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Alright,
you guys ready?

If we get any more ready, we're
gonna miss the actual wedding.

Okay, here we come.

Hold on. Let me set the mood.

Oh, my God.

- Wow.
- You guys.

I seriously feel like
I'm about to cry.

Same.

So, we like?

We love!

I, uh...

I don't know have words.

Wow, Dad doesn't have words.

- That's a good sign.
- Yeah.

It's classic. It's timeless.

It's... It's beautiful and...

it doesn't work.

What? Uh...

How-how do those
things not work?

I don't like the pocket squares.

Oh. Okay.

Well, we could get
brighter accents.

Yeah, I mean, it's no problem.

We can just change up
the pocket squares.

It's not the pocket square.

- But you just said...
- Yeah, I know.

I mean, it's not just
the pocket square.

I think we have a larger problem

with... color palette.

What issue is that?

It's bland. It's
like Paul's oatmeal.

But Cap, come on.

The suits are so dope.

Thank you.

We are not going for "dope."

We're going for transcendent.

Guys, I know it
must be frustrating

but just stick with me on this,

because this wedding
is going to be...

out of control.

Well, someone already is.

♪ Get your motor runnin' ♪

♪ Head out on the highway ♪

♪ Looking for adventure ♪

♪ In whatever comes our way ♪

♪ Born to be wild ♪

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Hey, you guys
have a fire extinguisher?

- No.
- Alright, get back.

Is the motor still running?

Yeah, we, we tried the
heater to cool it off.

Alright, go turn off the engine.

Okay.

Okay. Yep, that should do it.

Thank you so much.

- Yeah.
- I'm so embarrassed.

I guess it just overheated.

It's all my fault.

He wanted to stop in
Tucson to have it serviced.

I said we should get
back on the road.

Babe, no, no. Don't
beat yourself up.

We both did. It's
not your fault.

Hey, if you guys want, I
could maybe help patch you up

and get you to the
nearest truck stop.

Either of you know
anything about engines?

I know of an engine.

Ah. I'll
get my toolkit.

I'm-I'm
Grant, by the way.

- This is Kiley.
- Marjan.

Thank God you're here, Marjan.

So, Idaho plates, huh?

You guys are a
long way from home.

No. This is our home.

Really? You live here full-time?

- Going on four years now.
- Wow.

Has everything
we need. Kitchen, TV.

Bathroom's roomier than
the one in our apartment.

Babe, you forgot the
most important thing.

Each other.

That's, uh, that's sweet.

Thank God our fans
think so.

- Your fans?
- Yeah.

- We're travel vloggers.
- Oh.

You actually might know our
Instagram, NextdoorNomads?

We're still building the brand.

That's cool. I'm on Insta.
I'll follow you guys.

So what do you do for a
living, are you a mechanic?

Rank
amateur, I'm afraid.

I, um, I used to
be a firefighter.

That's impressive.

Yeah, that's run its course.

Well, until you
did some pro bono work

on our smoking RV.

Until that.

What do you think
you're gonna do next?

I don't know.

Um, I thought being
out on the open road

might help me find some
clarity or purpose,

but so far, all I've
found is just...

More road?

Yep. Uh, okay, Grant,

do me a favor and
turn it over for me.

Yeah.

Well, still sounds like
a cat in a blender.

Yeah, you can kill it.

- Kill it.
- Alright, alright.

I, uh, think I know
what the problem is.

Your AC compressor's seizing
up, the belt stopped spinning,

and that's why it
started smoking.

So, uh, can you fix it?

Not a chance.

I can cut the belt and
you'll be able to drive her.

But until you replace that belt,

it'll be like you're in
your own personal sauna.

We, uh, we spent last
January in Yellowstone.

We are comfortable
being uncomfortable.

Okay, then.

That's it, then.

Good luck, you guys.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

Oh, hey, you forgot this.

You should keep that.
It might come in handy.

Right.

Hands, Wesley.

But, they're at 10 and 2.

