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Ladies and gentlemen,
it's "Blind Date".
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And here is your host,
Miss Cilla Black!
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Thank you!
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Hello and welcome to "Blind Date",
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the show that tries
to find a boy and a girl
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who go together
like birds of a feather.
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Will the billing and cooing
lead to wooing?
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Or will the day they both met
be the day that they'll regret?
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It's been quite a week
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for clashes and confrontations
in the arts.
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The British Prime Minister,
Mrs Margaret Thatcher became
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the patron
of an admirable new scheme
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to get business and industry
to sponsor the arts at the same time
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as the Conservative Government
that she heads was under fire
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from prominent figures
in the arts world.
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The bone of contention is a clause,
Clause 28...
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If you're just joining us,
this is Peter Brackley.
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Welcome to "Sports Report".
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FA Cup, sixth round:
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Everton two, Ipswich Town one.
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Tottenham Hotspur nil,
Liverpool one...
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# Give me courage
When the world is rough
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♪ Keep me loving
Though the world is tough... ♪
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- What?
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I could forge your nan's signature
better, Siobhan.
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- But I didn't.
- Do you want me to call her?
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No. Don't.
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If there's a problem at home,
you can tell me, you know?
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Can't have my star player missing
any more matches, can I?
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- OK. I'll call her.
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You and your bloody fan club!
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Carol.
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Would you prefer
to take the class yourself?
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OK. Erm...
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Can anyone tell me
what "fight or flight" means?
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I'm not just talking about netball.
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"Fight or flight", any ideas?
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Carol?
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You can see me after, OK?
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There you go.
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Instincts.
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I'm talking about instincts.
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The body responds
far quicker than the brain.
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Faced with sudden danger,
the body begins to respond
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before the brain has even thought
about it.
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Steak pie, that, man.
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What you having for dinner?
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Don't, man, honestly.
Martin's got us on this new diet.
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Have you heard of it?
It's called "SlimFast".
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Just one of these in the morning
and one at night.
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Martin says
I'll be wasting away by Easter.
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Oh, God. Ah, dear...
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Nah. This, man.
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- That's horrible.
- That's minging.
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I want that, though.
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- Hiya.
- Oh, hello.
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- How are you?
- Hiya! Yeah, OK.
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Hey.
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- Hiya.
- Hey.
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Cheers! Cheers! Cheers!
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- Oh, come on, Baby Jean.
- Right, stop... stop calling me that.
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- Come on.
- It suits ya.
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- Lightweight! Lightweight!
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This is exciting.
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Out my way.
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All right, then, love.
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Have a lickle stretch.
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- Excuse me.
- That's... I'm not having this.
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Oh, no. Oh... stop it.
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What? No way!
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Nice shot.
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There she is!
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I'm bored.
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It's not over
till the fat lady sings.
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Well, I'm the fat lady,
and I'm calling it!
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Now someone get us a drink!
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- Drink, drink, drink!
- Go on, Jean.
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- Your go.
- Your turn.
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- Me?
- Teacher, you won.
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- I got the last one.
- I know, but the winner gets the drinks in.
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♪ Duh-nuh-nuh, nuh, nuh ♪
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♪ Duh-nuh-nuh, nuh, nuh ♪
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Thanks, love!
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Hello!
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Oh, no. Please. No, not that again.
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I need it.
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You're sick in the head,
you know that, don't you?
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I would just like you
to imagine as you lie there
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that the body is powering down,
ready to sleep for the night.
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Allow thoughts to come and go,
but begin to notice the sensation
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of the muscles in your legs
switching off.
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Any second now,
she's gonna get clattered.
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He's gonna take her down
and she'll come crying to me.
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- Why is he so boisterous?
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Look at that.
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- Well, that's a waste, isn't it?
- Why's that?
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Well, she'll not be needing footwork
like that on a netball court.
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Well,
you could always sign her on.
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And you'll take the boys
for netball, too, will you?
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I don't see why not.
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- Abigail Dawson.
- Yeah, Miss.
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- Mindy Singh.
- Yeah, Miss.
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Lois Jackson.
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Does anyone know where Lois is?
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- Who?
- Dunno.
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- Gary Blakefield.
- Here, Miss.
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Christopher... Lois!
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Lois?
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Come on in.
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I'm Miss Newman.
Have youse got your kit yet?
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- No.
- Er... that's OK.
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We'll find you something.
Michelle, do we...
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- Can I just watch?
- Can you just watch?
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Is there something funny, Mike?
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- Nah, Miss.
- OK, then, grow up.
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Erm...
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Yeah, OK, you can sit this one out,
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but in future,
it's not really optional.
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I need you in two teams.
Jimmy, can you get over here?
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Mike, over there.
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Come on, then, guys.
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One, two, three, bulldog!
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That's it, Mike!
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Come on! One, two, three, bulldog!
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One, two, three, bulldog!
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Come by the office tomorrow.
I'll sort you out with some kit.
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All right?
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- You thought about joining the netball team?
- No.
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You could come along later
and get a feel for it, if you like.
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- Have you played?
- No.
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But I know you can't run
when you've got the ball.
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I reckon you'll be good at it.
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Nah, I'm good.
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Let me know if you change your mind.
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What?
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Nothing.
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Oh... really?
Am I distracting you?
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No.
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- Just quite loud.
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Oh, yeah?
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How loud?
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Sounds like you're snoring.
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- No, it doesn't.
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- Come on, show us what it's like.
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- Ladies and gentlemen...
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Wow! OK.
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...Miss Cilla Black!
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Oh, no, no way.
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What?
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- No way. We're not watching that.
- Why?
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"Oh, Kevin! If you fall for me,
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I promise I'll suck your cock
every week
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and never ever emasculate you
in front of your friends."
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You do realise they fill our tellies
with this here to distract us
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from what's really going on?
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Such a conspiracy theorist.
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I'm telling you.
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Not everything is political.
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Of course it is.
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Who's that?
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How should I know?
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Erm...
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Er... hang on.
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Oh, shit.
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- What's going on?
- It's... it's my sister.
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Can you just... you know?
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Fuck.
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Sorry, Jeanie. I tried ringing.
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Erm... Tim's mam's been taken
to hospital.
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They think she might have had
a stroke.
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Could you watch our Sammy?
I don't think it'll be too long.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Of course, yeah, that's fine.
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Oh, really? Thank you so much.
You're a star.
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Yeah, we'll be OK, won't we, Sammy?
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Don't go all shy on us.
Say hello to Auntie Jean.
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If you're lucky,
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I'll let you watch cartoons
before bed.
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- How's that?
- Thank you.
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- OK.
- Thank you.
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OK. Right, off you go.
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Love you! Bye!
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Bye. Bye-bye.
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His gran's just been rushed
to hospital.
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They didn't want to take him with them.
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Who's that?
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Sammy, this is my friend, Viv.
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Viv, this is Sammy.
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Hiya.
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You can watch telly for five minutes,
OK?
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And then I'll take you up to bed.
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Sorry.
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"Friend", is it?
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- Well, he's five.
- And?
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Don't.
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Don't what?
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Well, don't tell me how to be
with my own family.
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OK.
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I'll, er... call you tomorrow, then?
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OK.
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Enjoy your cartoons.
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"I like women to be feminine.
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"What is the most feminine thing
about you?"
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Hmm...
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Right, come on, then, Sam.
Bath time.
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It's not finished.
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I don't care.
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Quickly!
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Up you go.
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Hey. Stop that!
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Stop it! Right, that's it!
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Hey. Hey, it's OK.
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It's OK.
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I'm sorry.
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I shouldn't have yelled at you.
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Good boy.
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- Shall we read a story? Yeah.
- Yeah.
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What do you wanna read?
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Superman.
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Me, too.
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- Ready?
- Yeah.
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Come on, then.
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Hello?
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, yeah? What for?
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For being an idiot.
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Right.
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Meet me by the holiday park
on Blyth Road in half an hour.
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Why?
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What is it that scares you?
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- All of it.
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Well, you're not backing out now.
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- Are you OK back there?
- Look at the road!
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- Wait for me!
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Whoo!
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You can phone the organisers
on 0-1-8-3-7-6-6-6-6.
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That's 0-1, if you're calling
from outside London,
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8-3-7-6-6-6-6.
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Lucy?
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In Haringey, positive images
of homosexuality prompted
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a violent response
from protesting parents.
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The New Clause is a group
of Conservative MPs' response.
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The central provisions are
that homosexuality
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must not be promoted
in state schools,
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and it outlaws teaching
the acceptability of homosexuality
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as a pretended family relationship.
The bill...
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What does that even mean?
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"Pretended family relationships".
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The clause is expected to go through
substantially unchanged, not least...
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I found myself lying the other day.
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I had to call one of
the kids' parents and I got...
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I dunno.
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And I told her I was my boss.
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I didn't plan it or anything,
but I felt like if I had...
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...told her it was me,
she might think...
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There's something going on
between you two?
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Yeah.
259
00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:35,166
Between me and the kids.
260
00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:38,250
- It's stupid.
- No, it's not stupid.
261
00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:41,916
You know that's what they want,
though, don't you?
262
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,416
- Right, love. What can I get you?
- Fish 'n' chips.
263
00:22:58,541 --> 00:23:00,958
- Do you want peas or beans with that?
- Er, peas, please.
264
00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:03,083
- Won't be long.
