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Are these the hopefuls?

-Yes, my lord. -Hey! Lord!

-Eh! -Jesus!

-Hey… Hey! -Eh!

Please sir, we don't want to do again.

-In fact Ebuka, it was a mistake. -Err, yes.

Aki, behave yourselves!

-Be strong! -What do you mean?

We don't want to do again.

-In fact, we want to go back to the shop. -Yes sir, yes sir, please.

-Ebuka… -Hey! sit!

-Eh!! -Hey!

Ebuka, tell him now…

So that God will accept our hearts.

I thought you said they were ready.

Yes my lord. They are.

Aki… Pawpaw…

What is wrong with you? Be strong so that you will become powerful.

-Which strong-- -What power?

-We don't want it again. -Sir, he's…

he's lying, we are not ready.

Both of you have desecrated this

shrine!

-Eh! -You will pay for it.

-Eh! -God!

Ebuka, I have not written my will, I have not--

-Shhhhh…!

The two of you…

will swear an oath of silence.

Eh!

Repeat after me

My eyes have seen.

-My eyes have seen. -My eyes have seen.

My ears have heard.

-My ears have heard. -My ears have heard.

What my lips may not speak.

-What my lips may not speak. -What my lips may not speak.

And if my lips may speak it.

-And if my lips may speak it. -And if my lips may speak it.

-You will… die! -Eh!

-Oh! -Blood of Jesus!

-Oh God! -Shushhh!

-God! -Oh God!

-Repeat it!

-Oh God! -Repeat!

-You…will…die. -No!

What?

Both of you…

Repeat…

I… will… die!

I… will… die!

I have not written my will Ebuka, I have not written my will.

-Come. -Eh!

-No -Eh… no!

-Ebuka… no, no now. -Go.

-Come! -Ebuka don't do this…

Tell him we're not doing again.

Ebuka, please tell him.

Please tell him now.

-Ehhh! -Oh God!

You are welcome to the great Kingdom of Umuokpabia.

Real men.

It is about to go down.

Yes.

Aki and Pawpaw.

This is the time to anoint them.

If you are with me, join me in praying fervently

that God will continue to anoint them.

And be sure that this oil

will never dry.

Amen!

I hereby anoint you.

Aki Pawpaw

-I also hereby-- -Useless boys.

Instead of you to wake up, and make yourselves useful.

You are just here… sleeping!

-That all y'all know.

-Ah. -Sleep. Sleep. Sleep!

Ah.

-Brenda!

-Hey…

Do you want to hit me with the bucket?

-My husband! -What is going on here?

-My husband! -Eh?

-Eh! My husband! -No wait…

Uncle, she poured us water.

-You can lie. -Hmm, I… I… I saw it.

-You saw it, eh? -It almost hit her!

What were you trying to do?

-No, I'm asking… -Talk!

Just because I woke them up to do house chores.

They both throw the bucket at me.

Wicked children!

-Eh! -Hmm!

-Talk, don't you have a voice? -Why are you breathing heavily?

-She poured us water. -Shut up your mouth

and go and do what she asked you to do!

Simple thing…

-Wake up. -Look at his face.

Simple thing.

-Mop the floor! Mop the floor! -Sorry, my dear.

Stupid children.

If you like, spend the next two weeks rolling the mat.

-Pawpaw. -Hmm?

Don’t worry. We will make it… one day.

And the likes of Brenda will stop looking down on us.

We will make it.

I dreamed where we were being treated like royalty

and papa was very proud of us.

And you woke up to… this nonsense.

-This…

Leave this thing. Just focus.

-You are right. -Focus.

-Eyes on the goal. -Uh huh.

-It's focus. -Focus. Hmm?

Out with it.

It's, it’s nothing. We can talk about it tomorrow.

It's late.

Okay. I was thinking.

Hmm? Since this is in the bag,

maybe it is time that I got that salary increase and screen credit

for the beautiful work as you promised.

And remember you said that…

I know what I said, Samantha.

This job puts us in a position to increase our charges and

consequently, your salary.

But err… Not just yet.

So, what about…

my screen credit for the intellectual property I created for the company?

Exactly. For the company.

Read your contract.

Demide?

Umm… Paragraph four section two says, and I quote…

"Any intellectual property created for the company stays with the company".

-Thank you very much. -Thank you.

Yeah. So, I only promised you the credit as a favour, it is not your right.

Know your place, my darling.

For real?

-Wow!

Samantha sometimes, we work for the experience and not the money.

Listen. I am only training you to own yourself.

You will be a boss someday. It's high time you start thinking like one.

I appreciate all that you do for me or have done for me, I say thank you.

Thank you but I don’t think I am paid well enough.

I have had a long day, we've all had a long day.

All I want is a quiet, peaceful drive back home. Is that too much to ask?

Panshak.

Do you know that I haven’t gotten a raise in three years?

-Three years!

Get out!

Outside?

Panshak…

We are in the middle of the road.

We are on a highway.

-It is dangerou-- -Ah.

-It's really-- -Blup.

Eh eh eh.

-What if? -Go out!

De, de, de, de.

-Demide? -Yes.

-Move away.

Uh.

-Hello Do-Do.

I'm outside.

Give me the key.

My dear.

Why do you look so worried?

What's up with you?

I have been through a lot today.

Give me the key.

Do you know what you need?

-What?

Do you know what you need right now?

Tell me.

Mummy Nki's special peppersoup.

Listen to what you're telling me…

With a cold bottle of Orijin…

A very cold Orijin beer to wash it down.

All expense paid on me.

Please! Please! Please! Please!

What he did is unforgiveable.

And he is not even paying you well. If he was really paying you well,

by now I would have helped you purchase a good fairly used car.

You would have given me the money by now.

He is a nice guy. Sometimes, he can be a nice guy.

It's just that… Sometimes his brain…

His brain fluctuates sometimes.

He's a nice guy,

but his brain fluctuates like NEPA.

When the light goes off

you become Okrika When the light comes on, you become abada.

Is that it?

Hmm? Sam-Sam?

Anyway, when the fox cannot reach the juicy grapes,

he makes excuses for it.

As in, what are you saying? As in what is--

What I am trying to say is that the guy does not regard you, babe.

The guy doesn't regard you. He doesn't care about anything you do for him.

Understand this.

Or is there something you are not telling me?

Ahh! Mummy Nki!

The pepper-soup is nice.

Like what?

Maybe…

-God forbid! -Watch, you're spitting at me!

God won't allow it. Listen to yourself.

-See what you are imagining. -What do you want me to say?

Eh! No! No! No!

It's not it. it's not it. It's not it.

-So, what is it? -It's not it. it's not it.

What is it?

I helped built his brand from the scratch

I built his brand from the scratch.

With my blood, my tears, my knowledge.

With your blood, your tears, your knowledge, you can build your own.

Where do I start from, Do-Do?

From the bottom, Sam-Sam.

Start from the bottom.

Start building gradually.

Before you know it, you will have the biggest blog in town.

You've not thought about this thing.

Have you thought about it?

Do you know the plenty positivity and possibilities

in you building your own brand and blog?

I know, I have thought about it since. I can't.

Then what happened?

I can't, I can't.

I signed a contract.

Everytime I come here you people refuse to give me my change.

No, the other day it was 50 Naira,

another time five Naira, ten Naira, those are--

-Give me my change! -Eh!

Ah ahn. Sir, what happened?

Madam Nki, they are dragging my change with me.

-and this is not the first time. -No!

-Ah. -We…

-We don't… -We are just playing.

We thought you were going to buy another…

-Dragging your change with you? -We're just joking

-with him… -What type of play?

This is how armed robbery starts.

-Don't worry. -Good, good.

See.

Give him his change.

Mister, Mister. Please wait. Don't be offended.

In life,

God gives one problem or the other to all his creatures.

Even you cannot tell me you don't have any problems.

My God-given problems are these boys.

In fact, He added this one to the list.

I beg you in God's name.

And this one… to make three.

What can I do? I beg you in God's name.

The only normal person here is this one.

And it is even just a little. I beg you in God's name.

Don't let them attend to me again.

Let that person start attending to me.

-Or I will stop coming here. -This one again?

Please don't be annoyed.

-Sir, your phone…Your phone -Sorry, Uncle.

-Your phone. -Don't be annoyed.

-Don't be offended Thank you. -Take it easy.

Don't be annoyed. You know what?

At this point,

you have both tried. Please leave. You are fired.

-Aha! -Finally!

You can't do that Ma.

We were only messing with him.

Is he your age mate?

You see customers are looking at me like a mad person.

Finally, I am happy with this decision. Let them go.

Mummy, you will live long.

Anyone who says otherwise

Will go blind and be hit by a moving truck.

-And die. -Sam-Sam.

Mummy oh oh oh.

You will live long.

Are you dancing with them? They are setting a trap for you.

Come on! Leave this place!

I have shut my eyes.

If I open them and you're still here, I will break bottles on your heads.

-Eh! -One…

Just like a that, these boys are jobless in Lagos.

As in eh. I pity them.

-If I open my eyes… -I pity them.

Maybe you can come and replace them.

-How? -Because Mummy Nki would treat

you better than Panshak.

I will slap you. What are you saying?

-I have sacked-- -Madam! Madam!! Please come.

What do you want? Do you want more pepper-soup?

-Nothing happened. -Did you like it?

-Was it spicy enough? -It's alright.

I want to ask you about these your children.

-Which one? These ones? -These your children

God forbid bad thing.

They are not my children. They are my neighbors.

They came to work here. I just helped them.

I helped but they are repaying my kindness with evil.

But they did not give any problems when they served us.

-At all! -They didn't stress us.

We're not problematic!

I know Aki and Pawpaw.

-They do not give problems. -Yes!

They seem like they can change.

-And since I have known them… -Or won't you change?

They can never change!

