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I'm actually a reasonable standard, ordinary, American man.

I have a good job in brokerage firm. I'm not stupid.

I'm okay. I can chat with people.

But there is one thing I do not have track. It can be said with two words:

Fast girlfriend. None of my relationship works.

I would like to meet a sweet and thoughtful girl.

I'm tired of wasting my time at reduced wenches.

I'm looking for a with a certain depth.

A wise woman who can keep time in an interesting conversation.

I do not want to sound demanding, but she must want to be beautiful.

Long, beautiful hair and eyes, that looks into your soul.

Who I fooling? I'm looking for something that no longer exists.

Or does it?

- Thank you. - Do you have a floor?

- Yes. - Okay.

Sixth, thanks.

- Do you work in this building? - No, I'm just visiting.

It is a nice building.

You've already seen the lobby. It is nice.

- It's viewed your floor. - It is also.

- Bye. Oh, I lost ... - I will.

My goodness!

What happened?

- Shit! - What happened?

- We pushed our heads together. - Get some water, however, Ryan.

Come on!

Is there anyone who can exchange?

- What happens Ballista? - An emergency.

You're too late.

- A woman fainted in the lobby. - Who the hell takes care of it?

- I think she is a client. - Why did not you?

I will talk to you afterwards.

Away with you.

The market is open. Grab your headphones.

- Are you well? - Here is some water.

- Thank you. - I am terribly sorry.

- No, no. I'm fine. - Wait a minute.

- I do not know your name. - Ryan, you look a little pale.

Then he must sell his house and his daughter.

He just has to pay today. Call and ask for no more services.

The last girl you knew gave me gonorrhea.

- Where is the client? - She went, sir.

- What happened to your head? - A minor accident.

You make a mess of everything, Ryan. You have been here for four months.

You've earned $ 75 in commission and cost the company 10,000 in salary.

3000 in telephone calls, and then there's the space you are recording.

- What the hell is happening? - I do my best, sir.

It is not enough. You must be more aggressive.

You may find your killer instinct. Stop being so clever.

You must sell. Tell people what they want to hear.

Tell them what they want to hear. Okay. And what would they like to hear?

They will make money. Their dreams to come true.

Here is the secondary share issue from City Power. The sale starts today.

There are two extra points commission to sellers.

Call your parents, former teachers, even children with a piggy bank.

It is a solid company with incredible growth potential.

- Is it? - Who knows?

But we can make a fortune on to sell it. Take the rest of them here.

You have to sell. We can not keep your ass up on you.

And Ballista? Give the old women, what they want.

Give them a speedy trip and get them to sign. You may well.

Yes.

- Hi, Ryan. What he gave you? - Gas and electricity.

Lighten up. Otherwise served by no money in our industry.

Chad, you look great!

Last week he was dressed as a woman. He looked no worse off.

- It's a lie. - I almost geared to him.

What happened? It looks like an alien emerging.

Long story. Did you the Old City Power?

- It is nothing worse shit. - It looks as okay.

- See ya. - Take care of yourself. Ring.

Goodbye, guys.

PARKING, CAMPING, SURFING AND DOGS PROHIBITED

Good morning.

Sorry, the cupboard is bare.

- Beachfront Enterprises. - It's me.

Hello! I would have phoned. It is a good day to score.

What do you think?

Harriet has been raining our numerology.

It is a good day to score the ladies.

- Do you still my mother's fudge? - She manages my career.

- How is the market? - In bottom. It's funny you say it.

I've actually met a girl today. She is incredible.

There, you see. The numbers never lie.

- Did you get her number? - No, I totally messed me.

- Ryan ... Pull yourself together. - Yes yes, I am pathetic.

I have a new idea. Women with pets.

Has a cat woman, I will score.

Does she have more than one, I move in within a week.

Bogart and I are going to animal handler. Do you?

- Why not? - We go together through thick and thin.

Uncle Pete. I tried to sell him some shares.

Such! Begin with the relatives. It always works.

Oh my god ...

Call me

So, I asked you buy the smallest package.

Do you expect me to pay for it?

Not really. Merry Christmas, Bogart.

Thank you, Uncle Ryan.

That is how he expresses its deep gratitude.

- What's up? - There was no one in the shop.

The girl who handle, is sweet.

We talked about my fantasy dog, and she said that this was on offer.

Such! lnviterede you her out?

- No. - Did you get her number?

- No. She is engaged. - So you did not ring?

Well, when she struck the goods into.

- I am still on the girl. - There are plenty like her.

