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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,377 --> 00:00:04,838 (male narrator) In 1972, a crack commando unit... 2 00:00:04,879 --> 00:00:06,715 was sent to prison by a military court... 3 00:00:06,756 --> 00:00:08,174 for a crime they didn't commit. 4 00:00:08,216 --> 00:00:09,467 These men promptly escaped... 5 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:11,136 from a maximum-security stockade... 6 00:00:11,177 --> 00:00:12,721 to the Los Angeles underground. 7 00:00:12,762 --> 00:00:14,389 Today, still wanted by the government... 8 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:16,391 they survive as soldiers of fortune. 9 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:18,727 If you have a problem, if no one else can help... 10 00:00:18,768 --> 00:00:20,353 and if you can find them... 11 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:22,313 maybe you can hire the A-Team. 12 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:23,565 [gun firing] 13 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:17,053 [man grunts] 14 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:19,139 [punching] 15 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:21,808 [man grunts] 16 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:24,894 Hey, watch his hands! Watch his hands! 17 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:26,896 Relax. 18 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:30,358 It'll be the only thing left he'll be able to move. 19 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:34,320 Kid, do what Mr. Shawn wants. 20 00:02:34,362 --> 00:02:36,656 I did what he wants. 21 00:02:36,698 --> 00:02:38,241 I painted two pictures. 22 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:39,701 That's all he said I had to do. 23 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:41,619 So, he counted wrong. 24 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:45,331 Just pick up the brush. 25 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:47,417 If I do a third... 26 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:49,836 he'll want a fourth and then a fifth. 27 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,673 You can't keep me locked up here forever. 28 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:54,841 Okay, kid. 29 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,303 [groans] 30 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:07,979 Hold it! Hold it. 31 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:11,691 Idiot. He's hurt really bad. 32 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:13,902 We got to get him to a hospital. 33 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:19,324 Tepper, I was just trying to scare him. 34 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:21,284 Hey, you saw it, Tepper, I didn't touch his hands, you saw it! 35 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:23,370 Shut up! 36 00:03:23,411 --> 00:03:26,831 We'll be lucky if Mr. Shawn doesn't put us in the hospital with him! 37 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:29,125 You both deserve a bullet in your empty heads. 38 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:31,211 I tell you to put a little pressure on the kid... 39 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:32,712 you wind up putting him in a coma! 40 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:34,255 You realize what that's gonna do? 41 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:36,299 It's gonna put this whole operation in jeopardy. 42 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:38,968 Check his hands, Mr. Shawn. You'll see I never went near them. 43 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:40,345 So, what do you want, a raise? 44 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:43,348 What good do his hands do me now? 45 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,684 Go on, get rid of him. 46 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:20,802 [dogs barking] 47 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:39,195 [seagulls cawing] 48 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:41,322 [dog barking] 49 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:55,420 You okay? 50 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,922 I stopped by the hospital this morning. 51 00:04:57,964 --> 00:04:59,507 There's still no change. 52 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:01,426 The doctors don't know when Speed'll come out of it. 53 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,428 Mickey, I'm really scared. 54 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:06,431 Hey, let me tell you something, it's gonna be all right. 55 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,224 I just know it. 56 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:11,895 But I wish I could find those guys who did that to Speed. 57 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:13,396 [people chattering] 58 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,148 Maybe there's a way. 59 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:17,859 What are we doing here? 60 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,903 We gotta get an album. What? 61 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:22,238 How many more places are we gonna go to? 62 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,199 As many as it takes. Okay. 63 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:26,201 Can I help you folks today? 64 00:05:26,242 --> 00:05:29,204 Yeah. I'd like a copy of Jim Nabors' Greatest Love Songs. 65 00:05:29,245 --> 00:05:30,205 [chuckles] 66 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:32,374 You're joking, right? 67 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:36,086 No, that's what the note that Mr. Lee tacked to my laundry said to ask for. 68 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:39,464 Well, I know that Mr. Lee's got his opinion... 69 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:42,258 but in my opinion... 70 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:45,136 Madonna might be better for you. 71 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:47,472 She's hot now. 72 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,265 I want Jim Nabors. Thanks. 73 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:53,853 Well, come over here a minute. 74 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:59,234 Now, why don't you let me play this for you... 75 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:01,277 and then you can be sure that's what you want... 76 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:03,113 before you lay out any money? 77 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:05,365 Okay. 78 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:09,452 *[music playing] 79 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:15,166 (Hannibal on headphones) Thanks for listening. 80 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,293 Your fingerprints are being checked. 81 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:20,463 If they don't match, no further contact will be made. 82 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:22,173 If you are who you say you are... 83 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,050 you'll be contacted shortly. 84 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:33,393 I'm Hannibal Smith. Sorry about the runaround... 85 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:36,021 but we had to be sure you are who you say you are. 86 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:37,313 Yeah, sure. 87 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:38,982 [birds chirping] 88 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:40,400 This is "Howling Mad" Murdock... 89 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:42,485 that's Templeton Peck and B.A. Baracus. Hi. 90 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:45,155 "Howling Mad"? You got a temper problem or something? 91 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:48,491 Oh, no. Actually this is the guy here with the personality disorder. 92 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:50,452 I just consider myself on another plane... 93 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:52,120 from the mass populace, that's all. 94 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:53,997 His plane crashed years ago. 95 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:55,957 Left him with no brains in his head. 96 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:59,169 Peggy, Mr. Lee said that a friend of yours was put in the hospital. 