Actually, the National Highway
Traffic Safety Administration

now recommends 9 and 3.

Okay.

So...

Like this?

What's the speed limit, son?

It's 20.25, I-I think.

Twenty-five you think?

Then why you pushing
26 and a half?

I am?

You're drifting.
You're-you're drifting!

Son, do you know why I have
a perfect driving record?

Because you're an
obsessive-compulsive control freak?

Because I always stay focused.

Now, engage your
right turn signal.

Get ready to pull over.

Now go towards those cans.

Oh, no.

You set up a parallel
parking test?

It's a parking simulator.

Just think of those garbage
cans as luxury SUVs.

We don't have to
parallel for the test.

Well, I'm not
preparing you for the test.

I'm preparing you for life.

Now, align the middle of the car

with that can.

- Dad, I know.
- Okay.

Turn the wheel... 45 degrees.

Be
sure to mind your mirrors.

Your-your mirror!

You just hit a minivan.

There could have been children.

You told
me they were SUVs.

Yeah, I also told
you to stay focused.

It's hard with you
chirping in my ear.

Look, I'm just trying to
get your head on straight.

I won't always be in
the passenger seat

when you get your license.

Oh, you promise?

Get out. I'm driving.

Look, son. I don't ride
you because I enjoy it.

I just do it because I'm
trying to keep you safe.

Dad. Dad,
are you okay?

Well, that is some parking job.

Looks like he drove
up the guy-wire.

That axle is sitting
on 10,000 volts.

- Judd, call Utilities.

Get them out here ASAP.
We gotta cut the power.

- Help us, please.
- Just hang on, Wesley.

They're gonna get you
down as soon as they can.

Dispatch connected us to the
father and son on channel three.

- What are we looking at?
- The son says that his grandfather

died of a heart attack
called a widow-maker.

Sounds like his father's
having the same thing.

- How much time do we have?
- Ten minutes, tops.

Judd, we have an
update on Utilities?

Spring Hollow's
the closest team.

They're 15, 20 minutes away.

Okay. Which means 30. Alright.

I want you to get
the aerial up there.

Move in close,
but not too close.

We gotta assume that
entire skin is juiced.

- Yes, sir.
- Alright, Paul, Mateo,

you guys ever play Operation?

- Paul smokes me at that game.
- Yeah, Cap, I dominate.

Well you get to play
it in real life today.

You guys are going up.

Get a backboard, a
bucket, and some tape.

- Got it, Cap.
- Yeah. You know their names?

Father is Kevin, son is Wesley.

Hey, Kevin, Wesley?
We're gonna get you out.

- Can you hear me?
- Yeah.

Yeah, we can hear you.

My name's Captain Owen Strand.

My team's gonna
take care of you.

Please hurry.

My dad's having
trouble breathing.

Okay, I'm sure that
9-1-1 has told you,

but your car is electrified.

So I need you to
be very careful.

Do not touch anything metal.

- You understand?
- Yeah.

Yeah, we understand.

How are you gonna
get us out of here

if the car is electrified?

That's not something you
need to worry about, sir.

Just sit back.
Let us do our job.

A little closer!

That's good, Judd. Closer!

Easy.

Easy.

Hey, there.

You must be Wesley.

- I'm Paul.
- Hi.

You hanging in there, sir?

Trying.

Hey, Wesley.

Listen, I know you're scared,

but I'm gonna need your
help to help your dad, okay?

- Okay.
- See this blanket?

I need you to drape it
across the window frame.

But, look, don't touch
any of the metal, okay?

- Okay.
- There you go.

Good. There you go.

Good.

Alright, now you see this board?

It's not a conductor.

That means you and
your dad can climb on

and you don't have
anything to fear, okay?

- Okay.
- But remember,

don't touch the window frame.

Right?

Come on. Come on!

Here it
comes. Watch yourself.

Alright, kid...

Now, look, we need to get
your dad out first, okay?

So I want you to take
this capture strap

and I want you to help
him get it under his arms.