She was different.

- Meetings us for lunch? - Yes, I do.

Now I have breakfast. I need protein.

So, you know. It is enough. You get food first.

- See ya. - Yes.

- How long? - I will be enough throughout the day.

You do not talk to guys. I'm waiting here in ten minutes. Capiche?

Capiche.

Murder lncorporated Mafia was one of the companies.

- Led by Meyer Lansky and whom? - Lucky Luciano.

- Ask about something I do not know. - Okay, it was too easy.

- Look at the ass. - You should be ashamed of yourself.

I say it to the boss, he tears your eyes and your tongue out.

It was just an observation.

- Hello. How's it going? - Excellent. And you?

Fine.

- You can say like sweets? - Yes, they make me wet in my mouth.

Where are you from? I love your accent.

- Sicily. Do you know Sicily? - Home of the Mafia.

Mafioso. They are some bad boys in Sicily.

- And what about girls? - They are always virtuous.

Down!

- What happens? - Down with all of you!

Robbers ... Bad guys. Come.

Down with you! Down!

Mama Mia!

- Is everything okay? - Yes, it recalls Sicily.

You're bleeding. Let me look at it.

- In a bag! - Paper or plastic?

Are you trying to be funny? Put them in a bag!

- It must be addressed. - No, it's nothing.

Perfect.

Take a sip. It will reassure you.

Padre Pio!

I am inclined slightly. It cleans.

- Okay, do it. - It stings a little maybe.

I can not look at it. Just do it.

Stand still! Load the guns! Down on the floor! Down!

Down! Bind their hands.

- How. - Thank you.

But have you kissed it to heal it?

I forgot.

It was much better. But now it is here sorry.

Stop!

- Has any good? - Yes, we are fine.

Let's get the civilians out. Come on. Out with you.

- We better go. - Yes.

When we come out, you must not look at me.

Uncle Vincent's men are out there.

My uncle is Vincent Bublioni. He would not want me talking to guys.

I understand. Give me your number so call me.

No, you may not. We can never seen again. They kill you.

But I must see you. Whatever.

Where is it sweet. And courageously.

Listen, if you give me your number so do I call you.

I write it here.

- So they do not see it. - How are you smart.

Is everything okay?

Yes, I'm perfectly fine.

Fine enough, but we must leave now. Follow me.

Mi amore.

I'm fine too. No problems.

Boss in New York, Vito Calucci, turned up for the hearings wearing what?

- Jogging. - No, pajamas.

- I use jogging as pajamas. - It makes Victor Calucci not.

What happened there? No spoke to you?

Everything okay? Not a word to Vincent. Then he closes you never get out more.

And maybe he cloaks balls on you, fatty.

Bruno came with. You'll be there.

I have never beat anyone.

You have to be cheeky to ask people to invest their savings.

It takes real balls. Donkey balls ... B�ffelnosser.

- I have balls like a chicken. - Do chickens balls?

- So like a squirrel then. - Have you mentioned it to the doctor?

- Do you need a few more? - We are waiting for Chad. He netter himself.

Be nice. He was here yesterday with a girl who looked like a model.

- Did you check you, if it were a man? - You are awful.

Have you washed his hands again?

I want to keep them clean. I just got a manicure.

Beautiful, no?

- Move you! Move you! - What happens?

I ran into problems. There are some guys after me.

- What guys? - From the Mafia, I think.

I met a girl in supermarket and now they will kill me.

- What the hell were you doing? - Fell in love.

She is the most beautiful woman in the world.

The softest skin ... Her lips ... They fit perfectly.

- And I met at the supermarket? - In the green department. It was beautiful.

- I would die for the woman. - And you might come.

No, I'm at work. Wait a minute, honey.

Who are you waiting for? Just a moment.

Take it, Ryan. It is a by Joes clients. He is mad.

It is not my problem.

It is Vincent Bublioni. He calls constant. I've had enough.

- Take it however. - It is unethical.

Sorry wait, mr. Bublioni.

Now you get one of our talented brokers.

- I can not ... Hello? - What the hell's going on?

- I'm trying to place an order. - Mr. Willets went to lunch.

- Are you a broker? - Yes, sir.

- Then take against the order. - What do you want?

200,000 of bonds. Short duration.

- What is the interest? - Let me check.

- 3.4%. - I want more.

Then there are other investment opportunities.

What did you say?

There will be City Power shares on the market today.

You can double your investment.

- Is it safe? - Very.

- Are you contain it? - It makes Regal Securities.

