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``Su Ji restaurant``

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This bastard, he hasn`t done anything yet

Damn it

So negligent, must be hiding and sleeping again

So negligent, must be hiding and sleeping again

Should you say it, or should l

Of course you should, you are the boss

You have an easy life

Boss

Boss, it`s not bad, watercress and pig knuckles soup

Who`s the joker, damn it

What are you shouting at?

l`m not

Get back to work

C`mon, get back to work

You dare?

No, l don`t

Your girlfriend`s that...

The sweet dumplings. Let`s go

What? Me again, tough luck

Excuse me...thanks

Excuse me...thanks

Look at me

Watch out...my drink!

Where`s the soup?

l`m sorry

Thank you, there it is again

Thank God

You`re lucky if you`re not dead

So long

Ah Ying, here come the sweet dumplings

l`ve been waiting for you all day

Waiting for me?

You wish

l`m waiting for the sweet dumplings, give them to me

l`m fainting

You deserve it

Go and serve him

Me? l don`t want to

Go

Master Jiu, please sit

Master Jiu, what tea would you like to have?

Have you talked to your boss about that?

Master Jiu, the shop is my boss`s inheritance

How could he sell it to you?

That`s easy

Oh, my heart aches

Master Jiu, what`s wrong?

Your chopsticks and dishes are not clean

Change them all

Alright, right away

Damn you, faster

Change them all for Master Jiu

Yes

Wait, l don`t want him, l want you

l`m the boss here

You don`t want to?

Yes...of course

lt`s always been my honour

to serve you

Master Jiu, have some tea, please

Come on, go back to your work

Don`t go, come back

Master Jiu, what can l do for you?

l`d like some peace

Send them all away

Send them away...how can that be?

Why not?

We are doing business here

lf they are sent away, then we`ll have to close down

That`s what l want

So l can do business here, quite good

Cheers

l`m sorry, we are closed for business today

l`m sorry, please

No need to pay

Let`s go

Sorry everyone, we`re closed for business today

l am sorry

Boss Su

Master Jiu, what else can l do for you?

You are quite obedient

but there`s one thing which you don`t listen

Master Jiu, l wouldn`t dare to

How come your moustache looks the same as mine?

lt`s natural

l don`t like that

Let me tell you: next time when l come

l don`t want to see it looking the same as mine

l understand

Let`s go

Master Jiu, take care

Remember that

You bastard, watch your step

l`m going to kill you

l`m sorry, Master Jiu

Sorry...

Master Jiu

Sorry...

Here, Master Jiu

lt`s fun...

Finished

Finished? Da Ji, Siao Ji, let`s go home

Master Jiu

How come your moustache looks the same as mine?

Shave it, hear that?

Yes...

Goodbye, Master Jiu

Do come again some other time to throw the dishes

Damn, you`re asking him to come & throw dishes again

You must be tired of living

Let me ask you, how many have you broken just now?

Very few, just four bowls

You broke more than l did

l broke my own stuff

but you were breaking my things, understand?

Rub my legs for me as a punishment

Harder

lt`s so itchy

Old bastard

lt stinks

This old bastard

after being humiliated by Master Jiu

came to bully me

Don`t know what`s he going to do next time

He wouldn`t kill you

Where else could he find

another one who could be his punch bag?

What? Are you teasing me?

Look at my hands

He picked you up

from a lavatory, right?

You want to be the boss, don`t you?

Then there`s nothing you can do, accept it

Being treated like that l`ll be over sooner or later

l must think of something

Boss Su, you are the boss, you go

Are all men dead?

Master Jiu, l haven`t failed you

Even my moustache has curled up

Very interesting

Master Jiu, l`m glad l haven`t let you down

My moustache has curled up too

Well, l didn`t ask you to

make your moustache like your boss, shave it off

Yes, Master Jiu

l know l`m wrong, Master Jiu, please forgive me

l`ll shave it

Go on now, hurry up

Move

Master Jiu

What is it?

l`ve got something to discuss with you

With me?