- Can you do that for me?
- Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, you can.

Alright, buddy. Here you go.

- Okay, Dad, I need you to put this on.
- Oh God, oh God!

No, we're not going anywhere

until the power
company gets here.

Hey. Hey, sir.

With all due respect,
with your condition,

that might be more
time than you have.

- Dad, we should listen to him.
- No.

- You need a hospital.
- I don't care.

I'm not sending my son
out of a giant bug zapper.

- Come on! Come on!
- No!

Hey. Hey, guys.
We need to move now!

Oh, my God. Dad,
just let me, please!

No, it's too dangerous!

Guys, we need to move now.

Look, if we stay
here, we both die.

So just shut up and
let me help you!

- Okay.
- Okay.

Alright. Alright.

- Okay.
- Make sure it's buckled.

Okay. He's in. He's in.

Good, good, good. Okay.

Now, look, I need you to help
me get him on the backboard.

Alright? Now, Kevin, I need
you to tuck your arms in, okay?

Keep as still as you can, okay?

- Do not touch the frame.
- Okay.

Dad, are you ready?

Son, if anything happens...

I... I know.

- Paul?
- Hey, man, I know. I know.

That's right, help
him out. Easy.

Watch out now.

There you go.

Okay, watch it, watch
it. Watch, watch, watch.

Good. There you go.

Easy. Easy.

Watch your feet.
Watch your feet.

Alright, Mateo, he's
clear, he's clear.

- Get him on the backboard.
- Alright, let's go. Feet first.

There you go.
Good job, sir. Good job.

I got you. I got
you. I got you.

I got him. Go get the kid.

Wesley, you're up, okay?

Now, keep your head
down. Let's go.

There you go.

There you go.

Alright. Go.

They're clear! Swing it.

Swing it! Swing it!

Is my dad gonna be okay?

I think so, buddy.

He was lucky to
have you in the car.

They're gonna put a
stent in at the hospital.

He should be back on his
feet in about a week.

A week?

Dad, we can still
get my license.

Uh, if you think I'm ready.

Kiddo, you're
ready for anything.

You know, Wesley is
gonna be a great driver.

- Better than his old man.
- Alright, we're gonna take you to West Park.

Wes, you could ride
with us in the back.

West Park? At this hour?

The 35 will be a parking lot.

We should go to St. Raymond's.

You can take surface streets.

Alright. Ready? Let's go.

Looks like we're gonna be
in for a long run, Cap.

Gotta love a control freak.

Mm, this chorizo
and egg is fire.

Mm. Barbacoa's not bad either.

- You wanna switch?
- Uh-huh.

Yo. Carlos, what
are you doing here?

Had a call
in the neighborhood.

Thought I'd surprise your son

with some street tacos.

Well, I hope you brought
enough tacos for everybody.

I did, actually.

Oh, you got
us Juan Juan tacos?

He did get us Juan Juan tacos!

Hey! You, sir,
are a golden god.

You don't want one, Owen?

Oh, no, no. I can't
have any tacos.

I have a wedding to go to.

Which reminds me,

there is a cake tasting
tomorrow at the house.

Is that, um, really necessary?

I mean, we're just gonna go
with the traditional white,

from the same panadería that did

both of my sisters'
quinceañeras.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

No, I wanna throw another
candidate into the mix.

- Another candidate?
- Yeah.

I mean, look, I-I have a
place on Alvarado Street

that Is gluten-free,
sugar-free and dairy-free.

Sounds flavor-free.

Okay, You can
laugh all you want,

but you'd be shocked
what you can do

with monk fruit and
teff these days.

- I'm sorry. Did he say teff or teft?
- I don't know.

You know, I've
seen it a thousand times.

The party's going great, and
then they bring out the cake

and everybody dives
in and they get

that high fructose corn
syrup and then sugar crash,

and everybody starts
heading for the exits,

and the whole joy is just
sucked out of the wedding.

- Imagine that.
- Hmm.

