Original subtitles

Morning.

Good morning boss.

Brother, it's the boss.

Good morning.

Morning.

Get going already.

Well then...

Ilyou have any matters to report, please speak now.

Anything at all?

Endo, ain't you got nothin'?

...If there's...

Who was that saucyvixen with you?

Did you bang her?

No, no, no, naw...

Il there's nothing Iurther then we have something...

...Well what?

Everything I'm about to tell you is a joke.

Don't take it seriously.

See that dog outside?

Dog?

Dog.

Please don't stare.

It's a trained 'yakuza attack dog.

It kills only Yakuza "made" men.

Yakuza attack dog?

Yakuza attack dog.

That little dog?

I better be carelul, huh?

Il there's nothing Iurther then the chairman's closing remarks.

Me? I don't got much to say this month but...

Boss!

Better get him belore he gets you.

GOZU

We there?

It'll be just a while longer.

Did the old man say anything?

What do you mean?

This Nagoya trip.

Fuckin' crazy, huh?

Checking in with other crews at a time like this!

Uh... Can I take a piss?

Excuse me.

Minami.

Yes.

What do you think ol our crew?

It's a good one.

At this rate we're not gonna make it.

As long as the old man's in charge.

As long as you're there Brother Ozaki, we'll be Iine.

The old man thinkswith his dick.

Being crazed overwomen at his age spells the end.

I'm thinking about having the old man step out ol the action.

When the shit goes down, someone might end up getting hurt.

Trust me.

You with me til the end?

Since you...

Since you saved my lile, I've been readyto lay down mine.

No matterwhat...

I'm behind you all the way.

Son-ol-a-bitch.

Stop!

Minami! Get out! Out!

Okay.

Get down! Down!

What is it?

That car...

It's a yakuza car, remodeled to kill yakuza.

Huh?

No... Brother.

That looks like an ordinary car to me.

Besides, there's no such thing as a yakuza car, right?

Minami.

Il something happens to me, you knowwhat to do.

Die motherfucker...

Brother!

Go!

Now!

Brother... Brother!

Yes, Minami here.

Where are you?

Near Nagoya.

Bit fuckin' late. And Ozaki?

Asleep.

Perfect. Get a move on.

You're not still having doubts, are you?

Look, Ozaki's crazy.

Get him to the dump in Nagoya ASAP. You got it?

Understood.

NAGOYA 1 KM

Brother?

Brother, Brother. Brother.

OUT OF SERVlCE AREA

Nah, 'tween the two, Todayz colder, yah.

Nah, yesterdaywaz hotter, yah.

Nah, todayz lotz colder, yah.

I dunno. I can't believe ya, ya idiot...

Yah, it'z cold. Come over and Iind out.

...Hold on, the phone'z goin' beep... Gotta put in 10 yen yah...

Welcome.

Nah... The day b'Iore yesterday waz hot you betcha.

Coffee.

I wazwearing a t-shirt, yah...

Ya don't believe me? Ask anybody. Nah, itwaz hot, yah.

I'm telling ya, it waz hot, yah.

I waz wearing a t-shirt, yah...

Ya don't believe me? Ask anybody. Nah, itwaz hot, yah.

I'm telling ya, itwaz hot, yah.

I waz...

Here you go.

Ya don't believe me? Ask anybody. Nah, itwaz hot, yah.

I'm telling ya, itwaz hot, yah.

I wazwearing a t-shirt, yah...

Ya don't believe me? Ask anybody...

I only ordered coffee.

It's complimentary.

Enjoy.

I wazwearing a t-shirt, yah...

Ya don't believe me? Ask anybody. Nah, it waz hot, yah.

I'm telling ya, itwaz hot, yah.

I wazwearing a t-shirt, yah...

Ya don't believe me? Ask anybody. Nah, itwaz hot, yah.

I'm telling ya, itwaz hot, yah.

I wazwearing a t-shirt, yah...

Ya don't believe me? Ask anybody. Nah, itwaz hot, yah.

I'm telling ya, itwaz hot, yah.

Got a problem?

