All language subtitles for The Flying Nun s03e24 When Generations Gap.eng

♪♪

[barking]

♪♪

[narrator] There's one fascinating thing
you'll find

in the Convent San Tanco
you won't find anywhere else.

It's called
Sister Bertrille.

Ahoy, Sister Bertrille!
Ahoy!

Maybe it's not Morse code,
but I get the message.

Roger out!

[barks]

What's the matter?

Oh, Reverend Mother wants
to see you on the triple.

[Horatio whimpering]

I think you mean
on the double.

Well, maybe I do,
but she called you three times.

[groans]

I wonder what she could want,
don't you?

Well, let me see now.

Can't be the dishes because
Sister Ana is doing the dishes.

It can't be the filing.

Sister Sanchez
is doing the filing.

So I guess it's not one
of the daily chores.

Maybe it's something
we do weekly, once a week.

The grocery shopping.

No, it can't be that.

Because we only do that
on Fridays.

You should remember that
because last time

you got a big bone
from the butcher.

[barks]

Right.

Okay, if it's not something
we do weekly,

then maybe it's something
we do once a month, like, um...

Pay the bills.
Pay the bills.

We only do that once a month,
but we already did it.

So maybe it's something
we do

like every two
or three months.

Two or three months...

Three months.

Oil and lube
the station wagon

every three months or 5000 miles
whichever comes first.

Come on.

[knock on door]

Come in.

Oh, yes.

Sister Bertrille.

I think that you have forgotten
to take care of something,

and I would like you
to attend to it immediately.

Yes, Reverend Mother, I would
love to take the station wagon

into the town for
its lube job and checkup.

Sister Bertrille,
you absolutely astound me.

You have always forgotten,

and yet today
you have remembered.

How did you know
that I wanted to remind you

of the station wagon
checkup?

It was obvious.

♪♪

♪♪

Sister Bertrille,
one moment, please.

Yes, Reverend Mother.

Just one thing.

Please do not forget
to tell the mechanic

that besides the oil change
and the lubrication,

the window sticks
and the brakes are loose.

Right. The window sticks
and the brakes are loose.

♪ Oil and lube
And the window sticks ♪

♪ And the window sticks
And the brakes are loose ♪

♪ Oil and lube
And the brakes all stick ♪

♪ And the window's loose
We'll get it fixed ♪

♪ And the window's loose
And the brakes all stick ♪

Or is it the brakes that stick

and the windows that's loose?
Well...

♪ Oil and lube
And the windows stick ♪

♪ The windows stick
And the brakes are loose ♪

♪ Oil and lube
And the brakes all stick ♪

♪ And the window's loose ♪

♪ Oil and lube
And brakes all stick ♪

[tires squeal]
[Bertrille screams]

[grunts]

Man, this is what I call
a bad scene.

[Tommy] Did you see what that car did?

Right through the light.

Wow, you're a nun.

Yeah. Ooh.
Are you all right, ma'am?

[Bertrille] I don't remember what happened.
I'm fine.

It's all their own fault.
Look at their hair.

What is going on?
What happened, Sister?

Please, man,
this is really a bad scene.

We were sitting on our wheels,

waiting for the light
to turn to our key.

What country are you from?

No, before this
unfortunate incident occurred,

they were waiting
for the light

to turn red.
She's got it.

When the lights flipped,
she flipped,

and she just came on
very strong.

Then she just kind of went
through the light and...

[mimics explosion]

You couldn't be Americans.

You never heard
of the Paper Balloon.

Paper-- Oh, my goodness.

It's the Paper Balloon.
They're the Paper Balloon.

Oh, I just love you guys.
I have all your releases,

every single one.

There's "Baby, Baby. Baby"

and
"Benny from Freakout Boulevard"

Oh, I can't believe it.

They're as American
as Army boots, I tell you.

What they're trying to say

is I didn't have my mind
at my driving,

and I just came buzzing
right on through.

That's the riff
we've been blowing.

Actually, I don't remember
what happened. That's...

If that is what they mean,
how come they don't say that?

I wanna see
your driver's license.

I saw the whole thing.
Gomez, Alfonso T.

Don't trust them.
Do your duty.

Sister, I will take you
to see the doctor

to make sure
you're all right.

I don't think
that's necessary.

Oh, but, Sister,
you must be examined.

Well, okay, thank you very much.
Listen, guys, I'm really sorry.

Nice meeting you. Sorry too.
Nice to meet you.

We hope you're feeling better.
Thank you. Ciao.

[narrator] There was always one thing
you could expect

from Sister Bertrille.

Whatever you didn't expect.

Thank you so much for the ride
home, Señor Gomez.

I really appreciate it.
Excuse me.

I'm sure the station wagon
will be back tomorrow.