- She's friendly.
265
00:23:07,916 --> 00:23:10,500
This is not a beauty parlour.
Get cracking, please, ladies.
266
00:23:10,625 --> 00:23:12,708
How would you know
what a beauty parlour looks like?
267
00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:14,541
We were all young and dumb once,
you know, Carol?
268
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,291
You did a good job out there, Rachel.
If you carry on like that,
269
00:23:18,416 --> 00:23:21,041
you'll be able to take on
the sixth-formers by the end of term.
270
00:23:22,208 --> 00:23:24,625
You should be dressed by now.
Come along, ladies!
271
00:23:24,750 --> 00:23:27,583
Urgh, Miss, what you looking at?
Get out, you perv!
272
00:23:32,625 --> 00:23:33,875
Fancy a pint?
273
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,416
A few of us are heading
down the Lodge.
274
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:38,458
Sorry?
275
00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:39,916
Er... no, I can't.
276
00:23:40,041 --> 00:23:41,958
I'm, erm...
I'm minding my nephew tonight.
277
00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:44,000
Friday night?
Hope they're paying you.
278
00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:46,916
- See ya Monday.
- See ya Monday.
279
00:23:50,708 --> 00:23:53,333
"Lonely lesbian seeking
intimate relationship
280
00:23:53,458 --> 00:23:56,333
"with someone who shares
my hobbies and interests.
281
00:23:56,458 --> 00:23:57,958
"I don't really enjoy clubbing,
282
00:23:58,083 --> 00:24:01,541
"but prefer a walk on the beach
or a trip to the allotment!"
283
00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:05,416
"Eagerly awaiting your replies."
284
00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:08,416
Oh, God! Here y'are, this one.
285
00:24:08,541 --> 00:24:13,875
"Gay white ladies lusting
for sweaty, dirty dykes,
286
00:24:13,875 --> 00:24:18,208
"hunting for bristling bodybuilders
to fulfil my Catholic fantasies
287
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:21,666
"and soften
my perpetually-erect clit."
288
00:24:23,041 --> 00:24:25,708
Who the fuck's got
a "perpetually-erect clit"?
289
00:24:25,833 --> 00:24:27,625
You do, I seem to remember.
290
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:29,250
Really?
291
00:24:31,291 --> 00:24:33,000
Read another one, Viv!
292
00:24:33,125 --> 00:24:34,916
Ah, come on!
We've all fucked each other.
293
00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:36,750
That's what we did.
294
00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:39,708
What, lost your memory
now you're married, is that it?
295
00:24:40,625 --> 00:24:42,041
Shall I get some tabs?
296
00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:46,750
What the fuck was that?
297
00:24:46,750 --> 00:24:49,583
I didn't know I had to watch language
around the teacher!
298
00:24:49,583 --> 00:24:53,166
♪ Beam me down
Beam me back downtown... ♪
299
00:24:56,041 --> 00:24:58,000
"Melodies Of Love"
by Pink Rhythm
300
00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:54,708
Change your mind, then?
301
00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:57,625
- Maybe.
- Yeah, OK, erm...
302
00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:02,625
Yeah, I'll, erm...
I'll have you shadow Siobhan today.
303
00:28:02,625 --> 00:28:04,958
Help you get to grips
with the basics.
304
00:28:05,083 --> 00:28:07,083
- Fuck's sake.
- You got a friend.
305
00:28:09,833 --> 00:28:13,291
Can you take that jumper off, please?
Uniform only on this team.
306
00:28:27,625 --> 00:28:28,875
Here!
307
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:29,875
Here!
308
00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:32,208
Here!
309
00:28:35,375 --> 00:28:36,500
That's enough.
310
00:28:37,541 --> 00:28:41,291
Now, who's gonna show Lois
how we defend without contact?
311
00:28:45,083 --> 00:28:46,333
- Siobhan.
- Fuck's sake.
312
00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:47,916
Mindy, come here.
313
00:28:53,625 --> 00:28:54,958
Three feet apart.
314
00:28:55,791 --> 00:28:57,000
Arms in the air.
315
00:28:58,041 --> 00:29:00,416
Hands following the ball.
316
00:29:06,125 --> 00:29:07,041
OK.
317
00:29:07,916 --> 00:29:09,041
Well done.
318
00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:11,291
Lois, you wanna give it a try?
319
00:29:11,916 --> 00:29:13,375
It's OK. We'll go slowly.
320
00:29:21,250 --> 00:29:23,666
You position yourself more like this.
321
00:29:26,291 --> 00:29:27,958
Three feet apart.
322
00:29:28,791 --> 00:29:30,000
Arms in the air.
323
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000
Hands following the ball.
324
00:29:44,541 --> 00:29:45,791
Well done.
325
00:29:48,291 --> 00:29:50,791
Meeting at four o'clock tomorrow
outside school.
326
00:29:50,916 --> 00:29:53,416
Please don't be late
or I'm leaving without you.
327
00:29:53,541 --> 00:29:54,833
Thank you.
328
00:29:55,541 --> 00:29:56,750
Well done.
329
00:29:58,333 --> 00:29:59,416
Well done.
330
00:30:01,041 --> 00:30:02,791
See you back here tomorrow, then.
331
00:31:12,583 --> 00:31:13,750
Hello, PE department.
332
00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:16,125
Hang on.
333
00:31:17,583 --> 00:31:18,958
Call for you, Jean.
334
00:31:20,166 --> 00:31:21,666
- Who is it?
- Didn't say.
335
00:31:32,625 --> 00:31:33,625
Jean Newman speaking.
336
00:31:33,750 --> 00:31:35,416
Why, hello, Baby Jean.
337
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,333
Hello?
338
00:31:43,208 --> 00:31:44,000
Jean?
339
00:31:48,833 --> 00:31:50,541
Spoke to Baldock this morning.
340
00:31:51,333 --> 00:31:53,500
He's approved those proposals
you put forward.
341
00:31:54,958 --> 00:31:57,958
I know. I couldn't believe it either.
342
00:31:58,083 --> 00:31:58,958
See ya later.
343
00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:00,083
- Bye.
- Bye.
344
00:32:00,208 --> 00:32:01,625
Aye, all right.
345
00:32:19,958 --> 00:32:22,458
- Oh, hiya.
- Hey.
346
00:32:22,458 --> 00:32:23,916
Is Viv around?
347
00:32:23,916 --> 00:32:25,500
Yeah, she's just in there.
348
00:32:31,041 --> 00:32:32,458
Hiya.
349
00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:42,208
You can't call me at work.
I told you that.
350
00:32:42,333 --> 00:32:44,000
Ugh, why do you have to be so uptight?
351
00:32:46,333 --> 00:32:47,583
Do you know what?
352
00:32:49,375 --> 00:32:50,458
Yeah, I don't need this.
353
00:32:50,583 --> 00:32:51,625
Hey.
354
00:32:52,708 --> 00:32:54,333
You don't know what it's like for me.
355
00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:00,208
I won't call you at work.
356
00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:01,958
OK.
357
00:33:03,166 --> 00:33:05,416
Are you gonna shut that door,
cos you're letting the draft in?
358
00:33:05,416 --> 00:33:06,958
- It was open when I got here.
- No, it wasn't.
359
00:33:07,083 --> 00:33:08,583
- Yes, it was.
- Ah, shut up.
360
00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:13,333
Come on.
361
00:33:16,333 --> 00:33:18,500
Are you hungry? There's pasta.
362
00:33:18,625 --> 00:33:20,791
Er... no.
363
00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:23,250
I'm fine.
364
00:33:23,375 --> 00:33:24,583
Great.
365
00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:41,666
I said you were uptight.
You're not uptight.
366
00:33:43,458 --> 00:33:44,416
Maybe just a little.
367
00:34:18,041 --> 00:34:19,666
Oh, fuck.
368
00:34:40,083 --> 00:34:41,416
Come here.
369
00:34:41,958 --> 00:34:43,708
- What?
- Erm...
370
00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:46,333
...nothing.
371
00:34:48,416 --> 00:34:49,916
Er...
372
00:35:34,375 --> 00:35:35,875
- Sorry, did I frighten you?
- Hmm?
373
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,541
- I'm a bit nocturnal.
- No.
374
00:35:39,333 --> 00:35:40,333
It's OK.
375
00:35:43,708 --> 00:35:46,125
Be a good one for your students.
Have you read it?
376
00:35:46,250 --> 00:35:47,791
I haven't.
377
00:35:47,916 --> 00:35:50,125
Says here it was banned
for obscenity.
378
00:35:51,291 --> 00:35:53,291
Yeah, they thought it'd lead
to an epidemic.
379
00:35:53,291 --> 00:35:54,458
Epidemic of what?
380
00:35:55,208 --> 00:35:56,333
Lesbianism.
381
00:35:58,833 --> 00:36:00,166
Hmm.
382
00:36:01,041 --> 00:36:02,208
Crazy, right?
383
00:36:03,958 --> 00:36:05,208
See ya later.
384
00:36:27,625 --> 00:36:29,208
♪ Tonight
385
00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:32,833
♪ There'll be no darkness tonight...
386
00:36:38,583 --> 00:36:41,000
♪ Let your love light shine bright
387
00:36:44,708 --> 00:36:46,708
♪ Listen to my heart... ♪
388
00:36:48,916 --> 00:36:50,541
Save it for the match,
why don't you, Siobhan?
