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¶¶
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[music plays]
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Introducing...
Louie, Incorporated!
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It's a business.
It's a dream.
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It's a movement.
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Suits. Ties. Charts.
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Numbers. Yachts.
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Jet skis. You?
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Louie, Incorporated!
It's a dream, business,
movement.
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-[music switches off]
-Did you just do
an Internet search
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for the word "business"?
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That's a trade secret.
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So is it...
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some kind of
lemonade stand or...?
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It's a dream of tomorrow
made manifest today.
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Okay, so there's some things
I haven't figured out yet.
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Like what your business
sells, does, and is.
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Sure, yeah, but...
this business is
everything to me.
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I want to be a successful
businessman like you,
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'cause you're, like,
my idol and...
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possibly angel investor?
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You cannae just set out
to make money.
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You have to find a problem
and offer a solution.
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My problem is,
I need money.
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And if you would just
give it to me already,
problem solutioned.
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Louie, Louie, Louie.
Look at your Uncle Donald.
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He saw there was
a housing shortage
in Duckburg,
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so he's renting out
the spare room
in his houseboat.
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Problem, solution.
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He's helping people, and--
Is he stealing my chandelier?
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Oi!
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But it takes money
to make money, right?
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I just need a tiny little bit,
and I'll get out of your hair.
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All right, lad.
How much do you need?
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-2.5 billion, please.
-[snickering]
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[uproarious laughter]
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[laughter continues]
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-Fancy!
-[thudding]
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Waah! Earthquake!
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Batten down the hatches!
[gasps]
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Aw, phooey!
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O glorious day!
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The gods smile
upon our meeting. Ha, ha!
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Storkules?
You gotta go.
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My new tenant will
be here any minute.
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Me wonderest
what blessed soul
be so fortunate
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as to share quarters with
the legendary Donald Duck, hmm?
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I don't know. Go,
before you scare him away!
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But wouldst that
even be possible
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if your new roommate
were incapable
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of feeling fear, hmm?
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Oh, no.
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If indeed he were the Defender
of Delphi, the Lion of Lindos...
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-Oh, no.
-For what if he
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be I, Storkules!
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Slumber party!
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[shouting]
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¶ Life is like a hurricane ¶
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¶ Here in Duckburg ¶
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¶ Race cars, lasers, airplanes ¶
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¶ It's a duck-blur ¶
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¶ We might solve a mystery ¶
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¶ Or rewrite history ¶
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¶ Ducktales, whoo-ooh ¶
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¶ Every day they're out there making Ducktales ¶
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¶ Whoo-ooh ¶
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¶ Tales of derring-do ¶
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¶ Bad and good-luck tales ¶
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¶ Whoo-ooh ¶
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¶ D-d-danger lurks behind you ¶
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¶ There's a stranger out to find you ¶
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¶ What to do? ¶
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¶ Just grab on to some Ducktales ¶
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¶ Whoo-ooh ¶
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¶ Every day they're out there ¶
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¶ Making Ducktales ¶
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¶ Whoo-ooh ¶
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¶ Tales of daring bad and good ¶
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¶ Not ponytails or cottontails ¶
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-¶ No, Ducktales! ¶ -¶ Whoo-ooh! ¶
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Ah! Ha, ha!
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Why, oh, why?
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Why do our journeys
cosmically intersect
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like Damon and Pythias?
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No, why are you here?
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Oh. Father Zeus grew
agitated with my lute playing,
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so he rained a hail of harpies
upon my merriment,
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causing much chaos
in Maceduckia.
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As punishment
for my childish gaiety,
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Father cast me out
and ordered me to become...
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a responsible adult.
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So I thought,
who better to teach me
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than the most responsible
man I know?
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Oh...
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A successful business must
find a problem and solve it.
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And that, my employees, is what
we are here to figure out.
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We're not your employees,
we're your family.
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At Louie Inc.,
family are the greatest
employees of all.
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I mean, except Dewey.
Dewey would make
a terrible employee.
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[inhales sharply]
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This is clearly
a bad idea.