We have changed since yesterday. Don't mind her.

Mad people.

Madam please.

Please give them one last chance.

I will follow this English saying

customers are always right.

So I want you to be right this time because I know

the next time, you will be wrong.

-Mummy Nki! Mummy Nki! -You are a good person!

-Stop it, I am shy.

-Let me continue to work -Thank you Aunty.

Good morning sir.

Morning… sir.

-Samantha! -Sir!

That is the outfit I got you for the party later tonight

Eh?

Oh err… okay. Uhm.

Oh It's, it's lovely, it's gorgeous.

Two-piece. I love two-piece, I love it.

Thank you, thank you very much. I love it.

Alright, I will get back to work now. Thank you.

-Awww. -Wait, wait, wait.

Give Demide your lunch order so you can have something to eat.

Wow… That's very generous of you.

-Yes. -Thank so much Panshak, thank you.

Tell her to get me my Peak milk.

-The usual. -Okay.

Panshak.

Your Stylist is on standby and I got the escort for cheaper this time.

-Good girl.

Word on the street? Everyone is talking about your party. They are excited.

-As they should. -I know.

The content will be insane. I can’t wait.

So erm… Panshak, is there any other thing you need me to do for you?

He wants his usual.

Now.

-So, Panshak? -Hmm?

When are you giving me the promotion we spoke about?

You know I can do it better than Samantha.

Wait.

Do you want a promotion or do you want Samantha’s position?

Whatever you call it. You know I can do it better than her.

And you are going to show me

how… bad you want it.

You know I want it bad.

Mmm-hmm.

Amazing party, my darling.

Like everyone was saying, it was mad o

-It was amazing.

Yes, yes. So, any comments about my outfit?

The real question is who didn’t talk about your outfit?

-You don't say. -It was gorgeous. It's beautiful.

I love it.

Pictures?

-Oh hello, how are you? -Fine.

Oh, pictures with Panshak. Okay.

Lovely.

Thank you my darling, thank you.

So, did you meet with any new brands?

Of course, yes. They are delighted to work with you immediately .

Of course, everyone wants a taste of this gorgeousness.

-You know this and they know this.

So, I want this trending by morning. I want traffic on our page.

-Okay. -Speaking of which,

I want pictures of myself with Tunde Ednut first

-and exclusively on ours. -Ehn? Tunde Ednut?

-Yes, Tunde Ednut. -Was he at this party?

Tunde Ednut was there.

I saw him. He stood beside me, we shook hands.

What the hell are you talking about?

I, I didn't… I didn't see him at this party.

You had just one job!

Take a picture of the old and the new; the dethroned and the man on the throne.

Show my dominance! But of course, you just had to screw this one up!

Oh, it's nothing. Just a little ra-ah, it's fine.

-I'm sorry. -I don't care how you do it.

But I want to see that picture with a fabulous write-up

on Classics first thing in the morning, exclusive!

Or else, it is your head on a chopping board.

-Hi. -Hello darling.

You look good.

Oh that dress. You should be on Classics.

Hm! Yes, tell me more about this awesomeness.

Maybe you should alight because you are just making noise.

Parking is not allowed here.

Get in.

Hurry up, parking is not allowed here.

Driver, I'm going to Delima estate.

-Eh? -Delima estate.

I don't know there.

-Gegema? Gegema… Gegema… -Oh okay… It is in Aba!

But I don't know, I'm not from around here. I just…

If you're going to Abia, you will have to board a bus from Ojota.

-Yes. -Aba.

I don't know, I'm not from around here. I just have small business to do there.

Then go get a bus to Abia at Ojota and stop disturbing us.

No. Here, here.

-Here? Not here. -Hmn.

Wait! You people, hope it is not "Degema" or whatever you're headed.

Nooo! Nooo!

-We're going to… -Where are you going?

We are going to third roundabout. That's where we're going.

But after the second roundabout.

Jean Claude Van-Damme? No one seems to know where the place is.

I need to find the place, it's very important.

Eh what?

What about Jean Claude Van-Damme? What's his business with this?

I need to find Delima estate.

I'm a sailor, I need to go back to the sea this weekend.

-Sailor? -Yes.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

-Oh… You drive ship! -Yes!

Pirate of the Caribbean?

Now you compere?

I compere.

-Do you understand? -Yes

Are you sure he is not a "Mer-man"?

"'Mer-man"?

-I compere -Do you understand?

Why are you going to "Degema"?

I have supplies to deliver to my client, before I go back to the sea this weekend.

Crayon?

-Crayon. -Are you selling crayon?

No, not crayons… su… sup… supplies.

-To deliver to… -Supplies to…

-Aha. -Business partner.

Yes, he says he has a business partner.

-Yes. -We…

-We… no you. -Are you his interpreter?

Have you known him before now?

How can you understand what he is saying?

-How do you understand what he is saying? -Just in bits.

-Little by little? -Little by little.

Have you called the business partner?

He gave me an address, I have the number, but it is not going through.

But I have the address.

Maybe… one of you can help me deliver? When the number goes through?

The driver will take you there.

The driver will take him where?

The driver will take him where?

-So they will rob and kidnap me. -Wait, wait.

Okay. What do you want to deliver?

-Uh, Photo-paper. Photo-paper. -Photo paper?

-Pepper? -What is photo paper?

Oh please!

-That is pepper! -Not pepper!

Eh Come again…

-Photo-paper -Paper!

-I compere -Yes!

It's like this man's a Frenchman.

-Paper! Paper! -Do you speak

French?

-Do you speak French? -Just a little.

Where is the supply?

It's in the boot, I can show you. It's in the boot.

I don't want, before you will show me bomb.

No no… no bomb. It's in my bag in the boot. I can show you.

Erm… let's check it.

-Let's check it. -Thank you very much.

Let us just help you.

Maybe you should know where you're going to.

Wow.

-I assure you, no problem. -Mmm-hmm.

Let me park here so that you will check it.

You want to park here?

Yes.

What did you hear?

Is that not what you heard me say?

Or shouldn't I check your photo-paper?

-So I want to show him

-the photo paper in the boot. -Okay.

Hope this is not a bomb.

-You know I asked you earlier. -No.

How do you do it?

-Aaahh! Eh!

Hurry! Come and see!

Ah! Ah! Ah!

It worked!

Ahhhh!

-What is that? -It's dollars!

Real dollars!

-Real Dollar o! Authentic. -Eh Uh!

-Authentic! -There it is.

-Just like magic. See! -Authentic. Magic.

-It's magic! -Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!

-So you mean all these paper is money? -Yes!

This is the chemical that is used to wash it and it turns into money.

-Wonderful! -These are hundred dollar notes.

OPP. OPG. OPC. OPS.

OPZ.

-100 dollar. -Yes.

Wow! Wow!

Now that your guy isn't picking up, how will you handle it?

Errm… If I'm unable to reach him, maybe the money is all mine.

But I'm going to need some Naira, so that I can buy

some more chemicals to wash the money.

Everything is your own. Ha!

At least we should get a little share.

Yes! Yes! No problem. If you help me, I help you too.

Two aside, two aside.

My Brothers! My Brothers!

Will it not be good if we gather money and help this guy buy the chemicals?

Yes, but we don't have money.

How much?

I know the chemical

I think it is ₦150,000.

Whatever you have, I will add mine to it.

-₦150,000 -I have more bags, I can bring it

so we can wash it together.

-You have more? -Huh?

Yes… Yes. Everything is about $150,000.

Which is about ₦75,000,000.

Money!

I am a millionaire!

Eh come… can you… can you give us ehm…

No. No. By… by the end of the month

We will collect our salary. We can raise thirty thousand.

When are you getting paid?

Month end.

No… No… No…!

That is too far.

I have to go back to the sea. I don't have time.

I don't have time.

I have to go back to the sea.

Two aside. It's too far!

It's too far! Like this man said.

Let's find the money.

If we get ₦75,000,000 Aahhh!

You'll be big boys!

You will start walking this way.

Okay! Come!

Give us till tomorrow.

-Till tomorrow? -Tomorrow.

I will personally buy the chemicals.

So that this man will not scam us.

-Till tomorrow. -Tomorrow

How do you want to… Where do you want to get the money?

-Don't worry. -Comprehende! Ya!

-Everything okay? -Okay.

-Delima Estate? -Yes, I live there.

-You live there? -Oh, I live in Delima Estate.

-You live in Delima? -That's where I…

Aki, take this cooler inside.

-Okay. -Once you're in

you should pack all the drinks that have been inside that place…

-Aki! -No problem.

-Yes, I'm coming. -You, wash…

-What's all this? -Aki!

-are you retarded? -I'm coming.

Are you deaf?

The way you call my name ehn… Aki! Aki! Aki!

Fool! Come and take this money to Ade.

Then check behind that counter, you'll see a big sack.

Take it with you.

-What happened?

-Snake! -Jesus Christ!

-I saw it. -Where?

-Jesus! Jesus! -Snake.

-Snake, snake! -Snake!

-Snake! -Where is it?

Inside. Inside.

Why did you come outside then?

-You want the snake to bite me? -Go and kill it. Are you not a man?

Wasn't it you that saw it?

Are you not a human being?

-Go! Go and kill it. -You're a man!

Hey! Snake inside our store!

Yes! Yes!

-Err… -Where is it?

I did not see the snake. Maybe it ran away through that hole.

-Behind that counter.

Maybe… so you did not see the snake?

-You said it's gone? -It's not there now.

-That means it's still inside? -You see what I've been saying? That hole

should be blocked.

-Yes. -Even if it wants to come.

It can bite you people or swallow you.

I don't mind.

But it should not bite my customer.

Are we not humans too?

Anyway, you know what?

Go bring the money I gave to you and give it to him.

So he will go and meet Wasiu,

so he will bring some cement and we will block that place.

