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[main theme playing]
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[whistling noise]
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[dog barking]
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[Jacqueline] One of the things
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that delighted us most
about Sister Bertrille
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was her imagination.
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It could turn an ordinary
caterpillar weed
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into a sinister disguise.
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Or transform a bull grazing
peacefully in the pasture
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into El Toro,
terror of the bullring.
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Hey.
Toro. Toro.
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Toro.
You know me, Toro?
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DoñaBertrille.
Número uno.
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The most famous matador
in all of Puerto Rico.
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Hey, hey.
Toro. Toro.
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And a bull does not exist
who shall...
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Ooh... Oh!
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Uh... Nice Toro.
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I'm not really a matador.
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I once gave $5
to the SPCA.
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Stay away.
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[mooing]
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[whistling]
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[singing in Spanish]
♪ Two automobiles, Four automobiles ♪
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You were flat
that time, Alicia.
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[hooting]
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Since when do
you sing soprano?
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[hooting]
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Sister Bertrille.
Hello.
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You sing as pretty
as Alicia.
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I was lucky
I knew the words.
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How are you, Gonzalo.
I came to pay my milk bill.
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Gracias,Sister. This is
the last time, you know.
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Last time?
I'm giving up the farm.
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And I'm moving to St. Thomas
to work for my brother-in-law.
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No kidding.
When are you leaving?
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As soon as I take Alicia
to Emilio Mercado.
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He said he might buy her.
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Oh, that's a long walk.
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And with my corns,
even take longer.
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But I'm afraid I have to.
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Wait a minute.
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Why don't you buy the cow,
Sister?
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Me?
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Sure. With what the Convent
is paying every week for milk,
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at the end,
you save money.
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And the milk will be free.
Why, that's right.
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I wonder why no one
ever thought of that before!
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And it only going
to cost you $300.
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That's why no one
ever thought of it before.
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No good, huh?
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How much money
do you got?
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Nothing.
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Sister, you drive
a hard bargain.
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But, wait. There is a way
you can have the cow for free.
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For free?
Practically.
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There is an old tractor that
I don't need anymore. So...
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So Gonzalo traded
his tractor
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to his cousin Francisco
for a car.
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The only thing is
Francisco still owed
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six payments to
the finance company.
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Six payments of $50 each
comes to $300.
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We just have to meet
those payments and it's ours.
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The car?The cow.
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I see.
Once it's paid for
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it won't cost us
a penny from then on.
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The cow?
The milk.
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And butter and
cheese and eggs.
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Eggs, Sister Bertrille?
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Anyway, it won't cost us
anything to feed Alicia.
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Alicia? Oh, the cow.
The cow.
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Because she can
graze on the grounds
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and mow the lawn
at the same time.
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A very interesting proposition,
Sister Bertrille.
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But much too involved.
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Thank SeñorGonzalo and
tell him we're not interested.
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Reverend Mother, I already
told him we were interested.
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[cow mooing]
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Oh, Sister Bertrille,
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the cook wants to know
if you've ordered more milk.
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She did even better than
that, Sister Jacqueline.
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It seems we
bought the factory.
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The factory?
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The factory.
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[mooing]
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Okay, gang. Time for our
first class in natural science.
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Where's Domingo?
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Over here, Sister.
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I got everything ready
for the milking.
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Well, that's very nice.
Thank you, Domingo.
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But I'm just
a beginner
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and I don't think my aim
is that good yet.
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Hello, Alicia.
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Where does
the cow get the milk?
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Well, she makes it out of
the grass that she eats.
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Then how come
the milk isn't green?
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Oh, well, you see...
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Which faucet gives the milk
and which gives the cream?
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They're not faucets,
they're...
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How come they
don't milk bulls?
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You see,
only cows give milk.
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[Domingo] Oh, yeah?
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My uncle has
a goat that gives milk.
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Yes, but it was
a lady goat.
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Then how come
it had a beard?
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Well, lady goats
have beards, too.
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Then how can you tell
a lady goat from a man goat?
