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♪♪
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-(bagpipes playing)
-(Scrooge groaning)
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(Flintheart groaning)
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(intensified angry groaning)
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Are we going
to the store, or...
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Quiet. I'm in the middle
of a Vision Beast
battle of wills.
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So, it's
a staring contest?
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It's not just
a staring contest!
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It's a-- (gasps)
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Nice try, McDuck,
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but your family bickering
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will never get me
to look away, never!
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It's a staring contest.
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Excuse me, this area
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of the Duckburg
Billionaires' Club
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is only for
our elite members,
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the crème de la crème,
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the finest ducks in Duckburg!
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(gasps) Is that--?
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Yup.
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Old guys, nice clubhouse
you've got here.
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Got a real "I'm so rich
I don't care how I look"
quality about it.
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-Rich peeps! I'm tagging us.
-(phone clicks)
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I'm sorry,
who are you?
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Seriously?
Mark Beaks?
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Founder and CEO
of Waddle?
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Soon-to-be newest addition
to the of the Duckburg
Billionaires' Club, come on!
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-Meh!
-And creator
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of the newest tech innovation,
Project Tahdah!
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It's everything you think it is
and nothing you're expecting.
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I'll flip you my Peep deets
so you can follow my updates.
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I don't understand
half those words.
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Whoa, weird.
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I wouldn't have thought
you successful guys
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would be so behind
the times.
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Allow me to take you
to the future.
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(bagpipe remix playing)
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Remix!
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Pew! Pew pew pew pew!
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Pew a-roo!
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Wait for it.
Wait for it.
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Wait for it.
Wait for it!
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(beat drops)
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Ohh!
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That was Mark Beaks!
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He's right in there!
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Oh, man, I'm almost breathing
the same air as him.
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(sniffing)
Oh, ingenuity.
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Come on,
like I couldn't be
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a young, influential
business guy?
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(sighing laugh)
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What?
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Oh. Oh!
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You were serious?
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It's just you're more
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the crazy,
irresponsible, fun guy
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than the serious,
brilliant, successful guy.
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You don't know!
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At least I'm not the guy
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who just reads about people
who do stuff guy.
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I could be a bigger deal
than Beaks in three years, tops!
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(crashing, clinks)
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I'll pay for that
in three years.
I am very sorry.
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♪ Life is like
a hurricane ♪
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♪ Here in Duckburg ♪
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♪ Race cars, lasers,
airplanes ♪
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♪ It's a duck blur ♪
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♪ Might solve a mystery ♪
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♪ Or rewrite history ♪
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♪ Duck Tales
Whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ Every day they're out there
making Duck Tales ♪
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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ Tales of derring-do,
bad and good luck tales ♪
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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ D-d-danger lurks
behind you ♪
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♪ There's a stranger
out to find you ♪
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♪ What to do,
just grab onto some Duck Tales ♪
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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ Every day they're out there
making Duck Tales ♪
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♪ Whoo-ooh ♪
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♪ Tales of derring-do,
bad and good ♪
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♪ Not phony tales
nor cottontails ♪
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♪ They're Duck Tales
Whoo-ooh ♪
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(heavy door opens)
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MARK: Keep making
dat money, y'all!
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See you in $2 million
and counting!
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Stuck up old money-duddies.
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Don't even have
a social media presence.
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Mr. Beaks, I'm Dewey,
future astronaut president--
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Can you sign this?
You're my hero and a genius!
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Genius? You two, I like
how much you like me!
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That shows real smarts!
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Come by the offices
and I'll hook you up
with a tour.
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Maybe even
an after-school job?
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Pew pew pew
pew pew pew pew!
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Pew! Pew pew-pew!
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-You mean it?!
-Sure. Why not.
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Amazing sauce.
I'll text you.
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Internship
starts mañana!
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Ach... (grumbling)
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What, did you
say something?
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I was just grumbling.
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Well, do it louder.
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Then it's not grumbling!
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Gah, I hate this music.
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We've got to do something
about New Guy.
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I never had Lou's Pie.
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No, New Guy!
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Oh, agreed!
Let's get rid of him!
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Great. Now I want pie!
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(ding)
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Wait, no!
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Hah! See you
tomorrow, Flinty.
