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What's this Mayor Challenge?
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Ah, Fitzy's lookin' for ways
to put Dog River on the map.
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Yeah, whenever election
time rolls around,
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he starts to pretend
he cares.
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How can you guys
be so cyclical?
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That's cynical.
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Maybe he meant we talk in
circles. We do that sometimes.
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Yeah, Wanda.
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If you weren't so cyclical,
you'd know that.
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So let me tell you my idea.
It's kinda big.
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Wait. Why don't you think about
it before you say it out loud.
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Okay, I'll think about it.
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Okay, I thought about it.
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You know how in Regina they have
all those painted pig statues
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and Toronto has all those
painted statues of mooses?
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Moose?
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No, there's more than one.
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Well, anyway, I was thinkin',
uh, you know,
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we should do the
same thing here.
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Do what, confuse plurals?
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Yeah. No.
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No, we should get local
people to paint statues
of prairie dogs.
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You know, I hate to say it, but
I think Hank is on to something.
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Me too. Good job, Hank.
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Yeah. That's the best idea
you've ever had.
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Really? You like it?
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Mm... no. But it's the best idea
you've ever had.
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* You can tell me that
your dog ran away *
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* Then tell me that it
took three days *
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* I've heard every joke,
I've heard every one you say *
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* You think there's
not a lot goin' on *
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* Look closer, Baby,
you're so wrong *
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* And that's why you can
stay so long *
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* Where there's not a lot
goin' on *
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Since when do we have to
meet the mayor at eight
in the morning?
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He's in campaign mode.
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He's different when
he's campaigning.
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He's a feral beast,
a hunter, a shark,
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an uncaring eating machine.
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No one's even
running against him.
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Just remember,
we're part of the team.
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We're the police.
We should be separate.
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Are you a spy?
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For who? No one's
running against him.
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I'm keepin' an eye on you.
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Quinton, Pelly.
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What's the word
on the streets?
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Don't you mean "street"?
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I haven't heard anything, Sir.
This election is yours.
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I guess my strategy of no one
running against me is working.
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Hey, I got an idea for
improvin' the town.
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You're moving?
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Geez, I don't normally slam
Hank, but it's just so easy.
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Just let me
tell ya my idea.
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Sorry, I'm kinda busy.
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Wow. Maybe everyone
in town's right,
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this is just a cyclical ploy.
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Don't you mean cynical?
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If it means it happens
every election, it actually
is cyclical.
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Maybe we should
hear him out.
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If we pretend to listen
to the common man,
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it could put us over the top.
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Over the top of what?
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So that's your big idea to
put Dog River on the map,
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a casino?
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People love them.
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They got the machines that
go bing, bing, bing,
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guys in the vests,
Ringette wheels.
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A casino's a bad idea.
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Name one bad thing
about casinos.
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People become problem gamblers
and lose all their money.
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If you take a problem
gambler's money away,
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problem solved. See?
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You just don't think
things through.
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That would explain
the ring on my finger.
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And everyone gets to paint
'em, just like in Toronto
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with the moose, uh, mooses.
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You know, of all the ideas
I've heard,
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yours is the first.
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Let's do it.
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Really?
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I'm gonna order some
big gophers to paint.
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I said prairie dogs.
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And-and I want 'em
to be regular size.
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But they'll
only be this big.
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That's what I want.
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Now, how do we keep them
from squirming around?
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I think they're statues.
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Good. Problem solved.
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I've got a good idea for
the Mayor's Challenge.
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But I've got a reputation as a...
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Curmudgeonly coot?
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No.
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A fly-off-the-handle crank?
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No.
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Mm, a lovable eccentric?
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What was the first one?
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What's your idea?
Oh. It's that we get a casino.
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But Fitzy won't listen to me,
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so if you tell him it's your
idea, he might do it.
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There's one problem.
I don't want a casino here.
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You're not listening.
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You just have to pretend
that you want it.
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Uh-huh.
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Maybe we should build
a subway system,
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or a series of canals.
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I could drive a gondola.
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You mean like a gondolier?
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No, like a regular-size gondola.
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What about a casino?
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A regular-size one?
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It's Lacey's idea. She says
we should build a casino.
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Really? That doesn't sound
like something Lacey would say.
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In fact, just the other day...
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Hey, Lacey, you wanna play
some pinochle for matchsticks?
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Uh, how many matchsticks?
Is it legal?
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Maybe we shouldn't.
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It could lead to pennies
and then who knows what.
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No. This is a bad idea.
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She's not exactly
Doyle Bronson.
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No, she's really into it.
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She wanted me to tell the mayor,
but he won't listen to me.
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A casino's a bad idea. It leads
to crime and poverty,
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mediocre magicians,
lame hypnotists.
