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(male narrator) In 1972, a crack commando unit...

was sent to prison by a military court...

for a crime they didn't commit.

These men promptly escaped...

from a maximum-security stockade...

to the Los Angeles underground.

Today, still wanted by the government...

they survive as soldiers of fortune.

If you have a problem, if no one else can help...

and if you can find them...

maybe you can hire the A-Team.

[gun firing]

[children laughing]

(children) * Happy birthday to you *

* Happy birthday to you *

* Happy birthday, dear Sally *

* Happy birthday to you *

[children clapping]

[children cheering]

Sally, being 10 is something very special.

You know, I can remember my 10th birthday.

It's one of my favorites.

Okay, now take a deep breath...

and blow out all those candles.

Wait, don't forget to make a wish.

[all cheering]

(girl #1) I hope you get your wish, Sally.

Right on. Can I have the first piece?

(girl #1) No! Sally gets the first piece.

That's right, the birthday girl gets the first piece.

Okay guys, try not to get too many crumbs on the floor, okay?

Right.

Right. And use your napkins, not the tablecloth...

to wipe off those soon-to-be messy, little hands.

[doorbell rings]

I'll get it. Dad, why don't you take over?

Okay. All right, gang, give me your plates.

Yes?

We came by to see Gentleman Jim. Is he around?

Uh, may I tell him what this is in reference to?

We came by to collect on a little debt.

Dad, do you know these men?

Look, honey, I'll handle this. Why don't you see what the kids are doing?

I will not!

Mr. Royce asked us to drop by.

He wants the $30,000 you owe him.

Dad, what's this all about?

Your old man was unlucky at the crap table.

Dad, you promised me... Honey--

you wouldn't gamble anymore. You said you were through with that.

You don't have the bread to cover the marker, huh, pops?

Sign on the dotted line.

I'm not gonna sign over my home to scum like you.

Now, get out of here!

[screams] No! Leave him alone.

What did you have to get physical for, huh?

You hear me threaten to break your kneecaps?

No, we just came by to collect on an outstanding debt, that's all.

You won't sign, though, huh?

Maybe a guy with your kind of luck is liable to fall off a pier or something.

Or, your daughter here, run into a car.

One of the kids falls down the stairs.

A terrible thing about accidents...

you don't know when they're gonna happen.

No, Dad, don't.

(Patty) If we lose the house...

there'll be no place for the children.

You got till the end of next week to move out...

and don't make us have to evict you. You know what I mean?

Come on.

Excuse me.

Damn.

You didn't happen to see anyone waiting at this table over here, number 6?

Yeah, there was a fellow over there.

He went to the phone, he'll be right back.

Excuse me, I'd go for the 6-ball, bank it into the side pocket.

You know a lot about pool, huh, miss?

Yes, I do.

Bug off.

Sorry. I didn't mean to sound like an expert.

Well, you did.

You wanted me to shoot the 6-ball on a bank in the side pocket.

I think it's a better shot.

7-ball, corner pocket.

[exclaiming]

Damn.

Say, if you had to shoot this next shot...

what would you shoot?

I'd go for a combination, 5-ball off the 4-ball into the corner pocket.

5-ball off the 4-ball?

Mmm-hmm.

Well, you gonna step in here and show me...

or are you one of those tire-kickers...

whose advice isn't worth a nickel?

All right.

5-ball.

If I hadn't seen it, I wouldn't have believed it.

Your daddy sure taught you how to play pool, Miss Sullivan.

Now, if you're lookin' for the A-Team...

you found it.

I'm Hannibal Smith. How do you do?

Miss Sullivan...

the reason for the elaborate make-up was to be sure that you were...

Gentleman Jim Sullivan's daughter and not a spy for the military.

Mr. Smith, what if I didn't make that shot?

But you did. Now, you told Mr. Lee...

that you and your father run a foster home...

that your father was forced to sign over to a man named Royce.

Johnny Royce, he runs an illegal gambling operation.

My father's into him for $30,000.

But didn't I read somewhere that...

he retired, that he'd never gamble again.