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(grunts)
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HUEY: Let's see.
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Can Do Attitude, check.
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Professional posture... check.
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Completed checklist, check.
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Wow, I can't believe
we get to be interns
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at Waddle for Mark Beaks!
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Yeah, I'm mostly doing it
to show off this bad boy.
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-What is that?
-Oh, this?
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It's my super serious
business briefcase.
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"What brilliant
business secrets
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is he hiding
in there?"
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Who knows?!
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You can't open
the lock, can you?
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Nope.
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Welcome to Waddle,
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where imagination
and innovation
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get married
and have babies!
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(beeps)
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Digital high-five app,
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so you never get
left hanging,
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or, you know,
have to touch anyone.
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Come, roll with Beaks.
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Here are
the high-impact trampolines,
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the low-impact trampolines,
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and, of course,
the no-impact trampolines.
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Those are fun.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Slides are the new stairs.
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Ha! That's actually
pretty cool!
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If, by cool, you mean
statistically proven
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to increase
employee productivity.
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Huh! This guy.
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Oh, before you ask,
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yeah, it's all
made of candy.
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You're welcome.
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Ooh, wow!
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Who knew work
could be so awesome?
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Mark Beaks did. Blamo!
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He talks the way
I want to live!
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Here are your official
Waddle trainee beanies.
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Congratulations, weenies!
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Oh, P.S., there's only space
for one intern,
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so one of you is going home
by the end of the day.
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Cool? Cool. Beaks out!
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One internship?!
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Well, hehe, you didn't
really want it anyway,
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so I'll just tell
Mr. Beaks to give it to me.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Sliding my way to billions?
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Licking
other people's stuff?
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It's everything I never knew
I always wanted!
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I am in!
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This is about more
than just goofing around.
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Whee!
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You're doing it wrong.
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This is supposed to be
efficient, not fun.
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(unenthused) Whee.
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Ha! I'm about to be
a billionaire!
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And when Scrooge tries
to follow me online,
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I'll block him.
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Man, you are killing it
today, Beaks!
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GUARD (muffled): Sir,
you can't go in there!
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(blows landing, groaning)
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Stop right there!
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Ooh, neat!
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-(beeps)
-(groans)
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Mr. Beaks, allow me
to introduce myself.
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Falcon Graves, professional
corporate saboteur and--
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Professional is right, man!
That suit game is on point.
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(sighs) As I was saying,
unfortunately for you,
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I've been hired to steal
your coveted Project Tahdah.
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-(phone clicks)
-What are you doing?
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I'm just updating
my status to "hostage."
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Feel like this could be huge
for my online presence.
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Oh, uh, were you not done
with your speech?
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Get me to Research
& Development.
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Hey, let him go. Aah!
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Immediately.
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[techno music playing]
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Turn that nonsense off!
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I already tried.
It's impossible.
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[beeps]
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Well, how was I supposed
to know the "On" button
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and the "Off" button
were the same button?
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Did you sleep here
last night?
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Who can sleep when you're
plotting against a nemesis?
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That cocky Mark Beaks
may be the only man I hate
as much as you!
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I know the feeling.
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So now I propose
we get rid of him.
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Do we really need
a slideshow?
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Ha! Sweet, naive Scroogy.
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Leave the devious planning
to the professionals.
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You're in
my world now, McDuck.
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Yeah, all right.
Show me what you've got.
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No, you're actually
on my side of the room.
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Ooh, task lists!
This is a place of dreams!
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Oh, I don't know, Dewey,
this looks like
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a whole bunch of boring
business-guy tasks.
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You're not really equipped
to handle them, so...
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And lose this internship
to you? No way!
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This place
has free snow cones!
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Free snow cones!
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(beeps)
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(phone ringing)
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Thank you for calling Waddle.
Please hold.
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Thank you for calling Waddle.
Please hold. Please hold.
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-Waddle.
-DEWEY: Yup, yeah, no.
I totally get it.
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I hate talking
on the phone, too,
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so that's why
I kick my feet up,
I'm leaning back...
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Who are you talking to?
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Oh, uh...
Business-man-ning-ton-son?
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-(dial tone)
-Oh, you just missed him!
