All language subtitles for The A-Team (1983) - S03E20 - Knights of the Road (1080p x265 EDGE2020).eng

(male narrator)
In 1972,
a crack commando unit...

was sent to prison
by a military court...

for a crime
they didn't commit.

These men promptly escaped...

from a maximum-security
stockade...

to the Los Angeles
underground.

Today, still wanted
by the government...

they survive
as soldiers of fortune.

If you have a problem,
if no one else can help...

and if you can find them...

maybe you can hire
the A-Team.

[gun firing]

(Robert)
Corson Truck Dispatch.

I just finished with lunch.
I'm on Main and Third.

Let me know
if you have any customers.

Clear.

(Tyler)
This is Tyler.

If you see any of
Corson's trucks on the street,
take care of them.

(woman on radio)
Corson One.

Bill from the diner called.
There's a silver-blue Volvo
left in the loading zone.

It's been there awhile
and he wants it towed.

(Tyler)
This is Tyler.

I just intercepted
a Corson call.
Get over to Bill's Diner...

and get a silver-blue
Volvo parked in the front
before Corson gets there.

[engine revving]

[metallic clanking]

Okay, I've got it over here,
Dad. You need a hand?

(Robert)
No, I've just about got it,
honey. There you go.

You know, it's hard to believe
somebody would leave
a beautiful car like this...

abandoned at
the side of the road.

Oh, no. Look out, honey!

We'll take it from here,
Corson. This is our call.

No, Carl,
we got this call first.

If you want to check
the log books,
you go right ahead.

I don't think so.

Dad! Put me down!

[Robert groaning]

Dad.

Listen, old man...

Mr. Tyler made you
a very generous offer...

for your broken down junkyard.

There's no more business
for you in this town,
Corson. Got it?

Dad!

You should feel thankful
your business is all we take.

You got so much
more to give.

One pretty lady,
huh, Carl?

How about it, Jenny? You want
to play house to save Poppa?

Hey, hey!

Get away from me.
Let me go.

Now, didn't your daddy
ever teach you it's not
nice to hit people?

It makes them mad.
And when they get mad...

they do things.

Sometimes unpleasant things.

You understand
what I'm telling you?

[glass shattering]

I'm gonna get
those punks if it kills me.

Dad, we can't fight them alone
anymore. We need some help.

(Robert)
If only I could have found
The A-Team when it was in L.A.

(Jenny)
Dad, there's a black van
over there.

I bet it's Tyler's.

I've taken about all
from Tyler, I'm gonna take.

Hello, I'm Hannibal Smith.
This is the A-Team.

(Robert)
They're scum, Mr. Smith.

They disable
people's vehicles and...

they charge them outrageous
prices to repair 'em.

Sometimes they just tow cars
away for the fee and claim
some violation of the law.

Yeah, we've held them off
for quite a while...

but now they're starting
to play real hardball.

Yeah, I was the one
who sent Dad to L.A.
to find the A-Team.

(Jenny)
Never thought we'd be able
to do it, though.

If we'd have known he had
such a beautiful daughter,
we'd have come to you.

About the payment.

Yes. Usually we require
a small deposit. And the...

balance is paid
upon completion of the job.

I'll be most happy to work out
all the details in private.

We have a part time
bookkeeper, Mrs. Kenper.

She'll be happy to go over
all that with you. Thank you.

(Murdock)
Faceman bites the dust.
Right.

Your business
isn't that big, Mr. Corson.

Why would Tyler want
to go through all this...

just to get his hands on it?
That's what doesn't make
any sense.

I've got a franchise
to go across the border
to pick up...

American cars
stalled in Mexico.

And that, plus what we can
pick up here in town is barely
enough to keep us afloat.

We can't even afford
part-time employees.

Colonel? Colonel, did I ever
tell you that...

being a tow truck driver
has always been
a secret dream of mine?

[growls]

Well, first thing we got
to let Mr. Tyler know is that
you're still in business.

You know, Hannibal,
it just ain't fair.

