Original subtitles

♪ Who's the improbable duo that you heard about?

♪ Faster than a scooter stronger than metal

♪ Who's the little girl and her domesticated rodent?

♪ Who's still standing when you see the dust settle?

♪ It's Hamster Hamster, Hamster

♪ Hamster and Gretel

♪ If they can't do it then nobody can

♪ Hamster, Hamster, Hamster

♪ Hamster and Gretel

♪ There's also Kevin in the minivan ♪

MAN: All right, Bailey, here's your word.

Ostentatious.

Ostentatious.

O-S-T-E-N...

Breathe.

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

T-A-T-I-O-U-S.

Ostentatious.

That's right, Bailey.

You just won the semifinal.

We'll take a break. And the finals will begin at 3:00.

♪ Bailey, Bailey

♪ Me thinks you'll never fail-ey ♪

♪ If you were a garden pest

♪ You'd be a little snail-ey ♪

You're really not part of this, Reginald.

(SIGHS) Oh.

♪ Bailey, Bailey ♪

Oh, no. It's Xavier from Eastside.

Congratulations, Bailey.

Looks like it's going to be

me and you at the finals,

where I'm going to crush you.

C-R-U-S-H.

Crush. (HORN HONKING)

Come on, Xavier.

We have to go home and practice.

Yes, Mother.

Hey, don't worry about him.

You're going to beat him. No problem.

Xavier always wins.

And the winner is Xavier.

And the winner is Xavier.

And the winner is Bailey,

which is the name of Xavier's ferret,

who won the maze challenge.

Well, this time you've got me. Don't worry.

I'm gonna help you through every step.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

Gretel, Fred tapped into the security camera network

and found out that the Rat Burglar's hitting

the novelty warehouse downtown right now.

The novelty warehouse? That's right down the street.

Great. See you there in a sec.

Oh, um, I can't.

I promised Bailey that I would...

Gretel, he's already gotten away twice.

This is our chance.

Fine. I'm on my way.

Bailey, I've got your back

when I get back. I'll be right back.

You're my bestie.

I know you have a good reason for leaving.

She does disappear a lot, though.

Yeah. It is kind of weird.

You're not a part of this, Reginald. (SIGHS)

(THUDDING)

Yes!

Put down the invisible ink, Rat Burglar.

What are you gonna do?

Hey, Hamster, have a nice trap.

Adding insult to injury,

there's not even any cheese.

(SCREAMS) You're not getting away this time, Rat Burglar.

(GRUNTS)

Quit yanking my chain!

(CUSHIONS FARTING)

(GRUNTS)

Hey!

(SCREAMS)

(LAUGHING MENACINGLY)

KEVIN: Oh, man, not again.

Oh, I got invisible ink all over me.

Looks like it's starting to disappear.

Wait, why are you all staring at me?

Do I have something on my face?

Actually, you don't have a face.

Or a body. GRETEL: What?

Kevin, I can't see myself.

What's going on?

It must be some kind of invisible ink

that makes you invisible.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

GRETEL: Oh, no, it's Bailey. I'm supposed to be helping her practice.

Don't pick it up. GRETEL: But I always pick up Bailey's calls.

Even in the bathroom. TMI.

GRETEL: Hi, Bailey. You know how I said I got your back?

I swear I do. But I got to do one more thing,

and then I'll have your back when I'm back. (BAILEY SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

Okay, bye. We've got to fix me.

I'm being a very bad friend right now.

You know, it's really freaking me out that I can't see you.

I know, right?

Let's try this. Where are you at, here?

Um, there. Ha!

You know, that's somehow worse.

GRETEL: Guys, this is serious.

Okay, okay, okay.

First, we've got to get our hands

on some more of that invisible ink.

Then we'll analyze it.

And maybe we can figure out how to reverse it.

GRETEL: Oh, no, it's empty.

Now, how are we going to find it? FRED: Found it.

Wait, you hacked into their computer?

No, I'm just trolling flat earthers.

The receipt's on this table.

The ink was made in Brookville.

Okay, game plan.

Hamster, you fly Fred to Brookville

and figure out what's going on with that ink.

I'll go home with Gretel

and try to find a temporary cure.

GRETEL: All right, let's get going.

(SHRIEKS) A little warning next time, Gretel.

So, yeah, I've never made small talk

with a domesticated rodent before.

Why start now?

GRETEL: So how are we going to make me visible?

I got some ideas.

GRETEL: Hey! Oops.

GRETEL: ♪ I could cover myself in flour

♪ But as it goes I'm looking mighty dour

♪ What's the point of having superpowers

♪ If you can't see me

♪ I can wear a big hockey mask

♪ But I look kind of dangerous

♪ So please don't ask

♪ Visibility's a real tough task

♪ When you can't see me

♪ I've tried make-up I've tried bandages

♪ Still you can look right through me

♪ I tried glue and glitter wrapping paper

♪ You can't view me

♪ I've got wigs and hats and big sunglasses

♪ Markers and crayons and fake mustaches

♪ Even covered myself in volcanic ash

(CELL PHONE RINGING) ♪ But you can't see me ♪

FRED: Well, this is the place.