And he hasn't for years...

that is, until he lost his job with the mill when they shut down.

(Patty) Dad was afraid we couldn't...

scrape together enough money for this month's mortgage.

Yeah, and he thought he could win it.

Someone steered him to Royce.

(Murdock) Honey, can I stop you for a minute?

I just want to say that I think that...

it's wonderful, what you're doin' in the foster home.

And I suspect that you and your father must have a very strong relationship.

You must help each other with a lot of positive reinforcement.

What you talkin' about, Murdock?

I'm talkin' about people like this lady here...

getting things done the right way with team support...

constructive feedback, and praise for a job well done.

My father and I run a home for five lonely...

and frightened children.

We've managed to reach them...

to get them to trust us...

and more importantly, trust each other.

For the first time in their lives...

the world doesn't look like a place that these children...

would rather run away from.

(Patty) If Royce evicts us...

I don't know what will happen to our family.

You've got to help us get our home back.

Whatever it costs us...

l'll find a way to pay you.

Oh, well, I don't think we have to worry about payment right now, do we?

That's right. We will do the job for nothing.

There you go, B.A. You see, you agreed with Faceman...

and you let him know. That's positive reinforcement.

That's two members of the team interfacing.

Well, Miss Sullivan...

it looks like you just hired the A-Team.

(Hannibal) I've been doing some checkin'...

and our friend, Royce, has got his fingers in a lot of pies...

but gambling is his main operation.

We slam the lid on that, we put him out of business.

Yeah, and then Patty and her father get the deed to their home back.

That's great. Now, all we need...

is an invitation from Royce to come down and try our luck.

You got a plan, Hannibal?

Yeah. We need a man on the inside.

Someone to tell us where and when Royce opens his casino.

Oh, come on. No, guys.

You don't expect me to go in there.

Right?

Right.

Hey, we're not open yet.

Don't mind me.

I just got to put some new records in the jukebox, here.

Well, make it snappy.

We're gonna open soon and the customers like to use the box.

I thought Mickey changes the records?

Yeah, well, I'm the new guy from Jersey.

I mean, Mr. Tommy Naples, he gave me this job.

Oh, yeah? That's terrific.

Tommy's helped a lot of people.

Yeah. I got a lot of respect for Mr. Naples...

only, uh, he didn't do me no favors...

giving me this one. You know what I mean?

At least in New Jersey I was running a nightclub for him.

I mean, I'm a mover and a shaker, you know?

Then I come out here, and what happens?

Look at me, I'm putting records in a jukebox!

I mean, had I known that, I wouldn't have come out here, I'll tell you that much.

Would you listen to this guy?

And by the way...

Mr. Royce, I want you to know...

it's a real pleasure meetin' you.

I think you're the best...

and if there's ever an opening in your organization--

Well, I don't know if I want to give an opening to a guy...

who wants to jump out on a guy that just gave him a job.

No, hey, I would never do nothing like that...

without clearing it with Mr. Naples first.

I mean, I want you to know that, Mr. Royce.

Oh, I'll remember that.

Now, why don't you go back and put the records in the jukebox?

Oh, yeah, right.

Put this stuff in the safe.

[tires screeching]

(Murdock) Okay, sister...

let me see how fast you can get your tail out from behind that bar...

and against this wall. I want to see your back, pal.

And loverboy, you're in my game plan.

Okay, what do you guys want?

You got too much money, Johnny.

(Face) Hey, listen, get the gun out of my back.

We decided we'd give you...

something to contribute to.

Us.

I move to the beat of a different drummer, sonny.

Now...

we wouldn't want you to forget us...

so we're gonna leave you a little remembrance.

B.A.?

[glasses breaking]

Nice.

[both grunting]

Sorry, pal.

That's okay, Johnny. See you around.

[tires screeching]

I can't believe a bunch of punks would come in here...

looking for a few hundred dollars and a ring.

I guess they don't know whose place this is.

Hey, are you okay? Can you stand up?

Boy, that guy can hit.

