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♪♪
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[barking]
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♪♪
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[narrator] In 1493,
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Christopher Columbus
set forth
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on a second voyage
of exploration
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in the New World.
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Nearly 500 years later,
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Sister Bertrille embarked
on a project
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almost as ambitious.
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A pageant
reenacting the great moment
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when Columbus first set foot
on our island of Puerto Rico.
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Columbus had to contend
with stormy seas, leaky ships
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and an island full
of possibly hostile Indians.
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You'd think
he had troubles.
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Manuel, make your entrance.
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[blows whistle]
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Oh, Sister Bertrille,
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Manuel is in the hospital
in San Tanco.
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The hospital?
What happened?
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He got the mumps.
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Oh, swell.
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We open in two weeks
and our star has the mumps.
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Take five.
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Take five what?
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That's a showbiz expression.
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It means relax
while I try and figure this out.
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Oh, well...
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The convent's loaded with
talent. What's to worry about?
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[narrator] "What's to worry about?"
is not a showbiz expression.
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It was first uttered
by the skipper of theTitanic.
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♪♪
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[narrator] Meanwhile,
at the Casino Carlos,
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Señor Ramirez was having
troubles of his own.
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Luis is back at the casino.
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Luis is back at the casino. [scoffs]
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But I thought he was so happy
running the dry goods store.
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Well, he says that now that
the tourist season is on hand,
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his first loyalty is to you,
his dear cousin.
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Yeah.
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Also,
the store went bankrupt.
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[sighs]
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So Luis is back.
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[sighs]
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So Luis is back.
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Well, we haven't had a hurricane
in three years.
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We're due for a disaster.
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Well, he's still my cousin.
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We just have to find a place
for him.
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The kitchen staff
has done so.
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They have locked him
in the meat refrigerator.
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Is he making trouble again?
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This morning
he told the chef
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that his sauce Marguery tasted
like library paste.
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Oh, no.
And he also added
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a few artistic improvements
of his own
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to a wedding cake
that Anton was decorating.
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That Luis
is really something else.
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Yes, he is.
Now we have to figure out what.
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Well, I just have to get him
out of the refrigerator.
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He is safer inside.
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The chef said something
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about cooking Luis tonight
as the main course.
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Well, he always wanted us
to name a dish after him.
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I haven't told you
the bad part though.
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Oh. Up until now,
you were just trying
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to make me feel good, huh?
What is it?
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The kitchen staff delivered
an ultimatum.
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Either Luis goes or else...
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They do this to me now
with all the tourists coming?
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Hello.
Lovely morning, isn't it?
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Not for people
with relatives.
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Hello, Roberto.
Hello, Carlos.
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Hello.
I bet you'll never guess
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why I'm here.
Oh, yes.
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You want something, Sister,
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and did you pick
the wrong day.
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You're wrong.
I've come to give you something.
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Tickets
to our convent pageant.
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Two for you and two for you.
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Ooh. Thank you, good Sister.
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Nice.
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Very nice.
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You will consider
what we discussed?
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I am considering.
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You haven't asked
what the pageant's about.
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What pageant?
It's the reenactment
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of Columbus' discovery
of Puerto Rico.
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He should have remained
in Spain.
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Oh, it's just gonna be
a smash.
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If we could only find
a Columbus. Yeah.
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Manuel got the mumps.
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We tried Pepi,
but he has a lisp.
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And Sanchez was short.
Okay.
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Then Jose's voice is voice is...
All right. Okay, okay.
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Sister, would you please
excuse me?
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I have to go hit my head
against the wall.
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Carlos, is something wrong?
Oh, no.
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It's just that the house
is on fire
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and my whole staff
is quitting,
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and now you want me to worry
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about who's gonna play Columbus
in a--
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Just a moment.
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You need a Columbus?
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Do we ever.
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Don't move.
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I am flattered
that you want me to portray
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such a distinguished
character.
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But my place is here
with Carlos.
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But it'll be such an important
event on the island.
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We've invited the mayor
and the governor.
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Celebrities are coming?
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Ah. The VIPiest.
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And it's for
the convent fund.
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But I'm not an actor.
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Oh, Luis, come on.
Have you forgotten?
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In high school,
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he played the lead
in Peter Pan.
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Oh. You still remember
my Peter Pan, Carlos?
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How could I forget?
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You were incredible.
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Flying all over the place.
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Oh, darn, I wish
I'd brought a script with me
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so I can hear him read.
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We don't need it.
