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And what's with men and their obsession with force power?
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And what's your conversation with something?
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You know what I mean?
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But there's one major difference between men and cars,
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and that's how they handle curves.
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You see?
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Guys loved it.
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Hey there folks, how are you all doing tonight?
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Excited to be here, aren't you?
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Well, let me tell you, if there's one thing I know for sure,
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it's that men and cars have a lot in common.
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Don't believe me?
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Let's take a look.
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You see, men are like cars, because they both require a lot of maintenance.
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If you don't give them the right attention, they start breaking down and act like you're crazy.
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But unlike cars, you can't just take a man to the mechanic,
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and you have a fixed up in no time.
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No, it takes a lot more effort and patience than that.
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And what's with men and their obsession with force power?
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And what's your conversation with something?
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You know what I mean?
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They want to have the biggest, fastest car on the block,
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just like they want to be the biggest, fastest man in the room.
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But here's the fitting.
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Fellows, it's not about how big your car or your muscles are.
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It's about how well you can use them.
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But there's one major difference between men and cars,
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and that's how they handle curves.
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You see, guys love to act all-tuck and macho.
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But what it comes to taking a tight turn on the road,
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they start screaming like they're closed.
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Meanwhile, cars handle curves like it ain't no thing.
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I guess that's why they say a sports car is the ultimate chick magnet.
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Now, we all know that men can't resist a shiny new car.
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They'll spend all their hard earned money on some flashy sports cars,
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and men spend all their time polishing and admiring it.
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But here's the thing, guys, you don't need a fancy car
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to impress a girl.
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What you really need is a sense of humor and a whole lot of confidence.
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Trust me, that's way more attractive than any car for whatever he is.
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And don't even get me started on how men treat their cars.
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Bill Wax and detail of until it looks brand new,
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but then toss their trash and belongings all over the inside.
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It's like they're treating their cars better than they treat themselves.
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But hey, if you're going to have a mid-life crisis,
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might as well do it in style, right?
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So there you have it, folks.
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The hilarious and absurd comparison between men and cars.
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Just remember, fellas, you may be able to drive a car,
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but it takes a real man to drive a woman crazy in a good way.
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A fool!
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Thank you and good night!
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