Yes, that's true.

Won't you go? Are you shaking like a leaf?

Go!

Wasiu and I will buy half bag of cement.

Half bag costs ₦3850. I will buy it myself.

Ah Ahn! What!?

The money I counted here just now?

Ah Ah!

Eh! Mummy Nki!

Mummy Nki come it has happened!

The ₦15,000 that I just placed on the table…

I can't find it anymore.

-What did you say? -I kept it on the table.

I can't find it anymore!

-Just now! -Who stole it?

Search her! Search her!

Aki!

Wait!

Mummy Nki, I cannot steal from you.

How would I know that? Did I give birth to you?

I can only trust even my own child to a certain extent.

See how soft your body is, you don't even…

Mummy you know that I can never in this…

-Won't you shut up? -Search her well.

The ₦15,000 I counted just now.

-Raise your hands. -If I slap you!

Ahnahn!

Eh, God.

Is the money in ₦500 notes or ₦1000?

Shut up and quit saying nonsense.

You want to steal meat with this toothpick, right?

You want to steal… see it.

He would steal meat and pick his teeth with this toothpick.

It is the dry meat you gave to me.

No problem.

-Check my face. -PawPaw!

₦15,000 that I counted just now.

-Obrekete PawPaw! -I'm coming!

-PawPaw! -Yes!

-Come. -Ehn!

-Let me help you search him. -I was counting it before Aki said snake.

-Don't help me! -What is happening?

-We saw a snake. -That doesn't matter.

₦15,000 is missing, stop asking questions!

-Raise your hand.

₦15,000, just now right in my presence!

-What is happening? -I counted it.

I don't trust Aki.

Don't call my name. Don't call my name again.

-It is finished. -I only saw a snake

-not steal ₦15,000 -You know what will happen?

You have stolen it right?

Yoruba people say…

"Everyday for the thief, one day for the owner"

It means everyday for the thief, one day for the owner.

Me, the owner of the money.

Don't worry, the day I will catch you all is coming.

And I will tell them to bring Ayilala water

You all will drink it and die!

-If you know, you know. -You know.

-If you don't know, you don't know. -You don't know.

When a cunning man dies, another cunning man buries him.

They think they're wise.

Count it quickly.

One, two, three, four, five

six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen,

-How much? -Fifteen thousand.

-Fifteen thousand. -Ehn.

We'll…

We will go and check our savings, I have like five thousand to complete it.

I have seven thousand

So if we add five thousand to fifteen, twenty.

Plus my seven thousand, that is twenty seven thousand.

Then we will find small change like three thousand to complete it.

Yeah , yeah, yeah.

We are rich.

-Okay, let me call them. -Call them.

I am so happy.

This sun is scorching hot.

-Hey! My friends! -Yes.

-My brother -My friends, how is it going?

My brothers, I thought you weren't coming anymore.

What's going on? Can we leave now?

-No!

-Let's go, so we can get everything. -Err…

-No, we are not going with you people. -No.

We prefer you give us the chemicals and the black paper. We will change it to--

-No, that is not the plan! -Oh! Problem!

My brothers.

If you let this opportunity pass me by, I won't be happy with you at all.

See, it is either you give us our own portion or the deal is off.

-Hmm mmn

Which deal is off? Which…

How will you change it? Do you even know how to change it?

Is it not to wash it?

-Sharp, sharp. -If it is washing, just leave it to us.

We will do the washing.

-You will wash it yourself. -Yes, front and back.

-You sure? -Sure.

You don't need my assistance?

-No no. -You don't need my help?

You will teach us, we learn and we practice.

-Yes and wash the money. -Yes.

Okay, if you insist.

If you say so, if you say so.

I don't like people who are inconsistent.

This is the reason Osama Bin Laden was killed.

Stop… who killed Osama, was it you?

You said you would do it one way, but now you have switched things up.

This is the chemical.

Mmm-hmm.

What? The chemical?

-Chemical?

-Huh? -What is all these?

Yo! Yo! What's up everybody?

-How y'all doing here mehn? -What's up everybody?

Enjoy your beer right?

Enjoy your beer. Beer is life.

Yeah Mama.

-Be happy. -How you doing, innit

What's up Avwenayerin?

Who is Avwenayerin?

What's up man?

You don't wanna shake me? Damn!

Hey golden mama, what's up mama? Beautiful mama.

Where have you people been?

We have been busy trying to make more money mehn.

-Yeah. -And if you follow our government,

-we are gonna give you more money mehn. -Now listen mum.

-We are working on something, alright? -Uh huh.

If that thing works out amma spoil you a little mehn.

If you don't shut your mouth, I'll shut it for you.

If you do not go to the backyard and count those crates this minute

I will injure you with this thing.

Now take it easy mehn, take it easy. It's not that deep you know.

I mean mehn.

It's not that deep, you know what I'm saying.

-This life is sweet mehn. -I swear.

-Ah ya ya -It's like

God wants to punish both of you.

Anything you'd like to tell me?

Like what?

I don't know, you tell me.

I don't know what you mean.

What is this?

What is what?

This… this new attitude that you have been throwing around lately.

I don’t know. Maybe I’m just happy. Inner peace.

Oh?

Inner peace.

Well then. Maybe you can peacefully help me fix this mess.

My God!

What is that?

Erm… This is… This is erm…

It is a social media account.

Really? You don't say.

How do they have access to all the footage from my party and I do not?

-Did you invite them? -Ehn? No.

Maybe they… they… crashed the party and…

…they seem like a new account.

Obviously! And that page has had more traffic than mine in the past 24 hours.

For real?

Are you blind?

-Yes, no, sorry.

They kicked off their wretched page with photos from my party and they tagged me.

Fix it!

Find out who they are and run that page out of business immediately.

The audacity!

When we make the money, I will go and bring Rita

then I will marry her.

We will tour round the world.

I will become the president and she will be first lady.

-That is your business.

I am first buying a Porsche car.

And I will customize the name.

-PawPaw.

World famous PawPaw.

We will count a lot of money.

Mix it very well.

Okay, pour. Pour a little more.

Are you sure you are mixing it well?

You don't know how to mix it.

-Aha.

Remove this one. This one has spoilt.

-Put another one -This one, spoil?

Okay, let me count.

One, two, three, four, five, six

-I hope this thing works -seven, eight

-After all we spent. -Ehn?

And all, all our savings.

See… see this. Keep trying.

-Call his number. -Huh?

Call his number!

His number is switched off.

-Huh? -Eh…

-Yahoo plus. -Avwenayerin!

So this is what you do!

-No. It is not yahoo. -It is not yahoo?

-It is what? -It is a chemical reaction.

Do you think I am blind?

-It is paper. -Paperwork. Paperwork.

-It is not Yahoo. -Ehn?

-It is paper. -It is paper?

-Experiment. -Experiment.

-You do Yahoo plus. -No

-it is paper work. Let's show you. -No problem. No problem.

I won't expose you.

-No Problem! I won't say anything. -Avwenayerin

-Avwenayerin, let's show you how to do it. -Avwenayerin.

-Come pour some chemical. -No problem, just carry on.

-It's a chemical reaction. -I won't say anything.

Continue, continue. No problem. Do your paperwork.

I use my grandmother…

-Mummy Nkiru! -Avwenayerin

-Everyone, come and see! -Avwenayerin please, please.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Who you are finding?

-We are yet to open. -Err…

Sorry, I am looking for those small, small boys.

They work here.

Aki and Pawpaw?

Please, are they inside? I am looking for them.

They have go.

They do bad things and my Mummy Nki now punished them.

They have go.

Yeah.

Do you know if they will ever come back here?

Hmm…

Now that you said they have been fired, I don't know…

I don't know.

Do you have any way I can locate them?

A means to speak with them.

Do you have any connections?

Please, I need to speak with them.

-Uh… hmm… -Please.

Next week.

-Next week. -Hmn.

Okay.

Okay, let me give you…

This is my official card. Call me, call me next week.

Just call me once you have anything that can help.

True to God Ma. We did not steal it, we borrowed it

Yes Ma, we will return it when we receive our salary.

-Shhh! -Which… which salary?

Which salary are you talking about?

Ah, are these ones foolish?

Oh, you think you are still working here.

I have sacked you.

So just get out of beer parlour, you cannot work in my beer parlour again

Mama Nkiru please. Just forgive them, please I am begging you

Please.

-Forgive them please. -See, Uche.

-Hmmn? -I have forgiven them enough.

-I know. -Even God, Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

He says if people hurt you seven times.

You should multiply by seven and forgive them

-Exactly. -but these ones

have hurt me a billion times.

I have forgiven them about seven hundred and seventy eight times.

If you count it well it may be more.

-It could be more. -Yes.

Uche, take your trouble with you. I'm no longer interested.

Please. Just this one last chance.

Please.

Let them work till Christmas.

By that time, I will know how to package them and return them to the village.

-Please. -Yes ma.

Please, let them be busy doing something.

Because these ones, I know them.

If I should allow them to remain idle for one minute, they will even do worse.

Please.

Please? Hm?

Please. Sorry.

Please. Please.

Uche I swear… You can't…

Uche, I am just going to do this because of you.

-I know -I will give them the lastest chance.

And after these chances, there is

-no last chance again. -Thank you

It is only because you are a good neighbor to me.

And because you come from my husband's village.

Because these children… They are the devil's incarnate.

But my mummy, you said the last time was the last, last time

you pushed them to go. Now again you are saying this is the last time

-Why do you always say-- -Shut up.

Fool.

-She has accepted.

Mummy, he wants beer and peppersoup.

Mad woman!

Go and collect it.

Serve!

Rubbish.

-Thank you for the other day. -Yes, thank you.

But I heard… You guys got into more trouble?

-Ah. -Eh…

But we have repented,

we have repented. We are not like that.