It was only the radiator,

and the bumper,
headlights, fender.

Good heavens.
What happened to your neck?

Now, Sisters--
Sisters, Sisters.

There's nothing to carry on.

You'd think something
had happened or something.

Is this thing
around your neck,

I suppose that's the new look
or something.

Gomez, Alfonso T.

I saw the whole thing.

Sister Bertrille?
Yes, he did.

Besides that, I only have
to wear this thing for one day.

It's kind of impressive,
don't you think?

Well, adiós, Sister.

Don't worry,
we'll fix those hippies.

I'm sure they're in jail
by now.

[Bertrille] Thank you, Señor Gomez.

Well, I guess
accidents do happen.

Jail? Oh, my gosh.
I've got to get to them.

[Sixto] Get to whom?

[Bertrille] The Paper Balloon.

It's 50 percent my fault.
I think.

It's worse than I thought.

♪♪

Oh.

Whew. I guess I was carrying
too much weight

between my nose
and my wing section.

I thought the fuzz were
never gonna get off our backs.

Thanks for sending your lawyer
down to unbust us.

Oh, it was nothing.
Now you can relax.

There's nothing to worry about.
You can start rehearsing.

No, we got problems. We gotta
call the insurance company.

We might have to come up
with the bread.

Why? I think the driver of the
other car should pay for it.

That's the whole bringdown.
I wouldn't wanna ask her.

Me neither.
Her? It's a woman?

Yeah.
Well, even if she's a woman,

she should pay
for the damages.

Well,
she's not exactly a woman.

Who is she?

Kind of reminds me
of my sister.

I think that's carrying
gallantry a little too far.

Even if she's someone's mother,
she should pay.

She's definitely nobody's...

[mic feedback squeals]

mother.

This was a Sister

that reminded me
of my sister.

A chick
that carries the word.

The word. You know, the word.

[strums guitar]

Well...
Man, she was a nun.

Must be one of the Sisters
from the Convent San Tanco.

Yeah, and, boy,
she's really cool.

She's definitely
got it together.

Just a moment,
just a moment.

This cool sister,
is she kind of short?

Round face? Cute?

American?
Right.

Sister Bertrille.

You know her, huh?

Do I know her?

If Mr. Trouble comes knocking
on my door,

it's usually Sister Bertrille
who gave him the address.

Set up your instruments
and start rehearsing.

You have a show to do.
I'll go to the convent

and talk to Sister Bertrille
and settle things.

And please,
stop being so brought down...

Or is it shook up?

MAN [on TV]
The vote was 63 to 24.

The bill now goes
to a joint committee

of the House and Senate.

And now the news
from the world of sports.

In Deutsche Stadium,
Claude Osteen won

his fourth in a row
by blanking the Mets.

Dodgers winning
in the eighth

with a home run
by Willie Davis.

The score, 1 to nothing.

In other
Major League action,

the Giants took
a twin-billed...

Carlos, I'm so glad because
I was so worried about them.

To tell the truth, I think they
are also worried about them.

You think you are feeling
well enough to talk?

Oh, sure, I feel fine.

How do you like my new necklace?
I like it.

But I prefer the other kind.

Maybe I'm a little
old-fashioned.

At any rate,
these boys are entertainers.

It's not good for them

to get involved in an accident
like this,

even if it isn't their fault.
Well, it is their fault.

They say it isn't.

Well, Señor Gomez said
it was.

What do you say?
I don't know, I can't vote.

I can't remember what happened.
Would you please try?

Carlos, what are you making
such a big deal about?

As far I'm concerned,
the whole thing is forgotten.

Oh, no, it's not.

MAN [over TV]
Crime on the streets.

There was a time
when our beloved San Tanco

was a quiet little town,

a haven of tranquility
for all its citizens.

But it seems that day
is passed

We have been invaded by a horde
of guitar-playing hippies,

racing their fast cars
down our little streets

with no regard
for life and limb.

Even today,
an innocent young lady,

a nun at our beloved
Convent San Tanco,

was in a tragic collision,

smashed into

by a long-haired, high-paid,
obviously untalented group

calling themselves
the Paper Balloon.

They happen to be
very talented.

Who cares about that?

This is going to kill
our opening night.

Oh, Carlos,
you're such a worrier.

No one ever pays
any attention to him.

[both] ♪ There ain't no word
For the way ♪

♪ That I feel
There's a storm... ♪

So nobody pays any attention
to him, huh?

Look, Sister, look.

♪ ...and yours and yours ♪

♪ This ain't no crazy dream
My Lord ♪

♪ That's real ♪

♪ You're someone else's
Love now, goodbye ♪

♪ Crazy arms ♪

♪ That reach to hold
Somebody new ♪

♪ And that's why
I'm lonesome ♪

♪ All the ♪

♪ Time ♪

Whoo!
Yay!

