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ANNOUNCER: Brought to you
by Delfman's Dry Bread:
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Want moisture?
Go jump in a lake.
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We're freaking bread!
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♪ Toast, toast ♪
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♪ I've made some
Extra burnt toast ♪
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♪ I should have
Watched the toaster ♪
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♪ Instead of writing a song ♪
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(giggles)
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Mm.
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(coughs)
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You know what
this special food needs?
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A little sippy of OJ.
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Hey, who drank all the juice
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and just left
an empty container?
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BERYL: Hmm, if I had to guess?
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A certain pal of Kiff's,
has two big bunny ears,
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rhymes with "shmerry."
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Who? Barry?
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I know you're not talking
about my boy Barry
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behind his back right now.
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Sweetie, we love Barry.
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It's just, well,
that bunny loves his juice.
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My juice.
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(grunts)
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Kiff, the next time
you have Barry over,
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just ask him not to finish
all of our orange juice, okay?
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What? I do that?
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I'm in charge
of telling him that?
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You can handle it.
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Oh, look! Our neighbor
got a new garden gnome.
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- What?
- Wait!
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What exactly do I say to Barry?
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Is he trying
to out-gnome us?
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I never agreed to this!
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(Barry laughing)
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Okay, so I says
to Miss Deer Teacher:
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Pop quiz?
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How about some popcorn?
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(laughs)
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We got to keep
this laugh train going.
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Want to come over?
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You know I do.
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Mm. Oh.
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(smacks lips)
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Hmm, I'm suddenly
a little thirsty.
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Wait, I feel like there was
something I was supposed to do.
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Yup, a cold glass
of something fruity
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sure sounds good.
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Oh, what drink
am I thinking of, though?
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Made out of fruit--
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No, no, no.
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Hang on, I was trying
to remember something first.
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Oh, well,
probably wasn't important.
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Oh! Orange juice!
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Man, that was driving me crazy.
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(Barry laughs)
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I was like,
"Come on, brain!"
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- (laughs)
- Hey, Barry.
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I've got to talk to you
about something
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before we get
to my house.
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Ooh, fun. Lay it on me.
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- Uh...
- Hey, Billiam.
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I've got to talk to you
about something.
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It's no big deal,
but my dad said
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you need to start taking
your muddy shoes off
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before you come
into our house.
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What? Are you serious?
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(groans)
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Mud?
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Our friendship
is forever blemished!
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BARRY:
Yoo-hoo!
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What did you have
to talk to me about?
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KIFF:
Oh, Barry. I can't do this.
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He's just a delicate
little flower.
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(both sobbing)
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You're perfect.
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Don't change a thing.
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Oh! Oh, thank you for saying.
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Oh, I regret everything!
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(both sobbing)
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(lawn mower whirring)
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(lips smacking)
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You know what
we never do anymore?
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Hide-and-seek.
I'll hide.
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You stay right here
with your eyes closed
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and count to the highest number
you can think of.
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- Okay, go.
- One, two...
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This is tough.
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Whew! We have a whole fresh jug.
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Even on his thirstiest days,
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Barry never finishes
a whole jug.
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Now I can put off
the awkward convo.
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- Found you!
- Ah!
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Barry! What happened,
uh, to the counting?
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Oh, it's such a gorgeous day.
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I couldn't think past 12.
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Ooh! OJ.
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May I?
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Go for it, Bar.
Have a glass.
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One should be enough, right?
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We're just kids, after all,
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with kid stomachs.
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Beautifully put.
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Wait, this feels kind of rude.
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Drinking your family's juice
like this.
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It... it does?
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So you're aware?
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Kiff, it's glaringly obvious.
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You should be having
a glass with me!
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Oh. Uh, no.
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I don't need to waste--
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Uh, taste any juice.
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I insist.
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- Say when.
- When!
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Now, Barry, please drink
your one glass of juice
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so we can move on
and both stop thinking about it.
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Alrighty. Here I go.
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Whoops.
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Juice fingers.
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These things happen, right?
Take two!
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Jug's, uh, mostly full.
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I've just got to make sure Barry
actually drinks it this time.
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Uh, what you doing
over there, Bar?
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- (lawn mower whirring)
- That cool ponytail guy out there
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is just mowing the lawn
in the hot sun.
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- Doesn't he look thirsty?
- Who, the Pone?
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(gasps)
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Nah, he's always sweating
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and wiping his forehead
and smacking his lips--
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- Excuse me!
- Barry, no!
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The Pone? Would you care
for a refreshing glass of juice?