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Well, then, I guess
Webby will have to be
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-Chief Chart Officer.
-[gasps] Ooh!
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Yeah. Gonna need
a lot of charts.
And checklists.
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Plus maybe checklists
for those charts.
Webby'll be great.
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-Gah! Okay, fine. I'm in!
-[Webby grumbles]
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Okay team, let's brainstorm.
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What do people need?
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Infinite cookies!
Crocheted hand grenade
holders!
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-Oh! Free hugs!
-Why don't you just
sell lemonade?
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Ugh. Lemonade
is small potatoes.
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-Oh! Potato-ade!
-[groans]
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[snoring]
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-[crashing]
-[exclaims]
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[smoke alarm beeping]
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Cohabitant Donald!
Good morrow!
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-My kitchen!
-Oh, Donald, 'twas
nearly disastrous.
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Your sto-o-ve...
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made a horrible hissing sound
when activated.
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Clearly a foe filled it
with dangerous vipers.
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So I wrested
the infernal snake box
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from the wall
and threw it to safety!
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But now, we eat
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and restore
our heroic vigor.
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So... how long
do you plan to stay?
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Why, until I become
a responsible adult
like you.
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"Roommate Responsibility."
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What hallowed creed be this?
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"Quiet hours
from 7:00 to 6:00." Hmm.
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"Don't use my toothpaste."
Uh-huh.
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And pay your rent on time.
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Rent? Why,
I assumed I'd pay
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with good cheer
and eternal friendship.
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Ahoy-hoy!
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-"Friendship is not money." Hmm.
-You need a job.
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By Helios's Chariot!
A jo-o-b.
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-That sounds most responsible.
-[screeching]
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They followed me
from Greece!
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I must wrangle those wretches
so I can get back to
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my glorious labor
of roommate responsibility.
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No pets!
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By the way, there is orzo
in the slow cooker.
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Do not open it...
[gasps]
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lest the pasta fail
to absorb the broth!
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-Bye!
-Waah!
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But, Louie, how can we have
a corporate retreat
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if we don't even know
what the business is yet?
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That's why we're here--
to kick loose.
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You know,
let the creativity flow.
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We'll come up with
a business idea in no time.
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Hmm. We've already spent
our entire annual budget
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on skee-ball,
so... company done?
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Everyone relax, okay?
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Our company just needs to
find a problem to solve.
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-[patrons screaming]
-[both gasp]
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[screeching]
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Just any problem at all.
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-[screeches]
-[screams]
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My eyes!
My delicate costume eyes!
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[all screaming]
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Sit! Heel! Shoo!
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-[game beeping]
-Ha!
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-[screeches]
-[crying]
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Where fun is in the...
[powers down]
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[crying]
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[screeching]
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Harpies, be gone!
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Woo-hoo-hoo!
Thank you, kind sir!
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You saved us!
How can I repay you?
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A hero labors not for
personal gain, only--
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$500 plus tax.
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We also accept
Funzo Bucks.
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You're hired!
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[gasps]
You mean, a job?
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Welcome to Harp-B-Gone,
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-a division of Louie Inc.
-Hurrah!
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Oh, roommate
responsibility.
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[gasps]
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Oh, no. The toga holder.
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[grunts, exclaims]
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What's going on?
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Oh, nothing.
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[chuckles]
Just going to work.
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I'm off to my job.
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Nothing like the dignity
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of a hard day's labor.
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[camera beeps, whirrs]
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Mother, Father,
what a beautiful
and harpy-free day
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for a helpless mortal tot
like me to enjoy.
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Goo-goo and gah-gah!
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Yes, sirree. So glad
there's no harpies around.
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Right, sweetums?
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You said it, hubby.
Who wrote this?
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-[screeching]
-A harpy!
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Oh, what's a hapless babe
to do?
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I hath made
a mighty boom boom
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in my diapie!
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I'm Louie Duck,
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founder and C.E.O.
of Harp-B-Gone.
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We're the leading
task force dedicated
to humanely capturing
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those pesky winged beasts
infesting Duckburg.
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Remember,
if you hear a "skree,"
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call Louie.