[whooping]

Yay!

Whoo-hoo!

[whistles]

Yahoo! Yay!

[whistles]

Yippee!

♪♪

It seems
that everybody in San Tanco

saw that television program.

That fellow sure knows
how to hurt a guy.

Two guys.

[knock on door]

Hello, Carlos.
Hello, Sister Bertrille.

And if you don't mind,
goodbye, Sister Bertrille.

Hello.
[Tommy] Hello.

Remember me?
I'm Sister Bertrille

Sure, hi. I do.
Well, listen, you guys,

I feel as bad about this
as you do.

I wish there was something
I could do to help.

Sister Bertrille.
Sister.

I am sure there's no way
things could possibly

get any worse than they are.
But if there is a way,

I have all the confidence
in the world you'll find it.

Carlos is always
so negative.

Now, this is what I figure.

If we could get some
counter-publicity out on you

that would make the people
like you again.

Just because
you ran through a red light,

crashed our station wagon...
Sister--

It wasn't exactly a crime...Sister.

Sister.
Yes.

We're not trying
to put you down,

but if you recall,

I said it once
and I'd like to say it again,

we didn't do it.

When you went sailing
into the light

and missed the brake
with your foot, you blew it.

Like we said.

Brake. The brakes are loose
and the windows stick.

The windows stick
and the brakes are loose,

♪ Brakes are loose
And the window sticks... ♪

Now she goes
into the numbers.

Maybe it's in a single.

Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh, it's my fault.

It's my fault.
How marvelous.

Now, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

What about Señor Gomez?

He is so sure
that he is right,

and he said
you guys ran the red light,

and you can't both be right.

Sister,
we just know what we know.

Well, don't worry
about a thing

because I'm going get
to the bottom of this

and you'll end up
at the top.

When Sister Bertrille talks
about top and bottom,

it worries me.

I have a strong doubt
she knows which end is up.

Now, I want you to think back,
Señor Gomez,

try to dig into the tiniest
recesses of your mind,

try to recall
the minutest details

of what happened,

the exact progression
of events

that occurred
before the accident.

Now, is it not very possible

that the boys
did not start out

until after the light
had turned green,

and that I myself am the one
who ran the red light?

Think now, think.

What's to think?
Mm-hm.

Of course it was your fault.
Of course it wa--

It was?

Oh, how terrible.
Why didn't you say something?

What is terrible?

Look, Sister, the convent
could use a little money,

and these kids,
they got bank books full.

I am telling you,
sue them.

Why, with the whiplash,
it is like a gold mine.

My cousin had one,
and he settled out of court,

and he got enough
to open a little business.

Wow, that's really terrible.
How could you do such a thing?

It was easy.

These spoiled kids,

with their long hair
and their guitars,

and their hippie talk.

Then they become
millionaires

just by playing loud
and off-key,

with that long hair
of theirs.

Oh, well, why should
that bother you so much?

What time
will you be coming home, son?

Oh, what's time, man?

Peace, Sister.

♪♪

May I use your telephone,
please? Thank you.

You aren't gonna call
the Vatican?

No. I'm going to call
the newspapers.

I think it's about time
they heard the truth, don't you?

Hello, Horatio.

Horatio,
you can't come with me.

Go back up the stairs.
Back up the stairs.

[whimpers]

Okay, Horatio. Now, you can stay
here if you want to,

if you don't wanna go
back upstairs

but you can't come with me.

[Horatio barking]

♪♪

Horatio, no. I told you, you
can't come into the common room.

Horatio, stop scratching
on the door.

Begging won't get you
nowhere.

[whimpers]

[sighs]
[whimpering]

Horatio, those tricks
are wonderful,

but you're not coming
into the common room.

Okay. Okay. You can come into
the common room this one time.

But you have to be a good dog.
Come on. Come on.

Look, who's got his own show.
Yeah.

Now?

Hi, friends.
Carlos Ramirez here.

I am so excited.
I just have to tell you

about these new performers
at Carlos Casino.

The Paper Balloon.

Oh, they are so sensational
they're going to open tonight.

For those of you who missed

the Monday night
dress rehearsal.

He taped it
this afternoon.

Doesn't he have
a nice television personality?

Well, I can see him
advertising automobiles,

but I do not believe

he will ever compete
with Dick Cavett.

He bought time
just before the 6:00 news

because he knows everyone
watches the 6:00 news.

Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen,

my 6:00 report.

Today, an article appeared
in your afternoon newspaper

I'm sure
you're all familiar with.

That story is the reason
for my story.

"Witness Gomez
retracts previous testimony,

claims hippy performers
not guilty."

Here it comes.

Is this not a study

of injustice?

Right.

Is this not a case

of attempting
to sway public opinion

and blacken the name
of the innocent?