These are honest people
who work hard
all their lives...

trying to earn
a honest living.

Then, some buzzard come along
and try to take it away.

Yeah, well, we'll just have to
bend their beaks, won't we?

Faceman! Look at
all this neat junk.
Yeah.

Think of the history
that is extant in this yard.

Take this, for instance.

Huh?

That's nothing
but an old gearshift knob.

No. This is not just an old
gearshift knob. Listen.

[speaking Japanese]

Coming from a Japanese car.
As a matter of fact...

coming from a 1972
baby-blue Hiroshimoshi.

Murdock--

Think of the stories
that this knob could tell,
if it could talk.

Think of the hearts
and the minds and the souls of
the men who have touched it.

We're talking about
people's lives here.

Faceman,
this is not just a yard...

filled with junk cars
strewn about so that nature
can consume them. No!

We're talking
about living creatures.

We're talking about souls.

Gee, I never thought of it
like that, Murdock.

(Murdock)
You haven't read
much Bradbury, have you?

Well, looks pretty nice.
B.A. is the best.

Here you go, B.A.

Not bad?

Not bad.

Faceman, could I talk to you
for a minute, please?

Sure.

Excuse me.

Yes?

I'm beginning to become
concerned about
what's going on here.

What?

That temptress dropped you
like a cold shower.

That wench tossed your charm
aside like a hot sweater
in July, pal.

Really? What are you
talking about, Murdock?
This is a case.

I mean, this is strictly
business with me.

You don't want to talk
about it? I understand.

I'll ride with you
and if you want to open up,
I'll be there.

I'm going to leave now.
You stay here
and think about it.

(Face)
Murdock.

(Jenny)
You know, Tyler monitors
our frequencies.

I'm counting on it.

We are like priests.

We're saving souls
on the road of life.

Highway rangers. No.

No, we're not rangers.

We're knights.

Knights of the Road!

When you're stranded
on the road, who do you call?

Yes, the tow truck driver.

(Murdock)
That's you and me, B.A.

And the souls. They linger...

in each and every car.

Let's go, guys!

[phone ringing]

(Zuniga)
Habla, SenorZuniga.

(Tyler)
I'll have Corson's franchise
within a week.

Very good.

I assume the old man
isn't giving you
too much trouble, then?

You've got to be kidding.

Hey, I can take care
of everything just fine.

Don't forget,
this is a 50-50 deal, huh?

(Zuniga)
Mr. Tyler.

The only reason I deal with
lowlives like yourself...

is to keep my hands
from getting dirty.

Don't overestimate
your position.

Go on, Faceman. Put your hand
in mine and say it.

The Tow Truck Driver's Creed
must be said at the beginning
of each trip.

(Murdock)
I swear to come to the aid
of the automotive maiden...

threatened by the ravages
of the asphalt dragon...

who breathes fire and
casts potholes in her path.

Who never uttered the cynical
cliche, "It's either
not getting sparked,

or not getting gassed"?

And at the end of the day...

when twilight comes,
when others feel
that duty has been served...

I shall not rest
until my tools
and fingernails are clean.

For that is the creed
of a Knight of the Road.

Murdock, just be quiet.
I want to be alone
with my thoughts.

(Jenny)
Corson Base to units.
Here we go.

Hello, beautiful, what's up?

Pick up a gold Renault
on Fourth and Main.
The driver has left the car.

It has a broken drive shaft.
Got it.

Face, we'll meet you there.

(Face)
10-4, I'll see you there,
Colonel.

I'm gonna enjoy this.

(Tyler)
This is Tyler.

I just spotted
a call from Corson.

There's a gold Renault
broken down
on Fourth and Main.

I want to get there first
and teach him a lesson.

[brakes screeching]

The Knights of the Road
have arrived
at their destination, sir.

(Hannibal)
We're right behind you.
E.T.A. three minutes.

Roger.

Quickly, Faceman. We must get
this fair damsel in distress
to a mechanic.

Well, heads up, Murdock.
It's showtime.