97 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:00,545 And you don't think the police... 98 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,547 are really interested in who put him there. 99 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:05,008 That's right, Speed has this reputation. 100 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:07,177 "Speed"? As in drugs, amphetamines? 101 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:09,137 No, Speed is clean. We gave him the name... 102 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:10,555 because he's so quick with the brush. 103 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,307 Speed is a free spirit. 104 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:15,310 In fact, he was probably born about 20 years too late. 105 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:18,271 He has this real "peace and love" attitude, you know? 106 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:20,648 And lot of people laugh at that kind of stuff nowadays... 107 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:23,943 but, anyway, as far as the police are concerned... 108 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:25,278 Speed was just considered a flake. 109 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,364 And there's no way they were gonna believe... 110 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:29,240 that some Beverly Hills rich guy put him in the hospital. 111 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:30,992 "Beverly Hills rich guy"? 112 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:33,119 Don't mind B.A. Last time he was in Beverly Hills... 113 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:35,121 he got in trouble for throwing a waiter in a dessert tray. 114 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:37,582 That dude charged me $12 for a bowl of potato soup! 115 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,209 Anyway, we don't have any proof. 116 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:40,919 But about a month ago... 117 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,129 some guy who runs a Beverly Hills gallery... 118 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:45,674 saw some of Speed's stuff and signed him on the spot. 119 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:47,217 Speed must be very good. 120 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:49,177 His work is wonderful. 121 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:51,221 He trained under Solange Martine in Paris. 122 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:52,639 That's where we met, in fact. 123 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:54,641 So, anyway, a couple of weeks ago... 124 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,226 we saw these guys in suits... 125 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:57,936 pushing Speed around. 126 00:07:57,977 --> 00:08:00,063 And Speed wouldn't tell me what it was all about. 127 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:01,481 But the guy was from the gallery. 128 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:03,024 I did get that much out of him. 129 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:04,943 Boy, I find that hard to believe. 130 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:08,071 I mean, most of the gallery owners I know are fairly respectable. 131 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:10,490 Which gallery did Speed sign with? 132 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:13,159 Well, that's the problem. I don't know. 133 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:14,369 We pooled our money together. 134 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:16,538 We can pay you $11,000. 135 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:18,373 Where'd you kids get money like that from? 136 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:21,459 I have a small trust my grandfather left me for college. 137 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,253 I never went... 138 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:25,672 so it's just been sitting in the bank earning interest. 139 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:28,008 But I think this is important enough to use it for. 140 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:31,970 Peggy, would you recognize Speed's work if you saw it hanging somewhere? 141 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:34,014 Yeah, I'm sure I could. 142 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:37,100 Congratulations, you've just hired The A-Team. 143 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:40,145 At last, a case that doesn't require mosquito netting. 144 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:42,022 Oh, I don't know, Face. 145 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:44,774 It's still a jungle out there on Rodeo Drive. 146 00:08:44,816 --> 00:08:48,153 * Heat is on * 147 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:51,364 * Heat is on * 148 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:54,117 * Heat is on * 149 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:57,787 * It's on the street * 150 00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:00,290 * The heat is... * 151 00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:03,043 * On... * 152 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:27,400 Man! These people in Beverly Hills... 153 00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:29,486 look at us like we're from another planet. 154 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:31,529 Are you suggesting that your derivation is from anything... 155 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,198 but another planet, big guy? 156 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,491 (B.A.) Oh, shut up, fool! 157 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:36,034 I don't like nothing about this town. 158 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,494 Oh, I don't know, B.A. 159 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:40,205 This city has certain charms that I appreciate. 160 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:43,792 [sighing] 161 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:47,545 That's it! 162 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,048 That's one of Speed's paintings! 163 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,342 There are his initials, "S. Miller." This could be the place. 164 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:53,593 So, what're we gonna do now? 165 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,136 Check it out. 166 00:09:57,555 --> 00:10:00,433 Hello, I'm Diane. May I help you with something? 167 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:01,476 [exclaims] 168 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:04,521 Beautiful piece of work, don't you think? 169 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,481 It's very rare. Shh! 170 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:08,525 Just listen to it. 171 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:11,361 You can almost hear the boldness of the sculptor's strokes... 172 00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:13,738 the power of the statement that it makes! 173 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,617 Yes. I believe you're right. 174 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:19,202 Are you an artist as well? 175 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:23,289 Michael DeLaine, Fine Art Magazine. 176 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:25,250 You've heard of us, of course. 177 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,543 Oh, sure, yeah. 178 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:30,588 Yes, I'm writing an article... 179 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:33,508 on the most prestigious art galleries in the country. 180 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:37,887 And I'm basically evaluating your exclusivity... 181 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:42,267 style, taste, et cetera, et cetera... 182 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,185 and et cetera. 183 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:47,313 Well, I'm sure you'll find our gallery very exciting. 