- Absolutely. - So purchase of 200,000.

- The account number is 27384th - Okay ...

- Mr. Bublioni. - Right. What is the name?

- Ryan Ballista. - Well, Ballista. You'll hear from me.

Okay ...

- I got a warrant. - Well done.

10,000 shares of City Power. $ 20 piece.

- How to Ryan. - Actually it is one of your clients.

Let me see. Have you sold Vincent Bublioni shares in Power City?

- Keep him alone. - Thank you.

- Ryan, is that you? - Hello.

- The food is almost ready. - What was wrong with him?

He did not care about his numbers.

He was on the brink of suicide.

- It is probably the best. - Is not it hard?

He raped and robbed in a previous life. We must pay for our sins.

I sense something about your forehead. Did you get her number?

- No. Should I turn them off? - No, I'm burning out demons.

- It might clear your food. - Very funny.

- Oh, gr�ntsagsstuvning. - Yes, we are on a diet.

- We? - Oh no. Now he comes again.

- No thanks, I will not. - I asked you to call first.

- Hello. - Hi, Dad.

- What do you want? - Hold on. I'll get just mail.

It lies there.

Although your mother and I hate each other ...

Like the plague.

It's wonderful to get divorced. I can come and go as I want.

I was wondering ... Perhaps we should be divorced before we got married.

You've got your mail.

Learn from your old mistakes. Think with your brain, not with a dick.

- Are you still here? - I come from the racetrack.

- Tina waiting in the car. - A new floosie?

- No, the same. - Did you win anything?

At one time I won the 2000, but then, I lost 800 in the ninth.

It was not my alimony?

Why? Your lawyer would love to grab me.

A lawyer is nothing in comparison with my curse.

- Fuck you, my dear. - You too.

Okay, okay, okay.

Maybe I was reverse polarity protection the hospital.

Hello? Yes, just a moment.

It is from your work. They rang earlier.

- Hello? - Ballista?

- Mr. Bublioni? - Do you remember the shares I bought?

Mr. Bublioni, I'm not responsible for market fluctuations.

- They have risen 15 points. - Are they?

15 points. Hang on straight.

15,000.

I see.

What?

I am also out.

Come out to my home Sunday. 10:00.

- On Sunday? I do not know ... - Poinciana Drive 13th

- Come not too late. - Issue 13th So we'll see you Sunday, sir.

Give me ...

Not there.

Excuse me. I'm looking for a girl.

- Who? - Blonde, about as high.

I think she works here. She struck his head in the elevator yesterday.

It's Jessica. The poor thing. She works on the boat.

She only comes here to retrieve his reward.

Maybe I can help with anything.

I think not. But thanks. I'll just have it here.

There are totally sold out the next two weeks.

Should I meet her or just call?

- You must go there. - Why?

The transition from phone to personally meeting is not always good.

Some girls are sweet, but bad in the phone.

Others are good in your phone and just as good in reality.

One must go with them to find out.

- I need help. - I know.

No, I ...

- Hello? - Hello.

Finally! I called the wrong number.

- Could you not read my writing? - I read it from behind the mirror.

Well, you found out.

- I think I'll die without you. - I miss you too, honey.

I sit in the bathtub ...

But while I speak with you, I will do something naughty to myself.

I'm on the road.

It is too dangerous. There are guards everywhere. My uncle kill you.

Then I come on my motorcycle tonight. Meet me outside.

Okay. The address is 13th Poinciana Drive

- Poinciana Drive 13? See you tonight. - Be careful.

The yellow house on the right was purchased for 3.8 million U.S. dollars.

It belonged to Otis family, who invented the elevator.

Unfortunately they just got divorced. She got the house, he got the shaft.

Now we are approaching ...

Now we are approaching Jungle lsland.

Most of the vegetation consists of banian and s�druetr�er.

On the island you will be served a sumptuous buffet --

- And afterwards you can enjoy the sight of the exotic birds, monkeys and alligators.

Stand in line here, so you can get chicken, ribs or shrimp.

Trevor, I take a break. Can you just?

Okay. But forces me not to look for you, baby.

Keep your hands to yourself, thanks.

- What are you doing here? - Sorry.

I did not know it was a private island.

It is actually not.

Do we know each other? You look familiar.

We clashed in the elevator the other day.

- Was it you? - Yes.

I can remember. You got water for me.

I would have done more but I fainted.

Did you? Sorry ...

It is not something to laugh about. It is sweet.

- My name is Ryan. - Jessica. Nice to meet you.