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So much
for natural science.
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Now time for recess, kids.
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Go ahead.
Dismissed.
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I don't think
she knew the answers.
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How's the milking
coming?
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Oh.
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I haven't gotten quite
as much as I expected.
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Well, how much
have you gotten?
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[Jacqueline] It appeared that Honest
Gonzalo, the used cow dealer
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had stuck Sister Bertrille
with a lemon.
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However,
she preferred not to burden
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the Mother Superior
with the news just yet.
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Custard.
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[Reverend Mother] It tastes different, somehow.
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It's a new recipe,
Reverend Mother.
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That's right.
Low cow.
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Cal. Low cal.
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What did you
put in the cereal?
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Oh.
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H2O.
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It tastes terrible.
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Of course. If it tasted good,
it wouldn't be good for you.
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[Jacqueline] Although Sister Bertrille
was able to somehow
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get through a milkless
breakfast and lunch,
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at dinnertime,
when the souffle collapsed...
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the truth had to come out.
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That's when it was decided
to call in professional help.
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I cannot find
anything wrong with her.
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Isn't he looking
at the wrong end?
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It's the first time I've been
at a checkup for a cow.
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Physically, this cow is A-one,
but emotionally...
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4-F?
Right.
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This is a very
sensitive animal.
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She's been
my patient for years.
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She misses
the familiar surroundings,
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the farm,
the other cows.
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Believe me, there is
but one thing wrong with her.
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She's lonely.
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[sisters mooing]
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[clanging]
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[Jacqueline] While Sister Bertrille
searched
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for the answer
to Alicia's problem,
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life in the convent
went on as usual.
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Well... almost.
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Now I know what it means,
sacred cows.
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I'm at my wits end,
Gonzalo.
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I just can't seem to
get any milk out of her.
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For a while I thought
my hands were cold.
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I even tried
using mittens.
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And she gives
nothing at all?
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Trouble, yes.
Milk, no.
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[in Spanish] Poor thing.
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If I could only
have Alicia here
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I know I could
solve your problem.
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If you had Alicia there,
I wouldn't have a problem.
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If I can only talk to her.
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[Gonzalo speaking on phone]
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Sister Bertrille?
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[Gonzalo] Why must you be so stubborn,
you she-devil, you?
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It's SeñorGonzalo
in St. Thomas.
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You called St. Thomas?
Long distance?
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Good day,
SeñorGonzalo.
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Sister Bertrille,
when we bought this cow
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we bought her as
an investment, is that right?
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Yes, Reverend Mother.
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We made
this investment
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in order to eliminate
the milk bill, right?
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Yes, Reverend Mother.
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So far, all we have
eliminated is the milk.
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But what is done
is done.
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Well, no use
crying over spilled...
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Precisely.
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Now, if a stock does not yield
dividends, it should be sold.
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Of course.
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That would apply also,
I think, to livestock.
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Who'd want to buy a cow
that doesn't give milk?
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You did, Sister Bertrille.
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Now, we cannot sell Alicia
under false pretenses.
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But surely there
must be someone who,
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someone who
wants a cow for...
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for, uh,
a different purpose.
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[cow mooing]
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A butcher?
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[mooing]
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A very good suggestion,
Sister Bertrille.
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[mooing]
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[Jacqueline] Though Alicia seemed
headed for the butcher
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and a fillet mignon fate,
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Sister Bertrille
refused to give up hope.
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So, what do you think?
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So, how about it,
Jose?
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Wouldn't that be a terrific
promotion idea for your place?
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[mooing]
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That was when Sister Bertrille
came to the end of her rope.
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And Alicia got
away from hers.
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Alicia!
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Alicia!
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[meowing]
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Just my luck, I'd have to land
in a herd of twins.
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[squirting noise]
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Well, that's not Alicia,
that's for sure.
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[squirting noises]
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Another case
of mistaken identity.
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[Jacqueline] Of course, there was only
one way to identify Alicia.
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Naturally, she was the one
that didn't give milk.
