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Let's fight!

Muay Thai!

"Foot Strikes Face!" (Thai)

Whoever is fooling around, stand up.

No one?

There's no one?

Thank you.

Look at your uniforms. Are you old ladies going hiking? [Cheonbang High School, Seoul, 2006]

Are you trying to show all the colors of the world at once?

Teacher, I only said one thing. Please overlook it.

Then our Ttong-man and Joo-man. The man-man brothers. (Ttong, mispronunciation of Dong, means "poop")

If you get this question right, you won't get hit.

Teacher, instead of haggling with students, please just overlook it.

I agree.

Okay, I'll just hit you. Come here.

Ch-Challenge! I will take on the challenge!

Listen carefully. The chance of you knowing the answers to the questions is 20%.

The chance of getting them wrong from mistakes is 40%.

Then what is the percentage that your ass will go unharmed?

- Is that the question? - I don't think I heard you correctly.

- Five, four, three, two— - Say it's 50.

F-Fifty! The answer is 50%!

Oh, 50! Applause!

I should give an award to our man-man brothers! Come up here.

We will go to accept the award!

Hey. Hey!

- I have arrived. - You're here? Take hold of that.

- What? - Both of you, take hold of that.

Since you answered 50 so confidently, let's hit you 50 times.

I thought it was 1%.

One? Hold onto it for now.

Is there anyone who knows the answer?

Yes, Moo Bin?

It's 12%.

Correct!

He's chirping again.

Teacher! Wait! Ah, Teacher! Wait!

It stings so much!

[Poongwoon Girls' High School, in Choongnam, Seosan - 2006]

Ah! Teacher, that hurts!

Do you go around holding events?

It's because she's going to become an announcer.

Just give me your headband.

Give it to me quickly.

Can't you let it go just once?

That's not it!

When I become an announcer, I'll look for you on a show where they search for people.

Ae Ra, in order to become an announcer

you need to be good at schoolwork.

She's good at schoolwork though. She even made 29th place once.

So, 35th, are you going to follow Ae Ra and become an announcer, too?

No, I'm going to be a good housewife.

Anyway, enough talking.

If your items were confiscated, you have to stay after school and clean the auditorium.

We can't do that today!

Get off or I'll mess up your wrist.

Hey, they said all the coffee milk ran out.

Aish.

Bo Ram, here. I bought it for you beforehand. [To: Bo Ram]

Don't do this kind of stuff anymore. I only get in trouble with your mom.

You'll come to tutoring today, right?

I can't go. I'm going to ditch class because I need to go to Gangnam.

Gangnam? Why Gangnam?

It's none of your business.

Hey! Hey!

Hey hey!

The side dish shop lady is no good.

- Why does the fried dumpling— - Are you fussing about food again?

Are you a chef? Are your taste buds that good?

But why does it smell like hamburgers?

That's why I told her she needs to use

a separate microwave for different foods.

What is this? Why did you wear this to school?

It matches.

You make it too obvious that you're not from here.

If you transferred to Seoul for high school, you should at least pretend to be from Seoul.

Like me, see?

See? Wolf cut.

Are you going to wear that to confess?

Me?

- Who will I confess to? - Jang Bo Ram.

Huh? Why?

You are the best fighter. She is the leader of the girls.

Won't the opposition parties come together for solidarity?

Solidarity of opposition parties?

What is that?

Anyway,

did she say she liked me?

Can't you tell since she gives you coffee milk every day?

Do you know how hard it is

to get coffee milk from our school cafeteria? [From: Bo Ram]

Even I won't want to get involved with someone wearing a "Red Devil" t-shirt with a stretched-out neck.

Park Moo Sae. No wait, your name was...

- Moo Bin. Moo Bin. - Moo Bin? Park Moo Bin?

Please contribute and let us borrow your expensive shirt.

I mean, your classmate will be going out for a national competition.

You could do at least that much, right?

I could return it to you before evening study session if I come right back from Gangnam.

