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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:19,240 INGRID'S ROOM - ALWAYS TIDY 2 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:24,960 TOILET (ALWAYS BACKED UP) 3 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:31,760 RAKEL'S TRASH-O-RAMA 1000 HOPELESS PROJECTS 4 00:00:32,708 --> 00:00:34,121 Hi, Rakel. 5 00:00:35,634 --> 00:00:37,101 What's up? 6 00:00:38,882 --> 00:00:41,813 What are you thinking about? 7 00:00:41,814 --> 00:00:43,238 Sperm. 8 00:00:46,761 --> 00:00:48,278 That shit sucks. 9 00:01:07,835 --> 00:01:09,262 Are you coming? 10 00:01:09,263 --> 00:01:10,643 Yeah. 11 00:01:19,108 --> 00:01:20,407 Rakel! 12 00:01:20,408 --> 00:01:23,778 I'm coming. I need some clothes. 13 00:01:23,901 --> 00:01:25,505 Can't do it nude. 14 00:01:26,835 --> 00:01:28,585 I'll be quicker than lightning. 15 00:01:31,595 --> 00:01:34,078 Just need this last... 16 00:01:35,901 --> 00:01:37,371 No. 17 00:01:38,328 --> 00:01:40,039 No, it's not like that. 18 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:42,271 It's more like yoga. 19 00:01:42,755 --> 00:01:44,684 Rakel, don't! 20 00:02:04,867 --> 00:02:07,564 What happened to your tits? 21 00:02:08,001 --> 00:02:09,584 They're a lot bigger. 22 00:02:10,369 --> 00:02:12,052 - They're not. - They are. 23 00:02:12,524 --> 00:02:13,904 Yum! 24 00:02:17,108 --> 00:02:20,538 Well, I don't know. I've just put on some weight. 25 00:02:21,434 --> 00:02:22,940 Okay, come on. 26 00:02:22,941 --> 00:02:25,497 Hey, wait. Ingrid. Dammit, wait! 27 00:02:33,394 --> 00:02:34,951 Stay centered. 28 00:02:35,315 --> 00:02:36,725 Onegaishimasu. 29 00:02:36,968 --> 00:02:38,207 What's this? 30 00:02:38,208 --> 00:02:40,728 This isn't yoga. It's wrestling. 31 00:02:40,729 --> 00:02:42,544 No, it's self-defence. 32 00:02:42,981 --> 00:02:46,245 That's right, self-defence. "Wrestling" gives people the wrong idea. 33 00:02:47,788 --> 00:02:50,078 Just, it's all arms and legs here. 34 00:02:50,079 --> 00:02:53,258 When are we gonna fight with staffs? 35 00:02:53,488 --> 00:02:57,738 Well, we don't call it "fighting", but we'll get to the staffs later. 36 00:02:59,435 --> 00:03:00,841 Right. 37 00:03:03,028 --> 00:03:04,598 Good work, everyone. 38 00:03:05,614 --> 00:03:07,317 I see progress. 39 00:03:07,580 --> 00:03:08,967 In all of you. 40 00:03:08,968 --> 00:03:12,117 We're going to look at ukemi. 41 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:13,698 The art of falling. 42 00:03:14,408 --> 00:03:16,147 There's something beautiful 43 00:03:16,148 --> 00:03:20,258 about turning a situation where you're about to fall down 44 00:03:20,475 --> 00:03:23,894 to gracefully getting back on your feet, 45 00:03:23,895 --> 00:03:25,998 gaining the upper hand. 46 00:03:26,455 --> 00:03:28,431 Both in life and on the mat. 47 00:03:28,895 --> 00:03:30,345 Oh, shit. 48 00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:37,940 What's wrong? 49 00:03:38,447 --> 00:03:40,350 I think I've had sex with him. 50 00:03:42,788 --> 00:03:46,374 Remember that guy I fucked because he smelled nice? 51 00:03:46,375 --> 00:03:48,185 The guy who smelled like butter? 52 00:03:49,068 --> 00:03:50,034 No! 53 00:03:50,035 --> 00:03:52,565 Then there's the tenkan that goes around back here... 54 00:03:54,661 --> 00:03:56,260 - Yes? - Like... 55 00:03:56,261 --> 00:04:01,447 Donatello in Turtles, you know, he fights with a staff and so on. 56 00:04:01,448 --> 00:04:05,000 Technically, Donatello doesn't do aikido. 57 00:04:05,001 --> 00:04:07,954 He uses a bo staff, we use a jo staff. 58 00:04:07,955 --> 00:04:11,778 So that's the difference between aikido and Donatello. 59 00:04:13,548 --> 00:04:15,438 Okay, find a partner. 60 00:04:15,694 --> 00:04:17,244 One step closer. 61 00:04:17,961 --> 00:04:20,418 Put your arm under here, and... 62 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:22,925 Great! 63 00:04:23,375 --> 00:04:25,665 Very nice. Very nice. 64 00:04:29,228 --> 00:04:30,718 Come on. 65 00:04:32,315 --> 00:04:34,571 There. Oops! 66 00:04:36,121 --> 00:04:40,411 Right now you're going downward. Visualise going forward. 67 00:04:40,615 --> 00:04:44,448 Use the momentum in the fall to move forward and up. 68 00:04:46,255 --> 00:04:48,411 Look, if you... Do it one more time. 69 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:54,154 When Ingrid comes around there. Here. 70 00:04:54,155 --> 00:04:58,378 You need to put the back foot ahead of the other one. 71 00:05:02,267 --> 00:05:04,218 So that you move forward. 72 00:05:04,718 --> 00:05:06,160 - Okay? - Yeah. 73 00:05:06,558 --> 00:05:09,611 As soon as you go forward, get back up. 74 00:05:09,612 --> 00:05:11,221 Ready, get set, go. 75 00:05:12,488 --> 00:05:15,080 Yeah, perfect. We're there. 76 00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:16,865 - Right. - Hallelujah! 77 00:05:17,021 --> 00:05:18,465 Great. 78 00:05:19,521 --> 00:05:21,579 - One more time. - My turn. 79 00:05:21,580 --> 00:05:22,960 Ready? 80 00:05:23,801 --> 00:05:25,300 Good. Down. 81 00:05:25,301 --> 00:05:27,604 - There we are. - That's it! 82 00:05:30,528 --> 00:05:34,111 - Jeez, are you okay? - I'm fine. It's okay. 83 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:36,938 I just have to... 84 00:05:41,521 --> 00:05:43,449 He didn't do it on purpose. 85 00:05:43,450 --> 00:05:44,586 Nah. 86 00:05:44,587 --> 00:05:46,163 No, he didn't. 87 00:05:46,164 --> 00:05:47,637 Bye! 88 00:05:47,894 --> 00:05:49,477 Okay, let's go. 89 00:05:49,982 --> 00:05:51,525 You go ahead. 90 00:05:51,928 --> 00:05:55,658 I have to take a dump. You're stressing me out. 91 00:05:56,355 --> 00:05:58,225 My asshole gets tight like... 92 00:05:59,208 --> 00:06:01,165 - See you at home. - Yeah. 93 00:06:18,348 --> 00:06:19,728 Hello! 94 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:22,014 Anyone here? Everything alright? 95 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:23,531 Yes, I'm fine. 96 00:06:24,221 --> 00:06:26,778 Sorry to interrupt, but I have to lock up. 97 00:06:27,321 --> 00:06:28,701 Right. 98 00:06:30,581 --> 00:06:31,787 I'll hurry up. 99 00:06:31,788 --> 00:06:33,171 Good. 100 00:06:39,581 --> 00:06:41,005 Hi. 101 00:06:49,407 --> 00:06:50,818 What is it? 102 00:06:51,288 --> 00:06:53,324 What are you looking at? 103 00:06:54,455 --> 00:06:55,901 Nothing. 104 00:06:56,515 --> 00:06:58,011 There's nothing... 105 00:06:59,862 --> 00:07:04,851 Just, if someone does drugs in there, I have to report it. 106 00:07:11,781 --> 00:07:15,334 It's okay. Relax. I haven't... 107 00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:19,118 - I haven't done any drugs. - No, of course not. 108 00:07:19,848 --> 00:07:21,960 Good. I mean... 109 00:07:21,961 --> 00:07:23,858 I haven't even taken a poo. 110 00:07:24,548 --> 00:07:30,238 I thought I had to poo because my stomach was all weird, but nothing happened. 111 00:07:31,788 --> 00:07:34,111 Shit, I just said "poo" twice. 112 00:07:34,295 --> 00:07:35,780 Thanks a lot. 113 00:07:35,781 --> 00:07:37,251 That's okay. 114 00:07:44,022 --> 00:07:46,025 Yes! Yes! 115 00:07:47,461 --> 00:07:51,274 - I have to lock up. - Right. I just have to... 116 00:07:51,275 --> 00:07:55,047 Yes! Yes! Right there! 117 00:07:55,048 --> 00:07:57,491 I just have to get my phone! 118 00:07:59,461 --> 00:08:01,018 There! 119 00:08:08,715 --> 00:08:11,165 Yes! Yes! Yes! 120 00:08:12,254 --> 00:08:14,238 I can drive you home if you like. 121 00:08:14,348 --> 00:08:15,771 It's okay. 122 00:08:16,035 --> 00:08:17,578 It's not a problem. 123 00:08:18,755 --> 00:08:20,571 It's okay. I'll... 124 00:08:21,475 --> 00:08:22,878 Just walk. 125 00:08:38,628 --> 00:08:41,378 - Where did you go? - I told you, I had to poo. 126 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:43,745 You spend a lot of time on the can. 127 00:08:43,964 --> 00:08:46,194 Yeah, but nothing happens. 128 00:08:46,195 --> 00:08:48,600 Constipation. Eat prunes. 129 00:08:48,601 --> 00:08:51,314 I poo every morning. But then... 130 00:08:51,315 --> 00:08:53,838 I just feel bloated all day. 131 00:08:58,395 --> 00:09:01,234 Jeez. I'm chucking this out. 132 00:09:01,235 --> 00:09:03,139 No! No, why? 133 00:09:03,140 --> 00:09:05,271 Like, it smells awful. 134 00:09:05,272 --> 00:09:07,280 No. I made it yesterday. 135 00:09:07,281 --> 00:09:09,791 It's hummus. It stays good for days. 136 00:09:10,547 --> 00:09:11,971 Smell it. 137 00:09:13,308 --> 00:09:15,304 - Well? - You pregnant or something? 138 00:09:16,141 --> 00:09:17,521 No. 139 00:09:18,621 --> 00:09:19,934 Crazy sense of smell. 140 00:09:19,935 --> 00:09:24,364 Bigger tits. Bellyache. Drinking three litres of tropical nectar a day. 141 00:09:25,288 --> 00:09:27,032 You didn't use to like it. 142 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:28,605 Sure I did. 143 00:09:29,841 --> 00:09:31,991 Do you have to drink from the box? 144 00:09:32,116 --> 00:09:33,585 I'm not sick. 145 00:09:35,428 --> 00:09:38,825 - Did you really sleep with Aikido-Mos? - It was so awkward. 146 00:09:39,548 --> 00:09:42,511 He had to throw me out of the gym. I spent ages in the loo. 147 00:09:43,928 --> 00:09:46,438 - Did he come inside you? - Come on! 148 00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:48,378 I'm not pregnant. 149 00:09:48,974 --> 00:09:52,198 Ingrid, he used a condom and I'm on the pill. 150 00:09:53,161 --> 00:09:56,980 I've just put on some weight, and I have a good sense of smell. 151 00:09:56,981 --> 00:09:59,384 Loads of sugar in tropical nectar. 152 00:09:59,385 --> 00:10:01,100 Sticks to your hips. 153 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,551 Worth it. 154 00:10:02,948 --> 00:10:05,014 You should get off the pill. 155 00:10:05,015 --> 00:10:07,038 Fucks up the hormone balance. 156 00:10:07,235 --> 00:10:08,905 You don't have that much sex. 157 00:10:08,906 --> 00:10:10,938 I don't take it for sex. 158 00:10:11,155 --> 00:10:12,911 It's so I can skip my period. 159 00:10:13,620 --> 00:10:15,650 You don't know if you've had your period? 160 00:10:17,068 --> 00:10:20,438 I haven't had my period since Liseberg. 161 00:10:20,708 --> 00:10:22,579 That's six months ago. 162 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:23,960 Yes. 163 00:10:25,955 --> 00:10:27,664 But you buy pads. 164 00:10:27,855 --> 00:10:30,094 Sure, there's a bit. 165 00:10:30,095 --> 00:10:31,931 Some brown drops. 166 00:10:32,993 --> 00:10:34,491 But rarely. 