[groans]

Maybe Tommy did make a mistake.

Maybe he's got you in the wrong business.

(Royce) A guy with your kind of moxie...

shouldn't be putting records in a jukebox.

I'm gonna talk to Tommy, see what I can do.

Oh, gee, that's terrific. Thanks, Mr. Royce.

Hey, I'm not making any promises.

I'm just, like, lookin' to do the right thing.

What's your name? Russ Dorcette.

Mr. Royce, we don't need any more help.

I'll decide that.

[phone ringing] It's coming through.

[phone rings]

Mr. Naples' residence.

(Tony) Hello?

[birds chirping]

Hello?

This is Johnny Royce. Let me talk to Mr. Naples.

Does he know what this is all about?

He knows who I am. We did some business together in Chicago once.

Yeah, yeah, what was the name again?

Royce, Johnny Royce.

Yeah, all right, hold on here...

and I'll see if he's around. Okay? Hold on.

(Murdock) All yours, Colonel.

This is Tommy. Listen, I got a bad cold...

and my ears are plugged up, so speak clear, huh?

Hey, Tommy, it's Johnny.

Long time no see.

Hey, Tommy, you've got a kid working for you...

named Russ Dorcette.

[coughing]

Yeah.

Well, things are kind of tight around here.

I haven't got a place for him yet. But I got my eye on him.

Hey, well, actually, that's why I called.

I think I got an opening for this kid in my operation.

[phone beeping]

We got a tap on the line.

Yeah, well, let me know how the kid works out. Okay?

Okay.

Man, we got trouble.

They must've found the tap. Let's get out of here.

[tires screeching]

[guns firing]

Look, I think I found somebody in Royce's organization...

I can make a move on.

Terrific, Face.

I found out all these guys wear tuxedoes at the gambling place.

If I get taken in, I'll need one.

(Hannibal) There's a storefront on 16th Street.

The tuxedo shop will be in the middle of the block.

[door opening]

(Face) Yeah, okay, Ma, okay. Look, don't worry.

Mr. Naples introduced me to some real nice people down here.

Yeah, I love you too, Ma.

What're you lookin' at?

Thanks for the help, Mr. Smith.

Patty's right.

Much as I hate to say it, there's no way we could've stood up...

against Royce and his apes alone.

Well, that's our business, fixing guys like Royce.

Yeah, ain't that right, my brother?

Right.

(Meeks) Hey, Dorcette...

Mr. Royce wants to see you in his office.

Me?

Oh, yeah. You go ahead, you can start without me.

[clears throat]

If that's the way you start off lookin' for a job...

by hittin' on the boss's lady...

you're not gonna be around here very long, pal.

Hey, look, I'm just trying to be friendly.

You know, you could try that, Meeks.

Hey, kid, I talked to Tommy Naples about you.

Yeah.

He gives you all "A's."

So, starting right now, you're on the payroll.

Oh, man, that's terrific, Mr. Royce.

So, what'd you have in mind for me to do?

I mean, I'm like the kind of guy you can trust with anything.

Like, I know you're into gamblin'...

let me tell you, I used to be a croupier.

I used to be a dealer. As a matter of fact, I--

Slow down, kid. Don't be so anxious.

Everything in good time, okay?

You remind me of me, kid. I like that.

We're running today. 1423 Grant.

Any word on those guys that were shooting up the place?

I'm still working on it, Mr. Royce. Something will turn up.

Make sure it does, Meeks. You know I like results. Remember that.

Kid, get yourself a tuxedo. You're gonna need it this afternoon.

Oh, yeah, sure thing.

And I just want to tell you, Mr. Royce...

I mean, it's a real honor to be working for you, you know.

Oh, yeah, right.

Dorcette, I'm goin' with you.

Hey, Meeks, I know how to buy clothes by myself.

Hey, where did a record-changer like you get a car like this?

Well, what you drive is what you project, right?

Of course, a guy like you is probably just happy to have air in his tires.

Just drive.

(Meeks) I think Mr. Royce is taking too much for granted with you.