Here, read this.
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The menu?
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You can excite an audience
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just reading
a telephone book.
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"Consommé avec croutons,
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onion soup,
fried chicken Maryland,
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pot roast
with potato pancakes.
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That's enough.
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Isn't he magnificent?
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Well, he does have
a nice loud voice.
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It is settled. Sister Bertrille,
here you have your Columbus.
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Oh.
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Well, the sisters
will be so pleased.
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The kitchen staff
will be delighted.
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[narrator] The whole convent pitched in
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to build a proper stage
for the pageant.
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And naturally,
the Reverend Mother and I
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were thrilled when we heard
who was going to play Columbus.
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Luis?
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Luis?
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That's what I said too.
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But I'm sure that he'll be
just fine on the night. Heh.
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I'll pray to that.
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Well, I want you
to see the sets.
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Sister Sixto,
open the curtain.
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Robert.
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No, that's roger.
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Pull, Sister, pull.
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I'm pulling.
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[chuckles]
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It'll be just fine
on the night.
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Sister Sixto, why don't you
drop in the harbor set?
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I can't wait to see it.
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Lovely.
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Where is Columbus' fleet?
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Sister Sixto?
Yes.
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Where are the boats?
Boats?
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Heh. Columbus' fleet.
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What's a horse doing there?
You asked for it.
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You said
a big Spanish stallion.
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Not Spanish stallion.
Spanish galleon.
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Well, it looks
a little snug.
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But only when I breathe.
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Well, I bet you didn't know
Columbus wore mini pants.
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No, I didn't.
No, you didn't.
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Here's the hat.
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Oh.
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How do I look?
You'll be fine on the night.
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Mm.
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Sister Bertrille,
may I talk to you privately?
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Yes. Sister Ana,
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will you please excuse us?
Sure.
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Sister Bertrille,
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I don't think I want to appear
in this mini pants.
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I look ridiculous.
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Oh, it'll be fine.
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All it needs
is to be fixed a little bit--
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Oh. You see? It's all made
of shreds and patches.
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Well, it just needs
a little bit of stitching.
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Sister Bertrille,
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you told me
the governor is coming,
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and the mayor.
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I'm gonna be
the laughingstock.
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Luis, just trust me.
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I trust you.
Okay.
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Sister Bertrille?
Yes.
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You know,
I'm a very reasonable man.
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Yes.
And I wish the pageant well...
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Oh.
...but
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will you please accept
my immediate resignation.
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Eh?
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This pâté is sensational.
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My compliments to the chef.
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He sends his compliments to you
for removing Luis.
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You know,
Luis is a very sweet person.
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But it does make a difference
not having him around.
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Si. When he leaves a room,
the flowers start to grow.
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[Luis] I have returned.
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Luis,
why aren't at the rehearsal?
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I quit.
Quit?
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Look at the costume
they gave me.
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I wouldn't wear it
to a revolution.
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Luis, did anyone see you
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enter the casino?
No, I don't think so.
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Good luck, señor.
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Luis,
what is this foolishness?
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Well,
I'm a very reasonable man,
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but you can't expect me
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to appear before the elite
of Puerto Rico
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in a schoolboy costume.
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You are absolutely right.
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I knew you would understand.
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You are portraying
the great Columbus.
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You must be dressed
as a captain should.
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Admiral.
Admiral.
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I will call
the costume company
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and tell them to provide you
with a splendid uniform.
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Oh.
You are a fine man, Carlos.
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Now go tell the Sisters
you have reconsidered.
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I go.
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Oh. One more thing.
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Do you think
it will be right for me
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to appear
in such a splendid costume
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while the other actors
are in patches?
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You are absolutely right.
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I will supply costumes
for the entire company.
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The stagehands too.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Thank you, Carlos.
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Don't mention it. Farewell.
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Farewell.
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Oh. Carlos.
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You do not think that
I am an unreasonable man, huh?
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To ask the question
is to answer it.
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♪♪
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Luis, it's just wonderful
about the new costumes...
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Ah, it was nothing.
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Well,
can we rehearse now?
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Yes, I'm ready.
Okay.
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Uh,
I think we'll start
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with the big scene
with Queen Isabella. Okay?
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Uh, Queen Isabella.
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This is Queen Isabella?
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Well, actually,
it's Tina Gonzales.
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Tina, this is Señor Ramirez.
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Pleased to meet you.
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May I speak to you?
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Privately.
Oh.
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Excuse us, Tina.
Sure.
