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The evil Dr. Shrinker gets Boris to capture B.J. to prove that his shrinking machine works.

Now with B.J. trapped, he can sell it for millions.

As the boys come to B.J.'s rescue, more backfires than just as planned.

Wow, this is something I never planned a chair before.

Cool it, Shrinker's coming.

Dr. Shrinker, Dr. Shrinker, he's a mad man with an evil mind.

Dr. Shrinker, Dr. Shrinker, he's as crazy as you'll ever find.

Crash the one in the doctor's aisle.

Freaking dogs shrunken by laser rays.

Will they always be so small?

Will they be lucky and get away?

Dr. Shrinker, Dr. Shrinker, he's a mad man with an evil mind.

Dr. Shrinker, Dr. Shrinker, he's as crazy as you'll ever find.

Dr. Shrinker!

Okay, you guys, let's move it.

We've got to find the plane wreckage before that maniac, Dr. Shrinker, finds us.

Let's pray the radio is still working. It's the only way we can get help.

Just one question. Are you sure this is the way Tom Thumb started?

What was that?

I didn't hear anything.

I didn't hear that either.

God, it's two o'clock!

Duck!

You know, Brad, that doesn't look like a duck. I mean, it's got a sharp beak.

Come on!

You know, I don't believe you two he-men, scared of one little old bird.

Hey, turkey, split before you end up chicken soup.

Woo! Woo!

Hey, that was great, sis.

Are you kidding? That was the dumbest thing I ever saw.

I mean, I've seen Dumber a few times, but that was close.

This is Ludacris.

I, the greatest scientist in the world, reduced to chasing shrunken teenagers.

Well, why don't you forget about them?

Forget about them? Those mini-brats are the only human proof that my shrinking ray works.

I must have them back.

Well, listen, you win a few, you lose a few.

Lose, Dr. Shrinker, lose.

No, Hugo, I have never lost, and I will not lose now.

I will get those shrinkies back and prove my machine works

with three living human examples of my genius.

But, Dr. Shrinker, they're so tiny, it's like finding a needle in a haystack.

A bug in the jungle.

A bug in the jungle?

Of all the stupid, idiotic, imbecilic...

wonderful ideas.

Hugo, I could kiss you.

On second thought, get Boris in here.

You want to kiss Boris?

Just get him in here.

If anyone can find a bug in the jungle, he can.

Move.

There he is, Doctor.

Good, good.

Boris, I have a very important job for you.

I want you to find me some bugs.

Human bugs.

I made them that small, and they ran away into the jungle.

Now I want you to find them and bring them back.

All right, Boris?

Now, poor wrestler.

Now, come on.

That chimp is one in a million.

And that's exactly what I'll get for my machine when I have those Shrinkies.

A million in cash for the highest bidder.

Help me!

No!

Let me go!

Let me go!

Help!

Help!

Let me go!

Let me go!

Let me go!

I wonder what's keeping BJ.

She's been gone a long time.

I think we'd better go find her.

Welcome back to my humble laboratory, my dear.

It's a pleasure.

Look, fun is fun, but this is getting a little bit heavy.

You can't leave us tiny like this.

Oh, I can't, can't I?

You and your friends are going to be very happy.

I'm going to be very happy.

I'm going to be very happy.

I can't, can't I?

You and your friends are going to make me millions.

Billions!

Let's make us billions.

Here's your cage, Doctor.

Ha ha ha!

Down, Boris! She's not a banana.

Come, Hugo.

Sit with me and share this beautiful sight.

I'd rather stand.

What?

Next to the radio.

Oh, you mean while I call the bidders together for the auction.

Excellent proposal.

I thought so.

Boris?

Relax, little shrinkies.

In a few hours, your worries will just be beginning.

Come, Boris.

Go, go, go.

I'm coming, I'm coming.

She's not around here anywhere.

You think maybe that big bird carried her off?

How about Doctor Shrinker? Maybe he got her.

Of all the choices, that's the worst.

Well, I think that makes it the best then.

Come on, let's go get our gear and head for his lab.

Doctor Shrinker's lab? Oh, no.

Alright, fine. Stay here all alone by yourself then.

Brad?

Brad?

Brad, I was only joking!

Brad?

Maybe if we call, she can hear us.

Swell. And if Doctor Shrinker's around, he'll hear us too.

Brad! Gordy, up here!

It's B.J.! B.J., where are you?

I'm up here! I'm in Use Your Eyes for once, brother dear!

Hang on, B.J., we're coming to get you. Come on.

Stand back, Gordy.

Here's where the summer I spent mountain climbing in Colorado is really going to pay off.

Up you go, tiger!

Wow, this is something I never planned a chair before.

Gordy, be careful.

Hurry up, will you?

Now, all we do is wait for the confirmation call.

I can hardly wait.

What?

I said that's great! That's just great!

Call it! Shrinker's coming!

Ah, Hugo, I'm not getting any younger.

All those steps, that chasing around in the jungle.

How did this fish hook get on my chair?

It's them! The other two shrinkies!

I'll get them, Doctor!

Hugo!

I'll get them!

Now my bidder's going to have three shrinkies for the price of one.

His bidder?

Don't worry, B.J., we came here to rescue you.

Gordy, this is no time for family jokes.

Although I've got to admit, you're the biggest joke our family ever had.

Come on, B.J., cool it.

Yeah, we're not going to let that creepy doctor push us around.

Gordy.

Hi there.

Creepy doctor, am I?

We'll see what sweet nothings you dream up for your new owners.

Hold it, big stuff.

What's all this about owning? People don't own people anymore.

That's where you're wrong, my dear.

In a very short time, people will own people again.

They will own you.

And believe me, you'll do exactly as they say.

Oh, yeah? Like what?

Like being left in the bank at night so you can turn off the alarm when your new owners arrive.

Or you go, please, the shrinking ray was my idea.

And that's why you made us this small? So we could rob banks?

Oh, the second highest bidder gets you.

The highest bidder gets the shrinking ray that made you.

So when you're robbing banks or government secrets in one country,

someone in another country will be shrinking them.

Isn't that inventive?

Come, Hugo, time for you to warm up the generator for the shrinking ray.

Hugo do this, Hugo do that.

When those buyers show up, he'll really see what Hugo can do.

Hugo!

Yes!

See, I told you nobody was happy in their work anymore.

Well, that's Hugo's problem.

Mine is to find a way to get us out.

Good luck.

And this rope is just what I need.

Watch.

Okay.

Now let's pull.

Once more.

It's not working.

And now, my little friends, to warm up the generator for our little demonstration.

Now what do we do?

I don't know.

Well, I do. Look.

Stand up.

Stand back and watch a woman do her thing.

Boris.

Boris, come here.

Come on.

Come here, Boris.

Boris, come here.

Okay, Boris, now pull on it.

Pull on it, Boris.

Now I'll play with it. Pull on it.

Like this.

Boris, what are you doing here?

I thought I told you to wait in your room.

Boris?

Boris?

I told you to wait in your room.

No, no, Boris.

Hugo!

Where, where, where?

Come here. Stop, Boris.

Boris, you're doing it wrong. That's the negative, not the positive.

It's the negative, not the positive.

Come on, let's get out of here.

Leave it alone, Boris.

Okay, B.J., you first.

Be careful.

Come on, Boris.

Boris, go to your room, Boris.

I told you to go to your room.

Boris.

Boris, get away from my machine.

Get away from my machine.

He's activated it.

Watch out, you all.

Yes, Boris.

My beautiful machine.

He's ruined my beautiful machine.

Not to mention a million dollars.

My machine.

Back to the drawing board.

My beautiful machine.

What will I do?

My machine.

My machine.

My machine.

My machine.

My machine.

Well, we made it.

Yeah, we sure are lucky.

Hey, we're still alive, aren't we?

Well...

Well, look at it from my point of view, sis.

With you only six inches tall,

you see, you can't yell at me nearly as loud as you used to be able to.

Oh, I can't, can't I?

Well, you just hold still for a minute,

and I'll show you what I can still do.

Hey, I was just kidding, sis.

Oh, you were, were you?

Well, we'll see who's kidding tonight when we have five bananas.

And tomorrow night when we have baked bananas.

And the next night when we have toast bananas.

And the next night when we have pink face.

Pink face.

It's working, doctor. It's working.

Perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Thank you, Hugo.

Even a compliment from someone as unscientific as you

is sometimes flattering.

Except for you.

Except for you.

Except for one thing.

What's that?

It doesn't act human.

Human?

What would you know about acting human?

Oh, well, I was thinking in terms of your personality.

It's his face.

He doesn't smile or frown or, or twinkle his eyes like you.

Now that you put it that way.

How's that?

It's the spinning image of its creator.

The great Dr. Schmincker.

Will also be known as the rich Dr. Schmincker.

When I get my hands on those three shrinkies.

Oh, come on. Not nut burgers again.

Gordy, stop complaining or instead of eating these,

you'll be wearing them.

Hey, you two, cool it, huh?

And who elected you, king of the little people?

I suppose you're just thrilled with eating nut burgers

day in and day out.

DJ, relax.

You're right. I'm sorry, Gordy.

It's just that if we all don't get out of here soon,

we're all gonna go bananas.

You must be kidding.

After two weeks of nut burgers, bananas would be great.

Well, we're just gonna have to wait it out.

Until Dr. Schmincker's convinced we're not living

around here anymore.

Well, that won't be too easy now that our water supplies

run out.

Grab that old buzzard. It's out there.

I can feel it.

Relax. He hasn't caught me yet,

and he's not gonna get me this time.

Be careful.

Tick-Betty, he's coming.

Hey, let me out of here.

Greetings, my little friend.

Congratulations, doctor.

You've finally caught me.

On the contrary, as you can see,

I've already had you for a long, long time.

He's taking too long. The river isn't that far.

Hey, B.J., I'm worried too, but Brad told us to wait

right here no matter what.

Besides, he's probably just being extra careful.

And I think you'll agree.

Very soon, I'll have your two little friends as well.

Look, see, I told you.

Brad, what took you so long?

Answer that with tape unit C.

I had to be careful.

Dr. Schreker and Hugo are still outside.

It's working.

Of course it's working, Hugo.

Think of who invented it.

That spider's not gonna be too happy

if you just rip down her nest.

Quick, tape real D.

Tape real D.

We should have torn that out long ago.

Maybe, but not by walking through it.

Again, Hugo.

What does it matter how we do something

so long as it gets done?

Another slip-up like that, and they'll know he's not me.

But there won't be any more slip-ups.

You see, a spider's web is the only thing

small enough to fool the radar system.

Speaking of the radar system, Doctor, look.

Something is moving towards them, and it looks very unfriendly.

Brad?

Brad, do something!

Do something, Doctor!

I got it.

Brad, come on.

Don't just stand there.

You did it, Brad.

Run, you turkey!

Now tell me they won't follow him anywhere.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Brad, are you sure this is a good idea?

Of course.

The best time to attack Dr. Shrinker's lab

is when he and Hugo are in the jungle waiting for us.

That is, if we use the secret entrance.

What secret entrance?

We use the front door.

You don't think they'll see us?

No, they're in the jungle.

Of course.

Let's get going.

Brad, where are you going?

How could you forget the way out?

That's it, B.J.

You've got it.

Hugo! Unity! Unity!

Can't you take a joke?

Now, let's try the automatic circuits.

Oh, God.

Well, so much for the shortcut.

Hold it, Gordy.

No sense letting a little thing like that waste our time.

That's a little thing?

See? No problem.

Did you see what I saw?

I don't know, but if I did see what I saw,

when we get back to normal size,

I'm going to enter him in the next Olympics.

Lower the strength quotient a little.

There.

Time to receive our shrunken little guests.

I can hardly wait.

Careful now, kids.

We're getting close to the lab.

I don't care what you say, Gordy.

There's something wrong with Brad.

B.J., you'd suspect your own brother.

Come to think of it, you always do.

Gordy.

Now, tell me that's normal.

Are you okay?

Fine. Never felt better.

Well, you may feel fine, but you look lousy.

You look like somebody hit you with a green banana.

Don't be silly.

Who would hit me with a green banana?

I will if he ever does that again.

Gordy, you saw how he looked.

He was a little bit of a wimp.

He was a little bit of a wimp.

He was a little bit of a wimp.

He was a little bit of a wimp.

Gordy, you saw how he looks.

He's sick.

We've got to get him back to bed, quick.

Brad, stop a second.

We want to talk to you.

The Shrinky Escape.

Shrinky?

Hugo the Controls.

Hugo the Shrinky Escape.

Hugo the Controls.

Why doesn't he make up his mind?

I don't care what you say, Brad.

I'm not going another step.

Switch to emergency plan two.

Plan two.

Okay, you win.

Only I've got a surprise for you.

Not for me, you don't.

There's a cave over there filled with salt deposits.

Now tell me that we don't need salt.

Well, it had better be close.

Oh, it is.

It is.

Will they find salt in the cave?

No, but things will certainly get a little spicy.

DJ!

Gordy, don't listen to him.

He's a phony!

There's the cave.

Watch out for snakes or lizards.

How about if I just stay out here and keep watch?

No!

Brad!

Gordy, I know you don't do imitations,

but just this once try to be brave, huh?

DJ! Gordy!

DJ, did you hear what I hear?

It can't be.

Hurry, it's Dr. Shrinker.

That doesn't sound like Dr. Shrinker.

That sounds like...

You!

Get away from him!

He's a robot that Dr. Shrinker built to trap you.

Don't listen to him.

He's the robot.

Quick, into the cave.

DJ, how are we going to tell the difference?

How do you go?

Let's get there before they find a way.

If he designed it right in the first place,

we wouldn't have to hurry.

Who's the all-time champ running back of the NFL?

OJ Simpson.

I give up.

Wait a minute.

What did we have for lunch today?

DJ, that's a dumb question.

No, it isn't.

You see, he doesn't know.

We had nut burgers.

Those lousy, wonderful nut burgers.

Grant!

Hey! Hey!

What's your big idea?

Hey, you big hunk of tin,

you get my brother out of there,

or I'll take a can opener to you.

Hurry up!

Wow.

They don't make robots like they used to.

Nice going, BJ.

The only trouble is the robot's the only one

who can get Gordy out of the cage.

Hugo, quick!

Grant!

Quick, follow my lead.

Help me with the robot.

Well, well, well.

What have we here?

I have captured them for you, Your Highness.

Marvellous.

Doctor.

Now, Hugo, don't be jealous

just because the robot succeeded,

or you failed.

But, but, but, Doctor.

Hugo, please.

Now, if you will open the cage, Your Highness.

With pleasure.

Hugo, open the cage

and fetch me the other Shrinky.

A job well done, little robot.

Thank you, Your Highness.

Now, if you will get the other Shrinky,

I will put these two in your jeep.

Splendid.

Gordy!

Your Highness.

Yes, robot.

I mean, Hugo.

What is it?

When you program the robot,

you never use the words, Your Highness.

Don't be ridiculous.

Hugo!

Yes, Your Highness.

You know, that Doctor Shrinker really is brilliant

venting a robot like that.

Are you kidding?

Compared to that Shrinking Ray, the robot was nothing.

No, I don't know, Brad.

You know, that robot did everything just the way you do.

Everything.

Everything.

Well, except for one little thing.

Which is?

Well, you see, when the robot kissed me,

he did it like this.

And when I kiss you?