389
00:36:50,666 --> 00:36:53,000
Come on,
we're just having a bit of fun, Miss.
390
00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:55,916
Here! Let's go!
391
00:36:57,166 --> 00:36:58,166
Here!
392
00:37:01,791 --> 00:37:03,708
Well done! Well done, Siobhan.
393
00:37:04,375 --> 00:37:06,583
- Here!
- Here!
394
00:37:06,708 --> 00:37:07,916
Pass it!
395
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,333
Is it her arm?
396
00:37:15,291 --> 00:37:17,208
Can you put any weight on it?
397
00:37:17,333 --> 00:37:18,833
No.
398
00:37:18,833 --> 00:37:19,708
You're on.
399
00:37:20,666 --> 00:37:22,000
You'll be fine.
400
00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:24,666
Try not to think too much.
401
00:37:40,041 --> 00:37:42,166
Well done, Lois!
402
00:37:43,458 --> 00:37:44,666
Look at that!
403
00:37:49,416 --> 00:37:51,958
Congratulations. Well done.
404
00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:55,125
I wish you'd let us come
to one of your games.
405
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,250
You wouldn't have to talk to us.
I'd just like to be there.
406
00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:01,875
What?
407
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,125
What, you don't think
I'd blend in with the other parents?
408
00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:06,041
Stick out like a sore thumb,
more like.
409
00:38:07,291 --> 00:38:08,583
Hey, that's not kind.
410
00:38:16,833 --> 00:38:19,625
Anyway, I bet there are
loads of lezzas on your team.
411
00:38:25,625 --> 00:38:26,625
Well?
412
00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:29,333
- Well what?
- Oh, come on.
413
00:38:30,250 --> 00:38:32,166
I don't ask them
who they're sleeping with.
414
00:38:32,291 --> 00:38:33,583
No, but you can just tell.
415
00:38:34,583 --> 00:38:36,041
I really haven't thought about it.
416
00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:39,500
You're from another planet, you.
417
00:38:42,125 --> 00:38:43,666
Is that right?
418
00:38:45,708 --> 00:38:47,916
This afternoon's business
in the House of Lords
419
00:38:47,916 --> 00:38:50,916
was brought to an abrupt halt
by three young women,
420
00:38:51,041 --> 00:38:54,250
who launched a commando-style raid
on the chamber.
421
00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:56,791
They abseiled down ropes
from the public gallery,
422
00:38:56,916 --> 00:39:00,375
landed on the floor among
a chamber full of startled peers
423
00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:03,583
and were hustled out by Black Rod
and several doorkeepers.
424
00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:06,708
It was a protest against the clause
in the Local Government Bill,
425
00:39:06,833 --> 00:39:10,333
which curbs the promotion
of homosexuality by councils.
426
00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:15,500
We care on this side,
first and foremost, about children.
427
00:39:15,625 --> 00:39:17,958
We care about the perpetuation
428
00:39:17,958 --> 00:39:22,166
of the heterosexual normal family
429
00:39:22,291 --> 00:39:26,958
as the basis of civilised society
here and in other countries.
430
00:39:27,083 --> 00:39:28,458
Hear! Hear!
431
00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:30,958
Well, David Koss is
in our Westminster studio now.
432
00:39:31,083 --> 00:39:32,833
David, exactly what happened?
433
00:39:32,958 --> 00:39:35,375
You wouldn't wanna bump
into them women in a dark alley.
434
00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:37,500
They'd have your guts for garters,
wouldn't they? Eh?
435
00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:41,041
I've been saying this is a good idea
for years.
436
00:39:41,166 --> 00:39:43,166
Young people have
such vulnerable minds.
437
00:40:17,541 --> 00:40:20,041
Well done today, ladies.
Time to get changed.
438
00:40:26,416 --> 00:40:28,208
Oh, gross, man!
439
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:29,458
So gross.
440
00:40:31,125 --> 00:40:33,375
What about you, Lois?
What's your type?
441
00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:36,000
- Yeah, what's your type?
- Yeah, howay, tell us.
442
00:40:36,125 --> 00:40:37,083
Yeah, what's your type?
443
00:40:37,083 --> 00:40:39,666
No, wait.
You prefer them a bit more...
444
00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:44,000
Fuck off.
445
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,708
Or is it the mannish ones
that do it for ya?
446
00:40:45,833 --> 00:40:47,458
Whatever.
447
00:40:47,458 --> 00:40:50,375
Oh, come on,
we've just been saying what we like.
448
00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:52,500
Now it's your turn. Fair dos.
449
00:40:52,625 --> 00:40:54,708
Yeah, come on. Tell us, Lois.
450
00:40:55,458 --> 00:40:58,458
What I don't get is
how two girls actually...
451
00:40:59,333 --> 00:41:01,250
Like, I know there's a lot of this.
452
00:41:02,625 --> 00:41:04,000
How do you actually...?
453
00:41:04,916 --> 00:41:06,416
No denying it, then?
454
00:41:09,083 --> 00:41:10,708
- Or maybe she's a virgin.
- Probably.
455
00:41:10,708 --> 00:41:12,250
- I'm not.
- Liar.
456
00:41:16,083 --> 00:41:17,583
Do you think I'm sexy?
457
00:41:19,041 --> 00:41:21,083
Don't touch me, you fuckin' dyke!
458
00:41:21,083 --> 00:41:22,166
Ow! Get off!
459
00:41:26,583 --> 00:41:27,500
Get off!
460
00:41:28,333 --> 00:41:29,208
- Ow!
461
00:41:29,333 --> 00:41:30,208
- Get off!
462
00:41:30,333 --> 00:41:31,583
Get off her now!
463
00:41:31,708 --> 00:41:33,333
My office, now.
464
00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:36,166
You can stay here and explain to me
what just happened, all right?
465
00:41:36,291 --> 00:41:38,500
- Whatever.
- Go! Now.
466
00:41:40,333 --> 00:41:42,500
Show's over, ladies. Come here.
467
00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:44,500
Ow.
468
00:42:19,833 --> 00:42:22,416
You've got a chance
to really succeed on this team.
469
00:42:22,541 --> 00:42:23,958
Do you even care what happened?
470
00:42:24,541 --> 00:42:26,750
Just ignore them.
Is that what you did?
471
00:42:27,833 --> 00:42:30,875
No. We're not talking about me.
472
00:42:35,083 --> 00:42:36,916
You need to be careful.
473
00:42:36,916 --> 00:42:38,541
That's all I'm saying.
474
00:42:38,666 --> 00:42:41,166
If it comes to it,
your word against hers...
475
00:42:41,291 --> 00:42:42,791
you know who they'll believe,
don't you?
476
00:42:42,916 --> 00:42:44,833
So it doesn't even matter
what happened?
477
00:42:44,958 --> 00:42:46,958
Look, I could get you thrown out permanently
478
00:42:46,958 --> 00:42:48,708
for that kind of behaviour.
479
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,833
I know it seems unfair.
480
00:42:55,041 --> 00:42:56,750
But I'm trying to help you.
481
00:42:58,041 --> 00:43:01,416
If you want this,
fight for it, not against it.
482
00:43:03,375 --> 00:43:04,458
Hey...
483
00:43:04,458 --> 00:43:05,958
Hey, don't!
484
00:43:16,708 --> 00:43:18,583
Oh, no, what happened?
485
00:43:18,583 --> 00:43:20,291
Er, it was just a graze.
486
00:43:20,291 --> 00:43:22,500
- You all right, pet?
- I'm fine.
487
00:43:29,916 --> 00:43:31,291
Poor love.
488
00:43:32,166 --> 00:43:33,333
Yeah, she's OK.
489
00:43:34,333 --> 00:43:36,416
All sorts of rumours flying around
about that one.
490
00:43:37,166 --> 00:43:39,041
Not sure she helps herself, though.
491
00:43:40,958 --> 00:43:42,208
Everything OK with you?
492
00:43:42,916 --> 00:43:44,833
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, fine.
493
00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:48,291
Long day.
494
00:43:49,375 --> 00:43:51,208
Take it you don't wanna come
for a pint, then?
495
00:43:53,333 --> 00:43:54,958
One day.
496
00:43:55,083 --> 00:43:57,208
One day, I will crack you,
Jean Newman.
497
00:43:57,333 --> 00:43:58,333
And when I do,
498
00:43:58,333 --> 00:44:01,083
Fergus Shelton will be
a very happy man.
499
00:44:01,208 --> 00:44:02,583
- Yeah.
500
00:44:09,625 --> 00:44:13,583
My overriding concern is
the promotion of positive images
501
00:44:13,708 --> 00:44:17,041
of homosexuality in schools
and primary schools right through,
502
00:44:17,166 --> 00:44:19,083
and that is what is causing
many parents
503
00:44:19,208 --> 00:44:20,833
real concern and offence.
504
00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:23,833
I obviously don't want
children taught
505
00:44:23,958 --> 00:44:26,791
that the gay and lesbian lifestyle is
natural or normal.
506
00:44:26,916 --> 00:44:30,000
It is not, it never has been,
and it never will be.
507
00:44:30,125 --> 00:44:31,625
Children who need to be taught
508
00:44:31,750 --> 00:44:34,458
to respect traditional moral values
509
00:44:34,583 --> 00:44:38,833
are being taught that they have
an inalienable right to be gay.
