All language subtitles for The Flying Nun s02e16 Great Casino Robbery 1.eng

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[barking]

[Jacqueline] Sister Bertrille is
not superstitious by nature,

but she does believe that
disasters come in threes,

at least
where she's concerned.

[engine starting]

[Jacqueline]
Disaster number one.

She kept a wary eye
out for disaster number two

and, sure enough, it struck.

A hunter, fighting the morning
chill with a little brandy,

mistook her for a duck.

[gun firing]

Hey, cut it out down there.
I'm not in season.

[Jacqueline]
And now for disaster number three.

My Uncle Reggie's
coming to Puerto Rico.

How nice.

Is he on your mother's
or your father's side?

Neither.
How's that?

Well, he's not
actually my uncle.

[Jacqueline] Oh. Just a friend
of the family.

Yes, but I'm the only friend
he has left in the family.

Oh, the poor man.
Why is that?

Well, for openers, he's lost
three fortunes in his lifetime.

Why, goodness.

I would think that your family
would have compassion for him.

The fortunes he lost
were my father's,

my cousin's
and a maiden aunt.

[Jacqueline]
Sister Bertrille's instincts about people are usually sound.

But when I met Uncle Reggie,
I thought she was dead wrong.

Disaster indeed.

He was a delight.

I hope you like it.

It's my pineapple
inside-out cake.

That's upside-down.

I know it's supposed
to be upside down.

That's what you call a pineapple
inside-out, upside-down.

Well,
whatever you call it,

if this doesn't win the next
International Bakeout,

I'll demand
an investigation.

Well, ladies,

this is the lovely
Convent San Tanco.

It's charming.
It's beautiful.

Thank you.

Would I be presumptuous

if possibly
I offered a contribution

to help you
in your work here?

Not at all. In fact, the more
presumptuous, the better.

It's really not necessary,
Uncle Reggie.

Of course
it's not necessary, Elsie.

I want to.

Now how does
$10 000 sound to you?

Uh, almost as sweet
as Bach's Requiem Mass.

Are you kidding?
Too little?

Oh, how does
$20 000 sound?

20?

Have another
piece of cake.

I--I really think that's too
much generosity, Uncle Reggie.

Nonsense.
What's money for?

As a matter of fact,

as soon as I can unfreeze
my Swiss holdings,

I shall see to it that
you get my certified check.

Of course, in the meanwhile,
we can supplement our income,

that--that is,
your income,

by leasing the oil rights
to the land.

How do you know
there's oil on the land?

But how do you know
that there isn't?

Have you ever had
a geologist's report?

No.

Well, I know a young
graduate geologist

that'll do the whole job
without a fee.

Judging from my experience
in these matters,

I would say that
this property might yield,

10 barrels a day.

But how do you know
he'll find anything?

He owes me a favor.

Oh.

Is she really flying?
I'm afraid so.

[Reverend Mother] Sister Bertrille, not
when we are entertaining.

Sorry.

Why, that's remarkable!

That beats
the--the Indian rope trick.

Can you do that
any time that you want to?

It's not a trick,
Uncle Reggie.

You see,
it's simple aerodynamics.

When lift plus thrust
is greater than load...

But this is...
better than the oil!

Do you know
what the circus world

would give for an act like that,
or Ed Sullivan?

I--I don't want to lose
my amateur standing.

Reverend Mother,
Captain Fomento is here.

Uh, Captain Fomento?

Ask him to come in.

Captain Fomento?

Army?

Police.

I'm sorry to be barging in on
your afternoon tea, Sisters,

but I'm on the trail
of a car thief.

Car thief?
Yes. A car thief.

The witnesses, they said,
they saw the thief

heading towards the direction
of the convent.

Uh, the only thief,

uh, person here is the uncle
of Sister Bertrille.

Oh, yes,
Captain Fomento.

I'd like you
to meet my uncle...

I guess he stepped
inside for a moment.

Captain Fomento, have they
identified the thief?

Yes, yes, yes.
It is a teenager,

but a very strange
looking teenager.

Close cropped hair,
no sideburns,

and dressed very,
very neatly.

Well,
I hope you find him.

Her.

[whistle blowing]

Oh.

Salazar. That's the signal,
and I must answer him.

We have surrounded her.

Well, Mr. Perkins,
where did you go?

I was in the chapel,
Reverend Mother.

I felt the need
of a little prayer.

Well, ladies, I think I'd better
be going. Until tomorrow, then?

Tomorrow? I thought
you were just passing through.

Elsie, my dear, my "passing
through" days are finished.

Temporarily, of course.