Well, everybody knows you don't kiss me.

Capital T-M-M-C.

There's much more coming on Prom Super Show.

Hugo, come see what I've invented.

Come this minute.

Yes, Doctor. Yes, Doctor.

There it is.

The electro-size moplifier.

The greatest invention in the history of the world.

That's cute.

Cute? Why, this is much more than cute.

This is the answer to a shrunken prayer.

With this machine, I will make it impossible

for those three meddlesome menaces

to ever hide underground again.

If you say so.

Shh. We're getting close.

Great. It's just what I've always wanted,

to be close to a slimy old snake.

P.J., snakes aren't slimy,

and we wouldn't be chasing this one

if your cooking wasn't so terrible.

My cooking is so terrible, little brother.

Why are you so fat?

I'm just... You've got no right to be in the cooler.

There's his hole. Now let's set the trap.

This will be the shock heard round the world.

The generator is ready, Doctor.

Marvellous.

Now the great Dr. Shrinker

will make those little shrink-hears

come running to him.

There. Now if we can just get him to crawl out here.

Yeah, well, maybe Big Mouth Gordy

could get him to slither outside

and discuss cooking recipes.

Either that, or we could put a pot of P.J.'s stew

at the other end and chase him out.

Oh, yeah! Yeah.

Hey, hey. Oh. Oh.

Let's go. Oh. Oh.

Ouch. Oh, P.J., here.

Come on. Get up.

It works!

Hugo, it works!

Really? But I don't see any shrinkies.

Oh, but that was just a test.

This time I'll turn it up a notch.

Can you make it two notches?

Well, maybe we should go back to the log.

Yeah, I think I kind of lost my appetite, too.

Oh.

It's an earthquake.

Just keep going.

That's easy for you, okay?

Look.

Look at that.

What the?

Phew.

I can't believe how lucky we were.

Believe it. Just don't talk about it.

Right on. Let's get back to the hideout where it's safe.

Hold it. There's only one way we can really be safe.

Get back to normal size again.

Come on.

Now, Hugo, I ask you honestly.

Did I do it or did I do it?

Oh, you did it all right.

But the question is, can you do it one more time?

Ten notches higher?

You ask for ten. I give you twenty.

Ten would be just fine.

Nonsense, Hugo.

If you're ever going to be anything more than a mere assistant,

you must learn to be aggressive.

Just you wait, Dr. Shrinker.

You catch those three little shrinkies,

I'll show you how aggressive I can be.

That earthquake must have chased all the animals down from the mountains.

You were better than round.

Just freeze.

The soul's moving.

We've got to get out of here.

I'm beginning to feel like a sandwich.

I almost missed that earthquake on the comeback.

Fire!

Look out!

BJ!

It's working, Hugo. It's working!

Brad, BJ, you okay?

Louch!

Careful, you guys.

Look over there.

All right, Hugo.

I said, turn it off.

Hugo, turn it off.

I did. This is a real earthquake.

I'm getting out of here.

Gordy!

The reading. It's still in the danger zone.

Well, don't look at me. I didn't do anything.

Oh, no, not again.

No, this time it's worse. Look.

Brad, it looks like this whole island is going to explode.

Hello, people. This is Dr. Shrinker.

Listen to me.

We will all perish unless we help each other.

Don't listen to him, Brad. It's another one of that fink's lousy traps.

You can see I'm not lying.

Just look at the volcano.

Word of honor.

If you help me shut off that volcano,

I promise I will return you to your normal size.

And radio for a rescue ship?

Agreed.

I don't trust the turkey.

Please, please. We must trust one another.

So why don't you go yourself?

But only someone as small as you, Shrinkies,

can reach this section here at the center of the volcano.

And?

And that is where you will place those nitro pellets.

Once you're safe above ground, my automatic timers will explode them.

This wall collapses. No more volcano.

All right, on two conditions.

First, you shrink down radios, flashlights, everything we need.

Done.

And second, B.J. stays here with you at that radio.

Agreed.

Brad!

B.J., somebody's got to stay here and somebody's got to help me climb down.

Yeah, sis, cool it. Climbing down volcanoes is man's work.

Well, when Mr. Klept's here, is there somebody who's going to help you climb, huh?

We'll be here just in case you need anything.

You just make sure they don't plant anything we don't need.

You can count on me, good buddy.

See you soon, little friends.

Yes, when I sell you for one million dollars.

The pressure! It's building up again!

Hey, gang, the dock says the pressure's climbing.

Yeah, well, tell the dock we are as fast as we can.

This way, B.J.

Brad, it's a dead end!

Okay, quick, back the way we came.

It's building faster than ever.

Listen, you two, you've got to hurry.

Now you listen, turkey, if you think you can do a better job, then you come down here and give it a try.

You all right, Brad?

Yeah.

Now what?

This way.

Brad, we're never going to make it.

Sure we will, B.J., come on.

Slow down, slow down.

Be careful.

Okay.

Oh, I can't look.

How far?

It's not much farther.

Brad, hurry up, it's hot in here.

Okay, let's go.

Ten minutes at most before the nitro pellets explode.

They'll never make it.

I don't know, it only takes five minutes to plant the explosives.

And only two minutes to get back?

Yeah.

That's impossible.

Oh, five minutes to plant the explosives, two minutes to get back.

Hey, Brad, how's it going down there?

I don't know, I think we're lost again.

No, no, B.J., this way.

Are you sure?

Brad, we've got to go back.

No, we're almost there.

What if we pick the wrong tunnel, Brad?

We'll never see Gordy again.

B.J.'s right, Brad, you'd have a better chance up here.

You try it, and none of you will ever see the light of day again.

B.J., don't you...

You're right, you're right, pick a tunnel.

All right, let's go this way.

Brad, look out.

Quick, get back.

No, do something.

Take it easy, just back up slow.

Easy.

Only four minutes left.

Oh, time is running out.

Okay, give me your nap sack.

Here.

Okay, buddy, you want to eat something?

Get it!

Come on.

Brad, B.J., what's happening?

Cool it, little brother, we're almost there.

Brad, we made it.

Quick, give me the explosives.

I'll set that timer and we'll get out of here.

Let's go.

Not even getting the autograph?

Come on.

They did it, they did it.

Hi, guys.

Back where you belong, little shrinkie.

You'll never get away with this.

Cute, isn't he, Hugo?

What's that, Hugo?

I didn't say anything.

He's getting ready to blow again.

Hugo, do something!

I am.

Wake up the rope.

Hugo!

I hear you!

I'm here, doctor.

Look at my beautiful house.

I can't hear you.

Can you hear me?

There's no time for conversation.

Hugo!

I can't hear you.

Hugo, the shrinkie escaped.

It's not my fault.

I told you to only turn up the machine ten notches.

Remember?

Oh, no.

Brad and BJ gone.

After all the trouble I was to them.

I'd give anything if they were here right now.

Anything.

I'd never get in Brad's way.

I'd eat anything BJ ever cooked.

I'd do all the chores.

I'd never appreciate anybody until after they're gone.

I'd do anything, anything.

Anything?

Anything.

How about making dinner?

Yeah, I'm starved.

And doing dishes.

That's right, I'm starved.

Man, my shrunken little muscles are killing me.

Yeah, well we sure were lucky finding this in the plane wreckage.

You know, there's enough of this stuff here to make a whole new set of clothes for us.

Yeah, just what I've always wanted, an off the shoulder parachute.

Hey, look out, run!

Gordy!

Gordy!

Help, save me!

Let go of him you big buzzard!

Hang on, Gordy!

Brad, what are we going to do?

Look, the bird has a nest up in that tree.

Come on.

Wait a minute.

Thanks for the ride, but I've really got to be going if you don't mind.

Just kidding, just kidding.

Oh wow, that tree looks six miles high.

Well it is when you're only six inches tall.

Okay, stand back.

Are you sure you want to try this?

Brad, he's my brother.

Yeah.

Listen, did I tell you some of my best friends are birds?

I mean, back home, I've even got a pet pigeon.

His name is...

I guess that wasn't the right thing to say.

Oh, hey, doctor, doctor, look!

The Shrinkies!

Well, well, well, my little friends, fancy meeting you here.

Run for it!

Let go!

Stop it!

Oh!

Oh, great.

The birds got me and the doctor shrinkers got BJ and Brad.

You go.

I know.

Warm up the shrinking machine.

Shrinking machine?

But he shrunk us already.

Now, I'll ask you one final time.

Where is your little friend?

Don't you know it's not polite to point...

BJ, relax.

Cool it, Brad.

I know how to handle this turkey.

How would you like this turkey to shrink you some more?

Perhaps this size?

That's handling him all right.

Maybe even this size.

You go.

Please try to control yourself.

All right.

He's down at the beach swimming.

BJ!

How could you do that to your own brother?

Sorry, it just slipped out.

That might be one slip too many.

And now my little shrinkies.

Oh, no, not the cage again.

Clever, my dear, but not clever enough.

No, you've escaped my cage too often.

Back to a place where you'll never get out.

Ouch!

Hey!

No!

Remember to conserve your energy.

When the auction starts, my bidders will want to see you both perform.

If they get close enough, I'm going to tap dance on their noses.

Hey, relax.

No matter how bad this is, we're still better off than poor old Gordy.

Thanks, Brad.

That makes me feel a lot better.

Boy, when the doctor finds out that little brat wasn't at the beach,

those shrinkies will really be in trouble.

Save your strength, shrinkie.

I hate to see you fall and hurt yourself.

Great.

I wonder why that balloon is suddenly more important to him than we are.

Who cares?

I bet he could save a lot of money on gas by blowing that thing up with his own hot air.

B.J., cool it.

I could also eliminate a lot of aggravation by tying you to the balloon when I send it up.

Promises, promises.

Don't tempt me, little girl.

I only need one shrinkie to prove the perfection of my fabulous shrinking ray,

and your friend will do very nicely.

She was just joking, Doc.

Yeah, sure, I always joke when I talk to somebody as funny looking as you are.

B.J.

See how funny looking I am when you look down at me from the balloon?

Dr. Schwinker, Dr. Schwinker.

What is it, Hugo? I'm busy.

I found the other shrinkie.

But I already have two.

But three make a complete set.

That's true. Where is he?

He's up in the tree.

That's not funny, Hugo.

Oh, doctor, why are you turning off the shrinking machine?

Because there was a typhoon warning on the radio,

and none of my buyers will come until I can prove the weather is safe.

Do you think I set up the weather balloon for the fun of it?

Well, sometimes you do some very strange things.

Hugo, shut up and get the portable saw.

Are you going to use it on the shrinking?

No, you dummy. I'm going to use it on the tree.

After we catch those shrinkies, we'll see who uses it on who.

Swell. Now either the bird gets, Gordy, or that big turkey will.

I know. We've got to do something.

What?

Wait a minute.

Hey, there's no use knocking yourself out.

You sure about that? Just watch.

Oh, a little bit of the old rock and roll, huh?

You got it. Come on. Go.

One more time.

This is the first time I ever wished I was fat and heavy.

Ready? Yeah.

Go.

Oh, no, you don't. Get out of here.

That's the tree. It's right up there.

I have eyes, Hugo. You who, little shrinkie? Guess who's here?

Dr. Shrinker. Oh, great. What next?

Sorry, I asked.

Now the only question is how do we get to that tree in time to save Gordy?

Well, if we had wings, we could fly.

B.J., you're fantastic.

I'm so fantastic. Why are you running away?

Hey, you guys want to take a break?

Glad to see you were paying attention, Hugo.

But, Hugo, you haven't finished yet.

I know that. The saw jam.

Then unjam it. We don't have all day.

Dr. Shrinker, you're a party pooper.

You have no idea what an understatement that really is, my shrunken friend.

Come on, Hugo. Get it going.

Come on, Hugo. Get it going.

All set.

Okay, hang on tight.

Hey, Brad, it's working.

Except for one thing.

What?

We're going the wrong way.

Here, I'll pull these two lines in.

There, that's working.

Uh-oh, this tree's starting to go.

It jammed again.

Impossible. It must be the way you're using it.

Give it to me.

You see, it's all in the touch.

Could you repeat that? I couldn't hear you with the saw on.

They're going.

Oh, yeah.

There's Shrinker and Hugo, too.

Come on, wind.

Look, doctor, the other shrinkies.

Never mind them, Hugo. Get it going. Get it going.

Get it going. Get it going.

We've got to get this thing a little lower.

Hang on, Gordy. We're coming.

It's about time.

Did you hear that?

When will I get there, little brother? I'll give you it's about time.

You stay away from them. Do you hear me?

Brad, we're coming in too low now.

Did you hear me, shrinkies? I said stay away from this tree.

And I said shut your mouth before I drop something into it.

Wait till I get my hands on you, you shrunken little female chauvinist.

Doctor.

You can't say things like that to the greatest scientists in the world.

Dr. Shrinker.

Not now, Hugo. I'm busy.

But, Dr. Shrinker, you don't understand.

I said not now, Hugo.

Whatever you say, doctor.

Somebody yelled timber.

Jump, Gordy. It's your only chance.

That's easy for you to say.

Gordy, hey.

That was close.

Thank heaven for stretch fabrics.

Hugo.

Wow, did you see that?

I wouldn't have missed that for the world.

I think that I shall never see anything lovely as a tree.

Especially when it takes care of Dr. Shrinker.

Doctor.

I thought you said that tree was going to fall the other way.

It did.

It did not.

It did. You just moved around in front of it.

Of course I did help it a little bit.

Well, thanks to your stupidity, those shrinkies escaped again.

But they wouldn't have escaped if someone didn't put out that balloon.

Or if someone had cut down the tree faster.

But someone would have cut down the tree faster if someone else had a saw that worked properly.

Hugo, don't tempt me.

Hugo, don't tempt me.

Now, what was that about, it's about time?

Oh, I was just kidding, sis, honest.

Oh, you were just kidding, were you?

Well, let me tell you something.

If you weren't such a klutz, that bird would never have caught you in the first place.

Not to mention Dr. Shrinker catching Brad in the second place.

Because we were trying to get you out of that nest in the third place.

Oh, Gordy, how could you?

I don't know.

Mama always said it just comes naturally.

Oh, howdy.

The best is yet to come on The Props Super Show.

Brad, I can't go much farther.

All right, let's take a break.

What's the matter, little brother, starting to show your age?

Yeah, I guess I'm not as young as I was when I was taller.

Well, spending half our lives running from Dr. Shrinker and Hugo isn't helping much either.

We're almost there.

Hugo, another three feet and we'll have them.

There, there, my pretty.

Look what the doctor has for you.

Okay, it's time to move out.

You're not kidding, look.

Okay, everybody back up nice and slow.

I'm a pussycat?

What are you saying, a man and a mouse?

B.J., when you're only six inches tall, that's no pussycat,

and this is no time to be talking about being a mouse.

What?

What's happening?

Well, either this is an earthquake

or somebody just flipped us a Mexican jumping gene.

No, no, nothing else.

You must be in some kind of box.

We got them, Hugo, we got them.

This super duper sand scooper must have been invented by a genius.

But you're no one who invented it.

Thank you, Hugo.

Well, you can stop with the questions,

because here comes your answer.

Oh, quick, go.

I'll get you, you little brats.

Quick, everybody into the nearest tunnel.

I'll get you, little sweetie, I'll get you.

Okay, now I've got you.

Oh, no, B.J.

Oh, no, B.J.