You too. What are you doing here this non-private island?

I guide for Jungle Queen Tours.

I have a collection of pensioners is about to steal the cutlery.

Yes, they look so bad. I saw them earlier.

- There are worse things to do. - Yes, it does not seem so bad.

I must go before one of them taking an overdose of medication.

There is plenty of food. Shall I get you something?

How about some grilled chicken, corn, baked beans and k�lsalat?

Okay. One moment.

Okay, what's going on here?

It's a jungle out there!

I hope you enjoyed Jungle lsland.

On the way back I will show you some things you might not have seen.

Remember to hold hands and feet inside the boat.

I just got to know that an alligator has escaped.

Tiara ... My beloved ... I've been waiting for you.

Beloved, I know!

Uninvited guests!

You've messed around with guys. You must be investigated.

- Il Dottore. - Go now.

It'll probably go. I'll pick him.

Va fancule!

Tiara and I have a plan. We have sex until she becomes pregnant.

Grease ...

- How did it with safari girl? - She is only lukewarm.

You have to get going again. It's like falling off a horse.

I mean it.

Someone has to load boxes on board.

I do not. You know, I have a bad back.

- Jungle Queen. - Hello. May I speak with Jessica?

- Who is it? - One of her friends.

She can not come to the phone right now. Want to leave a message?

- No, I will call you back. - Who the hell is it?

Perhaps I should not call to her at work.

- Are you her manager? - I'm fucking her boyfriend!

- Who was that? - None. Wrong number.

You know that we do not get together again.

It was you who broke up with me.

When I find you in bed with a another girl, you have shown themselves elected.

- I could not even like her. - Unbelievable.

A lime pie.

- What part do you want? - Just part of it.

You eat no dessert before the main course.

I do.

- I'm too much for Chad. - Is he gay?

- No. - Chad has a cat, right?

- Single guys with cats are gay. - What is it with you?

Girls with cats are easy on the thread. Guys with cats are gay.

- How is it. - I knew a woman with 23 cats.

She was constantly feeding them.

- Will you have coffee with your sugar? - Just give me a moment.

I eat here ten times a week and never know what I want.

It should be here the best years of my life.

I have finished training, I serve money. There may soon happen.

- I thought about pancakes ... - I wish I could meet the right girl.

I'm hungry, but not much ...

I see guys with their girls ... People who get married.

I'm envious. But I will not be tied to one, --

- Which sucks the life out of me.

Stew? Have they really?

Sometimes I consider suicide.

I think I want pancakes.

- Tiara! - Are you well?

- I'm fine. What about you? - They drive me to the hospital.

What is wrong?

Uncle Vincent will ensure I am still a virgin.

It is very important in Sicily. My aunt is with me.

- Has she got a time? - I think not.

So tell that you have arranged it. Getting pm. 12.

- What are you going to do? - Do not worry. I fix everything.

You are a great man. You get me up in the clouds.

It's here. Hello? Anyone here?

- Mrs.. Bublioni. - Yes.

My secretary had to drive nurse at the hospital.

- This is a hospital. - A psychiatric hospital, unfortunately.

- It may be your niece. - Yes, Tiara Benedetti.

- Hello. Nice to meet you. - The pleasure is on my side.

Do not be afraid. It'll probably go.

Okay, come inside. You can sit down.

It is a comfortable chair. We have some magazines ...

There is a recipe for canolli. This does not take long.

- How. - Where are you ugly!

This is your first visit.

And it must be held if you are still virgin.

- Did you not know that you were surfing? - Surf ultimate physician.

Remove panties and lifting her legs, as I do, a doctor should do.

- And what is it? - I make you pregnant.

You are so determined and pligttro.

I can not resist you, so I will not try.

Yes!

- Is everything okay? - Quite well, mrs. Bublioni.

lnstrumenterne is just so cold.

Doctor, you are so professional.

You make me quiver.

Oh no.

- It was not so good. - No.

But it is here.

It burns! Tiara! We must get out of here!

Move!

I assure you, mrs. Bublioni ...

All out!

I'd better go now, but I have good news.

Your niece is intact.

It is wonderful. Thank you, Doctor. Thank you.

The pleasure was mine ... almost.

- Hello. - Hello.

I thought probably it was you.

- Ryan, right? - Jo, Jessica.

- How are you? - Fine.

What are you doing here?

I went to lunch and took the pretty way.

I enjoy the sight of the blue sky and sea.

And suddenly I was pulled toward you of a large magnet.

Yes, yes.