I'm down here to take over
the management

of a local firm that's having
a little difficulty.

They need someone
to bail them out.

This, of course,
is my specialty.

What firm is that?

I don't think you ladies
would be familiar with it.

Casino Carlos.
What?

[people chattering]

[man] Come on.

Elsie, how nice of you to come
to see me on my opening night.

This is fantastic.

That Mr. Perkins
should turn out to be

practically a member
of your family.

That's right. He is a practical
uncle, not a registered one.

That is a more important
recommendation to me

than even the excellent
references

he brought
from Las Vegas.

Uncle Reggie,
I didn't know that you...

If you'll excuse me,

I have to go
to dice table number three

and pick up
the cash box.

See you later,
Elsie. Bye.

Carlos, are you letting Uncle
Reggie handle the cash?

Well, he's the pit boss.
That's his job.

Why shouldn't I?

Those cash boxes,

they look so heavy
and he's so...

Well, he's
not very strong.

Well, he looks
very healthy to me.

And he's very ingenious.
Look.

[Bertrille] Those look like sun lamps.

[Carlos] They are sun lamps.

It was Reggie's idea.

A man can gamble and get
a tan at the same time.

He may end up poorer,

but he will look
a lot healthier.

That's ridiculous.

Why? That table has done

20 percent more business
than ever before.

Hello, Sister.
Hi.

Looking for someone?

No one in particular.

I was just wondering
how Uncle Reggie's doing.

Oh, he's over there.
But don't disturb him.

Why, what's he doing?

Well, he is cheating
at poker.

Cheating at poker?
You're letting him?

Well, relax.

He's just showing my
customers what to watch for

when playing
with strangers.

Another public service
feature of Casino Carlos.

Brilliant man.

You were right.
They're fascinated by it.

Carlos, like I said,
it pays to advertise.

Brilliant idea.
You did it again.

Look at the way they're
all looking at the money.

They look so greedy.

Oh, but that's
the whole point.

You see, it's psychological,
my dear.

All the innocents
will go back

to the gaming tables
and try and win it all.

[baton tapping]

Oh.

I knew that
sooner or later

that nincompoop
was bound to show up.

Come in.

What can I do
for you, Captain?

Well, unfortunately, although
I am powerless to prevent this,

I feel that I must warn you
that sooner or later,

one of these people
is bound to make

one clean sweep
of all this...

You see? I told you.

It was going to give you
trouble already.

Do you have a broom?

[menacing music plays]

[man] Excuse me.

Well, Bruce, what do you think?
Personally, I think

they're asking for trouble
with that window.

Yes. Sooner or later, somebody's
bound to knock it over.

[chuckling]
Sooner than you think.

Lovely. How much
do you think is in there?

Oh, enough to last us a year
if we live frugally.

Thank you.

Ex-Excuse me, sir.

I--I seem to have
misplaced my glasses.

Could you possibly read
the date on that bill for me?

Be delighted.
Thank you.

1935.

And the, uh, letters
above and to the right?

"D-N-M."

A 1935.

Why, I can hardly believe it.
That's fantastic.

1935 was a good year?
Shh. Shh. Yeah.

This dollar bill
is worth $6.50.

How's that again?

It's a collector's item.
Silver certificate.

That's my hobby, collecting
rare bills and coins.

Fascinating.
And profitable.

Tell me more.

Are you interested
in coin collecting?

I am now.

[Reggie] What do you see,
Reverend Mother?

An Indian penny.

And what is the date?

1863.

Do you know
the value of this penny?

Sure. You have five of those
and you get a nickel.

Wrong. One of these
will get you two dollars.

And do you know why?
No.

Well, neither do I.
But a gentleman

at the Casino Carlos
cocktail bar explained to me

that it had something to do with
the "L" in the Indian's bonnet.

Now be that as it may,
I own a two dollar penny.

How fortunate for you,
Mr. Perkins.

Not for me, Reverend Mother,
for the convent.

As I promised you I'd help you
with your financial burdens,

and I believe that I've found
the perfect way to do it.

Why, I plan to make
this convent

a veritable Taj Mahal
of the Caribbean.

Now, this looks like an ordinary
dollar bill, doesn't it?

Yeah.

Now, can either of you guess
how much it's worth?

We give up.

Exactly one dollar.

Swell!

Do you know why?

Because
George Washington

doesn't have an "L"
in his bonnet.

Exactly.

In other words,
it's just a run-of-the-mill,

ordinary dollar bill.

But, if it had
"1875 7F,"

it would be worth $3.50.

How fascinating.