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Okay, Alicia,
let's go home.
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Hi. What are
you doing here?
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I just stopped off
to buy some milk.
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[shushing]
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[mooing]
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She feels bad enough
as it is
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without you
having to remind her.
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Hi.
Hi.
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We found a new
place to buy some milk.
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[quietly]
I know. I know.
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She doesn't want
to upset the cow.
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Well, did you have
any luck?
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Or is Alicia going
to have to go to the...
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B-U-T-C-H-E-R?
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I'm afraid it's
the B-U-T-C-H-E-R.
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B-U...To the...
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[gasps]
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If I could only get
Alicia to St. Thomas,
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Gonzalo could take
care of the problem.
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He told me so
on the phone.
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You might as well forget it,
unless you can get a B-O-A-T.
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[mooing]
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A boat.
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Oh, I know someone
with a boat.
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[singing in French]
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[Bertrille] Carlos?
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Yes, ma petit chou.
Here.
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All morning I've been waiting
impatiently just for...
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You? What are you
doing here?
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I came to talk about
something very important.
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It has to do with Alicia.
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Don't believe
a word she tells you.
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I never made
any such promises...
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Who's Alicia?
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The one I'm talking about
is a cow.
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Oh.
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That sounds
more like Consuela.
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[Alicia mooing]
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Oh, no!
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Sister,
can't you see I'm busy?
253
00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,025
I have no time
for cows.
254
00:14:58,201 --> 00:14:59,681
Now, Carlos,
this is very important.
255
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:01,245
It's a matter
of life and death.
256
00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:02,902
If I don't find
somebody to buy...
257
00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:05,376
You want me
to buy it, right?
258
00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:06,946
You'd buy her?
259
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:08,433
What do I want
with a cow?
260
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:09,693
I don't drink any milk.
261
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:11,035
You own a nightclub.
262
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:12,914
My customers
don't drink milk either.
263
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:15,256
Then Alicia's just
the cow you want.
264
00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:16,996
She doesn't give milk.
265
00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:19,477
What kind of logic is that?
266
00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:22,617
You want me to buy a cow
that doesn't give any milk
267
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:25,191
for my customers
that don't drink any milk...
268
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,973
That's funny.
It makes sense.
269
00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:30,705
Then you'll buy her?
Absolutely not.
270
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:32,706
If you ever get
a cow that gives bourbon,
271
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:33,928
I might consider it.
272
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:35,407
Well, Carlos,
I didn't ask you
273
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:36,976
the question
I came to ask you.
274
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:38,503
It doesn't make
any difference.
275
00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:40,456
I answered you
exactly what I wanted to.
276
00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:42,715
What I wanted to ask you...
Thank you, Sister.
277
00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:44,418
It was very nice
of you to come by.
278
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:45,855
You can go.
Don't call me.
279
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,432
But...
I will call you. Bye-bye.
280
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:57,170
DANIELLE:Carlos!
281
00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:10,528
[Danielle] Carlos.
282
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:13,708
Go away!
I'm not interested in cows!
283
00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:16,625
[speaking in French]
284
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,196
Danielle!
285
00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:24,462
I didn't mean you.
286
00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,195
Would I talk to you
that way
287
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:29,246
when I made such beautiful plans
for the whole weekend?
288
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:31,733
Really? Where
are we going?
289
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,993
Wherever
your heart desires.
290
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,817
How about
Punta Leone?
291
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,295
That is just
another deserted island.
292
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,865
Well, that's the best kind.
Wouldn't it be nice
293
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:44,133
just the two
of us? Alone?
294
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,571
For a whole weekend?
295
00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:50,404
Excuse me.
I couldn't help overhearing.
296
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:54,138
How could you help it?
You were eavesdropping.
297
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,017
Hello.
My name's Sister Bertrille.
298
00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:57,629
How are you?
I am Danielle.
299
00:16:57,799 --> 00:17:00,109
I was wondering if
you'd like to go to St. Thomas.
300
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,110
It's got
fantastic restaurants and...