Now, my little friend, don't tell me you lost them.

Well?

Well, you told me not to tell you.

This is outrageous.

The world's greatest scientist spends two weeks

building an ingenious invention,

and those shrinkies escape it.

In two seconds.

The problem is we're too big to catch them.

And unless I catch them, I will never be able to prove

that my fantastic shrinking machine works on humans.

If you were as small as they are being as smart as you are...

Say that again.

I said, if you were as small as the shrinkies,

you would be as smart as me.

I said, if you were as small as the shrinkies...

You go.

Take my word for it.

Only a big man could have an idea this big.

If you only knew that.

If you only knew.

You sure you want me to do this?

Absolutely.

So if you can't beat them, shrink them.

Remember, you asked for it.

Mm.

Just wait till I get my hands on those shrinkies.

No, Doctor, wait till I get my hands on those shrinkies.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Honey Hugo, let him see you!

Yahoo! Little Shrinky!

Oh hello Dr. Shr...

Dr. Shrinker! BJ Brand!

Perfect Hugo, perfect!

Brand! BJ Brand!

Ouch! You guys! You guys!

One more fall and I would have had him!

All that matters is the results Hugo!

And the result here is that we have found the Shrinkies hideout!

Now, what's the signal?

When you're ready to enter the lab, just sneeze twice!

And once I leave the Shrinkies inside, I grab them!

A more perfect plan was never devised!

Wish me luck!

Good luck Dr. Shrinky!

I mean, Shrinker!

Or is it really Dr. Hugo?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I don't think I like being this small!

This tunnel is getting longer every day!

So he's what's making the shadow!

It's the Shrinkies!

So he's what's making the shadow!

Excuse me, could I have a word with you?

Dr. Shrinker!

I don't believe it!

Brand! BJ!

Wonderful! Now he decides to run!

Just a minute son!

Brand! BJ! Come on in! I'm not kidding!

What is it now, Gordy?

You'll never believe this, but Shrinker's right behind me!

Sure he is Gordy! Listen, come on back to the hideout!

You can lay down in a few hours, you'll be as good as new!

Help! That is Dr. Shrinker!

Hurry! The spider's coming!

Hurry! Can't you see it?

My view's perfect! How about yours, BJ?

Oh, it hasn't been this good!

Stop that dribble and get me out of here!

Look, I pay you! I'll give you anything you want!

Anything! Please!

How about some information? How come you're as small as we are?

I tell you, Hugo revolted and turned the shrinking ray on me!

Oh, I don't believe that!

Yeah, Hugo's not even big enough to reach the control panel!

He stood on a chair!

Oh look! Please, that spider's coming to get me!

Brand, we don't have any choice! Dr. Shrinker's our only chance!

Alright, but we're gonna blindfold him before we take him back to the hideout!

Look, I don't like the doctor either, Brad!

But Hugo's living the life of Riley! I mean, Shrinker!

I don't care what it looks like, BJ! I don't believe Dr. Shrinker and I don't trust him!

Yes, but the point is, this time we've got him! I say we use him!

Me too!

That makes it two against one, Brad!

Alright, doctor, now suppose, just suppose, we buy your story!

Then we make a deal! You help me overpower Hugo and I restore all of you to normal size!

Could you add a few inches to me?

Down, Gordy!

Is it a deal?

Yeah, it's a deal.

Wonderful!

Boy, it sure feels funny helping you get back into your own lab!

Not for long, my friend, because I'll soon be helping you get out!

Ah!

Sorry, my hay fever!

Oh, really? You know there's no hay around.

Oh, then I must be catching a cold.

Do you know, when you're this small, even germs can get you out of your own lab!

Oh, thank you, young man! You're very fast with your hands!

It helps being this small.

Well, now, my colleagues, how do we sneak inside?

By blindfolding you!

After all, since we're all going to be normal size again soon,

there's no need for you to know our secrets, is there?

If you don't trust me, I'll have to tell you something.

Well, you see how good you can guess.

Brad, you're not being very polite.

No, I'm being very careful.

Okay, now hang on to this rope, doctor, and it'll pull you up.

But why are we using the doorknob, Brad? Why don't we just use the...

The window?

Because you almost fell out of the window the last time we used it, remember? Clutz?

Oh, right!

Right, right. Boy, boy, I sure am a clutz, aren't I?

Okay, I'm up on the doorknob now. Now, Dr. Schrieker.

Careful! I'm afraid of high places!

That's why we blindfolded you!

Now hang on, doctor, and don't move or you'll fall!

Honey, this doesn't feel like the inside of a keyhole.

How would you know? When was the last time you were inside a keyhole?

Careful now, doctor. One step down to the doorknob now. Watch your balance.

How far is it?

Oh, it's not that far. It's just the first step that'll kill you.

I don't understand this. There's nobody here.

Nobody? What's the matter? Were you expecting someone, doctor?

Oh, no, of course not. I mean...

Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!

Oh, all right already. I'm getting tired of those sneezing.

I'm getting tired of those sneezes anyway.

It's Hugo! Run!

Get them, Hugo! Get them!

But, doctor, I have the only shwinky I need.

Good. Put him in the cage, then get me down off this doorknob.

Why don't you take off the blindfold and climb down yourself?

You know I can't do that.

I know, I know.

How full the stupid, idiotic, imbecilic.

Didn't you hear my sneezes?

I must have been busy.

Busy? You ruined the most brilliant plan I ever had.

Start the shrinking machine.

I don't want to right now.

Oh, when I get back to normal, I'm going to...

What did you say, Hugo?

I said I don't want to right now.

You don't want to?

Well, you're going to remember this day for the rest of your natural life.

I know, and so will you.

Hugo, don't tempt me.

Now I can tempt you all I want, doctor,

because this is the day you became a shwinky and I became the shrinker.

Was it green, little shwinky?

I hate to admit it, but you were right all along.

Brad, I only voted with her because she's my sister.

Cordy, Mom will get you for that.

But I'm only telling the truth.

Just a few minutes more.

Hugo, I demand an explanation.

It's simple.

I've radioed you for a few minutes.

I've radioed your evil friends to come here soon

so that they can see you, the living proof that my shrinking machine works.

Your shrinking machine?

Yes, but before I sell it to the highest bidder,

I'm going to make myself taller so I can carry more money.

And Kitty, you make sure those other shrinkies don't stop me.

Brad, if that creep sells that shrinking machine, we'll never get back to normal.

Okay, Cordy, you remember when we were kids and used to play cowboys?

Yeah, but that was years ago.

Well, today is your day for the steer-roping contest.

Now I've got the rope tied to the trigger,

and I can pull it any time I want to.

Run!

Brad's still out there.

Tell him to run, too.

Back here.

Oh, hey!

Cat, here!

See you!

Hey, Cat!

Quick, Cordy, throw the rope!

But what if I miss?

Typical man.

I said exactly for your height, Doctor.

Won't you help me count down?

Five, four, three, two...

Ah, the shrinkies!

Quick, now's our chance.

Hurry, Cordy, get into position.

Hugo, the shrinkies!

My machine, my beautiful machine!

Your beautiful machine!

I'll give you your beautiful machine!

But, Doctor, I was only kidding!

Arthur!

Maybe we ought to send him out there with the other sneezer.

Let's do it.

No, no, no, honest, honest.

I think I have a cold.

Oh, come on.

Arthur!

I got some parsley for the chowder.

Do you have any luck with the clams?

Not yet.

Looks like they're all clammed up today.

But you could give us a hand, anyway.

In a minute, little brother.

Beach!

Beach!

Beach!

Beach!

Beach!

Beach!

BJ!

The hand!

I said in a minute...

That's your hand, that one!

Ross!

Wait a minute!

Wait for me!

Look at his attache case.

That's the seal of the United States.

Must be an American official.

Great, he'll be able to rescue us.

Yeah.

That is after we rescue him.

Cool.

It's Dr. Schrenker.

Any sign of those little brats, Hugo?

Not yet, doctor.

Hey, look, over there.

That's not a brat, Hugo.

That's a man.

That's a man.

That's not a brat, Hugo. That's a man.

I know.

And if we can shrink that man,

we won't have to find those shrinkies.

Precisely what I was thinking.

Boy, is that guy in trouble.

Uh, crash.

Meows.

Hub.

Easy there, my man.

You found just the people to help you.

What is it with Adam?

Turkeys.

He sounds almost human.

There, there, my man.

We're gonna take you to my home,

where you can rest and eat.

And shrink.

They're leaving.

Gordy, BJ, come on.

Wait for me.

Come on, Gordy.

Come on, get up.

Ah, quiet as a baby.

He won't be for long.

A point well taken, Hugo.

Let's go warm up the generator

for the shrinking ray.

Come on, we don't have much time.

Down here, under the table.

If you bend down, you'll be able to see us.

Yoo-hoo!

Ow!

My word, what happened?

The tiger yelled, yo-hoo!

Oh, no.

The tiger yelled, yo-hoo!

Oh, my dear man,

you must be much more ill than I thought.

No, no, no, what I mean to say is

there were three little people in there yelling,

yo-hoo, from inside the tiger's mouth.

They're in this room.

Shwinky!

Well, that was close.

Yeah, and all because a certain party got carried away.

Must have been delirious.

After all, you have been through quite an ordeal.

But it was so real.

I mean, I was down like this, you see,

and I saw him waving in there,

and I jerked my head back like...

Now that is what I call cooperation.

Help me get him in the chair,

and we'll shrink him.

Get him in focus, give me full power.

Full power!

There's no use arguing.

Dr. Shrinker can't catch us,

so he's gonna use the government man as a substitute.

I've gotta stop him.

But then Shrinker will zap you with his shrinking ray.

Okay, look, if I get lucky and get them to chase me,

you two go for the shrinking ray.

Okay.

We've got to do something.

Yeah, but what?

I don't know either.

Ready?

Aim.

Aim.

Fire.

Fire!

No, wait!

Wait?

Maybe get the docu...

What's he saying?

Docu...

I don't know what he's saying.

Can't we fire first and then find out what he's saying?

Hugo, even you must admit that is somewhat illogical.

Must deliver him.

Must deliver the docu...

Must not fall into enemy hands.

Yes, but what docu...

The sands.

Docu...

Did you hear that, Hugo?

Sands document.

S-A-N-D-S.

That stands for Strategic Anti-Nuclear Defense System.

Where do you suppose he's got it?

Search me?

You mean search him?

I'll search him.

Where is the docu...

Where is the docu...

Nothing on him.

I wonder where he's got it.

Docu...

There they are, docu...

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

The attache case?

But we'll never get to it first unless we find a way to distract Shrinker.

Maybe I could yell, Yuhu!

Just an idea.

I've got a better one.

What?

You stay here and watch the government man. If they move him, we'll have to know where he is.

Gordon, you come on with me.

Must be back where we found him.

You... you Hugo...

You stay here and make sure none of those Shrinkies get near him.

Do you understand, Hugo?

Do you understand, Hugo?

Look at it.

Look at it!

Hugo!

Yes, doctor? Yes, yes, coming.

Look. Look what those brats did to my tire.

Well, don't just stand there.

Get the spare.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

You know how they did it?

Yes, they put a cactus needle in the valve.

How did you know that?

They did the same thing to the spare tire.

Now, I'll have to walk.

He'll have to walk.

I'm telling you, it was right here.

Maybe we made a mistake.

No, this is the spot.

Wait a minute.

Do you see this trail?

Somebody dragged it off.

Maybe something.

Gordy, come on.

Gordy, come on.

It's in that cave, Gordy.

I'll go on in first.

You've got that right.

Brad, look!

What?

Quick, Gordy, in here!

I thought we'd get away from him.

We didn't.

There's no place to go, Brad.

What did you do to him?

I didn't do anything to him.

That hawk did.

Lizards are afraid of hawks.

So is this six-inch kid.

Let's go back to that cave before I faint, Brad.

Yeah.

This thing's too heavy, man.

Well, then let's take the document out.

Okay.

Okay.

Look at that.

Okay.

It's in there.

Climb in and get it.

Okay.

You got it now.

Make sure you get the Sands document.

I got it.

That document has to be around here somewhere.

Hurry, let's go.

Come on, Brad.

Hurry.

Hey, mister.

Mister, come on.

Wake up.

Where am I?

Radio.

Oh.

Here we go.

Carry your control.

Carry your control.

Hey, this is Turner.

I crashed in the sea.

Need a rescue helicopter to be sent to the security.

No, no, no.

Hey, it's north.

No.

Get me down.

Hey, you're going to get me down.

Get me down.

Get me down.

I want that microphone.

I'll get you.

Hey.

Let me out of here.

Oh, no.

Ricky.

Okay.

Ricky.

One down, two shrinkies to go.

Hurry.

Shrinker's getting closer.

That was a cliffhanger if I ever saw one.

It's no use, little shrinkies.

Brad, we're trapped.

Yes, you are.

Will Brad and Gordy escape?

Find out next week.

Doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor.

Not now, Hugo.

I've got two shrinkies cornered at the cliff over there.

Oh, good.

I got the other one.

The girl is back at the lab locked in a cage.

And the government agent?

Locked in a closet.

Good, good.

But not before he radioed for help.

What?

I think you're right.

We've got to catch those other two shrinkies right now.

Come on, doctor.

Come on.

Brad, a paper plane made out of the Sands document.

Are you sure this is going to work?

No, and there's no time to find out.

Push, Gordy.

Will Brad come back here?

Gordy, did you see the look on Dr. Shrinker's face when we took off?

No, but did you see the look on my face when we took off?

I never thought we were going to make it.

I don't believe it.

Lost them again, huh?

Hugo, don't tempt me.

Why would I do a thing like that?

I warned you.

Come on, let me out of here.

And I'm telling you I can't.

Well, if you won't let me out of here, it must be because you're part of the gang.

Listen, Mr. Secret Agent.

Either you cool it or I tell you boss how you got locked in the closet by little Hugo.

What a view.

Now I know how Orville and Wilbur felt at...

Where's that place they flew their first airplane?

The Hawk.

Brad, it's no wonder you had trouble in History 111.

I know it's not a hawk, it's Kitty Hawk.

We're both going to be history, Gordy, unless you see that hawk.

I told you men weren't meant to fly.

Hang on, Gordy.

You think in a time like this I'd let go?

That'll teach him to fool around with the kid.

Well, it didn't. Here he comes again.

Here we go.

Oh, for God's sake.

Look, he's giving up.

If only the Red Baron could see me now.

Look, Brad, I'm really starting to get into this flying.

I'm warning you.

You're tempting the wrath of the entire United States government.

We have agents everywhere.

Then call one of them and have him let you out of the closet.

But he already did, my dear.

Or weren't you paying attention?

Of course.

I do admit the off chance that no one heard his call.

Oh, they heard him all right, you turkey.

They radioed back a few minutes ago and said the whole seven fleets on its way.

Quite a trick, seeing as how the receiver isn't turned on.

But in case someone did hear his SOS,

I think we should give our guest a sip of Dr. Shrinker's famous formula, 904.

One sip and mama and dada would be the biggest words he remembers.

Good.

Then you'll finally have someone who understands you.

Watch your tongue, little Shrinky,

or I'll put you in the envelope with the sans document when I sell it.

Just try it, creepo, and see how many fingers you have left after you seal the envelope.

Oh, really?

Hugo!

Aren't you forgetting something like the secret agent and formula 904?