510
00:45:27,625 --> 00:45:28,833
Here y'are, Jeanie.
511
00:45:30,958 --> 00:45:32,333
Can I have some?
512
00:45:32,458 --> 00:45:33,916
You won't like that, sweetheart.
513
00:45:35,166 --> 00:45:36,375
But I want it.
514
00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:38,875
Eat what you're given, OK, Sammy?
515
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,000
But why?
516
00:45:40,125 --> 00:45:43,416
Well, Auntie Jean is allergic
to chicken.
517
00:45:44,458 --> 00:45:45,666
But we're not.
518
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,125
Sammy.
519
00:45:50,583 --> 00:45:52,875
That is enough, Sam!
520
00:45:53,583 --> 00:45:57,083
We do not behave like that
in this house!
521
00:45:59,583 --> 00:46:01,666
What on earth
do you think you're playing at?!
522
00:46:01,791 --> 00:46:04,083
You've just wasted
perfectly good food...
523
00:46:04,208 --> 00:46:05,333
Sorry about this.
524
00:46:05,333 --> 00:46:07,083
I don't think so...
525
00:46:07,208 --> 00:46:08,375
It's OK.
526
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,666
"At last, the Caterpillar took
the hookah out of its mouth
527
00:46:16,791 --> 00:46:19,333
"and addressed her
in a languid, sleepy voice."
528
00:46:23,833 --> 00:46:27,041
"'Who are you?'
said the Caterpillar."
529
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,208
"This was not an encouraging opening
for a conversation.
530
00:46:31,333 --> 00:46:33,250
"Alice replied rather shyly,
531
00:46:33,375 --> 00:46:36,833
"'I hardly know, sir,
just at present.'"
532
00:46:36,958 --> 00:46:39,458
"'At least, I know who I was
when I got up this morning,
533
00:46:39,583 --> 00:46:42,125
"'but I think I must have been
changed several times since then...'"
534
00:46:42,250 --> 00:46:44,458
Come on, Sammy.
Let's go and play outside.
535
00:46:44,583 --> 00:46:47,000
But I don't want to.
Well, you've been inside all day.
536
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,375
I'm gonna count to three.
537
00:46:51,166 --> 00:46:53,083
One, two...
538
00:46:53,208 --> 00:46:55,208
We'll finish it another time, OK?
539
00:47:20,833 --> 00:47:23,083
Can I show you something quickly
while they're out there?
540
00:47:23,208 --> 00:47:24,958
I bought something for Tim
for our anniversary,
541
00:47:24,958 --> 00:47:26,125
but I need a second opinion.
542
00:47:26,250 --> 00:47:27,833
Thought I'd asked you
to get rid of this.
543
00:47:27,958 --> 00:47:30,333
Ah, I love that one.
You look so happy.
544
00:47:32,333 --> 00:47:33,583
Yeah, I know, I know.
545
00:47:35,041 --> 00:47:36,083
Please.
546
00:47:36,208 --> 00:47:37,541
I don't have any recent ones.
547
00:47:38,333 --> 00:47:40,791
- And I miss your hair like that.
- You sound like Mam.
548
00:47:40,791 --> 00:47:42,833
How would you know?
You never go and see her.
549
00:47:44,041 --> 00:47:45,458
I don't like seeing it there.
550
00:47:47,375 --> 00:47:49,666
- What?
- I dunno, it's just...
551
00:47:50,833 --> 00:47:53,500
Well, it's not as if everything that
came before is, you know, a lie.
552
00:47:54,708 --> 00:47:56,208
What are you talking about?
553
00:47:56,333 --> 00:47:59,083
I don't think it's right
you wanna erase part of your life.
554
00:47:59,208 --> 00:48:00,583
And you expect us to.
555
00:48:00,708 --> 00:48:02,708
I thought I just asked you
to replace one photograph.
556
00:48:02,708 --> 00:48:04,708
- You know what I mean.
- Well, I don't, actually.
557
00:48:04,833 --> 00:48:07,041
You're trying to erase your marriage.
558
00:48:07,166 --> 00:48:08,208
Am I, now?
559
00:48:08,208 --> 00:48:09,666
Don't be a child.
560
00:48:16,458 --> 00:48:19,208
Why didn't you tell me
you weren't alone the other night?
561
00:48:19,333 --> 00:48:20,416
What?
562
00:48:20,416 --> 00:48:22,375
Sammy told me you had a woman there.
563
00:48:24,375 --> 00:48:26,750
Look, what you do in your own home
is your own business.
564
00:48:27,416 --> 00:48:30,500
You know I'm supportive of... it.
565
00:48:30,625 --> 00:48:32,541
But Sammy's only five.
566
00:48:32,666 --> 00:48:33,958
It's confusing for him.
567
00:48:35,041 --> 00:48:37,791
He wet the bed.
He never wets the bed.
568
00:48:37,916 --> 00:48:39,416
His grandmother had just
been rushed to hospital.
569
00:48:39,416 --> 00:48:42,375
I just don't think it's fair for you
to put me in that position.
570
00:48:44,333 --> 00:48:46,333
She actually left
right after you dropped him off.
571
00:48:46,458 --> 00:48:48,125
OK, but...
572
00:48:48,250 --> 00:48:50,541
Do you see? It's hard for me, well...
573
00:48:50,666 --> 00:48:51,833
to trust you.
574
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,250
So...
575
00:49:00,708 --> 00:49:02,333
Come on, who is she, then?
576
00:49:09,791 --> 00:49:11,333
Got ya!
577
00:49:21,458 --> 00:49:24,416
- Bye, Auntie Jean!
- Bye!
578
00:49:24,541 --> 00:49:25,833
- Bye!
- Bye!
579
00:50:28,208 --> 00:50:29,875
- Hey.
- Hiya.
580
00:50:30,791 --> 00:50:32,208
What's wrong? You look stressed.
581
00:50:33,416 --> 00:50:35,041
- Thanks.
582
00:50:36,166 --> 00:50:37,500
Here.
583
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,583
What's going on?
584
00:50:42,541 --> 00:50:44,125
Nothing. Just, erm...
585
00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:45,958
- shattered, you know?
- Oh.
586
00:50:46,083 --> 00:50:47,625
Well, maybe we should go away.
587
00:50:47,750 --> 00:50:50,333
Cos the girls and I were actually
talking about taking a trip...
588
00:50:54,291 --> 00:50:56,125
That a no, is it?
589
00:50:56,250 --> 00:50:57,833
Er, no. Er... no.
590
00:50:57,833 --> 00:50:59,666
Hey, lady.
591
00:50:59,791 --> 00:51:01,875
Hiya. Thanks.
592
00:51:02,916 --> 00:51:05,208
Wow, you seem... tense.
593
00:51:05,333 --> 00:51:06,458
That's what I said.
594
00:51:06,458 --> 00:51:08,541
Leave her alone, you lot.
595
00:51:10,208 --> 00:51:11,791
- Hey!
- 'Ey, the kid's good.
596
00:51:12,666 --> 00:51:14,458
Wanna play?
597
00:51:14,583 --> 00:51:16,250
Jean here's unbeaten.
598
00:51:16,250 --> 00:51:17,833
You can be on my team.
599
00:51:17,958 --> 00:51:19,416
Come on, it'll be fun.
600
00:51:19,541 --> 00:51:21,208
No, I don't... I don't really...
601
00:51:22,333 --> 00:51:24,291
- Can't take the heat.
- Come on, Jeanie.
602
00:51:29,750 --> 00:51:31,583
- Jeanie!
- Oi!
603
00:51:36,541 --> 00:51:37,541
Yeah!
604
00:52:08,750 --> 00:52:10,500
Ah, no! It's all over.
605
00:52:11,791 --> 00:52:12,791
Ooh.
606
00:52:12,916 --> 00:52:14,291
You can take it.
607
00:52:14,416 --> 00:52:16,125
No way. Finish her off.
608
00:52:30,291 --> 00:52:33,083
- Ohhh!
- She did it! She fuckin' did it!
609
00:52:35,083 --> 00:52:36,291
Got your loser speech?
610
00:52:50,875 --> 00:52:52,250
Hey!
611
00:52:52,250 --> 00:52:54,375
What are you doing?
612
00:52:54,500 --> 00:52:55,500
You need to leave.
613
00:52:55,500 --> 00:52:56,500
Why?
614
00:52:56,625 --> 00:52:57,916
You know why.
615
00:52:57,916 --> 00:52:59,250
Do whatever you want.
616
00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:00,833
Wherever you want.
617
00:53:00,958 --> 00:53:02,125
But not here, OK?
618
00:53:02,125 --> 00:53:03,541
Why do you care so much?
619
00:53:03,541 --> 00:53:05,541
You're 15.
You shouldn't even be in here.
620
00:53:05,666 --> 00:53:07,666
So what? Haven't told anyone, have I?
621
00:53:07,666 --> 00:53:09,416
Hey! Hurry up!
622
00:53:09,416 --> 00:53:11,791
Go. Otherwise, you're off the team.
623
00:53:11,791 --> 00:53:13,083
What?!
624
00:53:16,958 --> 00:53:18,250
Oh...
625
00:53:18,791 --> 00:53:20,041
Viv!
626
00:53:20,041 --> 00:53:21,458
Wait.
627
00:53:28,583 --> 00:53:29,666
Viv.