Ya ain't Irom Nagoya, are ya?

Are ya!?

Ya ain't Irom Nagoya, are ya?!

Not Irom Nagoya...are ya?!

So I say, "Yesterdaywaz hotter, yah." And he sayz, "Hotter, nah."

He goez, "Nah" and I go, "Yah".

Ya did?

Then I go, "What the heck?"

The guys an idiot.

You said it.

So the phone beeps and I'm out ol coins.

Ex-excuse me. Did someone come in?

Someone? Like who?

When... when I was in the bathroom. Someone came in, right?

Did someone come in?

Dunno...

Someone did, right?

Nah, I dunno.

Come on.

Whatta ya saywe go?

What the Iuck're you telling me?

You whacked Ozaki good, right?

Il Ozaki's dead then he couldn't go wandering off... You dumb Iuck!

And il he's alive, we're screwed!

He's after my lile!

Anyway, Iind him dead or alive and get his ass to the yakuza dump!

You understand boy?

Ah... Ouch, ouch...

My balls...

Owwwwch... Ah, ouch!

...Hey, you near Nagoya now?

Yes... close by.

A guy I know has been running a crew for ages. The Shiroyama crew.

Shiroyama crew! Go see the boss. He might cooperate with you.

The address is right but I've never heard ol this Shiroyama crew.

I asked someone who's been living here a long time but...

Could be that it's moved somewhere?

Moved... Towhere?

How about trying the police?

The police.

Theyre your best bet.

Yes?

What?

Where's the Shiroyama crew?

Shiroyama crew?

What's the address?

This is for the Shinhonno Temple.

I just asked someone there. Said he didn't know...

You ain't Irom Nagoya, are yah?

Tokyo?

Yokohama?

Me, I'm Irom Hong Kong.

What does this Shiroyama crew do?

Forget it. I'll Iind it mysell.

'Afternoon.

Whatever.

Not again.

A bone.

A bone. I knew it.

Nowthat's a flat tire.

Shall I help you?

Does my Iace bother you?

Take a good look. I hate it when people look hallway.

I was born like this. Not enough pigment here.

Is it icky

Not really...

We got loads ol tires at the Iactory. I'll bet there's a match Ior your car.

A Iriend in need is a Iriend indeed.

Can you sing the blues?

No.

Ever kill anybody?

...No.

Hmm...

You probably eat curry rice and hayashi rice together, huh?

Nope.

Your grandma's name is Kiriko, right?

It's Keiko.

...Keiko.

Lust, justwhat are you getting at?

Nothing... I was thinking how much we have in common.

YAMA

SHlROYAMA CREW

Hmm... The name Azamawari doesn't ring a bell.

Do you know the guy?

No, I do not.

Is the missing man that important to you?

He is.

Then, I'll cooperate with you.

A Iriend in need is a Iriend indeed.

But on one condition...

Il you can answer this question, I'll help you Iind him.

But il you can't...

I won't cooperate and I'll take something important Irom you.

Il it's money, I'm broke.

Is moneywhat's important to you?

My lile?

I dount I'd take that.

I'm just talking about taking something very important to you.

Wanna try?

Okay.

Okaythen.

Here's the question.

What 'takes' but...

also 'passes'? 30 second time limit.

30, 29, 28, 27, 26...

25, 24, 23, 22...

21, 20, 1 1, Ten seconds.

Hey! You skipped!

No, I didn't.

Time... There's no time!

5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

Time!

Time passes!

Zero.

Correct.

Congratulations.

I'll help you find him as promised.

Help him out.

You got it.

He knows more than most about what goes on around here.

I'm most obliged.

It's getting dark so let's search tomorrow.

Let's not. I'm in a hurry.

I'm helping you out so we'll work at my speed.

Il you don't like it then you're on your own.

Make haste slowly!

MASAKAZU lNN

Let's go.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello!

Hello.

Hello?

Welcome.

Oh... I was just out digging lotus roots. ...Would you like a room?

Is there a vacancy?

Both ol you?

Lust me.

We have a small room available but...

Fine? No pronlem. He'll take it.

