All language subtitles for The Flying Nun s01e01 The Flying Nun.eng

♪♪

[Jacqueline] This is San Juan, Puerto, Rico.

And this is
the Convent San Tanco,

high on a cliff in old San Juan
overlooking the Caribbean.

Whoever called Chicago
the 'Windy City'

just hadn't been to San Juan.

This is the Reverend
Mother Placido.

Now, you may be wondering

why the wind doesn't blow
in her office.

The answer is very simple.

The Reverend Mother
just wouldn't allow it!

One day a few months ago,
Sister Sixto and I

were instructed
to meet a young novice

who was arriving that day
by steamer from New York

to teach kindergarten.
[car backfires]

Did you give the thingamejog
a real bolt?

Thingamajig
a real belt, Sister.

And I did.

Funny, it started yesterday.

Well, one out of two
ain't bad. Right?

You've been studying
your dictionary

of American Slang again,
Sister?

Well, when I go teach in U.S.A.,
I really know my way around.

I got it made!

[engine burbles]

[engine clangs, shuts off]

I'm afraid not.

Hold on to your cordonnet,
Sister Sixto.

We're going to have to walk.

♪♪

[Jacqueline] We didn't reach the dock
in time

for Sister Bertrille's arrival.

She came bursting off the boat

in high spirits,
and a high wind.

Now, the reason
I keep mentioning the wind

is that it's as important
to our story

as it was
to the Wright Brothers.

You see,
one of the many things

we didn't know
about Sister Bertrille

was that she only weighed
90 pounds,

[wind whooshing]

Dripping wet.

Fortunately,
through the grace of God,

and the Australian crawl,
she managed to save herself.

Now, look, St. Thomas is only
45 minutes away.

We'll be there Friday
and be back on Sunday night.

Your father will never know.

I don't know, Carlos.

It just doesn't seem right.

Now, do I seem the sort of man

who would take advantage
of a girl?

Trust me, Consuelo.

Well, maybe I'll go
if you promise not to--

What is it now?

There's a nun
on the back of your boat.

There's a what?

Hi.

Who are you?

Oh, I'm Sister Bertrille.

I just arrived
from the United States.

You swam all the way?

♪♪

Gin!

Hello there! Hello!

I fell off the dock.

Sorry to break up
the game, girls,

but I have to get
to the convent.

See you on Sunday at Mass.
It's a deal, sister.

What, what, what, what about
Sunday? What about St. Thomas?

The Sister blitzed us.

We agreed if we lost, we'd
attend mass for three Sundays.

Oh, Pedro, will you
take the Sister ashore?

Thank you for your hospitality,
Señor Ramirez.

I'll say a prayer for you.

Oh, don't bother.
I'm not a religious man.

Well, all the more reason
I should say a prayer for you.

Thank you.

[sighs]

[all giggling]

Sister Bertrille.
Yes.

Oh, I'm Sister Jacqueline.

Well, oh, you speak English.

Well, I'm from Boston.
It goes with the territory.

This is Sister Sixto,
is from Puerto Rico.

[Bertrille] How do you do, Sister?

Mucho gusto en conocer
la Hermana Sixto

Oh, you are a little
wet behind the ears!

Well, I'm just a novice.

Sister Sixto is studying the
Dictionary of American Slang.

She means you're a little
damp around the edges.

Oh! Yeah, and
in the middle too.

Uh, where are your bags?

Over here.
Oh.

Señor Ramirez
was so nice to me.

Did you know all those girls
work in his discotheque?

He puts them in cages.
I don't doubt it.

His reputation is
not exactly flawless.

You play cards often,
Sister Bertrille?

No, I just learned
about three weeks ago.

Helped pass the time
while I was in jail.

Prison?
Yeah, I was arrested

at a free speech
protest rally.

[Jacqueline] It was at this point
I had the feeling

the Convent San Tanco
would never be the same again.

That turned out to be

the biggest understatement
of the year.

♪♪

♪♪

Oh, it's just beautiful.

The plumbing,
she's on the blank.

[Jacqueline] Blink, Sister.

So is everything else
in the Convent, I'm afraid.

But it looks so well-preserved.

Someone willed a fund
to keep up the actual building.

