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♪♪
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[barking]
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♪♪
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Oh, Diane, my darling.
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If you must leave me,
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even if only for a few days,
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let's make tonight a night
we'll both remember.
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The warm afterglow
of our love...
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Carlos, you just got to do
something about--
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Uh--
Sorry.
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I'm sorry, Diane.
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A certain nun has just
kicked in my door again.
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Uh, yes. Later.
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Later?
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Okay. Bye.
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I assume
you wanted to see me.
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Oh. Yes.
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I wanted to thank you
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for letting us use
your convertible.
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Don't mention it.
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Well, I wish
I didn't have to.
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What happened to the car?
You know, I have this idea
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for organizing a group of--
What happened to the car?
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Why do you keep asking
the same questions all the time?
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Because you keep not answering
the same question all the time.
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What happened to the car?
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Well, it's a little hard
to explain.
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I'm not a mechanic, you know.
What happened to the car?
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Well, you know Señor Vega
and his big stupid trucks go:
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[mimicing whirring]
The cement mixer.
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Yes, cement mixer.
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You hit a cement mixer.
With my car?
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Of course not. What kind
of driver do you think I am?
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Go on.
Well, anyway, there was this big
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stupid truck on the road
going around and around,
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all full of wet cement,
blocking the traffic.
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There wasn't a driver in cab
or to be seen anywhere,
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so I got into the cab
hoping to move it.
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Well, I...
Don't tell me.
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You dumped a load of wet cement
onto the road, right?
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You're almost
100 percent right.
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Some of it landed
on the road.
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But most of it landed
on your car.
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[phone rings]
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Your telephone's ringing.
Yeah.
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Would you please answer it?
And if it is Diane,
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would you please tell her
that I will call her back
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when I get out
of the hospital.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[narrator] While Carlos was in traction,
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Sister Bertrille's
latest brainchild
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was alive and kicking.
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We called it
the San Tanco Dads.
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A group of men who would donate
their time once a week
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to play father
to our orphaned boys.
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There's Señor Ortiz.
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He owns the baseball team.
And most of our children
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want to be ball players
when they grow up.
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Yes, that's true.
Señor Ortiz. Very good.
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How about Carlos Ramirez?
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Just one minute, please.
Uh...
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Sister Jacqueline,
what do you think
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of Hector Tadesco?
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Well, isn't he a Protestant?True.
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But his swimming pool
is nondenominational.
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Hector Tadesco.
By all means.
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Is my minute up yet?
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I beg your pardon?
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Oh, yes.
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Señor Ramirez.
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Yes. Well, Carlos always
comes through for us
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And usually wound up
on the critical list.
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He's still in the hospital,
remember?
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Yes, and I think it is time
that we went
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to a new well for our water.
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He'd be offended
if we didn't asked him.
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Sister Bertrille,
if you will review
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your relationship
with Señor Ramirez,
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I think you will discover
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that you have taken advantage
of Señor Ramirez.
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Oh. Name one time.
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The time you almost sank
his yacht
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when you took the children
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on an outing.
Name one more time.
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The time the casino was robbed
because you talked Carlos
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into using his counting room
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to look for old coins.
Name another time.
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The time he spent three days
in jail.
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I give up. You're right.
Every time I get near him,
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they raise
his insurance premium.
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Indeed.
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Well, I think, Señor Ramirez
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has suffered enough
at our hands.
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Sister Bertrille,
our not inviting him
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to join the San Tanco Dads
will be a true act of mercy.
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You're right.
I won't ask him.
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Oh.
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Wait until she asks me.
Just wait.
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Ask you what?
Anything.
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Leave that on there.
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Ooh. I'm sorry.
I meant to have that removed
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while you were in the hospital.
I'm glad you didn't.
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This way will help to remind me
to avoid Sister Bertrille
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for the rest of my life.
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Ooh.
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Don't touch me.
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Have ever tried composing
a speech while in traction?
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Hmm.
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I can't say
that I ever have.
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It's not easy.
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But I got it memorized
by now.
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And I can't wait
to deliver it.
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To whom?
To Sister Bertrille.
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I am telling her off
once and for all.
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Listen. Si--
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Sister Bertrille.
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You are basically
a fine person.
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And I know that your intentions
are always good.
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Heh. You call that
telling her off?
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That's just the beginning.
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But then I'm gonna say:
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[speaking in Spanish]
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You can't talk like that
to Sister Bertrille.
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[in English]
Of course not.
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It's in Spanish.