167 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,545 You got preggo tests in your room? 168 00:10:41,176 --> 00:10:42,556 How come? 169 00:10:43,741 --> 00:10:45,858 Pee on the goddamn stick. 170 00:10:48,035 --> 00:10:50,665 5 THINGS RAKEL WANTS TO BE 171 00:10:56,115 --> 00:10:58,625 BEER TASTER 172 00:11:03,275 --> 00:11:05,825 FOREST RANGER 173 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,805 COMIC ARTIST 174 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:14,971 No! 175 00:11:31,795 --> 00:11:33,371 Thanks. Bye. 176 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:39,798 I can come in on Thursday at nine. 177 00:11:41,348 --> 00:11:44,111 - Can you come with me? - I'm going to Trondheim. 178 00:11:45,768 --> 00:11:47,527 I'll be back next Wednesday. 179 00:11:47,528 --> 00:11:49,431 Then I can go with you. 180 00:11:52,148 --> 00:11:53,765 Get it done. Get it out. 181 00:11:55,355 --> 00:11:57,558 Aikido-Mos must have pretty good sperm 182 00:11:59,168 --> 00:12:01,674 to blast through both condoms and pills. 183 00:12:01,675 --> 00:12:04,591 Probably because he made me come like hell. 184 00:12:05,114 --> 00:12:07,291 I came... Beyond, like. 185 00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:10,191 No way! 186 00:12:10,674 --> 00:12:11,874 What? 187 00:12:11,875 --> 00:12:15,118 You came? From one night stand sex, shitfaced? 188 00:12:15,908 --> 00:12:17,213 With Mos? 189 00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:19,477 Well, he was really on the ball. 190 00:12:25,561 --> 00:12:27,132 Are you gonna tell him? 191 00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:28,924 Guess I have to. 192 00:12:29,075 --> 00:12:30,605 - Hi! - Hi. 193 00:12:32,548 --> 00:12:33,978 Hi. 194 00:12:36,915 --> 00:12:39,184 - Am I interrupting anything? - No. 195 00:12:40,474 --> 00:12:43,851 The thing is, I tried to look up your phone number. 196 00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,534 Then... 197 00:12:46,468 --> 00:12:47,954 Your address came up. 198 00:12:47,955 --> 00:12:52,554 And I was like... just around the corner. 199 00:12:52,555 --> 00:12:56,098 So I thought I might as well just... 200 00:12:57,141 --> 00:13:01,491 I wanted to ask you after the aikido lesson, but... 201 00:13:01,995 --> 00:13:04,598 All this other stuff came up. 202 00:13:07,701 --> 00:13:13,444 But I was going to ask if maybe you'd like to go out for coffee or something. 203 00:13:14,821 --> 00:13:17,531 - Huh? - If you'd like a coffee or something? 204 00:13:20,888 --> 00:13:22,531 Okay, no? 205 00:13:23,041 --> 00:13:24,054 Yes. 206 00:13:24,055 --> 00:13:25,985 - Yes? - No. 207 00:13:26,128 --> 00:13:28,524 I didn't mean to make a face. 208 00:13:28,827 --> 00:13:30,240 It's just bad timing. 209 00:13:30,241 --> 00:13:31,684 Okay. 210 00:13:34,501 --> 00:13:37,145 - So no? - Yes. 211 00:13:37,268 --> 00:13:39,858 But no in a nice way, not like... 212 00:13:39,859 --> 00:13:41,364 Of course. 213 00:13:42,748 --> 00:13:44,265 Okay. 214 00:13:44,548 --> 00:13:47,105 - Bye. Or... - Yeah. Bye. 215 00:13:52,141 --> 00:13:54,274 - Should I...? - Do it. 216 00:13:54,275 --> 00:13:55,791 Hello? 217 00:13:57,395 --> 00:14:00,871 Sorry, it was just weird timing with that question. 218 00:14:01,494 --> 00:14:03,025 Right. 219 00:14:03,448 --> 00:14:05,031 Well, I'm pregnant. 220 00:14:07,101 --> 00:14:08,752 Are you kidding? 221 00:14:08,753 --> 00:14:10,960 Wow. Shit, that... 222 00:14:10,961 --> 00:14:12,478 And you're like... 223 00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:14,945 the only one... 224 00:14:18,295 --> 00:14:20,685 That can't be right. 225 00:14:21,035 --> 00:14:23,338 Seems we're both very fertile, so... 226 00:14:25,394 --> 00:14:30,551 It's no big deal. But since you suddenly showed up, I thought I'd blurt it out. 227 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:37,145 That's a pretty serious twist. 228 00:14:37,755 --> 00:14:39,391 I'm gonna have an abortion. 229 00:14:39,941 --> 00:14:41,531 And there's another one. 230 00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:43,430 Life. 231 00:14:44,941 --> 00:14:46,371 Sorry. 232 00:14:47,728 --> 00:14:48,780 It's okay. 233 00:14:48,781 --> 00:14:51,011 Is there anything I can do for you? 234 00:14:51,144 --> 00:14:52,657 Nothing. 235 00:14:55,730 --> 00:14:57,125 But, right... 236 00:14:57,661 --> 00:15:01,291 I didn't mean to be rude about the coffee, just... 237 00:15:02,174 --> 00:15:04,751 Maybe you can ask me again some other time? 238 00:15:07,302 --> 00:15:10,258 - If you want to. - Yeah, sure thing. 239 00:15:10,955 --> 00:15:12,578 - Yeah. - Okay. 240 00:15:15,054 --> 00:15:16,645 - Bye. - Bye. 241 00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:05,125 Dammit. 242 00:16:06,528 --> 00:16:08,091 Oh, my God! 243 00:16:31,235 --> 00:16:33,858 Hi. How much to get to Ullevål Hospital? 244 00:16:34,375 --> 00:16:38,091 I've got an abortion. I've only got 74 kroner. 245 00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:41,234 I can't get you there for 74 kroner. Sorry. 246 00:16:41,235 --> 00:16:43,065 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 247 00:16:54,934 --> 00:16:57,154 - Hi. - Sorry to bother you. 248 00:16:57,155 --> 00:17:00,091 - Don't worry about it. - I missed my bus. 249 00:17:00,235 --> 00:17:03,914 So I... I didn't know who to call. 250 00:17:03,915 --> 00:17:06,498 Because I can't miss my appointment. 251 00:17:07,061 --> 00:17:10,371 Have to get it done pretty soon, so... 252 00:17:11,174 --> 00:17:15,844 I didn't feel too guilty since it's sort of your fault too. 253 00:17:43,202 --> 00:17:44,871 You want me to come with you? 254 00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:47,111 I wouldn't mind. 255 00:17:59,395 --> 00:18:01,434 HAS A CAR 256 00:18:01,435 --> 00:18:03,945 AND SPERM WITH SUPERPOWERS 257 00:18:04,754 --> 00:18:06,881 SMELLS LIKE BUTTER 258 00:18:06,882 --> 00:18:08,398 What is it? 259 00:18:09,115 --> 00:18:10,571 Nothing. 260 00:18:13,588 --> 00:18:15,007 Look at this. 261 00:18:15,008 --> 00:18:16,931 Angelina Jolie has six kids. 262 00:18:17,695 --> 00:18:19,485 Rakel Pedersen? 263 00:18:28,088 --> 00:18:29,538 Right. 264 00:18:29,935 --> 00:18:32,685 We used both a condom and the pill, so... 265 00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:35,165 It's not our fault. 266 00:18:38,348 --> 00:18:41,458 - What is it? - I'll just do an ultrasound. 267 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:44,844 Just... Have you been together a while? 268 00:18:45,152 --> 00:18:47,478 We're not together. 269 00:18:47,707 --> 00:18:48,919 He just came along. 270 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,331 Could you excuse us for a moment? 271 00:18:51,515 --> 00:18:52,987 No! What? Why? 272 00:18:52,988 --> 00:18:56,158 We need to talk about a sensitive issue. 273 00:18:57,195 --> 00:18:59,118 - I've got cancer? - No. 274 00:18:59,248 --> 00:19:00,945 Did you feel a tumour? 275 00:19:00,946 --> 00:19:02,394 No, no. 276 00:19:02,395 --> 00:19:03,978 I can step outside. 277 00:19:03,979 --> 00:19:05,654 No, don't leave. 278 00:19:05,655 --> 00:19:07,307 Okay, what... 279 00:19:07,308 --> 00:19:09,285 Time out. What's going on? 280 00:19:10,415 --> 00:19:11,898 Right. 281 00:19:14,815 --> 00:19:16,195 Oh, shit. 282 00:19:16,861 --> 00:19:18,513 Huh? What's wrong? 283 00:19:18,514 --> 00:19:21,644 You're a little more than eight weeks pregnant. 284 00:19:22,455 --> 00:19:26,171 I'd estimate that you're at the end of the second trimester. 285 00:19:27,214 --> 00:19:28,711 What does that mean? 286 00:19:29,199 --> 00:19:32,598 You're about 26 weeks pregnant. 287 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:39,625 - 26 weeks means...? - Six and a half months pregnant. 288 00:19:46,988 --> 00:19:49,391 I'm... I'm not six months pregnant. 289 00:19:49,735 --> 00:19:51,312 Are you stupid or something? 290 00:19:51,313 --> 00:19:54,585 That's... I don't have... 291 00:19:54,810 --> 00:19:57,980 - My body's fine! - I know it's unexpected. 292 00:19:57,981 --> 00:20:01,314 But not all pregnant women get a huge belly. 293 00:20:01,315 --> 00:20:03,546 You may have missed your... 294 00:20:03,547 --> 00:20:05,467 Just give me the pills. 295 00:20:05,468 --> 00:20:09,744 I'm sure you're aware that the limit for abortion is 12 weeks. 296 00:20:10,028 --> 00:20:14,054 I'm having an abortion. I demand an abortion right away! 297 00:20:14,055 --> 00:20:17,964 Take those fucking pills and stuff them up the pill hole. 298 00:20:19,981 --> 00:20:21,737 I don't want a flyer. 299 00:20:21,901 --> 00:20:23,420 I want those pills. 300 00:20:23,421 --> 00:20:26,520 I think we should take a deep breath. 301 00:20:26,521 --> 00:20:31,087 You can get back to us if you have any questions and so on. 302 00:20:31,088 --> 00:20:33,535 I want an abortion now! 303 00:20:33,914 --> 00:20:37,273 That goes for you too, it's all in there. 304 00:20:37,274 --> 00:20:39,078 I'm no longer the father, 305 00:20:39,079 --> 00:20:41,777 but I'll hold on to the flyer. 306 00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:48,253 But it's not possible. I can't be six months pregnant without knowing it! 307 00:20:48,254 --> 00:20:50,111 I'm not six months pregnant! 308 00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:53,011 It's not that common, but it happens. 309 00:20:54,147 --> 00:20:57,417 I've read people give birth in the toilet. They had no idea. So it's... 310 00:20:59,041 --> 00:21:02,840 I usually offer a print of the ultrasound, but... 311 00:21:02,841 --> 00:21:04,551 Don't print anything. 312 00:21:05,715 --> 00:21:07,920 This is just completely nuts. 313 00:21:07,921 --> 00:21:10,291 Jeez, how unprofessional. 314 00:21:12,734 --> 00:21:17,907 I've been drinking and stuff. Like, partying like hell, and... 315 00:21:17,908 --> 00:21:22,448 We'll run some tests, but there's nothing wrong with the foetus... 316 00:21:23,498 --> 00:21:26,514 as far as I can see. It seems to be normal and... 317 00:21:27,355 --> 00:21:28,735 Thank you. 318 00:21:29,008 --> 00:21:30,585 Where are my pants?! 319 00:22:01,948 --> 00:22:04,098 Let me know if I can help. 320 00:22:47,055 --> 00:22:48,785 Six months?! 321 00:22:50,414 --> 00:22:52,585 Are you six months pregnant? 322 00:22:52,811 --> 00:22:54,618 Six and a half, they say. 323 00:22:55,915 --> 00:22:57,967 - Fuck. - Yeah. 324 00:22:57,968 --> 00:22:59,671 - No! - Yes. 325 00:23:01,094 --> 00:23:03,365 - There's a baby in there? - Yeah. 326 00:23:05,495 --> 00:23:07,400 My God. Can I feel it? 327 00:23:07,401 --> 00:23:09,686 - Is it kicking? - No! 328 00:23:09,687 --> 00:23:11,531 It's not fucking kicking. 