Oh, yes.

It's a cause.

Some days it isn't easy.

What a view!

Look, Gordy, there's the lab.

Pilot to navigator, prepare for landing.

Did you hear that, Stomach prepare for landing.

Wait, I'm not ready.

I'm not ready!

Brad, Gordy, did you find the sans document?

Just delivered it by air mail.

Well, you better air mail it right back.

Hugo and the doctor are downstairs.

What about the government thing?

Hugo locked him in the closet after he radioed for help.

Did he get through?

Listen, brother dear, do you think I'd be in here if he got through?

You're almost there.

Be careful, Brad.

As soon as I pick that lock, he can get you out of the cage, B.J.

And use the shrinking way to get us all back to normal size again.

Wow, I can almost taste the home cooked apple pie right now.

B.J., B.J., remember mom's apple pie?

Gordy, the rope!

Brad, are you okay?

I'm sorry, Brad, are you all right?

Gordy, one of these days I'm gonna...

All right out there.

That was your last chance.

I'm taking things into my own hands.

One, two, three!

Oh, no, he did it again.

Now you know why he reminds me so much of you.

Hugo, don't argue.

I want formula 904, not 409.

Hide! Dr. Shrinker's back.

Come on, Gordy, let's hide this place.

Okay.

Careful, Brad.

But, doctor, I thought 409 would have been better.

Be still, Hugo.

I thought you said he was locked in the closet.

I did.

He still would be if the person who built this door had done a better job.

Well, I'm the person who built that door.

I know, Hugo.

We'll see who builds the next door.

Get him ready, Hugo.

Get him ready, Hugo.

In a few minutes, he'll be shrunk so small,

his friends won't find him,

even if they send in marines,

and microscopes.

Brad, we can't let them do that.

No, but we can't leave you in here either or you'll be next.

There, come on, sis.

Listen.

PJ, this is no time to be hearing things.

Now, if listening to rock and roll records

hadn't impaired your hearing, little brother,

you'd know that that was the sound of a helicopter.

He did get through.

Yes, but he's gonna pass right over this island unless we warn him.

PJ, do you think you can stall our friends for a little while?

I think so.

Come on, Brady, come on with me.

Okay, pal, you want to tell me how two six-inch kids

are gonna stop that helicopter 200 feet in the air?

I wish I knew.

Now you tell me.

That's great, Brad, that's just great.

No, wait a minute, look, there's Dr. Shrinker's Jeep.

Wait a minute, Brad.

Everybody knows you can't stop a helicopter with a Jeep.

No, but you can with the mirror on the Jeep.

The Shrinky escaped. Help me find her.

Why can't we ever do one thing at a time?

Hugo!

Coming, doctor!

Oh, my gosh.

Come on, Gordy, sit down.

You're kidding.

Be careful.

Oh, dear.

Okay, grab the mirror.

Gotta get that helicopter.

Okay.

Okay, a little bit higher with the mirror, Gordy.

Now a little bit more to the right.

That's it, he's turning.

It worked, he's coming down.

Let's give B.J. a hand.

Okay.

Oh, God.

Careful, Brad.

Quick, Hugo, hurry to the machine.

Machine, yes.

Ready.

Aim.

Fire, fire.

What happened, Hugo?

I don't know, someone must have disconnected the machine.

Oh, no.

B.J., you wake him up while we get the sand stock in it.

Come on, Gordy, let's notch it, okay?

The Sagan's document.

I don't know how you read that.

They've come for me.

Wait.

Sorry.

Wait!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Wait!

Wait!

They're gonna catch him.

No way, right, Brad?

Be my guest, B.J., the mirror's all yours.

Wait, wait, wait.

They're out.

Hugo.

You dummy.

Here.

Hugo.

You're just doing what you told me.

And the Sagan's document is safe.

With any luck at all, they'll get the document before he...

before he...

Gordy!

Falls.

Huh?

A clutch, so is a clutch.

I hope that doesn't run in your family.

Only on Gordy's side.

Oh.

Oh.

What's up, B.J.?

Hugo, come quick.

It's done.

Yes, yes, yes, Doctor.

Oh, the world's greatest scientist

has spent three months working around the clock

to create the world's greatest invention.

Look.

You spent three months inventing a raspberry?

Yes.

You spent three months inventing a raspberry?

Not just a raspberry, Hugo.

The raspberry.

But it looks like a raspberry.

And it tastes like a raspberry.

And once I sprinkle these by the thousands

where the Shrinkies hunt for food,

they will eat them like raspberries.

And then?

Then...

Why did you do that?

Because your stomach acid

will activate the transducer within the belly.

Watch.

Now I will know exactly where you are at all times.

All he had to do was ask.

As far as I'm concerned,

now Shrinker rhymes with Stinky.

Yeah, well, unless we want to go on a strict banana diet,

we better start stocking up on berries now

before old Stinky does his number on us.

Come on.

Enough for demonstrations.

Time now for the real thing.

What are these days? I'll show them the real thing.

A secret panel.

Oh.

Hey, Dr. Shrinker.

Let me see that.

It's nothing but the diary of the woman

who built this mausoleum.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Hmm.

Once is not enough by Scarlet Bonnie.

Scarlet Bonnie.

Gordy!

Don't eat any of those berries

unless we know what they are.

If I listened to him, all I'd ever eat was bananas.

Look!

Get rid of them!

Where's Gordy?

He's never around when you need him.

All right. Quick, these berries!

He's still coming.

Brad! You got him!

Boy, I never thought we'd get out of that one.

Yeah.

Well, now it's time to find out where my dumb brother disappeared to.

What disappeared? I'm standing right here.

Gordy, this is no time to practice throwing your voice.

I'm not throwing anything. I'm standing right here next to you.

Brad, he's invisible.

No, he is not invisible. Nobody is invisible. See?

Now, I don't know how he's doing it,

but when we find him, he'll tell us.

You'll go?

Stop reading that stupid book.

Let me spread these transducer berries

for the shrinkage.

Quick, hide.

Where's Gordy?

He's already hiding, remember?

Well, well.

A little shrinky.

He's spotted Gordy. We've got to do something.

Yeah, but what?

Now I've got you.

Oh, no, you don't. B.J., quick, hide in the bushes.

I'll distract him.

Over here, Doctor! Over here, on the rock. Look!

Right here, that's it. Yeah, come on.

Not to worry.

One shrink is all I need.

Gordy!

B.J., it wasn't my fault, was it?

You go.

Time to radio my buyers.

Doctor, are you superstitious?

Of course not.

Why?

Well, it says here, after Scarlet Bonnie

murdered her first six husbands,

her seventh husband murdered her.

So?

And then her ghost came back to murder him.

Seems only fair.

And after that, her ghost will murder

any man who dares live in this house.

That's us.

Pish-posh.

Listen, ghost, he's the one who said

pish-posh, not me.

Are you listening?

Are you sure I'll become invisible if I eat this?

Positive.

Gordy, hold your breath so I can see you

when I talk to you.

Oh.

What are you looking at me that way for, silly?

Because you're disappearing.

Don't be ridiculous.

How can I be dis...

Gordy, it works. It really works.

You're telling me.

Come on, let's get rad.

But, but, Doctor, I once knew a man

who moved into a haunted house

and he didn't believe in ghosts either.

So what happened to him?

Nobody knows.

Nobody ever saw him again.

Hugo, I don't know why you're doing this,

but I'm not going to let you scare me.

No.

Not another word about that stupid book.

Come on, Gordy. Let's go.

Be careful, Gordy.

That chance I've got of scaring him

once that ghost starts doing her stuff.

Oh, Miss Bonnie, I'm on your side.

He's the doubting shrieker.

Yoo-hoo!

Jane?

Gordy, what's going on?

They're invisible. That's what's going on.

Now stop asking silly questions

and let's get out of here.

And the only time we're visible

is when we hold our breath.

Gordy, I thought I told you never to eat...

Gordy? BJ, is Gordy here?

Oh, no. He's with that cat.

Where?

Hugo, I thought I told you

to let that cat alone.

I didn't touch the cat.

It must have been the ghost of Scarlet Bonnie.

Hugo thinks we're a ghost.

Well, while he's thinking,

we've got to find out how to stop looking like a ghost.

Come on.

No. Hold it.

Don't you see you two are a ghost?

Hugo's right. What?

Listen, if we can get the ghost

of Scarlet Bonnie to chase them out of here

for a while, we can get to the Shrinking Ray.

Great.

Then we can be full-size invisible people.

Hugo,

I know why you're doing this to me,

but I will not be frightened

not by you, not by a ghost,

not by anything.

Why did you put

that chair behind me?

How could I put

that chair behind you

when I was standing in front of you?

Enough of that, Hugo.

Enough!

I will not be driven out of my house tonight

not with a buyer on the way

and a Shrinky in the cage.

You mean that cage?

Oh, let him go.

You let my Shrinky go!

How could I let

the Shrinky go

when I was supposed to be moving the chair,

which I didn't when I was standing

in front of you? Remember?

I do not want to hear one more word

about that ghost.

Not one word!

Oh!

Hugo!

Don't look at me.

Okay, Gordon.

Now!

Hugo, what are you doing now?

It's not me, doctor.

It's the ghost of Scarlet Bonnie.

How can you, Scarlet Beaver,

if I get my hands on you?

Ah!

I've been up here

all the time.

It won't work, Hugo. Do you hear me?

No matter what you do,

I'll never believe there's a ghost.

It's just him talking, lady.

I believe in you.

Honest.

BJ,

don't do your thing.

I believe you, too,

Hugo.

Who said that?

Don't be frightened, Hugo.

I'm just trying to warn you.

About what?

I like you,

Hugo, but if you stay

with the doctor in this house past midnight,

I'll have to do to you

what I do to him.

Midnight?

We have two minutes to go.

Dr. Schraker, come quick!

What is it this time?

Tell him what you told me.

Go ahead, tell him.

Talk to me,

honest.

And you think I'll believe that?

I'm not a bad

person, but if you don't say something,

by the time I count to five,

I'm going to do something drastic.

Two.

And what will you do for an encore?

You think you can leave off a poinsettia?

Three.

Four.

Four and a half.

Four and three quarter.

Don't

do that.

Very ingenious.

How do you do that?

With a tape recorder?

This is your last warning.

That wasn't me talking.

It was the real ghost.

Pish posh, double

posh.

It's your turn, Gordy.

And the triple posh posh to you, too!

And changing your

voice from a woman to a man.

Very good.

You're using strings

again, aren't you?

Please believe me, it's the ghost.

It can't be a ghost.

There's no such thing as a ghost.

I'll take

those strings and wrap

them around your...

There's no strings.

Of course.

It's the shink hair.

It is a ghost.

We've got to get out of here by midnight or else.

It's too late.

I'll give you a five minute extension.

Hurry, let's get out of here.

Brad, the fairy's wearing off.

Yeah, I know.

Look!

Ah!

Here you go.

Oh, no, wait.

The ghost gave us five minutes

more.

That B.J.'s always too generous.

Ah!

This is our last chance,

B.J., as hard as you can.

Ready and

push!

Why'd you do that?

Because your big mouth is showing,

dummy.

Save it for later, you two.

Come on.

Can you believe that old fat cat

shrinker buying that ghost story?

Oh, why not?

You make the best looking ghost anybody never saw.

Hey, now listen, gang.

Let's give credit where credit is due.

And we'll give credit to those strange looking berries.

Oh, that's right.

That's right.

And speaking of those strange looking berries,

meathead.

Now, you don't have to say another word.

This is one shrinkie who's never going to eat another

strange looking berry as long as I live.

No, no, Gordy, you don't understand.

Brad and I want you to keep eating those berries.

But then I'll be invisible.

Right!

And a berry a day keeps Gordy away.

And the farther away the better.

Come after me, sis.

You'll be hurt.

You'll be hurt.

You'll be hurt.

I don't care.

No, Hugo.

It's no use arguing with me.

Those shrinkies are making a fool

of the great Dr. Shrinker.

I chase the shrinkies.

I catch the shrinkies.

The shrinkies escape.

It's a vicious cycle.

It's making me mad.

Hugo, it doesn't matter

what you say.

It's my fault and I admit it.

When I shrunk them, I shrunk them

too small to catch.

Why don't you

make them big again?

Wait. I'll make them

big again.

I think there's an echo in here.

Okay, you guys.

Come again. Soup's on.

Gordy, it's dinner time.

I'm coming. I'm coming. I can't run with two tons of

firewood right in front of my face.

I mean, this is...

That's it.

Gordy, you're the only person

in the world with three left feet.

I'm sorry, sis. It was just an accident.

You're an accident. Now, Gordy, get out of here.

I didn't mean it.

Go on. I don't want to hear it. Just get out.

Well, good job, B.J.

Someday you're going to make somebody

a great husband.

I'm sorry, Brad.

It's just that he is the biggest

klutz in the world.

Yeah, well, yelling at him like that is only going to make him

more of a klutz.

You're right. Let's go find him.

Onward, Hugo, my boy.

It's time to unshrink

a shrinkie.

And then it'll be time to

shrink a doctor-shrinker.

Boy, sometimes sisters are no fun at all.

There he is.

Yeah, klutzing his way right into another mess.

Nobody loves me.

Everybody hates me.

I'm going out and eat rats.

Hi there.

You're the best.

I'm the best.

I'm the best.

Hi there.

Your sister takes you out of the nest, too?

Well, you don't have to get nasty about it.

Run, Gordy.

I would if my feet could remember how.

Quick, Hugo. Full power.

That's Dr. Shrinker.

No kidding.

Fire.

Oh, God.

You see, Hugo,

my idea works.

I finally have my shrinkie.

Oh, great.

Now instead of one rat catching Gordy,

two rats have him.

Oh, help me, Hugo.

Help me.

Look out. The plane's crashing. Look out.

Where am I?

Who am I?

Hurry, Hugo, before he remembers.

Who are you?

Who am I?

I'll show you who you are.

Wait, wait.

Dr. Shrinker,

you must have hit your head harder than we thought.

I'm Dr. Shrinker?

Yes, and I'm Hugo,

your assistant.

Great. Now the rats have got themselves a cat.

Hey, dummies, over here.

But if you're Hugo

and I'm Dr. Shrinker,

who's the big ugly guy?

What big ugly guy?

Oh, he's the freaky agent

for the man who's going to buy your shrinking ray

for a million dollars.

Hugo, don't tempt me.

Quiet, freaky agent.

If I'm Dr. Shrinker,

it's time to get my

shrinkies.

I'm Dr. Shrinker.

It's time for me to start thinking about my shrinkies.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Quick, there's a hole I was looking for.

Hi.

And if he thinks he's Dr. Shrinker,

then he'll lead us

to the other shrinkies.

Oh, Hugo, that's

absolutely diabolical.

I know, I know.

Come, come, gentlemen.

There's no time for idle chatter.

There is work to be done

and a shrinkie to be won.

Hugo, warm up the jeep.

And you,

freaky agent,

help him.

Now wait a moment.

I don't warm up jeeps.

Your wish is my command, doctor.

Come on, freaky agent.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Hold it.

Something's screwy here.

Gordy's working on the shrinking ray.

And let's use it before he breaks it.

Gordy, quick, turn the shrinking ray on us.

Well, well,

my little shrinkie friends.

Ha ha ha ha.

Gordy, cool it with a Dracula impression

to just get us back to normal size, okay?