Kazu!

Customer.

MASAKAZU lNN Best Food in Town

Show him the room.

Which room?

That room.

Walk thisway please.

Thanks Ior today. I look Iorward to your help tomorrow.

Don't! I'll ne fine.

I'll just check on the room. Itworries me.

No, I'll be Iine.

Would you care Ior dinner?

Please.

Eh?

Eh?

I'll talkto the owner.

Pretty nice room, isn't it?

Yeah.

Maybe I'll staytoo.

Fine with you, huh?

No, let's leave it to tomorrow.

How cold-hearted. After all I did Ior you...

I appreciate all your help but I can't sleep with someone else in the room.

I won't try anything Iunny.

No...

it's not like that.

And that's Iinal?

Sorry.

All right.

I'll leave.

Have it yourway!

Who do you think you are?

Asshole.

Is your companion leaving?

Yeah.

Would you like to have dinner?

Il it's too late, I can go out to eat.

No... We can Iix you something but...

Anyhow, todays menu is limited.

Usuallywe could offer you the A course but...

Today, unlortunately, we only have the B course.

Would that be all right with you?

Sure. I'll have the B course.

As you wish.

Uh, sir, the meal will be a while so...

how about taking a bath while you wait?

I'll do just that.

Go down the hall and turn left bythe...

pride of our inn, our runner tree.

How's thewater?

Fine thanks.

Is it now?

What?

Shall I wash your back?

No thanks.

Are you sure?

No, I said no!

I can do it mysell!

Lately, lots ol guests say the same thing.

Please give me your towel.

I said no.

Good gracious...

There's no need to hide something as Iine and dandy as that.

My breasts are big, huh?

Huh?

They squirt milk.

What?

Care Ior some?

What?

No normal person drinks...

Lately, lots ol guests say the same thing.

Have some.

I said no thanks.

Come on.

No means no!

I'm only joking.

Dinner... is... served!

I'll drop ny later.

Excuse me.

Why are there two portions?

It's complimentary.

Complimentary?

No! I'm fine.

I can do it mysell.

Okaythen.

Yo, Minami.

Yes.

Did the circumcision go well?

Yes... Somehow.

Well show me.

Huh? There's not much to show really.

I said show me.

Really?

Ilyou don't, I'll kill you!

Okaythen...

Lust... wait a moment.

Wow, so that's what a circumcision does.

Yourwiener looks just like Frankenstein's.

But damn il it ain't as giant as ever. Enchanting.

Uh... Brother, can I zip up my pants?

Now, you can Iinally get laid. Am I right?

Yeah.

Here's a present.

What's this?

Chick underwear.

Thank you.

Give these to the chick you want to do.

Okay.

It's a good luck charm so good luck.

Theyre Givenchy and theyre crotchless.

Thank you.

Theyre nice so take good care ol 'em. Givenchy man.

I got you.

You got it man?

Don't be throwing 'em away.

I won't.

-She puts them on and you screw her. -With them on?

You do her with 'em on.

I do herwith them on?

'Cause there's a hole.

So take good care ol 'em.

I'll take good care ol them. Thanks.

Todays breakfast is the A Course.

Morning.

What's up with that?

It's obvious. I got injured.

I had a hunch something bad would happen last night.

So I didn'twant to leave. It's all your Iault.

I brought a tire so let's go change yours.

Afterwe change it, where shall we go?

So the place is back in business.

Theywent bust and the place was empty.

I see...theyre open again.

Welcome.

Thatwhat you said?

So I say, "Yesterdaywaz hotter, meow."

And he says, "Hotter, wool."

Theywere here yesterday.

Suspicious, huh?

Ready to order?

Coffee... Without the chicken custard.

Coffee... With the chicken custard.

You got it.

Those guys might know something.

I tried asking but they played dumb.

Let me try.

Excuse me... I'd like to ask you...

Well... Il it ain't Nosechi Irom West Lunior High.

Huh?

Nosechi! In the flesh!

Don't 'huh' me, Nosechi.

Nosechi, yah!

I knew it.

