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[barking]
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[Jacqueline] A few weeks ago,
Sister Sixto and I
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were taking advantage
of a bright, clear day
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to dry
some freshly starched cornets.
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Okay, pick a card,
any card.
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Oh, what's this
all about?
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Oh, one of my students
is a nut on magic.
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He taught me
a few tricks.
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That must be
Michael Antonio.
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His uncle's
a famous magician. Right.
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Okay, come on,
pick a card.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Okay, look at it.
Memorize it.
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Put it back in the deck.
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What deck?
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Put it back with the rest
of the cards. Come on.
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Okay. Now.
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[mumbling]
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This is your card, right?
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Wrong. My card
was the eight of shovels.
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Shovels?
Oh, spades.
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Right. The black
upside-down heart.
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Take a tip from me, Sister,
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don't get into any poker games
with strangers.
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Oh.
Oh.
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It's getting away.
[Bertrille] Oh, no.
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The Reverend Mother's
cornet.
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Don't worry.
I can still get it.
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[Sixto] Attaboy!
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Now that's what
I call a trick.
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[Jacqueline] Every night
at the Convent San Tanco,
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Sister Bertrille made
the rounds of the dormitories
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and read a bedtime story
to the children.
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In Michael Antonio's
dormitory,
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the bedtime story
frequently came
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from an ancient copy
ofVariety.
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"Marko socko act
at Plantages.
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"Last night
at the Plantages Theater,
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"headliner Marko the Magnificent
wowed the opening-niters
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"with his usual virtuoso display
of juggling and magic.
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"The standing ovation
was a tribute
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"to his show biz savvy
and seasoned talent."
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Well, Michael,
that's a pretty good review.
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My uncle
is the best magician
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and the best juggler
in the whole world.
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I didn't understand
one word.
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Oh, this is Variety.
It's a newspaper about show business.
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It's their bible.
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Then why isn't there
a cross on it?
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Oh, well, it's not
that kind of a bible.
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Okay, kids. Everybody to bed.
Come on.
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[scatting]
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[Jacqueline] The next day,
two things happened.
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The children's prayers
were answered
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He's coming.
My uncle's coming!
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He's coming
to visit me!
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...and the pipes
to the boiler burst.
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These two unrelated events
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conspired to catapult
Sister Bertrille
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into her brief, but meteoric
career in show business.
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It's very simple,
Reverend Mother.
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We sell tickets at $1 each,
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and the proceeds go to pay
for the new boiler.
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And you think
people will come?
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Oh, of course they will.
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Normally, they'd have to
pay a lot more than $1
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to see a performer
like Marko the Magnificent.
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Yes, he is
an extraordinary artist.
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You've seen him before?
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Yes, before I entered
the convent.
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Oh, I didn't know he'd been
performing that long.
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Yes. He and I began our careers
at about the same time.
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Shortly after the Civil War.
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I'm sorry, Sister,
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but Marko
has just completed
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a strenuous tour
and is exhausted.
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I came here to rest
and to see Michael.
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Well, it doesn't
have to be a big show,
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just a few simple tricks.
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Marko does not
do simple tricks.
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Thank you.
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What is that?
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Oh.
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Well, you see,
some of the kids made posters
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and put them up all over town.
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[stuttering]
I'm sorry, Mr. Marko.
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Do you realize
I could report you
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to the actors' union
for that?
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Actors' union?
Hmm.
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How would you like
the Convent San Tanco
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to be put on the list
of sub-standard producers?
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[mumbling]
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Uncle Tony! Uncle Tony!
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Michael.
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[laughing]
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My boy.
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How have you been?
I missed you, Uncle.
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Do you know why
flies walk on the ceiling?
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To take the weight
off their legs.
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[exclaiming]
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Do you file your nails?
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No. I just throw them away.
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[chuckling]
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When Michael
was very little,
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his father, my brother,
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would bring him
to see Marko perform.
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I think he liked
the comedians best.