Alright. So, promise me
you'll just give it a chance.

Tomorrow, three o'clock.

- Okay.
- Yes, sir.

Just when I thought he
couldn't get any more Dadzilla.

He puts monk's fruit
on our wedding cake.

I believe it's just monk fruit.

No possessive.

What?

Listen. He's just
asking to try it, okay?

There's no try with
your dad. Only do.

He's so controlling,
he's out of control.

It's true. He did strip
'em of their pocket squares

like a field marshal.

Dude's drunk on power.

Well, has anybody
thought about maybe,

you know, talking to
him, saying, stand down.

I've thought about it.
But, listen, honestly,

I have never seen
him this excited

about anything in
my entire life.

Alright? I, I don't
wanna make him feel bad.

So we get to feel bad.

Listen, you can say something
to him, too. Mm-hmm.

And kick off my son-in-law
relationship with a "back off"?

- No, thanks.
- Well, I don't know.

I mean, me and, uh, Gracie's dad

had some pretty
tough conversations

leading up to our wedding.

Oh, yeah?

How'd that work
out for you, man?

We didn't talk for two years.

Yeah. Okay, so that's a no.

Well, one of you
better say something soon,

'cause I've seen his set
list for the reception.

Let's just say if you're not
having it on an actual yacht,

this may not be
the rock you want.

Oh, my.

Okay. No, that's it.
You guys are right.

Somebody has to stand up to him.

And I know just the
person to do it.

So...

now you come to me

about the day of
my son's wedding.

We're sorry, Mama.

It was wrong to exclude you.

Yet you did exclude me.

I offered you my guidance,
my wisdom, and you said no.

We didn't mean
to hurt your feelings.

We just wanted to make
the wedding our own.

Mm-hmm.

So what changed?

My father has gone insane.

You let Owen get involved?

Let him? He-he just
sort of took over.

So we were hoping that
you could reel him in.

He doesn't like our
suits. He doesn't like our music.

Now he wants to change the cake.

Well, this all sounds
very unfortunate, mijos.

You know, the relationship
with the in-laws,

los consuegros,

it's too important.

It is the foundation

of a happy bond
between the families.

If Owen wants to take
charge, I cannot interfere.

Mama.

He wants to go
gluten-free on the cake.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, hell, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

That man needs to
be stopped now.

Nada de gluten-free!

Por favor. Ya se pasó ya.

♪ Time is a river ♪

♪ I'm floating downstream ♪

♪ I can't forget all
that we've been through ♪

♪ But before too long ♪

♪ I'd find myself... ♪

Mark, your GT is
ready. Mark, your GT is ready.

♪ Comin' back to you ♪

- Mind if I sit here?
- Sure.

I like to be able to
keep an eye on my rig.

- I'm Patty.
- Marjan.

Enchanted.

Hey-hey. The usual, Chloe.

Maybe this time cook
the bacon?

Real bacon don't fold.

Yeah, yeah.

♪ Now I won't be
comin' back to you ♪

Oh.

That's a little creepy.

- What?
- That's Ken and Barbie over there, isn't it?

I'm not a stalker, I swear.

I'm just surreptitiously
keeping an eye on them.

Like I surreptitiously
keep an eye

on my cheatin'
SOB first husband.

No, it's not like that.

So what's it like?

It's a long story.

You're my only
company today, honey,

so spin me a yarn.

Okay, so I helped them
with some engine trouble,

maybe 80 miles back.

And they seemed so nice.

Like, really nice.

Like Stepford nice.

It's a movie from, like,
the '50s or something.

1975, honey.

Okay, so you get it, right?

And then I, I get
back to my bike,

and I find this.

That's right to the
point, isn't it?

It doesn't jive with
this happy couple

I'm seeing on social media

or the smiling woman
feeding him French fries.

I've been in bad
situations, honey.

And you adapt to survive.

If you think
something's going on,

it's worth checking out.

Look, there she goes.

If you want a word,
now's your chance.