Listen, you're a mighty nice girl ...

I know you have a girlfriend ...

- Why do you think? - I called and the guy said ...

- I have not actually. - Have not you? It sounds ...

A beautiful girl like you? You are friendly, fun ... and glowing.

- Am I glowing? - Yes, very.

Thank you.

- You're not married? - No.

- Engaged? Divorced? - No.

Are you in any real facts?

Not at all.

What should you do on Saturday?

What I doing? Sorry, Ryan.

You seem sweet, but I do not go for the moment.

I am always so lucky.

- Are you sure? - Completely safe.

Okay, what should we do, if we went out together?

Leave it to me. Shall I pick you up at. 20?

Okay. Now I hope not you're still a stupid pig.

Not at all. I'm just the opposite. But I need your address.

Okay. Hold on.

Here you go.

Okay. Saturday pm. 20. Shall I pick you up here?

- Yes. - Okay. It will be fun.

- I can manage it. - Fine. See you.

Pete! I followed your advice and it worked!

What advice?

I have seen the girl again. She is just great.

She has just an annoying ex-girlfriend.

I invited her out, and she said yes.

We're going on Saturday. What do I do?

First, relax you by. Take a deep breathe, so I find anything.

Okay.

I'll help you. I know a rich guy. Mr. Rocofur.

I polish all his cars. He has a huge limousine.

- It may be I'll borrow. - Do you really think?

- I think so. - It would be great.

And Do not pay her ex-boyfriend. I'll fix him.

I said "Do not worry about him"? Fine. Should we run a trip?

- On the motorcycle? - No, with the bus.

It should be checked in the workshop.

Okay.

Come here, Bogart. Come here.

Run out and get you some exercise. We are back in a few hours.

Away with you.

- Can anything other than eat and sleep? - It's cooler than you think.

- It is running fine, no? - Jo.

- I love her. - Hold on.

This could evolve into a real relationship.

- She is perhaps the only one. - This one never knows, Ryan.

Unless you know it. It's like watching a shooting star.

It's fantastic but it happens rarely.

What about you and Tiara?

I like taking chances. Believe me, she is worth it.

- Shit! They follow us! - You have not done anything wrong.

Maybe I have not met a giving way.

- Just pull off to the side. - No, I have a better idea.

You must stop. We speak nicely to them, so you'll probably not a fine.

- I find the registration certificate. - It is not.

It is not.

- It has been stolen. - A registration certificate?

- No, the bus is stolen. - Stolen ...

Do you have any other surprises? This is ridiculous. You must stop.

- We can not run from them. - Let me think.

- Right here. Shut up. - Is it your plan?

- What are you thinking? - Shut up!

It was incredible ...

Dear god ...

- Be here now. - Okay, Ryan.

Listen for. You must do as I say.

- What now? - I count to three ...

- And then we jump out. - We simply can not!

A ... Shut up! I know what I'm doing. Trust me.

- Wait ... Two ... - Oh god!

Three!

- The Wagon 12 ... - There they are! Go!

Come on! Come on!

- Ready? - You dig me always into something!

Three! Now!

- What ... - Come on.

Do whatever normal.

Hi. It is a dangerous place to walk around.

We have some agreements in the area. We sell life insurance.

- Hello. - Life?

You are well and not missing a life insurance?

No, I is shown covered.

Have you seen a minibus coming over?

- Yes. It traveled the road. Quickly. - On the road?

- Green ... old. - Okay. Thank you very much.

- What was it? - Sorry.

I had mussels for lunch.

- Mussels ... - Yes.

Well, watch out for yourselves.

You must apologize. Let us try to get away.

Was it stolen?

It belonged to Father Mike. He preached to people on the beach.

He was very religious. So he smoke in jail.

- For what? - Murder.

Pete?

Sorry, you're not a little mustard?

- It fit! - It's nice, right?

Yes!

Go down the back. Further. Back, back.

- There, yes. Are you in? - Yes.

So we drive.

- Hello ... How are you beautiful. - Thank you.

We must be transported in style.

If the family would take place.

It will be a wild ride.

Sorry. This is very unexpected.

Sorry.

You are a very special girl.

Why would you not enjoy a special evening?

It's incredible that you have obtained the tickets.

Yes ... It is.

I need to check something.

- I am immediately returned. - Okay.

Do you have tickets?

- Sure. - Fine.

I have even printed them.

Okay. Two tickets to the Sirenia ballet.

- Are we there? - What happens?

Just a quick stop.