- Gangnam? - Yeah, our Ttong-Man has a Taekwondo competition there today.

When he wins and takes his uniform off as a ceremony,

it will look cool if he has this fancy,

luxury checkered shirt on. And our Ttong-man

will look like a Seoul citizen.

Oh, you're giving this to him?

This is a precious thing.

[From: Bo Ram]. I have to care for my "stage manners."

It's kind of my fate as a star fighter.

What time is the competition again?

Six o'clock. We'll have to take the 3 o'clock train. Will we make it?

Hey, of course, we can go.

We look perfect right now.

It's pretty serious.

Teacher, I think we have the flu...

In order to get treated quickly...

can we get off school?

You really don't have any color in your lips.

Thank you.

I think I have a case of acute hemorrhagic conjunctivitis.

Aigoo, there's a really strong menthol pain reliever smell coming off you guys.

It's dangerous to put that stuff around your eyes. Something bad will happen!

In PE class, I got hit by some unni with a shuttlecock.

You would think it was Hyun Jeong Hwa who hit me.

Hyun Jeong Hwa was a table tennis player.

You're trying really hard.

We tried everything. Nothing is working.

Should we try saying we broke our ankles?

Who touched my car? It's brand new!

I have a good solution.

Mic....

Hey, what are you doing?

Put that down. Don't do that.

Where are you going? Hey, neon yellow and pink! I saw you!

Hey, kids! Where are you going?

Choi Ae Ra! Baek Seol Hee! Tomorrow you guys...

What are you doing? You're acting like today is your last day alive.

Do you think there's no tomorrow?

No! I just didn't think about it!

Ah! Let's go!

[Seoul - Gangnam - National Taekwondo Institute] [2006]

♫ Doctor, Doctor, give me the news, I've got a bad case of loving you ♫

Seol, do you know why middle aged men get so hung up about reunions with hometown buddies?

To drink?

Country bumpkins need to put up a strong front.

Also, we've practically raised him since we were all six years old. Of course, we should be here to cheer him on.

Go Dong Man! Go Dong Man! Go Dong Man!

Turning kick, rascal. Side kick. That's it!

Clear! Clear!

Use your foot. Go Dong Man. Use your foot!

Use your foot!

Use your foot first! Go in first!

Use your foot to destroy him!

Kick! I said kick to destroy!

What is she doing here?

That psycho girl, she's here again.

Go! Kick!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Go Dong Man!

♫ Who cares if you can't do it ♫

[Round 1: Previous Year - Ong Bak; Previous Year - Baek Ji Yeon[

Okay, on his left. And he...

Go Dong Man!

Tell them to be quiet.

Do you know how scary country bumpkin girls are?

How can I tell them to stop?

Bo Ram...

What the...? Why did you come here?

Why did you give Go Dong Man the coffee milk that I gave you?

What? You came here to ask me that? You're not going for your tutoring session?

By chance, do you like Go Dong Man?

Go Dong Man! Go Dong Man! Go Dong Man! Go Dong Man!

Yeah!

Yes!

Yeah!

From today on, when you go anywhere, say that you have a boyfriend.

Go out with me!

Jang Bo Ram!

You?

Oh my gosh. Congratulations!

Solidarity of opposition parties! Fighting!

- There. - Ugh, that's not it...

What did he just say?

Huh? I think he's asking you to go to Yonsei University together.

Crazy bastard! How dare you throw out your uniform! Your uniform! Come here!

Let go of my ear first, please.

I sent him to Seoul to work hard in sports. That little...

Gosh.

Is her neck broken? Why does she keep swinging her head like that?

Are you really going to go out with him?

Yeah, I'm going to date him! Go tell my mom if you want.

I'm really going to tell her.

He can't even do probabilities

and he always gets beat up during math classes and wears a Red Devil T-shirt! Why?

Because he looks good. Because he's the best!

I only date the best.

Ouch.

Hey!

Why did this fall here?

Sorry. I'm sorry.