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Uh, you don't want
our sour old juice.
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(laughs nervously)
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How about a delicious cup
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of room-temp water
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from the pitcher my mom
keeps out on the counter?
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Someone say
sour old juice?
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That's the Pone's favorite.
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- Load me up.
- Here you go, my man.
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Courtesy of your neighbors,
the Chatterleys.
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Hey, these things happen.
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I just did the same thing.
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(laughing)
How about that?
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(both laugh)
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(giggling)
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(all laughing)
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- These things happen!
- These things happen!
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(both laugh)
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(both scream)
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- (sighs)
- What was wrong with those?
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Oh, it's bad luck
to drink an over-poured glass.
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I'm superstitious.
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(laughs)
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(screams)
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(flies buzzing)
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Let's pour one out for those
who have to go without juice.
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What?
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Protecting that jug of juice
is hard work.
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(sighs)
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Oh, no!
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What an afternoon
we're having.
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But this'll definitely
be the last glass.
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- Ah!
- We forgot the glass.
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Ugh, this is a disaster.
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Kiff, cheer up.
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Juice grows on trees.
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- Well, fruit, anyway.
- (car approaching)
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My mom's already home from work.
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That means it's dinnertime.
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It's the third Thursday
of the month: BLT night!
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Dad's definitely gonna want
a glass of OJ with his BLT.
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And when he finds the empty jug,
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they'll know I didn't have
the talk with Barry.
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(birds tweeting)
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(doorknob jiggling)
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Barry, go stall--
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I mean, greet my parents
at the door!
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Okay.
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(panting)
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Hi! Welcome home.
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I hope you party people
are ready for BLT night.
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Yeah!
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(gasps)
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Nice and full.
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Hey, I thought we drank
all the--
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(coughs)
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I could get used to this.
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(whispering)
Thank you.
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- What the...?
- Juice settles, hon.
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It probably
just needs a shake.
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(liquid sloshes)
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More, Dad.
Shake it more.
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(liquid sloshing)
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How long am I supposed
to keep shaking?
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Uh, nothing crazy.
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Just until Barry and I
are away at college.
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MARTIN:
That's it.
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I'm going down
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to that con artist
of a grocery store
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and giving them
a piece of my mind.
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Come on, everybody.
Toss your BLTs.
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We won't be eating dinner tonight.
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- Yeah!
- This is way more important.
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Wait!
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Uh, Dad, a quick word?
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Barry drank
all the juice again.
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Oh, man.
But your mother said--
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I couldn't do it,
all right?
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I couldn't tell him not to.
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Look at that delicate face.
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As a kid, I had a part-time job
at a grocery store,
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and let me tell you, Barry,
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you would not believe...
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Oh, my gosh, you're right.
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Barry can't take
that kind of criticism.
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He'd wilt like
the delicate flower he is.
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And what if it shamed him
out of never coming over again?
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You were right
to not tell him, Kiff.
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Don't worry,
I got your back.
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You know,
they water down the juice
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and then they hike up
the prices.
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It is not right, Beryl.
It is not right.
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MARTIN:
On second thought,
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even grocery stores
make mistakes.
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Let's forget about it
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and enjoy some of Beryl's
room-temp pitcher water.
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You hate my room-temp
pitcher water.
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I'm guessing Kiff
didn't get a chance
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to talk to you, Barry.
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What about?
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Well...
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in the future,
when you come over...
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- No!
- No!
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...can you not drink
so much juice?
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Oh.
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Oh, I see.
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Sure thing, Beryl!
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Thanks for being so direct.
I love you.
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But-but Barry, I--
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I thought you'd be upset.
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I tried so many ways
to get out of telling you today,
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because I was worried
it might make you feel weird,
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or make you feel bad.
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I love it when people
tell it to me like it is.
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The truth sets you free, baby.
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Oh, Barry, you're not
a delicate flower at all.
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You're a mighty tree.
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You inspire me.
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Oh! Oh, my gosh!
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OJ?
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"Orange juice."
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I just got that!
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Okay.
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Here goes.
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How bad can BLTs with water be?
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Dad, you're so weird
about water.
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- Just drink it.
- (doorbell rings)
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Oh, thank goodness!
I'll get it!
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Top o' the evening to you,
Chatterley crew.
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Chat Junior
and her compadre here
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were kind enough
to squeeze me a glass
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of the old
liquid citrus earlier,
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and I was so touched,
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I couldn't chill till I returned
with an epic repayment.
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I brought you a brand-new
carton of ju--
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What? I don't like that guy.
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