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Okay. One sandwich cut
diagonally with no crusts,
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no pickles, but yes
to pickles on the side,
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so you can decide
which pickles to use.
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I got pizza!
Everybody loves pizza!
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(chanting) New guy! New guy!
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But I'm also
the new guy...
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There's the high-impact
trampolines,
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the low-impact trampolines...
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Mr. Beaks, is the tour
really necessary?
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Listen, Graves,
if we're gonna keep
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this hostage stuff on the DL,
I gotta act natural.
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(louder) And naturally,
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I give tours
of my awesome company!
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Must I wear the hat?
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You bet. All trainees
gotta wear the hat,
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and you are
a trainee, right?
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Boop!
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Complimentary snow cone?
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Oops, you dropped it.
Here's another.
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How 'bout blueberry?
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Ah, good call, that one
stains your mouth forever.
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-Look, see? Ahh...
-You do realize
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you're in quite a lot
of danger right now.
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I know! I'm gonna be
trending online for days!
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Hostage selfie!
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Backup phones.
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(groans)
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Excuse me, Mr. Beaks.
256
00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:05,710
I just tagged
us together. 'Sup?
257
00:10:05,710 --> 00:10:08,330
Mr. Beaks, here's
my completed, color-coded,
258
00:10:08,330 --> 00:10:10,380
and categorized checklist.
259
00:10:10,380 --> 00:10:12,120
I even made
some categories for--
260
00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,920
I ordered
everybody pizza.
261
00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:17,500
So who would you say
is in the lead
for the internship?
262
00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:20,330
Oh, uh,
I guess you're tied.
263
00:10:20,330 --> 00:10:22,580
-(techno music plays)
-Oh, mandatory dance break!
264
00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,420
Whoo-whoo!
265
00:10:26,170 --> 00:10:28,210
Pew pew! Chicka-pew!
266
00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:30,540
And, lo, he shall pay
for his arrogance
267
00:10:30,540 --> 00:10:32,620
as his world
crumbles around him
268
00:10:32,620 --> 00:10:34,330
and Beaks will rue the day
269
00:10:34,330 --> 00:10:37,420
he heard the name
Flintheart Glomgold!
270
00:10:37,420 --> 00:10:39,460
-(thunder crashing)
-(maniacal laughter)
271
00:10:39,460 --> 00:10:40,750
(startles)
272
00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:43,290
Oh, and Scrooge McDuck,
I guess.
273
00:10:43,290 --> 00:10:45,250
(yawns)
Ooh, are you finished?
274
00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:48,000
What? Every evil plot starts
275
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,540
with a "Declaration
of Hatred" speech.
276
00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:52,170
Oh, you have
so much to learn.
277
00:10:52,170 --> 00:10:55,790
Great. Now, can we talk
about the actual plan?
278
00:10:55,790 --> 00:10:57,580
I thought you'd never ask!
279
00:10:57,580 --> 00:11:00,170
I asked
several hours ago!
280
00:11:00,170 --> 00:11:01,710
Behold.
281
00:11:01,710 --> 00:11:03,710
Our scheme to destroy Beaks
282
00:11:03,710 --> 00:11:05,960
begins with an invitation
283
00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:07,920
to a Billionaires' Convention
on a yacht.
284
00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:10,620
We'll tell him we're going,
but then we won't show!
285
00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:11,750
First slam!
286
00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:13,000
Seems unnecessary,
287
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,250
especially the part
about the yacht.
288
00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:18,170
Emotionally devastated,
Beaks will seek solace
289
00:11:18,170 --> 00:11:20,580
and drown his sorrows
at the buffet.
290
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,830
A yacht and a buffet
for one person?
291
00:11:22,830 --> 00:11:24,380
I'm not paying for that.
292
00:11:24,380 --> 00:11:26,330
Fine. We'll use
my yacht.
293
00:11:26,330 --> 00:11:30,080
Now, distracted
by delicious shrimp,
294
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:33,460
Beaks won't realize he's being
sailed into an active volcano,
295
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,960
where it'll get so hot
296
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,670
he'll jump
into the yacht's pool,
297
00:11:36,670 --> 00:11:40,170
which, unbeknownst to him,
will be filled with sharks!