But unfortunately,
that doesn't cover

the cost of new classrooms
or modern plumbing.

I'll show you
where to change.

What is it,
Sister Bertrille?

Somehow, I have the feeling
of coming home.

♪♪

Thank goodness the wind
has died down.

It seems to blow in gusts.

Oh, look at the seagulls!
Aren't they pretty?

When I was little, I
often wished I were a bird.

They seem so free and graceful.
And you weren't?

I was the klutz
of the neighborhood.

Fell out of a tree house
nine times

in the fourth grade alone.
[laughs]

No wonder you wished
you were a bird.

And you almost got your wish.

Some people think our cordonnets
make us look like birds.

I suppose that's true in a way.

Ah, ah, Sister!

[gasps]
Good grief!

Oh, have-- Have faith, sister.

Don't panic, have faith!

[stammering]
I'll get you down somehow.

Oh, dear. Don't move.

I've almost got you.

Stretch out your foot.

No, not that one.

Try and get
your other foot down.

[both scream]

Are you all right?

Sister Jacqueline,

while I--
While I was up there,

I had the strangest feeling.

If I really wanted to I--

I could have flown!

Where is our new little member
of the family this morning?

I don't know.

She can't afford
to miss breakfast.

Sister Bertrille
is as thin as a rook.

Thin as a rake, Sister.

Good morning, Sister.
Sorry I'm late.

I went to the library
to try and figure out

why I became airborne
last night.

Airborne?

Yes, I had some trouble
with the wind.

The wind?

Sister Bertrille
only weighs 90 pounds

and sometimes, and,
the wind lifts her.

Lifts her, where?

Uh, up.

But it's okay.
I figured it all out.

It all has to do
with my cordonnet.

The cordonnet?

Yes, you see,
when lift plus thrust

is greater than load plus drag,
well, anything will fly.

You are very small,
Sister Bertrille.

Perhaps it might help if you
had more starch in your diet.

Or less in your cordonnet.

I'm anxious to meet
the Reverend Mother.

When will she be back?

In a few days.

What's she like?

Uh, well, of course,

the Reverend Mother is older.

Oh.

Uh, Sister Bertrille,
you must understand

that when the Reverend Mother
entered the order,

perfection was reached
by discipline.

Discipline which destroyed
all traces of self-will

or rebelliousness.

At least, that was the idea.

I suppose
what I'm trying to say is

that her ideas are rather...
Traditional.

Oh, but Sister,
times are changing so fast.

I know, and the Reverend Mother
tries very hard to understand,

but for her sometimes it's--
It's difficult.

Well, thank you
for your advice, Sister,

but you don't have to worry.

I'm sure
the Reverend Mother and I

will get along just fine.

You think so?

Of course.

We young sisters may
approach things differently,

but our aims
are still the same.

Oh, this is Sister Ana.

She will take you
to your kindergarten class.

Hi. Well, lead on, Sister Ana.

♪♪

Sister, when did you discover
you had the-- Ability?

Ability?

To...

You know.
Oh, oh, that.

Just yesterday, but it's
nothing to get excited about.

It's all a question
of aerodynamics. Sister?

Many very holy people

do not realize they are holy
because they are so humble.

What'ya mean?

Some of the--
The saints.

Saints?

Sientate.

Niños, les presento
La Hermana Bertrille.

Ha llegado
de los Estados Unidos

para ser la maestra.

Ella es una persona
muy especial.

Oh, hi, kids.

[all] Buenos dias, hermana.

Oh, buenos días, niños.

Come here.

This is a classroom?

We have no space,
Sister Bertrille.

Most of the convent
is taken up

for the hospital wards
for the old people.

Good grief. This looks like

something out
of Charles Dickens.

And why are some of those kids
wearing those awful clothes?

They are the orphans
who live here at the convent.

That is the uniform.

Oh, but the poor dears
look so hot

with all that
hair and those clothes.

Is there no equipment?

No money.

Well, something
has to be done abou.t this

Oh, thank you, Sister.

Sister Bertrille,
maybe if you prayed.

Well.

you're all
a sorry looking mess,

you know that, don't 'cha?

Hace mucho calor, Hermana.

I know it's hot.

Pero no hablamos
sobre el tiempo.

