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♪♪
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[Jacqueline] There was great joy
at Convent San Tanco
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that lovely spring day
in April.
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Sister Jacqueline,
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Sister Sixto,
Sister Bertrille!
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Come here, Sisters, quickly.
I have something to show you.
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The reason for our happiness
was a check for 5000 dollars
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donated to Convent San Tanco
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by a certain
señor Juan Hernando.
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The figures swam
before my eyes.
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So many lovely zeros.
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As our spirits soared over
this unexpected windfall,
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Sister Bertrille
just soared.
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Come down, Sister.
Come down!
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Reverend Mother
wants to talk to us.
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About the big banana.
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Bonanza, Sister.
Bonanza.
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Oh, we're going to
watch television?
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She's going
to open up the jar
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of homemade
brandied peaches
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she's been saving
to celebrate.
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Sister Bertrille
may be aerodynamically sound,
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but like any airliner,
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she is occasionally
at the mercy
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of that old devil, wind.
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[crashing]
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Get a ladder, Sister.
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Wait there.
Don't go away.
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[fabric ripping]
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Sister Sixto, hurry.
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Going my way?
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♪♪
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[all laughing]
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Oh, I just love
brandied peaches.
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I thought only cattle
is brandied?
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A toast
to señor Hernando.
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[all] Here!
Here!
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I think we've all
had one peach too many.
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You still haven't told us
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who señor Hernando is.
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I still don't know
who he is.
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Our Convent records show
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that a boy by that name
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was raised here
in the orphanage.
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That was before my time.
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When he was 17,
he left the Convent
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to seek his fortune.
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[Sixto] He sure did.
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5000 dollars
is not grass, you know?
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Hay, Sister.
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That's what I say.
Hey, Sister,
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what are we gonna do
with that money?
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How about a new stove?
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Buy new cushions for
the prayer benches. Soft ones.
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Oh, yes. That means there'll be
a lot more praying done.
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Build a new playground.
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Oh, and buy
a new station wagon.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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A television set. Color.
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Don't forget
the remote control.
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Sisters.
Sisters, I promise
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that I will take all of your
suggestions under advisement.
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In the meantime, I think
it would be a good idea
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if you, Sister Jacqueline,
or Sister Bertrille,
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drive into town
and deposit the check.
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Why don't we both go?
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Sister Jacqueline could drive,
and I could ride shotgun.
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You think the old heap
will start?
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We haven't got much time
before the bank closes.
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I hope so. I'd be worried
carrying this till Monday.
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Where did you put it?
My pocket.
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Do you think
that's a safe place for it?
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Did you ever hear
of anyone losing a pocket?
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On the other hand,
there's always a first time.
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[wind blowing]
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[all exclaiming]
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[all chattering]
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I've heard of a check bouncing,
but this is ridiculous.
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Sister Bertrille,
prepare for takeoff.
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Roger and out.
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That a boy.
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Come on, give it here now.
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Well, you can't even cash it.
It isn't endorsed.
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Come back here,
you embezzler!
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Drop that check.
You understand?
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Drop that check
this very instant.
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Oh, no.
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Now he listens to me.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
Excuse me. I got it.
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Oh, I got it.
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It's only scorched
a little bit down here
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where the signature is...
Was.
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Now what are we gonna do?
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How about crying?
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Oh...
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Oh, excuse us.
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Enjoy your dinner.
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Goodbye.
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[Jacqueline] And there was no address
or phone number on his note?
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Unfortunately, no.
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We could call the bank.
They're sure to know
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who Juan Hernando is.
[Reverend Mother] Yes, we can.
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When it opens on Monday.
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Oh. For all we know,
Juan Hernando
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might leave this island
over the weekend.
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A man as rich as he is
could go away
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and not come back
for months.
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Sisters, you're all missing
the important point.
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I don't think you should let
a whole weekend go by
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without thanking
señor Hernando
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for his generosity,
it's not polite.
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[Reverend Mother] A very excellent suggestion,
Sister Bertrille.
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But how do you propose
we implement it?
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Reverend Mother, may I
borrow your telephone book?
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Here's his name.
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And here. And here. And here.
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It seems Juan Hernando
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is the John Smith
of Puerto Rico.
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Well, there's only
one thing to do.
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With a little bit of luck,
and a lot of patience,
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we just might find him.
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[phone dialing]
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Hello?
This is Sister Bertrille
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of the Convent San Tanco.
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I-I'm looking for
Juan Hernando.
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Oh.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, thank you very much,
Mrs. Hernando.