You just don't learn, huh?

Maybe this time
we'll break his legs.

(Carl)
Well, well.

Looks like Corson
got himself a little helper.

(Carl)
All the better
to send our message.

Well, thanks, gentlemen,
but we have everything
under control.

I don't think we'll be needing
your assistance after all.

You sure are a funny guy
for a pretty boy.

So I'll tell you what.

You get this truck out of here
and I promise I won't
break your face too badly.

Be gone. The Knights
of the Road are not afraid.

Be gone before I raise
my lance and make of thee
a poor and piteous fool...

whose tail will ride
twixt tooth and tongue and
buried there until you die!

What are you talking about,
punk?

I give you both
fair warning.

I will count to 175.

One, two--
Why, you....

Nice.

All right.

I know just the place
to put these slimeballs.

Let's go.

Hey!

Well, I think that ought
to get Tyler's attention.

What the heck's
going on here, huh?

I've got a bunch of damn
Girl Scouts working for me.

These guys came at us
from both directions.

Now I'm telling you,
they were planning
for this assault.

What do you think
I pay you for? To take care
of any problems.

I can tell you one thing,
Mr. Tyler. It ain't gonna
happen again. Right?

(men)
Right.
You got that right, Bubba.

Now, I want you guys
to arm yourselves.

Keep it in the truck
if you have to, double-up
if you have to.

Anybody gets near one
of our trucks,
you waste them.

And bring the body to me,
you understand?
Right.

We got a week to get
Corson's franchise...

or Zuniga's gonna
cut out on us.

(Tyler)
Now get moving!

Come on, guys,
let's go to work.

(Freddy)
I'll personally give $50...

to whoever spots
one of these guys.

(Face)
Now what I mean,
the work order...

was sent out yesterday.
I mean...

we drove clear across town
in order to get here.

I don't get it.

Nothing was written down
by the girl there.

Oh, boy.
Gee whiz, I....

I hate temp help these days.
I mean, you tell them
to write it, you know?

You tell them to carbon it,
even make a xerox of it,
but do they listen?

No, siree.
Well, I tell you.

I personally apologize
and it will not happen again,
okay?

As soon as my boys run a check
on these radios here,
we'll be out of here. Okay?

Yeah, okay.
Okay, great.

You got the clips on tight,
crazy man?

I am shocked.

I am shocked that you would,
for even a moment,
consider casting any doubts...

on the ability
of a Knight of the Road.

I'm gonna cast my fists
on your lips if you don't
answer the question.

They are tight, sir.

I wrapped the monster jaws...

around the unsuspecting wire,
and I pressed...

and I pressed until
they became one
with each other. In fact...

it was such
a beautiful moment,
I may need a cigarette.

[groaning]

Okay, Hannibal.
We got the radios wired up.

* See you later, alligator *

* Don't overheat
your radiator *

* Just keep it cool,
we'll catch you later *

* You know you finally
met your match *

* We'll throw a chain around
that bumper *

* And tow away
that sporty number *

* Let 'em worry,
let 'em wonder *

* We gotta keep 'em
on their toes *

[inaudible]

* That's the way
the story goes *

* You can dish it out *

* But can you take it? *

* You're acting tough *

* Bet you're only faking *

* Ain't you had enough,
ain't your knees a-shakin'? *

* 'Cause we're
the baddest boys in town *

Hey, you guys need
a tow truck?

* See you later, alligator *

* Don't overheat
your radiator *

* Just keep it cool,
we'll catch you later *

* You boys have finally
met your match *

* Sure did! *

* See you later, alligator *

* Don't overheat
your radiator *

* Just keep it cool,
we'll catch you later *

* You guys have finally
met your match *

* Listen! *

* See you later, alligator *

* Yeah! *

[Jenny laughing]

(Jenny)
This is incredible!

In the last two days,
our business has tripled
anything we had before.

It's just a matter
of going out
and finding the business.

I'd say, it was more
a matter of hiring you four.

That, too.