Ciao! Tiara Benedetti. Nice to meet you.

Hope it does not do anything.

Can a Sirenia have a drink? I am pretty thirsty.

- I am an endangered species. - Oh god!

- Your stupid bitch! - What ...

After two years beyond just!

- What are you talking about? - Respect. Decency.

- This is what I am talking about. - Are you crazy?

Not more. I'm done waiting you. You should just know.

- Bye. - I know you do not!

But now I know you! Your pig!

- Where are you going? - Disgusting.

- Taxi! Taxi! - Wait!

- I call on Pete ... driver. - I rather take a taxi.

I do not know the girl.

What are you doing here? Is not she appeared?

- Who? - Tawny, the red-haired whore.

- Do you know her? - I hired her.

- To destroy my life? - To get things evenly divided.

She has a past and that you will have now.

- Was she convincing? - Very. Jessica has just passed.

- Sorry, I just wanted to help. - Come on, Pete. I miss you.

No, no, not the door.

You can not just put you into. We are only just beginning.

Okay, I drive you home first.

No, would rather drive me home. Otherwise find my family, I'm gone.

Great!

I'm really sorry. Should I talk to her?

No! I'll fix it myself.

Okay.

I have one for you.

If the head was found in a freezer in Chicago --

- While the body showed up in a waste disposal unit in New York?

- Paulie Linguini. - But what was his nickname?

- It was not a part of the question. - Stump.

- Now you said it. I knew it. - Stump!

I have an agreement with mr. Bublioni.

- Name? - Ryan Ballista.

Get out of your car.

Put your hands up, and spread your legs.

You're a little sensitive in that area?

- Is he unarmed? - Yes.

- Run just entering. - Thank you.

See the friendly policeman over there. Let us wave to him.

How's it going?

- Are we in? - You scared the life out of me!

- What are you doing here? - Breeding. Tiara live here.

- Bublioni is her uncle. - Is it the guys who will kill you?

- And therefore I had to talk to him? - I would have mentioned it.

- The right moment never came. - Are you crazy? You get us killed.

I must Tiara pregnant. Stay as long as you can.

Shut up.

Come on. lnd with you.

What are you looking at? Beware yourself!

Forget it. This is a commercial agreement.

- When I'm finished, I run. - You are not very helpful.

Come on.

You are in the car.

Sit down. And you will not touch anything.

Stockbrokers are here. He seems quite nervous.

Fine. But one thing at a time. I must have comprehensive Rubini.

I can even handle. Now I can easily fix him.

I do not care who does what but it must be done.

- Take with Bruno. - He is totally incompetent.

- Just get it fixed. - Capiche.

When you get hold of Rubini, then kill him.

- Just a couple of times. Not too much. - I'll treat him nicely.

I take him with kid gloves.

Just leave it to me.

And send a fax to the mayor. Let's see how quickly he answers.

Stand up.

Want a drink?

Tiara?

Start packing. You must be home to ltalien.

- Well I will not. - Jo. Begin to pack, young lady.

Mama mia! You scared me. How did you get in?

- What do you think about the house? - It's beautiful, sir.

Do you like it? Have you seen my statues?

I have brought style to the neighborhood.

They are protesting at the beginning, but they get used to it.

We have earned a six-figure sum a few days.

Well done, kid. How did you know?

Sir?

That they would grow. Did you get a tip?

- No, it would be illegal. - You are not Italian.

But it does not matter. I like you.

Do me a favor. Look at my portfolio.

My last broker did not grasp a door.

Hold on! We are too noisy.

Tiara!

What the hell are you doing? I can not think!

- Reduce! - I will, Uncle Vinnie.

One does what one can for the young. But they are not listening.

Sorry.

- Okay, where are they? - Right there.

- Is it funny? - They did the same to me.

- I scared the life out of me. - You may switch underhylere tonight.

Be nice to them. They are your friends.

I do not stick your hand in there.

Let us go into the shower. There you can brawn.

You remind of James Bond.

- Do you have a boyfriend, boy? - In a way.

In a way? You get nothing?

Something like that.

Want to see the dogs?

- How are they? - Viciously.

A sneak someone around here at night.

I bought a surprise for him.

- How are they? - Fine enough, boss.

- They resemble a pair of poodles. - They must have something to chase.

Ran down to the beach, so we see what happens.

- They have tried to bite me. - Get Tony. He does not die.

- Tony, do you like dogs? - Yes, and they love me.

Ran down to the beach. Away with you.

After him!

Come on!

He said no, He liked dogs?