Vamos a hacer algo
sobre eso.

English translation,

let's not talk
about the weather,

let's do something about it!

♪ We've got a lot of things
To do ♪

♪ La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪

♪ La, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la ♪

♪ We've got
A lot of things to do ♪

♪ La, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la ♪

♪ Felicidad
is the happiest word ♪

♪ Happiest word
That you have ever heard. ♪

♪ Felicidad
Is what we are feeling today ♪

♪ Felicidad
Can be anywhere ♪

[Jacqueline] Fortunately, the wind didn't
blow too hard for a few days,

but Sister Bertrille managed
to create quite a stir,

even with her feet
on the ground.

♪ We've got a lot
Of things to do ♪

She introduced a new word
to the Convent San Tanco.

Credit.

♪ La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪

♪ Felicidad
Is a very good thing ♪

♪ It will bring laughter
To the summer scene ♪

♪ Felicidad
Is in everything that we see ♪

♪ Felicidad will be there
Just you wait and see ♪

♪ We've got
A lot of things to do ♪

♪ La, La, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la ♪

[Jacqueline] She managed to infect the other
sisters with her enthusiasm.

Sister Marguerita painted.

Sister Teresa baked.

Sister Sixto made hats.

And hats.

And more hats.

The children became
involved in the project

and were given a chance
to express themselves

at the same time.

♪♪

[all cheer]

♪ Felicidad
Is a very good word ♪

♪ Happiest word
That you have ever heard ♪

♪ Felicidad is what
We are feeling today ♪

♪ Felicidad can be anywhere ♪

♪ Swimming in the sea
Or flying in the air ♪

♪ Felicidad
Can even be felt far away ♪

♪ We've got a lot
Of things to do ♪

♪ La, la, la la
La la la la ♪

[Jacqueline] Unfortunately,
Sister Bertrille's plans

came to fruition the same day

our Reverend Mother
returned to San Juan.

♪ Felicidad
Is a very good thing ♪

Hi, you must be
Reverend Mother Placido.

Guess what Reverend Mother,
we've raised $62 so far!

Isn't that wonderful?
Sister Bertrille!

What?
Sister Bertrille!

In six days, you have managed

to totally disrupt
the Convent San Tanco.

First, those ridiculous
costumes you made.

Well, I know the colors
are a bit spectacular,

but I had to make do
with remnants.

It is unbecoming
for girls to wear shorts.

Girls wear dresses,
boys wear trousers.

Grey trousers,
not dotted polkas!

And then, there was
that undignified exhibition

at the town square.

Do you realize how much
attention you attracted?

But that was the point.

Reverend Mother,
something's got to be done.

Well, the classrooms
are overcrowded,

there isn't any equipment.

Do you think
I don't know that?

For 20 years I have been
fighting a losing battle

against inadequate space,
not enough books, bad plumbing

and not enough money,
for 20 years, Sister.

And you-- You spend one week
here and tell me what is needed.

Forgive me, Reverend Mother.

Sometimes, I speak first
and think afterward.

Sister Bertrille, you are young,
with young attitudes.

And I am trying to take
all this into consideration.

Now, let me acquaint you with
the realities of San Tanco.

First, there is
the question of money.

Well, I have some ideas
about that.

Yes, I have seen
some of your ideas.

I am sorry,
Sister Bertrille.

I know that
your intentions are good,

but you see,
even with the money,

we wouldn't have
any land to build on.

Well, I saw this great lot
in old San Juan.

It would be a perfect location.

I know the land
you speak of.

It is owned by a man
named Carlos Ramirez,

who absolutely refuses
to sell.

Oh, I know Señor Ramirez!

Somehow, I'm not surprised.

Now, uh, Sister Bertrille,
you are new here

so I am willing to overlook
your breach of conduct,

but in the future, Sister,
please remember,

dignity.

Right.

♪♪

Sister Jacqueline,
what are you doing here?

Oh, I thought you might
need some cheering up.

Well, thank you, but I'm fine.

I only have one problem.
What's that?

How to get the land we need.
[doorbell buzzes]

I think I'll go and see
Señor Ramirez.

Did the Reverend Mother
say you could?

Well, she didn't say
I couldn't.

♪♪

[dance music playing]

I've a beautiful house
in St. Thomas.