Yes. I had this friend in
high school who was a numis...

Um, um, a numis...

Uh, um,
he was a coin collector.

Of course, this is far from
being a child's game, my dear,

but it is a perfect way to
raise money for the convent.

Where are we going
to look for all that money?

Where else?

[laughs]

Quit beating around
the bush.

Yes or no?
No.

We should go back to beating
around the bush. Why not?

I can't have my
counting room full of nuns.

It will discourage
the gamblers.

We'd do it
after closing hours.

What do you say?
You're not getting to me.

Look at it this way.

Instead of running to you
every time we're in trouble,

we'd be self-sufficient.

Now you're getting to me.

Well, I must admit it is
a novel way to raise funds,

but after 2:00
in the morning?

How will you all
stay awake?

Just the thought of all those
valuable coins and bills

will be enough
to keep me perky.

And I took
three nips today.

Naps, Sister.

Okay, I took three naps
of cooking sherry.

Well, anyway,
my uncle Reggie

sent us some coin catalogs
from San Juan

and we've been
studying them.

At least
Sister Jacqueline has.

They don't seem
too difficult, do they?

Well, learning
about coins is a cinch,

if you have a good mind
for Chinese puzzles.

Reverend Mother, a Sister
Mary Grace is here to see you.

Sister Mary Grace?

I don't believe that I know a...
Where is she from?

I don't know.

But she spoke as though
you were expecting her.

Oh. Well, ask her
to come in.

[Reverend Mother] Do any of you
know this Sister?

[Ana] Sister Mary Grace.

[tune for shocking revelation]

Hello.

Oh.

I'm sorry. I didn't realize
that you were at dinner.

Welcome, Sister.

Won't you join us?

Sister Sixto, will you set
another place, please?

Reverend Mother, I'd like
to express my thanks.

It's very kind of you
to let me stay here.

Not at all.

Sister, I must admit that

I--I do not really know
who you are.

What?

Oh.

You mean you didn't get
the bishop's letter from Uganda?

Bishop's letter?

Oh.

The mails from Africa
are so unreliable.

Oh, I really feel
like a fool.

[Faye] Maybe you don't even
have room.

Perhaps
I'd best go to a hotel.

Not at all. You're most
welcome in any case.

Uh, Uganda? Isn't that
in Central Africa?

Yes. I've been serving
at the mission there

for the past two years.

And now I'm on my way to
my new assignment in Chile.

Oh, wow! Join a convent
and see the world.

[Faye] And then in the evenings,

after we had made our rounds
at the jungle hospital,

Dr. Mullaney would sit at
the organ and he'd play Bach.

Oh, it was truly the most
rewarding experience.

Oh.

[Sixto] What's the matter?
What is it?

[groaning]

What?

Uh, may I have a glass
of water, please?

Oh, are you ill,
Sister?

It--It is just a touch
of malaria. It'll pass.

There you are.

There you are.

Thank you.

"George Washington,
1932 D."

Oh, George Washington.
My favorite president.

Is it worth anything?

Oh, are you joking?

I'd have to read a book
to know how to look it up.

It happens
to be a VG, Sister.

And worth about $30.

VG?

Very good.

Do you happen
to be a--a num...

[stuttering]

A coin collector?

My father was, and he was
the one who got me interested.

In fact, I still
have a complete set

of 1928 "A" dollars
in XF condition.

XF.
I know what that is.

Like extra fancy, like
canned peaches, right?

Actually,
it means extra fine.

My, this is
going to be fun.

Why, in Uganda, nobody knew
a 1937 PDS Arkansas

from a Walking
Liberty Half.

Oh, it's fantastic.

Well, it's just like
you've been sent here.

Beg pardon?

Tell me, what are you
doing at 2:00 tonight?

I'd like you to meet
Sister Mary Grace.

She's visiting us.

Would you believe,
she's an expert on coins.

Oh, you must be
a very welcome visitor.

Well, I have to leave.

Reggie's locking up, but
he'll be with you in a minute.

Oh, you have to go?
I have to visit a sick friend.

At 2:00
in the morning?

Well, it's an emergency.

I know, she can't get the cork
out of the champagne bottle.

Sister Bertrille,
I'm leaving you my money.

Would you please
leave my life alone?

What's that?

Oh, this is
a burglar alarm.

If I don't disconnect it
before I open the vault,

it will go off
in Fomento's office.

And he'll come running here...
in a day or two.

No peeking.

[Sixto sneezing]

[Faye] Bless you.

[Bruce] Did you have any trouble
getting away?

[Faye] Nope. I had to get
my malaria pills.