Yes

What is it?

Master Jiu, every time you come

my boss will torture me afterwards

When you torture him, he`ll do the same to me

What do you want then?

l beg of you, do me a favour

Don`t torture my boss again

Oh, l see

You have guts, how dare you negotiate with me?

Master Jiu, this kid is licentious

Feels so good

This damn old man

Feels so good

Bastard, are you through?

Yes

Now it`s our turn

Beat him

Let me go

They`ve burnt my hand like this

Can`t even play the slot machine anymore

Brother Biao, don`t do that

The boss bullies me, now you`re at it too

Pity you ain`t good enough to handle things out there

lf you could cook like me

you`d get to stay in here and nobody dares to bully you

What is so marvellous about working here?

Come, let me teach you, add some wood

You want to kill me? You bastard

Stay away, mind the pot, go away

Here, put in some oil

Hold it, again, isn`t it?

Add some salt, some sugar

Bring it back and add in some flavour

Done

Alright, the dishes are ready

Brother Biao, do you realise that l hit you just now?

No, did you?

Add some salt, some sugar

Add some salt, some sugar

Finish

Add some salt, some vegetables

l`ve succeeded, Brother Biao, l did it

l have really succeeded

Watch my mineral water!

Brother Biao, l`ve succeeded

What have you succeeded in? Nuts

l`ve succeeded...

Good morning, boss

Master Jiu, l can ask Qi to come out

to entertain you

That kid, there`s no fun to play with him

Yes, you can cut his ears

Chop off his fingers, cut off his nose

l don`t care

l don`t want to play anything today

l`m here just for you

Thank you...

May l?

What kind of dumplings have you got here?

l have the salty ones, sweet ones, the ones with sesame

with bean paste

What kind of dumplings do you like?

Woman dumplings (womanizer)

We don`t have that

Before this paper finishes burning

you`d better give me three bowls of it

or else l`ll burn down your shop

No...

What is it?

Three bowls of ``Woman dumplings``

Never heard that before

Master Jiu wants that, prepare it no matter what

Hurry

Brother Biao, it`s terrible!

Can you make ``Woman dumplings``

and make it fast?

Woman dumplings ? Never heard of it

Who wants them?

That bastard Master Jiu

Him again

That`s him, can you do it?

You`d better be quick

Alright

Qi, please be quick

Oh, my God

Master Jiu, here come the ``Woman dumplings``

Qi, you`re damn good

Qi, you`re smart, l`ll give you a raise

This is our famous dim sum, try them

Bastard

Master Jiu

You are really smart

Master Jiu, you flatter me

Come back, stand still

Don`t go yet

You`re so clever, l`ll treat you to a special drink

Come, give him some

Drink it

Oh, you don`t obey

Qi, the drink is good

Do as Master Jiu asks you

How could l drink it?

Where`s the oil?

Put in some oil

Start cooking

Add some salt

Sorry...

Add some vinegar, some flavour

Damn it

Stir well, it`s done

The dish is ready

Nanny...

Master Jiu...

Nanny

Master Jiu...let`s go back, come on

Brother Qi, you are really good

You defeated them

with only a few moves

Look

Brother Qi, l always respect a hero

l knew from the start that you have potential

Not just a common person

The fact is in the open, l couldn`t be wrong

Brother Qi, come and sit inside

Sit inside? Okay

Please...please have a seat

You old fool!

l`m sorry

Brother Qi, from now onwards

the two of us will work together

You stay stationed here and l`ll support you

Hey, hurry and pour tea for Qi

Brother Qi, have some tea

Okay

Qi, if those guys come again

You teach them a good lesson

What? Boss, then l don`t have to deliver anymore

How could l trouble you to do that

Ah Ga can handle it

You have a good rest

That`s more like it

We`ll talk about other terms later

So comfortable

Ah Ying, are you here looking for me?