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Yeah.
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So which one of you
is gonna go tell him?
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I know Brent and Wanda
wanted to be here
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to present their idea of
building the casino...
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Oscar, I'm in the
middle of a campaign.
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Please, shut up.
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Don't you tell my
husband to shut up.
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Yeah, you can't mouth
off at me like that.
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He just told you
to shut up.
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I haven't got time for this.
I've got a press conference.
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First of all,
welcome to the press,
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and to my fellow citizens,
and especially Hank,
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who had this great idea
to paint big gophers.
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I think he wanted
prairie dogs.
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Yeah, regular size.
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The mayor doesn't have time
to second guess his decision.
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He didn't even first
guess his decision.
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Well, he can't.
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He's a tiger, a scorpion,
a thing with horns.
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Hank's right. It should be
regular sized gophers.
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No, no, prairie dogs.
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Prairie dogs? You're crazy.
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Prairie dogs make sense.
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They should just be
big prairie dogs.
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Look, to make everyone happy,
I'm ordering a crate
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of fibreglass gophers
and prairie dogs,
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big and small.
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But don't worry,
they're statues,
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so they'll be much easier
to paint.
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Excuse me, everyone.
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I also have an announcement
to make.
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I'll be running for mayor,
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on the platform of bringing
a casino to Dog River.
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Big or small?
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Can we paint it?
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I'm already sorry I did this.
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Okay, bye.
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That was my sister, you know
the one I never talk about?
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Sure. I remember you
not mentioning her.
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Yeah. Well, she works
for Canada AM,
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and she wants some people
in town to be interviewed
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by the show about this whole
prairie dog thing.
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Really?
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Wow, that network will
put anything on the air.
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It seems a little town
in Saskatchewan
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is in the middle
of an election.
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The hot button issue,
prairie dogs versus gophers.
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With a story like that,
you know the fur's gonna fly.
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We're joined now by some
folks from Dog River.
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Let's start with Hank Yarbo.
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Hank, when you proposed
this idea, is it fair to say
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that people didn't "gopher" it?
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Uh, no, they liked the idea.
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Okay. No, but did
they "gopher" it?
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Yes, they went
for it, Seemiss.
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But what's all the fuss?
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Are gophers and prairie dogs
that different?
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Well, from a taxonomy
point of view,
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prairie dogs are members
of the squirrel family,
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while gophers are members
of the family Geomyidae.
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Of course, I don't
want to get into
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a big discourse on morphology.
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Oh, would that we could.
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Emma Leroy, you're
running for mayor.
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Now what's your position
on gophers and prairie dogs?
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Oh, I don't have one.
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I'm running on a platform of
bringing a casino to Dog River.
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Why do you want
a casino?I don't.
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Uh, the mayor told
my husband to shut up.
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Well, thanks.
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It sounds like a
whale of a tale.
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No, Beverly. You see, all my
puns had to do with gophers.
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Oh, lighten up, "Seemiss".
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Fun facts about Greek
vacations, coming up next.
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Oh, uh, did you know that
the national anthem of Greece
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has 158 verses?
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Just puttin' it out there.
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Can I get a
campaign donation?
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How much?
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Oh, I don't know,
like ten grand.
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Hey, Wanda.
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Hey. So...?
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So...?
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So, what did you think
of the show?
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The show.
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Well, I-I thought
the show was good.
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You know, Emma seemed
reasonable and confident.
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Hank, you were a little crazy,
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and you came off
as very knowledgeable.
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Did you actually watch the show
or are you bluffing
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based on the stuff you think
you already know about us?
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How did I do?
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Spot on.
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Ten grand isn't that much.
The jet fuel alone is...
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No.
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Licence and registration, Ma'am.
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What's this about?
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Are you trying to
intimidate me?
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You're messing with forces,
powerful forces.
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Ya play with fire,
it'll bite ya.
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What are you doing, Davis?
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She was speeding.
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I was parked.
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She was loitering.
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I'm sorry, Emma. I don't know
what got into him.
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Thanks, Karen.
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Thanks, Sergeant Stupid.
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I'm lettin' you off
with a warning.
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Is that Fitzy lurking?
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You just ticked off
the rhinoceros.
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Are you Brent Leroy?
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I wish.
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Okay, yes I am.
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Rob Bennett. I represent
the Pump 'N Go chain.
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No, you don't.
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A little marshmallow guy
ridin' a doughnut represents
the Pump 'N Go chain.
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That's an oil filter
riding on a tire.
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Oh, okay.
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Because I always thought,
"A black doughnut.
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What's that about?"
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This prairie dog,
gopher thing,
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it's really startin'
to take off.
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Corner Gas is poised to do
some serious business here.