628
00:53:31,083 --> 00:53:32,500
Please!
629
00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:34,625
Just tell us what you were
doing in there so I know.
630
00:53:34,625 --> 00:53:36,583
She's one of my students,
she's on the team.
631
00:53:36,583 --> 00:53:37,833
What?
632
00:53:37,958 --> 00:53:39,791
- Are... are you...
- No. Course not.
633
00:53:41,583 --> 00:53:43,125
Then why didn't you say something?
634
00:53:44,458 --> 00:53:46,041
I don't know.
635
00:53:48,166 --> 00:53:49,916
- You're lying.
- I'm not. Look...
636
00:53:51,916 --> 00:53:53,125
It's complicated, OK?
637
00:53:55,375 --> 00:53:58,208
- I was asking her to leave.
- In the toilet?
638
00:53:58,208 --> 00:54:00,541
Why?
Why were you asking her to leave?
639
00:54:01,708 --> 00:54:04,250
I don't want my students
knowing every part of my life.
640
00:54:04,250 --> 00:54:06,333
-"Every part" of your life? What...
- Yeah.
641
00:54:07,791 --> 00:54:09,791
I don't know what you want me to say.
642
00:54:09,791 --> 00:54:11,791
You have to create boundaries
as a teacher.
643
00:54:11,916 --> 00:54:13,208
It is part of the job.
644
00:54:14,208 --> 00:54:16,833
If anyone found out,
I'd never work again.
645
00:54:18,125 --> 00:54:19,583
It's quite a stretch.
646
00:54:19,583 --> 00:54:21,458
- Don't you think?
- No. It isn't.
647
00:54:21,583 --> 00:54:23,333
- And what about her?
- Who?
648
00:54:23,333 --> 00:54:26,541
That girl.
Come on, how old is she, what, 16?
649
00:54:26,666 --> 00:54:27,875
15.
650
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000
What kind of example
are you setting for her?
651
00:54:31,250 --> 00:54:32,541
That's not fair.
652
00:54:33,333 --> 00:54:34,875
None of this is fair.
653
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,583
Just cos I don't parade my sexuality
around like a badge of honour.
654
00:54:38,583 --> 00:54:39,666
And I do?
655
00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:41,791
Is that it?
656
00:54:43,041 --> 00:54:45,250
How is that girl ever gonna learn
she has a place in this world
657
00:54:45,375 --> 00:54:47,333
if you, of all people,
tells her that she doesn't?
658
00:54:47,333 --> 00:54:49,333
What makes you think
she has a place in this world?
659
00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:56,583
- No. I can't do this.
- Oh, Viv...
660
00:54:56,583 --> 00:54:57,958
GET OFF!
661
00:55:16,458 --> 00:55:18,958
♪ I see a ship in the harbour
662
00:55:20,166 --> 00:55:22,458
♪ I can and shall obey
663
00:55:23,166 --> 00:55:26,666
♪ But if it wasn't
For your misfortune
664
00:55:26,791 --> 00:55:29,625
♪ I'd be a heavenly person today
665
00:55:31,083 --> 00:55:33,833
♪ And I thought I was mistaken
666
00:55:34,458 --> 00:55:37,291
♪ And I thought I heard you speak
667
00:55:38,125 --> 00:55:40,958
♪ Tell me how do I feel?
668
00:55:41,916 --> 00:55:44,416
♪ Tell me now how should I feel?
669
00:56:03,208 --> 00:56:06,291
I would just like you
to imagine as you lie there
670
00:56:06,416 --> 00:56:11,083
that the body is powering down,
ready to sleep for the night.
671
00:56:11,208 --> 00:56:12,875
Allow thoughts to come and...
672
00:57:56,750 --> 00:57:58,166
Got a sec?
673
00:57:59,250 --> 00:58:01,458
Found something on your desk
when I got in this morning.
674
00:58:02,375 --> 00:58:04,125
Obviously,
with everything that's going on,
675
00:58:04,125 --> 00:58:07,333
I didn't want anyone else to see it.
But I thought you should know.
676
00:58:08,750 --> 00:58:10,416
Any idea who might have put it there?
677
00:58:10,541 --> 00:58:12,333
Erm...
678
00:58:13,458 --> 00:58:15,208
Er, yeah, I've got some ideas.
679
00:58:18,625 --> 00:58:20,208
Don't look so worried.
680
00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:24,125
I've had far worse in my time.
681
00:58:50,250 --> 00:58:51,791
I need to talk to you for a second.
682
00:58:52,708 --> 00:58:54,541
- Let me guess. I'm off the team?
- No.
683
00:58:54,666 --> 00:58:57,083
Look, I need this to stop.
684
00:58:57,083 --> 00:58:58,541
- What?
- All of it.
685
00:58:59,708 --> 00:59:02,916
This isn't a game, Lois.
It's my job. It's my life.
686
00:59:02,916 --> 00:59:04,833
What is it you think I've done?
687
00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:07,041
- You know exactly.
- Are you married or something?
688
00:59:07,041 --> 00:59:09,250
You think you're so brave, don't you?
689
00:59:10,375 --> 00:59:12,125
You don't know anything about me.
690
00:59:18,416 --> 00:59:19,291
Fuck!
691
00:59:19,416 --> 00:59:22,125
Good of you to join us, Lois.
Perhaps you'd like to tell us
692
00:59:22,250 --> 00:59:24,333
how many elements make up
the periodic table?
693
00:59:25,625 --> 00:59:27,000
- No?
- What did she want?
694
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:27,833
Anyone?
695
00:59:27,958 --> 00:59:29,625
She's got a massive crush on me
and she won't drop it.
696
00:59:30,666 --> 00:59:32,958
Something you'd like to share
with the class, Lois?
697
00:59:33,083 --> 00:59:34,166
No, Miss.
698
00:59:34,291 --> 00:59:37,250
Right.
Textbooks open to page 93, please.
699
00:59:39,250 --> 00:59:40,375
Today.
700
00:59:59,208 --> 01:00:01,708
You don't actually think
it was hers, do you?
701
01:00:01,833 --> 01:00:03,333
I thought she was married.
702
01:00:03,458 --> 01:00:04,791
Divorced, apparently.
703
01:00:05,750 --> 01:00:07,000
I didn't realise.
704
01:00:08,083 --> 01:00:10,208
Who broke it off, do you know?
705
01:00:10,333 --> 01:00:12,375
She doesn't really talk about it,
to be honest.
706
01:00:13,666 --> 01:00:15,416
She's a secretive one, that one.
707
01:00:46,458 --> 01:00:48,875
Thought I might sit in
on practice today.
708
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,083
- If you don't mind.
- Yeah. Course.
709
01:00:53,625 --> 01:00:55,375
Er, can we start with shuttle...
710
01:00:56,333 --> 01:00:58,041
...warm-up, please?
711
01:01:28,583 --> 01:01:30,583
OK, well done.
You can get your bibs.
712
01:01:36,791 --> 01:01:39,000
Miss? She took my bib.
713
01:01:39,666 --> 01:01:41,333
You can sub in for each other
at half-time.
714
01:01:41,458 --> 01:01:43,833
- But it's my position.
- It's just practice, Siobhan.
715
01:01:44,541 --> 01:01:45,541
- Give it back.
- Piss off.
716
01:01:45,541 --> 01:01:46,625
Give it back! Give it back!
717
01:01:47,666 --> 01:01:50,208
Enough! Both of you!
On the bench, now!
718
01:01:50,208 --> 01:01:51,416
- But...
- But she started it!
719
01:01:51,541 --> 01:01:53,541
You answer back to me
and you're off the team, OK?
720
01:01:53,666 --> 01:01:54,833
Me? What about her?
721
01:01:54,958 --> 01:01:57,625
Both of you, on the bench, now!
722
01:02:15,208 --> 01:02:16,541
Here!
723
01:02:31,541 --> 01:02:33,000
What are you doing?
724
01:03:00,916 --> 01:03:02,208
It's OK.
725
01:03:28,041 --> 01:03:30,375
Get off me!
726
01:03:35,291 --> 01:03:37,250
Siobhan! Siobhan!
727
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:39,541
- Are you OK?
- Give her some space.
728
01:03:39,666 --> 01:03:41,916
Get her out. Come here.
729
01:03:41,916 --> 01:03:43,791
Sit down.
730
01:03:43,916 --> 01:03:45,291
What's going on?
731
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,291
Can someone tell me
what's going on, please?
732
01:03:51,416 --> 01:03:53,000
She attacked me.
733
01:03:54,083 --> 01:03:55,625
What do you mean she attacked you?
734
01:03:56,708 --> 01:03:58,208
She shouldn't be allowed in here.
735
01:03:59,458 --> 01:04:01,041
Get her out! Get out!
736
01:04:02,541 --> 01:04:04,625
Get out, Lois!
737
01:04:05,791 --> 01:04:07,541
I'm gonna need you
to supervise this lot
738
01:04:07,666 --> 01:04:09,250
so I can get her out of here.
739
01:04:09,833 --> 01:04:11,083
Come on, darling.
740
01:04:18,291 --> 01:04:20,875
She said that she attacked her.
She needs to get kicked out!
741
01:04:41,416 --> 01:04:43,916
:
She's saying this isn't the first time.