We leave Friday night

and spend a marvelous,
relaxing weekend,

getting to know each other.

I didn't say
I was going, Carlos.

Trust me, Maria.

You will come.

All right.
But if you promise not--

Ahem.
What is it?

There's a nun in back of you.

Hello.
Sorry to cut in,

but could
I talk to you for a second?

Yes. This way, please.

See you on Sunday at Mass.

Go ahead kids, dance.

You dance great.

I don't believe it!

How can you come here
like this?

You mean, what's
a nice girl like me

doing in a place like this?

There is dancing, drinking
and gambling there.

Aren't you afraid of being
contaminated?

Are all the young people
out there contaminated?

But you are a sister!

All the more reason
I should set an example.

At a discotheque?

To show that
the Christian life

can flourish
in the land of reality.

Boy, you are some nun,
you know that?

When I was a child,
the sisters never--

Excuse me, I wish you wouldn't
talk about the sisters

as if we all turned out
on an assembly line.

We're all different,
with different personalities.

We're really like
everybody else, Señor.

Well, what did you want
to see me about, Sister?

About your vacant lot.

You see, Señor, we're
in desperate need of space.

I'm going to build a house
on that lot, sister.

Oh, when is that?
When I settle down.

When I find the right girl.

Well, you're certainly
looking hard enough.

Well, in any case,
I'm not going to sell the land.

No, I didn't think you would.

I believed
you might donate it.

Well, you certainly have some
very strange beliefs, sister.

Well, I agree
with St. Ireneaus.

St. Ireneaus?
Yes.

That the Glory of God
is man, fully alive.

And that whatever promotes
life and growth is good.

It's all a matter
of potential, really.

And what has that to do
with me and my land?

Well, I thought you might donate
your land because you have

A potential for good
within you.

You should have been a lawyer.
You missed your calling.

I don't think so, Señor.

You know, I like you.
I really do.

But I am a businessman first,
a friend second.

I'm sorry.
Okay.

Thank you
for your time, Señor.

Oh, Sister Bertrille,
please, do me a favor

and don't come
to my discotheque again.

Well, you give the place
a bad name.

[Jacqueline] Sister Bertrille considered

Señor Ramirez'
rejection of her appeal

a temporary setback.

There had to be a way.

And it was all of two days

before she came up
with another idea.

There will be just
the two us.

Julie and Carlos.

Well, let me think about it.

My house in St. Thomas
is quiet and peaceful.

It will really give us a chance
to get to know each other.

Don't you think
we need a chaperone?

Oh, my house boy
and his wife will be there.

Well, I guess
it will be all right if--

What, Julie?

Tell Carlos.

Do nuns swim?
What?

Right over there
behind you.

I don't believe it.
I don't believe it.

Hi, there!

I believe it.

Mind if I reel you in?

Don't spill your champagne.

Here comes.

Almost there.

Sorry to bother you.

I wanted to tell you
the marvelous news.

I don't care.
What news?

You know how you said
you wouldn't donate your land

to the convent because you
wanted to build a house there?

And that it was the only land
with that view?

For three days,
I've been searching

all over the island
and I finally found it.

You found what?

Another piece of land
with the same view,

and it's very reasonable,
Señor Ramirez.

Listen, Sister-- Oh!

Are you okay?

Have you quite finished?

Well, almost.

I thought we could
buy that land,

give it to you, then you could--
No.

But Señor Ramirez!
No, no, no, and no.

I'm not going
to give you my land.

Now, good afternoon,
Sister Bertrille.

Good afternoon, Señor Ramirez.

Would anyone
like a lift anywhere?

Thank you, Sister.

Sorry, I think I'd better
go with the Sister.

The next girl I ask
will be a Protestant.

[Jacqueline] Señor Ramirez's refusal
didn't stop Sister Bertrille.

It just slowed her down a bit.

Her faith, and the wind,
buoyed her spirits.

Señor Ramirez
absolutely refused.

He's a very stubborn man.

Well, perhaps your timing
might have been better.

Hey, I think I'm getting
the hang of this.

Oh, be careful,
Sister Bertrille.

Oh, don't worry,
all I have to do

is lower my cordonnet

and voilà, I land.