184 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:50,191 We'll see. I must say... 185 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:54,571 I am very, very impressed with this young artist... 186 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:57,574 S. Miller. 187 00:10:57,615 --> 00:11:00,285 I don't believe I've ever seen his work before. 188 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:03,371 Oh, that's because he's exclusive with the gallery. 189 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,165 He's one of the young street artists... 190 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:07,125 that Mr. Shawn recently discovered. 191 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:10,128 Yes, one can almost sense the grittiness of the pavement... 192 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,588 in his work, don't you agree? 193 00:11:11,629 --> 00:11:12,881 (Diane) Absolutely. 194 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:15,633 Yes, very exceptional. I'd even.... No. 195 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,595 Yes, I'd even go out on a limb and compare him favorably... 196 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,680 with another local artist, H.M. Murdock. 197 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,515 H.M. Murdock? 198 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:24,684 Would you mind showing me something else of his? 199 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:27,270 But, I'm afraid this is all we have at the moment. 200 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,564 We should be receiving something from him shortly, though. 201 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:30,940 Diane? 202 00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:32,525 Could I speak to you for a minute, please? 203 00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:34,319 Of course, Mr. Shawn. 204 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,945 Excuse me. Oh, I'm terribly sorry. 205 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:38,156 I've taken up too much of your time. 206 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,657 No, that's okay. 207 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,952 Well, then, perhaps I could persuade you... 208 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:44,788 to have dinner with me tonight? 209 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,289 Well, I don't-- 210 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:48,583 It would give us a chance to continue this... 211 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:51,753 interesting discussion of today's rising young artists, and.... 212 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:52,837 Diane? 213 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:59,177 Dinner? Sounds lovely. 214 00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:05,892 Yes, Mr. Shawn? 215 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,186 Who's that young man you were talking to? 216 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,979 That's Michael DeLaine. He's an art critic forFine Art Magazine. 217 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:12,816 They're doing a story on all the top galleries across the country. 218 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:15,360 Isn't that great? Look, here's his card. 219 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,239 "Michael DeLaine, Fine Art Magazine." 220 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,494 See if those two young ladies need some help, will you? 221 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:25,537 Yes, sir. 222 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:32,961 *[music playing] 223 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:34,254 Ah! 224 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:35,588 [clears throat] 225 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:40,510 Thank you. 226 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:41,678 Michael. What? 227 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,596 I'm having a wonderful time. 228 00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:45,682 I'm so glad, Diane, I'm.... 229 00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:47,600 Ah, thanks. 230 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,894 I'm so very, very glad, I.... 231 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,399 The first time I saw you, I knew.... 232 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,035 Oh, my gosh... 233 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,870 I don't know what came over me. 234 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:09,039 I'm so embarrassed! 235 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,790 [chuckles] Don't be. 236 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:12,917 No. No, will you excuse me? 237 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,920 I just have to go to the restroom! 238 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:19,883 [toilet flushing] 239 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:22,802 Oh! Twenty-five cents! Twenty-five cents! 240 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:25,513 Good, I'll use it as a down payment on the new house, big shot. 241 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,015 Murdock, let's move. I only have a minute. 242 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:29,726 [Murdock exclaiming] 243 00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:31,770 Rush, rush, rush. 244 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,647 I've been standing in here handing out towels for over two hours... 245 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:38,068 and nobody's had the decency or courtesy to even engage me in a meaningful conversation. 246 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,527 Really? 247 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:43,073 [clears throat] 248 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:45,992 [water running] 249 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,911 Nails, Sir? Thank you. 250 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:50,080 (Murdock) Your hands are lovely. Just keep them manicured. 251 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:51,748 Thanks for the advice. 252 00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:56,002 Hey? 253 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:58,880 Oh, right. Listen, you got change for $5? 254 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,507 Yes, I have. 255 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,887 Thanks, Murdock. I forgot to tip the parking attendant. 256 00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:07,430 Yeah, but.... 257 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:13,019 [sighs] 258 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,813 [snaps finger] 259 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:23,988 Wonderful. You can meet Michael now before you go. 260 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,615 I'll be happy to. 261 00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:26,991 (Diane) Michael DeLaine... 262 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,827 this is my boss at the gallery, Steffen Shawn. 263 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,037 A pleasure to meet you, Mr. Shawn. 264 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,957 You know, when Diane told me you were a critic forFine Art Magazine... 265 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,125 I was a little surprised. 266 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,876 Surprised? 267 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:38,753 That I hadn't heard of you. 268 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,630 So I placed a call to your office. 269 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:43,383 Are you always this cautious about Diane's dinner dates? 270 00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:46,052 It's a crazy world, Mr. DeLaine. 271 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,721 You never know what the next man... 272 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:50,098 coming through that door is gonna do. 273 00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:52,350 Happily, however, they gave you a glowing report. 274 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,102 They tell me you're quite an excellent writer. 275 00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:55,395 Well, I just.... 276 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:56,980 It's a pleasure to meet you. 277 00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:59,399 Please accept this invitation... 