Hey!

I said, I was sorry!

The legendary crazies of that time. Did they really become legendary?

Sorry. Sorry. Excuse me.

Sorry.

What the heck? Are they admitting VIP customers first? What the heck?

The mic girl who wanted to sit at the news desk...

got to sit at the Information Desk.

For your safety, please walk in an orderly manner.

Which floor are you goi— The P floor - Penthouse.

The Taekwon Boy who looked as if he'd conquer the world...

Customer, I exterminated the ticks, and today

I also sprayed phytoncide, as a bonus.

He lives to destroy ticks. [Dr. Go Dong Man / Tick Doctor for You]

The Pink Princess whose dream was to become a kind housewife.

Hello, customer.

She became a kind customer service employee.

Hello, we gift happiness. We're Dream Home Shopping.

As for absolute taster Jang Geum who loved the cafeteria.

Let's say 50 won each; 2,000 total.

You won't go for 50? It's only 50?

We're buying 2,000 fishcakes, yet you won't give us a 50 won discount each?

It's soft, but...

He became responsible for food products for the home shopping network.

- Natural cheese. - Natural cheese. Ah.

This is how how we became

the Legendary Last Place Fantastic Four.

[Fantastic Four]

Welcome.

Welcome.

[Isn't it time to check your exam results? How did you do?]

Welcome.

Why aren't you answering your phone?

Hey!

Kim Moo Gi, answer your phone! Gosh!

Did he fail again?

Welcome.

Choi Ae Ra?

You are Ae Ra, right?

Ah, yes. Should I dispatch?

You're Choi Ae Ra.

Who are you again?

It's me, it's me! Kim Joo Ah from Classroom 2.

As if I could possibly not know.

One moment. Okay.

Although you work here, you've never come in before, have you?

Thanks to my oppa's credit card, I'm able to come here for the first time, too.

Don't feel like it makes us so different.

What the heck.

[Lucky Department Store, VIP Lounge, Designer Bag]

All done.

How could we run into each other at a time like this?

I'm so happy to see you!

No way.

- I'm getting married! - Darn it.

I didn't ask.

We're getting married in Hilton Hotel Diamond Hall.

Our newlywed home is at Doguk Palace. My ring is 2.5 carats. Our honeymoon is...

I thought you were rapping.

When they sang "Oh, Korea Will Surely Win!" I was so excited that I climbed up on a car and did this.

That was captured on TV and when my mom saw that, all hell broke loose...

Oh my. I was being too loud. Sorry.

Oh, right.

Did you know that when I was in fifth grade I was in the same class as Doo Joon from Beast?

I didn't.

Back then, I...

could dance much better than he could and I was a lot more popular, too.

Enough about your past. Do you have anything more recent to talk about?

I heard you have a professional job from Gyeong Goo.

Oh, yes.

I provide a service that caters to the health of the people.

Oh. Then are you a doctor?

I'm responsible for treating atopic dermatitis for residents in Dobong County.

Oh my!

Dermatology? Dermatology is so popular!

Oh, gosh.

It's that. That over there.

♪ Oppa got a car, I'm on my way to pick you up, Hurry up and come out. Hoo! ♪

You're so excited.

I'm a man with a car. Later, I can give you a ride in it.

No. It's okay.

I used to take the subway to go on my routes when I used to install bidets.

Geez, the transportation cost was close to my studio apartment rent.

But when you pay your rent every month,

I feel like I was getting ripped off. Don't you feel that way, Do Yeon?

I have a lease.

Oh. A lease? Oh!!

You must be rich.

What is your major?

Oh, right. I heard that at one time you were famous for doing some sport. What sport did you do?

Sport?

I didn't play any sports? No, I didn't.

- Oh, I see. - Yes.

By the way,

did you give up on being the next Baek Ji Yeon? Or did you fail?

You said you were going to be the next Kim Joo Ha.

Why are you depending on your guy's credit card?

What do you mean, depending? It's love.