But what if I'm wrong and
she thinks I'm a kook?

But what
if you're right?

Better you a kook than her dead.

Yeah.

♪ Now I won't be
comin' back to you ♪

- Hi.
- Marjan.

What are you doing here?

I came for you, actually.

I-I followed you guys here.

Followed us?

Why would you do that?

Because you asked me to?

Which I-I'm now
realizing you did not.

I'm sorry. This
is a huge mistake.

I swear, I'm not a stalker.

I'm sorry. I had to make sure
that he wasn't listening.

He does that sometimes.

Thank you.

Thank you so much for coming.

He's been getting worse.

What happened?

I knew that Grant
was gonna be angry

about the RV breaking
down and blame me.

He did that to you?

I just should have let
him stop in Tucson.

No, Kiley, this
is not your fault.

I'm, I'm calling the cops.

- No, no, you can't.
- Why not?

Because they won't do anything.

I've tried, I, I called them
once before outside Louisville,

and they said that
without evidence

it's just he said, she said.

And then they left.

He almost killed me that night.

Okay. Well, what-what were
you hoping I could do for you?

I don't know. You just
seemed so kind on the road,

and a firefighter.

I thought that maybe
you could save me.

That you could take me away.

I would, but my-my
bike is a bobber.

A what?

It's, it's stripped down.

It-it can't fit two people.

- I am so stupid.
- No.

Oh, my God, I'm so stupid.

I am so sorry that
I bothered you.

No, no. No, no. Hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey.

It's okay.

I promise you I am gonna
figure something out

to make sure you're safe, okay?

But the mechanic
said that the RV

is gonna be ready
in a few hours,

and then after that,
we're back on the road.

And I already know
he's not gonna like

how much it's gonna cost.

Listen...

go finish your lunch

and I'm gonna figure
something out, okay?

I'm going to find you
another ride out of here.

James
Martinez, come to repairs,

your truck is ready.

James Martinez,
your truck is ready.

- False alarm?
- Oh, no. More like a five-alarm.

- Oh, dear.
- Yeah.

So, uh, what are you up to

after you finish
your Denver omelet?

Denver?

What Denver omelet
has bacon in it?

I don't know, I'm not
really a pork person,

but, like, where are you
headed to next, Patty?

Close to Denver, as it
happens. Uh, Boulder.

You wouldn't have room
in your cab for one more?

Well, yeah, if she's willing to
sit through my Mandarin lessons.

Great. Okay, so we just need
to find a way in the next hour

to separate her from
Prince Charming.

Alright, that...

That seems doable enough.

Okay, great.

Grant Harlan,
your RV is now ready.

Grant Harlan, report to repairs.

Your RV is ready.

I take it Grant's
your Prince Charming.

They're way early.
What the hell?

Typical Theo. He runs
maintenance here at this stop.

He always under-promises
and over-delivers.

- Okay. Okay, I have an idea.
- Hmm?

I need at least ten minutes.

Okay. I...

- I can buy you that, honey.
- How?

Two flaky
apples a la mode.

Uh, we didn't order this.

They're from your friend.

She said to add an extra
scoop for the lovebirds.

- Is that, uh...
- Marjan.

What are the odds?

We're on an interstate
going the same direction.

So not exactly Powerball.

Do we have to eat this? I'd
rather just get back on the road.

Babe, she's just being nice,

and she saved our butts.

Don't be rude?

Apple's my
favorite. Thank you.

Dad? You home?

Yeah. I'm in here
banging my head

against these
floral arrangements.

Hello.

Andrea? What a nice surprise.

I hope I'm not intruding.

Oh, no, not at
all. Not at all.

I heard there was cake.

Yes. And as a matter of fact,
you should be involved in this.

- How is your palate?
- Decent.

No, she's being modest.
Mom's got one of the most

sophisticated palates
in the family.

- She's known for it.
- Is she now?

I just know what I like.

Well, you think you do.

You see, 'cause most people

would turn up their noses
at the idea of a vegan cake.