278 00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:01,651 to visit the gallery at any time. 279 00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:02,902 Well, thank you. 280 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:27,010 Okay, Hannibal, the alarm's disengaged. 281 00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:29,387 (Hannibal) Good. Now, let's see if we can find the closet... 282 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,556 where Shawn hides his skeletons. 283 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,197 Guys... 284 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:50,700 Shawn had Speed signed to an exclusive contract... 285 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,869 at $50 a painting. 286 00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:54,454 $50? 287 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,956 The one in the window was selling for $5,000. 288 00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:59,709 Something big must have gone down to have him cancel this. 289 00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,461 Hannibal, the transmitter's in place. 290 00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:02,671 Let's go, I've seen enough. 291 00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:29,906 Looks like we got a little company. 292 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,908 You heard the Colonel? He said we're leaving. 293 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,244 Yeah. B.A., can I get your opinion about something? 294 00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:36,913 Aren't you as surprised as I am... 295 00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:39,791 at the choices of these so-called artists with their paintings? 296 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,501 I mean, with the full color spectrum... 297 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:43,253 right at their fingertips... 298 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,046 I think their works are bogged down... 299 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:47,215 with an overabundance of primary shades. 300 00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:49,676 I mean, there's no subtlety to the hue. Don't you agree? 301 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,682 Yes, I agree. 302 00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:58,143 I'm gonna turn your nose primary red if you don't knock it off! 303 00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:04,149 Security patrol. Let's take care of them fast and get out of here. 304 00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:12,949 [screaming] 305 00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:14,993 [groaning] 306 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,996 [screams] 307 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:41,102 The first time I saw Blomquist's work... 308 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:42,562 I was so overcome... 309 00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:44,939 so affected by its intensity... 310 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,525 that I had to excuse myself from the exhibit... 311 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,152 before I passed out from sheer exhaustion. 312 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,155 The point being, you see.... 313 00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,782 [sighing] 314 00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:55,033 *[music playing] 315 00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:59,537 What is it, Mr. Shawn? 316 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,955 My gallery's been broken into. 317 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:01,956 (Diane) Broken into? 318 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,917 How utterly revolting! 319 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,960 The thieves apparently used a key to get past the alarm and inside. 320 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,587 No! 321 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,255 But you and I are the only ones that have keys. 322 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:14,302 Here's my set. Where are yours? 323 00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:15,845 Right in my purse. 324 00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,013 Here let me help you with that. Here you go. 325 00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:18,223 I'm sorry. Here. 326 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,060 Here you go. 327 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,186 Thanks. 328 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:34,114 Here's my set. 329 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:35,156 Hmm. 330 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:42,330 [phone ringing] 331 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:45,250 Brooks? Shawn here. 332 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,502 I assume you've heard your men spoiled a break-in at my gallery. 333 00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:49,004 (Brooks) Yeah, I heard. 334 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:50,630 (Shawn) Yeah, lucky they were making a pickup tonight. 335 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:54,050 Sounds like our security friends were making a scheduled stop. 336 00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:55,677 That's why they showed up... 337 00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:57,679 even if the alarm didn't go off. 338 00:18:57,721 --> 00:18:59,764 (Brooks) How about lunch tomorrow? 339 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,307 No, I can't make lunch tomorrow. 340 00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:03,309 I'll be at the art show in Santa Monica. 341 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:04,686 We've got to find a replacement for Speed Miller... 342 00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:06,688 as soon as possible. 343 00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:11,192 (Shawn) Look, Brooks, don't try handling my end for me. 344 00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:12,861 I need to find us another expert... 345 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:16,865 not some paint-by-numbers amateur off the sidewalk. 346 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,825 Okay, but we still have to talk. 347 00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:20,702 All right then, another time. 348 00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:23,121 Whoever Brooks is, he's got Shawn under the gun... 349 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:24,789 to find another artist to replace Miller. 350 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,083 Yeah. Sounds like Shawn was using Miller... 351 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,377 for something other than just ripping off paintings. 352 00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:30,837 It certainly does, doesn't it? 353 00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:33,089 Yeah. Well, I assume you have a plan. 354 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,466 Well, I think the least we can do... 355 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,469 is supply Shawn and Brooks with another painter. 356 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,221 What do you think, Colonel? 357 00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:43,308 (Murdock) I call it The Meaning of Life. 358 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,392 [sighing] 359 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:45,685 It's perfect. 360 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,480 [phone ringing] 361 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,273 [birds chirping] 362 00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:52,150 Fine Art Magazine, Tina speaking. 363 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,110 Hello, darling, it's Templeton. 364 00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:56,404 Hi, sweetheart. You know, you were right. 365 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,740 Some guy did call about you yesterday. 366 00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:01,743 I lied. I told him how wonderful you were. 367 00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:04,287 I know, honey, and I just wanna thank you. You were terrific! 