Ae Ra, you should also get married before it's too late.

- I have someone, too. - Really?

He's a judge.

What?

- In training. - Of course, it must be difficult supporting an exam student.

Hey.

In your rapid-fire profile, how come the age of your doctor fiancé was not mentioned?

Does it start

with a three?

Four?

He looks very young for his age.

I see. He must really look young.

[Fireball (from Street Fighter computer game)]

Ae Ra, you should get married soon, too.

Lower your standards and find someone at your level. Then you'll get married fast.

You know they say even straw shoes come in pairs. (even cheap shoes have a match)

[Long Wind]

Straw shoes? (In Joseon era, straw shoes were worn by the lower class who couldn't afford leather shoes.)

But, hey, Chan Sook... Is he coming to your wedding?

Poongmul groupie, Sang Mo.

[Hadoken (from the game Street Fighter)]

Why would he come?

You still think I was flirting with Sang Mo, huh?

But you know what?

I care about visuals.

He's just. Right. At. Your. Level.

Hey. I'm probably prettier than you right now!

[Mom]

Yes, yes, Customer.

Oh my. You must have been so upset.

So you're saying the blanket you received smells like farts, right?

Oh, my. I am so sorry for your inconvenience.

- Oh, my. - I'm sure it's human fart smell!

I have a dog's nose! You come and smell it yourself! ("dog's nose" = acute sense of smell)

I'm so sorry, but I have rhinitis, so I can't even smell my own fart.

So, Customer, since you have a dog's nose...

What, what, what? Dog's nose? You called me a dog's nose?

Yes, Sir, I will help you process a refund.

Before that, I will need to ask you for some personal information.

Are you the purchaser Park Jeom Soon?

No, that's my wifey.

I see. What's your wifey's phone number...

What, what, what? Wifey? Wifey?

Yes, Sir. You must have been very uncomfortable. I am sorry about that.

Ye Jin.

Yes? Hello.

You copied these to take to our meeting room, right?

Yes. I'll be done soon.

I will do it.

Pardon? You're going to do it?

I need 100 sets.

- You have to do 100 of them. - Yes.

I like doing this.

All 100 sets.

I am sorry.

You don't have a boyfriend?

I do.

Really? Then you should just get married.

The permanent employees look down at us anyway.

You know people like you make it worse.

We are having a meeting in here now.

Sorry, Deputy Section Chief. We're finished here.

Get it together. Okay?

Thank you.

Hey, hey!

Just a moment. I need to recharge.

I am really going to go crazy because of you.

You dispatched yourself because I got in trouble, huh?

Your meeting is in two hours.

What is it today? What trouble did you cause?

Don't walk around with this stuff on your face.

Honey? Should I really

just get married?

- Huh? - Huh?

Why are you acting like this again?

Is it that time of the month?

Am I picking a fight?

If we dated for six years, then...

[Invitation]

[Information: Choi Ae Ra]

Timing and Subtitles brought to you by The Fighting Team @ Viki

[My law student]

Why are you ignoring all of my Kakao Talk messages?

Don't tell me. Did you fail again?

I'm sorry, Darling.

How can you not even pass once?

Anyway, where are you?

I'm eating alone.

But Honey, I'm thinking of going on a cross-country trip.

What? Cross-country?

Is this a time for you to go around on a bicycling pleasure ride?

I'll go around the country on my bike and cool off my head...

You should've passed if you want to cool your head.

You should've passed! You should've used your head so that you have something to cool!

If he had passed, I was going to buy him a rib-eye dinner.

How am I supposed to feed that kid and keep him alive?

Aiyoo...

What should we eat for lunch?

I know this killer noodle place nearby.

I'm sorry but something urgent has come up so I have to go right now.

Something urgent came up? In that case, I can take you in that car.

I said it's okay. Taxi!

Taxi? Hold on a minute. Hold. Hold on a minute.

Excuse me. Hold on. Driver, hold on one minute.