301
00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:03,632
It just happens
to be the place
302
00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:05,325
where you wanted to go.
Right?
303
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:07,772
I was going to ask you
if perhaps, on your way...
304
00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:09,379
If I have room
for one more?
305
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:12,470
No. Two more.
You see, I have this friend.
306
00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:14,253
Friend?
307
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:15,954
[Alicia mooing]
308
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,393
Oh, no, forget it!
309
00:17:21,561 --> 00:17:23,261
Now, Carlos,
you don't understand.
310
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:25,873
You see, the man who owned
Alicia went to St. Thomas.
311
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,655
And it made her
so emotionally upset
312
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:29,309
that she just
stopped giving milk.
313
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:30,793
What do I...
Oh, the poor cow!
314
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,882
You see, if I don't
get her to St. Thomas,
315
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,442
they'll send
her to the butcher.
316
00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:36,448
That's something...
Oh, how terrible.
317
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,880
But don't you worry, Sister.
318
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,357
We will get her
to St. Thomas.
319
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:41,966
So, you girls are
ganging up on me? Okay.
320
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,759
All three of you!
Carlos!
321
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:46,243
[Bertrille] Carlos!
322
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:47,723
Wait a minute, Carlos!
323
00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:49,022
No, that's all right.
324
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,458
Here. The keys
to the boat...Yacht.
325
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:52,895
Now you can go
to St. Thomas!
326
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,602
But include me out!
327
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:57,549
Now, Carlos, stop
acting like a little boy.
328
00:17:57,728 --> 00:18:01,518
Every time I try to act like a
big boy, you always interfere!
329
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,559
No!Carlos.
330
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,484
Carlos,
what about our little trip?
331
00:18:05,649 --> 00:18:09,179
I'm not running
a ferry boat for a cow!
332
00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:11,259
Carlos, calm yourself.
Now, calm yourself.
333
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:13,218
This time
I'm putting my foot down!
334
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:22,486
This is better, Sister.
Catch, Carlos!
335
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:27,192
Did I get him?
336
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:29,327
Yes, you got him.
337
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,680
Carlos. Carlos.
338
00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:39,074
[speaking in French]
339
00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:41,858
Carlos? Carlos?
340
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,033
Carlos?
341
00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:48,912
What happened?
Where am I?
342
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,564
It's all right, darling.
343
00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:52,608
You're safe with me
on your boat.
344
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:54,183
Yacht.
345
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,790
[Alicia mooing]
346
00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:02,229
Foghorns?
With the sun shining?
347
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:10,710
[mooing]
348
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:14,938
Oh, no!
I am not going to allow this.
349
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:17,720
This boat...
Yacht is going back.
350
00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:20,723
Who's at the wheel?
351
00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:22,858
Hi. How are
you feeling?
352
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:24,821
Oh, no.
353
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:28,084
I don't believe it.
354
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:30,694
You see how
helpful the Sister is.
355
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:32,515
She helped me
right into the water.
356
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:33,873
I don't need her help.
357
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:36,042
I can handle
this boat myself.
358
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:40,788
Wouldn't you rather
stay down here with me?
359
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,751
It's a long trip
to St. Thomas, darling.
360
00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:51,278
Then why are we
wasting time talking?
361
00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:52,761
[mooing]
362
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,720
Excuse me.
Is the cow bothering you?
363
00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:56,799
Not the cow.
364
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,028
[mooing]
365
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,642
Oh, poor thing.
I think she's still thirsty.
366
00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:08,954
Should I open
the champagne?
367
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,690
I don't think
they drink champagne.
368
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:13,432
I think she needs
more water.
369
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,483
I know where
there's plenty of water.
370
00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:17,299
In the ocean.
371
00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:22,482
She can swim there.
372
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,804
And you say she still doesn't
want to give any milk?
373
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:36,712
Not even enough
for a cup of coffee.
374
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,667
So couldn't you take her
back, Gonzalo?
375
00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:40,796
You mean keep her here?