Hmm.

Whoa. This vile cigarette
tastes so good.

Tell me about
the alarm.

It's a Pittsburgh Maccadan.
Simple on and off switch,

and it's hidden
behind a painting,

behind the desk
in the office.

Good. Did you get a look

at the first number
of the combination?

Yeah. It's set at five, and
the first turn is to the right.

[chuckling]
Lovely reception.

I'll just slow it down a bit.

Yeah. I'll get it.

Yeah, write this down,
would you?

[clicking]

One, two, three, four.
It started at five.

That's nine to the right.

Yeah.

[clicking]

One, two, three, four,
five, six.

That's three to the left.

[clicking]

One, two, three.
That's six to the right.

[sneezing]

[Faye] Bless you.

That's Sister Sixto
catching cold.

Well, that's it.

To the right, nine.
To the left three.

And to the right, six.
Lovely.

Now you'd better
get back to the convent.

As soon as
I finish my cigarette.

No. Take a mint instead,
all right?

Listen, relax. Don't be
nervous. The worst is over.

What time do you go back
to the counting room?

Tonight. The usual time.
Good.

At exactly 2:30, you'll get
a violent attack of malaria.

Oh.

There we go.

You got one?

Thanks.

Oh, this is
a good one. Look.

Oh.
Oh.

[all chattering]

[sighing]

What is it?
Sister, what is it?

What's the matter?

Oh, I'm sorry.
It's my malaria.

Oh, my.
Where are your pills?

P-Pills,
in--in the purse.

You didn't bring
your purse with you.

It's not here.

I'm sorry...
Do you know where it is?

I must have left it
in the station.

Oh, my.
We're locked in.

Wait a minute.

It'll be all right.
Just take it easy.

Uncle Reggie.
[Reggie] Yes.

Open up.
It's an emergency.

Right away.

What's the matter?

She had an MA.
An MA?

A malaria attack.

Her pills are in her purse
in the station wagon.

P-purse in the station wagon.
I'll go get them.

Thanks.

[tense music playing]

The purse wasn't in the car.
Oh.

Oh.

I must have left it
at the convent.

I'm afraid you'll have
to take me back.

I'm truly sorry.

That's all right.

That's all right.
The money won't disappear.

Cleaned out.
Every last dime.

Not every last dime,
Se�orRamirez. No.

Ah! I have a few questions
I would like to ask you.

First of all, how much
actually was stolen?

About $50 000
more or less.

Se�orRamirez, if we want to
get down to the bottom of this,

we must get
the actual facts.

Now, which is it?
More or less?

$49 500 and then some odd
dollars, if you must know.

What's the difference?

The important thing is,
who stole it?

49 500.

No change?

No change.
No change.

All right.
Now second question is,

what happened
to the burglar alarm?

[Carlos] Oh, I found these.

They were blocking
the circuit.

[Fomento] This looks like pieces
of a swizzle stick.

Hmm. We shall begin

the interrogation
with your bartender.

I think we'd better begin the
interrogation with Uncle Reggie.

Sister Bertrille's Uncle Reggie?
Uh-huh.

[Fomento] You must be kidding.

I hate to say it, but he was
the last one to leave last night

and he had
the combination.

That does not prove
that he is guilty.

He also left the hotel
with no forwarding address!

We shall forget the bartender
and interrogate Uncle Reggie.

As soon as I heard
there was a robbery,

I just knew you'd pin it
on Uncle Reggie.

Take it easy,
Sister.

He couldn't have
taken that money.

Well, we never said
he did.

See? I told you
they'd be fair.

A man is innocent
until proven guilty.

You're right.

The only trouble
that we may have

is finding him to prove
that he is innocent.

You see? Just because
he's left his hotel.

You don't know
why he left.

Maybe there's
not enough hot water

or too much noise. Or maybe
anything, you don't know!

Relax, relax. Relax.
Okay. He didn't do it.

Well, if you tell me that you
really believe he didn't do it.

Okay, I believe it.

Thank you, Carlos.
Thank you.

Oh, why did he do it?

[Jacqueline] This used to be the peaceful
Convent San Tanco,

untouched by scandal
of any kind.

[Fomento] You will step forward
one at a time, please,

and give details
of your involvement

with Se�orReginald
Overton Perkins.

[Jacqueline] Meanwhile, in a house on
the outskirts of San Tanco...

[inaudible]

[Jacqueline]
And in the skies over San Tanco

a heartbroken young novice
was calling...

Uncle Reggie!

Uncle Reggie!

Tune in next week to Part Two
ofThe Great Casino Robbery.

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