We don't look for trouble. It is just that if trouble trouble us…

-We trouble it back. -We trouble it back.

Don't say that, don't say that.

Sorry, I want to ask. Sorry.

Eh Please, where are you from?

-We are from Imo. -Imo

What about you? I know you are from Lagos, right?

I am from Enugu.

My sister!

She's our sister!

So, you are Igbo.

-Hey! Adaeze, I know.

And they call me Adaeze!

Let me tell you the truth, we are now well behaved.

You people are just talking, she did not even buy anything.

My mummy will soon come.

-Busybody! -I will

-tell my mummy. -Do you know who you are talking to?

You are talking to Adaeze.

-My mummy will soon come. -She is my sister.

Can we buy drinks now?

Yes, how many?

-Okay, come and sit down. -I should bring for all of us?

-All of us is? -Our four.

Okay, it's fine.

Pack those things and keep them inside.

Don't mind her, she is bad market.

So you're an Igbo girl?

Which local government?

Champion!

With this oh.

-It doesn't go alone.

Do cheers…

Cheers!

Cheer.

I love this, man.

-Smile.

-Focus.

-Focus, focus.

-Well done Ma. -Good afternoon Ma.

What happened? What are you looking for?

How can I help you? What exactly do you want?

Err… Madam

we came to remind you that we would be traveling to the village tomorrow.

-For Christmas. -Safe journey.

The God that I serve will follow you and bring you back safely.

Er… Mummy it is just that, we will be needing that our salary

because we want to go home and see our father.

-We’ve not seen him in a long while. -Yes, yes, yes, our father.

No problem. You should have started with that.

-Thank you. -You now went to start with another thing.

-Sorry Ma, thank you Ma. -It's okay.

Take.

Ehn?

Take.

I don't have ₦500 notes. That is ₦1000.

You both should share it equally.

I should use it to go and buy something for you?

No, don't buy anything. That is your salary.

Ah…Ah! Oh Okay.

I get it, I get it. What did you think?

That money you stole from me.

After you begged me, you thought it was all over, right?

Please, how was I to make the money?

How was I to make back the money? Tell me!

How?

We did not steal your money, ask Avwenayerin.

And it has been a long time that we saw our father.

-Yes. -And we really want to go home

-and see him. -Please, please.

It is not my business.

If you like, get home to a dead father, that is your cup of tea.

-Eh! -It is not my cup of tea.

Some of your mates don't have jobs.

You have a job, but don't know what you're doing.

Anyway, let me advise you.

You see those large trucks heading to the East…

that transport onions? You both should go plead with them.

There is no difference between you and onions.

If you are in the truck with onions, people won't know the difference.

You should leave this place and go board the trailer as I have said.

Okay Ma, we will follow trailer

but help us, give us money to…

Do you want to be unfortunate?

Are you mad? I will break your head with this thing.

This is not fair.

See, this thing is just paining me.

It's just paining me.

Eh.

-Aki. -Samantha.

Eh!

You sounded so sad over the phone. What happened?

We have lost our jobs.

We don't know what is happening. This life is unfair.

Somebody will just plan to do something,

you plan on how you will do something.

One small thing that has no value will come and spoil it, spoil everything.

I don't know what we have done,

I don't know why all these things are happening to us.

Even our madam refused to pay us our salary.

Okay, so what do you need now like…

What do you need now, like a new job or?

Samantha, the problem now is

we just want to go back to the village and see our father.

-We want to go back to the village -I don't even know what…

We don’t even have transport fare.

Look at, look at…

-Rain will beat us, sun will beat us. -Hold this one, okay?

-We are still here. -It's not much.

Look, look at the business that we did. From January to December.

All the money that we were saving, all the money…

-PawPaw, all the money we were saving. -Hmm, hmm.

Thirty, thirty, thirty…

What do you mean thirty thousand? Seventy thousand.

-Seventy thousand Naira that we-- -saved.

They came, they said that "Do you want to invest?" We said

-"Yes, we want to invest". -Because we want to take care of

-ourselves and our father. -Yes!

-They scammed us. -They took everything.

They took everything.

This Lagos hey!

-When they say shine your eye. -Can you just hold on to this,

at least to start up. To start up something.

Samantha the problem now is that our father is suffering from Hepatitis.

-Hepatitis A, B and C

And he needs ₦26,000 for his treat--

Nooo! 40,000.

Okay because Dollar has risen.

-They have increased the money. -Yes, because of Dollar.

Okay, this is my entire ₦50,000. Let me just give it to you.

I've been trying to divide it, but the problem and your pain

and your sorrow, everything is just too much.

Eh, Samantha!

It's too much,

-I don't know what to do. -Samantha?

Eh!

-Samantha, thank you. -Lie down.

-Walk over him. -No.

You are the queen, walk over him.

No. Just enjoy this merry Christmas, please.

-Is, is that not Nzube? -Eh!

-That's him. -What is he doing here?

-Hmn? I don't want trouble.

-Let's go.

My people!

How far?

Fine.

Why are you looking at me like this? Listen, I did not bring trouble.

I only came to welcome my brothers from the city.

You know what I mean.

-You came to welcome us. -Of course.

You don't like welcome?

Wait, I have a welcome song for you people. Uhm?

-Soldiers of the cross. -Yes!

Do you understand?

This is the soldiers of the cross.

And whenever the soldiers of the cross come around,

They will sung and sing

and they will quench their throats .

Do you understand?

Nzube, we don't have…

Ah.

-Hmm. -Eh!

Just manage this one.

Bring an extra 1000.

My brother, we spent all our money on transport.

Please, we don't have any other money.

Sir Mbakwe!

Your children are here, fall out.

-I can see. -Yes!

Come and see oh!

My boys.

-Aki and Pawpaw. -Dad.

Is this you?

Yes, dad.

What is that song you were singing?

Eh.

You saw them and recognized them.

I have welcomed my brothers.

-Just that the small one that we sang now. -Eh eh.

The soldiers of the cross will need another…

money to grease their palms.

Err, err…

You don't have any problem. Thank you for bringing them home.

You are welcome bigger boys.

-Soldiers of the cross! -Eh!

-Soldiers of the cross! -Eh!

-Abort, abort! -Abort.

-Abort, abort. -Abort.

Alright guys, let's wave hands.

Let's go.

Aki, since we arrived this village, I have been bothered.

Me too.

Uhm… Uhm…

There is something fishy going on.

-I don’t know whether you’ve noticed it -Yes,

I did. Look at how the villagers were praising us as if we are big boys.

God bless you.

And even Nzube and the guys. Did you see the way

they were singing the song we sang for Samantha?

Yes.

How did they know, who taught them?

I'm surprised.

-No, no, no. -Oh oh.

It is what it is.

I am very, very happy for my star boys.

-Papa. -Eh?

You are happy?

Yes, I am happy.

I am shocked that you are not angry at us anymore.

Ah ah. Angry?

Eh?

I am surprised that you are the one asking me this question.

How can I remain angry?

It will be foolish of me to go angry after hearing about

your successes in the city.

-Successes in the city? -Oh yes!

-What success? -Eh heh?

Please, wait.

Papa, I want to know why is everybody excited to see us.

-Uh huh.

You are the one asking me this question, Aki.

Huh? When did you go this humble, when did you become this humble?

Because everybody knows.

What?

Knows what?

That you went to the city and you made it.

You became successful.

What will I talk about? Is it the contracts,

the adverts, the fame and all that.

I am very, very proud of you boys.

-Ah ah.

-I'm confused. -You're surprised?

-Eh. -I don’t understand.

-Ehn? -Well, uhm Papa?

-Hm? -This is our Christmas gift

-Eh? -Yes.

Who are you deceiving?

You know I can't lift this.

Papa, even this one.

-Buy some snuff with this. -Eh?

You can also buy beer, or good palm wine.

This is my son, I have always counted on you.

I will buy enough snuff to scatter my nose.

I will continue using the snuff.

Take a look at this!

-Brother?

-Eh!

What is that?

God!

-What? -God! PawPaw!

Okay. The videos

you have been sending,

posting are all over, everywhere and all nice.

You are surprised?

You are surprised?

-What… -Um…

Meanwhile, let me go and prepare good palm wine.

Fresh palm wine that will refresh you the more.

Mmm-hmm.

And erm… Very interesting.

This year’s Christmas carol, I am the one hosting it.

-Wow. -Yes

and it is going to happen here live tomorrow night

and you can’t afford to not be there.

Your deeds are quite spectacular and I am happy.

-Samantha!

-Aki! Pawpaw! -Samantha!

-Thief!

-God! -Thief!

-What are they saying? -Worthless being.

-Fire! -Thief!

-What are you doing here? -What is it?

God!

So, so you…

-Please, continue, continue. -Eh!

-You have been recording us,

posting our videos and collecting big money.

-Recording, -It's true.

-Posting… yes. -Mmm-hmm.

So, you have been nice to us because yo are using us?

You've been pretending to us?

As if that was not enough, Samantha you were chasing us up and down.

You’ve even followed us to our own village to continue milking us.

Milk you, how?

-Ehnehn! -This is my mother's village.

-Huh? -I came for Christmas.

Wait!

Please. You guys don't know what you are saying

Samantha, what is happening here? What is happening?

She is stealing from us.

-What? -Yes, she's stealing from us.

No, no. Please, don't say that.

My daughter is not a thief.

Then, my sons are not liars.

-See ooo! -You don't steal from your kinsmen

do you get that?

-The elders will hear this, tomorrow. -Yes.

No! No! No! Please no.

Mr. Mbakwe, it hasn't gotten to that. Please. Please.

Let's settle it here.

What did you do? Talk!

The elders have summoned us.

They have called us.

This is what Samantha has caused.

Disgrace everywhere.

You can imagine the disgrace.

Since we finished the carol night

I have not seen Samantha.