I tell you, I'm not taking my eyes off of you.

[door opens]

May I help you, gentlemen?

We're featuring a lovely collection of black satin.

Take care of him.

[clears throat]

This way.

Bend that little elbow.

33" in the sleeve.

And 15" in the neck.

You sure? I thought I was an inch less in the neck.

[snickers]

Excuse me.

[clears throat]

39" in the chest.

32" in the waist.

32"?

Hey, look, you sure you didn't reverse the tape measure...

and you're using the wrong side?

If I say you're a 32", you're a 32"...

and if you don't like it, go on a diet.

You got to be careful of putting on that weight.

Hey, watch it.

Look, Goldilocks.

I want something that you might find Cary Grant wearin'.

You know, with the wide lapels, a little flare in the hip...

Meeksy, why don't you do me a favor and grab me a pair of cuff links?

Not too flashy. Try and show a little taste.

Henry, the gentleman needs some cuff links. Your name, please?

(Hannibal) Your name, please?

[Face stammers] Russ Dorcette.

And your phone number?

(Face) Yes, 555-9617.

Hello.

We have a wide selection...

of cuff links.

Let me show you what we have here.

Now, this set...

with the diamonds is very stylish.

No? All right.

I have some others.

Now, these...

24-carat gold babies...

these have just...

the right touch of elegance, don't you think?

I like those.

Too...

too tacky.

Let me show you...

my personal favorites.

[exclaims]

Yeah, I'll take 'em.

Wrap 'em up.

Well, you certainly have picked a pair with color...

and, um, flair.

You won't have any difficulty finding these in the dark.

Wrap 'em up.

[door bells chiming]

Here, Meeks, be useful.

Did Meeks pick the right pair of cuff links?

Of course. He picked the pink and purple babies that B.A. bugged.

Nice work, Murdock.

Thanks, Colonel.

Let's see what Face left us.

We got 15 on the neck...

minus one, that's 14.

And, 32 on the waist with a reverse...

that's 23, 14, 23...

and Grant.

(Murdock) Okay, we got a Grant.... No.

We have a Grant Avenue. It goes right up into the 3000's.

Which gives us 1423 Grant Street.

That's our crap shoot.

Let's get B.A.

[people murmuring]

Lookin' good, kid.

Thanks, Mr. Royce. I feel pretty good.

And I'm impressed.

I mean, this is quite a setup you got yourself here.

Yeah, only what about the cops?

I mean, they could come busting in here anytime.

They'll have to find this operation first.

We're never in the same place twice.

We finish here, we cart all this stuff out of here...

and set up some place else for tomorrow.

(Face) Oh, yeah, where?

(Royce) When you need to know, you'll know.

(Face) Sure.

Royce changes the location of his gambling casino every day.

That's bad, Hannibal.

We were going in there tomorrow to rig the stuff...

and now we don't know where he's going to be tomorrow.

We'll just have to fix it so he has to get some new equipment...

that we can rig. That's excellent.

Intuitive, on-the-spot improvising, Colonel.

Thank you, Murdock. I like the reinforcement.

I just thought you'd like to know.

Let's go, B.A.

[women screaming]

We got 50 people in here...

and you want to get into a gunfight?

This establishment is closed down.

You again.

Yeah, I'm like a whiff of garlic, I linger.

(Hannibal) Now, guess what you just rolled?

Snake eyes. If you gentlemen will step back to the table.

[woman screams]

Now, if I were you I'd crawl back into the hole I came from...

and take those two snakes with you.

Find those guys!

I want them and I want them dead.

The three of us can't stand watch around the clock.

Sooner or later...

Royce is gonna figure out there's a connection between you and us.

When he does, he might try to retaliate.

So...

I'm gonna try and get you some very good help.

Some friends of yours, Mr. Smith?

Not exactly.

(soldier) Hello, Fort Turner.

Hello. Let me speak to Colonel Decker.

Yes, sir.

How did they know where to hit us?

They had to have an inside source to get information like that.

You wanna know? I think it's him.