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[narrator] In the immortal words
of Irving Berlin,
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"There's no business
like pageant business."
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[narrator] Like his cousin Luis,
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Carlos
is a very reasonable man.
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So when Sister Bertrille
told him
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that Luis was coming back
to the casino,
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he took it very reasonably.
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00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:07,857
I will kill myself.
262
00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:10,031
And I will kill Luis too.
263
00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:12,557
Well, Carlos,
you can't really blame Luis.
264
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,212
I mean, he does look rather
silly next to little Tina.
265
00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,256
Why don't you find him
another Isabella?
266
00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:19,832
Why can't you play?
Or some of the other Sisters?
267
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,570
Well, I told you. I'm directing,
Sister Sixto is stage managing,
268
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:24,923
Okay.
Sister Ana's on props,
269
00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:26,142
Okay.
Sister Maria...
270
00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:28,970
Okay.
I withdraw the question.
271
00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:30,969
It's not really a big deal,
Carlos.
272
00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:33,141
I mean, all we need
to satisfy Luis
273
00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:36,487
is get him
a full-grown Isabella.
274
00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:38,978
Is that all?
275
00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,723
This book is loaded
with girls
276
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,812
that are full-grown,
in every way.
277
00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:46,981
I bet.
Anna, Antonia,
278
00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:48,677
Blanca...
279
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,805
Carla. She'll do it.
280
00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:51,807
She's my slave.
281
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:53,858
[rotary dial whirring]
282
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:56,600
Hello.
283
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,556
Oh--
May I talk to Carla, please?
284
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,874
This is Carlos Ramirez.
285
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:04,442
Sorry, wrong Carla.
286
00:13:04,609 --> 00:13:05,439
Carla's husband.
287
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:06,660
Exit Carla.
288
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:09,089
[knocks on door]
289
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,136
Señor Ramirez?
Yes?
290
00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:13,842
I am Marta Vargas.
291
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:16,710
The temporary bookkeeper?
292
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:19,413
Señor Roberto said
to come in for my salary.
293
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,370
But of course.
294
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,158
Miss Vargas,
295
00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:33,251
how would you like
to be in a pageant?
296
00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:36,551
About Columbus.
You are the perfect Isabella.
297
00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:37,768
[Marta] Me?
Perfect.
298
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:39,247
Oh, no.
I could not be an actor.
299
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,117
Of course you can be
an actress.
300
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,208
Oh-- I could not even be
an amateur.
301
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:45,257
[Carlos] Of course,
you can be an amateur.
302
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,743
Of course you can.
Where's the menu?
303
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,004
[Carlos] We don't need it.
304
00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:51,126
I can see
the talent is there.
305
00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:54,528
No. I could not play someone
like Queen Isabella.
306
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,573
Why not? Perfect casting.
307
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:59,188
Look. Beautiful.
308
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:00,620
Oh, señor.
309
00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:02,966
Sister Bertrille,
here is your Isabella.
310
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:04,016
[Marta] No. No, I--
311
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:05,851
[Carlos] It is settled.
312
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:08,849
You will receive your full
temporary bookkeeper salary.
313
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:11,022
Until the pageant is over.
314
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,108
Oh.
315
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,456
Señor Ramirez, you--
316
00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:16,326
You are a prince.
317
00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:19,077
And you are every inch
a queen.
318
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:23,039
♪♪
319
00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:26,515
Luis has returned.
[sister] Oh.
320
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:28,431
Don't just stand there.
Cheer a little.
321
00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:30,476
[all speaking indistinctly]
322
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:33,963
Luis. So good to see you.
323
00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:35,314
Thank you, Sisters.
324
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,493
Carlos tells me
you have a new Isabella.
325
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:40,009
Oh, yes.
You'll just adore her.
326
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:41,883
Is she...?
327
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:45,145
Oh. Like queen-size, yes.
328
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:48,709
Marta, why don't you come out
and meet your leading man.
329
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:53,370
Luis, this is Marta Vargas.
330
00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:56,424
Marta, this is Luis Ramirez.
331
00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:58,331
How do you do?
332
00:14:58,506 --> 00:15:02,596
♪♪
333
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,730
Well, let's get cracking.
334
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,075
We're way behind schedule.
335
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:08,474
Okay. Come on.
336
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:12,085
Okay,
now, why don't we take it
337
00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:13,559
from top of the court scene.
338
00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:15,308
Okay, Luis, go.
339
00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:18,269
Go where?