She has been… Yes! You! Come here immediately!

Come here!

-Sam-Sam -You run I'll slap you.

Will you come here!

Nobody is chasing you and yet you are running.

Will you stop that?

-You won't calm down now. -Sit down!

You won't keep quiet. Sit down.

-You can see her! -Leave her.

Stop it.

Come Samantha.

shining your eyes

like a rat.

What is it?

Eh?

Since we got back from the carol last night

you have been dodging me, and hiding from one place to another.

I have not seen you since then.

Eh?

Listen to me.

I need an explanation to this.

Eh? How will Mbakwe's sons embarrass us like that on Carol night?

Calling you a thief.

-Thief… Thief! -Thief… Thief!

Because I know I didn't raise you a thief.

They are the ones that… they went viral on my page.

Eh?

Hold on.

-You said "viral". -By themselves?

This thing is, they were not informed. They were not aware.

I made a video of them and posted it on my page.

-Just that. That's it. -Hold on.

What you're telling me now is…

You mean you were taking advantage of them

-without them knowing it. -Taking advantage!

-Eh! -Is that it?

Mummy see how you're saying it, "Advantage!", as if I killed someone.

No… I don't know what to say anymore.

-But it is the truth. -Help me tell her!

Okay, let me talk. I gave them money.

I even sprayed them money.

-How much did you give them? -I sprayed them money.

How much money?

You give them small money

and you say you're giving them money.

This is exploitation!

Total exploitation! Sam-Sam

-This is not good. -No!

Because this was the same thing, the exact same thing

you were complaing that your boss was doing to you.

Is that not what you are doing to these boys now?

-What are you saying? -Oh oh

This thing you people are saying is misinterpretation.

-What misinterpretation? -it is not the same thing.

Mummy, let me talk.

I recorded those videos from a good heart…

Edited them very well…

I created the caption…

Created a caption…

-Tagged the people I should tag. -Taggers.

Prepared it well.

Just like preparing Jollof rice, do you know I am the rice?

Jollof indeed.

There is no need for all this long story, you did not do well.

This is what is called "Impersonation of character".

-You're right! -"Social Medium Exploitation".

You're right!

Misinterpretation is what is happening here.

Misinterpretation is what is causing all this.

Sir Mbakwe.

Please calm down.

Because what we're here for is to ask for forgiveness.

Eh It is said that "if there's no sin, there won't be forgiveness".

-It is true. -Go ahead, we can hear you.

When you look at it…

The deed has already been done.

Mmm-hmm.

What has happened has happened

I have taken her to the room.

I have questioned her well.

She told me she has in no way offended these your children.

-Because she has been good to them. -Your daughter is a liar!

It's a lie!

Keep quiet!

What are you saying there?

-It's okay! It's okay!

-My elders! Please please.

Please, please! Let us all calm down.

This should not result in a fight.

We're not here to fight.

We all know what my sister did is not good. It is true.

-That is why we are here…

to make things right. Please calm down.

But she said she did not do anything wrong.

That is the same thing I said.

Please sit down and stop blabbing.

It is now you are talking.

Look at this person whose house is on fire and he is chasing a rat.

But I gave them money.

What is this one saying?

How much have you given them?

-I gave them money! -Oh oh.

You have only given us ₦50,000.

It is like the little money that you used to give has finished, right?

That is how you want to decieve us, right?

The total money she has given us

is ₦70,000.

Only 70,000!

-Elder!

You all should keep quiet!

Aki! PawPaw!

You have two options.

Either you stop this business with this woman…

Or you go ahead with her.

If you decide to go ahead with her…

We will all agree here and now.

You are right!

You all should remember that I am not a bad person,

-I'm a good person. -Shut up your mouth there!

Are you the one to say that you are a good person, or other people?

-You're a bad person! -Our elders. I greet you all.

What will happen is…

I want to have a private discussion with my brother.

Then we'll come and tell you our conclusion.

-Please give us small time. -No problem, it's okay.

You people should remember, please remember!

That is how she behaves.

So, that is it.

She is going to give us all the money she collected.

And she will give us the contacts of the people that have been watching our videos.

-Uhm. -Uh?

So that we can call them directly

and tell them that we are now in charge of ourselves.

-Okay. -That they can pay us the money directly.

-Uh. -You understand?

Yeah, It is a good idea, it is a good idea.

But…

The problem is how are we going to be making our own videos and posting them?

SInce we don't have any good phone and we don't

even know how to use the website she uses.

Honestly PawPaw, I think we should continue with Samantha.

Infact what we will do is that this time, we will base everything on percentage.

We will give her 50, collect 50.

And she will tell us everything

Infact, everything about everything

and she will not hold back any information from us.

-50-50? Are you okay? -Yes.

Ah ah?

It is like you like this poverty lifestyle.

-Me I don't want, I don't want it again.

Hey!

Listen. Pecentage ninety-ten. We ninety, Samantha ten.

No, ninety-ten? No. Samantha will not agree.

I think the best thing we should do is erm…

Let's do 60-40. Then we 60, Samantha 40.

-It is more reasonable.

See the problem. Why must you be the one to always take decisions?

-I am telling you the truth -This time, let me be the one to decide.

-80-20, final. Leave it like that. -No, no,no.

You are being greedy then.

You're acting like a thief.

-Oh -Let's leave it… See 60-40.

Let her just collect

-Me? -her 40 and we collect 60.

Me, greedy?

Yes!

Don't repeat that thing. My blood is hot, don't even say that again!

I am discussing something that can benefit both of us, you say I am being greedy.

I… Will you beat me?

-Are you calling me a thief?

You're calling me a thief.

-Eh, what is it? -Is something wrong with you?

What… what is happening here?

What is it?

Don't do that before me.

How can this boy be calling me a thief?

I will slap somebody here now!

Something that can benefit both of us, he is calling me a thief.

Hey. You hit me?

Sorry Papa.

Sorry dad.

Now listen both of you.

We are there dicussing something very very crucial.

Something that will help all of us and you are here fighting, right?

-Ask him. -Ah ah!

Something that is life-saving. Eh!

Samantha has deceived him.

-I just made a suggestion. -Which suggestion?

Something that will benefit us even Papa.

You are here talking rubbish, calling me a thief.

-Papa, ninety to ten? Somebody… -It's okay!

-It's okay. -80-20 my friend, 80-20.

-My elders well done. -Oh!

-My chiefs well done. -Well done.

Err… We have made a decision. And--

So, we have accepted that we will continue working with Samantha.

-Eh! -Eh.

But she has to pay what she owes before we continue.

After she has paid us, then we will continue.

When we agree to continue, we prepare the document and sign it.

Then we will start sharing the money.

Our share would be 80%, and hers would be 20%.

-This is our conclusion. -Eh…

It is not about "Eh!", that is what it is going to be.

My heart is clear, it is.

Let's do 50-50.

She is still begging. Ungrateful human!

Do you think we're here to play?

-Half and half n-- -Which one is half and half?

Is it not what we did? So how can we share it half and half?

Let's make it 60-40.

-Are you the one paying the "six?" -Eh!

70-30 If you don't want it, leave it!

-Let's leave it at 70-30. -Um hm.

-Take it or leave it. -Yes.

Okay then, it is fine the way you have said it.

My heart is clean, God knows.

-Remember, 70 to us, 30 to you. -No problem.

It is fine.

Aki and Pawpaw!

Aki! Pawpaw.

Aki!

Are you ready?

-Aki!

-Hey. Samantha

My guys!

-Oh oh.

-Eh. -Where did you get that one?

Superstars don't do bus, motorcycles or tricycles.

At all at all!

So, we are going to drive from here to Lagos.

Let me even burst your brain.

So with this car, we will get to the airport.

From the airport we will fly with aeroplane to Lagos.

-We are going to fly. -We are flying.

We are…

In fact, let me even burst your bubbles.

We are not just flying, we are flying business class.

Yes!

-Business class? -For the big guys.

-Let's go and get our bags. -Are you for real?

-You are ready, right? -Yes, we are.

Yes.

It has happened. A miracle worker.

Client just paid.

First endorsement, one point five million.

-One point five million. -Yes.

-Let me quickly reply. -Each?

No, just one point five.

-Okay, that's seven hundred and fifty. -750.

So, my thirty percent cut

I am not taking it from you guys

because this is your first endorsement and I want you guys to prosper.

-Huh? -The commission…

-Fantastic.

-Wow. -My person.

No!

-Stop it, you are making me shy.

Clear set, clear set. Light.

So, all you have to do is this.

-Fearless! -Ha!

-It is difficult oh, ah. -No.

Come on guys, it ain't as hard as it seems.

It's just…

Fearless.

You've got it, come on.

Show me.

-I'm here with you guys.

-Fearless! -God!

-Are you okay? -Get out of here.

-He's our person! -You're our person.

He said God.

And you've been speaking like a foreigner… Fearless!

Have you made progress with these boys?

Not much. They are stubborn and uninterested.

Have you met with their manager yet?

Are you deaf?

No.

Yes, I have.

I've been working on something.

What is that?

Just look at it.

Wow.

The Telco deal.

-I know right? I'm a genius.

Look at your fee.

Hmmm!

Someone's grown some balls.

You know what's even great for me?

I get a higher commission and an open credit on publications.

Yeah, about your commission.

We are going to have to cut it down just…

-Small. -Panshak.

Hmm?

My commission is five percent and you want to slash it down?

I know people who get paid 15% for commission.

Well, you can go and work for them if you want.

You do know that you are not irreplaceable, right?

-Take a look at this.

The new kings of social media, Aki and Pawpaw

who have just bagged not just one, but three endorsement deals.

-We have them right here in the studio -Can you see? Hmm?

See! See how their managers are performing.

Three deals.

But you come with one miserly little deal and then

all of a sudden you are already asking for a higher commission.