298
00:11:40,170 --> 00:11:41,620
Where did
the sharks come from?
299
00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:43,250
I've got a great shark guy.
300
00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:45,420
Beaks will be so terrified
by the sharks,
301
00:11:45,420 --> 00:11:47,170
he'll forget
he's in a volcano
302
00:11:47,170 --> 00:11:50,120
and jump blindly
into the lava!
303
00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:53,120
All while we watch
from a bridge above.
304
00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:55,000
Wait, wait, I though
we wanted to boot him
305
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,540
out of our club,
not kill him!
306
00:11:56,540 --> 00:11:59,040
Although you have tried
to kill me countless times,
307
00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,620
which usually ends up
being more annoying
than deadly.
308
00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:03,120
That's right,
I'm a genius.
309
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:04,460
Now, pay attention,
310
00:12:04,460 --> 00:12:06,920
'cause this is where
it gets complicated.
311
00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:08,250
Ooh...
312
00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:10,120
♪♪
313
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,540
Listen, I got
your most important task yet.
314
00:12:12,540 --> 00:12:14,830
Getting my 2:15 artisanal
cold-pressed coffee.
315
00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:17,420
Now, I want
almond-infused foam,
316
00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:18,790
not almonds in my foam.
317
00:12:18,790 --> 00:12:20,620
Infused foam,
understood?
318
00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:22,000
Coffee
with stuff, got it!
319
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,120
You don't even know
where it is!
320
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,000
-[both] Come on, come on...
-HUEY: Almost there.
321
00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,210
Here's another
XL Waddle T-shirt,
322
00:12:36,210 --> 00:12:38,330
a bunch of Waddle yo-yos,
and a Waddle jetpack.
323
00:12:38,330 --> 00:12:40,040
(whispers) Don't try it.
It's super broken.
324
00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:41,580
(panting) Beaks,
coffee! Winner!
325
00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:43,620
Oh, I-- ahem.
I'm sorry, why am I getting
326
00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:46,290
my 2:15 coffee at 2:14?
327
00:12:46,290 --> 00:12:48,080
I didn't get an email
about it moving up.
328
00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:50,960
-Hello.
-Just take the coffee!
329
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:53,540
I didn't become
an almost-billionaire
330
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,670
by having coffee
at random times of the day
331
00:12:55,670 --> 00:12:57,210
like some commoner!
332
00:12:57,210 --> 00:13:00,540
There's an order to things,
my order, and I--
333
00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:05,330
Mr. Beaks, I have
your 2:15 coffee
at exactly 2:15.
334
00:13:05,330 --> 00:13:08,330
Ooh, yummy!
Man, things got real
335
00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:10,500
for a second
back there, right?
336
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,580
How is this
not very real?
337
00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:14,380
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
one sec.
338
00:13:14,380 --> 00:13:15,540
Kid, what's your name?
339
00:13:15,540 --> 00:13:16,580
Huey, sir.
340
00:13:16,580 --> 00:13:19,920
Ooh, don't love it.
341
00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:25,750
How about brand-new Waddle
intern Huey!
342
00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:27,080
Ha-ha!
343
00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:29,580
Achieve dream. Check.
344
00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:34,960
(huffs) Now, can we finally
get to Project Tahdah?
345
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:38,080
Whoa, is that
an ironically fancy briefcase
346
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,790
in my super-chill
work environment?
347
00:13:39,790 --> 00:13:41,580
Uh... yes.
348
00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:43,080
What's going on in there,
349
00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,750
like, brilliant
business secrets?
350
00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:46,080
You know it!
351
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,210
Very chill.
Oh, I like how you roll!
352
00:13:48,210 --> 00:13:50,580
You are my new Vice President
of Fancy Business.
353
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,210
Intern, you report
to him now. Boom.
354
00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:53,330
Beaks out!
355
00:13:53,330 --> 00:13:54,580
-What?!
-Yes!
356
00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:56,290
Faked it,
maked it!
357
00:13:56,290 --> 00:13:58,710
I didn't even know this was
my life's dream until today.
358
00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:01,960
But-- but-- how did I win
and still lose?
359
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,960
I worked so hard
and had so many
completed checklists.
360
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,620
Do you need me
to get a briefcase?