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But just wait
until I get it translated.
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[narrator] Carlos' chance
to demolish Sister Bertrille
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came the following day
when both of them
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had to go to the airport.
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Sister Bertrille was meeting
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a visiting cousin,
while Carlos was--
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Well, he was being Carlos.
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Even with a bad back.
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MAN [over PA]
Flight number 347
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may now board
at gate Number 5.
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Oh, that's me, angel.
Oh.
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Every time you leave me, Diane,
I die a little.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh, did I hit you?
I am sorry, darling.
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Well, it was worth it.
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I will count the hours
until you return.
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Oh.
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I will count the minutes.
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Oh. Every second
will be an eternity.
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Adiós.
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Ooh. Carlos.
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Hi. How are you?
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Heh. Terrific.
In a few weeks,
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I might even be able
to tie my own shoelace.
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Oh.
[Regina] Hey. Hello.
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Hi.
Sister Bertrille...
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Carlos I'd like you to meet--
Don't interrupt.
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Sister Bertrille--
Carlos, I'd like--
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Sister Bertrille.
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You are basically
a fine person,
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and I know that your intentions
are always good.
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However--
Thank you very much, Carlos.
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However--
I'd like you to meet my cousin,
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Regina Atwater, from Boston.
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This is Carlos Ramirez.
However--
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Oh, your cousin, huh?
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How do you do?
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Much, much better.
Thank you.
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And how was your trip?
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Oh, dull,
but it's starting to pick up.
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Uh, I'm sorry,
we can't stay and chat,
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but I'm double parked.
We'll have to run. Bye-bye.
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Listen.
What?
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I'm gonna drop you off
at your hotel then run.
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The San Tanco Dads
are taking our kids
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to a baseball game. I'm the
committee in charge of popcorn.
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He's attractive, isn't he?
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[Bertrille] Well, I guess he's attractive.
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You're welcome
to come along with us
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if you can stand
a whole afternoon of baseball.
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Baseball.
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Of course,
we will have with us some
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of the most prominent,
dark, handsome,
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charming young businessman
of San Tanco working with us.
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I adore baseball.
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A baseball game?
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Since when is Roberto
going to baseball games?
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When he comes back
would you please--?
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Oh, never mind. Thank you.
He just walked in.
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I'm sorry, boss, but Dolf hit
a double with two out
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and two on in the last
of the ninth when--
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The game had to go to--
Who cares?
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Would please take off
that silly looking hat?
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You know how kids are
at the baseball game.
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How are they?
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You went to a baseball game
with kids?
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From San Tanco.
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Hey, I'm a San Tanco Dad.
A what?
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A San Tanco Dad. That's--
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It's kind of like
a parents-teachers association
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for the orphaned kids
at the convent.
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How come they have
a parent-teacher association
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at a school for orphans?
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Who needs parents
more than orphans?
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And when did all this happen?
While you were in the hospital.
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Maybe that's why
Sister Bertrille
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didn't ask you to join.
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Sister Bertrille
didn't ask me to join
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because even she doesn't have
that much nerve.
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Well, I think I'll change
and go to work.
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Fine. Oh, Roberto.
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Unh. Uh...
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Who else
was at the baseball game,
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besides the kids?
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Morales, Ortez, Bernarde.
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Why them?
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Why not--?
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Never mind.
It's none of your business.
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There was a girl there too.
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Phew. Real beauty.
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What was her name?
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Uh, Regina...
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Atwater.
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Atwater.
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She's Sister Bertrille's
cousin.
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I know. I know.
[phone rings]
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Hello.
Hi, Carlos. How are you?
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Oh, Sister Bertrille. Ahem.
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You want to know how I am.
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I will tell you how I am.
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Sister Bertrille,
you are basically a fine person,
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and I know that--
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I beg your pardon?
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What did you say?
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She wants to talk to you.
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Hello.
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Oh, yes, Sister.
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Yes, Sister.
It's my pleasure.
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I assure you.
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Hello. Sister Bertrille, I--
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Hello?
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What did she say?
San Tanco Dads are going
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to have a picnic
for the kids on Tuesday.
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Roberto, I approve of you
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becoming
a public-spirited citizen,
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but you have a job here.
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Go to picnics on your day off.
Tuesday is my day off.
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Then go to the picnic.
I don't care where you go.
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[narrator] But he certainly cared
where Sister Bertrille went.
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And he made it his business
to run in to her accidentally.
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On purpose.
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Hello.
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Oh, hello.