No, I mean, say your lines.
340
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,179
Oh.
341
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:23,444
Most gracious
and radiant queen.
342
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,970
Go on, Luis.
Most gracious
343
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:32,016
and radiant queen...
344
00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:35,803
I don't remember.
345
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,290
Here, use my script.
346
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,161
Thank you.
347
00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:44,942
Most gracious and radiant...
348
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:47,118
Queen Isabella.
349
00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:48,474
"He takes her hand."
350
00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,913
No.
That's the stage direction.
351
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:52,952
I'm sorry.
352
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:55,777
Go ahead, Luis.
Take her hand.
353
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,385
I hardly know her.
354
00:15:57,565 --> 00:15:58,565
Luis.
355
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,739
Here, Luis.
356
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:07,660
Most gracious
and radiant queen.
357
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:09,746
Luis, she's a woman,
not a red-hot poker.
358
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:18,055
Sister Bertrille,
may I talk to you, privately?
359
00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:22,851
He's being reasonable again.
360
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,415
[chuckles]
361
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:32,030
So Luis is back
on my back again.
362
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:33,078
Why?
363
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:34,433
Didn't he tell you?
364
00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:35,822
He's fallen in love
with Marta.
365
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,515
Good for him.
366
00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:39,302
But why is he at the casino
367
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,476
when Marta is here
at the convent?
368
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:43,002
He's so gone on here.
369
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:44,916
He can't stand
to be near her.
370
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,881
What?
I tell you, he's flipped out.
371
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:48,789
You should see the way
he looks at her.
372
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:51,924
Well, why don't you let him stop
looking and start romancing?
373
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:53,618
He can't. He's too shy.
374
00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:55,355
Great.
375
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,056
South of the border,
376
00:16:57,233 --> 00:17:00,193
there are 300 million
hot-blooded Latin lovers.
377
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:01,847
And then there's my cousin.
378
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,021
Peter Pan.
379
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:05,236
In my casino.
380
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:07,675
You know, I think
something could happen
381
00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,032
between Luis and Marta
382
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:12,032
if she only knew how he felt.
Great.
383
00:17:12,204 --> 00:17:14,604
Why don't you let him
write her a letter?
384
00:17:14,771 --> 00:17:17,121
Or sing a serenade
under the window?
385
00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:19,037
Oh, he can't do that.
386
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:22,002
But if someone would speak up
for him...
387
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:23,651
Good.
Why don't you speak up?
388
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:25,905
Me? I wouldn't know
the first thing to say.
389
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:27,868
Now, it's a man's job.
No.
390
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:31,267
You know, someone charming
and agreeable and persuasive,
391
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:33,701
who knows just the right thing
to say to a woman.
392
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:35,618
Sister Bertrille,
I won't talk to her.
393
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:38,413
Carlos, he's your dear cousin.
Don't remind me.
394
00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:41,449
When we were little children
together, I fed him.
395
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,055
And dressed him.
396
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,586
I even tied his shoelaces.
397
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,680
I should've tied him
to a railroad track.
398
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:50,809
Okay.
If that's the way you feel.
399
00:17:50,982 --> 00:17:52,382
That's the way I feel.
400
00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:54,379
I guess you'll just have
to take him back
401
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:55,421
into the casino.
402
00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:59,685
I will talk to Marta.
403
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:12,093
♪♪
404
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,785
Sister Bertrille say
you want to see me?
405
00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,493
Oh, yes.
406
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:19,194
Will you please sit down?
407
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:23,058
You know, I like your hair
the new way.
408
00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:25,452
Thank you.
In fact,
409
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:28,666
you are a very beautiful woman,
Miss Vargas.
410
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:31,366
Thank you.
And please call me Marta.
411
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:32,675
Oh.
412
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,720
Marta,
have you ever been in love?
413
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:38,026
Not-- No, not really.
414
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:41,904
In our little village,
there are no eligible young men.
415
00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:44,207
Well, it's different here
in San Tanco.
416
00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:45,864
Oh, I hope so.
417
00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:48,477
In fact, in the short while
you being here,
418
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:52,039
somebody has already fallen
desperately in love with you.
419
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:54,608
Really?
A very fine man.
420
00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:56,825
From a very fine old family.
421
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,345
I can't believe it.
422
00:18:58,528 --> 00:19:01,488
And he's also a good man.
A sweet one.
423
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:04,192
Yes, that is very important.
424
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,840
Oh, yes.
He's crazy. About you.