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That's not true.
You were always the best.
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See?
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My nephew is a gentleman
of excellent taste.
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What is that?
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We're building a stage
for your show.
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We decided to have it outside
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so we wouldn't have
to turn people away.
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Well, uh, Michael, I think
your uncle has decided
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that he won't be able
to do the show.
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But you've got to, Uncle.
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We've sold tickets
and everything.
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Sorry, my boy.
It is out of the question.
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But why?
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Well, for one thing, I don't
have my equipment with me.
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Michael, you understand,
I have a reputation to protect.
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MICHAEL:-_
But you could knock 'em dead
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with just some juggling
and card tricks.
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Please, Uncle. Please.
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I'll think about it.
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I don't promise
anything.
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Just I'll think about it.
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I'll show you your room.
It's right this way.
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Pretty good billing,
huh, Uncle? Mmm.
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Are there no other artists
on the bill?
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No, Mr. Marko,
just you.
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That settles it.
Marko cannot possibly perform.
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Why not?
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Marko always goes
on next to closing.
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How can Marko go
on next to closing
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if there are no
supporting acts?
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Don't be mad
at him, Sister.
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All great performers
are temperamental.
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Oh, I'm not mad
at him, Mike.
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I'm just trying
to figure out
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how I can pick up
two supporting acts cheap.
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Like for nothing.
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The point is, if we don't get
some talent together soon,
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we may never be able
to take a proper bath.
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Well, I still don't see
why Mr. Marko
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is so reluctant to perform.
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Neither do I.
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Yeah, most performers
are big turkeys.
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[Jacqueline] Ham, Sister.
They appear in turkeys.
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They do?
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He refuses to go on cold.
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Hey, uh, don't forget
to wash behind your neck.
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He insists that there be
at least two acts before him.
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Well, I suppose
the children's choir could sing,
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but that still leaves us
one act short.
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I've been thinking.
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You know,
we weren't born nuns. Hmm?
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I bet this place is seething
with undiscovered talent.
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I used to do
the Highland fling.
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Oh, well,
that's nice, Sister,
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but I don't think that
would exactly pack them in.
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You haven't
seen me do it.
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"The boy stood on the burning
deck whence all but him had fled
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"The flame that the battle's
wreck shone round o'er the dead"
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Oh, yes. That, that--that was,
uh, lovely, Sister.
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[harmonica playing]
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I'm so out of practice,
you probably
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don't even recognize
the tune even.
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You're a little rusty.
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No. Camptown Races.
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No luck, huh?
I tell you, Mike,
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Ted Mack would starve
to death in this place.
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You mean except for
Sister Jacqueline.
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Our Sister Jacqueline?
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Sure, she really swings.
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Sister Teresa
got sick one day,
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and Sister Jacqueline
took choir practice.
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She can really
belt out a song.
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Are you sure?
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Sister, I may not be
too good at arithmetic,
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but I know talent
when I see it.
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Uh, why didn't you tell me
you had such a great voice?
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Well, because I don't.
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Well, I can carry a tune
and I'm loud,
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but that's
as far as it goes.
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Well, that's far enough.
Consider yourself booked.
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You and Sister Jacqueline
can form a quartet.
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I think you mean
duo, Sister. No, quartet.
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Sister Ana and Reverend Mother
sing like birds.
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Well, you think the Reverend
Mother would perform for us?
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Well, let me
put it this way. No.
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Well, I guess that
leaves us with a trio.
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Oh, I couldn't sing
in front of anyone.
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I just couldn't.
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Why not?
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If people watch,
I shake all over when I sing.
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Well, don't let that
worry you, Sister Ana.
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It never hurt Elvis Presley.
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A children's choir
and a trio of nuns?
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But the people will be coming
to see you, Mr. Marko.
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Yes, the others will just be
the icing on the bun.
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Frosting on the cake,
Sister.
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Mr. Marko,
you promised you'd perform
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if we just got
two other acts.