329 00:23:11,532 --> 00:23:14,538 If it had, I'd have known it's there before now. 330 00:23:16,755 --> 00:23:18,371 Why isn't it kicking? 331 00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:21,178 - Is it sick? - No, it's not sick. 332 00:23:21,355 --> 00:23:25,079 It's just a fucking rotten sneaky Ninjababy 333 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:30,230 who thinks it can chill there for nine months and then sneak out. 334 00:23:31,968 --> 00:23:33,618 You sure it's not sick? 335 00:23:33,948 --> 00:23:35,745 You're partying all the time. 336 00:23:36,061 --> 00:23:38,044 - Not all the time. - Half the time. 337 00:23:39,568 --> 00:23:41,311 - Maybe a quarter. - At least. 338 00:23:44,301 --> 00:23:46,525 Doesn't the baby get as drunk as the mum? 339 00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:48,318 The doctor said it looked fine. 340 00:23:50,061 --> 00:23:51,591 Who's the dad? 341 00:23:51,727 --> 00:23:52,893 I don't know. 342 00:23:52,894 --> 00:23:54,557 Sure you know. 343 00:23:55,644 --> 00:23:57,451 Six or seven months ago. 344 00:24:02,228 --> 00:24:03,758 Dick Easter. 345 00:24:04,762 --> 00:24:06,225 Yeah. 346 00:24:09,921 --> 00:24:12,517 It could be anyone. You banged loads. 347 00:24:12,518 --> 00:24:14,318 I didn't bang loads. 348 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:17,031 I banged three guys, Ingrid. 349 00:24:18,681 --> 00:24:20,745 - Not that many. - Rakel, this is like Mamma Mia. 350 00:24:20,746 --> 00:24:22,791 What? No way. 351 00:24:23,055 --> 00:24:25,145 - It's the same concept. - No, it's not. 352 00:24:26,475 --> 00:24:28,351 It can only be one of them. 353 00:24:29,881 --> 00:24:31,331 How come? 354 00:24:31,514 --> 00:24:34,080 There was Hassan in Geilo. He didn't come. 355 00:24:34,081 --> 00:24:36,717 And Martin didn't come 356 00:24:36,914 --> 00:24:38,378 in there. 357 00:24:39,822 --> 00:24:41,391 So there's just one, 358 00:24:42,641 --> 00:24:44,178 one bastard who... 359 00:24:44,555 --> 00:24:46,078 Dick Jesus?! 360 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:47,944 Dick Jesus. 361 00:24:52,140 --> 00:24:54,405 I told you to lay off Dick Jesus. 362 00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:56,264 I know. 363 00:24:56,928 --> 00:25:00,745 But every time I meet him he's like, "Wanna fuck?" 364 00:25:01,428 --> 00:25:04,285 And I can't say no. It's impossible. 365 00:25:07,341 --> 00:25:09,038 Are you gonna be a mum? 366 00:25:22,008 --> 00:25:24,657 I should have let him come on my face. 367 00:25:24,658 --> 00:25:25,680 No. 368 00:25:25,681 --> 00:25:28,931 Better to get pregnant than get Dick Jesus' cum on your face. 369 00:25:33,635 --> 00:25:35,358 It's a little romantic, though? 370 00:25:35,694 --> 00:25:37,558 It's not fucking romantic. 371 00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:39,000 It's pathetic. 372 00:25:39,001 --> 00:25:41,714 That's what it is. This isn't love. 373 00:25:41,715 --> 00:25:43,285 It's sperm. 374 00:25:44,135 --> 00:25:45,805 Are you gonna give it away? 375 00:25:47,134 --> 00:25:48,691 Guess I have to. 376 00:25:54,388 --> 00:25:55,957 Put it up for adoption? 377 00:25:55,958 --> 00:25:57,458 I don't know. 378 00:26:00,794 --> 00:26:04,698 Nobody wants to adopt a kid with a Dick Jesus dad. 379 00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:08,060 Who's an alcoholic and a drug addict. 380 00:26:08,061 --> 00:26:10,094 I have to sit and tell people 381 00:26:10,095 --> 00:26:14,151 I've got psoriasis, that I've been drinking and smoking while pregnant? 382 00:26:16,181 --> 00:26:19,620 But the next weekend was just apeshit. 383 00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:24,084 That was bad. Not good. That was like... and... and... 384 00:26:24,595 --> 00:26:26,625 Then there was the shroom trip. 385 00:26:26,954 --> 00:26:28,510 That was wild. 386 00:26:29,166 --> 00:26:30,863 Want some shrooms? 387 00:26:31,213 --> 00:26:33,134 I've already got shrooms. 388 00:26:33,135 --> 00:26:34,630 In my pussy! 389 00:26:36,260 --> 00:26:37,783 Just kidding. 390 00:26:43,501 --> 00:26:44,881 Then... 391 00:26:45,348 --> 00:26:47,773 That's all I remember from that evening. 392 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:49,384 What's done is done. 393 00:26:49,932 --> 00:26:51,398 C'est la vie. 394 00:26:51,781 --> 00:26:53,161 So... 395 00:26:53,668 --> 00:26:55,138 Carpe diem. 396 00:27:15,561 --> 00:27:17,145 Ugly drawings. 397 00:27:18,047 --> 00:27:19,327 You're ugly. 398 00:27:19,328 --> 00:27:21,274 Yeah, I'm probably deformed. 399 00:27:21,275 --> 00:27:22,998 But that's your fault. 400 00:27:24,547 --> 00:27:26,685 I've got foetal alcohol syndrome. 401 00:27:26,686 --> 00:27:29,318 I'll probably get water in my brain. 402 00:27:30,215 --> 00:27:34,167 You should've told me so I didn't get you pissed. 403 00:27:34,168 --> 00:27:35,778 Jeez. 404 00:27:35,995 --> 00:27:37,460 Are you kidding? 405 00:27:37,461 --> 00:27:39,067 I told you many times. 406 00:27:39,068 --> 00:27:40,820 You just went to the loo. 407 00:27:40,821 --> 00:27:44,078 Maybe you should kick like a normal kid? 408 00:27:45,794 --> 00:27:47,585 Do you feel me now? 409 00:28:29,628 --> 00:28:31,745 Rakel, Rakel, Rakel. 410 00:28:33,468 --> 00:28:36,681 - May I come in? - Yeah, come inside. 411 00:28:36,682 --> 00:28:38,385 Long time no see. 412 00:28:40,495 --> 00:28:42,867 You want something to drink? 413 00:28:42,868 --> 00:28:45,458 I have some paella on the stove if you're hungry. 414 00:28:46,288 --> 00:28:47,473 No, thanks. 415 00:28:47,474 --> 00:28:49,120 This is my dad? 416 00:28:49,121 --> 00:28:50,486 You serious? 417 00:28:50,487 --> 00:28:52,640 You let that guy fuck you? 418 00:28:52,641 --> 00:28:54,264 Drag me to court. 419 00:28:55,041 --> 00:28:56,360 What? 420 00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:58,218 No, nothing. 421 00:28:59,142 --> 00:29:01,498 Right. So you're... 422 00:29:03,095 --> 00:29:04,698 Not having anything? 423 00:29:07,135 --> 00:29:09,091 Well, should we just... 424 00:29:10,435 --> 00:29:11,918 Get to it? 425 00:29:12,441 --> 00:29:14,118 We're not gonna fuck. 426 00:29:14,548 --> 00:29:17,005 - There's something I have to tell you. - Oh, no. 427 00:29:18,714 --> 00:29:20,778 Let me guess. You've got chlamydia? 428 00:29:21,761 --> 00:29:23,374 I've been there before. 429 00:29:23,375 --> 00:29:25,829 You've been to the doctor. 430 00:29:26,295 --> 00:29:28,314 Bad news: you've got chlamydia. 431 00:29:28,315 --> 00:29:33,771 Now you have to tell everyone you've had sex with that they might have it as well. 432 00:29:33,941 --> 00:29:35,357 I'm pregnant. 433 00:29:36,154 --> 00:29:38,005 Okay. Congrats? 434 00:29:38,308 --> 00:29:40,778 Don't fucking congratulate me. 435 00:29:41,021 --> 00:29:42,545 It's yours. 436 00:29:43,408 --> 00:29:44,774 No way. 437 00:29:44,775 --> 00:29:46,598 I'm seven months pregnant. 438 00:29:47,788 --> 00:29:49,278 And it's yours. 439 00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:52,657 Right. You're not. 440 00:29:53,014 --> 00:29:56,694 If you were seven months pregnant, you'd have a huge belly. 441 00:29:56,695 --> 00:29:58,997 Your belly would be out here. 442 00:29:59,448 --> 00:30:01,436 You're pregnant. Could well be. 443 00:30:01,437 --> 00:30:04,151 But first trimester, max. 444 00:30:05,241 --> 00:30:07,205 Not everyone gets that belly. 445 00:30:08,815 --> 00:30:12,787 I've been to the doctor. I'm seven months pregnant. 446 00:30:12,788 --> 00:30:15,784 And you're the only one who wouldn't use a condom. 447 00:30:17,921 --> 00:30:22,571 You should go to the hospital and take a paternity test. 448 00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:26,245 And join the world of condoms. 449 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:30,418 And I think you should take the kid. 450 00:30:33,481 --> 00:30:36,447 I'm not growing up with this guy. Are you nuts? 451 00:30:36,448 --> 00:30:39,045 He's got a "Blaze the Lord" poster on the wall! 452 00:30:41,801 --> 00:30:43,691 It's too late for an abortion. 453 00:30:43,881 --> 00:30:47,791 I don't want a kid. I don't have time, money... 454 00:30:48,001 --> 00:30:52,867 You've got everything. You've got a place to live, grandparents... 455 00:30:52,868 --> 00:30:55,158 This is your fault. You realize that much? 456 00:30:55,434 --> 00:30:56,891 Your fault. 457 00:30:57,608 --> 00:31:00,011 So fucking congrats to you. 458 00:31:00,221 --> 00:31:03,038 This is so fucking sick. 459 00:31:05,307 --> 00:31:09,265 How can you be seven months pregnant and not know it? 460 00:31:10,541 --> 00:31:14,551 You gotta keep track of your goddamn periods, and... 461 00:31:14,847 --> 00:31:17,945 What do I know? Get an abortion like a normal person. 462 00:31:18,915 --> 00:31:23,378 You can't just barge in and chuck a baby in my face! 463 00:31:39,395 --> 00:31:43,973 And besides, it was your idea that I should come in there. 464 00:31:43,974 --> 00:31:45,483 Are you fucking shitting me? 465 00:31:45,484 --> 00:31:46,934 But it was! 466 00:31:47,044 --> 00:31:48,856 I can come anywhere! 467 00:31:48,857 --> 00:31:54,857 I can come on your face, on your tits, on your ass, in your ass! 468 00:31:55,290 --> 00:31:59,707 I can come in the fucking coffee machine if you want, just tell me! 469 00:31:59,708 --> 00:32:01,521 Boom! Empty clip. 470 00:32:03,535 --> 00:32:05,371 Goddamn you. 471 00:32:06,448 --> 00:32:10,874 I never said you could come inside me. Just not on my face! 472 00:32:10,875 --> 00:32:12,734 But you never listen. 473 00:32:12,735 --> 00:32:14,574 The window's tiny. 474 00:32:14,575 --> 00:32:18,229 You gotta take vital decisions at light speed. 475 00:32:18,230 --> 00:32:21,574 And in that subtext, it's either or. 476 00:32:21,575 --> 00:32:25,014 - It's either or! That's how it is. - No! 477 00:32:25,015 --> 00:32:27,741 - It's not. - Well, it is for me. 478 00:32:28,708 --> 00:32:32,531 I've seriously got 50% of this guy's DNA? 479 00:32:33,488 --> 00:32:37,234 - I'm not having a kid. - I'm giving birth in any case. 480 00:32:37,235 --> 00:32:38,825 And it'll exist. 481 00:32:39,288 --> 00:32:42,787 And you're a dad and I'm a mum for the rest of our lives. 482 00:32:42,788 --> 00:32:46,999 Oh, fuck. He's the kinda guy who'll get a midlife crisis, 483 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:51,304 start bugging me in my teens. "I was so young and immature!" 