I'll get you back to normal size,

all right?

Hold it, something's wrong.

Come, come, my little friends.

Time to get back in your cage.

Ouch.

Ouch.

Hey, where am I?

You were about to get a punch in the mouth.

Yeah, that was a lousy joke, Gordy.

What joke?

Hey, how come I'm big again?

Gordy, this is no time

for 20 questions.

Now turn that ray on us or you won't know

whether you're animal, vegetable or mineral.

Okay, but I don't know what you're so steamed up about.

What's keeping you in there, Doctor?

Doctor?

What doctor?

Hold it, everybody hide.

Ouch.

I'm Doctor Shrinker.

What's he shouting for?

The old turkey's standing right next to him.

That incessant screaming is giving me a headache.

Oh, oh, yes, Doctor.

I'm sorry, Doctor.

I see it, but I don't believe it.

Gordy's giving Hugo orders?

May I remind you,

time is of the essence,

Doctor,

and may I remind you

that you have a big mouth,

freaky agent.

If he calls me freaky agent

one more time, I'll...

You'll do what?

Freaky agent?

The things I won't do for money.

Now they're both taking orders from Gordy.

I always hoped he'd be a great leader,

but this is ridiculous.

Wait!

You didn't bring anything

to put the Shrinkies in.

Out of my way!

Hugo, I can't take

much more of this.

If you want something done right,

you've got to do it yourself.

Good, I'll settle this one

once and for all.

Gordon, it's time

we had a man-to-man talk.

Anything you say,

little Shrinky.

Gordy?

Gordy?

Right now your little brother's too big to argue with.

Come back here, you little demon!

Where am I?

How did I get big again?

Gordy, if you ask me that question

one more time...

Wait! BJ, it's amnesia.

Every time he hits his head,

he thinks he's Dr. Shrinker.

Well, get him to bend down here.

I'll hit him so hard, I'll turn him inside out.

Oh, BJ, honest, I didn't mean to spill that stew.

That's okay. I forgive you.

I'm very glad

to hear that little Shrinky.

My buyers will be very pleased indeed.

Congratulations, Dr. Shrinker.

Amazing!

How did you ever catch her?

Oh, it was nothing, really.

Just the old let the shrinking ray alone

and the Shrinkies will come to a trick.

But it was nothing

a freaky agent would understand.

I'm sorry, Dr. Shrinker.

I'm sorry, Dr. Shrinker.

I'm sorry, Dr. Shrinker.

Oh! Ouch! Ouch!

Where am I?

Who am I?

You're a Shrinky

who's about to be shrunk again.

Racking the chair.

But what about the third Shrinky?

You're going to be greedy.

Two Shrinkies is more than enough proof

for my buyers.

What are you, poor klutz?

Well, it's about time!

Hurry, Hugo!

Hurry, Hugo! Hurry, Hugo!

If I hurry any faster, I won't know what's end is up!

Hmm, Hugo!

I know! Hurry, hurry, hurry!

Hugo, the others shrieking!

Where?

Never mind!

I'll get them!

Ah!

What?

You take care of him!

Whatever you say, Doctor!

Hurry, hurry, hurry!

I don't understand it!

Where are they?

What are you doing?

Hurrying, just like you said!

Come on, Gordy, quick!

And try not to hit your head!

Hugo, you don't!

But you told me to hurry!

Great! Now the rat finds us!

Quick! This way!

Hurry, hurry, hurry!

Have you found them yet?

Hugo, don't tempt me!

Quick!

The heating shaft!

No thanks!

I think I've had enough already!

This time, they pick the one place where we can follow them!

We?

Hugo!

I know! Hurry, hurry, hurry!

Follow your leader!

You mind?

I don't understand! The only place this is gonna lead us is the furnace!

Well, just be thankful it's not wintertime!

Come on!

Faster!

This time we have them!

That's what you say every time!

BJ, Gordy, this way!

Gordy, are you okay?

Hello, little shrinkies!

Let me take care of this!

No, no, no! Let him chase us, BJ!

Run, little shrinkies!

But you'll never get away from me!

Pull this way!

If you say so, now!

Now I've got you!

What were you saying, BJ?

Don't try to stop me this time, Brad!

I'll get them!

Hugo!

Yes, doctor?

Why did you ask?

I'm not a doctor!

I'm a doctor!

I'm a doctor!

Yes, doctor!

Why did you have to push?

Now I'm stuck!

But, doctor, you told me to hurry!

Gordy, you don't know how close I came to making this spot really sore!

I don't know what you two think is so funny.

You know, having amnesia is no picnic!

Nobody said it was, Gordy!

Well, you know, when you lose your memory, you forget everything!

Including when you eat!

Is there any more stew over there, BJ?

Do you want me to get you some?

No, thank you. I'll get it myself.

Wouldn't want to put you all out, Eddie.

Gordy!

Hugo!

No, not Dr. Shrinker again!

I'll take care of that!

I'm just kidding!

You think that's funny, don't you?

Dr. Shrinker, you really want to do this, don't you?

Hey, easy with this thing!

You know, I'd love to see the look on Shrinker's face

when he realizes a portable shortwave is missing.

Hey, you think we could pick up the football games on this thing?

I don't know. I'm a lot more interested in listening to Shrinker's radio broadcast.

For once, we'll know his plans in advance.

Where's BJ?

She went out a while ago. She went shopping for dinner.

I wonder why she's not back yet.

She knows it's too dangerous for any of us to be out alone at night.

It was so nice of you to drop in!

Blame the young turkey!

Gobble, gobble, gobble!

I think that Shrinkie needs a lesson in how to be polite.

On the contrary, Hugo.

The young lady's vitality should not only facilitate the sale of my Shrinkie Ray,

it should raise the price considerably.

Lots of luck, motormouth.

I've escaped from this cage dozens of times.

Unfortunate, but true.

I wonder if we can correct that condition, Hugo.

My pleasure, doctor. My pleasure.

You take the high-end and then the low-end.

We'll hook it right over there.

That's the way.

Is it going?

Up, up, up, Hugo!

You know, you don't even cheat there!

Now, now, the hand is quicker than the eye, my dear,

as my great friend Benny Bandini will show you when he arrives.

The great Bandini?

The world-famous magician and illusionist?

Oh, I'm sure he'd be flattered by your knowledge of him.

So why would a big-time magician want your crummy old Shrinkie Ray?

To perform the ultimate magic, my dear.

Instead of being a

great magician, my dear,

instead of using mirrors to make things look like they disappear,

he will use my machine to make them really disappear.

Now, don't you disappear, but we're at the radio.

You're cute, Hugo.

You're short, but you're cute.

Dr. Shrinker calling magic lantern.

Dr. Shrinker calling magic lantern.

Gorky, I can't find B.J. anywhere.

I think she disappeared.

Come on, Brad.

Now, my sister is capable of almost anything, but she cannot disappear.

Well, I don't know. She's not anywhere...

The lantern? Remember, I promised you.

Gorky, turn that back!

Why? We can listen to Shrinker any time.

I'm looking for a football game.

And I have the living sample,

all the proof you'll need that my Shrinking Ray works.

A living sample. Shrinker has B.J.

I just love reunions with old eccentric millionaire friends,

especially when they're going to make me so rich.

Hugo, I will entertain our little guest while you go get bandini.

Why do I always have to go get bandini?

I'm really going to miss having you around, little Shrinky.

I'd like to miss having you around for a change.

But I'll get over it.

All that money will make me forget all the little things I ever knew.

Don't feel bad, Doctor.

What you lack in intelligence, you make up for in stupidity.

My little girl looks so lonely.

Anybody would be lonely with you around.

Right here.

I brought you some company.

Doc!

Hey, who's that clown with Hugo?

That must be the buyer. Come on, let's hurry.

And here is an example of my solid state circuitry, as you can see.

So far, Doctor.

I've been working on it for a long time.

I've been working on it for a long time.

I've been working on it for a long time.

I have been working on it for a long time.

No day before I made this film, leader.

Of course, bottle calculated circuitry, as you can see.

So far, Doctor, I have seen nothing.

How did he do that?

Now, I want to see that living example that will spoke up so vividly.

Unless, of course, you're trying to trick your old friend bandini again.

Good buddy, you know me.

My dear Bandini.

Amazing.

Hi. What's a nice guy like you doing in a dump like this?

Don't worry. She says that to me all the time.

Uh-oh, look.

Incredible. Absolutely incredible.

But very expensive.

Money. Money is no object. The machine that does this

will make me the greatest, best digitator of all time.

I'll pay any price.

Well, I was thinking somewhere in the neighborhood of one...

A ten.

Two million. That's exactly what I need.

So?

Good.

What are we gonna do now?

First keep very, very still.

Before you pack up the machine, doctor, it posts.

How did you do that?

What's so funny?

Ask yourself how you can be sure things around here are really on the up and up.

Quiet, you little brats.

No, no, no. You be quiet. Go on. Go on, little girl.

Well, if someone were to show me one two-headed dog,

I might think it were a freak or even a trick.

But if I were to see two two-headed dogs, then I'd know it wasn't a trick. Right?

I say what you mean.

I don't. Who's selling two-headed dogs?

Doctor, the young lady has a very profound point.

But I'm not selling any two-headed dogs.

He means he wants to see another Shrinky.

He does?

No.

Hey, if I growl, you think he'll think I'm a dog?

What if I told you there were two Shrinkies on this island?

Make him prove it.

I will. I will in just a moment.

But first I need a flashlight.

How did he do that?

Doctor, later, huh?

Yes, yes, of course.

Shall we go?

Now or never, come on!

VJ, what are you doing up there?

I'm not asking dumb questions.

Now come up and get me out of here before they come back.

Come on, Gordy. And keep an eye out.

Brad, what are you going to do?

Brad, be careful.

Be careful, Brad.

Look out!

I told you if we left one Shrinky unattended for too long,

the other Shrinky would come to her rescue.

Doctor, I feel I may now safely say we have a deal.

I believe we agreed on two million.

With pleasure, Mr. Bandini.

And as a gesture of goodwill, I will throw in these two Shrinkies.

For a mere 50,000 more.

Not each.

An invitation to the premiere of your marvelous machine.

How do you do that?

Alas, time is slipping away.

I must signal my submarine for pickup before we lose the time.

And while you're doing that,

Hugo and I will load the Shrinking machine on the Jeep.

Hugo!

Gordy, get us out of here!

Gordy, get us out of here before Dr. Shrinker comes back!

You've got to be kidding.

The only thing he's ever accomplished on his own is dandruff.

Cool it, B.J.

Gordy, you're our only chance.

Boy, are we in trouble.

Don't worry about a thing, sis.

I'll be right up and get you two out.

I think.

I can make it.

I can make it.

I can make it.

I can't make it.

Wait, I have an idea.

It's about time.

Okay, guys, I'll have you down in a jiffy.

Tell me I don't see what I think I see.

Gordy, quit!

If you cut that rope, this cage falls.

Right.

Wrong, because we fall, too.

Oh, I never thought of that.

You never think.

I know what we can do.

Oh, I'm almost afraid to watch.

This is heavier than I thought.

Now you know how I feel when you say,

Here you go, quick, load up the shrinking ray.

Come on, Gordy, hurry!

Light as a feather doesn't mean much anymore.

Rest later, dummy, the rope is breaking.

Hey, I wasn't ready yet.

Well, I'm sorry if we inconvenienced you.

Well, let's get out of here.

Hold it, Gordy.

Even if Bandini doesn't buy us,

he's still gonna buy the shrinking ray.

And that means we're stuck on this island as shrinkies.

Listen, I think I've got an idea on how to turn things around.

Ah, I see we're packed.

Excellent.

My submarine is waiting, but I must hurry.

We lose the tide in a few minutes.

Uh, didn't you forget something?

The shrinkies.

No, the check.

Ah-ha, but my good man, you've had it all along.

How did you do that?

Later, Hugo.

Uh, shall we?

What was that?

Well, I see the great Bandini is just as dumb as Dr. Shrinker said he is.

Shrinker, what's going on?

Young man, I thought you were inside in the cage.

There's no such thing as a shrinking ray.

It was all done with mirrors.

Why are you telling me this?

Because my associates plan to cut me out of my share of the money.

Now, just a moment.

We weren't going to cut him out of his share.

I mean, he never had a share.

I mean, my ray works.

You saw it with your own eyes.

Yes, yes.

But you never held us with your own hands.

As a matter of fact, I never did touch the shrinkies.

Farewell, Dr. Shrinker.

I can explain.

There's no time for more of your hocus pocus, Dr. My Submarine is sailing.

I can show you it works.

I can.

Let's get him, you go.

I'll prove it.

What is this?

What is this?

Give this up.

I think somebody let the shrinkies take the radio.

And the film projector.

Don't tempt me, little Shrinker.

And he calls me a dummy.

Who would have thought that a great magician like Bandini would fall for an old trick like that?

Sure, it's only natural he'd think Shrinker was trying to trick him.

Don't you know anything, Gordy?

Come on, I knew enough to get you two out of that cage.

Oh yeah, well while we were in that cage, Bandini taught us how to disappear.

That's right.

He did.

We'll show you.

Count to three.

You ready?

Okay.

One, two, three.

Where'd you guys go?

Brad, DJ?

Pull the raft in here, Gordy.

Aye, aye, sir.

I feel like Huckleberry Finn going down the Mississippi.

A six inch kid crossing the pond in a mastic raft?

You call that Huckleberry Finn?

The condensed version.

This fuss, just to pick some berries.

Well, if Dr. Shrinker and his weirdo assistant would stop chasing us,

we wouldn't have to come this far for food.

This place gives me the creeps.

Yuck.

Me too, double yuck.

It wouldn't be so bad if you'd stop complaining.

That wasn't us.

Wow, look at that thing glowing.

You think it's real or a ghost?

It must be a ghost. It just croaked.

Run!

Head for the raft, Gordy!

Gordy?

Where is Gordy?

You don't think the... you don't think the frog?

There's only one way to find out.

Get away.

Gordy? Gordy?

Where could he be?

Gordy?

Gordy?

Gordy!

You're not Gordy.

Run!

It's natives wearing costumes.

Hi there. Check your treat.

Kala, look.

Kahana, the tiny one, has come to help us.

Two?

The legend speaks of only one Kahana,

the warrior sent to redeem the sacred emerald.

Perhaps Kahana has brought his mate.

But the dress they wear is strange.

Look who's talking.

Let us ask the wise one.

Great. We crossed the Mississippi to get away from Dr. Shrinker

and we end up right in his lap.

I don't believe it.

How did that old turkey get all those new feathers?

Well, well, well.

What have we here?

Kahana's the tiny one.

No, these are the evil ones.

Seize them.

Just hold it right there, Buster.

Look, Dr. Wise One, I've about had it with you.

I said seize them.

But the legend speaks of the good tiny ones

and the evil tiny ones.

If we are mistaken, Moko will be angry.

You doubt the word of the wise one.

Very well.

We will ask Moko himself.

Tell us, oh great Moko,

is either of these Ahume?

I never was good at true and false tests.

I wonder what Hugo's doing here.

Not now, foot.

Forgive us your answer, oh great Moko.

We thank you.

We have your answer, oh great Moko.

Moko, do you hear me?

Moko?

That idiot, Hugo.

Moko!

Put those evil ones where they can't escape.

Hugo, you don't.

Where are you?

Over here, doctor.