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Harp-B-Gone not responsible
for any shredding, pecking,
clawing, tinnitus,
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exploding ear drums
and-or permanent
fear of birds.
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Employer Llewellyn,
if I may,
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why do we play dress-up
when there are still
harpies afoot?
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If someone sees a harpy,
they have to know who to call
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and pay lots of money
to get rid of it.
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You better hope someone calls,
because we're already broke.
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Guys, are the harpies
really so bad?
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Instead of capturing them,
why don't we just
channel their passion
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into something positive
for society.
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The problem can't be
the solution, Webby.
That's just business.
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If we're gonna trap them,
we're gonna have to figure out
what they want.
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No mortal can know the mind
of the featherless beast face.
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Ha! The Junior Woodchuck
Guidebook knows.
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-Harpies: flying beats
of myth that steal--
-[screeches]
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Oh, no!
The thing I love most!
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"Steals the thing
you love most."
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Huh, says it
right there. Hmm.
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We're in business!
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[phones ringing]
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Harp-B-Gone, please hold.
Harp-B Gone, please hold.
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-[alarm ringing]
-[screeching]
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[laughs]
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[screeching]
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[screeches]
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[cash register rings]
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[screeching]
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[cash register rings]
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[screeches]
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[shouting]
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[cash register ringing]
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[screeching]
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[laughing]
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[screeching]
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[mumbling]
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[male announcer]
L-L-Live from McDuck Manor,
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it's Dewey Dewnight,
with our very special guests,
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the hottest name in supernatural pest removal,
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Harp-B-Gone!
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So-ho, Louie,
my bro, C.E.O.,
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what's next for
Harp-B-Gone?
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Merchandise!
I gotta tell you,
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selling out is everything
I've dreamed it would be.
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We got Harpy-B-Gone
pop-up books...
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[gasps]
249
00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:04,889
The harpy talon
grabber arm.
250
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:10,695
And the kids love this one--
the harpy skree-mask.
251
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:13,765
-Foul hex of Hades,
they've reproduced!
-[groans]
252
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:16,334
Stop squirming,
vile harpy child!
253
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,369
Storkules, it's me, Huey!
254
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,038
So you've been at this
for weeks.
255
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,006
When are these Harp-B's
256
00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:24,943
finally gonna B gone?
[laughs
257
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:27,912
Who knows? Years, decades,
hopefully never?
258
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:30,749
Worry not. The harpies
are vanquished.
259
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:33,451
We captured
the last cur today!
Huzzah!
260
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:36,187
[gasps] We what?
Meeting at headquarters
in 10 seconds.
261
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:47,365
Storkules, the harpies
aren't really gone, are they?
262
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,100
Indeed they are.
263
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,703
Our business endeavor
is a smashing success!
264
00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:55,874
And my heroic labor of
responsibility is nigh complete!
265
00:12:55,876 --> 00:13:00,145
There's no business
without the harpies!
266
00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:03,615
But I thought wrangling
the beasts was the point
of the business.
267
00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:06,484
The point of the business
is to make money!
268
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,620
Or we could work
with the harpies.
269
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:10,622
I've been training them.
270
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:14,125
I already got them
to roll over
a couple of times...
271
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,060
before they gnawed
through the floor.
272
00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:18,129
I've been figured out how
to get them to listen, and--
273
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,798
Or we could keep
the monsters locked up,
274
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,399
you can pay us,
and we'll call it a day.
275
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:23,434
Oh, yeah. [laughs]
276
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,570
Right. No problem.
Yeah.
277
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,972
I'll just reach
into my pocket,
278
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,974
where the money is...
[chuckles]
279
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:35,613
and your money
is comi-i-i-ing...
280
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:38,283
-You spent all the money
on the merchandise, didn't you?
-Yep, sure did.
281
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,518
But we can sell it
and make billions!
282
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:44,656
Or I could pay you
in-in grabber arms, perhaps?
283
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,827
I cannot pay my rent.
284
00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:53,031
I hath failed
my heroic labor
of responsibility.