He's the new guy on the block.

Hey, who you callin' a fink? I'll rip your head off!

Just take it easy.

Just take it easy.

But, I'll tell you something...

(Royce) you are the new face on the block.

Is there any way, this guy could be wired?

He gets the address of this place out to someone?

No way.

I was with him the whole time.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's easy to fix the door, but I got to figure out a way...

to replace all this equipment or I'm out of business.

Well, look, Mr. Royce...

I know this guy who deals in this kind of stuff, you know?

I think I could get him to re-supply you on short notice...

if I like, talk to him. You know what I mean?

Ginger, you go with him. You keep an eye on this guy.

(Royce) Make sure he doesn't get lost.

Sure, Johnny.

They must've been working for someone, Mr. Royce.

I've been thinking about that. I can only come up with one name.

Sullivan.

You think he hired 'em?

Sullivan's got a lot of friends.

We've been hitting on him and his daughter pretty good.

You take a couple of the men and go down to Sullivan's place...

and you find out who those guys in the ski masks are.

Gentleman Jim, I'm sure can tell you all about it.

Skyler, Nick.

(Earle) Prop Department, Earle speaking.

[using German accent] Hello, this is Herbert Cohen. We have a great need.

We shoot several sequences...

and HerrClaude Dubrow's picture, High Fever Gambler...

which my company is distributing.

Now, HerrDubrow has just come back from England...

a good-looking boychik which likes to wear leather...

if you know what I mean?

Yeah, HerrDubrow undhis leading lady...

FrauleinGinger Fontaine...

with whom, I'm thinking, he's having an affair.

Yeah, they shall stoppby your Props and Sets Shop sometime this afternoon.

Yeah, you will, of course, extend to them every courtesy.

[speaking German]

Oh, ja,the charge account on this production is...

[speaking German]

51240.

Yeah. Thanks, uh, Earle. Thanks, Earle.

Sehr gut. Auf Wiedersehen.

A piece of cake.

Shall we?

[machine whirring]

(Earle) The feature doesn't start shooting till Monday.

And I'll have that set dressed and ready the day before your cameras roll.

Thank you, sir.

[sighs]

Oh, hiya, folks. Can I help you?

Claude Dubrow.

Oh, yeah, Mr. Cohen called me.

I've been expecting you.

I gotta be honest with you, uh, uh....

Oh, Earle.

Earle, nice name.

You see, I know the script isn't the greatest.

I mean, we're not talking about Shakespeare here, right?

Right. But, you see, I got most of this picture in the can, see?

And I think I can get the rest of it without going more than...

a week over schedule.

But, you see, to do that...

I gotta reshoot two scenes.

I gotta....

I gotta tell you, uh, uh...

Earle. Earle...

I'm sorry, I'm a little upset. See, I....

[sighing] I mean, where're the sets?

I mean, I've been telling Miss Fontaine, here, see...

that I've duplicated the inside of a Las Vegas casino.

I can't find the sets!

It's unbelievable.

I didn't know you needed the sets...

until Mr. Cohen called me this morning.

[scoffing]

[sighs]

All right, don't worry about it.

I think I can get you the sets...

the gambling sets, right?

Yeah.

I'll get right on it. Don't worry.

That's great. I mean, I knew I could count on you, Earle.

Look here, if you could just have 'em delivered to this address...

you know, as soon as possible.

You got it.

Oh, that's great. Thanks, bubbe.

All right.

(Face) Come along, dear.

Good luck on the picture. Thank you.

(Meeks) Okay, look, we're going in hard...

and we're pulling that guy out of here...

to find out who's hitting our casinos.

(Meeks) Let's go. Let's do it.

What the--

(Sergeant) Halt. You're under arrest.

Let's get out of here.

(Sergeant) Take cover. Return fire.

Move out.

Get down. Freeze.

(Decker) Get their I.D.s.

Any sign of the A-Team, Sergeant?

(Sergeant) Nothing, Sir.

No sign of them, Colonel.

You want to tell me where Smith and the others are?

Get these two out of here.