742
01:04:46,125 --> 01:04:47,583
That there was a fight
a few weeks ago
743
01:04:47,708 --> 01:04:49,125
that you didn't report.
744
01:04:50,958 --> 01:04:52,208
She's even gone as far as to say
745
01:04:52,333 --> 01:04:54,166
there might be something going on
between you two.
746
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,416
You and Lois, that is.
747
01:04:57,666 --> 01:04:59,958
Jean, can you please tell me
what's going on,
748
01:05:00,083 --> 01:05:02,375
or am I gonna have to take
her word for it?
749
01:05:06,208 --> 01:05:07,708
Lois is, erm...
750
01:05:13,666 --> 01:05:15,833
She's become a little over-attached,
you could say.
751
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:20,333
If that's the case,
why didn't you report it to me?
752
01:05:22,083 --> 01:05:24,000
I didn't think it was anything
to worry about.
753
01:05:26,375 --> 01:05:27,875
You know what they're like.
754
01:05:28,916 --> 01:05:30,375
I've had worse.
755
01:05:30,500 --> 01:05:31,958
And the changing room?
756
01:05:37,041 --> 01:05:38,458
I saw something but, erm...
757
01:05:38,583 --> 01:05:40,291
What? What did you see?
758
01:05:44,583 --> 01:05:46,041
I saw them together.
759
01:05:47,916 --> 01:05:49,541
Siobhan pushing Lois off.
760
01:05:53,333 --> 01:05:54,791
Now, Miss Murphy,
761
01:05:54,916 --> 01:05:57,250
it's very important that we ascertain
exactly what went on
762
01:05:57,375 --> 01:06:00,166
between you and Miss Jackson
earlier today.
763
01:06:00,291 --> 01:06:03,416
We take these kinds of accusations
extremely seriously.
764
01:06:03,541 --> 01:06:06,750
The perpetrators of sexual assault
have no place in this school.
765
01:06:07,750 --> 01:06:09,250
Now, I don't want to keep you long.
766
01:06:09,250 --> 01:06:12,083
I just need you to repeat
what you told the PE staff
767
01:06:12,208 --> 01:06:13,791
earlier this afternoon.
768
01:06:19,416 --> 01:06:20,750
I don't remember.
769
01:06:22,666 --> 01:06:25,916
Look, I know it isn't easy for you.
770
01:06:26,708 --> 01:06:28,458
So let me try and help, OK?
771
01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:34,166
Earlier, today, if you remember,
you were very upset.
772
01:06:35,666 --> 01:06:39,000
I was in the hall
when I heard you scream.
773
01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:41,458
I then ran into the changing room,
774
01:06:41,583 --> 01:06:44,208
where I found you in the corner
very distressed.
775
01:06:44,333 --> 01:06:45,500
I took you to my office,
776
01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:48,208
where you told me
that Lois had assaulted you.
777
01:06:48,333 --> 01:06:49,583
Is that right?
778
01:06:49,708 --> 01:06:52,041
No, it's not. Tell them!
779
01:06:52,166 --> 01:06:53,208
Lois!
780
01:06:53,208 --> 01:06:55,416
I'll need you to calm down.
781
01:06:59,083 --> 01:07:02,291
Just nod if that's what happened,
my love.
782
01:07:12,166 --> 01:07:13,750
You just have to nod, my love.
783
01:07:17,208 --> 01:07:18,541
Well done.
784
01:07:19,791 --> 01:07:21,416
I see.
785
01:07:22,833 --> 01:07:25,458
You were there, Miss Newman?
You saw what happened?
786
01:07:27,416 --> 01:07:29,208
Yeah, I did, yeah.
787
01:07:31,958 --> 01:07:33,250
Right.
788
01:07:35,250 --> 01:07:37,625
- What is wrong with you?
- Er, that's enough, Lois.
789
01:07:37,750 --> 01:07:39,416
I'm afraid
I'm gonna have to call your father.
790
01:07:39,541 --> 01:07:41,625
- Don't bother.
- Er, sit back down, please.
791
01:07:41,625 --> 01:07:44,208
Do you know, you haven't even
asked me what happened.
792
01:07:44,333 --> 01:07:46,666
You've asked all of them but not me.
793
01:07:47,583 --> 01:07:49,750
If you've got something to say...
794
01:07:52,708 --> 01:07:54,250
You're the worst of the lot.
795
01:07:54,916 --> 01:07:56,500
And you know it.
796
01:08:03,333 --> 01:08:04,708
Let her go.
797
01:08:11,666 --> 01:08:14,375
One, two... Lovely.
798
01:08:14,500 --> 01:08:16,416
I lose track.
799
01:08:16,541 --> 01:08:18,041
Actually, no, I lie.
800
01:08:18,750 --> 01:08:21,333
He'd just turned two there.
It was election night.
801
01:08:21,458 --> 01:08:23,458
Me and Bill were glued to the TV.
802
01:08:23,583 --> 01:08:25,500
Didn't notice him puking
all over himself.
803
01:08:28,916 --> 01:08:30,333
You never wanted kids?
804
01:08:32,333 --> 01:08:34,208
Ah, you'd be a great mum.
805
01:08:34,333 --> 01:08:36,375
I see you with the younger ones.
806
01:08:36,500 --> 01:08:37,833
They're lucky to have you.
807
01:08:47,791 --> 01:08:49,916
Looks more like a Mr Whippy
than a pint of Guinness.
808
01:10:00,791 --> 01:10:03,000
Watch us as we steal the show!
809
01:10:03,125 --> 01:10:07,291
T-Y-N-E-S-I-D-E, Tyneside!
810
01:10:11,166 --> 01:10:13,916
Here at home,
there's been another demonstration
811
01:10:14,041 --> 01:10:17,208
against Clause 28
of the Local Government Bill,
812
01:10:17,333 --> 01:10:19,500
the clause which seeks
to stop councils
813
01:10:19,625 --> 01:10:21,333
from promoting homosexuality.
814
01:10:21,333 --> 01:10:25,000
Well over 15,000 people marched
through Manchester,
815
01:10:25,125 --> 01:10:27,208
clogging the streets
before staging a rally
816
01:10:27,333 --> 01:10:28,625
in the city centre.
817
01:10:28,750 --> 01:10:31,791
As ordinary men and women,
818
01:10:31,916 --> 01:10:36,458
we demand the same rights,
819
01:10:36,583 --> 01:10:38,666
no more, no less.
820
01:10:39,666 --> 01:10:44,500
The same rights as other ordinary,
civilised, human beings...
821
01:10:44,500 --> 01:10:47,333
"
by the Nightwriters)
822
01:12:13,208 --> 01:12:14,166
Go away.
823
01:12:15,333 --> 01:12:17,416
- I need to talk to you.
- I'm late for work.
824
01:12:17,541 --> 01:12:18,833
I can give you a lift.
825
01:12:20,416 --> 01:12:21,583
I'm fine walking.
826
01:12:22,333 --> 01:12:24,625
- Lois...
- Why can't you just leave me alone?
827
01:12:33,916 --> 01:12:36,083
Do you actually think
I attacked Siobhan?
828
01:12:37,916 --> 01:12:39,041
No.
829
01:12:40,291 --> 01:12:41,250
Then why?
830
01:12:44,708 --> 01:12:46,875
I know you want more from me,
but it's not...
831
01:12:49,958 --> 01:12:51,375
I can't be that person for you.
832
01:12:51,375 --> 01:12:53,500
I never asked you to be anything.
833
01:12:55,125 --> 01:12:57,750
Not about what you ask,
though, is it?
834
01:13:34,791 --> 01:13:36,458
I don't like women
to use bad language.
835
01:13:36,583 --> 01:13:38,291
Very much against that, like.
836
01:13:38,416 --> 01:13:40,916
If you stub your toe
or drop a teacup or something...
837
01:13:42,166 --> 01:13:43,083
...what do you say?
838
01:14:14,708 --> 01:14:16,208
- Hi.
- Hiya.
839
01:14:17,750 --> 01:14:20,083
Erm... thanks for coming.
840
01:14:20,791 --> 01:14:22,125
Of course.
841
01:14:26,583 --> 01:14:28,416
Want something to drink?
842
01:14:28,416 --> 01:14:31,541
Erm, yeah. Yeah, in a sec, thank you. Erm...
843
01:14:32,583 --> 01:14:34,041
Look...
844
01:14:35,250 --> 01:14:37,500
I'm really sorry.
845
01:14:38,791 --> 01:14:40,333
- It's OK.
- No.
846
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:42,041
No, it's not.
847
01:14:43,041 --> 01:14:44,333
I should've told you,
848
01:14:44,458 --> 01:14:46,458
and I should've done everything differently.
849
01:14:47,583 --> 01:14:48,750
Erm...
850
01:14:50,041 --> 01:14:51,791
Sick in the head, remember?
851
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,500
She reminded me a bit of you,
you know?
852
01:14:59,083 --> 01:15:00,583
First time we met.
853
01:15:01,541 --> 01:15:03,666
- Who, Lois?
- That girl, yeah.
854
01:15:05,291 --> 01:15:06,583
No, she's nothing like me.
855
01:15:07,750 --> 01:15:10,208
Debs thought so, too,
you know, like...
856
01:15:10,333 --> 01:15:13,125
like, erm...
a deer in the headlights.
857
01:15:14,375 --> 01:15:16,583
I'm not a deer in the headlights,
am I?