(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

Where is this music coming from?

My detective playlist. It sets the mood.

All right, the jig is up.

We're private eyes from the big city.

You're detectives?

Don't give us any lip, see,

or you'll end up wearing a pair of lead galoshes,

and it'll be hard to walk because they'll be, you know, heavy.

What? I'm having a hard time following along.

Sorry. Got lost in the role play.

Your ink turned our friend invisible,

and we're trying to turn her back.

Don't worry, your friend should be visible

in 20 minutes to two hours. Give or take.

Give or take?

Listen, lady, chemistry is not an exact science!

I'm pretty sure it is.

Look, if our friend doesn't get to the spelling bee this afternoon,

she's going to be disappointed.

Well, this hexavalent lamp will make your friend temporarily visible.

It's how I find my accountant, Melvin.

He has a tendency to spill disappearing ink

on himself and his desk.

All right, let's get to the spelling bee.

That's funny. There was a fellow here dressed as a giant rat

who was also going to the spelling bee.

Quite a coincidence.

There are no coincidences.

A little warning next time, Hamster!

GRETEL: You almost done? The competition starts in five minutes.

KEVIN: You can't rush a master.

There. (GASPS) This looks terrible!

I got a "C" in art, okay?

I guess I can make this work.

Thanks, Kev. You're the best big bro ever.

Hey, do you want to give me a...

Ride?

Why do I bother?

Oh, good. I'm not too late.

Oh, no, the sprinklers.

(GRUNTING)

(SCREAMING)

It's okay. She promised to be here.

I can't let Bailey see me like this.

(SIGHS) Oh.

(RAT BURGLAR LAUGHING)

In a few minutes, I'll turn invisible

and whisper the answers to you.

And my parents said my English degree would never pay off.

Do you have to wear that stupid costume?

Uh, this stupid costume made you what you are.

Do you think you would have won

all those contests without me?

Here, let me straighten you up.

Mom!

(GASPS)

Who's there?

Go on stage. I'll be there in a second.

GRETEL: Well, well, well.

So the Rat Burglar's been helping Xavier all this time.

Ah, Gretel, the superhero.

I see someone got ink on themselves

in our last encounter.

(NOTES PLAYING) GRETEL: You're going down for this

and all the burglaries.

(GRUNTS)

Ah-ha! You're too late.

You can't hit what you can't see.

And now you'll never be able to...

(GRUNTS)

How did you find me?

GRETEL: You're still making noise.

RAT BURGLAR: Well, then I'll be as silent as a...

Ow!

GRETEL: As silent as a what?

RAT BURGLAR: Mouse!

(GRUNTS)

Ha!

(RAT BURGLAR SHRIEKS)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

All right, the first word is...

RAT BURGLAR: Let go of my hand!

I'm here, Gretel Beans. What's going on?

GRETEL: I'm battling the Rat Burglar,

but I don't know how to defeat her if I can't see her.

Her? The Rat Burglar is Xavier's mom.

You've got this. Just hide.

Wait, why? I'm invisible.

Just get out of there.

Hmm. Must have been one of those freak indoor windstorms.

Anyway, Xavier, here's your first word.

Xylophone.

Um, hold on a second.

XAVIER'S MOM: X. X.

XAVIER'S MOM: Y. XAVIER: Y.

L.

(GASPS) It's Xavier's mom.

No wonder Xavier always wins.

Stop her!

Fools! You can't stop the Rat Burglar,

the cleverest, crafty...

Ow!

Trapped like an invisible

helicopter mom in a rat costume.

(APPLAUDING SOFTLY)

Hold on, everyone.

Bailey, you must still spell xylophone

or there will be no winner.

Okay, xylophone.

X-Y-L-O...

Breathe, Bailey.

(BREATHES DEEPLY)

P-H-O-N-E.

Xylophone.

Correct. Bailey is the winner.

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

Bailey, Gretel is really, really sorry she couldn't be here.

She had... I know.

Something more important.

I do feel bad for Bailey and Gretel.

I'm so proud of her.

But, oh, man, I really let her down.

Hey, you're back. What?

Oh, good.

At least I can apologize.

Well, now you're in a trap.

T-R-A-P.

And now you're going to jail.

J-A-I-L.

You're really not a part of this, Kevin.

Mother, wait!

I know how you feel, man.

Bailey. Bailey, wait up.

Can you give us a minute?

Look, I know I messed up.

Don't say something came up.

You said you had my back, but you didn't.

Where were you?

I... I can't tell you.

But I really want to.

That doesn't make sense.

You want to, but can't. Why?

Are you keeping secrets from me?

I thought best friends told each other everything,

but you don't tell me anything.

So what kind of friends does that make... (METALLIC CREAKS)

(SHRIEKS)

...us?

Um, I can explain.

Yeah, we'll talk later.

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