484 00:32:51,305 --> 00:32:53,823 "Now I wanna be part of your life." 485 00:32:53,824 --> 00:32:55,943 I'll be busy with my band. 486 00:32:55,944 --> 00:33:00,927 Not that convenient with a burnout dad who suddenly wants to connect. 487 00:33:02,328 --> 00:33:04,638 If you don't want it, I'll have to give it away. 488 00:33:05,008 --> 00:33:06,985 Put it up for adoption. 489 00:33:07,408 --> 00:33:08,480 Sure. 490 00:33:08,481 --> 00:33:10,684 I don't want any hassle from you later. 491 00:33:11,547 --> 00:33:13,792 I'm just saying, if we do it, we do it. 492 00:33:13,793 --> 00:33:16,617 You can't have a revelation. 493 00:33:16,941 --> 00:33:20,640 Suddenly wanna "be there" and make a huge fuss. 494 00:33:20,641 --> 00:33:23,165 - Okay. - If we do it, we do it. 495 00:33:23,348 --> 00:33:25,171 - It's a deal. - Yeah? 496 00:33:27,535 --> 00:33:29,931 - Jeez, you really don't care. - No. 497 00:33:32,461 --> 00:33:34,887 Sure I do, but... 498 00:33:34,888 --> 00:33:38,091 I'm just not having a kid now. 499 00:33:38,208 --> 00:33:40,611 You know, you should get a vasectomy. 500 00:33:41,215 --> 00:33:45,740 Just chop, chop down there. Reverse it if you ever want kids. 501 00:33:45,741 --> 00:33:47,917 Sure, okay, but I'm not gonna do that. 502 00:33:47,918 --> 00:33:49,298 No? 503 00:33:50,728 --> 00:33:53,611 Right, I'll go set up the adoption. 504 00:33:53,988 --> 00:33:55,471 Okay. 505 00:33:59,868 --> 00:34:03,254 - No! We're not having sex! - Why not? 506 00:34:03,255 --> 00:34:06,454 - Did you hear anything I said? - Sure, I'm here. 507 00:34:06,455 --> 00:34:10,383 - Evidently not. - But jeez, we have such great sex! 508 00:34:10,384 --> 00:34:16,384 You're smoking hot, and you're pregnant already, so we don't have to fret about... 509 00:34:17,614 --> 00:34:20,648 No, we're not having sex. 510 00:34:25,268 --> 00:34:26,851 Don't look down. 511 00:34:29,261 --> 00:34:31,357 No, don't look... 512 00:34:31,801 --> 00:34:33,266 Oh, jeez... 513 00:34:33,267 --> 00:34:35,051 This is humiliating! 514 00:34:38,828 --> 00:34:40,924 I can come inside you, right? 515 00:34:41,795 --> 00:34:44,865 No, absolutely not! No! 516 00:34:45,734 --> 00:34:47,079 Shut up! 517 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:48,551 Sorry? 518 00:34:56,335 --> 00:34:59,441 Hey, you know what? This isn't working. 519 00:34:59,442 --> 00:35:01,851 No! 520 00:35:04,608 --> 00:35:06,024 Okay... 521 00:35:17,761 --> 00:35:19,678 Sperm, jeez... 522 00:35:20,734 --> 00:35:22,591 This shit sucks. 523 00:35:23,855 --> 00:35:29,774 You read about that Mormon lady who wants mandatory vasectomy for teenage boys? 524 00:35:29,775 --> 00:35:30,860 What? 525 00:35:30,861 --> 00:35:32,985 It's a great idea. 526 00:35:33,595 --> 00:35:36,251 We always get the blame for abortions. 527 00:35:36,941 --> 00:35:40,673 If all 12-year-old boys had a vasectomy 528 00:35:40,674 --> 00:35:42,730 we'd be done with 529 00:35:42,853 --> 00:35:45,327 all those irresponsible ejaculations. 530 00:35:45,479 --> 00:35:49,104 - If they're serious, then... - You can't sterilize all men. 531 00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:52,501 Sure you can. Because the thing is, you can always reverse it. 532 00:35:54,154 --> 00:35:56,735 They can just see the doctor. Chop, chop. 533 00:35:56,736 --> 00:36:00,387 Go back when they want kids. Chop, chop. 534 00:36:00,388 --> 00:36:06,281 Then they can pump in as much sperm and cum and babies as they like. 535 00:36:06,774 --> 00:36:09,724 - It's absolutely brilliant. - It won't work. 536 00:36:10,594 --> 00:36:11,953 It's child abuse. 537 00:36:11,954 --> 00:36:16,657 But jeez, we're already snipping up little boys' pee-pees like it's nothing. 538 00:36:17,381 --> 00:36:23,400 I mean, compared to what we go through, with pills that make you bipolar, 539 00:36:23,401 --> 00:36:28,048 IUDs that have to be surgically implanted in your kitty... 540 00:36:28,725 --> 00:36:30,914 And what about all the abortions? 541 00:36:31,408 --> 00:36:34,967 What about this? I can't have an abortion. 542 00:36:34,968 --> 00:36:37,060 I'll be flat out in a hospital bed, 543 00:36:37,061 --> 00:36:41,673 torn apart from clit to asshole, shitting myself for 19 hours. 544 00:36:41,674 --> 00:36:44,520 That'll be a treat. I'm so looking forward to it. Hurray! 545 00:36:44,521 --> 00:36:47,614 A vasectomy is nothing! 546 00:36:47,615 --> 00:36:49,064 No. 547 00:36:49,775 --> 00:36:50,961 True enough. 548 00:36:50,962 --> 00:36:52,674 It'll never happen 549 00:36:52,675 --> 00:36:53,871 in the patriarchate. 550 00:36:53,872 --> 00:36:55,805 - Patriarchy. - Right, patriarchy. 551 00:37:17,861 --> 00:37:23,613 If you still want to give it away after birth, it will be placed in a foster home 552 00:37:23,614 --> 00:37:28,811 for a couple of months to give you time to think it over, maybe change your mind. 553 00:37:29,401 --> 00:37:32,018 Finally it will be handed over to the adoptive parents. 554 00:37:34,408 --> 00:37:35,898 Sounds good. 555 00:37:36,341 --> 00:37:39,516 I just want to know one thing. These parents... 556 00:37:40,321 --> 00:37:41,944 I'd prefer... 557 00:37:42,261 --> 00:37:44,778 I'd like it if they're not too rich. 558 00:37:45,573 --> 00:37:47,845 Because it's kind of... 559 00:37:48,168 --> 00:37:51,504 Kids who have too much money lose touch with reality. 560 00:37:51,875 --> 00:37:55,731 If the parents have many kids, it might work, could be okay. 561 00:37:56,368 --> 00:38:01,293 But if a couple has loads of money and just wants to adopt one kid... 562 00:38:01,294 --> 00:38:04,007 I think I'll choose someone else. 563 00:38:04,008 --> 00:38:09,451 But you won't be involved in the actual choice of adoptive parents. 564 00:38:09,554 --> 00:38:13,463 We'll handle that part. But we will listen to your wishes. 565 00:38:13,464 --> 00:38:16,834 So I don't have any say about where the kid will end up? 566 00:38:17,735 --> 00:38:21,467 We will listen to your wishes. Try to make it happen. 567 00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:23,535 I won't get to meet them, like? 568 00:38:23,536 --> 00:38:25,347 No, but the child... 569 00:38:25,348 --> 00:38:28,031 But how can I know they're not Nazi paedophiles? 570 00:38:29,628 --> 00:38:32,087 Well, it's an extensive process. 571 00:38:32,088 --> 00:38:33,831 So I just have to trust you? 572 00:38:41,935 --> 00:38:44,605 PRE-ADOPTION COURSE 573 00:39:10,788 --> 00:39:13,231 Hey, Rakel! Hi. 574 00:39:13,841 --> 00:39:16,560 It's been ages. How are you? 575 00:39:16,561 --> 00:39:18,380 How are things in graphic design? 576 00:39:18,381 --> 00:39:19,971 I dropped out. 577 00:39:21,701 --> 00:39:23,971 There was so much stress with, well... 578 00:39:24,420 --> 00:39:25,885 Basically the whole thing. 579 00:39:25,886 --> 00:39:27,266 Okay? 580 00:39:27,668 --> 00:39:29,291 So what's happening? 581 00:39:31,248 --> 00:39:32,761 I'm pregnant. 582 00:39:32,762 --> 00:39:34,304 Seven months pregnant. 583 00:39:36,348 --> 00:39:37,798 - No? - Yeah. 584 00:39:38,522 --> 00:39:40,120 I didn't even notice. 585 00:39:40,121 --> 00:39:42,991 - Suddenly there's a kid in there. - That's not possible! 586 00:39:43,441 --> 00:39:44,985 It is. 587 00:39:47,128 --> 00:39:48,747 Who's the father? 588 00:39:48,748 --> 00:39:49,973 Dick Jesus. 589 00:39:49,974 --> 00:39:52,146 - Dick...? - Jesus. 590 00:39:52,147 --> 00:39:53,764 Dick Jesus? 591 00:39:54,234 --> 00:39:55,614 Who's that? 592 00:39:55,615 --> 00:39:57,644 Someone who doesn't wanna deal with it. 593 00:40:01,248 --> 00:40:02,708 But Rakel, 594 00:40:03,255 --> 00:40:04,727 how is that even... 595 00:40:04,728 --> 00:40:08,598 - No, you must be kidding. - I'm not kidding, no. 596 00:40:08,761 --> 00:40:10,141 So... 597 00:40:10,588 --> 00:40:12,418 I thought maybe... 598 00:40:12,681 --> 00:40:14,553 You and Stian, you've... 599 00:40:14,554 --> 00:40:15,998 You've like... 600 00:40:16,246 --> 00:40:18,004 You've tried... 601 00:40:18,654 --> 00:40:20,305 To have kids. 602 00:40:20,575 --> 00:40:22,011 Yeah. 603 00:40:22,328 --> 00:40:23,680 So I thought... 604 00:40:23,681 --> 00:40:26,804 Is it something you're still trying to do, or have you... 605 00:40:27,694 --> 00:40:29,124 shelved it? 606 00:40:29,461 --> 00:40:32,557 - We're ready. - Right, I'm coming. 607 00:40:35,734 --> 00:40:38,818 I'm going to L.A. with Marlene Lindtner. 608 00:40:40,035 --> 00:40:41,680 She's been signed with Warner. 609 00:40:41,681 --> 00:40:44,101 Wants me to produce her album. 610 00:40:44,102 --> 00:40:45,482 Okay. 611 00:40:46,721 --> 00:40:47,914 Cool. 612 00:40:47,915 --> 00:40:50,107 L.A. sucks, but it's pretty radical. 613 00:40:50,108 --> 00:40:53,025 So I'm planning to go there. 614 00:40:54,335 --> 00:40:55,905 That's awesome. 615 00:40:57,248 --> 00:41:01,431 But... So I'll be an aunt, and you'll be a mum in a couple of months? 616 00:41:02,188 --> 00:41:03,636 Yeah. 617 00:41:03,637 --> 00:41:05,385 But I'm not gonna be a mum. 618 00:41:07,234 --> 00:41:08,753 So, I'm... 619 00:41:08,754 --> 00:41:12,867 Listen, I know it must be hard, Rakel. 620 00:41:12,868 --> 00:41:15,611 Hey, you know what? Just relax. 621 00:41:17,041 --> 00:41:18,445 It'll be okay. 622 00:41:18,582 --> 00:41:19,774 But... 623 00:41:19,775 --> 00:41:25,205 L.A. sounds so awesome. That's some serious stuff. 624 00:41:26,955 --> 00:41:30,153 - I'll come see you. - You have to do that. 625 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:32,531 You're on top of everything. 626 00:41:33,828 --> 00:41:35,691 - Bye! - Bye. 627 00:41:40,501 --> 00:41:42,234 - Right. - Sebastian. 628 00:41:42,235 --> 00:41:43,615 Okay. 629 00:41:46,514 --> 00:41:47,931 Hi. 630 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:49,591 Hi. 631 00:41:49,815 --> 00:41:51,718 I think I'm a bit late. 632 00:41:51,940 --> 00:41:53,605 No problem. 633 00:41:55,162 --> 00:41:56,845 You must be... 634 00:41:59,441 --> 00:42:00,911 Fatima...? 635 00:42:02,121 --> 00:42:04,132 Yeah. Sure. Yep. 636 00:42:04,461 --> 00:42:06,024 - Okay. - That's me. 637 00:42:06,333 --> 00:42:07,817 Right. 638 00:42:09,521 --> 00:42:11,078 What about Zayid? 639 00:42:11,935 --> 00:42:14,645 Right, Zayid. He... 640 00:42:15,888 --> 00:42:18,158 He's at home with a tummy bug. 641 00:42:18,741 --> 00:42:21,757 - Oh, dear. - He was real sick last night. 642 00:42:22,414 --> 00:42:23,740 That's too bad. 643 00:42:23,741 --> 00:42:26,244 Yeah, it sucks big time. 644 00:42:27,615 --> 00:42:28,914 Right. 645 00:42:28,915 --> 00:42:31,818 Let's say hello to Fatima. 