Step up your game.

Panshak, you are a bigger brand. Why are you getting worked up over these boys?

They are just ordinary skit makers and you are more.

Is it me, you are talking to like that?

I… I don't know but I mean if you have lost your focus and this is all

you're all about then I am sorry, this is not what I signed up for.

Ha!

I quit!

Excuse me?

Q U I T, I quit!

You can run your brand by yourself, do whatever you want by yourself.

Choose whoever you want by yourself.

It's always all about you, right?

If you dare step out of this office!

Will you get out! Empty vessels make the loudest noise!

What did she say, Tolo Tolo what?

Tolo tolo once chance, something… I will just…

-Google it! -Yes, I was about to.

Ha!

It's so exciting to be sitting here with the Aki and Pawpaw.

-Thank you. -I’m so excited for all the things

you guys have to come.

I can’t wait to see you on TV, radio, Nollywood, huh?

-Yes, exactly. -Yes.

Is that your manager?

-Yes, Yes. -Hi.

-Samantha, come and join us. -Yeah.

It's fine.

-Come… -Come…

-Don't worry it's okay. -Yeah, come, come.

-Come, now…

-Okay.

Yes!

Okay,

-I have to stop recording now. -Have a seat.

-Thank you. -So…

Well, I will just say that we are working together as a team to grow the brand.

But if you are asking if I discovered their talent and helped put them out there

then most definitely, I am the one.

Amazing. Please introduce yourself.

Okay, err…

Alright.

Hi, I'm Samantha Igwe. A manager, content creator and currently managing

the two most trending intellectual,

handsome kings of social media!

And it takes a queen to create kings!

-I'll wear my crown with pride -As you should.

Traitor!

-Come on.

Good riddance, Panshak.

We will be okay. I will step up Panshak.

I want to be alone.

Are you sure Panshak?

I said I want to be alone!

Fine.

You want the job? Fine, it's yours.

Now, fix this!

Thank you, thank you so much. You can have your seat.

-Next please.

Hello ladies.

Excuse me, some of us have work.

-Can we start?

-Yes.

-Thank you so much.

Yes.

Absolutely. See you soon.

Thank you. I appreciate you too, thank you so much.

Thank you, alright.

Wow.

I see you’re finding your feet quite easier than expected Samantha.

-All thanks to you.

You know, I like this new courage and style. Reminds me of my struggling self.

Let’s just say I’m owning myself now.

Black girl magic.

-Excuse me.

Come, come, Come. Come here.

Don't touch me.

-Don't touch me. -You owe everything you are to me.

-Never forget that. -huh huh huh

I think you are mixing it up.

Because even if I were, my blind loyalty paid it all.

Loyalty?

-You betrayed me. -What did you say?

I will never forget that.

I was loyal to you year after year. You!

You made me realize that you didn’t deserve it

So if me realizing my worth

and going for it means that I betrayed you then yes, with a capital Y

Samantha Igwe betrayed you.

Remember that name, Igwe

Even squirrels can talk.

You see those boys you think you have,

I will take them from you.

Right before your very eyes.

Oh darling mopping stick, I will love to see you try.

Watch me.

Alright, so these products, they are for advertisement.

So, in the next video we are planning to make,

you tell the audience about it but with so much love.

You know, that they will love the product so much.

-All these products? -Yes, all of them.

Where did you get them?

-I bought them. -What do they do?

Uhm… I'll tell you about that later.

So, let's just focus on, you know the concept we intend for the video.

You know we don't have time.

No, we are not doing it.

What do you mean by "no"?

Aki.

I don't understand, is this…

Is this how you establish yourself as a brand influencer? No, no, no.

Ah ah. You want us to advertise a product

and you have not given us any information about it.

Besides, how much did they pay?

Which one is how much did they pay? Why are you not patient?

What is…

What is wrong with you people?

You know what, I am talking too much because I know seeing is believing.

Alright.

Five million!

-Five--

A-ha

Each?

-Each. -You got five million?

Yaaaay!

-Samantha, you are the best. -Honestly.

-I know I am. -Yes.

So, that is why I want us to focus on this next video.

-We are focused. -So that other brands will rush us.

-Loosen up. -They are rushing us.

Be sharp

Give the video your all, okay?

No problem.

Eh he, before I forget.

You have to pay for these products.

-Ah ah -These ones?

-Yes -How much?

Err 220,000

Mmm-hmm?

-Are you for real? -Yes.

Oh, it's a small thing, it's a small thing.

Don't worry.

Yup.

Alright, I will get back to you shortly.

Hey… Pawpaw.

-Hi! -Wow.

Ohh, here is the guy?

-Where is your brother? -Oh.

He is fine but he is at home.

-Awww. -Oh oh.

Okay, tell me. How are you guys enjoying your new found fame?

Oh as you can see, beautiful. God is the greatest.

And your manager, she is making sure that you both have no troubles?

Mmm-hmm she is.

-Good! -Yes.

Because you know how fickle this industry can be.

-You know. -managers continuously

-ripping off their clients. -That's it.

Same clients they are supposed to be protecting.

-They rip them off. -Oh. I just can't, I can't.

But you say she is loyal, then both of you are very lucky to have her.

-Good luck -Well done.

-Good luck -Thank you.

-Yes. -Thank you, you're welcome. The bill.

-Huh? -What? Nonsense!

No, don't worry I can pay. Come on.

-I insist PawPaw, stop it! -Oh come on. Wait, let's get this clear.

Are you not the brand ambassador of this spirit?

Oh yes. I can see you are following our journey.

Of course, we are following you.

-Thank you, thank you. -But why are you paying for the brand?

How do you mean?

I can't just walk into the shop and pack the drinks.

Did you hear that?

Actually, you should be able to.

I mean they supply their ambassadors with monthly and yearly drinks.

So, maybe your manager does not know.

Or maybe their manager is actually ripping them off.

Oh Tola, stop it!

Don't mind him please, your manager probably doesn't know.

You say she is good at her job, right?

-She's good. -Good luck.

-So? Yeah. -Good luck.

Forget we said anything, just ignore what Tola said.

He does not know what he is talking about.

-Can I have my card please. -Thank you for paying by the way.

It's alright. It's nothing.

-We are huge fans. -Ugggh.

Oh yeah, by the way,

can I have your number?

-I might have a gig or two -Oh sure, no problem.

Here's my card.

He's got a card.

-Oh

That's how we do things now.

-So, I text one of these? -Mmm-hmm.

-Okay, you will be hearing from me.

Alright, bye bye now.

Jesus Christ!

-PawPaw. -PawPaw.

Oh gosh, ah ah?

What do you guys want?

I just slept few minutes ago.

You just slept few minutes ago.

That's a you problem

My friend, stop shouting.

Are you…

I will bloody hell shout if I want to shout.

Were you not supposed to shoot a content this morning with a client?

Oh, oh I forgot.

-He said "Oh Oh…!" -I had fun all through the night.

PawPaw, you are beginning to get on my nerves.

-Eh?

It is either you come late to set or you don't bother coming at all.

Tell us, we need to know.

How do you intend to maintain this…

this luxurious lifestyle if you are not consistent with work?

Let me tell you because the bloody work pays the bills!

Stop shouting!

If I don't come to set on time, postpone it.

I will do no such thing!

After a client has paid fifteen million…

Client has paid money and you want to jeopardize this gig?

That reminds me.

You both have opened individual social media accounts.

That's great.

Great following, great content by the way, but let me just advise you

be careful with what you post

because it will either make you or mar you

I have said my own.

Now you will get up and we will leave.

I am waiting outside.

Don't make me shout.

That's nice.

One more.

Wow.

We are having such a swell time with Aki and Pawpaw on our Bigi show.

-Thank you -Thank you so much for coming.

It is a tradition on our Bigi show that we do the Bigi cocktail.

So, Aki can you do us the honours and give us a wonderful cocktail of yours.

-Wow. -Wow.

Don't worry about that, let me do it.

So, what can I help you with?

Erm… Just help me with the bottle.

-So, I should pour a little? -Yes, yes.

-Is it okay? More? -More.

-It's okay.

Now, we go like this.

Wow, you are doing it like you have worked in a bar before.

This is called PawPaw's special cocktail.

-Wow. -Beautiful.

My friend be careful with what you are mixing before you makes somebody sick..

Okay guys. So, we are going to be tasting PawPaw's special cocktail.

-Yes -Cheers!

-Cheers

That's not how to toast. My friend, don't hit the glass.

My friend, come on bring this thing before

-before you break my glass. -Don't break the glass.

-Okay, cheers. -Cheers.

Hmm…

-Hmmm, wow. -You like it?

I love it. Do you like it?

What's that? Why are you doing face like that?

-Don't mind him.

-Yes, it's very very nice -Go on, go ahead.

Thank you.

Thank you so much PawPaw, thank you so much Aki for gracing our show today.

I hope our viewers enjoyed this episode as much as I did.

So, we are going to be back again next week and you don't want to miss it.

This is the Bigi's show.

Thank you.

Cut! Thank you.

-Thank you so much. -Thank you.

-Hi!

You are yet to expose yourself.

We are drinking cocktail and you are talking about being sick.

Wow! Aki and Pawpaw. I am impressed.

-Thank you so much. -Thank you.

We made the right decision hiring you on this project.

-Thank you -Thank you, thank you. More of this.

I will just get someone who will take some of the products to your car.

-Okay? -No, no, don't worry. We don't need it.

Sorry, is there a problem? Don't you like our products?

-It's okay -No, no.

We do love your products but we just went shopping recently

-Yes. -and it will not be ideal for us to

buy something we already bought.

-That's right. -No, these are complementary.

Anything we give you to promote is yours free of charge,

you don't have to pay. Who told you will pay for it?

You mean all the products?

Yes, any amount you want. I will just get

someone to put them in your car free of charge.

