All language subtitles for The Flying Nun s02e15 Sisters Socko in San Tanco.eng

[barking]

[Jacqueline]
Before Sister Bertrille came to Convent San Tanco,

Sister Sixto used to go
to the fish market

and return with fish.

Now that Sister Bertrille
has been assigned

to accompany her,

there's no telling
what they'll bring back.

Look, there's Carlos.

Hey, maybe after
we're finished shopping,

he'll give us a lift back
to the convent in his car.

I wouldn't mind
being lifted.

It's 3 miles as
the crow fleas.

No, that "flies."

Fleas are those tiny insects
that you find on animals.

I thought those
were flies.

Well, they are flies...

Yes?

It's very complicated.

Sister Sixto,
look at that.

I don't think
the Reverend Mother

would want I should look.

You know, she looks
familiar to me.

I thought she
was Charlie Chaplin

until she took
off her mustache.

Sabrina!
[gasps]

It's H.H.
Who?

Harold Harmon, my producer.
Come on, let's get out of here.

Oh, yes.

[Harold] Sabrina, wait!
I have to talk to you!

I must talk to you, darling!

Sabrina!

That's who it is.
It's Sabrina Lewis.

Sabrina Lewis.
The movie star?

Yes.
No!

Oh, I wish I could
get a closer look.

You could if you
were a good swimmer.

Sister Sixto, why don't
you go buy the fish?

I'll meet you back
here in about 10 minutes.

Where are you going?
To get a closer look.

What was that?

What's what?

Well, don't you see?

Si,I see. I see you,
I see the sea.

So, what else
is there to see?

I think I'm flipping.

[speaking in Spanish]

I mean, we cannot
leave Mr. Harmon

standing
on the dock forever.

Forget about Mr. Harmon.

Okay. Now what about Spencer?

Forget about Spencer.

But he's your fiance.

At least give him a chance
to explain himself.

Do you think that that girl
meant anything to him?

Believe me, she was nothing.

Well, did you date her, too?

He loves you.
He's very upset.

Only because I
walked off the picture

and he's afraid he might lose
the best part he ever had.

Oh, no. That's not
what he told me.

He would turn in his mother
for a good close-up.

That is an unmitigated lie.

You rat!
I might have known it.

[Carlos] Sabrina, be reasonable.

[Carlos] Sabrina.

Take the wheel.
Swing her around.

What for?

Well, to rescue her,
what do you think?

Are you kidding?

She was a stand-in
for Esther Williams.

Do you need any help,
Miss Lewis?

[Jacqueline]
Just how Sister Bertrille maneuvered things

so that Sabrina Lewis
was taken

to Convent San Tanco
to recuperate

was never very clear.

But the presence of
such a celebrated person

didn't do much for
our work schedule.

And I'm afraid I was
as guilty as the others.

Sister Sixto,
that's not very nice.

How'd she look?

Beautiful.

just like when she was dying
in the Seven Faces Of Sin.

Oh, Sister,
how can I ever thank you?

Oh. How can I thank you,
Miss Lewis?

I mean-- I mean, it was really
a privilege to save you.

Reverend Mother, I, uh,

I've been hesitant
about telling you this,

but I--I guess
it must have been

when I was going down
for the third time, I...

I had a vision.

A vision?
Yes.

A beautiful angel,
all in white,

descending from the heavens,

with her arms
stretching out to me.

Miss Lewis, when one is in
such an extreme situation,

one is likely to
imagine things.

Oh, well, I'm sure
that's true. It's just...

The interesting thing is,

she looked exactly
like Sister Bertrille.

Well, isn't that funny?
Yes.

Somewhere out there there's
an angel who looks just like me.

I mean-- I mean,
that's the first time

anyone's accused me of
being an angel, right?

I would say that's
a fair statement, yes.

Do you know something?

You remind me of
my reverend mother.

Your...

Miss Lewis,

you were a nun?
But, of course.

Didn't you see me in
The Cross and the Fire?

Oh. Yes, yes. Yes, I did.

You were very impressive,
Miss Lewis.

Well, Miss Lewis, I--I will
leave you two alone for now.

Oh, well,
thank you, Reverend Mother.

Sister, I--I seem to be
a bit confused.

Where did you
come from exactly?

I mean, I don't
remember seeing your boat.

Well, I wasn't in a boat.

You were swimming
that far out to sea?