425
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:09,705
But why does he not say nothing
to me?
426
00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:11,367
Well, he might think
427
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:13,501
that maybe you don't feel
the way he does.
428
00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:14,594
Oh.
429
00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:16,372
The poor man.
430
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:17,676
And so he has...
431
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:20,252
He has worshiped you
from afar.
432
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:23,770
But the time has come
for you to know who he is.
433
00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:25,815
I think I do know, señor.
434
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:26,860
You do?
435
00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:28,515
Yes.
436
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,819
And I love you too, Carlos.
437
00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:32,735
Wonderful. Me?
438
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:35,000
Something told me you cared.
No.
439
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,444
I sensed it
when you took off my glasses
440
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:39,661
and said I was beautiful.
I was telling you...
441
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:42,010
You do not hide your feelings
anymore.
442
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,971
Bring them out
into the sunlight.
443
00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:46,489
Oh, no more talk, darling.
Listen--
444
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:47,753
Kiss.
445
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:49,575
Carlos.
446
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:52,763
Carlos!Luis!
447
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:57,412
Will you please excuse me?
Please.
448
00:19:57,587 --> 00:19:59,017
Oops.
449
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:02,198
Luis! Luis!
450
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:04,855
[narrator] The following morning,
Luis was seen
451
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:07,469
slipping into Carlos' boat
and out to sea.
452
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:10,691
Sister Bertrille volunteered
for rescue duty.
453
00:20:12,602 --> 00:20:16,482
♪♪
454
00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:22,477
Luis.
455
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:24,046
Sister,
how did you get here?
456
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,623
That's not important.
Why are you here?
457
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:27,620
I don't know.
458
00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:29,271
And I don't care.
459
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:31,575
Carlos has stolen Marta
from me.
460
00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:32,932
Luis, that's not true.
461
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:35,801
I know.
I saw it with my own eyes.
462
00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:37,373
Carlos was kissing Marta.
463
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:38,590
But you're wrong.
464
00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:40,459
Marta was kissing Carlos.
465
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:41,980
Well, that's even worse.
466
00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:44,333
Oh. It wasn't Carlos' idea.
467
00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:46,724
He was trying to tell Marta
how much you love her.
468
00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:48,677
Oh, of course.
469
00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:50,596
And she was so happy
to hear that,
470
00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:53,081
she just grabbed Carlos
and kissed him, right?
471
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,782
Well, I don't think
that's quite how it happened.
472
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,430
It doesn't make
any difference.
473
00:20:57,604 --> 00:21:00,964
I am a failure in love,
as in everything else.
474
00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:02,999
So you're gonna fold up
and run away?
475
00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:05,704
Who cares what I do?
476
00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:08,443
Carlos cares, and I care.
477
00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:11,565
For goodness' sakes, you think
you're the only man in the world
478
00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:14,008
who's disappointed in love?
It was lots of people.
479
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:16,445
Big important people.
Oh, Sister, thank you
480
00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:19,323
for making me feel better but--
Did you ever hear of a man
481
00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:21,885
by the name of Dante?
When he couldn't get Beatrice,
482
00:21:22,063 --> 00:21:23,853
he sat down
and wrote the Divine Comedy.
483
00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:26,631
And did losing the girl he loves
stop Edgar Allan Poe
484
00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:30,067
or Abraham Lincoln
or Johann Sebastian Bach or--
485
00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:31,505
Bach?
486
00:21:31,681 --> 00:21:34,821
He had two wives
and 20 children. Oh.
487
00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:36,729
Well, see,
it didn't stop him.
488
00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:38,214
Oh, Luis, you can't quit.
489
00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:39,564
We need you.
490
00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:40,563
For what?
491
00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:41,874
The pageant. [scoffs]
492
00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:43,079
The pageant.
493
00:21:43,258 --> 00:21:45,088
Yes. It opens tomorrow,
494
00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:47,480
and we're all counting
on you.
495
00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:49,614
Well, I'm sorry, Sister,
496
00:21:49,786 --> 00:21:51,786
but I'm not Pagliacci.
497
00:21:51,962 --> 00:21:54,362
I cannot sing
when my heart is breaking.
498
00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:56,050
Luis.
499
00:21:56,227 --> 00:21:58,227
The whole island is coming
to see
500
00:21:58,404 --> 00:22:01,194
Puerto Rico's glorious past.
501
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:03,063
And your past too.
502
00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:07,064
Well, I bet you had an ancestor
on that very boat with Columbus.