368 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:06,206 Listen... 369 00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:08,708 we'll do St. Martins again real soon, okay? 370 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,418 And you take care. 371 00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:12,337 I'll be thinking of you. 372 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:13,838 Okay. Bye-bye. 373 00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:16,800 [sighing] 374 00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:20,512 B.A.? I want you to take a look at something. 375 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,223 And I want you to tell me if your nose hairs don't tingle with excitement... 376 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:24,766 at my latest inspiration. 377 00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:26,893 But it ain't nothing but a bunch of scribbled lines. 378 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,521 Throw stones if you must, B.A... 379 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,357 but I want you to know that most great artists... 380 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:35,485 during their lifetime, were ridiculed and scoffed at. 381 00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:37,278 It was not until they became a part... 382 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,531 of the great, dark earth, until they were dead... 383 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:40,615 that their true genius was discovered. 384 00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:42,617 And perhaps that fate awaits me. 385 00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:45,745 Be careful, Murdock. You may get B.A. to test out your theory... 386 00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:47,497 a little earlier than you planned. 387 00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:50,291 You know, Murdock, I do see something in your painting. 388 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:54,462 There I am, standing over your dead body. 389 00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:56,297 It's just a bunch of scribbled lines. 390 00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:58,299 Okay, Hannibal, what next? 391 00:20:58,341 --> 00:20:59,759 That's a good question, Peggy. 392 00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,970 What is the plandu jour, Colonel? 393 00:21:02,012 --> 00:21:04,556 First, Face, you got to go to the art show... 394 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,974 and convince Shawn. 395 00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:08,351 Get him to the point he's chomping at the bit... 396 00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:10,854 to meet a particular painter. 397 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:13,565 The great artist of the brush, palette and canvas... 398 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,316 H.M. Murdock. 399 00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:19,320 [birds chirping] 400 00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:21,448 [people chattering] 401 00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:23,324 Mr. DeLaine? 402 00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:24,367 Thank you. 403 00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:25,577 Shawn. 404 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,287 What a pleasant surprise. 405 00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:29,831 Yes, isn't it? You taking the afternoon off? 406 00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:32,375 I always try to take in these art fairs whenever I'm able. 407 00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,502 There's always the chance of stumbling across some... 408 00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:36,546 gifted young artist yet to be discovered. 409 00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:39,507 Oh, I agree wholeheartedly. 410 00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:43,511 Although I must admit that most of these artists... 411 00:21:43,553 --> 00:21:45,847 should have left their work at home. 412 00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:47,849 I've found you have to sift through a ton of dirt to find an ounce of gold. 413 00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:49,934 So true. So true. 414 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:53,813 That's why it galls me so to see other painters with so much talent... 415 00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:55,482 who can't ever seem to get sponsored... 416 00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:58,360 or even get their artwork placed in a show like this. 417 00:21:58,401 --> 00:22:01,404 If you have someone specific in mind, out with it. 418 00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:04,949 Actually there is someone who I'm rather high on lately. 419 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,577 A wonderful painter! A wonderful painter! 420 00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:09,496 He's part of the vibrant street scene. 421 00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:12,874 His name is H.M. Murdock. 422 00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:14,584 Murdock? Yes, I believe I've heard of his work. 423 00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:16,252 Really? 424 00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:18,380 Well, he's a perfect example of a great artist... 425 00:22:18,421 --> 00:22:21,383 being kept from the public because of a lack of.... 426 00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:22,634 How shall I say? 427 00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:24,386 Appropriate connections. 428 00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:25,887 Mr. DeLaine... 429 00:22:25,929 --> 00:22:28,390 if this Murdock is half the talent you profess... 430 00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:30,392 I'd like to meet him immediately. 431 00:22:30,433 --> 00:22:33,478 Well, I think it's possible I might be able to arrange something. 432 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,979 Splendid. 433 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:37,315 My light is fading! 434 00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:38,900 I'm losing the light. 435 00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:42,404 I need more light. 436 00:22:42,445 --> 00:22:43,780 Oh, right. Mr. Murdock, now... 437 00:22:43,822 --> 00:22:45,073 [clears throat] 438 00:22:45,115 --> 00:22:47,325 as I was saying, Mr. Shawn here... 439 00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:50,078 owns a very exclusive art gallery... 440 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,955 and it would be quite a boost to your career... 441 00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:54,332 to have your work shown there. 442 00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:56,668 After seeing your work, Mr. Murdock, I'm convinced... 443 00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:59,337 you have what it takes to be a great artist. 444 00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:02,757 Can you guarantee me... 445 00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:06,011 that in 100 years, after I'm gone... 446 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,304 the name Murdock... 447 00:23:08,346 --> 00:23:11,349 will be on a par with Rembrandt, Picasso... 448 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,768 Van Gogh, Willie Mays.... 449 00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:15,729 Willie Mays? 450 00:23:15,770 --> 00:23:18,982 Do you deny that Willie Mays was a great artist in center field? 451 00:23:19,024 --> 00:23:20,942 With my representation, Mr. Murdock... 452 00:23:20,984 --> 00:23:23,028 at least I can guarantee that you'll have a chance. 453 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:25,572 The rest is up to you. 454 00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:26,823 Then I agree! 455 00:23:26,865 --> 00:23:27,866 Wonderful. 456 00:23:30,785 --> 00:23:34,622 Let us break pizza to cement the bargain. 457 00:23:34,664 --> 00:23:36,374 Welcome aboard. 458 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:39,044 Murdock does not shake hands. Murdock does not play sports. 459 00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:41,713 Murdock does not open canned food. 460 00:23:44,674 --> 00:23:47,344 Murdock paints. 