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Uncle, you're not going
to back out on us now, are you?
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Here you see three
metal rings, unattached.
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Watch carefully
as Marko the Magnificent,
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right before your eyes,
joins the three rings.
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One, two, three,
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and presto!
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[rings clanging]
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What did you wish
to see me about, Sisters?
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We wanted to audition
for you, Reverend Mother.
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Audition?
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We formed a trio.
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A trio?
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Of what?
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[thumping]
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Singers.
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It was the only way we could
get another act on the bill.
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[thudding]
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What was that?
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It must have been
one of the kids jumping.
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Naturally, we wanted to,
uh, get your permission.
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I see.
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Well, do you have a--
a name for your trio?
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Well, I wanted to call us
the Three Penguins,
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but Sister Jacqueline said
you wouldn't go for it.
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Sister Jacqueline
was absolutely correct.
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But, uh, I would like
to hear you sing.
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Good.
Ready, girls?
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[chattering]
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Excuse me,
but what is that noise?
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Sister Ana's teeth.
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Your teeth?
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Sister Ana's rather nervous,
but she sings beautifully.
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Okay, girls.
Give it all you've got.
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Well, I don't mind
a little criticism,
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but I haven't
even started yet.
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Well, now you know.
Know what?
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Marko drops things.
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But you're a juggler.
No more.
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Sister, I haven't performed
in over two years.
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Why not?
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Arthritis?
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Just enough to keep me
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from even pulling
a rabbit out of a hat.
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What have you been doing,
Mr. Marko?
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I had a job as a head waiter.
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00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,768
I was hoping
I could save enough money
252
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:23,077
to be able to make
a home for Michael.
253
00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:26,173
I had such plans.
254
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:29,483
I was going to open a magic shop
here in San Juan.
255
00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:31,441
Oh, wow, I'm sure
you'd do very well.
256
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,999
Your name still means
a lot around here.
257
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:38,697
Sister, I even had trouble
scraping together
258
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,318
enough money
for my fare here.
259
00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:44,582
Stupid, huh?
260
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:46,973
No, just human.
261
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:50,497
I think you better
cancel your show.
262
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,462
Well, that might be
a little tough.
263
00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:56,070
Are you sure you couldn't do
just one little trick?
264
00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:57,683
With these?
265
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,901
Sister, I'm no magician.
266
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,731
I thought and thought
about it all night long.
267
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,255
You come up with anything?
Just a headache.
268
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:11,209
Well, it's too late now
to send out any announcements.
269
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:12,688
I suppose
we'll just have to
270
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:14,438
turn the people away
when they get here.
271
00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:15,739
Whoo!
272
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,385
It's quite a breeze
blowing up.
273
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:18,958
That's it!
What is?
274
00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:20,525
The breeze.
The breeze is what?
275
00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:22,312
The only way left
to get us some hot water.
276
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:25,708
Mr. Marko?
277
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:29,541
Mr. Marko?
278
00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:31,451
What's this?
279
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,851
It's addressed to you.
280
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:40,807
He's gone.
281
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:43,773
"You can explain to Michael
much better than I.
282
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,123
"I will..."
Where are you going?
283
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:47,603
It's too early for him
to have caught a cab.
284
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,992
I may still
be able to catch him.
285
00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:24,676
Mr. Marko.
286
00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:28,895
Mr. Marko. I'm up here.
287
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:40,167
Now, don't be afraid.
Let me help you up.
288
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:42,477
Just give me your hand.
289
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:45,703
Don't be afraid, okay?
Now, you're all right.