-Are you sure? -I am very sure.

Chi chi chikito.

I just want to say thank you once more.

Thank you so much for your patience, we appreciate you.

I promise next time, we will be on time, okay?

Yes. I hope to see you guys next time. Let me get…

-Let me-- -Can I see you off? Let me see you off.

Let me.

-So, I will get-- -It's fine.

-It's free. -Okay, no problem.

It's alright.

Okay.

Aki, am I mistaken?

Or Samantha has been making us pay for products that we advertise?

I don't think so.

This is a different brand.

Maybe this is the way they do their business.

-That is what I am thinking.

I think Samantha is cheating us.

You heard what that lady said.

Have you forgotten that we took Samantha to our kinsmen?

And we signed a contract.

-No, she is not cheating us. -It does not matter.

If she did it before, she can do it again.

Those who make law, break law. You don't know?

-Do you have any proof? -If I have any proof. Okay.

When she came to the house this morning, she said something that

makes me believe that she collects more money and gives us little.

No, she is not stealing from us.

She is stealing from us. I also met someone that said--

Hey… see.

PawPaw, if not for Samantha we would still

be waiters at that Mama Nkiru’s beer parlour.

I mean, we should be grateful to her instead of accusing her unnecessarily.

-Wait oh. -Stop it!

Wait.

Are you saying you don’t care that Samantha is lying to us and using us?

No, no… enough!

See. As long as she is giving me good money, I’m okay.

I'm not okay.

We owe everything to Samantha

We do.

Please do not stop it, do not spoil it.

Kai I can't believe this.

So because of this little money Samantha is giving to us,

she has bought your silence.

Just like that, with all your wisdom.

You, Aki!

-Don't talk to me like that again. -That I know!

-Don't talk to me like that again. -I will talk to you like that.

How? What are you saying? Samantha has bought your silence.

Who knows whether both of you are sharing the money and giving me peanuts.

Nonsense.

How dare you?

Why am I even expecting you to think when you never put your brain to use?

No, no, no.

Rubbish!

You think I'm joking?

You are an ingrate!

-You call me an ingrate. -Ingrate!

You’re not even happy. I am the one that is making you enjoy all these things.

Without me, are you going to enjoy it?

Everybody wants to see me, everybody wants to play with me, not you.

In that case, you know what?

Go and create your content by yourself.

Go and create your content by yourself!

It is obvious you love the spotlight

and you make me feel like I have no part in this, right?

Enough! Enough is enough, I am done!

I am done!

Nonsense.

-Sam-Sam.

-Do-Do. -Sam-Sam.

-Do-Do. -Hey.

What's up with your guys, Aki and Pawpaw?

What do you mean by what's up with my guys?

See.

Fighting all over social medium.

No oh, no oh.

No now!

Why were you guys fighting in public?

Have you forgotten who you are?

I don't care.

But you are self centred.

Guys please, please I am begging.

We need to fix this mess or else we lose business.

Is that all you care about? Business?

What is that suppose to mean?

Tell us now, are you still stealing from us?

How can… How dare you say such?

Samantha has been the one helping us and you are accusing her.

My friend, let her answer!

I will… I will not answer such questions.

Oh alright, fine.

Nonsense.

Hello.

Hello, PawPaw

No… no. Don't call him, don't call him.

Leave him, forget him, let him go.

He’ll come back to his senses.

Aki, I need you to listen to me.

The world recognizes you both as a team.

Team.

Please, you guys need to fix this.

Okay. So now, can we address what everyone is talking about?

-Your fight with your brother. -I don't want to talk about it.

I understand but the fans want to know if the rumours are true.

Are you parting ways?

Well, I can't answer that.

But let me tell you this. I have decided to stay grounded and not let fame

get into my head.

Because I know that nothing lasts forever.

Not even family? Brotherhood? That is what we are talking about.

Oh, guess who is just requesting to join.

My friend!

So you go out there telling people I allowed fame to get into my head?

-If the shoe fits. -Huh?

-You are very stupid! -What?

I am stupid

You see what I am talking about.

You know what? Enjoy yourself.

I will leave it all to you.

Enjoy yourself.

There will be no you without me, you know that. I am the one everybody likes.

Since you started smoking Marijuana and hard drugs, you just say rubbish.

Look at the nonsense you are telling me.

I have always told you, be focused.

Focus! You are out there vibrating.

You will come back to your senses.

Continue. You will come back and beg me.

Ermm. What's her name again… Sandra, cut him off.

-Are you done? -Yes.

So, what is this nonsense you both are displaying online?

I’m talking to somebody.

Samantha please… Next one.

Are you talking to me?

No, your clone.

So this is how it is now?

You disrespect me.

Well, since you don't have anything to say.

I'm leaving.

Let him go.

Aki, you better fix this. You both better fix this.

Or else I'll have to call your father and you know.

Aki and Pawpaw.

I am dissappointed in the both of you.

Oh, si--

I am shocked at your behaviour.

-Eh!

It's terrible.

It is terrible.

I am more shocked than you are.

-Yes.

Who's it?

-Who, come in? -It's me.

-Uche. Ah ahn…! -Oh.

-Mummy Nki for life.

Mummy Nki.

When I heard that my children,

my good children that I cannot do without.

My celebrity children are around. I said yepa.

Are they really around?

And they cannot come and greet me.

And since you people cannot even come and greet me in my beer parlour.

Or come to my house to greet me as your special mother.

I said let me come and greet you. Right?

-Uche please move a little. -Yes oh.

They say when Mohammed refuses to go to the mountain--

The mountain will go and meet…

These children, I cannot do without them

Mummy Nki, it is not like that.

It is not like how? But wait, what is this that I am hearing about the two of you.

I heard that the two of you are fighting, why?

Is it not him, he was one the started it.

Don’t mind him, he is the one. Always been jealous of me.

-Ah ah. -You see?

-Can you imagine? -Don't talk like that.

When both of you are not strangers. Ah-ah.

Have you people forgotten what you have been through in life?

You people cannot be fighting.

My dear sister, help me talk to them.

This is because they have allowed fame and money to go in between them.

-Ah-ah. -Look, look, look.

And they have simply forgotten the way they struggled

to get to this level of life that they are now.

-See Sir… -Yes.

May you grow older.

You see Aki and Pawpaw.

Friends will go, people that are working with you will go.

-Oh-oh -But family remains.

And you know what I like about you people?

The way you people use to follow yourselves.

You follow yourselves like idiots. I love it.

Most times, I usually pray to God. I say God,

let Nkiru and her younger ones,

let them love each other like Aki and pawpaw.

-Oh. -So that if I die, I can rest in peace.

-It is the truth. -Um hm.

Aki and Pawpaw, please, please, please, please…

-Please. -It's alright Madam.

-It is okay. -Please.

Let's beg them.

-Okay. -Thank you very much.

Did you hear her?

No, let's leave the drama.

I hope you understood completely what she said.

-Family is king! -Of course, yes.

The bottom line of everything she tries to say here here is that

you people should think, use your head.

Hmm.

-What if tomorrow -Thank you very much.

This fame, that is getting to your heads.

-Like you drank alcohol vanishes. -Eh-heh.

-No, What if it fades away? -Oh-hoh.

What will you both fall back on if not family, bloodline?

You can imagine.

What we are saying here is, both of you listen, you must put family first.

Huh?

So you should try to bring family first

and try to resolve this issue once and for all.

Papa, thank you. Thank you very much.

Uncle Uche.

-Mama Nki, -Aki.

-Samantha -Uh.

Thank you so much.

We have heard all that you said.

Trust me, we will do better.

-Better o! -Thank you.

-Better! -That is more like my son. Ah-hah.

-Uh. -PawPaw,

they are talking and you are still…

-Still carrying your face. -My friend, smile!

Behave as if you are my favorite, come on.

Pawpaw, smile.

Food is ready.

Well done my dear, thank you very much.

Brother, how are you?

I'm fine.

I know you are doing alright.

-Yes I am, I hope you are doing great too.

I remember when we used to come here to dream of how successful we will become.

Funny that this is what we get after we achieved our dreams.

Just so unfortunate.

I miss my brother.

I miss you more.

I miss my brother who was always considerate.

Who had solutions to all our problems.

We are taught to be our brother’s keeper.

Not this.

No.

You know it has always been your fault.

You let fame, women,

money, all of them get to you.

You made it all about yourself.

That's the problem. That's the problem.

You are selfrighteous and you are selfish.

Yes.

You know what causes problem between us and you do just that.

Huh?

You know what causes trouble between us and you go ahead to do just that.

And you know I can’t stand it, you know.

Every time you cause trouble.

See, listen I am here to think.

I am here to cool off my brain.

But if you think you won’t let me be, I'll just walk.

-I will just go. -You see?

-You see?

You have made this your favourite hobby.

Walking out on your brother.

Any little thing, you want to walk out.

You always leave.

And then blame me for it.

You were complaining now, I was the one. Look at it.

No problem

You want to walk out on me? Keep walking.

No problem.

Walk out. Keep walking.

Leave.

Whatever.

-Alright so, Panshak. -Hmm.

Just make sure that all we have planned works out well.

Okay.

-Samantha. -Hello.

-Sorry for keeping you waiting. -No, it's no problem at all.

All right.

So, I'll just walk him and I'll be back.

Please ensure that all our plans just work out well.

Of course, of course.

Samantha. Yes, please come with me.

-Alright, thank you. -Yeah.

-After you. -Thank you.

Honestly, I promise you, it is not a real fight. It's just a prank.

Well, it appears real to me.

Anyways, someone has already offered one of them to us

I think he is PawPaw’s new manager.

-A male, you say? -Yes, a guy.

Panshak.

Oh come on, it doesn’t matter.

We actually want both of them or none at all, okay?

Now listen, this is a huge deal.