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She's looking for him, too.
Has been for ten years.
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May I suggest a more
scientific approach,
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such as starting at the top
and working your way down?
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Oh, good idea.
Why didn't I think of it?
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Keep your fingers crossed,
girls.
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Uh. Hello?
This is Sister Bertrille
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of the Convent San Tanco.
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May I please speak
with señor Juan Hernando?
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Oh.
When will he be out?
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Five years?
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Cheer up. Maybe he'll get
time off for good behavior.
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[ringing]
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Hello.
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Yes, yes,
this is Juan Hernando.
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Uh, this is Sister Bertrille
of the Convent San Tanco.
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Yes, Sister.
What can I do for you?
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Well, first
I wanna make sure
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you're
the real señor Hernando.
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Yes.
I am the real señor Hernando.
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The orphan?
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Yes, you could say that.
Mmm-hmm.
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And, and you were
raised by the Sisters?
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Yes, you could say that also.
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He's an orphan.
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He's the real Juan Hernando.
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I found him.
I found him.
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Yes. Yes, Sister,
I am still here,
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but I am very, very busy.
Perhaps you could...
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What are you doing?
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I am taking this typewriter.
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You can't do that.
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Do you have the money
you still owe on it?
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No, but...
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Then I'm taking
this typewriter.
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Yes, Sister, yes, I am,
I am still on the line.
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Perhaps you could tell me
what is on your mind quickly.
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I'm calling
about the donation.
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Sit.
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Yes, Sister, you were saying
something about a-a donation?
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Yes.
The 5000 dollar check.
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Tell him we'll
bring it right over.
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Yes, if it's all right,
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we'd like to bring it
right over?
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Sister, let me
try to understand
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what it is you are saying.
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You are saying,
if it is all right with me,
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you are going to bring
the check for 5000 dollars?
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Yes.
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Of course it is
all right with me.
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A miracle, a miracle.
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Señor Hernando, I'd like to
explain what happened.
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Never mind. Tell me when you
get here, the sooner the better.
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Do you know
where San Rafael is?
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I'll find it.
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It is just outside of San Juan.
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A little town of 3500 souls
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and 260 donkeys.
How far away are you?
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Oh, about ten miles
as the crow flies.
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I'm talking
about decent crow.
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Now, listen to me
very carefully, Sister.
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I have a very important meeting
at my campaign headquarters
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at the corner of Alvarez
and Montenegro Streets.
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You will meet me there
and bring the check, yes?
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Well, yes.
But how will I recognize you?
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Sister, there is no need
for you to recognize me.
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I will recognize you.
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Goodbye, Sister, and hurry.
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Bye.
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Do you know
what that means,
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señor Tomas?
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That the Sisters
of the Convent of San Tanco
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are supporting me
in my campaign.
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Well, what'd he say?
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Well, he's giving us
a new check for 5000 dollars.
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After what you have heard,
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you are still taking
back the typewriter?
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Only to go out to
the truck
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to get you
another one, Your Honor.
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For the next
Governor of Puerto Rico,
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only a brand-new
electric typewriter will do.
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And, my friends,
I promise you
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that if I am elected Mayor,
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I promise you that I
will keep my promises.
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I will build
a new super highway.
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A bridge
connecting the islands.
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And a football stadium.
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How will you get the money?
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By lowering the taxes,
that is how.
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Who will pay for all
these improvements?
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What is the question?
Oh, yes.
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That is
a very good question. Yes.
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And I will answer it
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in my first
State of the Union message
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after I'm elected.
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The Sisters.
Tell them about the Sisters.
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Yes, yes,
I was just coming to that.
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And now, my dear friends,
you will be happy to learn
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that I am not only
the candidate of labor,
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and of management,
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of the working class,
and of the propertied class,
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but also of that most sacred
of all institutions,
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the church itself.
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Yes, the church
as represented
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by the Sisters
of the Convent of San Tanco.
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Oh, I see
you do not believe me.
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Well, what if I were to
tell you that at this moment,
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the Sisters are bringing to me
a check of 5000 dollars
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in support of my campaign?
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[all murmuring]
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You would think that
I, honest Juan Hernando,
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am stretching the truth.
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[chuckles]
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Well, then, look,
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for the truth
comes marching on.
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Excuse me.
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Sisters,
I am Juan Hernando
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and I am delighted.
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Oh, well,
we're glad to see you, too.
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Come. Come. You must share
the place of honor with me.
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Yes, my friends, look,
as I have promised,
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these Sisters...