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We'd like to help you
take it to the next level,
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00:10:33,434 --> 00:10:35,801
by having you join
the Pump 'N Go family.
250
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,400
Well, I don't know.
251
00:10:38,501 --> 00:10:41,767
This business has been in
our family for a lot of years.
252
00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,634
You know, I totally understand.
253
00:10:46,701 --> 00:10:48,200
Think it over.
254
00:10:49,133 --> 00:10:50,767
Here's our offer.
255
00:10:53,901 --> 00:10:55,901
Did you forget
a decimal point?
256
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,667
There is no decimal
point, Brent.
257
00:10:57,767 --> 00:10:59,801
Wow, that is a
lot of money.
258
00:10:59,901 --> 00:11:03,167
Mind you, I'd probably have to
change this patch on my shirt.
259
00:11:03,267 --> 00:11:04,801
You get a whole new shirt.
260
00:11:04,901 --> 00:11:06,767
Holy crap! Really?
261
00:11:11,901 --> 00:11:13,801
You can't sell Corner Gas.
262
00:11:13,901 --> 00:11:16,234
Yeah. Why would you want
a wad of cash
263
00:11:16,334 --> 00:11:19,167
when you can have a gas station
with Hank in it?
264
00:11:19,267 --> 00:11:20,801
This is a big decision, Brent.
265
00:11:20,901 --> 00:11:23,801
It's not just chili cheese dog
or no chili cheese dog.
266
00:11:23,901 --> 00:11:25,667
That's no decision.
Chili cheese dog.
267
00:11:25,767 --> 00:11:27,067
Think about it, Wanda.
268
00:11:27,167 --> 00:11:30,934
If Brent sells, you'll
have to wear one of them
Pump 'N Go uniforms.
269
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,033
Brent, you can't sell
the gas station.
270
00:11:35,133 --> 00:11:37,033
It's a job that I love!
271
00:11:37,133 --> 00:11:39,033
By the way, I can't work
tomorrow.
272
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,901
I've gotta talk
to Seamus and Bev.
273
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,033
Bev?
274
00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:46,000
You're on a first syllable
basis with Bev?
275
00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:48,901
Man, I wish I never had
this prairie dog idea.
276
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,067
Hank, you shouldn't feel guilty
because you had a good idea.
277
00:11:52,167 --> 00:11:55,400
You should feel shocked
or bewildered, but not guilty.
278
00:11:55,501 --> 00:11:57,834
Have you talked to
your dad about this?
279
00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,567
It was his gas station too.
280
00:11:59,667 --> 00:12:02,100
Maybe he has some sentimental
attachment to it.
281
00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,200
Oh. I never thought of that.
282
00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:05,968
How dare you!
283
00:12:06,067 --> 00:12:08,634
How dare you keep
the Pump 'N Go people waiting!
284
00:12:08,734 --> 00:12:10,334
Sell it! Sell it now!
285
00:12:10,434 --> 00:12:11,968
Get them on the phone!
286
00:12:12,067 --> 00:12:13,467
What do you think, Mom?
287
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:14,968
It's not my business.
288
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,968
I don't mean that in a
none of my business sense.
289
00:12:18,067 --> 00:12:19,467
The business literally
isn't mine.
290
00:12:19,567 --> 00:12:21,067
Hey, shouldn't you
be out campaigning?
291
00:12:21,167 --> 00:12:22,701
Why? I don't want to win.
292
00:12:22,801 --> 00:12:24,000
Oh.
293
00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:26,968
Maybe I'll meet that Pump 'N Go
muffin with the hula hoop.
294
00:12:27,067 --> 00:12:29,901
It's an oil filter on a tire.
Don't you know anything?
295
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,667
It's time for
our weekly look
296
00:12:31,767 --> 00:12:33,834
at all things Dog River
with Wanda Dollard.
297
00:12:33,934 --> 00:12:35,901
Hi, Wanda.
Hey, Bev.
298
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,400
It's Beverly.
299
00:12:37,501 --> 00:12:38,901
Hiya Shamey.
300
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,400
Oh, Wanda.
301
00:12:40,501 --> 00:12:43,234
You are a delight.
302
00:12:43,334 --> 00:12:44,734
But back to Dog River.
303
00:12:44,834 --> 00:12:48,234
I understand you had a
very special visitor
come to town this week.
304
00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:51,167
Mr. Prime Minister, what do you
make of this controversy?
305
00:12:51,267 --> 00:12:54,601
Now, look. I like prairie dogs
and I like gophers.
306
00:12:54,701 --> 00:12:57,100
But, sadly, neither were
given the respect they deserve
307
00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,701
under the previous
Liberal Government.