Captain, keep your men in their positions...

just in case the A-Team decides to show up.

If they do, I want 'em.

Yes, Sir.

(Patty) Colonel Decker?

Yes, Ma'am?

Was that them?

Uh, the A-Team? The ones who threatened me?

(Decker) No, ma'am, it wasn't them.

As a matter of fact, we'll stay around a couple of days...

just in case the A-Team decides to show up.

What do you mean the military picked them up?

Are you telling me that Sullivan's got the army working for him now?

I can't understand it, Mr. Royce.

It was as if they were there waiting for us.

Meeks, you're startin' to make me nervous.

Now, all I hear are excuses.

I want results. But, Mr. Royce--

[knock on door]

Come in!

Hey, Mr. Royce, did the kid come through for you or what?

Come on, what?

Well, they're probably delivering the stuff...

to the warehouse even as we speak.

See, at least I got one guy...

in my operation who knows what he's doing.

Now let's check this stuff out. Go on.

Who said the meek shall inherit the earth, huh?

[grumbling]

The stuff's clean, Mr. Royce. No problem.

Okay.

Okay.

Bring your truck around, load this stuff up, and move it out.

Go for it, Dorcette.

I'd like to see you get your head cut off.

[chuckles]

I only got a minute and then I got to get back.

Did you find out the new location of the casino?

No. Royce is keeping the location to himself...

but I got the names and addresses of the highrollers...

(Face) he's picking up today.

He's sending a van for them.

Who gave you this? The girl?

No, I got it out of the safe in Royce's office.

Excellent work, initiative and daring. Excellent work.

Way to go. I knew we could count on you.

(Face) Thanks, Murdock. Thanks.

Now listen, if you're gonna rig those games, you'd better move fast.

He's picking them up at 4:00.

Oh, and by the way, guys...

I want to thank you for this little job you volunteered me for.

Thank you, thank you very much.

Let's go.

[tires screeching]

Everything go okay?

No feedback, Murdock. Just nod.

Right this way, folks.

Come on, we've had a change of plans.

We've been having a little trouble lately...

so we're gonna take our action on the road.

Step right in here.

I think you'll find everything you need.

Hey, big guy, you don't think...

they put their gambling house on wheels, do you?

Oh, no. I'll get the van. Check inside the warehouse.

You got it, big guy. All right.

You're right, big guy. The warehouse is empty. Let's go.

Look, anybody at all...

could make a mistake, B. A.

How were you to know that they were gonna hold...

today's crapshoot in the back of a truck?

Hey, man, I didn't make no mistake.

We both were there.

We gotta find that truck.

And there's only one way.

[swooshing]

(Murdock) Okay, B.A., I want you to hold on.

I'm gonna take care of this scam...

but when I'm through I want your feedback, big guy.

You got me? I want that feedback from you.

Howdy-doody.

That's a real beauty you got here.

My name is Julius Skinner Boots.

I represent the, uh...

Committee to Save the Brown Pelican.

And we need--

We need this here chopper! And we need it now, sucker.

Uh, take it. Take it.

(Murdock) This roving little doggie is running shy of gas.

I'm hanging a louie over I-5 near the Paso Robles off-ramp.

Acknowledge, big guy.

I'm heading north towards you. You gotta spot 'em, Murdock.

[people chattering]

I must be standing under my lucky star.

[crowd cheering]

(croupier) Eleven, we have a winner.

Pay the line.

[machine beeping]

(croupier) Same good shooter. The old Texas seven, dice.

(croupier) Seven, the winner again. Same good shooter.

Look at this, they're bleeding me dry. Look, if this goes on...

another 20 minutes, I'm broke. I'm cashed out.

I don't know, Mr. Royce. I can't understand it.

Everything was set.

Come on, show me seven, dice.

Seven, dice.

(croupier) Seven, 43.

Same good shooter.

[people cheering]

(croupier) Seven, the winner's seven.

It looks like a bad day for the house, huh?

You got us this stuff. I bet it's rigged.

What've you got? Magnets? Weights.