858
01:15:16,708 --> 01:15:18,250
Sometimes.
859
01:15:18,375 --> 01:15:20,333
You know... skittish.
860
01:15:20,458 --> 01:15:21,416
Skittish?
861
01:15:23,041 --> 01:15:24,125
Is it?
862
01:15:25,083 --> 01:15:26,625
Anyway...
863
01:15:29,375 --> 01:15:30,583
Do you want something to eat?
864
01:15:32,291 --> 01:15:34,708
I ate before.
OK, yeah, I might.
865
01:15:39,333 --> 01:15:40,916
I'm sorry I didn't return your calls.
866
01:15:42,708 --> 01:15:44,916
- It's fine.
- No, it isn't.
867
01:15:48,666 --> 01:15:50,291
Look, I've...
868
01:15:50,291 --> 01:15:52,708
been here before with Donna, and...
869
01:15:52,708 --> 01:15:55,291
Donna cheated on you
with her husband.
870
01:15:55,291 --> 01:15:56,833
Yeah.
871
01:15:56,958 --> 01:15:58,333
Yeah, but, erm...
872
01:15:59,541 --> 01:16:02,000
...in the end, it's the same.
873
01:16:02,625 --> 01:16:04,125
Because she wasn't ready.
874
01:16:04,833 --> 01:16:05,958
And...
875
01:16:07,333 --> 01:16:10,208
I...I can't do that again.
876
01:16:10,208 --> 01:16:12,375
- I'm gonna quit my job.
- What?
877
01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:14,000
- Why?
- Because...
878
01:16:16,375 --> 01:16:17,833
You... you...
879
01:16:17,958 --> 01:16:19,291
I don't think
you should quit your job,
880
01:16:19,416 --> 01:16:21,791
because you love your job
and you're good at your job.
881
01:16:25,208 --> 01:16:26,250
I did something terrible.
882
01:16:29,916 --> 01:16:31,583
That girl, Lois from the club...
883
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:37,541
...I dobbed her in
to get her off my case.
884
01:16:39,958 --> 01:16:42,666
She's been suspended and I doubt
she's coming back after this.
885
01:16:47,625 --> 01:16:48,916
I...
886
01:16:50,041 --> 01:16:52,916
I don't think you should be
so hard on yourself.
887
01:16:54,625 --> 01:16:56,375
I wanna be with you, Viv.
888
01:16:57,291 --> 01:16:59,291
- We could go away somewhere.
- No...
889
01:16:59,416 --> 01:17:02,291
Look, if we forget everything
that's happened...
890
01:17:02,416 --> 01:17:03,833
then there will be something else.
891
01:17:03,833 --> 01:17:05,333
No.
892
01:17:05,458 --> 01:17:06,666
No, there won't.
893
01:17:06,791 --> 01:17:09,625
But... anyway,
I don't want to go away,
894
01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:11,625
because I like it here.
895
01:17:11,625 --> 01:17:14,166
Like, I'm happy. Here.
896
01:17:15,416 --> 01:17:19,250
This isn't what I wanted,
but I can't keep doing this.
897
01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:22,875
- You don't have to do this.
- I'm sorry, but I can't.
898
01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:25,666
- Please, Viv...
- I'm sorry. I can't.
899
01:17:25,791 --> 01:17:28,250
Come on, please. Viv, please!
900
01:17:51,583 --> 01:17:53,833
Excuse me.
You cannot smoke in here, pet.
901
01:17:53,958 --> 01:17:55,458
Well, what is this here for, then?
902
01:18:25,666 --> 01:18:27,250
Punch!
903
01:18:28,583 --> 01:18:31,416
Police stations don't offer crèches
for their employees.
904
01:18:31,541 --> 01:18:32,875
Why should hospitals?
905
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,541
It's a ridiculous idea.
906
01:18:34,666 --> 01:18:37,708
No, what the nursing profession needs
is more men.
907
01:18:37,833 --> 01:18:40,916
If nursing were perceived
as a male and female occupation,
908
01:18:41,041 --> 01:18:43,541
the same as, say, teaching,
or the civil service,
909
01:18:43,666 --> 01:18:46,125
there'd be a stronger gut feeling
amongst the powers that be
910
01:18:46,250 --> 01:18:47,333
to raise nurses' salaries.
911
01:18:47,458 --> 01:18:49,500
- I hadn't thought about it like that.
- In the meantime,
912
01:18:49,500 --> 01:18:51,291
what happens
when our children get sick?
913
01:18:51,416 --> 01:18:53,125
And they're picketing
outside the hospitals
914
01:18:53,250 --> 01:18:54,666
instead of doing their damn jobs.
915
01:18:54,666 --> 01:18:56,000
Well, quite.
916
01:18:56,625 --> 01:18:58,333
What's your take on all this,
Jean?
917
01:19:01,208 --> 01:19:03,083
- Well, erm...
- You must have an opinion.
918
01:19:03,083 --> 01:19:05,541
No, come on. That's enough.
919
01:19:05,541 --> 01:19:08,000
Tim, why don't you go refresh
the punchbowl?
920
01:19:14,083 --> 01:19:16,708
God, half-term really drags,
doesn't it?
921
01:19:16,833 --> 01:19:18,333
Feel like I'll need a holiday
to recover.
922
01:19:18,458 --> 01:19:19,791
Tell me about it.
923
01:19:23,791 --> 01:19:25,375
Right, who wants to go play
some party games?
924
01:19:29,125 --> 01:19:30,166
Sammy, you coming?
925
01:19:30,166 --> 01:19:32,041
We're gonna play party games.
926
01:19:32,166 --> 01:19:33,375
Go, go, go.
927
01:19:33,958 --> 01:19:34,916
Let's go, guys.
928
01:19:34,916 --> 01:19:36,500
It's been a nightmare.
929
01:19:36,625 --> 01:19:39,166
And it just drags on and on and on,
930
01:19:39,291 --> 01:19:41,375
and you know,
each time the lawyers are involved,
931
01:19:41,500 --> 01:19:43,875
you're paying out,
for them and the kids.
932
01:19:45,708 --> 01:19:47,416
Are they staying with their mum?
933
01:19:47,541 --> 01:19:50,000
Mostly, yeah, yeah.
I mean, like... yeah.
934
01:19:50,125 --> 01:19:53,083
I'm lucky if I see them once a week.
And you know, it's...
935
01:19:53,208 --> 01:19:56,041
I was, er, just telling Tim
about my divorce proceedings.
936
01:19:56,166 --> 01:19:58,833
They're bleeding me dry, I tell you. You...
937
01:19:58,833 --> 01:20:02,208
You women don't realise
how good you have it.
938
01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:05,750
It's just a joke.
939
01:20:07,041 --> 01:20:08,208
Bad joke.
940
01:20:08,208 --> 01:20:09,500
No offence meant.
941
01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:10,541
None taken.
942
01:20:11,083 --> 01:20:13,166
Jean went through all this
a few years back.
943
01:20:13,291 --> 01:20:16,375
Oh, right.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
944
01:20:16,500 --> 01:20:19,083
Well, you're still in one piece,
so that bodes well.
945
01:20:19,208 --> 01:20:20,708
Yeah, I quite enjoyed it, actually.
946
01:20:24,208 --> 01:20:25,916
Er, so, what do you do, Jean?
947
01:20:26,666 --> 01:20:28,291
- I'm a teacher.
- Fantastic.
948
01:20:28,416 --> 01:20:30,041
- What do you teach?
- PE.
949
01:20:30,166 --> 01:20:32,250
Right. That must be, er...
950
01:20:33,583 --> 01:20:34,833
Er, which school?
951
01:20:34,958 --> 01:20:36,291
Tyneside.
952
01:20:36,416 --> 01:20:38,250
Oh. That's a commute and a half,
isn't it?
953
01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:40,458
You didn't fancy, er...
954
01:20:40,583 --> 01:20:42,791
- What's Sammy's school called?
- St Christopher's.
955
01:20:42,916 --> 01:20:44,583
Yeah, St Christopher's.
956
01:20:44,583 --> 01:20:46,375
Jean actually used to teach
at St Christopher's.
957
01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:48,583
- Oh?
- I did for a while, yeah.
958
01:20:48,708 --> 01:20:50,416
What made you...?
959
01:20:50,541 --> 01:20:52,791
I got a bit sick of running
into the kids in the local shop.
960
01:20:52,916 --> 01:20:55,208
Fair enough.
961
01:20:55,333 --> 01:20:58,375
You know, I'd never thought of that.
It must be a right pain.
962
01:20:58,500 --> 01:21:01,333
Although, parent-teacher evenings...
963
01:21:01,458 --> 01:21:04,125
probably quite a good hunting ground
for the recently divorced.
964
01:21:04,250 --> 01:21:06,666
- Am I right, eh?
965
01:21:08,333 --> 01:21:09,625
Sorry.
966
01:21:10,833 --> 01:21:12,125
It's OK.
967
01:21:13,041 --> 01:21:15,583
You got a man on the scene
at the moment, then, have you, Jean?
968
01:21:16,291 --> 01:21:17,458
No. I haven't, no.
969
01:21:18,291 --> 01:21:20,375
Ah, well. Well, I'm sure...
970
01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:21,916
I'm a lesbian.
971
01:21:24,333 --> 01:21:25,375
Right.
972
01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:41,458
I've actually got to head off.