Worthy of Charles Lindbergh.

Anyway, I'm not going
to give up.

I just know Señor Ramirez
will donate his land.

How can you be so sure?

Because basically
he's a good man. I can tell.

Well, perhaps you're
a very discerning person,

but you should know a few facts
about Señor Ramirez.

You see, he's notorious
for being

the biggest gambler
and promoter on the island.

Of course, he's never actually
been convicted of anything,

but he's not above cutting
a few corners.

And his private life is not
exactly beyond reproach either.

Apparently, his whole life
is dedicated solely

to the pursuit of pleasure.

And the only reason
I'm telling you this

is I think you should know--
Sister Jacqueline,

who are you talking to?

Oh, oh, why Sister Bert--

Well, she was here
a moment ago.

[gasps]
Good grief!

Sister...

What is it?

♪♪

What is it? A pelican?

No.

It's Sister Bertrille.

[submarine horn blaring]

I beg your pardon, sir,
but there's a nun topside.

A what?
A nun, sir.

She's standing
by the rail.

I think she's praying, sir.

You losing your mind, Korman?
We just surfaced.

I know, sir.
I'm as surprised as you are.

She was right there,
a nun in her uniform.

I swear it, sir.

Uh, a nun?
Yes, with a-- A hat and everything.

Korman, are you
a very religious man?

Well, yes, sir, Jewish sir,
so that doesn't explain it.

Explain what?
A vision, sir.

Why not?

Well, wouldn't I
have seen a Rabbi?

♪♪

Well, here we are.

The plane's all ready
for takeoff.

What's the rush, Carlos?

You drove here as if
being chased by demons.

Just the opposite.
What?

I want to get to St. Thomas
as quickly as possible.

Why do you keep looking
behind you?

Are you expecting someone?

Of course not.
I'll just be more relaxed

when we're off the ground.

That's all.
Why?

Listen, I just can't wait
to be alone with you, okay?

Will you please get
into the plane? All right.

What's wrong?

There's someone standing
behind you, Carlos.

Wearing a white robe
and a funny white hat?

No. Just a leather jacket.

Leather jacket?
Oh, it's only the pilot.

It's just the pilot.
He flies the plane.

Isn't that great?
Yeah. Swell.

♪♪

[whistle quacking]

Hey, cut that out!

Do you know this is the first
time I've been to St. Thomas?

Does it have
beautiful scenery?

Not compared to you, Louise.
Oh, Carlos.

[mouths silently]

I understand St. Thomas
is a free port.

What can I buy there?

Carlos!

We're not going to
St. Thomas. You're kidding!

Pedro, turn back
to San Juan.

Turn back!
What for?

To donate my land
to the convent.

Do you have to do it
right now?

Yeah.

But why?

I just had
a religious experience.

Sister Jacqueline.

Why don't you go
and try to get some rest?

I'll notify you the moment
Sister Bertrille--

Uh, lands.

But what if she doesn't
know how to land?

Oh, I can't bear to think
of her out there all alone,

flying without instruments.

You're not feeling well,
Reverend Mother?

Oh, no, no, no.
No, I'm well.

It's just that I find it
so hard to--

Assimilate everything
that's happened today.

Yes. It has been a strange day.

Sister, you're given
to understatement.

[Jacqueline] Sister Bertrille was still
flying when night fell.

She made it to land
flying by the seat of her--

Uh, flying without instruments.

She could have picked
a better landing spot.

[clanging]

Halt, or I'll fire!

I am halted.

I'm sorry,
but I seem to be stuck.

Could you give me a hand?

Don't touch it!

I'm not an it,
I'm a she.

We'll find out
what you are soon enough.

Put up your hands
and come out of there.

♪♪

[major] But how do we know
you're a nun?

Well, I look like a nun,
don't I?

Sister, it would be
very easy

for an enemy agent
to look like a nun.

Agent?

Look, Sister, we're on
an island, 30 miles at sea.

This is
a highly restricted area.

Suddenly, a nun pops up
out of nowhere!

How do we know
you're really a nun?

Well, I could speak
some Latin for you.

An agent would have been
taught to speak Latin.

Yeah. I could recite the
unchangeable parts of the mass.

I'm sorry, we'll have to have
more positive proof then that.