You better have a good reason for leaving those controls.

Isn't this reason enough?

So the third shrink is here too.

Quick, search the area.

What did he think I was doing?

Over there, quick.

It's no good, B.J., you're not thin enough.

How do you like that?

I'm down to five pounds and I'm still overweight.

Hey, somebody's tied up over there.

Who did this to you?

Sadly, my own people.

The evil doctor, Hugo,

who was the one who did this to me.

Who did this to you?

Sadly, my own people.

The evil doctor, Shrinker,

found a way to make the great Moko do his bidding.

Now my people bring him our treasure of gold and silver.

So that's what this is all about.

Wow, there must be something in this clay.

I could rent myself out as a lighthouse.

Oh, boy.

Behold, the true Kahana has come to us from the great Moko himself.

You people lose something?

Gordy?

Psst.

Holy cow, I turned my back for two minutes

and look what happens to you two.

And what are you supposed to be, the barefoot Contessa?

Don't you two cool it. We've got to get out of here.

That's a great idea. The only question is how.

Well, Shrinker's got the natives under his spell.

He's got some way of making that idol do whatever he wants it to.

It's easy. He's got huge powers.

He's got Hugo back in the bushes with an electronic control panel.

You were right.

You two wait here.

Old legendary Kahana himself will go get his fans to release you.

His fans?

Something tells me we're going to have trouble with him.

Okay. At ease.

Rise and shine.

I want you to release those two.

But Moko, the wise one says it's time to go.

Moko, the wise one said.

Yeah? Well, let me tell you something.

And remember, this comes straight from the idol's mouth.

The wise one is nothing but a wise guy.

Now hop to it.

Thanks.

You'll find me an easy hero to get along with.

We have waited many hundreds of years for Kahana's return.

I go now to prepare your crown.

Oh.

A crown, huh? Gordy the first.

Not bad.

Not bad.

Gordy, they really listen to you.

Well, why not? I'm the main honcho here.

Yeah, well, if this honcho doesn't want to wind up flat on his poncho,

we better cut out.

Look, I can't right now. You see, they're getting my crown.

Gordy, Dr. Shrinker's going to be back any minute.

No, no, no. You don't understand.

You see, they've been waiting for me for centuries.

I mean, the least I can do is let them go get the crown.

Don't worry. The way your head is swelling, it'll never fit.

Hey, that's neat.

First, Kahana must fulfill a prophecy of the ancient legend.

Gordy, time to go.

Does it have anything to do with gold or silver?

Gordy, come on.

No. Kahana's noble mission is to rescue the sacred emerald.

Did you hear that? There's an emerald.

Where is the emerald?

In the Serpent's Den.

In the Serpent's Den?

Okay, gang, I'm ready to go now.

Listen, I can't go in there. It's against my religion.

I'm a confirmed coward.

Did you look in the Yellow Pages for a snake charmer?

Just a suggestion.

Brad, we better do something quickly

or Gordy's going to be one hero's sandwich.

Maybe I can get at that snake through this crevice.

Holy moly.

The main thing is not to show fear.

Okay, snake, back off.

I'm coming after that gem.

Hey, it worked.

The sacred emerald is ours once more.

All hail Kahana.

Kahana.

Hey, gang, listen, it was nothing.

You bet it was nothing.

In fact, if we hadn't taken care of that snake,

Gordy would be nothing.

Try telling them that.

All hail Kahana.

Aw, come on, guys.

All hail Kahana.

Okay, okay, you guys go ahead and hail me all you want to.

I deserve it.

You know, unless we get Gordy out of there now,

we're going to have to make an appointment.

That'll be the day when I make an appointment

with the King Clutz.

Well, like it or not, it's going to be a lot easier

to save Gordy from himself than Dr. Shrinker.

Uh-oh.

I spoke too soon.

What's going on here?

Who freed my prisoners?

Kahana did.

He's not Kahana.

He's a fake like the other two.

If you're looking for a 14-karat faker, it's him.

Just remember who got the emerald back for you.

That is so.

See?

You're doubting my word again, hmm?

Well, we'll let Mocha decide.

Dr. Shrinker's getting ready for another one

of his loaded quizzes.

How about if this time we do the loading?

Yeah.

Help!

I'm trapped!

Somebody help me!

It's the Shrinky.

Ah, tell me where you are!

I'll help you!

I'm over here in these bushes!

Oh, great mocha.

We ask you to tell us which is the imposter.

Come on, B.J., push.

Push harder.

We have to get it all the way down.

So, he is the evil one.

Yes.

Let us cast him out.

Oh, doctor, doctor, can I have a word with you?

Not now, Hugo, not now.

You always say that.

Let us cast both of them out.

This time you're right.

Let's go.

Get him, fellas, get him!

Get him!

Oh, noble Kahana.

Go ahead and kid around.

But I did face that snake and I did get that gem back.

Sure you did, just like you got your shoes back, right?

Hey, forget the shoes.

I'll pick them up later.

Listen, I'm telling you, that snake was actually afraid of me.

Sure he was.

There's no doubt about it.

You're the genuine tiny one, right, B.J.?

Right, straight up here.

No, Hugo, I don't want excuses.

I want the Shrinkies.

Then you should talk to the person who keeps letting the Shrinkies escape.

But I am talking to the person who keeps letting the Shrinkies escape.

No, Doctor.

Now you're talking to the person who keeps letting the Shrinkies escape.

Hugo, don't tempt me.

Doctor, would you talk a little louder?

I don't think the person can hear you.

There she is.

Hi, sis, you want a sandwich?

Sure.

B.J., what's the matter?

You never used to be this way.

Well, I never used to be six inches tall, either.

And I never used to spend half my life running from a cuckoo scientist

who's chasing me with a butterfly net

and the other half running from wild animals who think I'm some kind of a walking TV dinner.

I've had it.

And from now on, this little chick is going to get big again all by herself.

And those are the bare facts.

You better believe it. Look.

Oh, okay, now just back off slowly.

Great idea, Brad. Then if the bear doesn't get us, the turkeys will.

Hello, you little Shrinkies.

Hey, bro, do you want these? I think I just lost my appetite.

Yeah, well, that bear didn't.

Here, catch.

Whoo!

Go and get him, Smokey!

Hugo, if I don't catch those Shrinkies soon, I may never survive.

Well, if somebody had thrown those sandwiches away like I told him to,

the bear wouldn't have gotten him.

There I was again with the Shrinkies easily within my reach.

And you let them escape again.

Well, if you ask me, they escaped because somebody's bright idea

for catching them isn't as bright as it used to be.

Hugo, you are tempting me and have once again

bumbled your way into the perfect solution.

What bumbled? He's the booby who got trapped.

Just remember, you two, brother or no brother and friend or no friend,

if this latest plan of yours doesn't work,

I'm getting back to normal size on my own.

Is that a promise or a threat?

For you it's a threat. For him it's a promise.

Whee!

There, little Hugo, the solar energizer.

Whee!

My latest and perhaps greatest invention.

Whee!

I'll be the judge of that.

Now, on the basic thesis that the Shrinkies can out-sink me

simply because three minds are better than one,

especially when the one is dumb.

This machine will harness the power of the sun

and give me the brain power of ten people.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

This machine will harness the sun

and give the brain power of ten people?

If I had that, then I wouldn't have to put up

with the stupidity of one doctor.

Whee!

Is it ready?

There it is.

Whee!

Oh, no! Not my beautiful machine!

Oh!

Hugo, I'll never forgive you for this.

Hugo, where are you?

Hugo, when I get my hands on you, I'm going to...

You're going to do what, doctor?

Hugo!

Hugo!

Hugo, what's happening?

All right, now be careful.

We're starting to get close to Shrinker's lab.

Whee!

Hugo, I don't understand.

It's the machine.

No, it's you!

Hugo, put me down this instant.

That's an order!

Oh, very well.

If that's an order, your wish is my command, doctor.

Hugo, you're going to wish you.

No, no, it can't be.

It's a force field.

Hugo, you should be ashamed,

stealing the brain power of my machine.

Relax, doctor.

It's only the beginning.

I don't like this, Brett.

Every time we go in that old buzzard's lab, I get a rash.

Come on, Gordy.

More to the left.

The sun is hitting my ear.

Hugo?

Yes, doctor?

Hugo, is that better?

Oh, yes, doctor.

Would you like a pomegranate, perhaps?

A fig?

Some grapes, Hugo.

Shh!

They're shrinking.

What?

You can hear them?

Just cool it, you two.

Once we booby trap Shrinker's lab

and force him to make us normal size again,

you can argue all you want.

What did they say?

They're on their way to booby trap the lab.

Hugo, you're fantastic.

Touchy, touchy.

Hold it.

This time we're going to take the back way to the lab.

The back way?

Brad, there's a sheer cliff at the back of the lab.

I know.

That's exactly why Dr. Shrinker will never expect us to come that way.

Come on.

This way.

But you just said this way.

Now I say this way.

This way?

Right.

This way.

Come on, you got it.

Come on, hurry up, Gordy.

I'm coming.

This is dumb.

This is a stupid idea.

We're going the back way.

Shh!

I feel strange.

Yeah, I feel like my feet are coming off the ground.

Hey, Brad, PJ, if you're anywhere near me, say something.

I think I just became an angel.

Gordy, you never were an angel,

and you're never going to be one.

Look.

Shrinker, the bank.

Hey, what's happening?

Hey, guys.

Hey, no.

Hey, cut him out.

Get us out of here.

Come on.

Cut him.

Turn out the lights.

That's right, Professor.

I have three living examples that my shrinking ray works.

The best of luck in the bidding to you.

Well, Hugo, the guest list is complete.

They are all coming to my auction.

Did I forget something?

Yes.

You forgot to tell them it was my auction.

Oh, Hugo, now you've gone too far.

The shrinking ray was my idea.

You f... and... and... and...

Hugo, not again.

Hugo!

Oh!

Wow!

Now that's what I call knowing how to win an argument.

Hugo, you can't get away with this.

It's impossible for any one person to operate the shrinking ray without help.

But, Doctor, I already have an assistant.

Don't I, little Shrinky?

Why, Hugo, you're the one who can read minds.

P.J.

Don't trust her, Hugo.

Don't trust her.

Quiet, dumb-dumb.

What do you expect her to go?

Walking around in the middle of the air?

Try.

Why, Hugo, you're such a brute.

Well, I try.

And you succeed, Hugo, you succeed.

Would you like some more cramps?

Oh, later.

After I shrink that dummy doctor and sell him with the other two Shrinkies.

And don't forget, return me to normal size.

Boy, talk about your Benedict Arnold's.

Well, she said she'd get big any way she could.

Oh, I don't know, Gordy.

I can't buy P.J. being a traitor.

Well, look, Hugo can read her mind.

If she was planning anything, he'd know it before she did.

I guess so.

You better know so, sweetheart.

I don't know how I could be so dumb wasting my time with you two.

Can you explain it, Hugo dear?

Sometimes you'll have to settle for the short end.

P.J., you can't mean that.

And why not?

Hugo dear, tell these boys the facts of life.

Oh, she means it.

Believe me, fellows, she means it.

Hugo, would you be a darling and open a window or something?

It's so hot, I swear I do feel a touch of the vapors.

Anything you say.

And tomorrow you'll be able to do that yourself.

Hugo, you are so sweet.

I do believe you're going to spoil me.

And speaking of sweet, darling,

try some of that honey over there on those crepes.

Oh, Hugo, save your energy and use some of your marvelous powers.

Oh, right, right.

That's a boy.

That's a bear.

Hugo, look out for the bear.

Not an ice bear, a good bear.

Hugo, do something.

False field.

Anything.

Come on, now go check.

Look.

I think he just ran out of gas.

Come on.

Hugo, you don't.

PJ, how come you never make crepes like that for Brad and me?

Well, I never had the power before.

Oh, and you do now.

Sure.

Strawberry's in the kitchen.

Come in here.

Get out of here.

You really think I'm going to fall for an old...

Brad?

Brad?

Gordy, what's the matter?

You look like you've seen a ghost.

But you...

Oh, you too, Gordy.

You don't.

Gordy, you're so gawky.

Whoa.

I need a break.

Steve and Wells Fargo stopped to give the horses a rest.

Oh, it's going to be great listening to music again.

I'm glad you remembered this tape recorder was still in the plane wreckage, PJ.

Come on, the hideout's only a little bit further, and we'll take a break there.

Let's go.

A woman's work is never done.

Or maybe it is.

Look.

Is that an animal?

Well, it isn't a vegetable or a mineral.

Hey, cool it.

I think he's more afraid of us than we are of him.

Come on.

Is that Brad?

Bradley?

What, Gordy?

That's what.

Okay, okay, just take it easy.

Try telling him that.

Now, look there, Mr. Cat.

My sister says...

Some other time.

Well, now we're caught between...

No.

Wait, look.

He can communicate with the animals.

How do you like that?

A kid ducked a doodle in.

You know, I think he's a wild boy.

A kid who's been raised by the animals.

Hi there.

So you're a wild kid, huh?

Hey, he understands me, too.

Well, of course.

We just said he could communicate with animals.

Easy there, Hugo.

We don't want to frighten our little exterminator, now do we?

So much more efficient for catching those shrinkies

than those silly little mousetraps.

I certainly hope so.

Cheer up, Hugo.

Maybe later I'll let you turn the shrinking machine on him

and shrink him.

Oh, I just had the most brilliant idea.

Not another one.

A miniature zoo.

Why, it would be one of the greatest attractions in history.

It would make me almost as famous as those shrinkies.

Almost only counts in horseshoes.

Load the shrinking machine on the Jeep.

Just think of it.

A miniature zoo.

Why, I'd be rich.

Rich!

Oh, I'll think of it, Doctor.

And a way to make sure I'm the one who gets rich.

Ha ha ha ha!

And this is where we live.

Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

Must be a little streak of chimp in his family tree.

I wonder if we can teach him to stand up.

Give it a try.

Boy, watch me.

Only animals walk on all fours.

You're a man.

A human.

You men?

Hey, you speak English.

He probably took lessons from Tarzan.

Either that or the same person that taught you.

That's right, you are a human.

And humans stand up.

Like this.

Atta boy, boy.

Right on, fella.

Today you are a man.

A free man.

Free?

That's right.

A free man.

And a free man has nothing to fear.

Hugo, get Ty over here.

Except Dr. Schrieker.

Take off!

Look, it's that wild boy again.

So?

So, the wild boy is always the greatest circus attraction.

Imagine what a tiny wild boy would be worth.

Hugo, I'm absolutely right.

Quick, the shrinking ray.

Human.

Run, boy, run.

Human.

Give me full power, Hugo.

Fred, what are we going to do?

Human.

Ready?

Aim.

Human.

Human.

Fire!

Oh, no.

Fred, let's get him in here.

It's too late.

I don't understand.

Why didn't he run?

Because three civilized people taught him to stand.

Well, whoever it was, that was a pretty stupid thing to do.

Because anybody...

Oh, you mean us three people.

Oh, no.

B.J., are you sure this is going to work?

I'm only sure of one thing.

If it weren't for us, that boy wouldn't be Dr. Schrieker's prisoner.

Yeah, he sure got the short end of the stick, and I do mean short.

If it doesn't work, what have we lost?

Nothing much, only our skins.

Gordy, shut up and open your mouth.

Okay, now let's hear a machine gun firing.

Roll it.