Yeah. Regardless
of the danger,
that's what I'm here for.

To serve.

That's why we pay you.

Yeah. But I don't
always do this kind
of stuff for the money.

I mean, sure. Running the risk
of having your skull beaten in
with a crowbar...

that's fun in itself.
But, well...

helping people.
You know, that's...

that's also a thing with me.

That's very nice.

[groaning]

What are you staring at?

You. I've been watching you,
and I'm worried about you.

Can I talk to you
for a minute?
You're thinking...

that I've been shot down,
right?
It is a little disturbing...

to the frontline troops to
see their top love-pilot hit
the dirt and then cry "medic."

Do I have to go in there
just to prove to you...

that if she thought
I was interested in her...

I mean, she'd go for me
in a hot second?
Yes.

I want you to go in there
right now.

I want you to go in there
and talk to her...

and not come out
until you've fixed that flat.

Right now?
I'll wait right here.

Fix that flat.
Yeah.

Here. Let me
get that for you.

I can get it fine.

Wait a minute, Jenny. I think
we should have a little talk.

Now, I've tried to be nice...

charming, witty.

(Face)
I think I deserve better,
don't you?

I mean, after all, I am one of
the guys who's trying to pull
your garage out of the dumps.

And I do appreciate
what you're doing.
What seems to be
the problem here?

What's the problem?
I'll tell you
what the problem is.

You are nice
and charming and witty.

You're even good looking.
I know the type.
I was engaged to one.

I see. Well, I'm sorry.

If I'd have known that--
(Robert)
Face.

Face, the Colonel wants you
on the double.
Right.

(Tyler)
It's a blue Chevy
with no engine in it.

Parked two miles south
of the main highway
on Wilson Road.

Put the package
in the trunk....

(Hannibal)
You know, I've been
waiting for this.

I knew, there was something
hidden deeper.

(Tyler)
Everything depends on it.

If Corson's guys get this one
away from us, it's over.

If anyone shows up,
I want this pickup cancelled.

What do you suppose
they're picking up, Colonel?

I don't know.
But whatever it is...

it's at the bottom
of Tyler's operation.

So, what's the plan, Hannibal?
The plan.

[clears throat]

Face.

Oh, here.

(Face)
This is the part I like.
I mean...

you can almost hear
those wheels turning.

Yeah, he's an idea machine
all right.
He's on the jazz now.

We're gonna put
our own package in the blue
Chevy out on Wilson Road.

Murdock.

(Hannibal)
So far, so good.

If they don't spot us
they'll go through with it.

Yeah, so far, so good.
But you forgot about Murdock.

Don't worry, B.A.
The Knight of the Road
will be fine.

Okay, Murdock.

(Hannibal)
They're on you now.

Be quiet.

You're okay. You're clear.
They're hooking you up.

They just put something
in the trunk.

Murdock, they're doing
something behind the car.
Can you tell what it is?

It looks like
they're changing
the license plates.

We've gotta hang back.
Stay out of sight.

(Hannibal)
Take care of yourself.
It's all up to you now.

This is no problem
for a Knight of the Road.

(Carl)
This car belongs
to the Mexican Consulate.

It's free to pass into Mexico.

(guard)
Corson is supposed to do
these border crossings.

It's a diplomat's car.

It doesn't come
under Corson's contract.

Diplomatic Immunity.
There is no search.

They're crossing into Mexico.
What're we gonna do now,
Hannibal?

We can't cross
the border station
without getting busted.

We're wanted men, remember?

We can get across the border,
but not in time
to follow them.

Murdock?
This is Hannibal. Come in.

[radio buzzing]

Murdock? Do you read?

That fool is on his own now.

(Hannibal)
We gotta get back
to Corson's garage.

The only chance
of hooking up with Murdock
is if he phones us.

[speaking Spanish]

Yeah.

[speaks Spanish]

Where?
The trunk.

Toto, I have a feeling
we're not in Kansas anymore.

It looks like a 30,
no, a beautiful...