It checks out, sir.

The Mother Superior
of the Convent San Tanco

verified that there is a
Sister Bertrille in the order

who answers to the description
of the prisoner.

You sound disappointed,
Lieutenant.

That doesn't rule out the
possibility of espionage, Major.

The Commies
are infiltrating everywhere.

This alleged sister could
be using the Convent--

Sit down, Lieutenant!

Now, since Sister Bertrille
is a civilian,

she comes
under the jurisdiction

of the San Juan police.

[lieutenant] I'm aware, sir.

I phoned Captain Lopez

and he's on his way over.

Always thinking,
aren't you, Lieutenant?

I try, sir.

Now, sister, there is
a 30-foot-high wire fence

around this whole base.
How did you get in here?

I think it would be better
if you told the truth.

Well, I flew in.

The area was searched, sir.

There was no sign
of a parachute.

No, no, I didn't use
a parachute.

I just flew in.

In what?

Uh, no, not in a plane.

Just me.

You see, I'm light and
when the wind is just right,

I just kinda
ride on the currents.

[chuckles]
You fly, on your own?

Well, more like glide, really.

But I hit a down draft.
It was only my second flight.

Now...

Let me get this straight.

You uh, glide,

on your own,
like, uh,

like Peter Pan?

Oh, well, Peter Pan
is just a fantasy.

No, my flight is more like a--

Like the pelicans.

Pelicans?

Tell me, does
"lift plus thrust"

mean anything to you?

You see, now,
I'm kind of light,

and well, it's all
aerodynamically simple.

Now, the wind lifts me up
like this, you see.

Now, if I go like this:

Off that way. Or I can
go now like this:

Off that way.

♪♪

[Bertrille] I've been reading up
on flight and aerodynamics,

and while it seems improbable,
it's not really impossible.

I mean, if the wind wasn't
exactly right,

I'd never even
get off the ground.

[clears throat]

Reverend Mother, do you have
anything to say about this?

Sister Bertrille...

does not lie.

I believe her.

That she's been out at night

bombing around
with a bunch of seagulls?

All right, lieutenant!

Reverend Mother, I'm so sorry
to cause you all this trouble.

Sister Bertrille, please.

Any questions, captain?

One. Now, this may sound
very silly, I know,

but I've got to ask.

Has anyone
actually seen her...fly?

Sister Bertrille, did anyone
ever actually see you fly?

Señor Ramirez.
He saw me fly.

[laughs]
How is that?

Well, he was in his plane,
going to St. Thomas.

And I came by and looked
in the window and waved.

Did he wave back?
What am I saying?

[Bertrille] No, he didn't wave
but he definitely recognized me.

How do you know?
He turned green.

Well, one witness
is better than none.

It's very convenient that
he happens to be in St. Thomas.

He's not in St. Thomas.
He's at the convent.

Get the chopper ready.
It's all ready, sir.

Naturally.

First of all,

why did you come back
to the convent tonight, Señor?

To donate my land
to the convent.

Oh, that's wonderful.

Uh, please.

What made you want
to do this, Señor Ramirez?

Well, I thought...

I had
a religious experience.

[Lopez] Please, tell us about this.

I saw Sister Bertrille
through the window of my plane,

flying.

You saw Sister Bertrille
flying, unaided.

[Carlos] Well, I know
it sounds silly, Major.

And now that I have time
to think about it,

I realize, it might have been
a trick of my mind.

Obviously, the sister
cannot really fly.

Obviously.

Señor Ramirez,

I do not think it likely

that you have had a--
A vision.

Therefore, I understand your
withdrawing your offer of land.

Oh, no, I'm not withdrawing
my offer, Reverend Mother.

Well, a gambler cannot afford
to welch on a deal.

But you know that you have not
had a-- A religious experience.

Well, I'm not too sure
about that.

I believe in always
hedging my bets.

Thank you, Señor.

Good night, Reverend Mother.

Good night.
Señor.

Are you going to St. Thomas?

No, Sister, I know
when I am beaten.

Well, that satisfies me.
But Major Overland--

I think we'd better
leave now, Lieutenant!

Well, good night.
Reverend Mother.

Sister Bertrille,
if you ever go flying again,

I suggest you take
a course in navigation.