290
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,175
[chattering]
291
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:57,835
BERTRILLE AND CHILDREN
[singing] ♪ Let's go marching ♪
292
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,017
♪ Miles today ♪
293
00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:00,892
♪ Giving smiles away ♪
294
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,813
♪ Come to my parade ♪
295
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:08,846
♪ Everyone feels
Swell and great ♪
296
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,678
♪ When they celebrate ♪
297
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:13,415
♪ Come to my parade ♪
298
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:18,857
♪ Follow me and I guarantee ♪
299
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:22,688
♪ You will have it made ♪
300
00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:24,647
♪ Bring your drum along ♪
301
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:26,696
♪ Sing or hum along ♪
302
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,051
♪ Come along ♪
303
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:32,091
♪ To my parade ♪
304
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:38,226
My, what a simply
wonderful turnout.
305
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:40,355
You know, I--I think
there must be
306
00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:43,887
twice as many people
as we expected.
307
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,113
Please, Reverend Mother.
Sister Ana's rather nervous.
308
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:48,373
Oh.
309
00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:50,325
Are her teeth
chattering again?
310
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:51,984
No.
311
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,768
I have a terrible feeling
they're locked together.
312
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,035
♪ Sing or hum along ♪
313
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,600
♪ Come along ♪
314
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:07,297
♪ To my parade ♪
315
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:12,662
[whooping]
316
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:18,178
Sister, are you sure
this is going to work?
317
00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:19,788
Oh, don't worry
about a thing, Mr. Marko.
318
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:21,798
You'll be a smash.
319
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:24,060
All right, girls.
Are you ready? We're on.
320
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,023
Come on, Sister Ana.
321
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,112
Sister Ana,
are you all right?
322
00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:30,851
Sister Ana.
Someone get some water.
323
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:32,332
The kid's no trouper.
324
00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:34,072
Just get some water, Mike.
325
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:35,243
Sister Ana, Sister Ana.
326
00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:36,418
[gasps]
327
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:38,253
The audience
is waiting for you.
328
00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:39,901
We rehearsed as a trio.
329
00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:42,295
Well, Reverend Mother, I guess
this is your big chance.
330
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:43,689
Me?
331
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,081
Oh, Reverend Mother,
you're our only hope.
332
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:47,084
You must do it.
You must know the song.
333
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,556
We've rehearsed so many times.
Don't you know the words?
334
00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:50,827
No.
335
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:53,439
But I will wing it.
336
00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:10,366
[piano playing]
337
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:16,460
♪ Gonna build a mountain ♪
338
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:21,383
♪ From a little hill ♪
339
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:29,122
♪ Gonna build a mountain ♪
340
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:33,388
♪ Least I hope I will ♪
341
00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:36,133
Would you please pick up
the tempo just a little?
342
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:41,045
♪ Gonna build a mountain ♪
343
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:46,493
♪ Gonna build it high ♪
344
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:49,973
♪ I don't know
how I'm gonna do it ♪
345
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:53,445
♪ Only know I'm gonna try ♪
346
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:58,325
♪ Gonna build a daydream ♪
347
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:02,641
[chorus] ♪ Gonna build a daydream ♪
348
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:04,990
♪ From a little hope ♪
349
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,290
♪ From a little hope ♪
350
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:09,557
♪ Gonna push that daydream ♪
351
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:14,210
♪ Gonna push that daydream ♪
352
00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:16,737
♪ Up the mountain slope ♪
353
00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:18,871
♪ Up the mountain slope ♪
354
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:24,013
[all] ♪ Gonna build a daydream ♪
355
00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:28,879
♪ Gonna see it through ♪
356
00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:32,753
♪ Gonna build a mountain
and a daydream ♪
357
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:36,497
♪ Gonna make 'em both
come true ♪
358
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:42,813
♪ If I build my mountain ♪
359
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:48,160
♪ With a lot of care ♪
360
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:53,034
♪ And take my daydream
up the mountain ♪
361
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:55,558
♪ Heaven will be ♪
362
00:20:55,732 --> 00:21:00,562
♪ Waiting there ♪
363
00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:20,373
Ladies and gentlemen, the moment
you've been waiting for.
364
00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:22,060
Marko the Magnificent!