Come on. Get up.

May I have your good advice with respect to your boyfriend?

I've always had success in the field. The key word is tequila.

But more seriously. I have more than one $ 500,000 there. They must grow.

Yes, sir. I will do my best.

Are you there?

Pete! Are you there?

Oh no!

What are you doing there?

Now you are in difficulties.

Shoot him!

No! Leave him alone! He is family!

- What does she mean? - He is the father of my child!

- Watching out she pregnant? - No idea.

- Her boobs look bigger. - Shut up.

Did not the doctor to examine her?

Now I recognize him. It is the doctor.

- How could you, Tiara? - Give it to me.

I shoot the asshole!

Now look what you've done! It was an heirloom!

- Up in the ass with heirlooms. - Down!

- What are you doing? - Run! Run!

Young lady, I bring you on the first plane to Sicily.

I thought you had driven. It was all time. It was so close!

She is the most amazing girl throughout the world.

She is noisy when we do, so ...

Keep this up! I will not hear about it.

What is wrong with you? Is it still her Jessica?

If it is ...

You're mad! You might almost got us both killed.

You ruined a relationship that meant something to me.

As much of the Italian slut! I've had enough of your crap!

Stop it. Let's get something to eat.

- Some proteins. Quiet now. - Fuck you.

Stop it. We can not quarrel.

We belong together. We're born the same day.

I do not care. It means nothing.

I would neither see nor hear you or be near you.

- Old Man You Know? - Stop it.

- Old Man You Know? - Yes.

I am homeless.

No woman's worth to worry about.

- I think she is. - Ryan has shown love.

Your mother was right with all his hocus pocus.

I need a little magic to get Jessica to believe me.

She will then meet with you. It is a good sign.

- Will not you sit down? - Thank you.

- She is delicious. - She's okay.

- No, she is delicious. - She just shown him.

Yes. I give her 9.75.

I give her seven. Exceeding 7.5.

Are you crazy? When did you last seen yourself in the mirror?

- You aim too high. - You is not even a Tom Cruise.

Well, then you eat again. You are incredible.

I stand here with a candy addict.

Thank you.

- I really hygget me. - I have too.

- We meet for breakfast tomorrow? - Okay.

Should I call or email?

You can just turn you on and nudge me.

How? I am beside myself and ...

Ryan ... Shut up and kiss me.

1931 ... The corner of 81st and 2nd Avenue.

- Who was shot from a limousine? - Was it one of the long?

Why do not you just shut up? I must fix Rubini.

- Now? - Take away all together.

- Hi. - What are you doing?

Urtepakninger ... to the eyes.

Ryan?

- Ryan? - Yes.

You know when you meet the right and not to lead longer ...

- Yes? - Feels it is not though?

Jo ... Maybe it happens one day.

Do not you think it happened? I am talking about us.

I know. I just make fun.

- So let's get married. - Are you sure?

- Maybe I'm a stupid pig. - I take the chance.

You're the only woman I want.

Jungle Queen has been canceled a wedding on Saturday.

It is a pity that everything goes to waste.

It all paid. Food, drinks, everything.

- Can we get married for free? - Yes.

- Moment. Saturday, it's tomorrow. - I know.

- What about friends and family? - I help to ring around.

- I know where you are. - It's me.

- Hello? - Ryan.

Bye.

That was fast. Was it Pete?

- What do you want? - Tiara is gone forever.

What should I do? She is irreplaceable.

- You are sure to find something. - No.

- What can I do? - Nothing.

I just wanted to say goodbye and ask you to take care of Bogart.

- Going on a trip? - I stand at the Breakwater Hotel.

I'll go up on the roof and think about my life.

When I have finished, I choose either the elevator ...

- Or it free fall. - Stop it.

- Should Pete go? - Does it matter?

Yes, for you. Ryan. I must tell you something.

I promised Pete not to, but I will not keep it secret.

He said that what happened the ballet was his fault.

- Was that why you wanted to see me? - Of course not.

You convinced me, you deserved another chance.

I have to help Pete. I must run.

- Thank you ... I love you. - You too. Farewell, my fianc�e.

Pete?

Pete ...

Do you give me the shoes?

I should have known it.

I was just about to do it.

- You would then not skip, do you? - I do not know.

- What are you thinking? - To drown me.

- It does not pollute nearly as much. - But you shall be my best man.

Jessica and I am getting married tomorrow.

Your dogs! You do not waste time. I have taught you well.

- It's you. - How did you persuade her?

- I did not. - I do not understand.