Ah Ying

Brother Biao

Qi is downstairs

l know that

Leave me alone

Brother Biao, how come you haven`t come to see me?

You always said you`re busy, l hate you

l have to work, right!

Brother Biao

Ah Ying, it`s you ignoring me,

not the other way around

The dumplings you delivered last time

caused my master diarrhea for 7 days

He scolded me no ends

But no need to worry

l got him the medicine

and he has now recovered

You didn`t come here to see me just now

l indeed have: are you jealous?

Ah Ying, you`ve been so good to me

l brought you some clothes

You think you are a rich man

Lighter, you fool

How come you are so careless

Damn it, how come Qi became

so powerful in one night?

ls he possessed by the monkey god?

What happened?

So it is you, uncles

What a coincidence, come and sit inside, pour some tea

What brings you here?

We are here to take care of some business

So how can l

offer you a hand?

We are here to look for someone

Who dares to offend you, uncles?

You wouldn`t know him

What happened to your head?

That bastard from Su Ji Restaurant

broke my head

You are here just in time

You must help me

get even

``Su Ji Restaurant``

Get out

Damn

What do you want?

Where`s the delivery boy?

Let go

You two must be tired of living

You`ll find out later

Brother Qi

Brother Qi, the boss is looking for you

So troublesome

Brother Qi, teach them a lesson

Why wear a hat on bald head? Wear a green one (cuckold)

You two rascals dare come again?

You are out of luck this time

Add some oil

Add some oil

Add some salt

What salt?

That new product

New product?

The heat is all dissipated

So you are an empty vessel, go on

l`ll fry the veggies, hold it

What veggies?

Baby veggies

Oh, my God

No big deal, start cooking

Let me take care of this for you

l`m done for

Boss, they took Brother Qi away

No big deal, he deserves to die

Clean up and get ready for business

Yes

lf he could fight, l can fight even better

Stop

Bastard, tell me

who taught you those moves

Nobody

l`ll tell you...

Speak

Nobody taught me, l learned them secretly

From whom?

What`s his name?

His name is Zhang Biao

Did he hang himself?

He has deceited us and escaped!

Gentlemen, my delivery boy

has already been taken away by you

Why are you still here?

l like to play with you, can`t l?

Yes, but l`m an old man

Can`t l?

Yes you can...whatever you like

Hurry and ask the cook to come & see me

No problem, l`ll call him right away

Ah Biao, meet the guests

Ah Biao, come meet the guests

Ah Ga, go ask Ah Biao to come down

Yes, Boss

Whatever you want to do with my men

just feel free to do so

We are very accommodating, client always comes first

Help yourself

As long as you don`t mess with me

Fire...

Call the fire station, hurry

Boss, Zhang Biao ran away

Old man, you`re in trouble this time

Two more

What are you doing here?

Sorry, l just meant to grab that sick hen

Bastard, you call me a sick hen

Alright, let me kill you

You bastard

l`m old enough to be your mom, you still dare molest me

You dare molest me, huh

You damn kid

l`ll beat you to death

Come back, where are you running to?

You think you`re beautiful

l rather molest a girl than you

l`ll kill you

l just meant to steal the chicken

He molested me

lt`s a misunderstanding

What is it?

Ah Biao

What is it?

So you are of the same gang, beat him

Pal, l have nothing to do with it

Nothing? He knows you

Listen to me

l have nothing to do with it

Listen to me

Bravo, brother Biao...

Bring more men... don`t go away if you have guts

We`re calling our men

l will come back for you

Brother Biao, your kung fu is really great

Now l know

lt`s better you didn`t

How come you are here?

lt`s all because of you

Me? l didn`t do anything

Oh yeah?

You discreetly learnt my kung fu moves

and started fighting with others and exposed my identity

l have no choice but to run away

Brother Biao, l don`t understand

Let me explain

l used to be the kung fu lnstructor in the village

Really? No wonder your kung fu is so good

l was engaged in my hometown

My fiancee was the eldest daughter of Mr. Wang

Someone came and informed me one day that

two robbers nicknamed the Pair of the Pole

were hiding behind the Wang family farm

So l brought some men to nab them

l lose

Who is it?