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The San Tanco Dads
fish fry?
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That's right.
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How's your lovely cousin?
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Very busy.
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Sister Bertrille,
you are basically--
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Carlos, have you ever noticed
the reproachful expression
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on some
of the fishes' faces?
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00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:27,557
No.
259
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,300
Sister Bertrille--
Well, look at it.
260
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:30,951
Look.
261
00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,995
♪♪
262
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:38,351
Well, this is because
fish, it's being exposed
263
00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:41,273
to man's inhumanity
towards them.
264
00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:43,219
Sister Bertrille...
265
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:46,138
you are basically
a nice person.
266
00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:49,058
Oh!
267
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,840
Oh, I'm sorry, Sister.
268
00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:52,454
That's okay.
269
00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:53,584
There.
270
00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:56,106
Thank you.
Oh.
271
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:57,630
STD.
272
00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:59,944
That's San Tanco Dads.
273
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:02,240
You might as well
take it with you.
274
00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:03,717
You're asking me to--?
275
00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:05,157
It's for Roberto.
276
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:06,903
If you don't mind
giving it to him.
277
00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:08,644
No, no, I don't mind.
278
00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:10,765
Well, Carlos,
I've been meaning to ask you--
279
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,687
[coughing]
280
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,042
Sister Jacqueline.
281
00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:17,131
You should do something
for that cough.
282
00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:18,871
What were you saying?
283
00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:20,392
What were we talking about?
284
00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:21,915
The San Tanco Dads.
285
00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:23,569
I think you're about
to tell Carlos
286
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,273
how well they're doing.
287
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,790
In fact, there's a list of men
waiting to get in.
288
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:30,014
Oh, I see.
289
00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:32,844
Well, goodbye.
290
00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:33,843
Bye.
291
00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:35,234
Bye.
292
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:36,886
♪♪
293
00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:38,710
You almost did it again.
294
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:39,798
Yeah, I know.
295
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,106
Thanks for stopping me.
296
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:43,412
I wouldn't wanna get him
involved.
297
00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:45,898
I hope he appreciates it.
298
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,026
♪♪
299
00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:50,513
Roberto.
What?
300
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:52,512
Do you know why the Sister
haven't asked me
301
00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:53,824
to be a San Tanco Dad?
302
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,560
You know why?
Why?
303
00:12:55,731 --> 00:12:57,171
Because they don't like me.
304
00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:59,651
They don't like me at all.
305
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:04,869
♪♪
306
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:09,483
No. I am a selfish,
rotten human being
307
00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:10,958
and everybody knows it.
308
00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:12,968
You're not a selfish,
rotten human being.
309
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,620
I am a selfish,
rotten human being.
310
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,144
Don't contradict me.
311
00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:18,317
Okay. You're a selfish,
rotten human being.
312
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,503
See? Everybody knows it.
313
00:13:20,669 --> 00:13:22,849
Only a selfish,
rotten human being like me
314
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,849
could've yelled
at poor Sister Bertrille.
315
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:27,071
After she poured wet cement
on your car,
316
00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:28,851
she deserve to be yelled at.
Why?
317
00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:31,155
The car was insured.
318
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:34,072
No. The Sisters
are ashamed of me.
319
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:35,728
And I don't blame them
a bit.
320
00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:37,292
If they're so ashamed
of you,
321
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:39,558
why do they take your money?
Oh, believe me,
322
00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:42,081
if weren't because
of the orphans at the convent,
323
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:43,866
they will throw the money
back in my face.
324
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,430
How come I blame them?
325
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:48,037
What kind of a man
will wear clothes like this?
326
00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:49,568
What's wrong
with your clothes?
327
00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:50,921
Everything.
328
00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:52,481
And I have a wardrobe
in there
329
00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:55,357
that would fill
a whole caravan of gypsies.
330
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:59,580
Roberto, do you think at my age
it's too late to change?
331
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:01,361
Change? Change what?
332
00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:02,746
Everything.
333
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:06,719
My image, my way of living.
334
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,669
I would like to be
the kind of man
335
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:12,458
that will attract a girl
like Miss Regina Atwater.
336
00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:15,644
The kind of man that the Sisters
will be proud of.
337
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:19,595
[narrator] When it came
to changing images,
338
00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:22,691
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
were Victorian drop-outs
339
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,302
compared with our Carlos.
340
00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:27,952
"Ramirez makes speech
to Rotary Club."
341
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,558
What did he talk about?