361
00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:08,210
'Cause I can go get one
and then become
362
00:14:08,210 --> 00:14:09,790
the Vice President
of Being Chill!
363
00:14:09,790 --> 00:14:12,580
'Cause I'm chill.
I'm straight chilling.
364
00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:14,040
Like a villain, even!
365
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:15,670
Oh, no, Huey's broken.
366
00:14:15,670 --> 00:14:19,670
Or I could be Chief Manager
of Being Broken!
367
00:14:19,670 --> 00:14:21,380
'Cause anyone
can just be anything!
368
00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:22,670
Look at me, everybody,
369
00:14:22,670 --> 00:14:24,790
now I'm the Duke
of Making a Mess!
370
00:14:24,790 --> 00:14:26,040
(growling)
371
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:28,380
Watch out for the Duke!
372
00:14:28,380 --> 00:14:29,920
Mr. Beaks,
is everything okay?
373
00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:32,170
Uh, this again.
(cracks knuckles)
374
00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:35,580
(blows landing, grunting)
375
00:14:35,580 --> 00:14:36,920
Oh, I missed that last punch.
376
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:38,670
Could you prop him back up
and do it again?
377
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:42,620
No more games.
You're all my captives now.
378
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:46,580
You, Vice President,
take me to Project Tahdah!
379
00:14:46,580 --> 00:14:48,250
Yes, of course. Sure.
380
00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:49,960
Um...
381
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:53,000
Seriously?
It's that way.
382
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,750
It's that way.
Of course it's that way.
383
00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:57,830
Sorry, it's my first day,
but, eh, let's go this way.
384
00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,500
Huh!
385
00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:06,710
Welcome to the cutting edge
of the latest technology.
386
00:15:06,710 --> 00:15:08,120
See that in the air?
What is that?
387
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:09,120
It's called magic!
388
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,830
Open the vault!
389
00:15:10,830 --> 00:15:13,040
-Now!
-Ugh, fine! I'll
390
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,710
(imitating Graves) "finally
take you to Project Tahdah."
391
00:15:15,710 --> 00:15:16,710
Blech! Ugh.
392
00:15:16,710 --> 00:15:19,330
-(beeping)
-(tumblers clicking)
393
00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:22,000
Menacing man,
small children,
394
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,040
prepare yourselves
for my greatest invention.
395
00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:26,460
(whirring)
396
00:15:27,830 --> 00:15:30,710
What? Nothing?
397
00:15:30,710 --> 00:15:34,880
Everything you think it is,
and nothing you're expecting!
398
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,830
You got
the nothing part right.
399
00:15:36,830 --> 00:15:39,080
So, Project Tahdah
is a hoax?
400
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,000
Tahdah!
401
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,790
I build hype
for a fake product,
402
00:15:42,790 --> 00:15:44,460
everyone invests
in my company,
403
00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:46,670
kablam, I'm a billionaire!
404
00:15:46,670 --> 00:15:49,500
This is ridiculous.
I'm calling my employer.
405
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,710
-(dialing)
-(ringing)
406
00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:52,880
Go for Beaks.
407
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:53,830
(growls)
408
00:15:53,830 --> 00:15:55,710
You've got to be kidding me!
409
00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:59,000
Why would you hire me to steal
something that doesn't exist?
410
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,120
So he gets to say
Project Tahdah was stolen,
411
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,580
but he still keeps
the money!
412
00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:06,170
See? Fancy Business
gets it.
413
00:16:06,170 --> 00:16:09,170
Why actually put in
the hard work
of inventing something
414
00:16:09,170 --> 00:16:11,750
when I can just tell
everybody I did?
415
00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:13,120
Fake it till you
make it, right?
416
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:14,290
(chimes)
417
00:16:14,290 --> 00:16:16,710
And become a billionaire!
418
00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:19,040
Ba-bam!
Just crossed the mark.
419
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,710
Aw, count them zeroes!
420
00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:22,120
One, two, three,
four, five--
421
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:23,710
Bah, I'm bored.
You get it.
422
00:16:23,710 --> 00:16:25,790
And it's all thanks
to you, bud.
423
00:16:25,790 --> 00:16:27,790
Get over here,
Selfington!