Sit on down. How long's it...

Shochan and Mocchan?

Not Moroccan!

What're ya up to?

You're a sight Ior sore eyes. Have a drink.

I just ordered.

Don'tworry about it.

Help yoursell. Bring his drink over here.

We're gonna borrow Nosechi Ior a bit.

How long's it been?

What'zwith ya head?

I Iell down again.

Again? You waz alwayz Ialling on ya ass.

I fell too and can't move.

Calamity after calamity.

I can barely stand up.

Anyway, take a load off.

About yesterday...

Who's he?

Nobody... I sort ol know him.

When I was in the bathroom, did somebody come in?

You remember?

I dunno.

I see yah mouth moving but I don't Iollow.

What gives?

You know I was here yesterday.

Around what time?

Noon, you idiot.

I don't recall you...

Even il you don't remember, I do.

You're all in on this, aren't you? Aren't you?

He's nuts.

You're hiding something! Yeah, Asshole!

Minami, please calm down! Hold on...

Lemme go!

What the Iuck! You expect me to take that shit! Come on!

Hold on.

You expect me to take that shit! Come on!

Screw them. Let's go Nose!

No...Il you're going, please go alone.

What the Iuck?

Why don't you try hiring a private eye?

I wasn't crazy about helping you in the Iirst place.

Nosechi.

The day b'Iore yesterdaywaz hot.

Real hot.

T-shirt time. Take a look.

All he ever... Ever since junior high.

So I called mylriend and he goez, "Nah".

Wait here. Signed, Nose.

So you're searching Ior someone? Here you go.

Thanks.

So, did you Iind any leads?

Not a one.

You poor boy.

Minami... Have you ever heard ol spiritual mediums?

Like ESP psychics and stuff?

There are some similarities nut...

Actually, my brother Kazu, over there has had...

a mysterious power since way back.

He can 'incant the spirit'.

Incant...the spirit?

Yes.

A spirit possesses his body and...

that spirit utters words using Kazu's mouth.

Maybe that spirit...

might provide a clue about the missing person.

Wanna try?

Can he...actually do that?

It'sworth a try.

Maybe I will then.

Wait right here.

So...you're siblings.

Sorryto keep you waiting. Okay, let's give it a try.

Kazu, take off your shirt.

Eh?

Like we always used to do! Come on.

Spit out the candy...

Snap to it.

Hurry up and strip.

Moving right along, we'll summon the Spirit now.

Minami chant...

"gean-keruke-mister-amore" over and over in your mind.

What?

Could you try saying it Ior me?

Gean-keruke-mister... amore.

That'ssss fine.

Here we go.

You ready, Kazu?

...Ready...

Oh Spirit, we summon Thee!

Owwwch!

Oh Spirit, we summon Thee!

Ouch!

Oh Spirit, we summon Thee!

That hurts, sis!

Spirit, are You here?

It's just me, sis!

How anout now?

Ouch, that hurts!

Please help me.

Can you incant the spirit?

No, I can't!

Hold it!

He says he can't do it.

Doing it or not doing it, isn't the point!

Gean-keruke-mister-amore! Gean-keruke-mister-amore!

Even il he can't, he has to try. Service is our inn's motto!

You!

Ouch! Sis, that hurts!

Get back here!

Mr. Nose.

Mr. Minami...

I'm scared...

Huh?

Those two guys at the coffee shop...

Yeah.

They lead the 'bad boys' in junior high.

I was scared to disobeythem... Forgive me.

I have no idea what you're... Were they?

I'm scared Minami.

Really, really scared.

Pull yoursell together.

You're an adult now.

That's not it.

What's not it?

The shop owner...

Yeah... The waiter, right?

He died.

Three years ago...in a car accident.

Huh?

What's a dead guy doing serving coffee?

That I'd like to know.

And there's more.

They saw a man who resembles your Brother.

Really?

You were in the bathroom, right?

Right.

A late 40s man strolled in and asked where he...

could buy glutinous rice.

Glutinous rice?

They said, "This ain't no rice shop."

And gave him the address ol the nearest shop. Here.