285
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:55,333
If I be not a hero,
286
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,902
be I a... zero?
287
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,210
Don't worry, Storkules.
288
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:07,545
I will figure something out.
289
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,019
[harpies screech]
290
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,555
[snoring]
291
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,891
[muttering]
292
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,161
-[squeaks]
-What?
293
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:26,865
Huh? What? Huh?
294
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,101
Ah...
295
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,375
-[screeching]
-[gasping]
296
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,177
[yawns, snores]
297
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,112
[relieved sigh]
298
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,015
-[gasps]
-[gasps]
299
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:46,150
Corporate Overlord
Llewellyn!
300
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:48,186
What art thou doing?
301
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:51,022
I just wanted to check to see
if they were locked in safely.
302
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,690
[screeching]
303
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:55,593
Yep, everything looks good,
so you can just go, I guess.
304
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:58,663
Of course! Employer Llewellyn,
you have the honesty
305
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,598
and integrity
of a true hero,
306
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:04,168
-just like your uncle.
-Fine.
307
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:07,238
I was gonna let them out, okay?
I have to save the business!
308
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:12,176
[snores]
309
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:15,546
-Quick, hide!
-[duck squeaks]
310
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:18,516
Sometimes your solution
to a problem is so good,
311
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,184
there's no more problem,
312
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:21,920
which is itself a problem,
313
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:23,755
so you have to make
a new problem
314
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,623
so you can sell
a solution.
315
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,292
Do you see my problem?
316
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,460
[screeching]
317
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:33,197
Oh, vexing riddle!
If we unleash the savages,
318
00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:36,634
they'll destroy Duckburg
and take countless
innocent lives, but...
319
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,469
if we leave them here,
320
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:41,105
I'll miss my rent payment.
321
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,441
[screeching, pounding]
322
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,444
[grunting]
323
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,614
Help, lest
the harpies disturb
324
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:52,617
Donald's
delicate slumber!
325
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,522
Hey, what's going on?
326
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,159
[chuckles]
Just, you know,
327
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,460
getting a midnight snack.
328
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,329
Rumbles in the tumbles.
329
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,731
[gulps, groans]
330
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:09,000
We should let you get back
to your beauty rest.
331
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,835
Not that
your classical visage
332
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:13,237
could get
any more statuesque.
333
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:15,606
Yep.
Whatever he said.
334
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,809
[exclaiming]
335
00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:22,747
-[screeching]
-What is that?
336
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,482
It's just a-- a pet.
337
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,317
They followed us home,
Uncle Donald.
338
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,786
Can we keep 'em?
Please?
339
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,421
I told you-- no pets!
340
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:33,624
Honorable Donald, please!
I can explain! Listen--
341
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,360
No! You're out!
342
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:37,328
-You and your pets!
-No, Donald!
343
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,431
No! You mustn't
let the beasts out!
344
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:43,167
[screeching]
345
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,836
[gasps]
346
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,946
[screeching]
347
00:16:54,948 --> 00:16:56,314
[gasping]
348
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:58,349
Down! Heel!
349
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,251
What did you do, Louie?
350
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,021
[exclaiming]
351
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:04,856
Oh, magnanimous Donald,
please see it fit
352
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,657
in your saintly heart
to forgive me.
353
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:10,561
I only did it to honor
your most hallowed house rules.
354
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,697
Just go away!
355
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,899
Donald, no!
Our treasured friendship
356
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:18,136
is one the thing
I love most!
357
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:21,005
[screeching]
358
00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:23,808
-[all] Uncle Donald!
-[exclaims]
359
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,843
That was most unwise
of me.
360
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:29,647
What the-- The solution
to the problem became
an even bigger problem!
361
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:32,483
Unless... Oh, no,
I'm the problem!
362
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,185
Yes, of course.
Obviously!
363
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,754
No, this is the problem!
364
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,890
-Waah!
-[screeching]
365
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,893
Humbled Llewellyn,
366
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:45,329
are you prepared
to do the right thing?
367
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,368
Okay, yes.
368
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,970
Wait! No!
I take that back!