342
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,828
The odds against
filling an inside straight?
343
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:33,351
No, he did 10 minutes
344
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:36,094
on the spiritual rewards
of philanthropy.
345
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:37,826
What?
346
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,051
Listen to this.
347
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:42,748
"Ramirez wins election.
348
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:45,745
New president
of chamber of commerce."
349
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,448
He must have won it
in a black jack game.
350
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:50,626
"He won it by campaigning
for traffic lights
351
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,282
in front of schools
and churches."
352
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:53,846
It says right here.
353
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:57,684
♪♪
354
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,863
Will you look at this?
Hmm?
355
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:05,252
"Miss Regina Atwater
of Boston,
356
00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:09,426
attending the opera accompanied
by Mr. Carlos Ramirez."
357
00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:11,394
I just can't believe it.
Don't you know
358
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,962
what your cousin's up to?
I'm not my cousin's keeper.
359
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:15,740
When she checked
into the hotel
360
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,305
I told her to have a ball
and don't worry about me.
361
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,440
[car horn honking]
362
00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:25,656
Well, she's certainly
taken your advice.
363
00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,447
Who is that?
[chuckles]
364
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:29,932
Oh, it could be the duke
and duchess of Wimbledon,
365
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:32,633
but I think it's Carlos
and Regina.
366
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,721
♪♪
367
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,163
Hello there.
368
00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:43,511
Hello.
Hello.
369
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,914
Well, are you having
a good time?
370
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,133
Smashing.
371
00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:56,432
Where did you get that?
372
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,827
Oh, I had it flown in
from London.
373
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,701
I am donating
my old wardrobe
374
00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:02,662
to the convent bazaar,
Sister Jacqueline.
375
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:05,091
Thanks. I think.
376
00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:08,448
Well, we are off for a day
of bird-watching.
377
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:09,709
Bird-watching?
378
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:11,231
Today was a toss-up
379
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:12,705
between bird-watching
380
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:14,504
and Degas retrospective
at the museum.
381
00:16:14,669 --> 00:16:17,189
But probably
we'll catch that tomorrow.
382
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:20,237
Probably.
It looks like you're having
383
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:21,724
a mad, mad whirl, all right.
384
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:23,293
Would you like to join us?
385
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:24,640
Are you out--?
386
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:28,199
I mean, no.
Duties and things to do.
387
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:29,678
Another time perhaps.
388
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:31,638
Oh, yes.
Perhaps, perhaps.
389
00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:33,776
Listen, you two have
a marvelous time.
390
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,389
Thank you, Sister.
391
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,129
Well, ta-ta.
392
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:38,260
Oh.
393
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:40,002
Ta-ta.
Ta-ta.
394
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:45,870
Ta-ta.
395
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:47,698
Ta-ta.
396
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,145
That was Carlos, wasn't it?
397
00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:01,321
Cool Carlos, the former
San Tanco's swinger.
398
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,368
What happened to him?
I'm not sure.
399
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:06,374
But I think
he's been pasteurized.
400
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:10,507
Sister Bertrille, was that not
Señor Ramirez with your cousin?
401
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,511
Well, yes.
They went bird-watching.
402
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:14,123
Bird-watching?
403
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:15,434
How do you account
404
00:17:15,598 --> 00:17:17,338
for the remarkable change
in him?
405
00:17:17,513 --> 00:17:19,043
Well, my guess
is surgery.
406
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:21,212
I think he's had
a prefrontal lobotomy.
407
00:17:21,387 --> 00:17:22,207
At least.
408
00:17:22,388 --> 00:17:24,738
And you do not approve
409
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:27,353
of the change?
Oh, no. I think it's wonderful.
410
00:17:27,523 --> 00:17:29,793
I mean, he's president
of the chamber of commerce,
411
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:33,051
a patron of the opera,
a bird-watcher.
412
00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:37,096
Gee, the old Carlos
was a lot more fun.
413
00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,153
♪♪
414
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,981
♪♪
415
00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:50,368
Oh. Clarita.
416
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,457
It was great fun.
417
00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:54,896
But it was just one
of those things.
418
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,164
[knock on door]
419
00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:57,766
Come in.
420
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:06,654
Please sit down.
Thank you.
421
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:10,224
What are you doing?
Unloading my inventory.
422
00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:13,443
Rosita. Lots of laughs.
423
00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:15,884
But it was never
really meaningful.
424
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,969
Carlos,
you wanted to see me.
425
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,751
Yes.