Watch your step, Sisters.
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Watch the step.
It is a very high step.
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I hope you have thought
of a few well-chosen words
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to say to my constituents.
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About what?
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About me.
Say something nice.
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Of course. Yes.
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Ahem.
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It's a great honor
to be able to tell you
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what a kind and generous person
señor Hernando is.
259
00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:48,010
And furthermore...
Thank you, Sister.
260
00:13:48,010 --> 00:13:50,160
There, you have heard it
from the horse's mouth.
261
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,070
Forgive me, Sister.
262
00:13:52,070 --> 00:13:54,130
I hope you
will vote accordingly.
263
00:13:54,130 --> 00:13:56,100
You have brought
the check, Sister?
264
00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:58,030
Well,
may-maybe you'd rather wait
265
00:13:58,030 --> 00:14:00,150
until you're finished
with your little meeting.
266
00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:01,210
On the contrary!
267
00:14:01,210 --> 00:14:03,110
I want all my constituents
268
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,100
to witness
our little transaction.
269
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:06,140
Uh...
270
00:14:06,140 --> 00:14:09,010
I'd like to explain
what happened to it.
271
00:14:09,010 --> 00:14:10,120
What could happen to it
272
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:13,050
safe and snug
in your little purse?
273
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,100
Intermission time.
274
00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:26,080
And to while away
your waiting hours,
275
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:29,010
San Rafael's most
distinguished artist
276
00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:30,100
will play for you.
277
00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:32,060
Play, Jose.
278
00:14:35,190 --> 00:14:37,130
Play, Jose.
279
00:14:42,170 --> 00:14:46,150
Sisters, I'd like to
have your ears for a moment.
280
00:14:52,090 --> 00:14:55,050
Sisters, what kind
of a joke is this?
281
00:14:55,050 --> 00:14:57,130
Oh, it was no joke.
Especially trying to find you.
282
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,210
What has happened
to this check?
283
00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:01,140
Well, let me try
to explain to you.
284
00:15:01,140 --> 00:15:03,040
You see,
it fell in the fire
285
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,010
and the signature
burned off.
286
00:15:05,010 --> 00:15:06,230
And, of course,
a check isn't any good
287
00:15:06,230 --> 00:15:08,140
without a signature,
is it, señor?
288
00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:10,230
No, Sister, it is not.
[sniggers]
289
00:15:10,230 --> 00:15:14,160
[Jacqueline] So, if you don't mind,
you can give us a new check.
290
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:18,040
You want me to give you...
291
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:20,000
In other words, Sisters,
292
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,060
if my mind
is still functioning,
293
00:15:22,060 --> 00:15:26,040
I am going to give you
a check for 5000 dollars?
294
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,230
Thank you very much,
señor Hernando.
295
00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,120
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
296
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:31,080
You'll be remembered
in our prayers.
297
00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:33,160
And I won't forget you.
Never.
298
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:36,020
If you give us a new check
we'll be running along.
299
00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:38,160
I cannot give you
a new check.
300
00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:39,190
Pardon?
301
00:15:39,190 --> 00:15:41,110
Come, let me explain
to you.
302
00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:43,230
You see, it is not
that I do not want to,
303
00:15:43,230 --> 00:15:45,110
or that you
do not deserve it,
304
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:47,230
I would not want you
to lose confidence in me.
305
00:15:47,230 --> 00:15:52,080
That would be disastrous,
especially right now.
306
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,160
Just exactly
what do you mean?
307
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:57,000
What do I mean?
Well, what do I mean?
308
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,100
Yes, what I mean is
309
00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:00,090
I cannot give you
a new check
310
00:16:00,090 --> 00:16:02,040
until the old check
is canceled.
311
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:04,100
Well, that's practically
canceled right now.
312
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:06,190
Yes, we could just tear it up.
Right up.
313
00:16:06,190 --> 00:16:09,070
No, no, no. I'm afraid
that would make shambles
314
00:16:09,070 --> 00:16:10,150
of my bookkeeping system,
315
00:16:10,150 --> 00:16:13,080
but we will
work something out.
316
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,110
What I will do
is transfer funds
317
00:16:15,110 --> 00:16:18,110
from my campaign account
to my joint account,
318
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:20,030
which will take
a little time.
319
00:16:20,030 --> 00:16:21,050
How much time?
320
00:16:21,050 --> 00:16:23,070
A few days.
321
00:16:23,070 --> 00:16:25,020
Until I'm elected Mayor.