Not exactly. Sort of.

Anyway, it was nice I was
in the neighborhood.

Well...

These flowers that your fiance
sent you are just gorgeous.

If I know him, he probably
charged them to the studio.

He certainly
has a great voice.

He called twice this morning.

Aren't you even
gonna talk to him?

I doubt it. No, my dear.

I'm sorry to have to
shock you this way.

But you have no idea
what my life is like.

I'm so alone.
With all these friends?

Friends? Friends?
Parasites, you mean.

People who are only interested
in what they have to gain.

No, I'd rather...

I'd rather have
a single wildflower

tendered by the hand
of a simple peasant

than all of this
gaudy display.

And then she said,

"I would rather have
a single wildflower

"tendered by the hand
of a simple peasant

"than all of this
gaudy display."

Oh, it's just like watching
one of her movies.

Sister Bertrille, that was
from one of her movies.

What?

The one about the queen
who gives up her throne.

[Jacqueline]
In the week that followed,

Sabrina Lewis
really threw herself

into the spirit
of convent life,

as she saw it.

In Panavision and Vistascope.

When, to be hospitable,

Reverend Mother
invited her to say grace,

Sabrina eagerly accepted.

Bless us, O Lord

and these thy gifts,
which we are about to receive

from thy bounty
through Christ our Lord.

Amen.

The way Sabrina prayed,
we really expected an answer.

One day, Sabrina asked
to see Sister Estella.

The reason we were
all so surprised is that

Sister Estella
spoke no English.

Later we got the explanation.

Sabrina had figured out
that Sister Estella

was just her size.

What followed next

shouldn't have been
a surprise, but it was.

Well, from the looks of this
breakfast tray, Miss Lewis,

I'd say you were
fully recovered.

And that means you'll probably
be leaving us soon

and going back to work, huh?

Which will probably be a great
relief to your boyfriend.

Did I mention that
the last time he called

and you wouldn't
talk to him,

he told me your producer
was going to sue you?

Sister Bertrille, I would like
you to be the first to know.

I have decided
to become a nun.

Does that surprise you?

No.

But have you thought about this
carefully, Miss Lewis?

I mean, it's not something
you just decide just like that.

My dear, I've thought
of nothing else.

I've just never known such
inner peace and tranquility.

Now I am sure that
this is what I must do.

I'm afraid the decision
isn't entirely up to you.

You can petition,
but you have to be accepted.

And you might not be.

With my credits?

I'm sorry, Miss Lewis,
but I don't think

that's what
the Reverend Mother considers

when she interviews
an applicant.

Oh, there's an interview?

Well, I'm very good
at interviews.

As a matter of fact, I was given
a Golden Apple Award

by the press for being
the most cooperative.

Now, tell me, what sort of
questions will she ask?

Oh, whether you're
prepared to give up

all worldly goods
and earthly considerations.

To give up all
thoughts of self.

Things like that.

To me, worldly goods

are only a hollow mockery

compared with the joy
of devotion to others.

How's that?
Not bad.

If you mean it.
My dear, if I'm accepted,

I would gladly
give up everything.

My cars, my jewels,
my house, everything,

and of course, my mortgage.

Tell me, what other questions
will the Reverend Mother ask?

Oh, lots of things.

Like for instance,
she might ask,

"Miss Lewis,

"have you given any thought
to how this might affect

"your fiance and friends?"

Well...
"And before you answer, my child,

"I suggest that you
reflect carefully.

"For if you are
motivated by the desire

"to bring
happiness to others,

"how can you
justify your decision

"if it means grief
to your loved ones?

"Please understand,
my child,

"that as Mother Superior
of Convent San Tanco,

"I must voice these doubts.

"And if I seem cold
and unemotional to you,

"it is only because of
my inner warmth and radiance."

I take this to be
some form of rehearsal?

Yes, Reverend Mother.

And I think I
just lost the part.

Thank you. I'll clean
up this in a minute.

[Jacqueline]
Reverend Mother wisely decided to grant Sabrina an interview

and Sabrina made her pitch.

Oh, petition.

On film, Sabrina's performance
would have been a cinch

for the Academy Award for best
actress in a starring role.

But Reverend Mother
withheld her vote.

Miss Lewis, you present
a very good case.

And I respect your feelings,
for I'm sure

they come from
deep within you. Oh, yes.