365
00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:24,067
[audience applauding]
366
00:21:34,858 --> 00:21:37,078
Thank you,
ladies and gentlemen.
367
00:21:37,252 --> 00:21:39,652
Your tribute
is much appreciated.
368
00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:43,430
Because today is a very
special day for Marko.
369
00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:46,606
Today, Marko gives
his farewell performance.
370
00:21:48,132 --> 00:21:50,092
In honor of this occasion,
371
00:21:50,265 --> 00:21:52,825
Marko will perform
a feat of legerdemain
372
00:21:53,007 --> 00:21:55,747
never before attempted
by any other magician.
373
00:21:55,923 --> 00:21:59,413
I would like to dedicate this,
my final illusion,
374
00:21:59,579 --> 00:22:03,799
to my nephew and best friend,
Michael Antonio.
375
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:12,028
In order to
accomplish this feat,
376
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,510
Marko will require
an assistant.
377
00:22:14,681 --> 00:22:17,601
Uh, could I have a volunteer
from the audience, please?
378
00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:21,914
Sister Bertrille,
379
00:22:22,079 --> 00:22:24,299
will you come on
to the stage, please?
380
00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:31,051
Thank you, Sister.
Will you stand right here?
381
00:22:31,219 --> 00:22:35,049
Marko will elevate
Sister Bertrille
382
00:22:35,223 --> 00:22:39,583
from the floor
up into the sky!
383
00:22:39,749 --> 00:22:41,359
[audience murmuring]
384
00:22:44,754 --> 00:22:47,024
Are you ready,
Sister Bertrille?
385
00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:49,411
[drum roll]
386
00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:53,676
One,
387
00:22:55,243 --> 00:22:56,463
two,
388
00:22:58,638 --> 00:22:59,808
three.
389
00:23:06,776 --> 00:23:08,336
[audience exclaiming]
390
00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:23,711
That was a deception.
391
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,670
Reverend Mother, all
magic tricks are deception.
392
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:27,800
[sighing]
393
00:23:30,234 --> 00:23:31,764
[audience applauding]
394
00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:53,304
After she found out
about Mr. Marko's hands,
395
00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:55,995
she felt she had to do it.
396
00:23:56,173 --> 00:23:57,833
Oh, that poor man.
397
00:23:58,001 --> 00:24:00,261
Then you don't mind
Sister Bertrille helping him?
398
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,879
Well,
399
00:24:03,964 --> 00:24:05,574
that's show business.
400
00:24:15,889 --> 00:24:19,019
Well, we got a marvelous review
in Variety,Reverend Mother.
401
00:24:19,196 --> 00:24:22,366
They must have sent a stringer
over because of Mr. Marko.
402
00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:24,988
Listen. Oh, uh, Variety
is the show business paper.
403
00:24:25,159 --> 00:24:26,899
Yes, I have heard of it.
404
00:24:27,074 --> 00:24:29,164
Yes, okay.
Uh, uh, here it is.
405
00:24:29,337 --> 00:24:31,337
"The show was rounded out
by a trio of nuns
406
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:33,213
"who excelled
in the thrush department.
407
00:24:33,384 --> 00:24:34,864
"The trio was led
408
00:24:35,038 --> 00:24:36,998
"by the Mother Superior
of Convent San Tanco
409
00:24:37,171 --> 00:24:40,911
"with a swinging style matched
by a boff set of vocal pipes."
410
00:24:41,088 --> 00:24:42,698
Pretty good, huh?
411
00:24:42,872 --> 00:24:45,612
Yes, it's, uh,
very gratifying.
412
00:24:45,788 --> 00:24:47,008
Thank you,
Sister Bertrille.
413
00:24:47,181 --> 00:24:49,311
You bet. Uh, yes.
414
00:24:59,846 --> 00:25:01,626
Reverend Mother, I...
415
00:25:04,764 --> 00:25:09,514
Just checking to make sure they
spelled our names correctly.
416
00:25:09,564 --> 00:25:14,114
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