Drink

South Fist lron Dragon & Flying Dragon the North Fist

You both won`t be able to escape today

Come on

Damn it

Forget it

Forget it

At that time lron Dragon was drunk

and was caught by us

Flying Dragon managed to escape

They hated me and tried to seek revenge

Not meaning to drag my in-laws & fiancee into this

l left the village and

sought refuge at the Su Ji Restaurant as a cook

No wonder you didn`t show up

no matter how they were fighting outside

Let me tell you, the ones who bullied you

that day at the restaurant were the Pair of the Pole

So it`s them?

Brother Biao, l`ve mentioned

your name to Master Jiu

They did come over looking for me & l had to make off

Brother Biao, running away will not solve the problem

Maybe you should teach me kung fu

then together we could fight them both

No use

lf l could fight them

l wouldn`t need to go hiding

Could anyone defeat them?

Yes, my uncle Yao Xiao Tian

but nobody knows his whereabouts, he`s hard to find

So it`s better to run

Brother Biao

Why are you following me?

You know that l don`t have any family

Take me with you

You won`t feel bored to have a partner, right?

You are so annoying

You`re such a burden

You always get into troubles

We`d better go separate ways

Brother Biao

Go

Brother Biao, don`t run

Hold it...wait for me

Let`s see where you can run!

What`s the point of following me?

lf you agree to teach me kung fu, l won`t follow you

Alright, l`ll teach you Chicken Fist

What? You gonna teach me Chicken Fist?

Now there`re so many kinds of kung fu

Are you still not satisfied with the Chicken Fist?

Alright, come

Get into a horse stance

One-legged stance. Don`t move, l need to pee

Teacher

Don`t look back, l won`t be long

Teacher

l told you not to look back

or you`ll waste all your efforts

This guy takes a day to pee

ls he trying to fool me?

What a bastard to get away like this

Baggage!

Baggage

This road is to the Rainbow Village, l`ve got an idea

Master Cheung

How did you know my name?

Someone is waiting for you over there

Brother Biao, come on, feel free to eat

How did you know l`d be here?

Brother Biao, you made an excuse and ran away just now

but l knew that you`d surely come back

How would you know?

Brother Biao, your kung fu is better than mine

But l`ve got a better brain than you do

l knew you`ll come back

just as l expected

When you took your bag l followed you from behind

Via a shortcut l went to Rainbow Village & awaited you

How annoying you are!

Like a ghost

Why are you always following me?

We travel and eat together

No need to stand on ceremony... come on, have something

l lost my appetite the moment l saw you

The meal isn`t finished yet, why pay now?

Here, take this money

Don`t ever follow me again

You really don`t want me

l can`t even take care of myself

You are a burden to me

You have no integrity

Never mind...l`ll pay for this meal

Alright...l won`t follow you

What`s so great about that!

No need to force me with money, l`m leaving

Amitabha

Over there...go

Move

Someone reported loss, open up for checking

Chief

Does this piece ofjade belong to you?

Well

Well what? Someone reported loss of a piece ofjade

Bring him over

Yes

We found the jade, come and have a look

For you

Chief, the man is here

Bastard, you framed me

lf you don`t want to get into a lawsuit

Bring me along

No talking

Bastard

What? Agree?

lf you don`t, you`ll be in trouble

Chief

ls this yours?

No need to be afraid, speak

Chief, this...

Chief, looks like it`s mine

Maybe not

l don`t even know who it belongs to, sorry

You can go

Sorry...

Be careful next time

Be careful, Brother Biao, wait for me

Bastard, you want to frame me... let me tell you

lf it happens again, l won`t be nice to you

Don`t throw it, it`s my girlfriend`s

Qi, this won`t work

We`re soon gonna end up dead if you keep following me

No, if we are together

we can earn a living by performing kung fu

Are you bluffing? What could you do?