322
00:16:25,020 --> 00:16:27,200
At which time,
Sisters, believe me,
323
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:31,000
I will be writing checks
all over the place.
324
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,120
Thank you very much.
325
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:35,120
You are very welcome.
And here is your old check.
326
00:16:36,170 --> 00:16:38,010
What'll we do with it?
327
00:16:39,090 --> 00:16:41,060
Let me not keep you
from your duties.
328
00:16:41,060 --> 00:16:43,050
Thank you so much.
Thank you for coming.
329
00:16:43,050 --> 00:16:45,120
And do not worry,
you will hear from me,
330
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,030
I promise.
331
00:16:47,030 --> 00:16:48,110
Goodbye.
332
00:16:59,110 --> 00:17:03,120
Sisters, there is nothing
to be concerned about.
333
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:06,010
I am certain
that señor Hernando
334
00:17:06,010 --> 00:17:07,110
will keep his word.
335
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:09,200
In fact,
he just telephoned me
336
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,110
a few moments ago,
337
00:17:11,110 --> 00:17:13,020
just before you returned.
338
00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:14,120
He did?
Yes.
339
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,020
He said that he is
on his way
340
00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:17,220
over here right now.
341
00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:19,100
He is?
342
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:21,230
That's the fastest
transfer of funds in history.
343
00:17:21,230 --> 00:17:23,200
Especially
with banks closed.
344
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:26,130
He couldn't have been
elected Mayor already?
345
00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:28,030
Well, it's
a very small town.
346
00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:30,150
3500 souls,
260 donkeys.
347
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:33,160
Well, in any case,
he will be here momentarily.
348
00:17:38,210 --> 00:17:40,100
While we were preparing
349
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,050
for the arrival
of señor Hernando,
350
00:17:42,050 --> 00:17:43,170
we were too busy to notice
351
00:17:43,170 --> 00:17:45,080
the arrival
of señor Hernando.
352
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:47,100
Although even
if we had noticed him,
353
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,040
we wouldn't have noticed him.
354
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,000
Does that sound confusing?
355
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,090
It was.
356
00:17:52,090 --> 00:17:54,070
Oh, yes, señor Hernando,
357
00:17:54,070 --> 00:17:56,230
we plan to do all sorts
of wonderful things
358
00:17:56,230 --> 00:17:59,090
for the Convent
with your generous donation.
359
00:17:59,090 --> 00:18:01,120
That is why I dropped by,
Reverend Mother,
360
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,110
to see that all was well.
361
00:18:03,110 --> 00:18:06,050
Well, uh,
now that you are here,
362
00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:08,160
I am sure that
everything will be well.
363
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,230
What happened to it?
364
00:18:11,230 --> 00:18:14,150
I thought that
Sister Bertrille explained.
365
00:18:14,150 --> 00:18:17,020
Sister Bertrille?
Who is...?
366
00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:18,020
[phone ringing]
367
00:18:18,020 --> 00:18:19,160
Excuse me.
368
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,010
Hello?
369
00:18:22,010 --> 00:18:23,100
Oh, yes, Your Excellency.
370
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:25,070
Reverend Mother,
have you seen
371
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:26,210
the San Rafael Herald?
372
00:18:26,210 --> 00:18:28,100
Not recently, no.
373
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:29,160
Is there something in it
374
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:31,070
that would be
of interest to me?
375
00:18:31,070 --> 00:18:33,060
Reverend Mother,
my capacity
376
00:18:33,060 --> 00:18:35,050
is strictly advisory.
377
00:18:35,050 --> 00:18:37,230
However,
do you think it's wise
378
00:18:37,230 --> 00:18:40,130
to involve the Convent
in local politics?
379
00:18:40,130 --> 00:18:43,010
Your Excellency,
I-I am not certain
380
00:18:43,010 --> 00:18:45,130
that I know exactly
what you are talking about.
381
00:18:45,130 --> 00:18:47,210
Well, then,
let me read this to you.
382
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:51,230
"San Tanco Sisters support
Honest Juan Hernando."
383
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:53,090
What?
384
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:57,200
Honest Juan Hernando
has a reputation
385
00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:00,110
for being
a little less than honest.
386
00:19:00,110 --> 00:19:03,040
Why, that is dreadful.
387
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,180
He is simply an opportunist.
388
00:19:05,180 --> 00:19:08,120
And he'll do almost
anything to get elected.
389
00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:10,180
I only wish you
could see him in action.
390
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:15,180
Your Excellency,
I am seeing him in action.