376
00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:43,238
I don't think my brother-in-law
would like that.
377
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:46,506
He's still trying
to get used to me.
378
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,640
It must be the way
you've been milking her.
379
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,383
Here.
Oh, thanks.
380
00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:56,041
[mooing]
381
00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:58,561
Nothing wrong
with her voice.
382
00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:00,815
Let's see what happens
when I try to milk her.
383
00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:02,388
That's a good idea.
384
00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:04,605
You can use this
to put the milk in.
385
00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:06,215
And this as a stool.
386
00:21:07,962 --> 00:21:10,312
But this got a little rum in it.
Well, that's okay.
387
00:21:10,486 --> 00:21:12,486
If she gives some milk
you'll have an eggnog.
388
00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:13,662
Okay.
389
00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:16,318
Alicia.
390
00:21:16,492 --> 00:21:17,932
[in Spanish] My girl.
391
00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:20,022
You have to give
some milk for...
392
00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:21,851
for the Sisters
at the Convent.
393
00:21:22,019 --> 00:21:24,629
Come on, girl.
Be good, please.
394
00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:27,015
Go ahead, come on!
[mooing]
395
00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:29,158
I never tried
milking her in Spanish.
396
00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:32,771
Nothing's happening.
397
00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:35,033
I'll say
nothing's happening.
398
00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:36,466
Oh, Danielle, please.
399
00:21:36,643 --> 00:21:37,733
[shushing]
400
00:21:37,905 --> 00:21:41,515
Alicia, you have
to give some milk.
401
00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:44,481
This is papa Gonzalo,
don't you recognize me?
402
00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:48,311
Do I have to sit here and listen
to all this idiotic nonsense?
403
00:21:50,265 --> 00:21:53,525
Alicia, will you stop fooling
around and start giving milk?
404
00:21:53,703 --> 00:21:55,273
For goodness sake!
405
00:21:55,444 --> 00:21:58,534
Señor,do not raise
your voice to a lady.
406
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:01,148
[Gonzalo] Alicia, my girl,
407
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,760
please give some milk.
408
00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:05,020
Just like in the old days
for papa Gonzalo.
409
00:22:05,193 --> 00:22:07,893
[singing in Spanish]
410
00:22:11,852 --> 00:22:14,072
It's coming!
You see?
411
00:22:14,245 --> 00:22:16,065
Oh, what
a beautiful sight!
412
00:22:18,685 --> 00:22:19,895
It was the singing.
413
00:22:20,077 --> 00:22:21,687
That's what was
missing all the time.
414
00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:22,692
That's it!
415
00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:24,693
You were right, Sister.
416
00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:26,645
Only eight bars
from Rigoletto
417
00:22:26,823 --> 00:22:29,263
and the bowl
is already half full.
418
00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:32,045
Imagine what she could do
with a whole opera.
419
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:34,740
[Gonzalo keeps singing]
420
00:22:39,488 --> 00:22:43,578
[everyone] ♪ Do I need you? ♪
421
00:22:43,753 --> 00:22:45,493
♪ What a question ♪
422
00:22:45,668 --> 00:22:47,538
♪ Does a needle have an eye? ♪
423
00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:50,374
♪ Does an eye have a pupil? ♪
424
00:22:50,543 --> 00:22:52,373
♪ Does a pupil
have a school? ♪
425
00:22:52,545 --> 00:22:55,585
♪ Does a school have a fish? ♪
426
00:22:55,765 --> 00:22:57,195
♪ Ask me anything ♪
427
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,676
♪ Any little thing ♪
428
00:22:58,855 --> 00:23:01,335
♪ Anything you wish, but ♪
429
00:23:01,510 --> 00:23:05,560
♪ Do I need you? ♪
430
00:23:05,732 --> 00:23:07,562
♪ What a question ♪
431
00:23:07,734 --> 00:23:09,484
♪ Does a bathtub
have a ring? ♪
432
00:23:09,649 --> 00:23:12,429
♪ Does a ring have a finger? ♪
433
00:23:12,608 --> 00:23:14,348
♪ Does a finger have a nail? ♪
434
00:23:14,523 --> 00:23:17,703
♪ Does a nail have a head? ♪
435
00:23:17,874 --> 00:23:19,354
♪ And I'm asking, please ♪
436
00:23:19,528 --> 00:23:20,748
♪ On my hands and knees ♪
437
00:23:20,921 --> 00:23:22,101
♪ Like a quadruped ♪
438
00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:23,710
What's a quadruped?