646 00:42:32,161 --> 00:42:35,466 We hope Zayid can be here next time. 647 00:42:35,968 --> 00:42:38,220 We've just completed the introductions. 648 00:42:38,221 --> 00:42:42,314 So we'll take it from there. You'll get to know the others. 649 00:42:42,581 --> 00:42:45,107 HEIRLOOM 650 00:42:45,108 --> 00:42:47,294 AND GOLD WATCH 651 00:42:47,295 --> 00:42:50,428 AND HOW MUCH ANTI-WRINKLE CREAM? 652 00:42:57,228 --> 00:43:01,360 HANDCRAFTED SHOES AND F**KING CREASED TROUSERS?! 653 00:43:01,361 --> 00:43:05,885 OKAY, YOU BLOW TWO GRAND ON A SILK BLOUSE, AND YOU GO FOR BEIGE? 654 00:43:07,264 --> 00:43:09,474 NO DANDRUFF? 655 00:43:09,475 --> 00:43:11,665 HERE, HAVE SOME! 656 00:43:21,608 --> 00:43:23,918 We're applying in Norway. 657 00:43:24,046 --> 00:43:25,160 Okay. 658 00:43:25,161 --> 00:43:30,271 Then it's possible for the temporary foster home to use the name you choose. 659 00:43:30,828 --> 00:43:35,027 But it's not a problem if you need time to find a name. 660 00:43:35,028 --> 00:43:38,900 Yes, because it does feel a bit strange 661 00:43:38,901 --> 00:43:42,909 to decide on a name before you've met the child. 662 00:43:42,910 --> 00:43:45,741 But we have to put it in the application. 663 00:43:45,742 --> 00:43:48,574 For us, it's either Chrisander or Frimann. 664 00:43:48,575 --> 00:43:49,899 What beautiful names! 665 00:43:49,900 --> 00:43:53,405 You think so? How kind of you. But we... 666 00:43:54,548 --> 00:43:56,577 Why are you applying in Norway? 667 00:43:57,835 --> 00:44:01,107 I think we should pick up where we... 668 00:44:01,108 --> 00:44:05,391 I'm not trying to blame anyone. Zayid and I are also applying in Norway. 669 00:44:06,181 --> 00:44:08,751 But we feel a bit guilty about it. 670 00:44:10,001 --> 00:44:13,258 Whether it's the right thing to do, like. 671 00:44:13,481 --> 00:44:17,915 There are so many hellholes around the world. 672 00:44:18,058 --> 00:44:21,001 Shouldn't you fetch some children there? 673 00:44:21,168 --> 00:44:24,138 Help those who don't have access to... 674 00:44:24,355 --> 00:44:28,201 Well, food, water, medical and social services... 675 00:44:28,202 --> 00:44:31,134 Should I try to answer for our part? 676 00:44:32,084 --> 00:44:37,894 We've looked into a foreign application, but it seems a bit more unpredictable. 677 00:44:37,895 --> 00:44:39,778 Unpredictable how? 678 00:44:39,921 --> 00:44:41,235 Which colour you get? 679 00:44:41,236 --> 00:44:42,664 No. 680 00:44:44,681 --> 00:44:50,681 Diseases, age, background, history and... 681 00:44:51,668 --> 00:44:56,094 In Russia, there are women who drink alcohol during pregnancy. 682 00:44:56,095 --> 00:44:58,012 What do you think Norwegians do? 683 00:44:58,013 --> 00:45:01,307 Adopting here doesn't mean a white child. 684 00:45:01,308 --> 00:45:04,200 I mean, many children born in Norway... 685 00:45:04,201 --> 00:45:09,477 Absolutely, Norwegian born only means the child is born in Norway. 686 00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:12,423 We've applied both at home and abroad. 687 00:45:12,533 --> 00:45:14,685 But we have thought about it. 688 00:45:14,686 --> 00:45:18,667 We have one child. It's easier if the next one is similar. 689 00:45:18,668 --> 00:45:22,227 He or she wouldn't have to feel so different. 690 00:45:22,228 --> 00:45:26,393 Maybe be bullied at school. The world is still a racist place. 691 00:45:26,394 --> 00:45:30,954 You'll solve that by adopting a white kid into your white family? 692 00:45:30,955 --> 00:45:32,694 That's not what I said. 693 00:45:32,695 --> 00:45:37,294 A little bullying at Bolteløkka school beats never having clean water, 694 00:45:37,295 --> 00:45:40,854 dying of malaria and watching mum get stabbed to death. 695 00:45:41,598 --> 00:45:44,147 - Excuse me? - A tiny difference there. 696 00:45:44,148 --> 00:45:47,999 I think that's a rather racist allegation. 697 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:52,440 Saying all coloured children will die of malaria. 698 00:45:52,441 --> 00:45:56,627 - Maybe I'm a racist. Sorry. - That's not what I meant. 699 00:45:56,628 --> 00:46:01,401 But I think it's a good example. Then I shouldn't be allowed to adopt. 700 00:46:01,571 --> 00:46:05,223 You know what? Put that in the application! 701 00:46:05,224 --> 00:46:09,014 If you tick the box marked "Norwegian", it's "No!" 702 00:46:09,015 --> 00:46:10,820 Not allowed. Won't happen. 703 00:46:11,202 --> 00:46:14,225 Racist, racist, racist. 704 00:46:14,788 --> 00:46:17,091 May I ask why your name is Fatima? 705 00:46:17,428 --> 00:46:20,133 Did you change your name as an adult? 706 00:46:20,134 --> 00:46:21,605 No, 707 00:46:21,606 --> 00:46:23,010 I didn't. 708 00:46:25,595 --> 00:46:27,171 I'm adopted. 709 00:46:28,048 --> 00:46:29,294 Okay. Excellent. 710 00:46:29,295 --> 00:46:31,987 But now I think we should focus... 711 00:46:31,988 --> 00:46:37,698 Funny you should ask. When you hear my name is Fatima, you think I'm radicalized. 712 00:46:39,044 --> 00:46:41,055 Hi. Sorry. 713 00:46:41,341 --> 00:46:43,128 Thanks, I have to rush. 714 00:47:03,801 --> 00:47:06,091 I wouldn't mind rich parents. 715 00:47:06,274 --> 00:47:07,774 You saw that one couple? 716 00:47:07,775 --> 00:47:10,384 Fresh sourdough bread every morning. 717 00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:13,997 When I start a band, they'll buy everything I need! 718 00:47:14,173 --> 00:47:15,566 But they're racist. 719 00:47:15,567 --> 00:47:18,143 If anyone was racist, it was you. 720 00:47:18,267 --> 00:47:19,874 Shut up. 721 00:47:19,875 --> 00:47:23,625 I think you hate them because you want me for yourself. 722 00:47:24,641 --> 00:47:28,871 Wanna be my mum, watch me grow up to be Dick Jesus 2.0. 723 00:47:29,715 --> 00:47:31,351 Yuck! Jeez! 724 00:47:33,007 --> 00:47:34,591 You know what? 725 00:47:34,702 --> 00:47:38,534 I just want to get rid of you without feeling permanently guilty. 726 00:47:38,535 --> 00:47:41,798 I don't have time for kids. I need to get a life. 727 00:47:42,235 --> 00:47:44,598 Well, I don't want anything to do with you either. 728 00:47:48,941 --> 00:47:50,571 But who would you want? 729 00:47:50,815 --> 00:47:52,538 If you could choose? 730 00:47:54,788 --> 00:47:56,332 Your sister seems cool. 731 00:47:56,333 --> 00:47:58,145 She doesn't have time for you. 732 00:48:03,261 --> 00:48:06,024 Then I'll go for Angelina Jolie. 733 00:48:06,194 --> 00:48:08,470 - Angelina Jolie? - Yeah. 734 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,693 If she met me, we'd hit it off. 735 00:48:10,694 --> 00:48:12,369 She already has six kids. 736 00:48:12,370 --> 00:48:14,786 Just proves she's a good mum. 737 00:48:14,787 --> 00:48:18,130 She's got plenty of experience. Plus she's loaded. 738 00:48:18,667 --> 00:48:20,070 Hey! 739 00:48:21,008 --> 00:48:22,478 Hello? 740 00:48:23,841 --> 00:48:27,045 You think I'll go away just because you put a cup over me? 741 00:48:39,228 --> 00:48:40,711 Rakel? 742 00:48:45,794 --> 00:48:47,878 Gotta stop screwing around, woman! 743 00:49:44,074 --> 00:49:47,498 Rakel! This isn't funny. Let me out! 744 00:50:11,001 --> 00:50:12,918 Sure you don't want to come along? 745 00:50:37,887 --> 00:50:39,471 - Hi. - Hi. 746 00:50:52,461 --> 00:50:53,841 Oops. 747 00:50:58,261 --> 00:50:59,825 Are you serious? 748 00:51:00,881 --> 00:51:02,445 What about Stian? 749 00:51:04,495 --> 00:51:07,365 - I mentioned it to him. - Is it okay with him? 750 00:51:07,781 --> 00:51:09,451 Not really. 751 00:51:09,988 --> 00:51:14,785 He already has three kids. We've tried for years. The doctors say it's possible. 752 00:51:15,754 --> 00:51:18,158 I just have a bad feeling about it. 753 00:51:18,540 --> 00:51:20,791 But are you breaking up? 754 00:51:21,694 --> 00:51:23,440 Do you really mean it? 755 00:51:23,441 --> 00:51:24,821 Yes. 756 00:51:25,028 --> 00:51:29,011 Because I don't know what it'll be like, how it would work... 757 00:51:29,808 --> 00:51:31,771 And you want to stay in touch with it? 758 00:51:34,774 --> 00:51:37,884 Well, I suppose I'll be an aunt. 759 00:51:39,708 --> 00:51:42,931 Okay. If we're gonna do this... 760 00:51:43,108 --> 00:51:44,691 How is it done? 761 00:51:46,015 --> 00:51:48,325 - I don't know. - Haven't you checked? 762 00:51:49,274 --> 00:51:50,654 No, I... 763 00:51:51,328 --> 00:51:53,280 I'm just trying to get rid of it. 764 00:51:53,281 --> 00:51:55,578 - But it might be illegal. - Huh? 765 00:51:55,941 --> 00:51:58,911 You can't give away kids just like that. 766 00:51:59,383 --> 00:52:00,878 Why not? 767 00:52:01,148 --> 00:52:03,434 Listen. I'm turning down L.A. 768 00:52:03,435 --> 00:52:06,105 And I'll read a bit about this. 769 00:52:06,508 --> 00:52:08,485 And talk it over with Stian. 770 00:52:16,335 --> 00:52:18,198 - Okay. - Mummy. 771 00:52:18,415 --> 00:52:19,831 Auntie. 772 00:52:28,961 --> 00:52:30,778 Wouldn't that be weird? 773 00:52:31,288 --> 00:52:32,740 You said you liked her. 774 00:52:32,741 --> 00:52:35,766 Yeah, but where are you in the picture? 775 00:52:35,767 --> 00:52:38,626 She'll be my mum, and you'll be my aunt? 776 00:52:38,627 --> 00:52:43,208 Although you both know it's the other way around. 777 00:52:43,345 --> 00:52:46,708 Family dinners and Christmases will get weird! 778 00:52:46,907 --> 00:52:48,731 We don't do family dinners. 779 00:52:49,010 --> 00:52:50,438 Why not? 780 00:52:52,401 --> 00:52:54,834 It'll be a mess. 781 00:52:54,835 --> 00:52:59,340 You'll come around and give me an identity crisis at five. 782 00:52:59,341 --> 00:53:03,659 I'll end up like Dick Jesus. Lots of random sex, no true connection 783 00:53:03,660 --> 00:53:07,348 because mum made sure I can't trust anyone. 784 00:53:07,455 --> 00:53:09,810 Yeah, but you have to end up with someone. 785 00:53:09,811 --> 00:53:11,887 Mie is cool as shit. 786 00:53:11,888 --> 00:53:14,427 - Angelina Jolie. - No. 787 00:53:14,428 --> 00:53:16,398 Come up with something better. 788 00:53:16,513 --> 00:53:18,633 Well, you can stay here. 789 00:53:18,634 --> 00:53:22,807 Lie on the floor, swimming in spaghetti crusts and old snuff. 790 00:53:22,808 --> 00:53:25,760 Know there's a liver paste sandwich here? 791 00:53:25,761 --> 00:53:28,533 Sure. Enjoy it when you get out. 792 00:53:28,534 --> 00:53:33,257 Why are you so nasty? If you hadn't been so nasty, it would work out. 793 00:53:33,258 --> 00:53:36,130 Can't you just shut up? Please? 794 00:53:36,131 --> 00:53:38,228 How long has that sandwich been there? 795 00:53:38,229 --> 00:53:41,441 Can't you just pick it up and bin it? 796 00:53:41,614 --> 00:53:44,490 Don't just sit there with your doodles. 