- Noonim, how about your phone number? - I'll give it to you through Gyeong Goo.

Then, since I bought the coffee today,

you can buy me soju on Friday.

There's a street tent bar in Shilim-dong famous for their gizzards.

You can get three sides for 9,900 won.

Dongsaeng (little brother), let's say that I paid for the tea today.

So, there's no need for me to buy you soju on Friday, right?

Please go.

[Error Ae Ra]

What is it? What?

Hey, why would I go all that way just to eat with you?

No. I am not going. What? Rib-eye?

Rib-eye, you said?

Where did she go after suggesting eating? She's not even answering her cellphone.

So you should get some hair plugs before the wedding, Oppa! You need to look young.

I'm continuing to improve! I shaved down my cheek bones for you, Oppa!

But you can't even plant some hair on your head? Fine, bye!

What the...?

Gosh. What is this?

Excuse me. I'll give it a try.

[Doctor Go Dong Man]

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♫

Oh. Are you okay?

- You must be a doctor. - Pardon?

You also have a lot of hair.

Oh, yes.

We are very sorry.

Why are you so late? My lunch break is almost over.

Hey, I came on time. You weren't there at the desk.

Hey, Park Chan Sook. Why is your face so beet red?

What do you mean beet red?

But Ae Ra, you know him? You should introduce us then.

Introduce who? Go Dong Man, this is my friend from University Park—

I'm Chan Sook. Nice to meet you, Dong Man.

Oh.

Yes.

What? Should he kiss you on the back of your hand?

My name is Go Dong Man.

- She— - He is not your boyfriend, right? Huh?

No. Of course not. No way.

Oh, then just friends? Good friends?

Umm. Something like that.

Like that?

Yeah. Like friends.

If he is not your boyfriend or your friend, who is he?

To tell you the truth.

What kind of nonsense is she spewing out now?

He likes me.

What a crock! And you said you won't go out with him?

He has those visuals, and on top of that, he's a doctor.

- Doctor? - I saw he was wearing a doctor's coat underneath.

Oh. That coat.

But you won't go out with him?

I'll say it again, but I look at the visuals.

Hey, if it's at that level then—

Well, he's just average.

Nonsense.

Then, what about your law student boyfriend?

Ah, he's amazing. You'd go crazy, you would die.

When you look at him, all the fatigue in the world is relieved.

No matter what, when it comes to men, aren't visuals the most important thing?

How long has it been since I had beef? Ah, meat, meat.

Hey, let's switch seats.

Why?

Ah, hey, the sun is in my eyes. Let's switch.

You should just sit anywhere. You're so picky.

Go over there.

It's not even that bright here.

Hey, pet me.

What did you say?

Here, ruffle my bangs.

You know in dramas when the man pets the woman's head? Do that.

I don't want to! I really don't want to touch you!

If you want to eat rib eye, put your hand on me.

So dirty and childish.

Did you not wash your hair?

Why...

are you telling me to ruffle your hair?

I'm going crazy!

I said to ruffle it. Who told you to grab my hair?

Hey, your height is around 185 cm, right?

185.6?

Would you like to order?

Yes. Give us three servings of rib-eye steak.

Oh, dang. Did your man pass his exam?

Give us a bottle of soju and beer.

He failed, failed.

All right.

I'm going to drink in the day and get some energy to bury my bones at the info desk.

If I want to support him until he makes it, I'll probably have to retire from there due to old age.

Oh, that loser bastard.

What?

Why hasn't he repaid you any of the money you gave him for the exam deposit?

Huh? He's going to pay me back.

Sure he will.

His woman is getting varicose veins at her age, standing behind the info desk all day to support him.

Oh, this crazy bastard.

Hey, don't talk about him like that.

If he was someone in his right mind,

he would at least try to get a construction job or something.

I won't let him do hard labor.

Geez, what a devoted wife-to-be! So devoted!

Aigoo, nice to meet you, Miss Devoted.

Have a great meal!

Hey, leave! I'm not buying you meat anymore!