Major, you can't take the word
of the biggest con man

and gambler on the Island.

I have other evidence,
Lieutenant.

You mean somebody else
saw her fly?

Our radar man thought
he saw a blip on the scope,

but it suddenly disappeared.

He assumed a pelican
and somebody had taken a shot.

Sir, what kind of report
are you gonna send Washington?

I'm not making a report
on this, Lieutenant.

Why not?
I wouldn't know how to word it!

Sister Bertrille, why are you
looking so down in the teeth?

Mouth, Sister.

Oh, don't worry,

Captain Lopez
is a very smart man.

He would not say anything,

because no one
would believe him.

I'm not worried about
Captain Lopez or the Army.

The Reverend Mother, I--
I haven't heard from her yet.

She said she wanted time
to think things over.

I wouldn't blame her if
she sent me back to the States.

[Sixto] Well, cheer up, little bird.

Just look
for the silver lining.

Please, Sister,
that's how I caused

all this trouble
in the first place.

Yes?

We do not like
to see you unhappy, hermana.

I can't help it, Carmelita.

♪ You've got a lot
Of things to do. ♪

♪ She's got
A lot of things to do. ♪

♪ You've got... ♪

♪ A lot of things to do ♪

♪ La, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la ♪

♪ La, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la ♪

♪ Felicidad
Is the happiest word ♪

♪ Happiest word
That you have ever heard. ♪

♪ Felicidad will make
All your troubles seem small. ♪

♪ Felicidad can be anywhere, ♪

♪ And it may help for you
To love and care ♪

♪ Felicidad is happiness
If you rejoice. ♪

♪ We've got a lot of things
To do ♪

♪ Do, do, do, do,
Do, do, do, do ♪

♪ La, la, la, la,
La, la, la ♪

♪ La, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la, ♪

♪ La, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la ♪

♪ Felicidad
Comes out of the sun, ♪

♪ Out of the sky,
And out of everyone ♪

♪ Felicidad
Is in everything that we do ♪

♪ Felicidad
Is easy to feel ♪

♪ If you will just believe
That it is real ♪

♪ Felicidad is easy ♪

♪ For you to make true. ♪

♪ La, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la ♪

♪ La, la, la, la,
La, la, la, ♪

♪ La, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la ♪

♪ Felicidad
Is the happiest word ♪

♪ Happiest word
That you have ever heard ♪

♪ Felicidad is in
Everything that we see ♪

♪ Felicidad will be there
If you're trying ♪

♪ We've got a lot
Of things to do. ♪

♪ La, la, la, la,
La, la, la ♪

♪ La, la, la, la, la... ♪

♪ La, la, la, la,
La, la, la ♪

♪ La, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la ♪

[kids cheering]

Thanks, kids, I needed that.

I told you not to worry.

Oh, I'm not worried anymore,
sister.

The Reverend Mother would like
to see you, Sister Bertrille.

I have pondered the problem
all night long

trying to arrive
at a solution.

Sister Bertrille,
do you want to keep on flying?

Oh yes, more than anything--

Only if you wish it,
Reverend Mother.

I understand you believe
in responsible freedom?

I also know that
you do not wish

to bring undignified attention
to the Convent San Tanco.

[sighs]

Therefore, I leave
the problem of flying

to your conscience.

Oh, Reverend Mother, thank you.

Sister Bertrille?

You cannot go around

hanging on to heavy objects
all the time.

Right, I'll try
to work something out.

[Jacqueline] I have something for you.

Sew these in the hem
of your habit.

Fishing weights?

Well, everybody knows
a 105-pound nun can't fly.

[telephone buzzes]

[mother superior] Yes, Sister Emma?

There is a
long-distance call for you,

from a Mr. Sullivan
in New York.

Well, I don't know
any Mr. Sullivan.

Sullivan?
He's probably Catholic.

Oh, you'd better take it.

Hello?

Yes, this is Sister Bertrille.

Ed Sullivan?

Heavens, no, Mr. Sullivan,

I couldn't possibly appear.

Yes, I know it would help
Sister Dominic's record sales,

but it's really out
of the question for me.

I'm sorry...

No, even if I did
have permission

it wouldn't work.

♪♪

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