424
00:16:27,790 --> 00:16:29,290
(growls)
425
00:16:31,710 --> 00:16:33,830
I can't believe
I looked up to you.
426
00:16:33,830 --> 00:16:37,080
You and your whole company
are as fake as Project Tahdah.
427
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,380
Maybe, but the money
and the buzz
428
00:16:39,380 --> 00:16:41,380
are very, very real.
429
00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:43,250
I just got
so many followers!
430
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,920
-Pah!
-Gravesy, there's a helicopter
431
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:45,880
waiting for you
on the roof.
432
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,040
You know what?
Keep the beanie.
433
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,830
I do not like being lied to!
434
00:16:49,830 --> 00:16:52,710
Oh, this is fun.
Where we going?
435
00:16:52,710 --> 00:16:53,710
To the roof...
436
00:16:53,710 --> 00:16:56,830
So I can toss you off it!
437
00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:00,080
Oh! Mwah, mwah, mwah.
438
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:03,620
Who loves being a pawn
in my twisted evil plots?
439
00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:05,920
You! Yes, you do!
440
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:08,500
Why on earth should
we ever need this?
441
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,460
Well, how else is Beaks
going to know
442
00:17:10,460 --> 00:17:12,250
he's at the Annual
Carrot Festival?!
443
00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:14,170
You clearly didn't
understand the plan.
444
00:17:14,170 --> 00:17:16,420
Let's start
from the beginning.
445
00:17:16,420 --> 00:17:18,750
-Behold, our--
-No!
446
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:24,460
"Backstabbing Scrooge,
version 3..."
447
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,580
What's this?
448
00:17:25,580 --> 00:17:27,040
Oh, i-it's nothing.
449
00:17:35,670 --> 00:17:38,960
This whole thing
is a trap for me, isn't it?
450
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,920
What?! No...
451
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:42,120
Of course not.
452
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:45,670
Your new best friend
would never...
453
00:17:45,670 --> 00:17:46,750
No, stay right there.
454
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:53,120
Uh, heh, thank goodness
you moved at the last minute,
455
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:55,920
or you would've been
destroyed by the axe.
456
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,000
How long have you
been planning that one?
457
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:58,790
More than six months?
458
00:17:58,790 --> 00:18:00,120
I don't want to say.
459
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,460
I can't believe
I wasted a whole day
460
00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:04,500
obsessing over someone
I don't like,
461
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,120
and it nearly
got me killed!
462
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:08,670
Who am I, you? Ugh!
463
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,330
Have fun
with your new nemesis.
464
00:18:10,330 --> 00:18:11,920
I'm gonna go beat you both
465
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,830
by actually being
a better billionaire.
466
00:18:13,830 --> 00:18:16,500
(techno music plays)
467
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:19,960
BEAKS (narrating): "Help.
Project Tahdah was stolen
468
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,710
and now I'm going
to be tossed off the roof."
469
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:24,580
Oh, should I add a sad face,
or is that too much?
470
00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:26,040
(growls)
471
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,460
Oh, ground.
472
00:18:29,460 --> 00:18:30,830
Dude, not cool!
473
00:18:30,830 --> 00:18:32,830
-That's my last backup phone!
-Yes!
474
00:18:32,830 --> 00:18:34,080
(exclamations
from Beaks and Graves)
475
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,920
We've gotta save Beaks.
476
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:38,210
Right? I mean,
he's the worst,
477
00:18:38,210 --> 00:18:39,880
but it's
the right thing to do.
478
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:42,290
Why? I'm sure
your biggest,
favorite friend
479
00:18:42,290 --> 00:18:44,880
will just fake
his way through it
like everything else.
480
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:47,830
Okay, first off,
that's not what BFF stands for.
481
00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:50,830
And secondly, guys like him,
guys like me,
482
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,210
we have to put on
a show and fake it
483
00:18:53,210 --> 00:18:56,080
because smart guys like you
are so good at making it.
484
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,830
We don't need this.
485
00:18:57,830 --> 00:19:00,290
What we need
is a checklist.
486
00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:03,040
In fact, here's a checklist
for how to get through this.
487
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,790
One, get a plan.
Two, ask Huey for a plan.