Calm down, little man.

Dr. Schrieker is on the radio right now with the biggest circus in the world.

$50,000. It's a deal. You have my word on that.

Listen, circus life isn't all that bad.

No, your only worry will be making sure the wild animals don't eat you.

You man.

Why did you throw that at me?

You go, don't taunt our little friend.

He just made me $50,000 richer.

Wonderful. He gets $50,000 and I get a face full of sawdust.

Silence.

In the middle of a jungle?

Helicopters.

Dr. Schrieker, you are surrounded by troops of the second division.

We intercepted your radio message.

That's illegal. I'll sue them.

You can't sue the army.

What are you, a Philadelphia lawyer?

Shut up and listen.

Resistance is useless. Come up with your hands up.

Okay, Brad, now.

You got it.

Maybe there's nobody out there.

Comrade, oh, we're coming in after you.

There's somebody out there.

Hugo, next time we're on the mainland, remind me to have your hearing checked.

Next time we're on the mainland, we'll see who gets checked and for what.

Get your hands up.

All right, over to the jeep.

Hands on the hood and spread them.

Move it!

Hey, Schrieker looks like a regular 214.

Some other time, Gordy, some other time. Come on.

There he is.

You, man.

Sit tight, boy. We'll have you out of there in a minute.

Hello.

Something's funny.

Sure, funny.

Ha-ha.

I mean, I don't see anything.

There's no helicopters, no trucks, no army.

Hmm.

Maybe nobody's out here.

You know what?

There's nobody out here.

I was thinking the same thing.

What?

What? Free!

That's right, free.

Listen, I don't know how long that tape is gonna hold him,

so we better get to the shrinking machine.

Come on, boy.

Ah! See? I told you it was a trap.

Hugo, stop bickering and find those shrinkies.

Ooh, and I get my hands on them.

They're coming back.

Hide. Do you see them?

Not yet.

I'll get them.

I'll get them.

They're coming back. Hide. Do you see them?

Not yet.

Hide. Hide.

It's a raccoon.

Good guess.

The wild boy is gone.

It's the shrinkies.

Hugo, I'm too tired to search anymore tonight.

Time for bed.

Good idea.

For me.

In case they try to get to the shrinking ray,

you stay here and stand guard.

Will it be all right if I sit guard?

Once we get boy back to normal size,

he can reach all the controls at once and focus the ray on us.

All right.

Okay, ready, boy?

Ready on the right?

Ready on the left?

Ready.

Fire!

Fire!

Hey, Dr. Shrinker!

The shrinkies are here!

Boy!

Dr. Shrinker!

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Put him back. No, you don't.

Dr. Shrinker! Stop!

Dr. Shrinker!

What is it? What happened?

The shrinkies made the wild boy big again,

and he carried the shrinkies away.

Hugo, you're top of the list.

Off to them.

You make all the money, you get all the sleep,

you run after them.

Hugo!

All right!

Rest now.

Oh, it's about time.

I was beginning to feel like a bowl of jello.

Boy, would I love a bowl of jello.

Oh, Gordy, don't you think about anything but food?

Yeah, but it doesn't do him any good stuck here on this island.

Well, I'm not the only one that's hungry.

Milk?

No, no, thanks. We're on the wagon.

Actually, you see, it's a... it's a raft.

And we were lucky we found it on the airplane.

It'll help you get back to the big island we saw when we flew in.

It'll be good for you, boy.

I'll bet there'll be plenty of people there who can help you.

People?

That's right, humans like us.

Only they'll have all the good things in life,

like cars and movies and footlong hot dogs.

Right, all the accomplishments of a great civilization.

Someone, come close.

This way, Hugo.

Too close.

Run!

Boy, forget about us. Save yourselves.

No, friends come on raft.

It's no use, Hugo.

I think we've lost their trail.

Oh, I think I have just found it.

Oh, then they must have been here.

Follow me, Hugo.

It's a long row, boy. We're too small to help.

On the other hand, we won't add much weight.

Yeah, and we can always sing

Row, Row, Row Your Boat in three-part harmony.

Listen.

I don't hear anything.

Over here, Hugo.

Now I hear something.

If we can stall them, boy can make it.

Hugo!

No!

Please, it's your only chance.

Look, just give us your net and do what we tell you.

We're getting closer, Hugo.

I can feel it.

Woohoo!

Hey, what's the matter, fellas?

Can't you catch a six-inch little girl?

Don't tempt me, little shrinkie.

Hugo, you dull chute.

You've done it again.

I was only following you.

That is no excuse.

That was almost...

I was sorry to see him go.

Brad, tell me something.

Do you really think you'll make it to the big island okay?

Oh, sure, Gordy, now that he's regular size.

And if he's really lucky, once he gets there,

he's gonna find himself a really wild girl.

You know what I mean? Whoa!

You know what I mean? Whoa!

You know what I mean? Whoa!

You know what I mean? Whoa!

Well, let's hope he's a little bit luckier than that.

Oh, yeah?

Well, when I get my hands on you,

we'll think he's lucky.

Hey, Gordy, you're his sister.

Yeah, okay.

I sure hope Brad digs up something different for dinner.

I've had it with fried bananas.

You know what I could go for right now?

What? Nice big juicy steak.

Me too.

Gordy, BJ, look what I found.

It's a gold coin.

Yeah, it's a 15th century Spanish doubloon.

Who cares?

I'd trade it right now for a 20th century Italian pizza.

Hey, fellas, here's another one.

Gordy, do you know what one of these is worth?

A fortune.

Yeah, well, I'd trade them both right now for a T-bone steak.

Gordy, with one of these, you can buy the whole cow.

Hey, I wonder what it would take to buy Hugo.

Buy him? I wouldn't take him for free.

No, bribe him.

So he'll double-cross Dr. Shrinker.

And help us.

Gordy, you have a firm grasp of the obvious.

Come on.

Help me with this.

Oof.

Ouch. Watch it, Gordy.

Watch it.

Boy, this is heavy.

Well, who said it was going to be light? Gold is heavy.

Are you sure it's gold in here, Jim?

I'm sure it is gold in here. It's on the map.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What is that?

Well, it's either two divers in wetsuits

or a one-four-footed rubber duck.

Get a rock. Break it open.

Come on, sweetheart.

Yes, sir.

Man, oh, man.

Ooh-wee.

Well, was I right or was I right?

Ooh, it's all here, Jake, just like you said.

Boy, copping it from that salvage boat

was easier than knocking over a kid's lemonade stand.

Ha-ha-ha.

Now, let's go back and pick up the coins we dropped.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Come here.

So nobody can trail us.

Oh, gotcha.

Hey, Danny.

If only my parole officer could see me now.

Come on, let's get them.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't fall away. We'll be right back.

Come on, Brad, hurry.

Just a little bit more.

Wow, look at that.

Yeah, I bet these coins are worth their weight in gold.

Gosh.

Gordy, what are you doing?

I've always wanted to roll around in money.

Come on, Gordy, stop clowning around and get out of there before...

Look out!

Hey, who turned out the lights?

Quick, let's get him out.

Gordy, try to push up from your end.

You say you want me to do push-ups?

You sure got the spots, Jake.

The divers are coming back.

Hey, what's going on out there?

Wait, we can't just leave Gordy in there?

Yeah, we didn't drop as many coins as I thought.

We got to get out of here.

Don't worry, Jake.

I will pulverize anyone who tries to muscle us out of that treasure.

Let's split. Come on.

What about Gordy?

Well, we won't do him any good if they grab us. Come on.

I'm telling you, Jake, we are asking for trouble

if we don't stash that chest around here somewhere.

No way, Manny.

Just till it cools, Jake.

And take a chance on someone hijacking it off us?

Oh, now, Jake, we...

Manny, forget it.

Brad, they're going to take the chest.

We got to do something. You stay here.

What?

Put that chest down!

Hey, over here!

Hey, what's the big idea?

What was that?

Oh, Gordy, when are you ever going to...

Oh.

Hi.

Does this bus stop at City Hall?

Grab him, Manny. I got the other.

I got mine. Did you get yours?

All done, Jake.

Hey, two out of two ain't bad.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey.

Now, uh, come on.

Let's hide this chest, huh?

This is the pits,

but there's only one person that can help us now.

Dr. Shrinker.

Brad,

if you ever came up with a bright idea,

now's the time.

Hey, listen!

Hey, listen!

It's a bird.

So what?

It's the monsoon bird.

When you hear it, you know a monsoon's coming.

And soon, which is where it gets its name.

Hey, uh, Jake,

we can't take off in no small boat

if a monsoon's coming.

Manny, you worry too much.

That's why you never passed your CPA exam.

Now grab those kids and...

See what I tell you?

Whoa!

Okay, okay, Manny.

We'll take cover in the cave

till it blows over.

I got the fins.

Oh, Manny!

You four-legged buzzard!

On guard!

Get back!

Go on! Go on, get back!

Get out of here!

Go on!

Hey, listen, with what I've been eating,

I'm all skin and bones,

and I'm very stringy.

If you want a dose of the same, my dear,

just try escaping.

What is that weird-looking thing?

You go.

Tell her about my brilliant new invention.

I don't want to sound

immodest.

It's Dr. Schwinn.

He's the one who made the

monsoon bird.

It's Dr. Schroeker's

miracle immobilizer.

Did I say it right, doctor?

One touch and any target

is frozen,

especially shrunken ones.

Don't worry, my dear.

The effect wears off

in a few minutes.

Do you think I would harm

my precious shrinkies?

Doctor, as soon as you're finished laughing,

get ready to cry,

because two of your precious

shrinkies have just been captured.

What?

That's right, by a couple of crooks.

Regular crooks, not like you two.

I resent that.

Be quiet, Hugo.

Where?

Down by the lagoon, and they're taking

Gordy and Brad with them.

We'll see about that.

Hugo, take her back to the lab.

Don't create her out of your sight.

Hugo, take her to the lab.

Hugo, take her to the lab.

Hugo, take it easy.

You get those other

shrinkies, and we'll see who

takes who to the lab,

and why.

Hey, Manny, the wind

is right down. Take a look.

You know, if they split, we go with them.

Well, tell me something I don't know.

Looks okay now.

Let's get out of here.

Hey, I got us into this, and I'll get us out.

I'll do it. You guys can't go now.

Who says so?

Good question.

And my friend Brad here has the answer, Brad.

Uh, the wind, the rain!

The rain! Boy, after that wind comes,

there's usually a heavy rain.

Usually?

Usually, always.

How heavy?

Uh, I, um, how heavy, Brad?

Uh, let me put it this way, okay?

You're dressed for it.

Yeah, I mean, your boat will be swamped in minutes.

It's another storm.

Let's get out of here.

Okay, okay, fine, but don't say we didn't warn you.

Yeah, when it comes to weather predictions,

old Brad here's got a perfect batting average.

Wow.

You just raised your average, pal.

You know, Hugo, we were talking about you

just this morning.

Quiet, small stuff.

And we all agree that the way Dr. Shrinker

treats you is absolutely gross.

We'll see who gets the gross

once Dr. Shrinker sells you

at his shrinking ray.

I'll get the gross.

One million.

But what if I told you a way

you could get your hands on

one million dollars worth of gold coins

right now?

That's just another shrunken trick.

Okay.

Let Dr. Shrinker find the sunken treasure

when he captures those two piles.

Treasure? Treasure?

Sunken treasure?

Oh, it's just the old chest

filled with Spanish doubloons.

Spanish doubloons? Where?

I won't tell you.

But I will show you.

Reminds me of summer vacations

in Atlantic City.

Hey, it stopped raining.

Let's go.

Hey, man, they're escaping.

Oh, no, you don't.

No.

It stopped a shrinker.

The way he's enjoying himself, somebody's having a bad time.

And there's more where that came from,

my little shrinkies.

So don't do anything foolish.

What are you doing here?

I thought I told you

to take the other shrink into the lab.

When did you hear what the girl told me?

Now, Hugo, don't you go

and blab to that turkey about our little secret.

Blab to me about what secret, Hugo?

It's privileged information.

Sorry.

Sorry?

Sorry?

You're going to be a lot sorrier.

Dr. Shrinker, now you'll never

find out about that treasure chest

filled with gold coins and...

Treasure chest?

Gold coins?

Well, speak up or you'll all get a shot of...

Oh, no, you don't.

You're next.

It's no use

trying to hold out.

It's a chest full of Spanish buffoons.

They're blooms.

And they're worth millions.

Fascinating.

And where is this chest?

Don't tell him. What?

Not unless he agrees to restore us to normal size.

Not unless you agree to restore size.

I heard. Size.

If the treasure is everything you say it is,

agreed.

Now,

where is it?

I'll have to lead you to it.

You do that.

It's not here.

Somebody must have swiped it.

It's getting so you can't trust anybody anymore.

Hey, look, there it is. It's in that mud hole.

It sunk.

And so are you.

No, no, wait.

If you put your tripod through the handle

in the top of it, the legs will keep it from going under.

I don't know.

Worth a million dollars.

And in another second it'll just be a job

for the Roto-Rooter man.

You're right. I've got to try.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

My precious immobilizer!

I'll get you for this.

Well, you'll have to catch us first.

Bye-bye!

Oh, this whole place is a zoo.

Tell me about it.

A crazy scientist,

picnic kids,

quicksand.

Let's get out of here before our little show's up.

The

banana's coming up!

It's about time.

Oh, B.J., I have been kind of busy today.

Oh, yeah? Well, I know, but this dinner is my breakfast.

Here, here, and...

Gordy,

you think Shrinker zapped him with his immobilizing ray?

No.

I just got a whiff of Brad's bananas.

Hugo!

Where are you?

Hugo,

if you don't get in here on the double,

I'm going to.

Oh! Oh, no!

You've got it.

I know I've got it, but what?

The most dreaded

tropical disease of all.

Sprotchularia.

Sprotchularia?

Help me! Help me!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

It's contagious. I'll get it, too.

Well, yeah, doctor.

Do something. I can't.

The only known cure for

Sprotchularia is the juice of the

wonga berry. Well, get some.

Hurry! I can't.

It only grows on top of the mountain.

I can't make the climb.

It'd be suicide.

Well, it's either suicide

or Sprotchularia.

Oh, no! Don't touch me!

I've got an idea.

Attention,

little Shrinkies.

They're calling us. Our time

has come. And I'm so

young. No, no, I think

that's Dr. Shrieker on loudspeaker.

Shriekies, health emergency.

We must call a

truce. Please come to

the lab. Hurry!

It's got to be some kind of a trick.

Yeah, well, we don't have anything else

going for us. We might as well

give it a try.

Whew!

I sure am glad that was Dr.

Shrieker. For a minute there, I thought

it was all over. I could see my whole

life flash before my eyes.

You always did like cartoons,

didn't you?

Truce!

Truce! Honey

Shriekies, health emergency.

We're here, Dr. Shrieker.

All right,

Turkey, what's this health emergency

you've been screaming about? It's Hugo.

He's in terrible shape.

He's been struck down

by splotchularia.

Splotchularia?

Poor

Hugo. He looks like a

gumball machine.

Soon we'll all look like that.

It's the most contagious

disease in all the

islands.

Help me, please.

And the only known cure

is the juice of the

Wonga Betty.

Well, make us big again and we'll run down to

the Coil Your Drug Store and pick some up.

The only place it can be

found is on top of the mountain.