35-foot run.
What do you think, Howard?

[imitating Howard Cosell]
The preferred aptitude
of this athlete...

will enable him
to perambulate...

this pedestrian
abyss with consummate
facileness.

Maybe this Cinderella story
is too much to believe.

We don't like
any sudden surprises.

We agreed on a price.
Well, yes.

But you must
remember, my friend...

the price is always contingent
on the risks involved.

(Tyler)
$300,000, we agreed on.
You can count it.

(Zuniga)
I will.

What about today's delivery?

You should have no trouble
crossing the border.

You will be towing
my own personal car.
There should be no problems.

Of course, once you get
the Corson towing franchise,
we won't...

have to worry about
what car we use, will we?

That's great.
Where's the drugs?

In the spare tire.

If you leave now,
you should be back
in the United States by dawn.

[door opening]

[door closing]

[phone ringing]

Hello?
(woman)
Hola.

Person-to-person call
for Mr. Hannibal Smith
from Rod Knight.

No operator, no. Road.

Road, as in Colossus of--
That's me, operator. Go ahead.

Hey, Hannibal.
Murdock, where are you?

(Murdock)
I haven't got a clue,
Hannibal,

I was under
the hood of the car.

I'd ask somebody around here,
but they don't seem
to speak my language.

I think,
I'm either in Mexico...

or at a swap meet.

Can you give us
a destination or a location?

No, that's a negative.
I had to lay low, but...

I'm in a....

I'm in a villa somewhere.
But here's what I do know.
Do you have a pencil?

This is the scoop.

There's some big shot
down here by the name
of Zuniga who is selling...

drugs by running them
across the border
in wrecks that they fix up.

Now, Tyler has just
bought the next load.

Well, that's why they want
Corson's franchise.

So no one will question
why they're towing wrecks
across the border.

They needed to make
a dope run now...

so they used
diplomatic plates.

But they can't overuse it
'cause the border guards
get suspicious.

[radio feedback]

It looks like our muchachos
are getting ready to move
their next load...

in a black, four-door sedan.
Okay.

See if you can find out
more about this Zuniga.

And, get us a location
so we can meet you there.

I gotta mail something first.
Trust me.

Tyler's bringing in a load
of drugs. We got work to do.

They're crossing
the border now.

(Hannibal)
They're towing a black sedan
with diplomatic plates.

Pick them up about a mile
down the road and get them
between us, B.A.

Yeah, get them between us.

[car tires screeching]

(Tyler)
Those Corson guys are on us
again. They're everywhere.

All right, joyride's over.
Everybody out.

(Tyler)
Hey, what's going on, huh?

Diplomatic plates.

That's why the guards never
searched this car.

Hey, look, Face.
Powdered sugar.
Not my brand.

Now, there's just one thing
I'd like to know.

Where does Zuniga live?

I ain't telling you spit,
jack.

Doesn't look like he wants
to cooperate, Hannibal.

No, it doesn't, does it?

But I bet
he changes his mind.

Not a chance.

(all)
What're you doing?

It's really a shame you're not
more cooperative.

You're bluffing.
I ain't telling you nothing.

You want to know something,
use the Yellow Pages.

Yellow Pages? Cute. B.A.

What the hell you doing, huh?
Hey!

It's simple.
I'm gonna squeeze
the truth out of you.

You're crazy!

Wrong answer.

(Tyler)
This is murder!
Now wait a minute!

[all screaming]

Stop!

This is murder.

This is pest control.

B.A., you're developing
a sense of humor.

[grunting]

I'll tell you what
you want to know. He lives
in a mansion in Mexico.

West of Santa Rosalina.
A couple of miles
across the border.

125 San Marcos Road.
Now call him off!

Yeah, I knew you'd listen
to reason. You guys
can get out now.

What?
Yeah, you can get out.
Come on.

Face, let's tie them up.
We've got work to do.

(Hannibal)
No, I need something bigger,
more powerful.

(Jenny)
That truck over there,
it hasn't run for awhile...

but it weighs
about 12 tons.