461 00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:55,060 Mr. Murdock, welcome to your new studio. 462 00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:02,025 I don't get it. 463 00:24:02,067 --> 00:24:05,528 I've already got a studio. 464 00:24:07,822 --> 00:24:10,450 My studio and I go back a long way. 465 00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:14,079 Long before home personal video cassette recorders. 466 00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,373 While you're under contract with the gallery... 467 00:24:16,414 --> 00:24:17,832 this is your studio. 468 00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:20,502 You don't seem to understand! 469 00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:23,004 I need my studio! 470 00:24:23,046 --> 00:24:26,841 I trained inspiration to meet me at that studio. 471 00:24:26,883 --> 00:24:28,468 Now, how is it going to find me? 472 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,387 If you're unhappy with the arrangement... 473 00:24:30,428 --> 00:24:33,014 maybe you'd like to return the $3,000 advance? 474 00:24:33,056 --> 00:24:33,973 No. 475 00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:38,395 No, I can't, I've already used it... 476 00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:41,147 to pay off my over seven years' due bills. 477 00:24:41,189 --> 00:24:44,150 Then I suggest you abide by the terms of the contract... 478 00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:48,196 and sit down. 479 00:24:48,238 --> 00:24:51,032 [sighing] 480 00:24:51,074 --> 00:24:53,076 Now, here's your first assignment. 481 00:24:53,118 --> 00:24:55,870 I want a reproduction of this photograph... 482 00:24:55,912 --> 00:24:59,040 a perfect one, I hasten to add, as soon as possible. 483 00:24:59,082 --> 00:25:01,167 Say, 24 hours. 484 00:25:01,209 --> 00:25:03,420 No. No reproductions. 485 00:25:03,461 --> 00:25:05,046 Murdock is an original. 486 00:25:05,088 --> 00:25:08,883 All in good time, Mr. Murdock. I assure you. 487 00:25:08,925 --> 00:25:11,052 All young artists must start on assignment... 488 00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:13,888 before being commissioned to do their own originals. 489 00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:17,058 I have great confidence in you, Mr. Murdock. 490 00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:18,810 Don't disappoint me. 491 00:25:59,184 --> 00:26:01,144 Mayday, mayday! This is Murdock. 492 00:26:01,186 --> 00:26:03,146 Colonel, are you there? Go ahead, Murdock. 493 00:26:03,188 --> 00:26:06,191 Listen, Colonel, Shawn wants me to paint a perfect reproduction... 494 00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:08,610 of some picture in 24 hours. 495 00:26:08,651 --> 00:26:11,279 But, I'm plumb out of sea-lily red. 496 00:26:11,321 --> 00:26:13,907 Well, what does it look like? Can you describe it? 497 00:26:16,659 --> 00:26:19,162 All right, there are two ladies... 498 00:26:19,204 --> 00:26:22,916 and two children with rosy cheeks in a field with red flowers. 499 00:26:22,957 --> 00:26:26,503 And in the background, there are some trees and a house and.... 500 00:26:26,544 --> 00:26:28,505 You know, if I was this painter, though... 501 00:26:28,546 --> 00:26:29,964 I'd have painted these flowers a deeper color. 502 00:26:30,006 --> 00:26:31,925 A crimson, definitely a crimson. 503 00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:34,135 It sounds like Monet'sWild Poppies. 504 00:26:34,177 --> 00:26:38,098 Yeah, I think she's right, Hannibal. Take a look. 505 00:26:38,139 --> 00:26:42,852 So, Shawn is a specialist in dealing in art forgeries. 506 00:26:42,894 --> 00:26:44,854 Well, an original Monet... 507 00:26:44,896 --> 00:26:47,273 brought in over a quarter of a million dollars in France last summer. 508 00:26:47,315 --> 00:26:50,318 How is Murdock gonna copy this Monet guy's picture? 509 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,028 He can't even paint! 510 00:26:53,238 --> 00:26:54,948 Peggy... 511 00:26:54,989 --> 00:26:56,616 do you think you could copy this... 512 00:26:56,658 --> 00:27:00,078 if you had, say, 24 hours straight to paint in? 513 00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:02,580 Yeah, sure. But how're you gonna get it to him? 514 00:27:02,622 --> 00:27:05,667 I've got an idea. 515 00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:08,211 Okay, Uncle Murdock, help is on the way. 516 00:27:18,013 --> 00:27:19,973 You careless fool! 517 00:27:20,015 --> 00:27:22,017 This statue is worth over $10,000. 518 00:27:22,058 --> 00:27:23,601 It goes back to the Ming Dynasty! 519 00:27:23,643 --> 00:27:25,562 I don't know nothing about no Chinese food. 520 00:27:25,603 --> 00:27:27,230 All I know is somebody ordered a pizza... 521 00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:28,690 and somebody better pay for it. 522 00:27:28,732 --> 00:27:31,568 Tepper, take care of this gentleman. 523 00:27:31,609 --> 00:27:33,653 Look at the size of this thing. 524 00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:34,988 You talking to me? 525 00:27:35,030 --> 00:27:35,905 No. 526 00:27:37,032 --> 00:27:40,660 Here's $1 for yourself. 527 00:27:40,702 --> 00:27:44,706 Yeah. Have a nice day. 528 00:27:44,748 --> 00:27:46,082 (Murdock) Iridescent orange. Another.... 529 00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:48,710 Oh, the light! I'm losing the light! 530 00:27:48,752 --> 00:27:51,963 Murdock? Your pizza's here. 531 00:27:58,762 --> 00:28:01,931 You haven't delayed... 532 00:28:01,973 --> 00:28:04,225 bringing it down to me, have you? 533 00:28:04,267 --> 00:28:08,063 I need my pizza heated to 200 degrees Fahrenheit. 534 00:28:08,104 --> 00:28:10,690 Is it 200 degrees? It's hot! 535 00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:12,025 It's hot. It's hot. Take it! 536 00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:14,194 It's hot! It's hot! It's hot! 537 00:28:14,235 --> 00:28:16,071 You'd be a lousy waiter, you know that? 538 00:28:16,112 --> 00:28:18,281 It's hot! Hot! Hot! 539 00:28:18,323 --> 00:28:21,159 Man, that guy was ignorant! 540 00:28:21,201 --> 00:28:23,995 I bet I know what this is. 541 00:28:24,037 --> 00:28:27,123 I bet I know what this is. 542 00:28:27,165 --> 00:28:28,750 [exclaiming] 543 00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:29,959 *[humming] 544 00:28:40,804 --> 00:28:43,973 Well, well, well. 545 00:28:46,393 --> 00:28:50,021 Boy, I didn't know I paint so good. 546 00:28:50,063 --> 00:28:54,025 Very nice work, Mr. Murdock, very nice. 547 00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:55,694 All right, you two, the van's outside. 548 00:28:55,735 --> 00:28:57,862 Be ready to leave in 10 minutes. 549 00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:13,003 Omega Security. 550 00:29:13,044 --> 00:29:15,672 Those are the guys who gave us a hard time the other night, aren't they? 551 00:29:15,714 --> 00:29:16,923 Right. 552 00:29:18,842 --> 00:29:20,301 Well, they got the painting. 553 00:29:20,343 --> 00:29:21,970 Let's follow them. 554 00:29:47,370 --> 00:29:50,081 (Hannibal) Looks like they were expected. 555 00:30:10,769 --> 00:30:12,812 We'll stay put till they make another move. 556 00:30:21,112 --> 00:30:23,114 (B.A.) There they go, Hannibal. We're gonna follow them? 557 00:30:23,156 --> 00:30:24,449 We go where that painting goes. 558 00:30:24,491 --> 00:30:26,326 That painting ain't moving. 559 00:30:31,247 --> 00:30:33,750 (Face) Your wires must be crossed. They're taking off. 560 00:30:33,792 --> 00:30:36,127 I'm telling you, Face, that painting ain't going nowhere. 561 00:30:36,169 --> 00:30:37,379 It must be still in the house. 562 00:30:37,420 --> 00:30:39,506 Well, If our copy's in the house... 563 00:30:39,547 --> 00:30:41,549 that means they must've switched it for the original. 564 00:30:41,591 --> 00:30:44,344 I'll bet Brooks has his guys go around... 565 00:30:44,386 --> 00:30:47,389 and case rich people's houses for art objects... 566 00:30:47,430 --> 00:30:49,474 when they're in there installing the alarm system. 567 00:30:49,516 --> 00:30:52,185 Yeah, and then Shawn has somebody like Speed Miller... 568 00:30:52,227 --> 00:30:55,230 paint perfect reproductions. 569 00:30:55,271 --> 00:30:58,775 And then they come back and switch the originals for the forgeries. 570 00:30:58,817 --> 00:31:00,318 Nice little scam. 571 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,487 I assume you have something in mind. 572 00:31:02,529 --> 00:31:04,197 Yes. 573 00:31:04,239 --> 00:31:06,783 This calls for something rich. 574 00:31:17,961 --> 00:31:20,005 Hannibal, this plan of yours stinks. 