Give us the three servings quickly, please!

It's going to wear out. Are you going to buy it?

What percentage (discount) will you give me?

Hey. It's already sale-priced half off.

How much more of a discount can I give you?

It has eight gears.

The next bus is 171-7...

A-E-I-O-U.

Take the challenge now! Join the future of KBC.

A-E-I-O-U.

A-E-I-O-U.

[KBC New Announcer Recruitment]

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Hold on!

- Ugh!

You should take a taxi.

♫

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- Ugh!

♫

The person you called is not available. Please leave a message after the tone.

Oh. Why aren't you answering the phone again?

Oh, Choong Ho. Hello.

Room 208? Room 208?

What was that?

Hey! Hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Room 208, Room 208, that lady's here.

- The Room 208 lady is here! - Hurry up!

Hey, close the radish container. Hurry!

Clean it up quickly!

Get Moo Gi!

Hey, get up! Get up! Moo Gi!

Get up, Moo Gi!

[Gyeryong Gosiwon] (Gosiwon - small-room dorm style living for poor people and students studying for entrance or certification exams.)

Oh, Noona, you're here? What are you doing here so suddenly?

You. Why didn't you answer your phone?

I was sleeping.

You can sleep? You can sleep?

Don't just stare. Take this.

Oh, oh. Why a bicycle?

You insisted on going on a cross-country road trip.

What are you going to ride to get there? Are you going to ride that piece of junk you bought used last year?

You want to make me a widow?

Wow. You didn't have to buy this for me.

It only has eight gears...

Why are you wearing your pants inside out?

The tag is on the outside.

Come to your senses, huh?

She's the lady from the radish and barley restaurant nearby.

- Have you been well? - Yes, hello.

You even do deliveries lately?

Yes, in order to make a living.

Why do you deliver as many as two packs of young summer radish? How are you going to make a profit if you give so much?

Is business going well?

Your radish kimchi is really good.

- Can I try one? - You'll get your clothes dirty! Don't use your hands.

Here.

Do you have hand tremors?

I guess it's because I recently quit smoking.

You mouse brat.

That's my mouse hair tie.

That's mine.

But why do Moo Gi's sweatpants

and ajumma's shirt look like a set?

Menthol.

This is the smell of Moo Gi's cigarettes.

Running away? You're running away?

- You, come here! - I'm sorry!

You, come here. Come here.

Sorry...

Wanna run?

Run!

Kim Moo Gi,

when you bought this bag for me last year, you told me that we should get married after you passed your exam.

Yeah.

But... because...

But since I kept failing...

This bag...

was the first designer purse I had in my entire life.

I nagged you saying, "Why are you wasting money?" and "Are you crazy?"

But when I took a closer look, it was really a designer bag.

When I thought about you scrimping and saving to buy this,

I became more thankful and trusting because it was from your sacrificial heart.

I-I-I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Noona.

I already knew that you weren't smart, and if you failed the test again

I was ready to tell you to just quit studying altogether.

If you failed again, I was prepared to take care of you forever out of loyalty.

- Hey. - What?

At least kneel in front of her.

Do you know how much I make standing at the information desk?

Do you think I make a lot because I pay for your rent and even give you an allowance?

Do you think I don't have dreams of my own,

so I support your dream instead?

I'm so sorry.

Why are you so stupid?

It would have been better if you had cheated

with a young floozy or a super-successful woman.

But how could you with just...

with just... with just a cafeteria lady?

Excuse me, but I'm not "just" a cafeteria lady.

[Kimchi Barley Rice]

So, I'm not "just" a cafeteria lady.

She wasn't just a cafeteria lady. She was Master Chef #499.

She was the Queen of Radish.

That punk, apparently, wasn't that stupid.

[Cross Country]

Have you packed up already?

Are you leaving now?

I've reserved lodging with my group members.

I can't afford not to go.

Buying me the bike was enough. You didn't have to lend me your car.

No way. The car isn't important, you are.