First, I would like to know
426
00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:23,745
if my behavior these past weeks
meets with your approval.
427
00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:26,408
Never mind me, but what
does your psychiatrist think?
428
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:30,073
Oh, I don't need a psychiatrist
to teach me right from wrong.
429
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:34,239
Now, as the sole representative
of your family in San Tanco,
430
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:37,507
I thought it only courteous to
talk to you first. You agree?
431
00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:40,471
What are we talking about?
Your cousin Regina, of course.
432
00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:43,731
Well, I don't like to talk
about her behind her back.
433
00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:46,425
Oh, no.
You don't understand.
434
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:49,523
Sister Bertrille,
would you do me the honor
435
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:53,133
of becoming
my cousin-in-law?
436
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,126
You wanna marry her?
437
00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:55,307
If she'll have me.
438
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,272
Heh.
This is a put-on, right?
439
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,830
[chuckles]
You doubt my sincerity.
440
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:03,448
The old Carlos
would be offended.
441
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:04,800
The new Carlos is not.
442
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,489
Well...
443
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:07,927
Carlos,
this is so sudden.
444
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:11,853
Oh, come on.
I'm not proposing to you.
445
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:14,980
Do you love her?
What kind of question is that?
446
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,814
A very simple question that
deserves a yes or no answer.
447
00:19:17,982 --> 00:19:20,032
I don't think you know each
other well enough.
448
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,032
I changed permanently.
449
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:25,124
And as for love,
I've been in love so many times
450
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:28,124
that it will take a computer
to keep track.
451
00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:31,427
I respect her,
and that's far more important.
452
00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:32,645
It is?
453
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:34,393
Certainly.
454
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:37,264
And I hope
I earned her respect too.
455
00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:38,957
What else
do two people need?
456
00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:41,054
Well, there's--
If you're afraid
457
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,403
that I might move
to Boston permanently,
458
00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:46,013
I assure you that I'm going
to send the checks
459
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,055
to the convent regularly.
460
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,150
Oh, Carlos.
I don't care about the checks.
461
00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:52,499
I care about you.
Why, you'd freeze in Boston.
462
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:54,629
And I'm not just talking
about the climate.
463
00:19:54,802 --> 00:19:55,982
[knock on door]
464
00:19:56,978 --> 00:19:59,068
May I come in? Hi.
465
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:02,291
What a delightful surprise.
466
00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,768
Well, I guess
I'd better be leaving.
467
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:09,945
Must you?
Yes, I must.
468
00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:12,041
Oh. Well, I'll see you back
at the convent.
469
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,171
Right.
470
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:15,612
Goodbye, Carlos.
Good luck.
471
00:20:15,779 --> 00:20:17,259
Thank you, Sister.
472
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,313
♪♪
473
00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:29,791
Uh, well...
474
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,667
Goodbye, Carlos.
Goodbye.
475
00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:33,009
Goodbye?
476
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:35,018
Is this any way
to start a conversation?
477
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:37,060
Well, I'm taking
an evening plane to Rio.
478
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,056
Oh, no, you can't.
Well, why not?
479
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,238
I've got my bag,
my ticket, my passport.
480
00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:43,154
No. What I mean
is you mustn't.
481
00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:47,509
Regina, normally I would speak
to your father first,
482
00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:48,731
but since I can't...
483
00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:52,599
Would you do me
the honor becoming my bride?
484
00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:57,433
So, what you'd say?
485
00:20:57,604 --> 00:21:00,044
Well, I said no, of course.
You did?
486
00:21:00,215 --> 00:21:02,295
It's not the first proposal
I've rejected.
487
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:04,308
It won't be the last,
I hope.
488
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,570
Don't you wanna get married?Sure.
489
00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:10,663
Look, Carlos is the same
stuffy establishment type
490
00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:13,454
that I've been turning down
since I was a debutant.
491
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:16,060
Hey, I will admit
I thought he was different
492
00:21:16,231 --> 00:21:18,491
the day you introduced him
to me at the airport.
493
00:21:18,668 --> 00:21:22,238
But that only proves my womanly
intuition is a huge flop.
494
00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:24,281
Regina,
I think I should tell you
495
00:21:24,457 --> 00:21:25,717
that the real Carlos isn't--
496
00:21:25,893 --> 00:21:27,423
Look,
I don't have time to talk.
497
00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:29,590
I'll write you from Rio, okay?
But, Regina--
498
00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:32,196
You know, they tell me that Rio
is literally crawling
499
00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:34,598
with authentic hot-blooded
swinging Latin guys.