No one has offered this kind of deal or will ever do so.

I know and I promise. I promise.

I know that I have been saying that I promise.

You know what? I'll get you the both of them.

Okay, that will be great.

Once you can get the both of them for us, that will be fine.

But if you do not, we will not have

a choice but to go with the one that is not camera shy.

And the one that has a manager who is already in the spotlight.

You know what that means?

-That's a bad deal for you, a great loss.

I know.

Okay, this one looks better.

Hmm.

Okay, we are done. We are done.

Remember anything? I want this pack.

Hi Samantha.

I know you probably will not believe anything I have to say but--

But you want to apologise for always making me look bad.

Demide, you are forgiven. I hope you enjoy your new position.

No dummy, I quit.

You and I can agree that that environment was so toxic.

So, I decided to put myself first, just like you did.

Good for you, good for you Demide.

Maple Ville Investments deal is a scam.

Panshak is part of the whole scheme.

I overheard in one of his conversations where he said he started

CLASSIC with the money he and his friends defrauded from innocent people.

Wow.

You must be working overtime

You expect me to believe this?

God, this is so…

You know what? I want you to go back to Panshak and tell him

that the thing you guys planned to sway me with

-did not work.

See, I just hope you get out of it before it is too late.

Don't worry my brother. Your goods are in front of me as we speak.

Of course, piston and rings are included.

I will waybill it. You will get it before the end of the day.

Do-Do.

Are you in the parlor?

-Sam-Sam! -Do-Do!

Palliative for fine girls.

-What's up? -Man!

How far?

How about your guys, Aki and PawPaw?

-Eh! -Any progress?

What progress?

No progress at all.

I'm thinking that

there is something going on between them before now.

And now that they can live without each other

There's nothing stopping them, everything has scattered.

And err…

Even money cannot reunite them.

Oh.

-That is terrible! -It is terrible!

So, what are we going to do now?

What do you mean what are we going to do?

Are we not in this business together? I am your assistant manager.

Look at this mad man.

He said "What are we going to do?"

Honestly, I don't know.

Aha!

Maple Ville Investment.

They gave them an opportunity of a life time.

-To become the-- -Maple Ville?

To become their brand ambassador.

Do you know what I am praying for?

They should just come together, sign the deal and they can separate.

-I will be made for life. -Hold on.

-Hold on. -Wait first.

-Come, Do-Do!

-Come…

Look at who I'm talking to, he is making a call.

-Jerome -Oh boy

How far?

Sorry.

Please. Those people that defrauded you

That scammed you of your fifty million Naira last year.

-What is their name? -Huh

Why are you reminding me of this?

Sorry… Sorry… Sorry.

-I'm sorry for reminding you. -Why are you looking for them?

I just want to know because my cousin is about to do business.

Brother it is Maple investment.

-Maple Ville investment? -They are the ones.

-Yes! That's all I need. -I am still looking for those guys--

My guy, don't worry.

Don't worry. I will get you the address,

-you will go and collect your money. -Uh

-Okay. -Okay.

I will call you.

My sister!

-Reverse, reverse… -What is it?

There is no way there.

-What is it? -There is no road there.

These are the same people that scammed my friend Jerome

last year, of fifty million naira.

-Blood of Jesus! -Maple Ville Investment now!

-Eh! -Eh!

This is a scam.

Listen! Listen! Listen!

You can't afford to let this thing happen.

Anything that makes these boys sign this contract, if anything happens to them,

they come for them, they come for you.

Simple!

Wait a minute… It's making sense now.

So, why are they looking for brand ambassadors?

Camouflage.

If they use Aki and Pawpaw as brand ambassadors,

put them on billboards, put them on everything.

If anything happens, people will leave them and start pursuing Aki and Pawpaw.

And once people start going for Aki and Pawpaw,

if they arrest them,

-they are coming for you next.

My God! Let me call them.

We have to act fast.

-What type of problem is this? -Thieves!

Hello Samantha.

-Aki, hello.

Why are you calling me this early?

Aki, we need to stop your brother from signing

that deal, or else, he will end up in trouble.

Please let him sign, let him go ahead.

Aki listen to me, I am serious. He might end up in jail.

Eh?

What do we do?

-I have been trying to call him

he is not picking my calls. We need to find him.

I am coming to get you, okay?

Okay.

-What is all these?

-Pick your calls.

A-ya.

-My God, my father.

How far, any luck?

-No luck yet.

I don't know what is wrong.

Try, try again.

-It is ringing but he is not picking it.

Please. What is going on?

-Nothing yet. -No luck

-No luck? -Yes.

And you people are standing like this as if there is nothing.

What are we going to do?

No problem. Do you have the address of the place?

Eh Samantha just sent in the address.

-She just sent it. -Now.

Please Uche send it to my phone.

Let me go and get my people, they will meet us there.

They will see crazy!

-Just like that? -They will see crazy!

My brother Uche, come. Send it so that it will go fast.

Welcome Sir.

Oh crap. I forgot my phones downstairs. I will be right back.

Take him in.

You are happy about this deal, right?

-Oh Aki, good to see you.

Are you here to reconsider, you know it is not too late.

Leave my brother alone. Look for someone else to sign up.

My word.

You will actually sabotage a deal that will change his life?

-Selfish. -You are right.

A deal that will change his life, you know what I mean.

Oh cute little…

-Ah. -I will slap you.

If you try that nonsense again, I will deal with you.

Nasty creature.

I'm jealous, jealous of a scam deal.

Does that make sense to you?

You haven't the slightest idea of what you are talking about.

Leave my brother alone! Panshak or whatever they call you.

Do-Do… It looks like there's trouble.

Sam-Sam

Don't worry… there's a Plan B.

-Plan B? -Plan B activating.

Ah ah. No, no, no.

-No, no. See. -Where's PawPaw?

-Mummy Nki! -No, wait.

You can't go in now.

Wait, wait we need to

We need to activate Plan B.

-Plan B? -Plan B?

-So, let's go and discuss that. -Strategy, strategizing.

Look at what will happen eh?

Yes, security.

There is a wretched little clown downstairs.

If he gets in, you lose your job.

Aki! Aki!

See,

we have sorted out the security men.

The coast is clear!

Take.

Where is the lighter?

Hurry up!

-Are you crazy? -Sorry Ma.

Ready?

Get going. The coast is clear.

We're behind you like "eczema".

Hand over the documents to him.

-What is going on?

-Don't worry, just hold on.

-Should we leave? -No, hold on.

-Move quickly, find out what is going on.

-Just relax, there is no cause for alarm.

-Ah-ah, here -PawPaw.

You, I knew you were too smart to let this pass you by.

-Come on. -Pawpaw.

Do not sign this deal.

Are you scared that I will be bigger than you for life?

This is a bad deal.

-Where is your proof? -Yes.

If you do this…

Please, don't mind your brother.

He is just jealous of your new life without him. It's all about success.

Please, sign!

Remember Ebuka?

The black paper. The photopaper.

-Security! -Remember the…

Where are your men?

All our lives,

we have helped each other get out of trouble.

Yes sir.

PawPaw, I cannot let you.

-Hey! Don't touch him. -Even though we are not on speaking terms,

-you are my only brother. -Please move!

You are the only thing I have in this world.

Take him away! Why are you standing like an imbecile.

PawPaw if you do this, you will regret it.

Aki?

It looks like the mission failed.

Do-Do do you have another way?

Sam-Sam!

You know who you're talking to.

Plan B already activated.

I thought this was Plan B!

Eh.

-Don't mind him, he is jealous. -Okay,

Let me just go to the restroom and wash my face.

-Yes. -No… no. It's here.

Yes, I am coming. Let me use the restroom.

I want to wash my face so that I can see clearly.

It's just here.

The zeros are giving me butterflies in my belly.

I've not seen this kind of deal before.

Let me wash my face very well so that I can see well.

Hey! Touchdown!

Are these your men?

These are my men!

Who are these?

FCC Financial crimes commission.

Ah! They will arrest PawPaw.

Wait. You can actually sign before you leave.

Yes but let me clear my face and relax.

Go!

The money is big.

-PawPaw! -Ehn?

Sharp guy!

I'm sorry I didn't believe you.

I should have listened to you more.

-No, I should have listened to you more. -I miss you my brother.

We are family. Our duty is to look out for each other.

-Stick together and support each other. -Exactly.

-I miss you. -I miss you my brother.

Not even fame, money or pride

-should separate us anymore. -Exactly.

-I miss you my brother. -I miss you too.

-But wait, there is something.

PawPaw, you are very very stubborn.

Terrible people.

Eh! Destiny stealers.

-Goats! -Destiny stealers.

Go and rot in jail.

You offspring of a witch and a thief.

Goats!

Go and rot in jail. Scammer!

-Look at them -Just leave these people.

Go and rot in jail!

-God punish you! -I told you.

But PawPaw, what happened?

Is it like you didn't like the money or what?

Pressure! They were too desperate for me to sign.

That's how thieves operate.

Eh!

Desperate.

-Let them go. Criminal -Goat!

Criminal.

You!

-Goat! -Sam-Sam Leave them!

Thieves!

Keep speaking big grammar

Let's go to my beer parlour

-Let's go and to celebrate. -Eh!

Mummy Nki!

Mummy Nki, I want that peppersoup but I want the fish one.

Pepper soup!

And you Samantha!

Don't think I don't know that you are cheating us.

Even after we signed an agreement.

-We shall meet in court. -Eh.

-Samantha! -So you're also a thief!

Skinny thief!

Skinny thief!

If you have the guts, show up at my beer parlor!

-Unfortunate person! -Sam-Sam.

Thief!

-Court? -Prostitute,whore!

I'm moving.

-Aki! Pawpaw! Wait for me. -Do-Do

Do-Do

Don't leave me.

Otegbayo Ayomide