488
00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:07,380
Three, do you have
a plan yet?
489
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,830
'Cause honestly I don't know
how checklists work!
490
00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:11,210
I got it.
491
00:19:11,210 --> 00:19:12,830
HUEY: Hey, Graves,
over here!
492
00:19:12,830 --> 00:19:14,000
DEWEY: Wha?!
493
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,210
This is dumb.
I hate this plan.
494
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:20,000
Ha-ha, I win!
Oh, gross!
495
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,710
Your dumb fingerprints
smudged my screen.
496
00:19:22,710 --> 00:19:24,580
(huffs)
497
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,080
Now, go be Dewey.
498
00:19:27,380 --> 00:19:29,040
Aaah!
499
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:29,920
Take this!
500
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,330
And all of these!
501
00:19:31,330 --> 00:19:34,620
(grunting)
502
00:19:35,580 --> 00:19:37,790
Time out!
503
00:19:37,790 --> 00:19:39,500
We have to take off
these stupid hats.
504
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:40,580
It's humiliating.
505
00:19:42,170 --> 00:19:44,040
Tight end!
506
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,460
Nyah!
507
00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:47,000
Dewey, whatever you do,
508
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,830
do not tell Graves
what's in the briefcase!
509
00:19:49,830 --> 00:19:52,000
What is in the briefcase?
510
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,960
Oh, this briefcase?
511
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,380
Just a bunch of fancy business
secrets, very hush-hush.
512
00:19:56,380 --> 00:19:57,420
You see the lock?
513
00:19:57,420 --> 00:19:58,500
Give me that.
514
00:20:01,540 --> 00:20:02,830
What's the code?
515
00:20:02,830 --> 00:20:04,960
-Try 1111.
-No.
516
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,920
-Mmkay, 2222?
-No.
517
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,790
Right,
of course not. 3333.
518
00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:12,380
Oh, now you're
just guessing.
519
00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:14,040
Have you tried
the factory default?
520
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,880
Of course I have--
Oh...kay.
521
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:18,500
(slowed-down scream)
522
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,000
Doink. Ah.
523
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,710
Oh, that's it, I'm done!
524
00:20:24,710 --> 00:20:28,040
And I'm untagging myself
from all those photos!
525
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:31,380
(laughs) That's
gotta be $20 million!
526
00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:33,290
Where did you get
a briefcase full of money?
527
00:20:33,290 --> 00:20:35,620
Next to the suit of armor
in the Billionaires' Club.
528
00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:37,170
That place needs
better security.
529
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:38,170
'Sup over here?
530
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,040
Uh, we saved your life.
531
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,250
Right. Hey, so obviously
I have to fire you guys
532
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:44,120
because you know the secret
of Project Tahdah,
533
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,290
and if you tell anybody
I'll just say you're lying
534
00:20:46,290 --> 00:20:48,670
because you're mad I
fired you. Cool? Cool-cool.
535
00:20:50,170 --> 00:20:54,120
"My face looks
like a butt."
536
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,120
And... sent.
537
00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:58,250
Seriously, that's
your big plan?
538
00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:00,330
Who even cares
about what--
539
00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:02,040
It already has 1,000 likes!
540
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,960
What? No! No!
I can't delete it now!
541
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,330
Give it back!
Give it back!
542
00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:08,670
(opera aria plays)
543
00:21:08,670 --> 00:21:14,710
(slowed-down scream)
544
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:35,080
Hah! Me and my phone
are fine!
545
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,420
(laughs) We totally crushed
that fall!
546
00:21:40,210 --> 00:21:41,540
Aw, man!
547
00:21:41,540 --> 00:21:43,250
Letter for billionaire
Mark Beaks.
548
00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:44,330
Aha, that's me!
549
00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:50,830
Oh, an invite
to a Billionaires' Convention
on a yacht.
550
00:21:50,830 --> 00:21:54,080
Awesometown,
population Beaks.
551
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:57,790
I still get to be
a Duckburg billionaire.
552
00:21:57,790 --> 00:22:00,960
And everything
that comes with it.
553
00:22:02,330 --> 00:22:04,040
Get the sharks ready.
554
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,000
-(thunder crashing)
-(maniacal laughter)
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