But you have been through
a difficult period,

and I am going to suggest

that you reflect a little
while longer and so will I.

And then let us talk again.

A nun?
A nun.

What kind of a nun?

A nun, nun.

Well, look,
she can't do this.

She's under contract to me.

Listen, this may not be
any of my business, but...

Who is this?

A friend, a dear friend.

Do you think
it's ethical to sue a girl

just because she decides
to become a nun?

I am not suing her for that.

I am suing her for
breach of contract and damages.

Look, just get her to
finish that picture,

then I don't care if she
wants to become a bishop.

And when I told her
they were suing her

for $2.5 million dollars,

she raised her head, her eyes
flashed, and she said "So what?"

I wonder what
picture that was from?

I don't know,
but to start a suit,

they're gonna have to
serve her with papers.

And it's up to us
to protect her.

[knocking at door]

Oh, hello.

I collect stained glass windows
with my camera.

I wonder if it'd be all right
if I took a picture of yours?

Go right ahead.
No, no, no.

I meant from the inside with
the light coming through?

Say, I understand
that movie star

is staying here.
Sabrina Lewis.

That is correct.
Uh-huh.

Is it true that she's decided
to become a nun?

I think he's
a process server.

Why do you say that?
Just a hunch.

Gosh, I'd sure like
to get a peek at her.

Sabrina Lewis, that is.
Do you suppose it'd be possible?

[Ana] Oh, no, senor.
[man] Oh.

Sister Ana, you're not being
at all hospitable.

Why don't you take
a look in the garden?

Hah. You're very kind.

That's what we're here for.
If I do become a nun,

my experience would make me
the logical person

to run the drama class.

Oh, Miss Lewis,
this is for you.

And this, my friend,
is for you. Hey!

What was all that about?

Well, we just caught
our first process server,

thanks to
Sister Bertrille's hunch.

Well, how did you know?

Simple matter of
deduction combined

with acute
powers of observation.

He was taking pictures
with his lens cap on.

Hi, Carlos.

Oh, hi, Spence.
How goes the war?

Another process server
shot down in the line of duty.

But I think that H.H.

has finally come
up with a solution.

And a very clever one.

And that makes you happy, eh?
Well, don't you see?

Once Sabrina
sees those papers,

she'll realize how
serious the situation is,

and then she'll
come to her senses.

And what is this
so clever solution?

I'm not so sure
if I should tell you.

You and the sisters
are pretty clubby.

Well, don't tell me.

No, no, no.
It's too good. I've got to.

He's sending an actor from
the company up to the convent.

What's so clever about that?

Dressed as a priest?

What's bothering you?

Sister, all night I wrestled
with my conscience,

and I finally decided
I couldn't tell you.

But I decided
that at least

I have to tell you
I can't tell you.

So all I'm going
to tell you is

be careful.
Of what?

I just told you
I can't tell you.

You don't want me to betray
Spencer's confidence, do you?

It's something her
fiance told you?

I should bite my tongue.

Don't ask me
any more questions.

Just be suspicious
of any visitor,

especially
if he acts suspicious.

Another process server?

Please don't ask me
any more questions.

Boy, that's the fourth one
they've tried to sneak in on us.

Can you at least tell me
if he's gonna be

tall or short
or fat or skinny or...

What's the difference?

Priests come in all sizes.

Sister, please remember,
I didn't tell you anything.

I asked him. I said, "Is he
gonna be tall or short..."

[phone ringing]

Wait till
the Reverend Mother returns.

She'll blow her toupe.

Top.
Her top, too.

Sisters, when is
Reverend Mother returning?

Oh, who is it?
A Father Duffy.

He says he's an old friend
of hers from the mainland.

Well, just tell him that...

Wait a minute.
Maybe that's him.

Him who?
The process server.

Hello.
This is Sister Bertrille.

I'm sorry,
but the Reverend Mother

won't be back till
late this evening.

Is there someplace
she could call you?

No. I--I I'm just passing
through the island, you see.

I only have an hour or two.

I see.

He's just passing
through the island

and only has
an hour or two.

Gee, that is a shame, Father.

Well, I-- I've heard
so much about San Tanco.

Perhaps I should
come out anyway.

[whispering]
He thinks he should come out anyway.

Yes, definitely.
By all means, do come out.

And in the
Reverend Mother's absence,

we'll do our very best
to make you welcome.

Right. Goodbye.