Glutinous rice? Had a customer just yesterday...

Did he...kind of look like this?

Kind of.

Sort ol.

What'd he do next?

Asked Ior sesame and red beans.

Sesame and red beans?

We were out so I told him to try the liquor shop.

Did he go there?

Maybe.

Where?

The nearest liquor shop.

Where is it?

You gonna go there?

I plan to...

You'd better not.

Why not?

The owner'swife...

is an American.

What'swrong with that?

Plenty.

They used to only sell Lapanese sake.

But she's more Lapanese than us Lapanese. It gets me.

An American selling Lapanese sake... That's crazy.

Can I have the address?

You like Americans or something?

Not me. How 'bout ya?

I a-Iraid I can't re-call the de-tail-s how-ever...

a man who might be the one in ques-tion...

vis-it-ed our store last night and in-qui-red ilwe had...

any ses-a-me and red beans.

He did? What? When I was out playing pachinko?

When you 'goed' to pachinko, he came in and...

'buyed' sesame and 'led' beans.

And where did he go next?

I know it.

Il you know, then spit it out.

My bad.

He then ask-ed il I knew ol a cheap inn nearby so...

I in-form-ed him of some-where I was ac-quaint-ed...

Where's the inn?

The Ma-sa-ka-zu lnn...

An inn man-aged by a sis-ter and a bro-ther.

Domo arigato gozaimashita!

Oh? It's you.

Did you Iind...

the person?

Did someone other than me stay here last night?

Someone did!

There's no need... to raise... your voice...

I can hear you.

Kazu...

What time was it?

One... Around one... in the morning.

He stayed?

Itwas past our hours nut...

I told him... no... necause...

we didn't have a room.

...But he begged, "Please, I'll sleep anywhere."

So... Reluctantly, I showed him to the storage room...

on the second Iloor.

You've got a second Iloor?

Directly above...your room.

Those who deliver milk are...

healthier than thosewho drink it.

Huh?

Brother... It's his scent.

Where'd he go?

He left early... without paying the bill mind you.

So we were Iorced to take the Iood left in his room.

We took the glutinous rice, sesame and red beans...

and made red rice Ior breakfast.

Could I stay here tonight?

This is... not a guest room.

Last night's room is open so...

there's no need to sleep here, right?

But Brother might come back.

I'll have to charge our standard rate. Will that be okay?

Brother?

Brother?

I'll wait Ior you at the dump.

Ozaki.

Brother!

Hello!

Brother!

Brother!!

Brother!

Brother!!

Brother!!!

Whodda ya want disposed ol?

Did this man come here today or yesterday?

Yep, he did.

Really?

Whodda ya want disposed ol?

Keeled over in the entrance.

Keeled over?

Somebody must've brought him.

Where is he now?

He's gone.

Whodda ya want disposed ol?

We pressed him.

You Iuckin' pressed my Brother!

Maybe.

The...

The insides...

are here.

Whodda ya want disposed ol?

That dried nicely.

Where'd I put him?

What design was it?

Here, here, here we go.

Lovely.

This... This.

This is your Brother? Here.

You're late.

I was waiting Ior ages, Minami.

Who?

Ozaki. Your senior.

Trouble Iinding the place?

Who the hell?

Don't you believe me?

How the hell can l? My Brother is a man, your...

Minami... Did the circumcision go well?

Well show me.

Wow, so that's what a circumcision does.

Yourwiener looks just like Frankenstein's.

But damn il it ain't as giant as ever. Enchanting.

Believe me now?

What do you think ol my outfit?

Strange, huh?

Huh?

I'll go change so wait here.

Hold it!

What is it?

Surprised to see me so beautilul?

Cut the shit. Who are you?

Still don't believe me, huh?

How can l?

I wonder how I can...

For example...

Like you're still a virgin or...

Like the Iirst time you masturbated you used photos ol dogs mating...

or that you often get the urge to shave your pubes.

I wonder il you'll believe me now.

How'd you know that?

You told me so, right?

I told Ozaki. And him only.

Like I told you. I'm him.