I know.

- Ryan? - Yes.

- I think I love Tiara. - I believe in you.

You must help me. I have to save her.

- Sure. After the wedding ... - We must leave tonight.

Did you hear what I said? I am getting married tomorrow.

You are back at dawn. I promise.

Come on. You'll not regret it.

- I regret it already. - Come on. I have a plan.

Is it your plan? Roughly theft?

Rubini, you lied to me.

You cheat me and you steal from me.

I had no idea what was happening. It was not me ...

It is good that you have not with my brother in law making.

So it had seen black out. Take him out on the road.

Mr. Bublioni ... Forgive me.

- I know that she thinks of me. - Probably.

- We are totally on the same wavelength. - How do I feel even with Jessica.

- Where the hell is he? - He'll come soon.

I do not understand. that he did not call.

I do not either. Wait till I get hold of him.

I am getting married tomorrow.

Come on over. So we hold a seance.

- Remember now, we have to be invisible. - Okay.

- Bogart, you fit on the boat. - Why should it?

Because it missed me. Stay here. Come on.

- Come on. - Me?

Yes.

Ryan is in difficulties.

- Are you sure it is here? - I have not come before then.

Yes, it is here.

- What was it? - No idea. We are busy.

No, no, no. What does ... There is fire in this guy.

What are you doing here? Are you crazy?

I missed you. You may not send you to Sicily.

I've also missed you. But how do you prevent it?

- Do you trust me? - Yes.

Then came. Quickly.

- I love you. - I love you too.

I love you really.

The dogs ... They chase us not if we do not run.

The theory you have to prove. Come on.

Come on.

Into with you. Quickly.

Come on!

Go!

I said so.

Come on, Bogart. Let's go.

KAPINSKYS Burial

KAPINSKYS Weddings

Where is the bride and groom?

Bride and groom?

- Do you have them? - Sure.

Sorry. I explain later. Will you marry me?

Yes.

Here ... They belonged to my grandmother.

They are beautiful.

- Ladies and gentlemen ... - Excuse me.

Would you marry a couple, where you are now in progress?

- Then the charge higher. - Good enough.

Can I get money in advance? I have been cheated a few times.

Thank you.

Hello, my name is Walter Kapinsky.

I have been approved by the State to conduct legal weddings.

It is a union between two people recognized throughout the world.

I myself have been in love many times --

- But it's never been to anything.

There was Missy Coolater in fifth grade.

Jessica, repeat after me ...

I, Jessica Preston ...

... takes Ryan to be genuine.

I will love and honor him for better and adversity, to death us do part.

I will love and honor him for better and adversity, to death us do part.

Ryan, repeat after me ...

I, Ryan Ballista ...

... Jessica is genuine.

I will love and honor her success and adversity, to death us do part.

I will love and honor her success and adversity, to death us do part.

- Pete and Tiara ... - I'll take him! And he takes me!

- I do. - It's good enough for me.

Do not do any harm.

That I have not replied the invitation is one thing ...

But the move you now, so we can be finished.

Take all and close!

Tiara ... I have spoken with your father, Don Benedetti.

He says that if you are happy, he and I also.

So here is 100,000 from me and the guys.

- I wish it were more. - Thanks, Uncle Vincent.

Thank you, Uncle Vinnie.

Should we be ready? I have two baptisms later.

I hereby declare you the right people to be genuine.

Guys ... kiss the bride.

Sorry. You can take the leather trousers.

So we go and bowler.

- There you'll see. He is not gay. - Stop it, Mom.

Jessica? I had nightmares.

TWO WEEKS LATER Palermo SICILY

Who was the first don Columbo in the family?

- Peter Falk. - Come on.

Mikie "Einstein" Baldessari.

- How he got his nickname? - I would not know.

You have been very bad. Unfortunately, remembers well the prophets.

You must ensure to clean your soul.

Are you sure? What should I do?

Excuse the rest of your life.

- I soon ran out of martini. - Two more guys.

Hello? Hello, mr. Benedetti.

25,000 more shares? The agents I know.

I shall promptly a confirmation. Bye.

We have just earned $ 10,000 more. Should we keep free the rest of the day?

- Shall we have sex now? - Yes.

I'm sorry for your uncle. He works hard.

- Do you enjoy life? - Salud.

- Onward and upward. - Onward and upward.

My friend Pete is certainly crazy. But on the cool way.

When you need a kick Pete is always there.

Think we ended up to get married the same day.

But we were born the same day, so there may indeed be something wild.