Look, I wish you hadn't done that, Meeksy.

Yeah, I'll be right with you.

[groans]

I told him he shouldn't drink on the job, you know.

He'll be all right.

[sighs]

(croupier) Don't look like there's any numbers...

in this place but seven.

(croupier) Same good shooter, come out and roll.

All bets down.

I've just been found out, now what?

Eleven dice, come on.

(croupier) Five and nine. Shoot 11.

There he goes.

Eleven, winner. Eleven.

Mr. Royce, I been keeping an eye on the cowboy over there...

who's been hitting us big at the crap table.

I think he's using loaded dice but I didn't want to do nothing.

'Cause I didn't want to cause no problems with the rest of the players...

you know what I mean?

I think maybe we ought to switch dice on him.

Get our money back on one big roll.

You know, give him a taste of his own medicine.

All right, babies, bring home the bacon.

(croupier) Come out roll.

[people laughing]

(croupier) Seven. 52. Another winner.

I must be standing under my lucky star.

I'm sorry, it looks like you just broke the bank.

I'm gonna have to close this table.

Well, now, sir, I'm a gambling man...

and my daddy said it's positively sinful...

to quit gambling while lady luck is smiling.

So, if you have any jewelry...

or real estate or something else you'd like to put up against my winnings...

I'm ready to gamble.

Shorefront Development wants to put up a small office building on this property...

I've been offered $300,000 for that house.

Well, you have an honest face, sir.

If you would sign right here and lay it on the table...

one pass, one roll, takes it all.

Why don't we play with a fresh set?

Fresh set.

Sevens and elevens, I can hear them rolling in now.

(croupier) He knows how to roll these dice.

Come on, dice.

The winner, 11.

Eleven.

It looks like you just can't lose.

It certainly does, doesn't it, sir.

Come on, here, honey, cash me in.

When we get back, you take Meeks and kill this guy.

(Murdock) I've spotted our flown goose.

Heading west on I-17 towards San Dimas.

I'm heading after it, boy.

I'm headed there now.

Johnny.

We got company.

[people shouting]

What's going on out there?

Some guy in a chopper is trying to force us off the road, Mr. Royce.

[people yelling]

[gun firing]

[people screaming]

[inaudible]

[whooping]

[groans]

Why do I get the feeling that you're part of all this?

You know something, Mr. Royce...

you're right and I just quit.

[groans] Murdock--

[grunts]

[gasps]

Faceman, I think you could've ducked that punch...

if you just feinted a little bit to the left, you know what I mean?

If your whole upper torso had been movin' in the opposite direction...

from the punch. Otherwise, it was fine. Just fine.

[beeping]

I love it when a plan comes together.

[lighter clicking]

(Hannibal) I love a mortgage-burning party.

And now that Royce and his goons are behind bars...

I don't think you'll be having any problems with them for a long time.

[all cheering]

How can we ever thank you, Colonel?

You got the deed back to our home...

and you paid off our mortgage with your gambling winnings.

We love to contribute to a worthy cause.

If you need any more money in the future, I--

You have my word, sir, as a gentleman and a scholar.

The only gambling I'll do is on the weather.

Good.

Colonel, I returned the chopper and tied up all the loose ends.

(Hannibal) Good, Murdock.

I did all my homework, B. A.

And I cleaned up my room.

(kids) Me too.

Good. I'm so proud of you all.

Colonel, now that this little job is over.

I thought that...

it might be constructive if we were to run over our performance record.

So, I drew up...

an overall feedback report.

Good idea.

Now, during this time, we've all had our lapses, myself included...

but Faceman, I thought you.... When you came into that tux shop...

you could've, um, projected a little more cool.

-Cool? -Cool.

And Colonel, you could've taken out...

that wheel-of-fortune a lot quicker than you did.

Uh, B. A. you left a little speck of solder on those cufflinks.

That was sloppy, very sloppy. You got to be more careful, big guy.

Don't worry, this won't take long, little sister.

Now, Colonel, as you can see, we do have room to--