He's neen disposed of.

Sorryto worryyou.

But... I've run into a little snag.

No, Ozaki was properly disposed ol. Yes.

It's just... It's hard to explain. Can I tell you when I return?

I'll be back in the morning. Okay. Good bye.

Go ahead.

Okay.

Watch yoursell.

Hey you!

Yeah you!

Okay, okay, okay!

What were you thinking?

But he invited me.

You're supposed to be my Brother!

I apologize for the love hotel.

I'm sorry.

It doesn't nother me.

Tomorrow's an early day so please...

restwell.

Won't you sleep here with me?

No. I'll sleep here.

Sure?

I'll get the lights.

Good night.

Gozu (cow head)... Gozu (cow head)...

Kemuu... pasu-pasu-pasu-pasu-pa...

Kemunpa... su-pasu-pasu...

Pa-su, pa-pa-su-pa-su...

Gean-keru... kemister...

Amore... Amore... Amore...

Wanna have sex?

I'm sorry.

Wanna do it?

I'm really sorry.

Il you Ieel like having sex, make sure you wake me up.

Thank you.

About last night... I'm very sorry.

I waited up for you Minami.

Brother...

I gotta go bythe office Iirst.

It'd be best il you didn't come.

Check into a hotel and relax.

I'll go too...

I wanna say hi to the old man.

I don't follow...

Do you?

Nope.

Do you?

No.

You've totally lost me.

That's only natural. I barely believe it mysell.

But thiswoman is our Brother.

Minami...

Do you wanna go to the dump?

Keep talking nonsense and I'll take you mysell.

But, it's the truth.

Is this the Azamawari Crew office?

Not yet.

Who're you?

I'm Sakiko. Daughter ol Torada who is most indebted to your chairman.

I'm Azamawari but... Whose daughter are you?

Torada Ushikichi's daughter, Sakiko.

Torada Ushikichi?

Does that ring a bell?

...Well let me...

Have a seat. Outta ourway.

Ushida Torakichi huh?

Torada Ushikichi.

In his liletime, he always said that you had helped him manytimes.

His lifetime?

He died of cancer last month.

Oh no... You...

You poor dear.

I got it! He Iought Ior justice...

...regardless ol the opposition. He was that kind ol guy?

That's him.

Oh! Tora... You know, Tora? The guy I looked after.

So... So what are you doing here?

I have a favor to ask.

A Iavor?

Could you help me Iind a job?

A job?

Actually, I'd like to work here.

Here?

What's with you!?

Sakiko honey.

-Yes. -Come here.

I have to sort some documents at home. Will you help me?

With pleasure.

-Hey! -Yes?

Tell Endo to visit my uncle in the hospital.

Good bye.

Don't worry your pretty little head.

I'm gonna take great care ol you Irom now on. Rest easy.

Really?

Really, really.

Shower?

The scent ol soap or ol me. Which do you preler?

You baby...

Wait. I'll get prepped.

I can't get it up without this.

...Owch...

Oh, baby!

Whew... I almost 'blasted off' without you.

Oh no!

What the...

Ah! Whoh!

Help! Help me!

What the? Minami!

Help me! Hurry!

What?

Hurry up!

What the Iuck Minami?!

I won't...

Iet you have Brother!

You Iuckin' punk!

Stand up!

...Minami... Wow...

Brother...

Please accept these.

What are they?

Givenchy crotchless panties.

The ones I got Irom you, Brother.

But I'd like you to accept them Brother.

Thank you. I'll put them...to good use.

Wow!

Come here.

Put it in me.

Wow.

Are you okaywith this?

Sure. Leave it to Brother.

I'm sowet.

Put it...

inside me.

Yes. Come on.

Yes... More. Deeper.

No! I can't!

You'll bust, Brother.

More. Please... Deeper!

More. Please!

It's in...

What...

What the...

Too tight!

What the!

What the Iuck!

Holyluck!

Let...Iet go!

Let go!

Brother!?

Oh...Brother!

...Minami!

Brother. Brother!

We put the girl in the tub and she was back to normal.