A few moves

lf you don`t believe me, let me show you

Start cooking, add some oil, drink it

Thank you

Add some salt, then

Add some sugar

add some vinegar

How am l going to do business with you fooling around?

Bastard, pay for my wine

Damn it

lsn`t that great? Thank you...

Everybody, there`s more

Somersault

Forward, backward

Don`t go, there`s more

Fry vegetables...

What are you doing?

Practising kung fu

You call this kung fu

What do you call this then?

lt`s more like a monkey show

How dare you mock me?

You must be tired of living

Bastard, you want to fight?

Yes, but not by force

What do you mean?

Look

l am going into a stance here

lf you could move me, l`ll give you ten dollars

You bastard, you are already half dead

l could easily push you away with a finger

Try it then, sir, you be the witness

l`ll be the witness

Ten dollars each, come

He`s leaning on the pole, how could he be pushed away?

That`s it

Can`t do it?

Go away, you lean on the pole

How could l push you down?

l didn`t say l would stand here and let you push me

lsn`t that right, witness?

Yes, that`s right

lf this is so, you lose, thank you

ldiot, what an idiot!

Brother Biao...l`ve earned some money

Uncle, where`s that man?

Just now when you were performing, he left

He got rid of me again

Leave a hundred dollars behind before you can go

Why?

You broke my teapot

Are you out of your mind?

One hundred dollars for a teapot!

Who`s he?

He`s the bodyguard of this street

Bodyguard?

That`s right

Now l want to fight with force

There`s no instruction from above, better not fight

Take it

Peanuts

Leaving me behind...

Leaving me behind...

Zhang Biao

you dare leave me behind

Let me teach you a lesson

Zhang Biao

Bastard, you scribbled on my shop signboard

Damn it

Who didn`t shut the door?

What`s this?

Who`s Zhang Biao? l must beat him when l see him

What`re you doing? Scribbling on my ass

Bastard, l`ll kill you

Not dead yet

Brother Biao...

You want me dead, don`t you?

No

No? Look at that

There`re scribbles all over the place

Dammit, you still deny?

Brother Biao,

l know that you don`t want to be a turtle

l`m just joking with you

No need to take it so seriously

Joking? You call this joking

You`re advertising for me everywhere

People pay for advertisements

You`ve got the advantage now

Advantage? You are harming me

You`re doing propaganda for me everywhere

Aren`t you telling the Pair of the Pole that l am here

Qi, l haven`t crossed you in any way

Why do you do this to me?

Don`t do it again next time

Brother Qi, sit here for a while

Haven`t you had enough fun yet?

Qi, what do you want?

Brother Biao, you can`t hide all the time

Should l wait for them to come and kill me

Not really

You know who`s the only guy the Pair of the Pole fears?

Who?

Me

You think too highly of yourself

Of course, l`m smart

lf you could teach me kung fu

l promise that l could kill these two villains

You sure are smart, how come l`ve never thought of it

lt`s okay, to err is human

Alright, what do you want to learn?

Anything, except Chicken Fist

Alright, l`ll teach you right away

You are doing this for real

Qi, are you alright?

Yes

As you said, `to err is indeed human`

Catch

You are hitting me

Qi, don`t you want to learn real kung fu?

Learning real kung fu implies being beaten by you?

Yep, you`ve gotta learn to take a good beating first

These are the basics, understand?

Makes sense, come on

Stand firmly

You can`t even take a few blows, too bad

Let me take a bow first

Have to find a place to sleep

So hard, get some clothes to cushion it

Please forgive me

l`ll return to you when l wake up

Alright

Nuts

Fill up my stomach before sleep

Yummy

Yummy chicken leg

He`s so annoying

How come you fart this time?

There are things you cannot control

l like to fart

Old bastard, kicked me so hard

l`ll kill you first

Kill him...