I will now
entertain suggestions

from the welcoming committee.

Welcome to Convent San Tanco,
Father Duffy.

Won't you come in?

I'm Sister Bertrille, and this
is Sister Jacqueline.

How do you do, Father?
I'm pleased to meet you.

It's so kind of you
to ask me out here.

The pleasure,
believe me, is ours.

Yes. It's lovely.

I've heard so much
about San Tanco.

Oh, have you?

I've also heard that you have

a famous actress
staying here with you.

Yes, I bet you have.

Would you like to
meet her, Father?

Yes, as a matter of fact
I would.

You see, I've always been
quite a fan of hers.

Uh, Father,
before you arrived,

Sister Bertrille and I
were having an argument

I'm sure you can settle.

It was a matter
of canon law.

Why, I'm afraid
I can't help you there.

You see,
I'm not a parish priest.

I run a home
for wayward girls.

I'm telling you,
you will regret it.

I appreciate your feelings,
but if I don't go up there

and serve that summons,
I'm an out-of-work actor.

The sisters are very clever.
You might not fool them.

That's hardly likely.

I've played priests
in five pictures,

a bishop twice.
Once I even played a rabbi.

Reformed, of course.

It is better to be unemployed
than to do a thing like this.

Please, don't do it.
Sorry.

If they find out, you can
get prosecuted, you know.

How could they find out?

Well, one little slip.
What kind of slip?

The kind of slip I made

when I told them to
expect a phony priest.

You know something?

It's better to be unemployed
than to do a thing like this.

That's funny.
I wonder why

Sister Estella thought
Miss Lewis was up here.

Oh, but you must see
our view from here.

It's quite breathtaking.

It has quite
an impact, yes.

My goodness.

On a clear day,
you can see St. Thomas.

Is that a fact?

Yes, if you just get
up a little bit higher.

Oh, yes.

I can see why
you're so proud of...

I'll tell someone
to find Miss Lewis.

The bell has
a lovely sound.

But why are they
still ringing it?

They're not.
Eh?

Maybe the Father
would like a tidbitty?

It's tidbit.
A little tidbit is not a tidbitty?

Would you care
for a tortilla?

Eh?

Hot, huh? Good
for the sinuses.

Water. Water.

There goes the vinegar
for my hair rinse.

Sister Ana, do you know
where Miss Lewis is?

Maybe that's enough.

I can't chicken out now.
Sister Ana?

She's in there.
Father Duffy,

come right this way
and I'll introduce you.

Miss Lewis?
There's someone out here

who's dying to meet you.

And I'm dying to meet him.

Thank you.
Oh, Miss Lewis, I...

Have you all gone mad?

Oh, Reverend Mother,
how glad I am to see you.

Father Duffy!

Why didn't you
let me chicken out?

It is difficult
to believe

there could be some reasonable
explanation for this.

Let us hope there is.

Reverend Mother,
there is an explanation.

But I think you'd
save a lot of time

if you just
excommunicated us.

Father Duffy, I--

I'm so sorry.

I don't know what to say.

You see, we thought
you were a process server...

My dear child, cherry pie
is my favorite dessert.

But usually I prefer
to have it served on a plate.

Perhaps you're right,
Reverend Mother.

I don't deny that I--I
may have a tendency

to over-dramatize
things a bit.

But I, I just can't get over
the feeling that I was...

I was called here.

You mean your vision?

Oh, yes, yes.
It was so real.

So--so moving.
Yes.

Well, Miss Lewis,

I find that

I cannot alter
my conclusion

that at this time,

you would not be

a suitable candidate
for the novitiate.

Miss Lewis, would you
come here a moment, please?

Is that the vision
that you saw?

[gasps]

[Sabrina] Sister Bertrille?

I hope that will help you
resolve your conflict.

Well, how does she do it?

Well, as I understand it,
it has

something to do
with aerodynamics.

[Sabrina] It's amazing.

[phone ringing]
Excuse me just a moment.

Hello?

Oh, yes. Miss Lewis,
it is your fiance.

Shall I tell him that
you are unavailable?

Oh, no. No, no.
I'll take it, Reverend Mother.

Thank you.
Thank you. Hello, Spence?

Oh, darling. How are you?

Spence, listen, I've got
something to talk to you about.

I have the greatest idea
for a picture.

Peter Pan in a nun's habit.

Is that wild?

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