575 00:31:20,046 --> 00:31:21,423 Give it a chance, B.A. 576 00:31:21,464 --> 00:31:23,425 Besides, you can use some new clothes. 577 00:31:27,804 --> 00:31:30,515 Your names? 578 00:31:30,557 --> 00:31:31,850 What do you need our names for? 579 00:31:31,891 --> 00:31:34,519 That's Templeton Peck. 580 00:31:34,561 --> 00:31:36,813 Yes, Mr. Peck, we're expecting you. 581 00:31:36,855 --> 00:31:40,108 You see, B.A., you can't get in here without a reservation. 582 00:31:40,150 --> 00:31:41,526 A reservation? 583 00:31:41,568 --> 00:31:43,069 Just to buy clothes? 584 00:31:47,157 --> 00:31:48,533 Hi, Elliot. 585 00:31:48,575 --> 00:31:50,994 Mr. Peck, how marvelous to see you again! 586 00:31:51,036 --> 00:31:52,078 How are you? 587 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,997 Well, I'm fine, thank you. 588 00:31:54,039 --> 00:31:56,499 My goodness, it's been almost six months, hasn't it? 589 00:31:56,541 --> 00:31:57,959 (Face) Yes, I'm afraid it has. 590 00:31:58,001 --> 00:32:00,086 Elliot, I'd like you to meet Mr. B.A. Baracus. 591 00:32:03,506 --> 00:32:06,468 Always a pleasure to meet friends of Mr. Peck's. 592 00:32:06,509 --> 00:32:08,094 Gentlemen, won't you step this way? 593 00:32:08,136 --> 00:32:09,179 Surely. 594 00:32:14,267 --> 00:32:16,561 Now, what can I do for you today? 595 00:32:16,603 --> 00:32:18,563 A new tuxedo, perhaps? 596 00:32:18,605 --> 00:32:19,981 How are those custom shirts... 597 00:32:20,023 --> 00:32:21,566 we designed for you holding out? 598 00:32:21,608 --> 00:32:23,151 Well actually, Elliot... 599 00:32:23,193 --> 00:32:25,862 our friend, Mr. Baracus here... 600 00:32:25,904 --> 00:32:27,781 is in need of a new suit. 601 00:32:31,034 --> 00:32:33,453 Yes. Yes. 602 00:32:33,495 --> 00:32:35,955 Refreshing idea. 603 00:32:46,257 --> 00:32:49,219 Oh dear, I seem to have run out of tape. 604 00:32:54,265 --> 00:32:57,227 I assume you'll want to change footwear? 605 00:32:57,268 --> 00:33:01,189 What would you say to a new Italian loafer, Mr. Baracus? 606 00:33:01,231 --> 00:33:03,024 I say you put your hands on my boots... 607 00:33:03,066 --> 00:33:05,026 and I'm gonna throw you through that window. 608 00:33:05,068 --> 00:33:07,112 Well, perhaps instead of an Italian loafer... 609 00:33:07,153 --> 00:33:09,114 we have some fine crushed velvet. 610 00:33:09,155 --> 00:33:10,824 I said no shoes. 611 00:33:13,118 --> 00:33:15,036 I warned you. 612 00:33:48,069 --> 00:33:49,738 I said no tie! 613 00:34:02,709 --> 00:34:05,962 (Face) Very nice, Elliot. Very nice. 614 00:34:06,004 --> 00:34:08,131 Yes, sir. You, too, B.A. 615 00:34:08,173 --> 00:34:10,050 I don't think it goes with my boots. 616 00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:12,969 Oh, you're a sports figure, B.A. It'll be fine. 617 00:34:13,011 --> 00:34:17,015 Now, is there anything you might need in the way of jewelry? 618 00:34:17,057 --> 00:34:18,016 [chuckles] 619 00:34:18,058 --> 00:34:19,267 No. 620 00:34:19,309 --> 00:34:20,560 I guess not. 621 00:34:24,606 --> 00:34:29,235 [birds chirping] 622 00:34:29,277 --> 00:34:31,112 Well, gentlemen... 623 00:34:31,154 --> 00:34:33,239 Ms. Planson here, has graciously agreed... 624 00:34:33,281 --> 00:34:35,617 to allow Mr. Baracus... 625 00:34:35,658 --> 00:34:38,912 a trial run of the house, shall we say, for two days. 626 00:34:38,953 --> 00:34:41,790 What about a tennis court? I didn't see no tennis court. 627 00:34:41,831 --> 00:34:43,708 I'm afraid it doesn't have a tennis court. 628 00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:45,835 Well, we could put in a tennis court, couldn't we? 629 00:34:45,877 --> 00:34:47,212 We have to move a few trees-- 630 00:34:47,253 --> 00:34:48,380 What about a stove? 631 00:34:48,421 --> 00:34:49,756 A stove? 632 00:34:49,798 --> 00:34:51,675 Is it gas or electric? 633 00:34:51,716 --> 00:34:52,801 It's electric. 634 00:34:52,842 --> 00:34:54,678 I like gas. 635 00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:56,262 Well... 636 00:34:56,304 --> 00:34:59,349 I've got electric and it gets real hot. 637 00:34:59,391 --> 00:35:00,725 Why don't we give it a try? 638 00:35:00,767 --> 00:35:01,935 Look, Mr. Baracus-- 639 00:35:01,976 --> 00:35:03,770 This house don't have enough windows. 640 00:35:03,812 --> 00:35:05,855 I like more windows. 641 00:35:05,897 --> 00:35:08,274 Listen, maybe this isn't exactly what you're looking for after all. 642 00:35:08,316 --> 00:35:11,736 Well, now, wait a second, Ms. Planson. 643 00:35:11,778 --> 00:35:14,989 Mr. Baracus, why--why don't you listen to the advice... 644 00:35:15,031 --> 00:35:17,909 of your manager here, and give the place a try? 645 00:35:17,951 --> 00:35:19,327 What do you say? 646 00:35:23,456 --> 00:35:26,251 Okay, I'll sign. 647 00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:27,752 Great. 648 00:35:27,794 --> 00:35:29,004 You got a gymnasium? 649 00:35:29,045 --> 00:35:30,338 [clears throat] 650 00:35:31,464 --> 00:35:34,843 Prima donna. 651 00:35:34,884 --> 00:35:37,262 That's very nice, Peggy. You've got a lot of talent. 652 00:35:37,303 --> 00:35:39,180 Thanks, Face. 653 00:35:39,222 --> 00:35:41,266 This certainly is different from painting in my little apartment. 654 00:35:41,307 --> 00:35:42,934 Yeah, well, when Hannibal has a plan... 655 00:35:42,976 --> 00:35:45,895 I like to see it go first class. 656 00:35:45,937 --> 00:35:48,773 Listen, I want to thank you guys for everything you're doing for Speed. 657 00:35:48,815 --> 00:35:50,316 I know you don't know him very well... 658 00:35:50,358 --> 00:35:52,277 but he's really a special person. 659 00:35:52,318 --> 00:35:53,945 He didn't deserve what happened to him. 660 00:35:53,987 --> 00:35:55,780 Yeah, I can promise you one thing. 661 00:35:55,822 --> 00:35:57,782 We're going to make those guys pay for what they did to him. 662 00:35:57,824 --> 00:35:59,200 [birds chirping] 663 00:35:59,242 --> 00:36:00,410 Peg... 664 00:36:00,452 --> 00:36:02,871 how's my original Renoir coming? 665 00:36:02,912 --> 00:36:05,457 Including drying time, you should have it tomorrow morning. 666 00:36:05,498 --> 00:36:06,708 10:00? 667 00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:07,834 Terrific. 668 00:36:12,756 --> 00:36:14,466 Hello... 669 00:36:14,507 --> 00:36:16,885 I'd like to make an appointment to have my house inspected... 670 00:36:16,926 --> 00:36:19,429 for the installation of a security system. 671 00:36:19,471 --> 00:36:21,056 (Brooks) My assistants will go through each room... 672 00:36:21,097 --> 00:36:23,183 and take down the measurements. 673 00:36:23,224 --> 00:36:26,061 They'll shoot some snapshots of the views to evaluate the accessibilities... 674 00:36:26,102 --> 00:36:27,937 of the windows. 675 00:36:27,979 --> 00:36:29,397 Then I'll give you our estimates... 676 00:36:29,439 --> 00:36:30,982 and go over our various plans... 677 00:36:31,024 --> 00:36:32,776 and see if we can't secure your home for you. 678 00:36:32,817 --> 00:36:34,444 That'll be fine, sir. 679 00:36:34,486 --> 00:36:37,489 We also stock supplemental alarm systems for specific items... 680 00:36:37,530 --> 00:36:39,282 like this painting, for instance... 681 00:36:39,324 --> 00:36:41,368 if it was worth an excessive amount. 682 00:36:41,409 --> 00:36:43,912 Well, I see you're not a connoisseur of art, Mr. Brooks. 683 00:36:43,953 --> 00:36:45,747 Because if you were... 684 00:36:45,789 --> 00:36:49,417 you'd know that that painting is a very valuable piece. 685 00:36:49,459 --> 00:36:50,502 Really? 686 00:36:50,543 --> 00:36:53,838 It is a lost Renoir. 687 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:55,840 It was found in a villa in France. 688 00:36:55,882 --> 00:36:57,509 It must have been hidden for 40 years. 689 00:36:57,550 --> 00:36:59,094 I just acquired it last month. 690 00:36:59,135 --> 00:37:01,096 Well, then I'd imagine something that rare... 691 00:37:01,137 --> 00:37:02,847 would be worth a considerable amount. 692 00:37:02,889 --> 00:37:04,766 That's why you're here. 693 00:37:04,808 --> 00:37:07,727 I want that picture made theft-proof. 694 00:37:07,769 --> 00:37:09,479 Well, don't worry. 695 00:37:09,521 --> 00:37:12,440 I'm sure we can do something very special for you here. 696 00:37:18,822 --> 00:37:20,532 (Shawn) This is Renoir's long lost... 697 00:37:20,573 --> 00:37:22,534 Young Girl Arranging Earrings. 698 00:37:22,575 --> 00:37:25,036 Hasn't been seen since the start of the Second World War. 699 00:37:25,078 --> 00:37:26,996 It was thought destroyed all these years. 700 00:37:27,038 --> 00:37:29,082 How much is it worth? 701 00:37:29,124 --> 00:37:33,878 I'd estimate between $1 million and $1.5 million. 702 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:37,549 I'll call my broker in Sweden and have him arrange a buyer. 703 00:37:37,590 --> 00:37:40,510 Murdock should have our reproduction ready in 24 hours. 