They think it'd
be chalky and dry.

And, of course, why wouldn't
it be? It's 20% turnips.

- Turnips?
- Yeah.

Hijole! Who puts turnips
in a wedding cake?

I know, I know. It
sounds disgusting.

Well, it wouldn't
be my first choice.

Well, maybe it won't be.

But you know what?

I am going to give the authority
to the expert in the room.

And whatever you decide,

it's not gonna hurt my feelings.

Really? Hm.

- With just one catch.
- What catch?

You need to taste it blind.

Dad, is... Is that
really necessary?

Well, not actually blindfolded,

but, yes, it's the only way
to prevent confirmation bias.

- So please turn around.
- Okay.

Turn, turn, turn, turn,
turn around, turn around.

You guys, go on, turn around.

And Andrea, you
may do the honors.

Cake number one.

- It's sweet, but not too sweet.
- Hmm.

Moist, but not dense.

I'm getting notes of

almond and carrot
in the frosting.

I have to admit,
it's not half bad.

And I have to admit, you
completely nailed that.

Okay. Alright, alright.

Now...

cake number two.

Mm!

Ay, dios mio! Por favor.

The vanilla sponge is
melting in my mouth.

Is that spiced cream cheese
in the buttercream, I taste?

You are unbelievable.

Number two, hands down.

I'm sorry, Owen. You
can't fake the real thing.

Well, as it turns
out, you clearly can.

Because you picked
the vegan cake.

- Mentiroso!
- Yes!

Oye, that's one of the best
cakes I've ever tasted.

Come on. Come on,
guys, Try it up.

You boys have to try
it. Come on. Tomenlo.

Hmm?

That's... good.

It's delicious, actually.

Alright, I'm gonna
cancel the other cake.

Owen, you really
know your stuff.

You know what? I
just know what I like.

Well, now
you're being modest.

But I heard that
you were struggling

with the flower arrangements.

Yes, yes. And look...

I feel like it's
missing something.

Well,
maybe I can help.

Oh, I think that's
more than enough.

Don't, don't you think, Mom?

Yeah, we, we wanna
keep it simple.

Drama.

That's what's missing.

- Yes. Yes.
- Something bold.

Something that
makes a statement.

- Something like, um...
- Um...

Orchids!

Oye.

You. You're unbel...

Okay, we're going to
the florist later.

Would you mind coming?

Oh, you try
and keep me away.

Ah. There we go.

What just happened?

Our worst nightmare,
that's what happened.

- This is good. This is gonna be fun.
- Yeah.

$1,457 for a
frickin' fan belt?

Damn it. How-how the hell are
we gonna afford this, Kiley?

We'll just have to post a few more
videos this month on Instagram.

Oh, yeah. And rake
in a whole ten bucks!

I knew we should have
stopped in Tucson.

If we max out the credit
card, it's your ass.

You've gotta be kidding me.

What the hell, man?

You got a problem, son?

Yeah. You charge
me 2,000 bucks

and my RV's in worse shape
than when I brought it in.

- It won't even start.
- What are you talkin' about?

I fixed that compressor myself.

It was runnin' just fine.

I don't know what to tell you.

Still giving you trouble?

Yeah. Now...

- it won't turn over.
- Seriously?

It was, uh, starting just
fine out on the road.

Well, now it makes a
sputtering sound and dies.

Sputtering like, uh, k-k-k

or is it like a louder,
like a ka-ka-ka?

Like the engine's
trying to crank?

Cranking, I-I guess.

Huh. So not the starter then.

Uh, sounds like you should
probably look at the engine.

Sounds like.

This is literally
highway robbery.

I just spent 1,400 bucks.

How the heck does my car
not start? Come on, man.

- This is ridiculous.
- Who knows?

Everything looks okay.

Let's just check the
fuse panel to be sure.

- Huh.
- What?

Fuel pump relay was out.

That's funny.

It's almost like somebody
unplugged it.

Where's Kiley?