Right.

Is this not

a clear-cut example

of two overpaid delinquents
buying off a witness

to change his previous
truthful testimony?

Correct--

Wrong!

What other explanation?

The witness suddenly,
and quite suspiciously, insists

that it was the young Sister
who was at fault,

that it was she who went
through that red light. Why?

Because the brakes
didn't hold.

Is this the kind of justice
we now have

in our beloved San Tanco,

one for the poor
and one for the rich?

Is it now possible
for those who have enough money

to get away with anything?

Who wants to get away
with anything?

Who's got enough money?

[reporter] A clear-cut example
of justice--

[phone rings]

Ah.

Hello.

Yes.

Of course, I don't blame you.

No, no, I don't think
it is your fault.

Let's call it an unfortunate
twist of fate, okay?

Well, I hate
to butt my nose in again

after all the trouble
I've caused,

but I have sort of a suggestion
for kind of an idea

that just might be
of some help

in maybe twisting fate
the other way. Heh.

Of course, I don't want you
to think this is a sure thing.

[band playing upbeat tune]

[Bob] All right.
[Tommy] I want everybody

to get up off your seats!

Put your arms together

and put your hands together,

and give us
some of that old soul clapping!

♪ You didn't have to love me
Like you did ♪

♪ But you did ♪

♪ But you did now ♪

[both] ♪ And I thank you ♪

♪ You didn't have to squeeze me
Like you did ♪

♪ But you did
But you did ♪

[both] ♪ And I thank you ♪

Bless you, Carlos,
for your generosity.

Welcome.

Come in, come in.

Carlos,
you have such a big heart.

Oh, thank you very much.

Thank you.
Thank you for coming over.

Come in, come in.
All right.

♪ Oh, you didn't have
To shake it like you did ♪

♪ But you did
But you did now ♪

[both] ♪ And I thank you ♪

♪ You didn't have to make it
Like you did ♪

♪ But you did
But you did ♪

[both] ♪ I thank you, whoa ♪

♪ Every day
Is something new ♪

♪ You pull out your bag
And you'll find you do ♪

♪ And sometimes
I can't even keep up with you ♪

♪ So come on now, honey, tell me
What am I going to do? ♪

[Tommy] ♪ You didn't have to love me
Like you did ♪

♪ But you did
But you did now ♪

[both] ♪ And I thank you ♪

♪ You did have squeeze me
Like you did ♪

♪ But you did
But you did ♪

[both] ♪ And I thank you ♪

♪ All my life ♪

♪ I've been short-changed ♪

♪ Without your love, darling
Is a crying shame ♪

♪ Now I know
What you're talking about ♪

♪ Every time you say
That you feel good now, oh ♪

[both vocalizing]

[Tommy] Whoo!

♪ You didn't have to love me
Like you did ♪

♪ But you did
But you did now ♪

♪ And I thank you ♪

♪ You didn't have to squeeze me
Like you did ♪

♪ But you did
But you did ♪

♪ And I thank you ♪

[Bobby] ♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Thank you, thank you, baby ♪
♪ Thank you ♪

♪ Thank you, baby ♪
♪ Yeah, now ♪

♪ Whoa, pa, pa, pa ♪
♪ I've got ♪

♪ Thank you, thank you, baby ♪
[Tommy] ♪ Thank you, baby ♪

♪ Thank you ♪
♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

Whoo!

[crowd applauding, whistling]

Yeah, Señor Carlos.
They are a big hit.

You have your full house.

Yeah. More full houses
like this, and I'll go broke.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen,

this is your chance.

Support your local convent.

There are still
seats available

for the midnight show
at Carlos's casino.

Remember, all proceeds
from tonight's performances

have been donated
by Carlos Ramirez

and The Paper Balloon
to the Convent San Tanco.

Please support
your local convent.

I repeat, support...

♪♪

Oh. Carlos,
thank you so much.

I still feel we've conned you
into donating this

to the convent.
Don't be ridiculous.

Of course you did.

Did you see the reviews?
No.

Now, we sold the house
with two full nights.

Oh.
I might have to call the boys

for another two weeks.
Oh.

Well, the first thing
we're going to get

is a new football uniforms
for the kids.

That's good. Now, I want to
ask you a very important favor.

Please drive home
very carefully.

Oh, I will.
Okay?

But I'm not going home.

I'm supposed to rent air
for the Reverend Mother.

Okay, do that also carefully.

But I forgot what it was
I was supposed to do.

I know,
I'm supposed to buy something.

Oh. Groceries?

No.

Clothes?
No.

Pots and pans?

Pots and pans?

Just a thought.
Darn it. I guess I'll just have

to go back to the convent
and ask Reverend Mother.

[engine sputtering]

[in unison]
Gasoline.

♪♪

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