I'll tell you what,

you kids run up there

and bring me back a load of Wonga

Betty's and I will

return you all

to normal size.

Yeah, yeah, we've been

there before. I will.

I promise. We've

got to save Hugo.

Help me, please.

I haven't got long to live and I'm

too short to die.

What do you think?

Well, all right,

we will, but just remember your

promise. Come on.

Oh, thank you, Master.

Just for me, you're going to make them

big again.

You think I'm actually going to do it?

You really are

sick.

Well, you touched

me. Why, you've given

me splotchularia. Why,

I can already see a splotch.

How could you do that, Hugo?

I'm going to die.

Hugo, I'm going

to die.

Don't worry, Master. The

Swickies have gone up to get the Wonga

berries, remember?

That's some kind of mountain.

Yeah.

We're getting a nosebleed just looking at it.

I'm pooped.

I vote for a 10 minute break.

Okay, gang,

10 minute break's over. Let's go.

Quick, B.J.

Hurry up, you two.

That old snake's

giving me the lunch bunch look.

Okay, B.J.,

you're first.

I'm first? Yeah, go on, sis.

Shweaker, Shweaker,

where are you?

Huh. It's about time.

I need another cup of hot chocolate.

Oh, look here, Hugo.

Knock it off and get moving.

Can't talk to me

like that. I can't,

can I? Get moving

or I'll touch you. Moving?

I'm moving.

I'm moving.

I'm moving.

Come on, B.J.

Hey, you guys,

I'm starting to get the hang of this.

Watch this.

Gordy!

Oh, crap.

Don't leave me.

Try telling my family.

Gordy, Gordy, hold on.

Come on.

Just sit down.

Gordy.

Gordy.

Gordy.

Dr. Shweaker sure knew what he was doing

sending us up here.

Yeah, well, come on, let's get moving.

Brad, slow down.

Hey, you guys, take it easy, will you?

Just be careful and take it slow.

Take it slow. That's easy for you to say.

You guys all right?

Oh, I can't walk.

If this wind picks up, we'll end up somewhere else.

Ah!

Brad, where are you?

Keep going.

Okay.

Nope.

B.J.

Oh!

Gordy, Gordy, I'm sorry.

Be careful. Okay.

Gordy, B.J., you put your foot in the loop

and climb on up.

Okay. We'll come up after you.

Hey, this will be a breeze.

Got it?

Oh!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

I can't get in!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

You okay?

Oh, city, you all right?

Any sign of those kids with my berries?

Not yet.

Hold it, Doc.

I need my pillows fluffed.

Your pillows fluffed?

Wonderful.

You heard me.

This room needs straightening out.

It's a mess.

Touchy, touchy.

Oh, no, don't.

Don't touch me.

I'll do it.

Touchy, touchy.

Oh.

I never thought we'd make

my tiny little shrunken muscles are killing me.

I think I got a Charlie pony.

Charlie pony?

Why did you have to be my brother?

Come on.

We've got to find those wonga berries.

Oh.

Let's go.

Ah!

Ah!

What happened?

I'm in some kind of trap. Help!

Well, who could it? Ah!

Uh-oh.

Now what?

Just exactly who and what are you?

I am Marumba,

the witch doctor.

I was just trying to catch myself a little lunch.

Here we go, somebody's lunch again.

And, uh,

well, that's how and why we're here.

That's enough of the small talk.

Please, Marumba,

we're tired of being tiny.

We need those wonga berries.

If there even is such a thing as a wonga berry.

Oh.

There is, my son.

There is.

Wow.

He's cornered the market.

Are those all wonga berries?

And do they really cure

splotchularia?

Of course. That's why I'm up here,

gathering them for an epidemic in my village.

Could you possibly let us

have a few?

Please?

Oh, I don't see why not.

After the terrific fright

I gave you, help yourselves.

Oh, jeez, thanks a lot.

Hey, we sure

appreciate this, Marumba.

Yeah.

Go in

peace, my children, and may the spirits

go with you. Listen,

if we ever need a witch doctor, we'll

give you a drum beat.

Yeah. So long. Bye, thanks.

Come on. Come on.

Be careful.

Watch out for that.

You're telling me watch out.

All right, BJ.

I'll hold on to this while you get started.

Why is it always me first?

Good luck, kid.

Go on.

All right, BJ.

Hey, hold on now.

Careful, sis. Careful.

Come on, Gordy. You're next.

I'm going.

Hey, onto that rope.

Ouch!

Oh.

Sis, you okay?

I'm gonna get you for that.

Come on.

You've got that thing,

don't you? I got it, Gordy. Come on.

Easy does it.

Shrinker, get me another pillow.

Yes, Hugo.

And Shrinker,

get me some fruit. Right away,

Hugo.

Where are those rotten

kids?

Watch your mouth, Hot Shot.

Where are my berries?

Where are my wonga berries? Yes, where are they?

First you keep your promise,

and then you get your berries.

Promise? What promise?

You promised to make us normal

size again.

After you do that, we'll signal Gordy

to bring in the berries. No one

can say Dr. Shrinker

didn't keep a promise.

Right this way.

Ah, hey, let go of me.

Ouch.

What did you do that for?

How am I gonna get my berries?

Quiet and watch

your master at work.

Gordy,

come out and see your big

sister. She's back

to normal, and is she cute.

Hey, Doc, I'm over here.

I guess it really worked, huh?

It certainly did.

Hurry, Doctor,

the berry juice. I can't wait

to get rid of these horrible splotches.

Neither can I,

Hugo. Neither can I.

Doctor, the berries worked.

I'm cured.

You certainly are.

Yes.

Oh, how I've been waiting for this moment.

Oh, no, Doctor.

What? What? What? What?

Oh, no, Doctor.

Oh, boy, what a

dummy. I really

blew it.

It's okay, pal. He tricked both of us.

I'm kind of getting used to being a bug anyway.

I want to thank you kids for

curing me.

Here,

use this. It'll get us both even

with Dr. Shrinker.

Hugo, where in places are you?

How does he expect us to get even with Dr.

Shrinker? Graffiti up the walls?

No, graffiti

up your face.

What?

Hey, what are you doing? Cut up.

What's the big idea, B.J.?

Anyone for splotchularia?

You got it, B.J.

Clean the chair. Clean the chair.

This chair. Yes, Doctor.

Clean the chair. Clean the chair.

Yes, yes, Doctor.

Oh.

Quiet in there.

Doctor,

maybe you had better look in there

to see if anything is wrong.

Oh, no.

Now they've got it.

Get rid of them, Hugo.

Get them out of here.

Now, you sure you want me to release them?

Hugo, don't tempt me.

All right, you Shrinkies.

Out of there. Come now.

Everybody out. Out. Out.

You heard the doctor. Get out, you little sickies.

Thanks a lot. Thanks, Hugo.

Thank you.

Before we go, Doc, I'd like to say goodbye to you.

Can I shake your ankle?

No, don't touch me. Don't touch me.

Get that Shrinky out of here.

Thanks, Hugo. Thank you.

Come on, let's not push our luck.

Don't hand it up. I thought that was a touching performance.

You would.

Come on.

Hey, this thing's getting heavy, you guys.

All right. Let's put it down.

Now, be careful.

This is the area where we usually run into Gordy's pals, Sydney.

Sydney the Snake.

What do you mean? Gordy never had a pal named Sydney.

He's not a snake.

That is that Sydney?

He's a daddy who suddenly sprung a slow leak.

I'm not a snake.

I'm a snake.

Sydney the Snake sprung a slow leak.

Hi, old pal.

Long time, no slither.

Music, Gordy.

This is no time for a flash.

Hold it.

Hold it.

These three-inch slaves can't go any farther.

Hey, how about we take the shortcut back to the hideout?

Good idea.

Second thought, let's take the long way.

Should I move? Any of you?

We have them, Your Highness.

Hurry, Chan-Lai. Ramue has the little people.

It is a miracle.

Dolls come to life.

Hold it, short stuff. I'm not that kind of a doll.

But then who or what are you?

Mind if we ask you the same question?

I am Chan-Lai, Prime Minister of the Kingdom of Tanhok.

The boy is Prince Kim-Si.

My father is King of Tanhok.

I am the son of King Kim-Si.

I am the son of King Kim-Si.

I am the son of King Kim-Si.

My father is King of Tanhok.

We came ashore while the royal yacht is being repaired.

Nice to meet you, Prince.

They are Americans.

Fantastic.

Did you hear that, Chan-Lai?

But if you are Americans,

how did you come to be here?

And why are you so small?

Well, you see, our plane crashed on this island.

You see, there's this weirdo here with a laser beam,

and his name is Dr. Shrinker, and well, that's what he did to us.

You mean someone on this island actually has a device

which can shrink a normal person down to your size?

Yes, or even smaller.

What a mean, dreadful person this doctor must be.

Yeah, and those are just his good points.

Excellence, if this doctor has such a machine as this,

it could make our little prince disappear forever.

Chan-Lai, I have decided.

You will seek out this Dr. Shrinker.

That's Shrinker.

I like the kids version better.

And you will see that he restores my friends to their normal size.

Your wish is my command, Prince Kim.

You sure you want to go in the front door?

Hey, come on, little brother. When you got it, flaunt it.

Hurry, Hugo. It's almost noon and we haven't caught our first Shrinky yet.

Hurry, Hugo.

Peek-a-boo.

Hugo, it's the Shrinkies.

I can see them.

Well, well, well, my little friends.

You finally come to your senses and decided to give yourself up.

No, we finally came to our senses and brought some friends to help us.

Well, I guess we finally made it, huh, gang?

Yes, your evil doctor's machine is far away.

I think you mean far out, Prince.

I mean, we're the ones who want to be far away.

Oh, and speaking of that, let's get a move on, huh, Dr. Stinker?

Don't tempt me, you shrunken little person.

It's not nice to be impolite to your elders.

All right, the machine is ready.

Give it full power.

Watch the chair, Prime Minister.

Ready, aim, fire.

It worked, Prime Minister.

Chen Lai, now have him restore my friends and we will leave for the Royal Yard.

I think not.

Seize them.

Well, Prince, it's been fun.

I knew there was something about him I liked.

Oh, no.

Now, Ramu, seize them.

Ramu, stop.

In the pouch.

Chen Lai, this is outrageous.

When we return to Tarnak, my father the king will have you thrown in the dungeon.

Dungeon?

No one is going to a dungeon.

Your father is dead, little prince.

We received the news yesterday on the yacht.

Dead?

Oh, my prince.

We will sail for Tarnak.

Immediately.

We will sail nowhere.

I will be the next king of Tarnak.

Seize him as well.

Yes, King Chen Lai.

Brad, we've got to do something.

I know the best thing we can do, though, is to stay free.

Come on.

Come on.

All hail to King Chen Lai.

All hail to King Chen Lai.

All hail to King Chen Lai.

All hail to King Chen Lai.

All hail to King Chen Lai.

All hail to King Chen Lai.

Hugo, what is it?

Gentlemen, gentlemen.

I hate to be a party pooper, but not everybody is cheering.

It seems strange that we should hold our own prince a prisoner.

It is.

But Chen Lai has planned this for as long as you've been at the palace.

Help the prince and yourself with the same fate as he.

Then you were impressed with my shrinking ray.

But of course, Doctor.

Ah, enough to buy it?

Hugo, would you be interested in buying it?

No.

But I would be interested in using it.

On the little prince.

Wonderful.

Yes, that will be one million dollars.

Hugo.

That will be one million dollars, please.

Unfortunately, I do not have access to my country's treasury until I become king.

That is unfortunate.

But on the other hand, maybe we can work out a trade.

Hugo, that is ridiculous.

What does the prime minister have that we would want?

Nothing.

But he can get us something we want, like the schwickies.

Hugo, that is the most wonderful idea I've had in a long time.

Well, that's nothing compared to what you're going to get once we get the shrinkies.

Come on.

Gordy, we're never going to make it.

Make it where? We don't even know where they took the little prince.

Gordy's right.

Brad, there's just no way our three inch legs are going to carry us all over this whole island.

Well, we've got to try. Come on.

There's the prince.

Those rats, they're going to make sure Chan lie in here.

It's the kingdom. Come on, let's go untie him.

It's no use, little shrinkies. Seize them.

Wait.

Excuse me, your highness.

No, no. Be my guest.

Well, in that case, allow me. Seize them.

Wait. Hugo, don't tempt me.

You know, every time we wind up in this bird cage, I feel like we're implanted in the parakeets.

Cute, Gordy.

Now why don't you stop thinking of jokes and try to think of a way to get us out of here, huh?

To your success, doctor.

And your wealth, your highness.

Please, please. I will not become your highness until well.

The prince becomes his lowness.

Exactly.

More papaya punch? Please.

Hugo, the punch.

As soon as I get my hands on those shrinkies, we'll see who gets the punch.

I just want to tell you, no matter what happens,

I am sorry they caught you, my friends.

Oh, it's not your fault, prince.

Your doctor is almost as evil as Chen Lai.

Even loyal Rama was afraid to act against him.

Wait a minute. How loyal was Rama?

I don't know, but now is a good time to find out.

The machine is ready.

Well, we're not. More punch for the king.

Here goes your desert.

Ramu. Ramu, come here.

Ramu.

Now, look. You can't just stand here while they shrink your prince.

It is better than doing away with the prince altogether.

I can tell you from personal experience, that's debatable.

But if the prince is still alive, he can still regain the throne.

Not unless your country specializes in six-inch thrones.

Don't touch that.

What?

Hey, it's unlocked.

Wait, Gordy. Not yet.

Hey, let us out. Hey, come over here.

Chen Lai, come quick.

Let's hope we can untie the prince in time. Come on.

Gordy.

Quickly, save yourselves. We will need later.

The prince is gone. Haji, search the area.

Oh. Oh.

No, the shrinkies have escaped too.

Hugo. Hugo.

Doctor, yes, doctor. Would you like some more papaya?

Hugo, don't be afraid.

Bravo. Wait. Please, I must risk.

Your Highness, I will carry you.

Come on, friends. Come on. Come on, you guys.

You will come back with me to Tanuk. Be part of my royal court.

Wow. Then I'd be a little prince.

That's really far out, prince, but we've got to stay on the island until we get back to normal five.

Then, then I will return with my army and rescue you.

That's great.

Your Highness, Tanuk has no army.

That's not so great.

Haji, Dr. Shrinker, quick. The trail leads this way.

Okay, everybody grab some vines.

You go that way, Prince Kim. We'll meet you at the beach.

Hugo. Oh, I know. We'll go that way and meet them at the beach.

What's the matter, fellows? Looking for something?

Haji, the little one.

Chan-Lai, I thought it was I that you wanted.

Now, Gordie.

They're all yours, Ramu.

Ramu, quick.

Chan-Lai, where are you all?

Over here, Doctor. Hurry.

They're coming. It's time to go, Your Highness. We'll stall Dr. Shrinker.

I'll never forget you, my friends.

Goodbye.

So long. Adios.

Are you ready up there?

Part two coming up, sis.

I don't understand. Where are they?

They're going to jail, which is exactly where you ought to be.

We'll see about that, little Shrinker. Hugo.

I know. I know.

Come on, sis.

You make it.

Oh, look.

Shorty has an advantage.

Hugo.

Oh, I'm sorry, Doctor. I'm a lot of papaya punch.

Hugo.

You know that Hugo is my kind of guy.

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