369
00:17:54,407 --> 00:18:00,044
[Storkules]
Friend Donald!
370
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:04,449
Harpies, get ready to B gone!
Trademark: Louie Duck.
371
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,293
We'd better think fast.
372
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,261
-Just let us down!
-No!
373
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:20,364
-We're a hundred feet high!
-[screeching]
374
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:23,367
-[creaking]
-[gasping]
375
00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:25,937
-[shouts]
-Uncle Donald!
376
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,374
Hold on!
377
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:33,244
Roommate Donald,
I dare not disrespect
your boundaries,
378
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:35,813
but may I have permission
to enter your personal space
379
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:38,316
for the sole purpose
of saving your life?
380
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:39,684
Yes, yes!
381
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,353
My beloved merch!
382
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,956
[screeching]
383
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:48,659
-[grunts]
-Help!
384
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,795
[screeching]
385
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,967
Goodbye, Harp-B-Gone,
386
00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:58,402
a subsidiary
of Louie, Incorporated.
387
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:02,340
[straining, shouts]
388
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,243
[exclaiming, gasps]
389
00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:11,215
[blubbers]
390
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,220
[screeching]
391
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,125
Aah!
392
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,793
[grunting]
393
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:25,129
-[screeching]
-What are you doing?
394
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:27,265
Solving the problem.
395
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:31,435
[screeching]
396
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,949
What a fine home you've made,
noble Donald.
397
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:47,218
And for a brief moment,
as your roommate,
398
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,520
I tasted that perfection.
399
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,557
But alas,
it seems I be not worthy
400
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:56,260
to share quarters with
the noblest duck in the world.
401
00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:01,532
Okay, fine.
You can stay.
402
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,569
-Ha, ha!
-In an apartment,
403
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:06,170
and I'll help you
find it.
404
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:07,972
Father will be most proud!
405
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:12,376
I shall never forget this,
my inseparable chum, Donald!
406
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:15,713
Oh! Nor your grave lesson
of roommate etiquette
407
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,249
and personal space.
408
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:21,052
[screeching]
409
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,327
Where were you?
410
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,562
-[screeching]
-[gasps]
411
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,232
Had a business opportunity
in Cape Suzette.
412
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,167
So, you lost it all,
did you?
413
00:20:36,169 --> 00:20:38,402
Yep. Big-time.
414
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,738
Oh, here's
your investment back.
415
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:44,442
Consider it payment
for that new idea you gave me.
416
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,078
You opened
a lemonade business?
417
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:51,549
Enjoy it.
That's the only can.
418
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:54,452
We couldn't figure out
a cost-effective way
to transport the lemons
419
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:57,288
from Cape Suzette
to the juicery in town.
420
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,291
-[exclaims]
-[screeching]
421
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:01,525
Huh?
422
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,028
No!
423
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:06,264
Heel! Sit!
424
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:14,272
Huh. No one ever asked
what they love most.
425
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,576
[exclaims]
426
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:21,245
Looks like Scrooge McDuck
is turning lemons
427
00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:23,147
into lemonade?
428
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:25,149
Mr. McDuck's new
Fair Trade Lemonade
429
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,551
is 100% organic
and sustainable,
430
00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:30,621
from the farm-fresh lemons
shipped in from Cape Suzette
431
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,958
to the rehabilitated harpies
that deliver and squeeze them.
432
00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:37,428
That's right, Roxanne.
433
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:39,664
No shipping costs,
no fuel emissions.
434
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:42,066
And we pay them
in the thing they love most:
435
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,402
delicious
McDuck Brand Lemonade.
436
00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,671
Hup!
Because as C.D.O.,
437
00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:49,640
-Chief Delivery Officer--
-Unpaid intern.
438
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,342
Not now.
I believe in
439
00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:53,744
turning problems
into solutions.
440
00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:57,248
But how do you keep
the harpies from stealing
all your lemonade?
441
00:21:57,250 --> 00:22:00,084
-[screeching]
-[gasps]
442
00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:02,920
We are still working
on that particular problem.
443
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:04,988
[theme music plays]
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