797 00:53:44,491 --> 00:53:47,445 Get a grip, for Christ's sake! 798 00:54:23,722 --> 00:54:25,485 - Hi. - Hi. 799 00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:29,958 Rakel, you've got company. 800 00:54:30,781 --> 00:54:33,604 I've gotta run. But come in. 801 00:54:38,935 --> 00:54:40,511 - Hi there. - Hi. 802 00:54:45,530 --> 00:54:47,585 Sorry for being a pain in the ass. 803 00:54:48,212 --> 00:54:49,592 I just... 804 00:54:49,721 --> 00:54:51,878 I thought I'd ask. 805 00:54:52,161 --> 00:54:56,225 The last time I asked you out for coffee it was bad timing. 806 00:54:56,395 --> 00:54:59,518 You said I could try again later. Was hoping you meant it. 807 00:55:00,181 --> 00:55:02,566 Then you got real pregnant. 808 00:55:02,567 --> 00:55:06,885 And it probably felt a bit difficult for you. 809 00:55:07,608 --> 00:55:11,065 But I just wanted to say it's not difficult for me. 810 00:55:12,875 --> 00:55:16,125 Right. I thought you might need someone to talk to. 811 00:55:16,561 --> 00:55:18,611 And I sort of like you. 812 00:55:19,281 --> 00:55:23,137 So if you feel like having a beer, no strings attached-- 813 00:55:23,260 --> 00:55:26,151 you can't. But maybe a no strings coffee? 814 00:55:27,494 --> 00:55:28,767 Yeah. 815 00:55:28,768 --> 00:55:30,390 We can have coffee. 816 00:55:30,391 --> 00:55:31,771 Yeah? 817 00:55:32,281 --> 00:55:34,634 - Now? - Yeah, that's fine. 818 00:55:34,635 --> 00:55:36,015 Right. 819 00:55:36,215 --> 00:55:37,681 I just have to... 820 00:55:37,682 --> 00:55:40,705 I'll just fetch... Get my jacket. 821 00:55:43,681 --> 00:55:44,982 Don't come in. 822 00:55:44,983 --> 00:55:46,751 No? Okay. Sorry. 823 00:55:46,928 --> 00:55:48,858 The place is a mess, so... 824 00:55:49,815 --> 00:55:51,858 Yeah, that's... Yes. 825 00:55:56,195 --> 00:55:58,847 Ninjababy? Did you make this? 826 00:55:58,848 --> 00:56:00,778 Don't look at it. It's... 827 00:56:01,621 --> 00:56:03,458 - Private. - Sorry. 828 00:56:03,775 --> 00:56:05,325 But real cool. 829 00:56:16,021 --> 00:56:17,584 Is this me? 830 00:56:18,081 --> 00:56:20,337 - No. - "Aikido-Mos". 831 00:56:21,534 --> 00:56:24,550 "Smells like butter". You think so? 832 00:56:25,047 --> 00:56:26,673 - Yeah. - I do? 833 00:56:27,187 --> 00:56:28,960 Well, no. I mean... 834 00:56:28,961 --> 00:56:30,383 It's... 835 00:56:32,475 --> 00:56:37,194 It's just my pregnancy, it's given me a super-sharp sense of smell. 836 00:56:37,195 --> 00:56:38,931 So everything has a smell. 837 00:56:40,328 --> 00:56:41,954 It's like... Ugh. 838 00:56:41,955 --> 00:56:43,998 But I mean... You smell nice. 839 00:56:44,722 --> 00:56:46,785 - Butter? - Yeah. 840 00:56:48,962 --> 00:56:50,485 It smells nice. 841 00:56:53,075 --> 00:56:54,811 That baby was cool, though. 842 00:56:56,361 --> 00:56:57,851 Thanks. 843 00:56:59,995 --> 00:57:01,785 I draw a bit too. 844 00:57:01,786 --> 00:57:03,717 Or rather, I paint. 845 00:57:04,375 --> 00:57:07,558 - Like art? - No, it's more like... 846 00:57:07,934 --> 00:57:09,437 Like figures. 847 00:57:10,268 --> 00:57:13,464 - Okay. - Figures with particular powers, 848 00:57:13,901 --> 00:57:16,326 pieces for a game. You paint them first. 849 00:57:16,327 --> 00:57:18,860 - Warhammer? - Kings of War, yeah. 850 00:57:18,861 --> 00:57:20,757 It's almost the same as Warhammer. 851 00:57:20,979 --> 00:57:22,744 You know what it is? 852 00:57:23,020 --> 00:57:24,552 I've played it. 853 00:57:24,553 --> 00:57:27,585 I had a friend in high school who had it. 854 00:57:27,826 --> 00:57:30,312 - You kidding? - Goblins are neat. 855 00:57:30,313 --> 00:57:33,183 They're the ones I use. Or used. 856 00:57:33,184 --> 00:57:37,568 But I got trouble with yellow bellies. So I switched to Undead with unlimited surge. 857 00:57:38,881 --> 00:57:42,285 I'm supposed to be at a tournament. I'm not going. 858 00:57:42,488 --> 00:57:46,171 But if you'd turned down the coffee, I'd have gone. 859 00:57:50,008 --> 00:57:53,374 It's a tournament, but it's like private. 860 00:57:53,375 --> 00:57:54,707 Are you nervous? 861 00:57:54,708 --> 00:57:57,920 No, I'm not nervous. It's not the Olympics. 862 00:57:57,921 --> 00:57:59,744 It's just Henning. 863 00:58:01,828 --> 00:58:03,678 This one's real sick. 864 00:58:04,368 --> 00:58:06,058 That's my commander. 865 00:58:06,535 --> 00:58:09,380 I won a prize for the design. 866 00:58:09,381 --> 00:58:12,352 - You painted it yourself? - It took me two weeks. 867 00:58:12,353 --> 00:58:13,744 Cool. 868 00:58:13,988 --> 00:58:16,678 I've written a backstory too. 869 00:58:17,047 --> 00:58:18,378 Well, or... 870 00:58:18,379 --> 00:58:19,964 Look at that! 871 00:58:24,801 --> 00:58:27,478 His mother was decapitated while giving birth to him? 872 00:58:29,374 --> 00:58:32,465 - Dark. - Yeah, it is a bit violent. 873 00:58:34,767 --> 00:58:36,751 No women here, or...? 874 00:58:37,475 --> 00:58:42,194 No, there aren't that many women in the series I use. 875 00:58:42,195 --> 00:58:44,024 Just decapitated mums? 876 00:58:45,935 --> 00:58:48,998 Yeah, it does sound weird when you put it like that. 877 00:58:59,928 --> 00:59:02,434 - Hi there. - Hello, senpai. 878 00:59:02,435 --> 00:59:05,371 This is Rakel. Henning, Rakel. 879 00:59:05,674 --> 00:59:08,171 - Are you...? - No. 880 00:59:08,995 --> 00:59:13,138 Hey, you're getting slaughtered today. Focus on that. 881 00:59:13,282 --> 00:59:15,051 Hello, boys. 882 00:59:15,301 --> 00:59:17,151 We're ready to roll. 883 00:59:18,175 --> 00:59:20,598 - This is Rakel. - Hi. 884 00:59:21,235 --> 00:59:24,198 - You're late. - Sorry. I know. 885 00:59:24,555 --> 00:59:26,218 Something came up. 886 00:59:26,961 --> 00:59:29,005 You chose the left side? 887 00:59:29,275 --> 00:59:31,114 You know it's my side, but... 888 00:59:31,115 --> 00:59:32,495 Sorry. 889 00:59:33,981 --> 00:59:35,645 I'll put my stuff here. 890 00:59:38,761 --> 00:59:40,591 Is that the new Nightstalker? 891 00:59:40,957 --> 00:59:42,372 Real neat. 892 00:59:43,233 --> 00:59:44,891 You need any help? 893 00:59:45,008 --> 00:59:46,818 Rakel can give you a hand. 894 00:59:46,961 --> 00:59:48,558 She's a really great painter. 895 00:59:48,912 --> 00:59:50,484 Draws well too. 896 00:59:50,861 --> 00:59:53,058 She's got a comic book figure called Ninjababy. 897 00:59:53,801 --> 00:59:55,265 It rocks. 898 00:59:55,655 --> 00:59:57,898 You'd like it. Looks a bit like Bone. 899 01:00:02,001 --> 01:00:03,723 You make comics? 900 01:00:03,724 --> 01:00:04,961 No. 901 01:00:04,962 --> 01:00:06,791 I just draw sometimes. 902 01:00:20,248 --> 01:00:21,965 What does Ninjababy do? 903 01:00:24,095 --> 01:00:25,558 Not that much. 904 01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:27,818 Chills. 905 01:00:28,428 --> 01:00:29,911 Does it have a sword? 906 01:00:31,114 --> 01:00:32,498 No. 907 01:00:34,855 --> 01:00:36,565 You think it should have one? 908 01:00:36,723 --> 01:00:38,103 Yeah. 909 01:00:39,548 --> 01:00:41,065 A katana. 910 01:00:53,754 --> 01:00:55,465 Come on, join us. 911 01:00:56,248 --> 01:00:57,845 No, I'll pass. 912 01:00:58,302 --> 01:00:59,811 Come on. 913 01:01:09,301 --> 01:01:12,891 Yes! Blood and suffering! 914 01:01:19,201 --> 01:01:21,571 Boom! Okay. 915 01:01:26,455 --> 01:01:29,905 - Oh, have you read this one? - No. 916 01:01:31,075 --> 01:01:32,938 It's sort of 917 01:01:33,901 --> 01:01:36,165 like autobiography-ish. 918 01:01:36,435 --> 01:01:38,291 Kinda hard to describe. 919 01:01:38,555 --> 01:01:40,971 But it's a love story, coming of age. 920 01:01:41,515 --> 01:01:44,220 He grows up in a Christian family. 921 01:01:44,221 --> 01:01:47,591 Finds out he's not that religious, falls in love... 922 01:01:50,668 --> 01:01:54,791 - Maybe it sounds a bit boring? - No. No, no. It's not... 923 01:01:55,308 --> 01:01:57,965 Not that many decapitations during childbirth. 924 01:02:18,975 --> 01:02:21,811 - Are you okay? - Sure, I'm just a bit... 925 01:02:23,495 --> 01:02:26,378 - Does it hurt? - No, it just feels a bit weird. 926 01:02:27,115 --> 01:02:29,484 Right. I get it. 927 01:02:36,775 --> 01:02:38,485 Don't you think it's weird? 928 01:02:39,128 --> 01:02:40,698 This whole thing? 929 01:02:40,895 --> 01:02:42,275 No. 930 01:02:42,501 --> 01:02:43,984 Why not? 931 01:02:44,335 --> 01:02:45,851 I don't know. 932 01:02:49,615 --> 01:02:54,894 I wanted to get to know you anyway, so it would be uncool to change my mind 933 01:02:54,895 --> 01:02:56,905 just because you're pregnant. 934 01:02:57,695 --> 01:03:01,945 All the reasons why I liked you are still the same. 935 01:03:03,695 --> 01:03:05,805 You don't know anything about me. 936 01:03:06,026 --> 01:03:07,894 I know quite a lot. 937 01:03:07,895 --> 01:03:11,920 We've had sex once, and met like two times. 938 01:03:11,921 --> 01:03:13,301 Three. 939 01:03:13,414 --> 01:03:14,910 Three times? 940 01:03:18,954 --> 01:03:20,334 Okay. 941 01:03:20,708 --> 01:03:23,584 Okay what? You want a list of what I know about you? 942 01:03:24,475 --> 01:03:30,935 Not if it turns out you're a star psycho who's been stalking me for years. 943 01:03:32,128 --> 01:03:36,600 No, but we've been out. I know you get drunk pretty easily. 944 01:03:36,601 --> 01:03:38,391 And you don't have 945 01:03:39,001 --> 01:03:40,814 a great deal of money. 946 01:03:40,815 --> 01:03:42,238 And 947 01:03:42,487 --> 01:03:45,165 you hate ABBA, and love beer. 948 01:03:49,635 --> 01:03:54,684 I know you're willing to try aikido, even though you think it's goofy. 949 01:03:56,974 --> 01:03:59,918 Which means you're open-minded, 950 01:04:00,096 --> 01:04:01,831 willing to try new things. 951 01:04:02,455 --> 01:04:03,893 You can 952 01:04:04,233 --> 01:04:06,484 talk pretty freely about poo. 953 01:04:10,374 --> 01:04:13,105 I've been to an abortion clinic with you, 954 01:04:13,721 --> 01:04:16,614 so I know that though you try to act cool, 955 01:04:16,615 --> 01:04:19,974 you're human enough to not want to go there alone. 956 01:04:22,221 --> 01:04:23,925 I know that you like drawing, 957 01:04:24,102 --> 01:04:26,238 and that you're really good at it. 958 01:04:27,455 --> 01:04:32,553 I know that if you want to, something you've made can end up in a comic store 959 01:04:32,554 --> 01:04:34,877 and mean a lot to someone who reads it. 960 01:04:38,815 --> 01:04:40,911 And I know you're pregnant. 961 01:04:42,615 --> 01:04:45,918 Seven or eight months pregnant. It probably sucks, but... 962 01:04:46,815 --> 01:04:49,285 It's not the first thing I think about when I see you. 963 01:04:51,175 --> 01:04:54,045 My first thought is, "Wow, she's stunning!" 