Kiley!

Wave goodbye.

'Cause you are never
gonna see her again.

What did you do?

I had to put an end
to the epic romance

before its tragic ending.

She's always been weak.

No matter what she says,
she knows where she belongs.

And who she belongs to.

Are they as exquisite
as you pictured?

Ugh. Better.

We're gonna put one of
those on every single table?

Except for
the grooms', of course.

On yours, we'll have three.

Wow, it's gonna get
really jungly in there.

Do we think that they
could be... bigger?

- No. No.
- No, it's great.

- It's perfect.
- Mm-hmm.

I think we can do 15% bigger.

Get out of my head.

I was gonna say 15%.

Guys, it's beautiful.

But it all also seems...

- ...very expensive.
- Mm-hmm.

- Oh, no, no, no. They're on me.
- On us.

No, no. I would never dream.

Don't argue or you'll
hear from Gabriel.

On us.

That's very nice of you guys.

But money aside, this
all feels like a lot.

It's not so much, TK.

Mom, we're gonna have

more flowers than
the Fiesta Parade.

You only get married once, mijo.

Twice in your case.

But only once to
someone you love.

That is very generous
and we appreciate it.

But we were hoping to go for
something classic and easy.

Like roses and lilacs.

And isn't
that the point, Mom?

- Mm-hmm.
- To do what we want?

Well, maybe we
can... do 'em as accents.

What do you think, Owen?

Hmm...

I guess we could. We could
put it in the arches.

Would that be possible?

- Certainly.
- There's a flower arch now?

Four, actually.

I love flower arches.

They're so magical.

So magical.

I mean, who doesn't
love a flower arch?

- Ah!
- Uh... I don't, Dad.

Why not?

I don't think you
guys are hearing us.

We don't like flower
arches or orchids.

What we really liked
was our pocket squares.

- Remember those?
- Okay, babe. Just take it easy.

No, Carlos. This
isn't us, alright?

None of this feels like us.

Look, I know this
is very stressful.

It is, but trust me on this.

When the big day comes and
everything looks beautiful,

- you're gonna thank us.
- Mm-hmm. That's right.

And we're
doing it all for you.

No, you're not. Oh, my God.

You are doing this for you

so you can control everything
like you always do.

And I am sick of it.
And, Dad, you're fired.

- Fired from what?
- From planning the wedding.

Both of you are.

You can't fire us 'cause
you didn't hire us.

Exactly.

You're not gonna talk to me?

Why should I?

You were gonna leave me.

But I didn't.

You mean you couldn't.

I don't know what
I was thinking.

The idea of living without you,

it, it isn't a life
because I love you so much.

Babe?

Aren't you gonna say anything?

Look at me. Look at me.

Don't you dare cry.

You do not get to cry.

Do you understand me?

Do you understand?

Yes.

What I'm trying
to figure out is,

when did you start
scheming with that bitch?

Was it at the truck stop

or before on the
side of the road?

I left her a note on her
motorcycle when we broke down.

We were having such
a bad fight, Grant.

And you scared me.

I just, I wanted a friend.

Well, where's your friend now?

She abandoned you
just like everybody

abandons you.

Except me.

Do you know why?

'Cause you're the
only one who loves me.

Because I'm the only
one who can stand you.

♪ Like a wildfire
you're burning up ♪

♪ Keep, keep, keep it up, oh ♪

♪ I can't get enough ♪

♪ Like a wolf... ♪

- Cake?
- God, yes.

Oh, and the one with
the real sugar, huh.

None of this hippie crap.

I'm way ahead of ya.

- Oye.
- There you go.

Thank you.

- Mm!
- Ohh.

- Riquísimo!
- It's so good.

Not, not as healthy as my hippie
version, but what you gonna do?

Yeah, well, don't worry.

We'll hit that after
the sugar crash.

You know what really chafes me?

This notion that we're
not hearing them.

It's like, no, yeah, we hear ya.

Your ideas are just dull.