Damn Robber, you dare bully common folks

l am God

Mercy...

You have been punished for your sins

Four eyes

Yes Sir

You have to clean the temple for 2 years as punishment

How come God hasn`t got anything on?

He is a fake

Beat him up

Guan Yun Zhang (a god) is here

Master Guan is here

Fear not, Lu Pu is here

You can`t escape

Let`s go...

Great, drove them away even while sleeping

l wasn`t asleep yet, l fooled you

Sir, what`s your name?

My name is Yao Xiao Tian

So you are the uncle of Zhang Biao

What? You too know Zhang Biao!

Yes, he`s my friend

Old Sir...

Why call me `old`, doesn`t sound nice

Just call me Uncle Tian

Uncle Tian, do you know that

Zhang Biao has been chased by the Pair of the Pole?

Never mind him, who cares!

He`s your nephew

l could just disown him

Why?

Zhang Biao`s teacher is my brother

He`s called the Drunk Hero

Thirty years ago he practised fighting with legs

and l practised fighting with fists

That`s not a bad idea

But there`s one thing which couldn`t be sorted out

Both of us were dating a girl called Yuet Chui Ha

Oh, l see!

l am older than he is

and he being younger, l couldn`t win him

Out of anger l left and kept drifting from town to town

Uncle Tian, what`s this got to do with Zhang Biao?

Why not?

He`s the student of my rival in love

Although that might be the case

he`s after all your nephew

l don`t care

lf you want to rescue him, do it yourself

Don`t come to me, go and rescue him

Uncle Tian...how can you be like this?

Smells good...

Bastard, you dare to hit me? You want to die

You drunkard, you deserve to die

There`s wine everywhere

Why should l die?

You old fool

you would let him die

You are a

liability to the world

You know how to scold

Let me hear more

You should be fed to the dogs

You useless thing, old monster

Anything else?

Nope

Come back

What is it?

Are you really a friend of Zhang Biao?

Are you deaf? Didn`t l say that just now?

Why don`t you go and rescue him yourself?

l can`t fight

Where are you from?

From a restaurant: But l couldn`t stand it so l left

You want me to teach you how to kick

you`re quite interesting

and you helped me just now

Come, let me teach you some moves

Thank you, Uncle Tian

Come...get into a proper stance

Firm stance...quick with the hands

Uncle Tian, what do you call this?

This is called Shuai Chun Fist

Never heard of it

Just pay attention

Uncle Tian, you said you`ll teach me to fight with legs

How come you`re now teaching me fighting with the fists

What? l`ll teach you anything l like

Now l like teaching you to fight with fists

lf you don`t want to learn, just go away

Feel free to go, go

Nuts, changing all the time

How can that be?

Hey, do you have hernia?

Your stance is weak, how could you practise kung fu?

Again, get up and do it again

What a pity!

Don`t waste it

Again

Yes

Wine with spider, it can cure any disease

l did it

Uncle Tian, l can`t

Kid, you`re wrong

l really can`t

Of course you can`t beat me

but you are good enough

to beat those rascals, you may go

Uncle Tian, you haven`t taught me how to fight with legs

l have rules in teaching

What rules?

lf l teach one skill, l`ll hold off teaching the other

and vice versa

ls that so?

That`s true with me

You`ve learned fist skill and l won`t teach you kicking

so you can`t win me, that`s it

Uncle Tian

What is it again?

lf you don`t teach me fighting with legs l won`t leave

lf you don`t leave, then l will...goodbye

Master Jiu, are you comfortable?

Not bad...my eyelid is twitching

Good fortune by the left, a disaster if it`s the right

Get lost. Boss

The Boss is here

What do you want?

l`m sorry

Three bowls of ``Woman dumplings``, and hurry

or else l`ll burn your moustache

Fix him for me

Hey Baldy, give me a massage

The four of you together mean nothing

Try my fist

Attack

Swing...

Swing...

Have you heard of Shuai Chun Fist?