964 01:04:58,402 --> 01:05:00,265 "I've had sex with her." 965 01:05:04,661 --> 01:05:06,418 This is making me horny. 966 01:05:48,135 --> 01:05:49,521 Hi. 967 01:05:49,522 --> 01:05:50,773 Hi. 968 01:05:50,774 --> 01:05:52,218 Or good morning. 969 01:05:55,408 --> 01:05:57,005 I've made breakfast. 970 01:05:58,101 --> 01:05:59,625 You want a fried egg? 971 01:05:59,855 --> 01:06:01,351 Yes, please. 972 01:06:08,682 --> 01:06:10,071 Thanks. 973 01:06:12,895 --> 01:06:14,351 What a treat. 974 01:06:16,761 --> 01:06:18,238 I'll get it. 975 01:06:20,222 --> 01:06:21,684 This is... 976 01:06:33,735 --> 01:06:35,245 Want some coffee? 977 01:06:37,775 --> 01:06:39,171 Coffee. 978 01:06:45,508 --> 01:06:47,698 - No. - I've changed my mind. 979 01:06:52,407 --> 01:06:56,187 I've thought about this thing, and it's real sick. 980 01:06:56,188 --> 01:06:58,800 But it's somehow existential too. 981 01:06:58,801 --> 01:07:01,360 After you came to see me, I went 982 01:07:01,361 --> 01:07:06,548 to grandma's house in Ås, tried to gather my thoughts. 983 01:07:06,785 --> 01:07:12,155 Then something really weird happened one evening. Like... 984 01:07:12,341 --> 01:07:16,065 It was like someone shouted to me from the forest. 985 01:07:16,175 --> 01:07:21,814 I tried to get closer to see what it was, and the closer I got, the more I got 986 01:07:21,815 --> 01:07:26,725 the feeling that someone was keeping an eye on me, observing me. 987 01:07:28,455 --> 01:07:33,818 I didn't see anyone. Suddenly it was like something gripped my guts. 988 01:07:34,068 --> 01:07:35,885 "It has to be the baby." 989 01:07:38,354 --> 01:07:43,265 My unborn child came to me to tell me that I'd regret it. 990 01:07:46,135 --> 01:07:49,467 Okay, I know I sound like a new age freak. 991 01:07:49,468 --> 01:07:51,351 But suddenly I knew. 992 01:07:51,574 --> 01:07:52,927 Knew what? 993 01:07:52,928 --> 01:07:54,764 That I want this child. 994 01:07:56,495 --> 01:07:58,151 Have you lost your mind? 995 01:07:59,335 --> 01:08:01,939 I mean, I've already arranged everything. 996 01:08:01,940 --> 01:08:03,121 Okay? 997 01:08:03,122 --> 01:08:05,445 But... But I'm still the dad. 998 01:08:06,607 --> 01:08:08,134 Yeah. 999 01:08:08,135 --> 01:08:10,378 Yeah? So I've got rights. 1000 01:08:10,608 --> 01:08:11,827 I wouldn't know. 1001 01:08:11,828 --> 01:08:17,494 I think so. I don't think you can put the kid up for adoption if I say no. 1002 01:08:17,495 --> 01:08:19,065 I can google it. 1003 01:08:19,066 --> 01:08:20,372 Ingrid, don't. 1004 01:08:20,373 --> 01:08:22,071 Just don't. 1005 01:08:23,948 --> 01:08:25,087 Right. 1006 01:08:25,088 --> 01:08:26,551 You know what? 1007 01:08:27,161 --> 01:08:28,791 But you don't want kids. 1008 01:08:29,655 --> 01:08:32,907 I just think I could make a good father. 1009 01:08:32,908 --> 01:08:35,878 What's more, I think you and I could make good parents. 1010 01:08:36,694 --> 01:08:38,846 We'll move to Ås. I'm serious. 1011 01:08:38,847 --> 01:08:41,093 Grandma's in a nursing home. 1012 01:08:41,094 --> 01:08:46,748 We can move in, be parents. Raise this kid, who'll turn out to be awesome. 1013 01:08:47,815 --> 01:08:52,393 Like, we don't have to... Don't have to be a couple per se. 1014 01:08:52,394 --> 01:08:54,596 I don't know. We can just live there. 1015 01:08:54,597 --> 01:08:57,214 Have sex if that's what we want. 1016 01:08:57,215 --> 01:09:00,187 We'll sort it out. We won't regret it. 1017 01:09:00,188 --> 01:09:04,980 Have you ever met a mum or a dad who says, "Oh, I regret having kids?" 1018 01:09:04,981 --> 01:09:07,101 No, they can't admit it. 1019 01:09:07,495 --> 01:09:10,301 No, it's because it's impossible to regret it. 1020 01:09:11,441 --> 01:09:16,651 It's like life-changing, self-fulfilling, existential and... 1021 01:09:17,615 --> 01:09:20,753 I just think it would be so good for me. 1022 01:09:20,754 --> 01:09:24,818 For you too. I just think it's something we gotta do. 1023 01:09:27,295 --> 01:09:29,391 Look, I'm not having a baby with you. 1024 01:09:30,855 --> 01:09:32,524 Why not, Rakel? 1025 01:09:32,921 --> 01:09:36,491 There's obviously something going on between you and me. 1026 01:09:36,841 --> 01:09:38,221 There is. 1027 01:09:38,388 --> 01:09:40,405 It's not that long since we... 1028 01:09:40,861 --> 01:09:42,278 I mean... 1029 01:09:43,455 --> 01:09:46,021 - Okay, I should leave. - Stay. 1030 01:09:46,022 --> 01:09:48,385 But you seem to have a lot to talk about. 1031 01:09:49,274 --> 01:09:51,971 Sorry, are you Rakel's boyfriend? 1032 01:09:52,100 --> 01:09:54,825 Hi, I'm Mos. No, we're not together. 1033 01:09:56,615 --> 01:10:01,038 Aren't you the guy from that aikido gym at Helsfyr? 1034 01:10:01,868 --> 01:10:04,938 - Uh, yeah. - I've been a student of yours. 1035 01:10:05,208 --> 01:10:09,904 How does it go? Ugetsu, ugo... omo... 1036 01:10:10,601 --> 01:10:13,594 I just wanted to fight with those staffs. 1037 01:10:13,595 --> 01:10:19,011 Hey, we were having a great time here. Mos had whipped up a wonderful breakfast. 1038 01:10:19,275 --> 01:10:21,191 You know what? Get lost. 1039 01:10:21,192 --> 01:10:25,174 Check out the nearest kindergarten. You don't want this. 1040 01:10:25,175 --> 01:10:29,867 That's the point. I really don't want to, that's why I have to. 1041 01:10:29,868 --> 01:10:31,588 - Get it? - No. 1042 01:10:39,735 --> 01:10:43,654 - Hey, listen... - This isn't a good time. 1043 01:10:43,655 --> 01:10:47,374 I can become a foster parent, then adopt later. 1044 01:10:47,375 --> 01:10:50,787 Might not have to because you aren't that fucked up. 1045 01:10:50,788 --> 01:10:52,411 - Hi. - Hello. 1046 01:10:53,501 --> 01:10:56,473 This is Mie, she's going to adopt. 1047 01:10:56,474 --> 01:10:59,678 - Oh, is that so? - It's complicated. 1048 01:11:00,021 --> 01:11:03,151 You can't just adopt like that, so... 1049 01:11:04,115 --> 01:11:05,614 Who are you? 1050 01:11:05,615 --> 01:11:08,725 Well, I'm the child's dad. 1051 01:11:09,581 --> 01:11:12,025 I see. So you're Dick Jesus? 1052 01:11:12,228 --> 01:11:14,078 Yeah, apparently. 1053 01:11:14,535 --> 01:11:16,271 I have to go to work. 1054 01:11:16,461 --> 01:11:18,986 We're having a conversation here. 1055 01:11:18,987 --> 01:11:22,200 Well, I have to get out of here, or... 1056 01:11:22,201 --> 01:11:24,654 Leave! Out! All of you! Bye! 1057 01:11:24,655 --> 01:11:27,774 But you have to tell her she can't have the kid. 1058 01:11:27,775 --> 01:11:29,696 Of course she's gonna have the kid! 1059 01:11:29,697 --> 01:11:32,158 You can't just come here and... 1060 01:11:32,468 --> 01:11:37,580 She's turned down a job in fucking L.A., broken up with her boyfriend and... 1061 01:11:37,581 --> 01:11:39,934 You can't just spring this on me now! 1062 01:11:40,442 --> 01:11:43,656 You sprung it on me just a few weeks ago! 1063 01:11:43,988 --> 01:11:46,234 Right. I just took some time to think. 1064 01:11:46,235 --> 01:11:50,795 Suddenly you've given it to someone you found at Walmart! 1065 01:11:50,796 --> 01:11:53,742 - Excuse me? - She's my half-sister. 1066 01:11:53,743 --> 01:11:58,055 - She's had loads of shit with her ovaries. - Leave that part out. 1067 01:11:58,056 --> 01:12:00,652 Okay, I'm sorry to hear that. 1068 01:12:00,809 --> 01:12:03,001 Didn't you talk to him before asking me? 1069 01:12:03,002 --> 01:12:08,228 Sure I talked to him, but now he's got this sick revelation! 1070 01:12:08,501 --> 01:12:13,585 I'm sorry. You know what? I'm sorry for having a sense of responsibility. 1071 01:12:13,728 --> 01:12:17,758 I think you need to sort this out. We'll talk later. 1072 01:12:19,408 --> 01:12:22,165 What's wrong? What's going on? 1073 01:12:22,815 --> 01:12:25,900 Rakel. Oh, come on, Rakel. 1074 01:12:25,901 --> 01:12:28,205 Why do you always make a huge... 1075 01:12:28,206 --> 01:12:29,751 Shut up! 1076 01:12:31,235 --> 01:12:35,134 - Oh, Shit. This is... - Has her water broken? 1077 01:12:35,135 --> 01:12:37,431 - Get the car! - Okay, right. 1078 01:12:38,428 --> 01:12:40,592 Have you packed your maternity bags? 1079 01:12:40,593 --> 01:12:43,431 Where... It's way too early! 1080 01:12:55,248 --> 01:12:58,265 It's to the right. Through there. 1081 01:12:59,781 --> 01:13:04,091 - Is it this way? - It's easier if we work together. 1082 01:13:05,855 --> 01:13:08,198 I'll go find a doctor or something. 1083 01:13:10,295 --> 01:13:12,411 - Hi. - Hi, Rakel. 1084 01:13:12,855 --> 01:13:15,400 - You had pains? - Yes, some. 1085 01:13:15,401 --> 01:13:18,858 - Are you feeling better? - No, she's not. 1086 01:13:19,822 --> 01:13:21,805 Could you please come with me? 1087 01:13:24,095 --> 01:13:25,831 Right, I'm coming along. 1088 01:13:38,188 --> 01:13:40,031 Is there something wrong? 1089 01:13:41,962 --> 01:13:44,485 The heartbeat is still fine. 1090 01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:47,253 But... 1091 01:13:47,254 --> 01:13:48,938 We'll run some tests. 1092 01:13:51,174 --> 01:13:52,658 Right. 1093 01:14:04,754 --> 01:14:06,980 Hey? What's going on? 1094 01:14:06,981 --> 01:14:08,404 They don't know. 1095 01:14:08,847 --> 01:14:11,311 They have to run a few tests and so on first. 1096 01:14:12,288 --> 01:14:15,591 They say I have to stay here until they get the results. 1097 01:14:17,215 --> 01:14:20,065 Hey, it's okay. I'll stay here with you. 1098 01:14:20,295 --> 01:14:22,358 I think I'd rather be alone. 1099 01:14:23,154 --> 01:14:24,638 Alright. 1100 01:14:26,968 --> 01:14:28,591 We can stay. 1101 01:14:29,121 --> 01:14:31,551 It's okay. I'm just a bit tired. 1102 01:14:33,470 --> 01:14:35,505 I can give you a lift home. 1103 01:14:35,788 --> 01:14:37,360 That would be great. 1104 01:14:37,361 --> 01:14:39,825 Maybe you could drive me to Ås? 1105 01:14:40,908 --> 01:14:42,991 To Ås? Sure. 1106 01:14:43,588 --> 01:14:45,051 Nice. 1107 01:14:45,473 --> 01:14:46,951 Shotgun. 1108 01:15:45,254 --> 01:15:46,725 It'll be alright. 1109 01:15:47,038 --> 01:15:48,534 Yeah. 1110 01:15:48,535 --> 01:15:50,838 Just cross my fingers and hope it's dead. 1111 01:15:51,312 --> 01:15:52,301 Huh? 1112 01:15:52,302 --> 01:15:53,711 Get it over with. 1113 01:15:56,001 --> 01:15:57,465 I've killed it. 1114 01:15:58,835 --> 01:15:59,841 No. 1115 01:15:59,842 --> 01:16:01,911 Yes, I have. 1116 01:16:04,661 --> 01:16:06,111 I can tell. 1117 01:16:06,734 --> 01:16:08,778 Feel it's about to die. 1118 01:16:11,481 --> 01:16:12,918 Stop it. 1119 01:16:15,988 --> 01:16:17,625 And that's what I wanted. 