439
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,840
It's a four-legged animal.
440
00:23:26,013 --> 00:23:27,933
♪ Has a calendar a date? ♪
441
00:23:28,102 --> 00:23:29,282
♪ Has a date a palm? ♪
442
00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:30,761
♪ Has a palm a hand? ♪
443
00:23:30,931 --> 00:23:32,241
♪ Has a hand a shake? ♪
444
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:33,541
♪ No mistaking ♪
445
00:23:33,716 --> 00:23:37,286
♪ Do I need you? ♪
446
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:39,289
♪ What a question ♪
447
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:41,161
♪ Has an elephant a trunk? ♪
448
00:23:41,332 --> 00:23:43,942
♪ Does a trunk
have a railroad? ♪
449
00:23:44,118 --> 00:23:46,118
♪ Does a railroad
have a tie? ♪
450
00:23:46,294 --> 00:23:48,824
♪ Does a tie have a bow? ♪
451
00:23:48,992 --> 00:23:50,862
♪ Do I need you? ♪
452
00:23:51,038 --> 00:23:52,168
♪ What a question ♪
453
00:23:52,343 --> 00:23:57,483
♪ Don't you know ♪
454
00:24:03,659 --> 00:24:05,139
♪ Does a pupil
have a school? ♪
455
00:24:05,313 --> 00:24:08,453
♪ Does a school have a fish? ♪
456
00:24:08,621 --> 00:24:10,061
♪ Ask me anything ♪
457
00:24:10,231 --> 00:24:11,411
♪ Any little thing ♪
458
00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:14,280
♪ Anything you wish, but ♪
459
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:18,073
♪ Do I need you?
What a question... ♪
460
00:24:18,239 --> 00:24:20,629
Carlos, darling.
461
00:24:20,807 --> 00:24:21,977
What is it now?
462
00:24:22,156 --> 00:24:23,506
Because you were
so sweet
463
00:24:23,679 --> 00:24:25,679
and took the Sister
and Alicia to St. Thomas
464
00:24:25,855 --> 00:24:27,505
and brought them
back again,
465
00:24:27,683 --> 00:24:29,733
now you're going
to get your reward.
466
00:24:31,121 --> 00:24:32,211
A reward?
467
00:24:32,383 --> 00:24:33,913
Close your eyes.
468
00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:40,610
There you are,
Carlos.
469
00:24:40,783 --> 00:24:42,833
The first glass
of milk from Alicia.
470
00:24:44,961 --> 00:24:46,091
♪ No mistaking ♪
471
00:24:46,267 --> 00:24:50,617
♪ Do I need you? ♪
472
00:24:50,793 --> 00:24:52,233
♪ What a question ♪
473
00:24:52,403 --> 00:24:54,143
♪ Has an elephant a trunk ♪
474
00:24:54,318 --> 00:24:57,058
♪ Does a trunk
have a railroad ♪
475
00:24:57,234 --> 00:24:58,984
♪ Does a railroad have a tie ♪
476
00:24:59,149 --> 00:25:01,629
♪ Does a tie have a bow ♪
477
00:25:01,804 --> 00:25:03,764
♪ Do I need you? ♪
478
00:25:03,937 --> 00:25:05,197
♪ What a question ♪
479
00:25:05,373 --> 00:25:10,293
♪ Don't you know ♪
480
00:25:12,598 --> 00:25:13,688
[mooing]
481
00:25:16,297 --> 00:25:19,947
[end theme playing]
482
00:25:19,997 --> 00:25:24,547
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