391
00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:17,190
And while I don't know
how you,
392
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,200
uh, got involved
with this man,
393
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,040
but my advice is...
394
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:24,000
Your Excellency, I know exactly
how we got involved.
395
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:28,020
And I will take care
of this matter immediately.
396
00:19:28,020 --> 00:19:29,170
And thank you,
Your Excellency,
397
00:19:29,170 --> 00:19:32,090
for calling us.
Good day.
398
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:35,140
Señor Hernando,
399
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:38,110
we do not want
your check.
400
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,230
You don't?
401
00:19:39,230 --> 00:19:43,110
No. Now I know why
you gave us a donation
402
00:19:43,110 --> 00:19:46,040
of 5000 dollars.
You do?
403
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:48,180
Señor Hernando, you should be
ashamed of yourself
404
00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:51,020
for what you have done.
What did I do?
405
00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:52,090
That telephone call was
406
00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:54,060
from His Excellency,
the Bishop.
407
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,180
Yes, yes.
408
00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:58,120
It was about you,
Señor Hernando.
409
00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:00,080
He explained everything.
410
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,200
Reverend Mother,
I have committed
411
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,140
a sin or two
in my lifetime, but...
412
00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:05,060
Señor Hernando,
there is one sin
413
00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:07,040
which exceeds
all others in perfidy.
414
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,100
And that is the sin
415
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:10,070
of attempting
to bribe the church.
416
00:20:10,070 --> 00:20:11,190
Señor Hernando, you are
417
00:20:11,190 --> 00:20:14,180
a self-serving,
heartless, evil man.
418
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:18,060
Reverend Mother!
Good day, señor Hernando.
419
00:20:24,060 --> 00:20:26,160
Well, the meat's cooking,
the table's set.
420
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,200
And who was that man?
421
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,190
Why that was
your good, kind,
422
00:20:29,190 --> 00:20:31,100
generous señor Hernando.
423
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:33,090
Oh, no. It wasn't
our good, kind,
424
00:20:33,090 --> 00:20:34,160
generous señor Hernando.
425
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,010
It is not?
No.
426
00:20:36,010 --> 00:20:38,030
Our good, kind,
generous Señor Hernando
427
00:20:38,030 --> 00:20:39,210
is a short man
with a mustache.
428
00:20:41,210 --> 00:20:42,170
So, who was that?
429
00:20:42,170 --> 00:20:45,190
That was
my good, kind,
430
00:20:45,190 --> 00:20:48,130
generous señor Hernando.
431
00:20:48,130 --> 00:20:50,200
The real one, I presume.
432
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:54,020
And I just gave him
his 5000 dollars
433
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,220
and a piece of my mind.
434
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:56,230
[engine starts]
435
00:20:56,230 --> 00:20:59,210
Quickly, Sisters.
Before he leaves.
436
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,150
No apologies,
Sisters, please.
437
00:21:05,150 --> 00:21:08,010
I understand perfectly.
438
00:21:13,090 --> 00:21:15,130
Señor Hernando,
the Sisters
439
00:21:15,130 --> 00:21:17,190
have explained
the misunderstanding?
440
00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:19,190
Oh, we would not
have wanted you to leave
441
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:21,110
under such circumstances.
442
00:21:21,110 --> 00:21:23,160
Why, with a name
as common as mine,
443
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,220
anything can happen.
444
00:21:24,220 --> 00:21:26,200
Then you bear us
no ill will?
445
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,090
Of course not,
Reverend Mother.
446
00:21:28,090 --> 00:21:29,170
Now, if you'll excuse me.
447
00:21:29,170 --> 00:21:31,050
Won't you stay for dinner?
448
00:21:31,050 --> 00:21:33,130
Yes, we have some
fantastic brandied peaches.
449
00:21:33,130 --> 00:21:34,230
90 proof.
And a lovely roast.
450
00:21:34,230 --> 00:21:36,130
Rarely done.
Done rare, Sister.
451
00:21:36,130 --> 00:21:38,040
Thank you,
but I must be going.
452
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:39,180
[sisters chattering]
453
00:21:39,180 --> 00:21:41,100
Aren't you
forgetting something?
454
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:43,050
Oh, of course. My hat.
455
00:21:43,050 --> 00:21:45,080
And your check?
No.
456
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:46,140
I beg your pardon?
457
00:21:46,140 --> 00:21:48,010
The Reverend Mother
was right.
458
00:21:48,010 --> 00:21:50,020
The Reverend Mother was wrong,
whatever she said.