1120 01:16:19,088 --> 01:16:20,751 I wanted it to die. 1121 01:16:21,601 --> 01:16:24,107 - It's not the same. - No. 1122 01:16:24,108 --> 01:16:26,544 Even though it's dead, I have to give birth to it. 1123 01:16:27,395 --> 01:16:29,404 Squeeze out this tiny corpse. 1124 01:16:30,575 --> 01:16:36,125 I'm the one who killed it. Being so damn nasty. Getting shitfaced. 1125 01:16:36,301 --> 01:16:38,731 Doing drugs. Screwing around. 1126 01:16:39,815 --> 01:16:42,298 Like, totally fucking hopeless. 1127 01:16:42,948 --> 01:16:45,620 Never seeing anything through. 1128 01:16:45,621 --> 01:16:51,098 Just wasting my life doodling shitty stick figures. 1129 01:16:51,415 --> 01:16:53,591 No wonder the kid's sick. 1130 01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:55,845 Rakel, don't say that. 1131 01:16:56,508 --> 01:16:59,180 I know you think this is your fault. 1132 01:16:59,181 --> 01:17:01,020 That it makes you a bad person. 1133 01:17:01,021 --> 01:17:03,558 But you have to stop hating yourself. 1134 01:17:33,615 --> 01:17:36,618 How are you feeling? Let me know if there's anything I can do. 1135 01:18:35,095 --> 01:18:39,031 Who can sail without wind... 1136 01:18:39,195 --> 01:18:43,385 Who can row without oars... 1137 01:18:44,255 --> 01:18:46,198 Why don't you like me? 1138 01:18:46,641 --> 01:18:47,967 I like you. 1139 01:18:47,968 --> 01:18:50,333 I've been a cool foetus. 1140 01:18:50,334 --> 01:18:52,254 Didn't make too much hassle. 1141 01:18:52,255 --> 01:18:56,214 Didn't make you fat or sick. Tried to be your friend. 1142 01:18:56,215 --> 01:18:59,611 You poison me, and now you're giving me away! 1143 01:18:59,875 --> 01:19:01,945 I feel like shit! 1144 01:19:02,768 --> 01:19:04,451 I know how you feel. 1145 01:19:05,590 --> 01:19:08,244 I can't take it anymore. 1146 01:19:11,855 --> 01:19:13,331 No... 1147 01:19:17,495 --> 01:19:18,971 No! 1148 01:19:24,815 --> 01:19:26,265 Are you okay? 1149 01:19:27,822 --> 01:19:30,371 Excuse me? We need some help here. 1150 01:19:31,028 --> 01:19:33,418 Excuse me? We need help. 1151 01:19:43,135 --> 01:19:44,645 No! 1152 01:20:35,001 --> 01:20:36,818 - Hi. - Hi. 1153 01:20:37,834 --> 01:20:39,484 She's just slept. 1154 01:20:40,310 --> 01:20:43,144 - Isn't that a good sign? - Yes. 1155 01:20:43,315 --> 01:20:44,825 Rakel? 1156 01:20:44,957 --> 01:20:46,786 - You've got company. - Hi. 1157 01:20:49,641 --> 01:20:52,525 I have to go, but I'll be back soon. Okay? 1158 01:21:01,055 --> 01:21:02,531 See you. 1159 01:21:04,041 --> 01:21:05,638 - Bye. - Bye. 1160 01:21:32,015 --> 01:21:35,691 I thought about what you said about the lack of women in the army. 1161 01:21:36,828 --> 01:21:39,605 I tried to get hold of one. Wasn't easy. 1162 01:21:39,606 --> 01:21:42,598 I managed to swap another piece for this. 1163 01:21:43,808 --> 01:21:45,431 I've painted it myself. 1164 01:21:46,527 --> 01:21:48,526 This is Leila. 1165 01:21:48,527 --> 01:21:51,774 Leila was abandoned as a child. 1166 01:21:51,775 --> 01:21:56,105 She was found by a general who'd lost his pregnant wife in the war. 1167 01:22:00,468 --> 01:22:05,398 The general takes Leila and raises her like his own. 1168 01:22:05,695 --> 01:22:10,451 When Leila grows up, she wants to join the army. 1169 01:22:10,655 --> 01:22:14,805 But her father won't let her because she's a woman. 1170 01:22:17,075 --> 01:22:21,638 So what Leila does, is fake her own death. 1171 01:22:22,148 --> 01:22:26,205 She goes undercover as a man to muscle in on the business. 1172 01:22:26,308 --> 01:22:29,647 She rises through the ranks for 15 years. 1173 01:22:29,648 --> 01:22:35,828 Finally she becomes second in command to the general, and who's the general? 1174 01:22:36,848 --> 01:22:40,954 - Her father. - So Leila has to kill her father. 1175 01:22:40,955 --> 01:22:42,924 Which she does 1176 01:22:43,501 --> 01:22:44,919 to become general. 1177 01:22:44,920 --> 01:22:47,208 Then she reveals it to them. 1178 01:22:47,209 --> 01:22:48,589 "Hello?!" 1179 01:22:49,294 --> 01:22:52,525 "I'm a woman. Deal with it, bitches!" 1180 01:22:55,628 --> 01:22:58,614 Now she's sworn to slaughter Henning 1181 01:22:58,615 --> 01:23:03,578 and make sure there's blood and suffering. 1182 01:23:05,828 --> 01:23:07,505 She's pretty awesome. 1183 01:23:09,861 --> 01:23:11,338 Thanks. 1184 01:23:17,955 --> 01:23:19,825 Looks like the kid's doing fine. 1185 01:23:21,501 --> 01:23:23,191 Seems like a cool kid. 1186 01:23:38,228 --> 01:23:39,845 How are you feeling? 1187 01:23:41,655 --> 01:23:43,358 I don't know. 1188 01:23:43,915 --> 01:23:45,625 This is weird. 1189 01:23:45,861 --> 01:23:47,278 Yeah. 1190 01:23:48,434 --> 01:23:50,231 I know what you mean. 1191 01:23:50,806 --> 01:23:52,546 I'm a chick, though. 1192 01:23:52,547 --> 01:23:54,453 That was a surprise. 1193 01:23:54,454 --> 01:23:56,014 Thought I was a dude. 1194 01:23:56,015 --> 01:23:57,674 I thought so too. 1195 01:23:57,675 --> 01:23:59,525 You felt like a dude. 1196 01:23:59,790 --> 01:24:01,194 Nope. 1197 01:24:01,195 --> 01:24:03,605 I've got a full-on vagina cooking here. 1198 01:24:03,714 --> 01:24:06,146 Ovaries. Double X chromosomes. 1199 01:24:06,147 --> 01:24:08,627 Won't produce a drop of sperm in my life. 1200 01:24:08,628 --> 01:24:10,451 At least that's a victory. 1201 01:24:11,668 --> 01:24:13,287 What are you lolling about? 1202 01:24:13,288 --> 01:24:14,697 Nothing. 1203 01:24:15,361 --> 01:24:18,131 - I'm just tired. - You're tired? 1204 01:24:18,508 --> 01:24:21,531 I weigh two grams and have a lung defect. 1205 01:24:25,881 --> 01:24:27,458 - Hi. - Hi. 1206 01:24:33,988 --> 01:24:36,311 They say she just has to lie here until... 1207 01:24:36,942 --> 01:24:39,565 I don't really know. A while, at least. 1208 01:24:49,822 --> 01:24:51,286 Hi. 1209 01:24:51,287 --> 01:24:52,751 Hi. 1210 01:24:53,534 --> 01:24:55,532 Are you hungry? Would you like...? 1211 01:24:55,533 --> 01:24:57,053 No, I'm good. 1212 01:24:57,334 --> 01:24:59,604 May I? Thanks. 1213 01:25:12,681 --> 01:25:14,061 Right. 1214 01:25:14,281 --> 01:25:16,227 I guess I should leave now. 1215 01:25:16,228 --> 01:25:17,958 Or, I have to go. 1216 01:25:18,765 --> 01:25:19,887 - We can just... - Okay. 1217 01:25:19,888 --> 01:25:21,864 I'll just... see you out. 1218 01:25:22,714 --> 01:25:25,130 - Hey, thanks. - Yeah, of course. 1219 01:26:52,828 --> 01:26:55,958 Do I have to? Can't you give her a bottle? 1220 01:28:47,450 --> 01:28:49,265 Have you thought about...? 1221 01:28:50,001 --> 01:28:51,891 I just want her to be okay. 1222 01:28:53,441 --> 01:28:55,865 I think she'd be better off with you. 1223 01:28:56,106 --> 01:28:57,705 Something about... 1224 01:28:57,981 --> 01:28:59,858 Being close to mum. 1225 01:29:02,848 --> 01:29:05,891 We can go to our place, see how it works out. 1226 01:29:06,655 --> 01:29:08,151 "Our place"? 1227 01:29:08,761 --> 01:29:11,745 To grandma's house. 1228 01:29:14,961 --> 01:29:17,425 But... Is it because of... 1229 01:29:18,074 --> 01:29:19,905 that guy, Mos? 1230 01:29:20,288 --> 01:29:22,922 He can come and stay. I mean it. 1231 01:29:22,923 --> 01:29:24,404 That's not it. 1232 01:29:25,501 --> 01:29:28,678 - But don't you want... - I don't want kids. 1233 01:29:33,715 --> 01:29:35,905 And yeah, it's a fucked-up thing to say. 1234 01:29:37,361 --> 01:29:39,538 Probably egotistic as hell, but... 1235 01:29:40,301 --> 01:29:41,725 It's typical. 1236 01:29:42,543 --> 01:29:43,981 That's how I am. 1237 01:29:43,982 --> 01:29:46,486 A fucking egotistic crappy person. 1238 01:29:48,955 --> 01:29:53,287 I mean, I can look at her, hold her, and still think... 1239 01:29:53,288 --> 01:29:55,845 "Dammit, I don't want kids." 1240 01:29:57,375 --> 01:29:59,338 Then you shouldn't have kids. 1241 01:29:59,634 --> 01:30:01,360 Shouldn't raise children. 1242 01:30:01,361 --> 01:30:03,958 You're not a crappy person. 1243 01:30:08,081 --> 01:30:10,925 I'm sure you'd make an awesome mum. 1244 01:30:10,926 --> 01:30:13,471 But I have zero desire to be a mum. 1245 01:30:14,361 --> 01:30:16,265 It's never been on my list. 1246 01:30:22,969 --> 01:30:24,632 Can't you just take her? 1247 01:30:26,502 --> 01:30:29,319 - I'm a crappy person too. - Yeah. 1248 01:30:30,169 --> 01:30:32,339 I'm not saying it's ideal. 1249 01:30:35,227 --> 01:30:38,425 But you like yourself as a dad. 1250 01:30:40,042 --> 01:30:42,319 That's how the whole thing started. 1251 01:30:45,141 --> 01:30:47,813 That you saw yourself as a dad, 1252 01:30:47,814 --> 01:30:50,225 liked the person you saw in the mirror. 1253 01:30:57,488 --> 01:30:59,291 So what's her name? 1254 01:31:00,195 --> 01:31:01,711 I have no idea. 1255 01:31:03,495 --> 01:31:07,318 I can take her, but I think you should find a name for her first. 1256 01:31:19,308 --> 01:31:21,051 Hi there, Ninjababy. 1257 01:31:22,674 --> 01:31:24,360 I'm gonna give you a name. 1258 01:31:24,361 --> 01:31:26,075 I'm Ninjababy. 1259 01:31:26,076 --> 01:31:27,951 You need a real name. 1260 01:31:28,822 --> 01:31:30,379 I think it rocks. 1261 01:31:33,141 --> 01:31:36,518 Okay, I'm gonna find a name for you, 1262 01:31:36,675 --> 01:31:39,151 then you'll go home with Dick Jesus. 1263 01:31:39,615 --> 01:31:42,440 Hey? Hello? It's Are. 1264 01:31:42,441 --> 01:31:43,568 Sorry. 1265 01:31:43,569 --> 01:31:44,971 Are. 1266 01:31:46,848 --> 01:31:48,600 Is that okay with you? 1267 01:31:48,601 --> 01:31:51,767 If he burns the "Blaze the Lord" poster. 1268 01:31:51,768 --> 01:31:54,745 Gotta burn the "Blaze the Lord" poster. 1269 01:31:55,110 --> 01:31:56,498 Okay. 1270 01:31:56,955 --> 01:31:58,638 So what should my name be? 1271 01:31:58,815 --> 01:32:00,933 What about Angelina? 1272 01:32:00,934 --> 01:32:02,685 - No. - Please? 1273 01:32:04,328 --> 01:32:05,791 Pretty please? 1274 01:32:10,256 --> 01:32:11,752 Her name's Nina. 1275 01:32:14,282 --> 01:32:15,806 Nina Bibbi. 1276 01:32:17,135 --> 01:32:18,878 You said I could choose. 1277 01:32:19,541 --> 01:32:21,091 Yeah, I did. 1278 01:32:24,168 --> 01:32:26,445 Nina Bibbi Lindeberg, right? 1279 01:32:27,229 --> 01:32:29,545 Ninabibbi Lindeberg. 1280 01:32:31,181 --> 01:32:32,698 Perfect. 1281 01:33:55,582 --> 01:33:57,051 Hi. 1282 01:34:32,461 --> 01:34:34,318 That's a funny baby. 1283 01:34:35,821 --> 01:34:37,551 Let's see... 1284 01:34:41,660 --> 01:34:42,767 Nice? 1285 01:34:42,768 --> 01:34:44,513 Look! A dark cloud! 1286 01:34:44,514 --> 01:34:46,137 Yes, a cloud. 1287 01:34:46,563 --> 01:34:49,073 - Look! - Yes, isn't it funny? 1288 01:34:50,108 --> 01:34:53,425 - A tomato! - Yes, that's right. 89753