Well, at least it
was their dull ideas.

Yes, exactly. Wait, I'm sorry.

Whose side are you on?

This isn't the first
time I've been accused of

not hearing my son.

When Carlos came out
to Gabriel and me,

we were raised old school,

didn't have the experience of

how to talk about
that kinda stuff.

- I get it.
- We loved our son,

but we just didn't
know what to say.

So we said nothing.

Well, he knows you accept him.

Now he knows, but...

when I think about
all those lost years,

how much it must have hurt him.

It's my biggest
regret in life, Owen.

He forgives you.

He knows you love him.

I know he does.

But this wedding.

I went all in...

Yeah.

And I ruined it.

You're coming from a good place.

You're a great mom.

You can be forgiven for
squeezing a little bit too hard.

Yeah, well, that's
my excuse anyway.

So what's yours?

Kiley.

Oh, I'm fine, babe. I
don't want anything.

I didn't ask if you want
anything. Get off your ass.

You're staying
where I can see you.

Grant, could you turn
it down a little?

Baby?

- Grant.
- What?

What do you want now?

I'm sorry.
It was hurting my ears.

I'm sorry.

What are we doing?
Why are we stopping?

What did I say about
the crying, Kiley?

- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- What did I say?

You know what my
old man used to say?

You wanna cry? Then I'll give
you something to cry about.

That's enough.

Don't you ever touch her again.

Bitch.

Oh, my God.

Told you this would
come in handy.

Oh.

It's been happening
for a year or so.

Okay, thank you.

We'll let you know if
we need anything else.

Everything go okay?

Yeah.

They actually listened
to me this time.

I guess it helps to
have video evidence.

I'm glad.

Thank you, Marjan.

For everything.

I don't know what to say.

You don't have to say anything.

It was the right thing to do.

In my experience,

that's never made anybody
do something before.

You know how you set
out on the open road

to find your true purpose?

Yeah.

I think you just found it.

What's that?

Rescuing people.

You're my hero, Marjan.

- Hey.
- Mind if I come in?

Sure. I was just
having some tea.

Carlos isn't around?

No. Interesting
timing, actually.

His mom took him out to
dinner about half an hour ago.

What is that, Dad?

Extra virgin olive
oil from Tuscany.

I couldn't find an actual
olive branch at this hour.

And it lowers your
LDLs, so there's that.

You're gonna tell me
what kinda salad dressing

I should have now, too?

I-I deserve that.

Um, I wanted to
talk to you about

how I've gone slightly overboard
with the wedding planning.

Slightly overboard?

Leo went less overboard
on the Titanic.

I admit it.

I've been insufferable.

I thought I was
doing it for you,

but mostly I was
doing it for me.

For what? To show off?

'Cause, look, we're not gonna get
on the cover of Bridal Magazine

no matter how amazing
the wedding is.

Oh, no, no. You're
wrong about that.

Bridal Magazine
is often featuring

same-sex couples as long
as the taste level...

It's beside the point.

I was not doing it to show off.

So why were you?

Because it's the last thing
you're ever gonna need from me.

And so I wanted
it to be perfect.

What are you talking about?

You're marrying a guy
who's capable and decent,

wonderful, and he's gonna
take great care of you.

So my job's basically over.

You wish, Dad. Alright?

I don't know the first
thing about being married.

Well, neither do
I. I'm 0 and 2.

You know what I mean? It's not
like I was an amazing husband.

Yeah, I guess, but...

you are an amazing father.

And one day I hope
to be one, too.

So I'm gonna need your
help and guidance.

That would be so cool.

And I'm always gonna need
my best friend, okay?

I just, I don't need you to
make everything perfect for me.

- Deal.
- Deal.

Would you like some green tea?

- Ooh, yes, please.
- Okay.

Uh...

Hey, son, You don't always keep
the bag in the cup, do you?

Yeah. Why?

Well, it makes the tea acidic

and it stains your teeth.

Here we go.

Have I taught you nothing?

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