704 00:37:43,930 --> 00:37:45,932 Hey, hey, hey! 705 00:37:45,974 --> 00:37:47,392 I'll take care of this, all right? 706 00:37:47,434 --> 00:37:50,353 Well, that'll be $5.50, without the tip. 707 00:37:50,395 --> 00:37:51,855 Oh, yeah? Well, here's $7. 708 00:37:51,896 --> 00:37:53,398 Keep the change. 709 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,442 Enjoy. 710 00:37:55,483 --> 00:37:56,776 Enjoy. 711 00:38:00,113 --> 00:38:01,865 So, if you approve, Mr. Smith... 712 00:38:01,906 --> 00:38:04,117 we can have your painting wired and secured today... 713 00:38:04,159 --> 00:38:06,036 and finish the rest of your house tomorrow. 714 00:38:06,077 --> 00:38:08,371 Well, you have a very fine reputation. 715 00:38:08,413 --> 00:38:09,789 So let's do it. 716 00:38:09,831 --> 00:38:12,375 Good, we'll get started immediately. 717 00:38:12,417 --> 00:38:15,086 And to show you our appreciation of your trust in us... 718 00:38:15,128 --> 00:38:16,921 I'd like to take you out to lunch. 719 00:38:16,963 --> 00:38:18,423 Well, that's not at all necessary. 720 00:38:18,465 --> 00:38:20,342 Please, be my guest, you and your friend. 721 00:38:20,383 --> 00:38:22,344 I know a wonderful spot. 722 00:38:22,385 --> 00:38:26,264 Good food, good music, and an endless supply of gorgeous young ladies. 723 00:38:33,021 --> 00:38:34,189 *[music playing] 724 00:38:34,230 --> 00:38:36,024 How long will it take your technicians? 725 00:38:36,066 --> 00:38:39,069 Not long. In fact, they should be leaving any minute now. 726 00:38:45,992 --> 00:38:48,912 [birds chirping] 727 00:41:19,270 --> 00:41:23,316 [dogs barking] 728 00:41:49,801 --> 00:41:50,802 Hi, guys. 729 00:41:50,844 --> 00:41:52,303 Hi, Face. 730 00:41:52,345 --> 00:41:54,556 Now, I've got a gun pointed right at your belly. 731 00:41:54,597 --> 00:41:56,141 Well, I guess we're covered. 732 00:41:56,182 --> 00:41:58,226 This whole thing was a setup, wasn't it? 733 00:41:58,268 --> 00:42:00,311 The mansion, the painting. Murdock, too. 734 00:42:00,353 --> 00:42:01,771 You're pretty quick. 735 00:42:01,813 --> 00:42:03,648 You watch a lot of game shows, huh? 736 00:42:03,690 --> 00:42:05,734 You know, if I were three feet in front of a bullet... 737 00:42:05,775 --> 00:42:08,194 I don't think I'd be cracking so many jokes. 738 00:42:08,236 --> 00:42:10,280 I knew this plan wouldn't work, Hannibal. 739 00:42:10,321 --> 00:42:11,656 Hannibal? 740 00:42:11,698 --> 00:42:13,783 Yeah. Hannibal Smith. 741 00:42:13,825 --> 00:42:14,868 We're the A-Team. 742 00:42:14,909 --> 00:42:16,244 Maybe you've heard of us? 743 00:42:16,286 --> 00:42:18,204 Yeah, I've heard of you. 744 00:42:18,246 --> 00:42:19,664 [laughing] 745 00:42:19,706 --> 00:42:21,207 How about that, huh? 746 00:42:21,249 --> 00:42:24,627 I captured the A-Team. 747 00:42:24,669 --> 00:42:26,629 Hey, there's a bounty on your heads, isn't there? 748 00:42:26,671 --> 00:42:28,298 Yeah, dead or alive, I think. 749 00:42:28,340 --> 00:42:31,593 Okay, Blair, here's your chance to earn some bonus money. 750 00:42:31,634 --> 00:42:33,678 Now you fill these guys with a couple pounds of lead... 751 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:35,680 and you turn them over to the Military Police. 752 00:42:35,722 --> 00:42:36,931 Then meet me back at the gallery. 753 00:42:36,973 --> 00:42:38,683 I got a message for Murdock... 754 00:42:38,725 --> 00:42:40,810 and I wanna deliver it to him personally. 755 00:42:40,852 --> 00:42:43,271 Use my car and... 756 00:42:43,313 --> 00:42:45,231 you be sure and make it painful, huh? 757 00:42:45,273 --> 00:42:46,691 My pleasure. 758 00:42:46,733 --> 00:42:48,151 Come with me, Tepper. 759 00:42:49,402 --> 00:42:52,364 Come on, let's move it. Now! 760 00:42:52,405 --> 00:42:54,574 (Blair) Nice and easy, pretty boy. 761 00:42:56,910 --> 00:42:59,245 [exclaims] Hey, watch it! 762 00:42:59,287 --> 00:43:00,622 [exclaims] 763 00:43:00,663 --> 00:43:02,165 [people chattering] 764 00:43:04,417 --> 00:43:05,669 Come on. 765 00:43:05,710 --> 00:43:06,711 You were wonderful. 766 00:43:06,753 --> 00:43:07,837 [sighing] 767 00:43:12,425 --> 00:43:14,386 We'd like Mr. Brooks' car. 768 00:43:14,427 --> 00:43:15,720 Well, I don't.... 769 00:43:15,762 --> 00:43:17,222 Yeah, now! 770 00:43:17,263 --> 00:43:18,848 Yes, sir! This way, here. 771 00:43:24,896 --> 00:43:27,607 We'll bring it back as soon as we can. 772 00:43:27,649 --> 00:43:28,817 Take your time. 773 00:43:36,658 --> 00:43:38,743 (Brooks) By now, your friends should be just a bad memory. 774 00:43:38,785 --> 00:43:40,620 Now it's your turn. 775 00:43:40,662 --> 00:43:42,080 Not necessarily, my friends have perfected the art of escape. 776 00:43:42,122 --> 00:43:43,957 I wouldn't count on it. 777 00:43:43,998 --> 00:43:46,793 Not unless your friends have perfected coming back from the dead. 778 00:43:59,681 --> 00:44:02,976 [guns firing] 779 00:44:16,072 --> 00:44:18,158 [groans] 780 00:44:25,331 --> 00:44:27,292 Murdock, it's all right. 781 00:44:27,334 --> 00:44:28,418 [guns firing] 782 00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,820 Look on the bright side, pal. 783 00:44:55,862 --> 00:44:57,280 We didn't dent your Mercedes. 784 00:45:05,205 --> 00:45:06,915 (Peggy) We're glad you guys hung around long enough... 785 00:45:06,956 --> 00:45:08,416 for us to say thank you. 786 00:45:08,458 --> 00:45:09,793 It's a pleasure. 787 00:45:09,834 --> 00:45:11,753 Now all those bad guys are in jail for good. 788 00:45:11,795 --> 00:45:13,713 And all the stolen masterpieces... 789 00:45:13,755 --> 00:45:15,799 have been returned to their rightful owners. 790 00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,843 And we're happy to report that we have a refund. Face. 791 00:45:18,885 --> 00:45:20,512 Right, yeah. 792 00:45:20,553 --> 00:45:22,889 Well, let's see, we had lunch at the bistro. 793 00:45:22,931 --> 00:45:25,392 That was, $123... 794 00:45:25,433 --> 00:45:28,478 B.A.'s suit, that's $657... 795 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:31,272 the rental of the Excalibur, $120 a day for two days... 796 00:45:31,314 --> 00:45:35,276 that's $240 plus gas. 797 00:45:35,318 --> 00:45:39,447 And there's our usual fee, four men for two days and.... 798 00:45:39,489 --> 00:45:41,157 Look, you can just read it if you like. 799 00:45:41,199 --> 00:45:42,492 The point is... 800 00:45:42,534 --> 00:45:47,872 the balance from all this comes to $8,000. 801 00:45:47,914 --> 00:45:50,166 Which is still plenty for you to get that Harvard education... 802 00:45:50,208 --> 00:45:51,835 if you ever decide to. 803 00:45:52,961 --> 00:45:54,921 [seagulls cawing] 804 00:45:54,963 --> 00:45:57,799 Hey, Murdock, you crazy fool! Don't put that in my van! 805 00:45:57,841 --> 00:45:59,801 But I got to! These are the tools that I need... 806 00:45:59,843 --> 00:46:01,469 to develop my artistic self, man. 807 00:46:01,511 --> 00:46:02,721 You're gonna develop a lump on your head... 808 00:46:02,762 --> 00:46:04,764 if you don't get rid of that junk! 809 00:46:04,806 --> 00:46:07,267 I can't do that. I just can't do it. I can't stand here... 810 00:46:07,308 --> 00:46:10,478 and just watch myself throw away my whole new career. 811 00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:11,896 Well, watch me do it then. 812 00:46:11,938 --> 00:46:13,356 Get out of here. 813 00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:18,820 (Face) Don't take it so hard, Murdock. 814 00:46:18,862 --> 00:46:20,363 There'll be other careers. 815 00:46:20,405 --> 00:46:22,782 What makes this such a sad moment for me... 816 00:46:22,824 --> 00:46:24,576 is that the whole time I was locked... 817 00:46:24,617 --> 00:46:28,496 in that dark, dingy, dusty, dank dungeon... 818 00:46:28,538 --> 00:46:31,332 there was only one face that kept popping into my head. 819 00:46:31,374 --> 00:46:33,251 Yeah? Who was that? 820 00:46:33,293 --> 00:46:35,003 B.A. 821 00:46:35,045 --> 00:46:37,339 Now he's turned on me. 822 00:46:37,380 --> 00:46:38,840 Thank you so much. 823 00:46:38,882 --> 00:46:40,967 Good luck. 824 00:46:41,009 --> 00:46:42,469 Good luck. 825 00:46:42,510 --> 00:46:44,220 Okay, guys, let's go. 826 00:46:53,063 --> 00:46:54,564 No, not my lucky brush! 827 00:46:54,606 --> 00:46:56,775 Not my paintbrush! That's my lucky paintbrush! 828 00:46:56,816 --> 00:46:58,610 That's it, Murdock! 829 00:46:58,651 --> 00:47:00,820 I don't wanna hear another word about your painting... 830 00:47:00,862 --> 00:47:02,822 because you can't paint nothing. 831 00:47:04,032 --> 00:47:06,034 [grunts] 832 00:47:06,076 --> 00:47:08,453 "Can't paint nothing." 833 00:47:08,495 --> 00:47:10,872 The man knows where he's going... 834 00:47:10,914 --> 00:47:12,832 but he hasn't checked his flanks. 835 00:47:33,478 --> 00:47:35,397 * 62620

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