459
00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:52,190
Yes, actually, you do
understand, Señor Hernando,
460
00:21:52,190 --> 00:21:55,130
that I was referring
to another scoundrel.
461
00:21:55,130 --> 00:21:57,160
Another señor Hernando.
462
00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:00,160
It does not matter.
You hit on the truth.
463
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:03,010
My life has been
anything but pure.
464
00:22:03,010 --> 00:22:07,130
I have become wealthy
in ways I am not proud of.
465
00:22:07,130 --> 00:22:09,080
My money's tainted.
466
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:12,020
Could I ask you
to accept that?
467
00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:14,210
Well, if you happen to run
across any untainted money,
468
00:22:14,210 --> 00:22:16,230
will you keep us in mind?
Sister Bertrille.
469
00:22:16,230 --> 00:22:18,160
I was thinking
of his conscience.
470
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:22,000
As a matter of fact, yes.
Yes, I have.
471
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,130
Five years ago,
472
00:22:23,130 --> 00:22:25,130
I bought a piece of land,
473
00:22:25,130 --> 00:22:28,160
and sold it a year later
for a handsome profit.
474
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:31,160
It was a clean,
no monkey-business transaction.
475
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:35,040
That profit,
I would be glad to donate.
476
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:36,140
Oh, thank you.
477
00:22:36,140 --> 00:22:38,210
Thank you very much,
señor Hernando.
478
00:22:40,090 --> 00:22:44,180
The check
is for 100 dollars.
479
00:22:46,210 --> 00:22:50,230
Thank you.
Thank you.
480
00:22:50,230 --> 00:22:53,170
Not at all.
Good day, and thank you.
481
00:22:53,170 --> 00:22:56,170
God be with you.
Goodbye. Goodbye.
482
00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:04,040
Well, Sisters,
483
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,140
there's a great deal
that can be done
484
00:23:06,140 --> 00:23:07,200
with 100 dollars.
485
00:23:09,030 --> 00:23:11,100
We could always plunge it
into the campaign
486
00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:13,130
against Juan Hernando,
the crook.
487
00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:23,070
But I thought I was
the real Juan Hernando.
488
00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:25,090
I mean,
all my life I have been
489
00:23:25,090 --> 00:23:28,030
the real Juan Hernando.
490
00:23:28,030 --> 00:23:30,200
And now, suddenly,
I am no longer
491
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,050
the real Juan Hernando
anymore.
492
00:23:33,050 --> 00:23:36,140
Certainly not the Juan
who sent us the check.
493
00:23:36,140 --> 00:23:39,100
Well, is-is that my fault?
494
00:23:40,190 --> 00:23:43,170
Why didn't you
tell us the truth?
495
00:23:43,170 --> 00:23:45,210
In front
of my constituents?
496
00:23:45,210 --> 00:23:48,010
I'm a politician,
not a martyr.
497
00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:50,100
You're going to have to
call the newspapers
498
00:23:50,100 --> 00:23:52,050
and tell them it was
a misunderstanding.
499
00:23:52,050 --> 00:23:54,140
Well, it was as much
your misunderstanding
500
00:23:54,140 --> 00:23:55,210
as it was mine.
501
00:23:55,210 --> 00:23:58,120
Why should I be
the only one to suffer?
502
00:24:02,230 --> 00:24:04,220
[inaudible]
503
00:24:09,060 --> 00:24:11,150
We've reached a compromise.
504
00:24:13,110 --> 00:24:15,150
Yes, and so, my friends,
505
00:24:15,150 --> 00:24:18,150
with the help
of the good Sisters here,
506
00:24:18,150 --> 00:24:22,130
we have developed
a marvelous platform.
507
00:24:22,130 --> 00:24:24,200
And so,
I want to promise you,
508
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:28,000
that if I am elected
Mayor of our fair city,
509
00:24:29,020 --> 00:24:31,090
that I will not
510
00:24:31,090 --> 00:24:33,130
do away
with all of the taxes.
511
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:38,150
And I promise you also
512
00:24:38,150 --> 00:24:42,140
that you could forget
about the super highway.
513
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:46,110
And you could forget
about the new bridges
514
00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:48,010
and the stadiums...
515
00:24:48,010 --> 00:24:50,090
Señor Hernando,
un momento, tell us,
516
00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:52,160
just what would you do
if you are elected?
517
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:56,040
I will go to church
every day of my life
518
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,050
and give thanks
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because if I am elected,
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I will be
the most surprised man
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in all of Puerto Rico.
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♪♪
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[end credits]
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