973
01:21:41,583 --> 01:21:43,375
Erm...
974
01:21:45,041 --> 01:21:46,500
Can you give this to Sammy?
975
01:21:48,916 --> 01:21:51,500
Thanks for the party. I love the...
976
01:21:54,458 --> 01:21:55,958
Nice to meet you, Carl.
977
01:21:56,458 --> 01:21:57,875
Er, Craig.
978
01:23:54,125 --> 01:23:55,208
What are you doing?
979
01:23:56,041 --> 01:23:57,291
- Can you get in the car?
- What?
980
01:23:58,125 --> 01:23:59,791
I wanna show you something,
that's all,
981
01:23:59,916 --> 01:24:02,166
- and I'll drop you home after.
- I'm grounded.
982
01:24:03,250 --> 01:24:05,208
Don't tell me
you've been sticking to that.
983
01:24:05,333 --> 01:24:07,750
I don't even have to talk to you,
OK?
984
01:24:09,041 --> 01:24:11,041
- Can you just get in?
- OK.
985
01:24:42,750 --> 01:24:43,916
Where are we?
986
01:24:46,541 --> 01:24:47,541
Look...
987
01:24:51,833 --> 01:24:53,833
...I'm damaged. OK?
988
01:24:58,500 --> 01:25:01,916
And in a way, you're not.
Well, at least, you don't have to be.
989
01:25:02,041 --> 01:25:03,625
If I don't have to be,
then why do you?
990
01:25:03,750 --> 01:25:05,125
I don't know.
991
01:25:05,250 --> 01:25:07,000
- Maybe it's too late.
- It's not right.
992
01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:09,708
- Pretending.
- Look, I don't expect you to understand.
993
01:25:09,708 --> 01:25:11,666
You're right. I don't.
994
01:25:11,666 --> 01:25:13,250
Look, people failed me.
995
01:25:25,291 --> 01:25:27,208
And now I failed you.
996
01:25:34,291 --> 01:25:37,041
I'm not trying to get myself
off the hook or anything like that.
997
01:25:47,375 --> 01:25:48,875
But I see you carrying this...
998
01:25:50,958 --> 01:25:52,416
...this thing.
999
01:25:54,583 --> 01:25:56,125
And you don't have to.
1000
01:25:56,250 --> 01:25:57,833
You're the one with the problem.
1001
01:25:57,958 --> 01:25:58,916
- Not me.
- Yeah, I know.
1002
01:25:59,041 --> 01:26:01,416
- I don't know why you think that...
- Yeah, I know.
1003
01:26:02,375 --> 01:26:04,041
Yeah, I know.
I know what I did was wrong.
1004
01:26:12,958 --> 01:26:14,916
You know...
1005
01:26:15,041 --> 01:26:17,083
it was Siobhan that kissed me.
1006
01:26:21,708 --> 01:26:23,166
Not that it matters now.
1007
01:26:44,958 --> 01:26:46,208
Shall we go?
1008
01:27:07,500 --> 01:27:09,958
- Hey, you came!
- Hiya.
1009
01:27:10,750 --> 01:27:13,083
- And who's this one?
- I'm Lois.
1010
01:27:13,083 --> 01:27:15,041
Hiya, Lois. Welcome.
1011
01:27:15,041 --> 01:27:16,625
You a friend of Jean's then?
1012
01:27:19,333 --> 01:27:20,916
Speech!
1013
01:27:22,375 --> 01:27:26,291
I just wanted to say
that as some of you already know,
1014
01:27:26,416 --> 01:27:28,250
money's been
a little scarce this year,
1015
01:27:28,375 --> 01:27:31,291
but thanks to the heroic efforts
of the Bog Fund...
1016
01:27:33,250 --> 01:27:35,583
...we were able to throw
a little something together.
1017
01:27:36,375 --> 01:27:38,708
So, Debs...
1018
01:27:38,833 --> 01:27:40,041
my love...
1019
01:27:41,125 --> 01:27:44,208
...these are for you. From all of us.
1020
01:27:44,333 --> 01:27:47,083
Well, technically not from us,
but they are for you.
1021
01:27:47,208 --> 01:27:49,666
Love you, babes. Happy birthday!
1022
01:27:49,791 --> 01:27:52,250
- To the Bog Fund!
- The Bog Fund!
1023
01:27:54,833 --> 01:27:56,625
Now let's get fucked up!
1024
01:28:01,333 --> 01:28:03,583
Hi, lady.
1025
01:28:03,708 --> 01:28:05,708
- We missed you.
- You all right?
1026
01:28:07,333 --> 01:28:08,333
What's the Bog Fund?
1027
01:28:09,750 --> 01:28:12,250
Right, so, say you get kicked out
by your parents,
1028
01:28:12,250 --> 01:28:14,583
or you can't pay your rent
or summat,
1029
01:28:14,583 --> 01:28:16,250
or you need a new pair of shoes,
1030
01:28:16,375 --> 01:28:18,541
then you can ask for money
from the Bog Fund.
1031
01:28:19,416 --> 01:28:22,166
Wait, so, anyone can ask for money?
1032
01:28:22,291 --> 01:28:25,083
Yeah, well, any poor lesbians
from the North East.
1033
01:28:25,208 --> 01:28:27,666
Babes, you don't have a drink.
Let's get you a drink.
1034
01:28:29,333 --> 01:28:30,625
I'll keep an eye on her.
1035
01:28:32,416 --> 01:28:35,000
- Where's the money come from?
- People like her.
1036
01:28:35,958 --> 01:28:37,708
Lesbians with proper jobs.
1037
01:28:37,833 --> 01:28:39,833
Teachers, lawyers, whatever.
1038
01:28:39,958 --> 01:28:43,750
They can put money in to, you know,
help out those who are more hard up.
1039
01:28:46,833 --> 01:28:49,041
How old are you, anyway?
You old enough for a drink?
1040
01:28:50,250 --> 01:28:52,583
Yeah, all right.
Come on, then.
1041
01:28:52,708 --> 01:28:55,208
♪ Maggie, Maggie, Maggie
Out, out, out!
1042
01:29:09,625 --> 01:29:11,583
♪ Maggie, Maggie, Maggie
Out, out, out!
1043
01:29:11,583 --> 01:29:13,958
♪ Maggie, Maggie, Maggie
Out, out, out!
1044
01:29:13,958 --> 01:29:16,333
♪ Maggie, Maggie, Maggie
Out, out, out!
1045
01:29:16,333 --> 01:29:18,791
♪ Oh, Maggie, Maggie, Maggie
Out, out, out!
1046
01:29:18,791 --> 01:29:21,375
♪ Maggie, Maggie, Maggie
Maggie, Maggie, Maggie
1047
01:29:21,375 --> 01:29:23,500
♪ Maggie, Maggie, Maggie
Out, out, out! ♪
1048
01:29:24,333 --> 01:29:27,208
♪ I don't need anybody else
1049
01:29:32,416 --> 01:29:34,250
♪ I'll never let you go
1050
01:29:37,291 --> 01:29:39,833
♪ Because I love you so
1051
01:29:40,583 --> 01:29:43,833
♪ I don't want anybody else... ♪
1052
01:29:55,458 --> 01:29:57,041
How did we look?
1053
01:29:57,041 --> 01:29:58,208
Erm...
1054
01:29:58,333 --> 01:30:00,583
Oi! We were stunning.
1055
01:30:02,208 --> 01:30:03,791
Ignore her, babe.
1056
01:30:03,916 --> 01:30:06,041
I think she's all bitter
and heartbroken.
1057
01:30:15,458 --> 01:30:17,250
♪ This song is on my mind
1058
01:30:17,375 --> 01:30:19,291
♪ All I wanna hear
1059
01:30:20,333 --> 01:30:24,750
♪ Hold tight
You know that I love you...
1060
01:30:40,791 --> 01:30:42,375
Er, what are you doing out here?
1061
01:30:53,583 --> 01:30:54,750
Hi.
1062
01:30:56,333 --> 01:30:57,791
Hiya.
1063
01:30:57,916 --> 01:31:00,208
♪ And ever since
The love I'm feeling
1064
01:31:00,208 --> 01:31:02,666
♪ Is burning bright
1065
01:31:02,791 --> 01:31:06,291
♪ I feel so good
There's only one thing on my mind...
1066
01:31:08,791 --> 01:31:10,750
I'll be back in, in a sec.
1067
01:31:10,750 --> 01:31:12,000
OK.
1068
01:31:12,833 --> 01:31:14,583
♪ This song is on my mind
1069
01:31:14,583 --> 01:31:17,041
♪ All I wanna hear
1070
01:31:17,583 --> 01:31:19,291
♪ The melodies of love
1071
01:31:19,416 --> 01:31:22,250
♪ Singing from your heart
1072
01:31:22,375 --> 01:31:24,250
♪ This song is on my mind
1073
01:31:24,375 --> 01:31:27,166
♪ All I wanna hear
1074
01:31:27,291 --> 01:31:29,666
♪ Hold tight
1075
01:31:30,333 --> 01:31:32,166
♪ Baby I love you
1076
01:31:46,208 --> 01:31:48,041
♪ The melodies of love
1077
01:31:48,166 --> 01:31:50,333
♪ Singing from your heart
1078
01:31:51,125 --> 01:31:52,250
♪ This song is on my mind ♪
71046
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