500
00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:36,121
Now...
501
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,725
Don't worry about Carlos.
502
00:21:37,905 --> 00:21:39,595
He will not kill himself.
503
00:21:39,776 --> 00:21:41,466
Goodbye, love.
504
00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:47,483
Kill himself?
505
00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:49,094
[Roberto] I've tried to stop him,
506
00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:51,184
but he rushed out
and jumped into his car.
507
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:52,833
Sister, he must have been
doing 90
508
00:21:53,007 --> 00:21:54,357
before he left
the parking lot.
509
00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:56,400
Which way was he going?
Towards the beach.
510
00:21:56,576 --> 00:21:57,786
Thanks.
511
00:21:57,968 --> 00:21:59,838
♪♪
512
00:22:09,066 --> 00:22:10,936
♪♪
513
00:22:31,654 --> 00:22:33,224
♪♪
514
00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:39,305
Carlos! Carlos, come back!
515
00:22:39,488 --> 00:22:40,838
Regina is not worth it.
516
00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:42,191
Carlos!
517
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,231
Hey. Would you
please stop yelling?
518
00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:46,887
Carlos.
I was so worried.
519
00:22:47,061 --> 00:22:49,061
I was afraid you'd done
something desperate.
520
00:22:49,237 --> 00:22:52,277
Oh, no, no. I just came here
alone to think things through.
521
00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:54,018
Oh. Well,
I can understand that.
522
00:22:54,198 --> 00:22:56,508
But you have to promise
not to do anything foolish.
523
00:22:56,679 --> 00:22:58,029
Sister,
that would be cowardly.
524
00:22:58,202 --> 00:22:59,902
But I appreciate
your concern.
525
00:23:00,074 --> 00:23:01,554
Now if you leave me alone
526
00:23:01,728 --> 00:23:03,948
so I can be
just with my thoughts.
527
00:23:04,121 --> 00:23:05,821
Oh, of course.
528
00:23:05,993 --> 00:23:07,783
Last one in is a rotten--
529
00:23:07,951 --> 00:23:09,611
Oh. Hello, Sister.
530
00:23:09,779 --> 00:23:11,739
Hi, Diane.
531
00:23:11,912 --> 00:23:14,702
Carlos,
you haven't changed a bit.
532
00:23:16,264 --> 00:23:18,054
Thank heavens.
533
00:23:22,313 --> 00:23:23,793
And the only reason
I ignored you
534
00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:25,357
was because
Reverend Mother said
535
00:23:25,534 --> 00:23:27,234
we were taking advantage
of you.
536
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,966
I thought you were mad at me
because I was such a sinner.
537
00:23:30,147 --> 00:23:31,627
If it weren't
for sinners like you
538
00:23:31,801 --> 00:23:33,541
nuns like me
would be out of business.
539
00:23:33,716 --> 00:23:36,196
[chuckles]
Will you two please excuse me?
540
00:23:36,371 --> 00:23:38,591
I am Episcopalian.
Oh.
541
00:23:38,765 --> 00:23:41,115
Bye-bye.
Bye.
542
00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:42,679
I'll be right with you,
honey.
543
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,430
Then you're not ashamed
of me?
544
00:23:46,599 --> 00:23:48,779
Well, maybe just a little bit.
No one's perfect.
545
00:23:48,949 --> 00:23:50,859
[chuckles]
Are we friends?
546
00:23:51,038 --> 00:23:51,868
Friends.
547
00:23:52,039 --> 00:23:53,389
Oh, good.
548
00:23:53,562 --> 00:23:55,432
Then as a friend
I'd like to ask you
549
00:23:55,608 --> 00:23:59,258
to join the San Tanco Dads.
The San Tanco Dads?
550
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,178
Sister Bertrille...
551
00:24:02,832 --> 00:24:05,972
Sister Bertrille,
I thought you'd never ask.
552
00:24:06,140 --> 00:24:08,100
[chuckles]
553
00:24:08,272 --> 00:24:09,802
Good. Then you better
get dressed
554
00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:12,630
because the barbecue
is in 20 minutes.
555
00:24:13,930 --> 00:24:15,800
♪♪
556
00:24:19,109 --> 00:24:23,329
Sister Bertrille,
you are basically a fine person,
557
00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:26,325
and I know
that your intentions are--
558
00:24:36,736 --> 00:24:38,606
♪♪
559
00:24:38,656 --> 00:24:43,206
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