503
00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:10,148
Yes. Paco Ramirez.
You see?
504
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:13,159
He was seasick
the whole time.
505
00:22:14,115 --> 00:22:15,765
Well, did that stop him?
506
00:22:15,943 --> 00:22:17,033
No.
507
00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:19,505
You owe it to Paco.
508
00:22:19,686 --> 00:22:23,206
Yes. You owe it Puerto Rico.
509
00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:24,725
You think so?
510
00:22:24,908 --> 00:22:27,558
You owe it to Columbus.
511
00:22:27,737 --> 00:22:30,957
Behind him
lay the gray Azores,
512
00:22:31,132 --> 00:22:33,742
behind the gates
of Hercules...
513
00:22:33,917 --> 00:22:37,567
Before him,
not a ghost of shores.
514
00:22:37,747 --> 00:22:41,057
Before him,
only cloudless seas.
515
00:22:41,229 --> 00:22:42,319
The good mate said,
516
00:22:42,491 --> 00:22:43,671
"Now must we pray,
517
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,580
for lo,
the very stars are gone."
518
00:22:46,756 --> 00:22:49,406
Brave admiral, speak..."
519
00:22:49,585 --> 00:22:51,405
What shall I say?
520
00:22:51,587 --> 00:22:53,847
Well, I say, sail on!
521
00:22:54,024 --> 00:22:55,554
[both] Sail on!
522
00:22:55,722 --> 00:22:58,122
I will sail on.
523
00:22:58,289 --> 00:23:00,599
Well said, Columbus.
524
00:23:01,597 --> 00:23:03,207
Sister Bertrille?
Yes.
525
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,652
Which way is the engine?
526
00:23:06,950 --> 00:23:09,300
♪♪
527
00:23:13,087 --> 00:23:15,387
"And in the leading role
of Columbus,
528
00:23:15,568 --> 00:23:18,138
Señor Luis Ramirez
was magnificent."
529
00:23:18,309 --> 00:23:19,659
Nah, it was nothing.
530
00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:21,533
You were tremendous, Luis.
531
00:23:21,704 --> 00:23:22,794
It was nothing.
532
00:23:22,966 --> 00:23:24,926
You're a born actor.
It was nothing.
533
00:23:25,099 --> 00:23:26,229
A fine artist.
534
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,355
It was n--
535
00:23:28,537 --> 00:23:29,887
You really mean that, Carlos?
536
00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:32,410
From my heart.
And I think that playing
537
00:23:32,585 --> 00:23:35,065
those love scenes with Marta
made an impression on her.
538
00:23:35,239 --> 00:23:36,369
You were terrific.
539
00:23:36,545 --> 00:23:38,155
Well, I'm glad
you agree with me.
540
00:23:38,329 --> 00:23:39,719
Then you're going
to understand
541
00:23:39,896 --> 00:23:42,506
why I can't go back
to working in the kitchen.
542
00:23:42,682 --> 00:23:44,122
You can't?
543
00:23:44,292 --> 00:23:45,692
I mean, ahem, you can't?
544
00:23:45,859 --> 00:23:47,859
Show business
gets in your blood.
545
00:23:48,035 --> 00:23:51,815
Then I will send you to the best
dramatic school in Puerto Rico.
546
00:23:51,995 --> 00:23:53,295
Oh, no, Carlos.
547
00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:56,295
It is only fair
that I use my God-given talent
548
00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:57,308
in helping you.
549
00:23:57,479 --> 00:23:58,389
In helping me?
550
00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:00,047
Yes. I decided to take over
551
00:24:00,221 --> 00:24:02,401
the supervision
of the casino floor shows.
552
00:24:02,571 --> 00:24:05,441
I'm also going to replace
the master of ceremonies.
553
00:24:05,618 --> 00:24:07,618
I already told that
to the performers.
554
00:24:08,882 --> 00:24:10,102
Señor Ramirez.
555
00:24:10,274 --> 00:24:11,234
Yes?
Yes?
556
00:24:11,406 --> 00:24:13,146
The four Dancing Rosarios
557
00:24:13,321 --> 00:24:14,371
want a word with you.
558
00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:17,850
And also
the Flying Gonzaleses.
559
00:24:18,021 --> 00:24:20,111
Speaking of flying...
560
00:24:20,284 --> 00:24:22,244
I'll see you around.
561
00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:27,855
♪♪
562
00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:32,686
♪♪
563
00:24:32,736 --> 00:24:37,286
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