Can you get her going?

You know, Hannibal,
if it got wheels,
I can fix it.

(Hannibal)
There's more than one way
to get south of the border.

[guns firing]

Drop the guns.

What is the meaning of this?
Who are you to come in here
like this?

Well, let's say that
we're the cleaning crew.

We've come to sweep up
the dirt starting with you.
Move it.

If you're looking for money,
I can pay you.

Well, if you're
looking for money...

it's been mailed.

To the Corson garage.

And you know
how the mails are.

Through rain, through sleet,
through hail...

they must go through.

Okay, B.A.

We thought
we'd bring your car back.
Yeah.

Algae is so terrible
on the paint job.

You'll pay for this.
You will never leave
Mexico alive.

Really?

Let's put this slimeball
in the local slammer.

(B.A.)
Hannibal, we are bringing
these guys to the police.

Man, we're gonna be
asking for trouble.

(Hannibal)
Don't worry, B.A. The cops
don't want us in Mexico.

And this time, we don't have
to leave the garbage in a
pile before the police arrive.

This is gonna be fun.

(Hannibal)
I want these men arrested
as cocaine dealers.

Hope you have
plenty of empty cells.

Arrest them.

I told you, you would
never leave my country alive.

What do you want us to
do with them, Captain?

Captain?

Captain of Police.
Captain of the police. Great.

Put them into a cell
and watch them closely.

I will deal with you
and your friends later.

So much for law and order.

Good.

[policeman speaking Spanish]

*[theme from
The Good, the Bad,
and the Ugly playing]

The Knights of the Road
have arrived.
Anyone have a flat?

(Hannibal)
Yeah, what took you so long?

Did you ever stand on line
at the post office?

If I could impose
upon you for a moment,
would you be so kind?

Would you mind looping
this hook around the bars?

The Knight of the Road knows
how to start the engine.

(Murdock)
Stand back, gentlemen.
For your safety. Stand back.

What the hell was that?

(Hannibal)
Go!

It seems our friends are more
resourceful than we expected.

I suspect they're on their way
to Corson's garage to pick up
your money.

Yeah, I want to go after them
by myself...

but if we gang up on them,
we can tear them apart.

We'll split it
down the middle, 50-50.

(Tyler)
I paid for something
that I didn't collect.

In case you don't remember...

that drug shipment
is in a cube
in that thing you call a car.

I'll be at Corson's
when they deliver the mail.

(Hannibal)
We haven't got much time.

Zuniga and Tyler
will be here any minute.

(Face)
You know they're gonna have
an army with them, Hannibal.

(Hannibal)
Well, I hope so.

Come on out, Corson!

[guns firing]

We'll talk on my terms now.

(Zuniga)
You've got 10 seconds to come
out with the money, senor.

Or, I'll take these trucks,
and I'll knock
your house down.

[engine revving]

[explosion]

Hey, Murdock,
there's no business
like tow business.

Nice.

Well, what can I say?
You saved my business
and my life.

I could never
thank you enough.

You did fine.

Tyler's in jail,
so is Zuniga.

You know, the Mexican people
don't like a crooked cop
any more than we do.

You know, it's pretty
incredible how you lured
Zuniga into the U.S.

We couldn't take
a police captain
to the police.

Even though we tried.

Well....

You know, I really meant
what I said before.

I could fall for you if....

Yeah, I know.

Maybe someday.
If I'm in town...

I'll give you a call.

Mr. Corson! I just...

I just got to have it.
Murdock, you can have
anything you want.

I know I can't be a Knight
of the Road forever...

but I need something
as a remembrance of those
stirring days of yesteryear.

Where's the big guy?

My kemosabe.
I want him to share....

(B.A.)
Right here.

[buzzing]

No, big guy!
You're making a mistake!

(Murdock)
Knights of the Road don't fly.
You're thinking of Superman.

Wait, friend. Put me down!

Colonel!
B.A., let him down.

Okay.
No! Wait!

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