Never heard of it

No? Now you`ll know

Not bad

See how deadly?

Shuai...Chun

Real deadly

Come over

Swing...

Shuai...Chun

Damn

Shuai...Chun

Swing...

Go ahead...

Seems like the kid is only versed in fist skill

Alright, you attack from above, and l from the bottom

Good...

Good...

Let`s see what you have up your sleeves

There`s also my leg

Guess l`ve to ask Brother Biao to teach me few leg moves

before l could defeat them

Uncle, may l ask

if you`ve seen a stranger pass by here?

Stranger...yes, gone past for almost 2 hours

Thank you

Old sir, may l ask

if you`ve seen a stranger pass by here?

Yes, l saw him going towards that village

Thank you

So pathetic, old and helpless

Have pity on me

Thank you

This man looks so familiar

Brother Biao, why are you dressed up as a beggar?

l don`t know you, go away

What? You don`t know me

Brother Biao, stop pretending

You`re cheating

Brother Biao, over here

Where did that kid go?

Now where did that kid go?

Over there, let`s chase him

They`re all gone, no need to be scared

Brother Biao, why do you have to dress up like a beggar?

To get a meal

l almost got it

and you spoiled my plan

l`m sorry

Brother Biao, l met your uncle Yao Xiao Tian

Did you learn any kung fu from him?

Yes, l learned Shuai Chun Fist

He only taught me fighting with fists

That`s a waste!

Fists without legs

How could you win the Pair of the Pole?

l`m leaving

Don`t go

l see that you`ve no guts

You are such a coward

Don`t put up such a face

your kung fu is only for show

lf you don`t dare to go, l`ll go

you might as well return home

What are you saying?

l am saying, all you do

is keep hiding from those two guys

Why not start thinking about how to fight against them?

l have no way to defeat them

That`s not true, you have no guts to do it

You punk, watch out what you say

You should be careful

You`d better run away before those two guys come

Better dig a hole and hide in there like a mouse

lf not, take off your pants and wait for the beating

Bastard

Shuai Chun Fist is great, right?

You can really fight

Your uncle taught me that

Let`s see how good you are

Swing

You did learn a lot

lt`s too late to know now

Swing...

Bastard, listen

l`m going to see my father-in-law

Don`t follow me

or l`ll break your ribs

Shuai Chun Fist, it`s useless

it can`t even defeat a dog

Don`t

Never mind...come on, don`t be scared

Stop, people might see

Let`s go

How dare they do this in public?

Acting fresh with a lass

Oh, l can use hands if brother Biao uses legs

That`s it

Uncle Wang, l`m here to take Ah Lan away

You simply can`t: if the news spreads

The Pair of the Pole will kill us all

No need to be afraid

l`ll fight them

But you used to be afraid of them

Not anymore

Zhang Biao, let me see

how different you are

You have guts, still bluffing

Oh, Brother Biao...

Brother Biao...

Qi, how come you are here?

Brother Biao, l`ve got it. Hands and legs

What do you mean?

l use hands and you use your legs

then we are invincible

Good...

Try my Shuai Chun Fist

Bastard, you dare to come again

Let me cut off your hands and legs

Our cooperation works

Of course

Three legs

Swing

Swing

Brother Biao, allow me

Not yet finished, try Shuai Chun Fist again

Good. Men, take them to court

Yes

Move

-Ah Lan -Dad

Go over there

No

Brother Biao, you`ve had a hard day

Brother Biao, you`ve a hard day

Bastard, why are you still following me?

Hurry and go

Brother Biao, don`t take it so seriously

Go, you

Young man, don`t go

l haven`t seen anyone so great

l have four daughters, you can choose one

l`ll take you as my son-in-law

Uncle, l don`t use Shuai Chun Fist for no reason

l`ll save it for my girlfriend

Goodbye

A waste of efforts

Qi, is it fun?

Yes

Really?

Of course

Dear, have a banana

Don`t even know how to rub it, idiot