The gears.

Looks like it has about 18 gears.

Twenty-eight gears.

Well, uh...

I wanted to give this to you earlier,

but this is Moo Gi's $3000 room deposit, and I added another $300.

Three hundred dollars as sympathy money?

Just take it!

Right, take it.

That's right. It's right for you to receive it.

E-Excuse me.

Do you want a ride?

You'll have to take your bike, too. Wow, it was really heavy.

- Get in. Accept the ride. Go. - Get in.

Wait a second. Stop. What? What?

This is mine.

Y-You could've just asked.

Taxi!!

Aigoo.

Aish. Why isn't it working?

Aish! Ah!

This isn't going in.

It doesn't fit.

Call a truck.

Or just ride your bike to your destination instead.

I don't know how to ride a bike!

[Martial Artist]

Okay. [Sticky Blood Sausage]

I asked you for blood sausage. Did I ask you for liver?

You can't keep your body in shape if you eat carbohydrates at this hour. You should eat protein.

What protein? It's just cheap fat.

Did you just speak informally to me?

Once a coach, always a coach. Once a martial artist, always a martial artist!

Once a lightweight, always a lightweight. And you need to maintain that so that if you make a comeback, you will be in shape.

Who said I would return?

Who said anything?

I'll just drop the pretense and ask. Why do you keep coming to my neighborhood?

To sell blood sausage.

Does that even make sense? You're making me concerned! (Cart is in front of Granny's Blood Sausage restaurant.)

It's a fight between David and Goliath.

I am a coach that trained a 185.6 cm tall, 64 kg, slim, fit David.

If you're doing this to try to win me back, don't waste your breath.

I'm never going back to Taekwondo. I'll be 30 very soon. Would the National Team ever want someone like me?

Who said to do Taekwondo?!

Choo Sung Hoon was born in the year of the rabbit, 1975! You're in your prime age for MMA! (mixed martial arts)

Are you going to let your legs go to waste? Aren't you going crazy wanting to kick again?

As the one-time round house kick champion in Korea, don't you feel crazy watching less skilled guys flying around?

MMA or whatever! I'll never do sports again!

That one-time kicking champ died on November 3rd, 2007. So leave me alone so I can live!

You still can't forget what happened? Let it go already, huh?

I'm not going to do sports again. I've never once been happy doing sports.

It was totally embarrassing every day and desperately intense.

I'm not doing it again. Even if I die, I won't do it.

So.

then you're happy now? You're content now?

Leave.

Okay, I'm leaving.

- Is she asleep? - I think so.

I'm so embarrassed that I'm feeling dizzy.

The Sea Boys held their first concert at the Red Square Hall on the 22nd.

Why is it that...

even my farewells are this pathetic?

Next we have sad news. News anchor Park Hye Ran, who quit to get married, has now divorced after three years of marriage.

Isn't that the girl who was an announcer for a few years before she got married to a millionaire?

- It's her. Wow. - She was hired as a KBC anchor in 2013...

- I wonder why. - Known for her beauty, she was featured in news and variety programs...

- What is that? - What are you doing? What's wrong?

What? What's wrong?

- What are you doing all of a sudden? - Honey, a pedestrian! Pedestrian!

Noona, are you okay? Are you okay? Oh no, what do we do?

There was a pedestrian. A pedestrian!

- Sir, Sir, are you alright? - Geez!

Can't you see that I had the green light?! Oh! Oh!

Have you come to meet Ae Ra?

But have you bought a new car? With what money?

Oh, you know him?

Oh. R-Right.

Anyway, are you okay?

It's fine, you didn't hit me. You should get going...

Hey, don't get up. Call insurance.

You were with them?

Ah, there's no need to call insurance on people who are like family.

Who the hell are you calling family?

Call the police and the insurance company.

Just go all out and lie down in a hospital bed.

Did you two fight?

Oh, Mister.

By the way, who is this person? Is she your aunt?

I'm not his aunt...

His baby's mother.

The mother of that asshole's baby.

What are you talking about?

Oh, it's Moo Gi's mother. Hello, it's nice to meet you like this.

In this old ladies belly

is this brat's child.

Using the allowance that I gave him,

in this woman's kimchi restaurant...

he ate radish, rice, and side dishes, too...

(speaking gibberish)

You won't talk properly?!

These two made a baby.

Uh.

- Oh. - Mister, why don't you calm down first.

No, it isn't like that.

Are you even human?!

Don't! Don't!

Let go!

Let my Moo Gi go!

You'll die if you hurt my Moo Gi! Let him go!

Hyungnim, it's best if you let go. Hyungnim.

Hey, the baby. She has a baby!

I said, let go!

Hey, did I get a cut here? Look.

Gosh.

Try wiggling your tooth. Check if it's okay.

It's okay. Hey, was that lady an athlete?

That lady's strength was—

That lady's wrists make hundreds and thousands of dollars by making radish kimchi.

So why would you fight first?

You idiot. Didn't you used to do Taekwondo?

Hey, so what? Should I have roundhouse-kicked a pregnant lady?

But you. You don't have anything better to do than to get dumped by an exam student?

To others, say I dumped him.

Ugh, gosh. Why do you do this to yourself? Making me so sad.

You live your life properly!

I am living well.

- You. - What?

Park Hye Ran, she got divorced.

Get it together!

I'm going to watch you.

What a bad day.

That's why I tell you to stop buying knock-offs!

Buy quality goods for reasonable prices made in Korea!

Is this something to cry about?!

Why are you kicking my stuff!

That girl had an older brother?

It's not her brother.

- Then who was it? - Her boyfriend of 20 years.

No, wait. Her friend who is a boy.

- Oh yeah. He lives right in front of her, too. - She's greedier than she looks.

Just a friend who is a boy?

I gave her the extra $300 for no reason.

Huh?

But, Moo Gi, you gave that girl designer goods?

Wh-Where would I get the money?

It was a knock-off.

How frugal.

Ah, there's a scratch.

Throw it away!

Why are you keeping what that bastard gave you?

This is real.

- What? - I said this is real.

I'm going to get the after-sales service tomorrow.

Then you're going to keep carrying around something that the asshole bought you?

I'm going to fix it and then sell it. After I sell it, I'm going to drink alcohol with you.

Oh, seriously.

Ah, seriously. Are you crazy? Or just stupid?

Hey, follow me.

Where are we going?

Pick one.

What? You're buying me a bag?

I'm telling you to choose one.

Do this one. This one looks the best.

It's our newest product. $22.

This is the most expensive new product.

This is probably way stronger than that bag. From now on, hit people with this.

Also, when you're hitting guys like Moo Gi, put rocks in this, and then beat them.

Since this will never break.

Hey, Go Dong Man.

Why?

I am seriously going to carry this bag until I die.

Here.

Until you die?

Go ahead and pick out shoes as well.

Mister, you take credit cards, right?

Go Dong Man definitely has common sense!

Are they comfortable?

Yeah, they're really comfortable.

Also this bag is really nice.

It's strong, huh?

Yeah! I can fit five or six more soju bottles in here.

Hey! It's not a booze pouch.

I didn't buy it for you for that reason.

My Go Dong Man is totally a bag-buying man!

Dummy, why do you always smile like this after small things?

That's right, it's this. I asked you to do this earlier.

Ah, this, this?

Yeah, this. You know, this makes a girl's heart flutter.

Hey. So did your heart flutter?

What are you talking about? Why would my heart flutter because of you?

But why is your face really red

as if you were welding?

I don't know. Why am I like this?

- You. - Why?

You should quit drinking.

That's right. I should quit, right?

Why am I like this?

♫ All I want to do ♫

♫ Yeah, what I want to do do do do do ♫

♫ I want someone someone to love tonight, really really love tonight ♫

♫ Oh, my got you, why don't you, my I love you ♫