308
00:12:58,801 --> 00:13:01,367
If you had to choose one,
which would it be?
309
00:13:01,467 --> 00:13:03,767
Well, I guess I'd pick
prairie dogs.
310
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:08,400
No, no, gophers.
I meant to say gophers.
311
00:13:08,501 --> 00:13:11,000
That's the first time a
sitting Prime Minister
312
00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:14,968
has visited Dog River since
Diefenbaker, in 1963.
313
00:13:15,067 --> 00:13:16,701
Really? That's great, Wanda.
314
00:13:16,801 --> 00:13:18,801
Both Conservative Prime
Ministers from the West.
315
00:13:18,901 --> 00:13:21,067
Well, we'll check in
with you next week.
316
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:22,968
Oh. But I've got
more fun facts.
317
00:13:23,067 --> 00:13:24,567
We know.
318
00:13:26,734 --> 00:13:28,801
My polling's got me
at 12 percent.
319
00:13:28,901 --> 00:13:29,868
Your polling?
320
00:13:29,968 --> 00:13:32,200
Well, I just asked a
couple people, but, yeah.
321
00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:33,200
Ah.
322
00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:34,200
Hey,
323
00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:36,067
I'm glad you're here.
324
00:13:36,167 --> 00:13:38,467
I'm selling Corner Gas.
325
00:13:39,868 --> 00:13:42,467
What? This is terrible!
It-it's awful!
326
00:13:42,567 --> 00:13:45,801
I'm-I'm gonna be sick
to my stomach!
327
00:13:45,901 --> 00:13:48,000
Well, I won't have
what he's having.
328
00:13:51,868 --> 00:13:53,267
Welcome back to Canada AM.
329
00:13:53,367 --> 00:13:57,334
So we go now to Dog River
for the election results
with Wanda Dollard.
330
00:13:57,434 --> 00:13:58,834
Well, it's official.
331
00:13:58,934 --> 00:14:01,601
Emma Leroy is the new
Mayor of Dog River.
332
00:14:01,701 --> 00:14:04,300
So the casino idea was
obviously popular?
333
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:06,767
No. It's just the big gopher,
little gopher,
334
00:14:06,868 --> 00:14:08,767
big prairie dog,
little prairie dog votes
335
00:14:08,868 --> 00:14:10,267
all cancelled each other out.
336
00:14:10,367 --> 00:14:13,067
What will Emma Leroy bring
to the office of Mayor?
337
00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:14,367
Honesty.
338
00:14:14,467 --> 00:14:17,334
She openly ran on a platform
that she didn't believe in,
339
00:14:17,434 --> 00:14:19,434
and that stuck
a chord with voters.
340
00:14:19,534 --> 00:14:21,133
They knew what they
weren't getting.
341
00:14:21,234 --> 00:14:22,634
Thanks for this, Wanda.
342
00:14:22,734 --> 00:14:24,501
And, um, nice shirt,
by the way.
343
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:27,734
Thanks, Shamey.
344
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,334
Beverly.
345
00:14:32,868 --> 00:14:36,334
Well, it looks like
the shark lost its bite,
346
00:14:36,434 --> 00:14:42,000
the tiger lost its stripes,
the unicorn lost its... corn.
347
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:45,033
I thought his concession
speech was very brave.
348
00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:48,133
You're all rubes, rubes!
349
00:14:48,234 --> 00:14:51,634
Well, you won't have Old
Fitzy to kick around.
350
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:00,901
Could someone give me a boost?
351
00:15:03,701 --> 00:15:05,234
Come in.
352
00:15:05,334 --> 00:15:06,734
Hi, Emma.
353
00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:08,300
Oh, hi, Karen.
354
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,133
Congratulations, Emma.
355
00:15:10,234 --> 00:15:13,200
That's Mayor Leroy to you.
356
00:15:15,467 --> 00:15:17,167
Here's the cheque.
357
00:15:18,901 --> 00:15:20,033
Oh.
358
00:15:20,133 --> 00:15:23,100
I- I thought it would be bigger,
like one of these deals.
359
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,534
Great. Well, we're done.
360
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:27,133
Well, better get at it.
361
00:15:27,234 --> 00:15:30,367
I'm gonna work harder for you
than I ever did for myself.
362
00:15:30,467 --> 00:15:32,000
That's actually not saying much.
363
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:34,667
Actually, your services
won't be needed.
364
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:35,934
What?
365
00:15:36,033 --> 00:15:38,901
But you said your stores were
operated by previous owners.
366
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,834
Meet the new manager of
the Dog River Pump 'N Go.
367
00:15:41,934 --> 00:15:44,601
Have a nice day, jackass.
368
00:15:46,634 --> 00:15:51,434
And so I've decided to promote
Karen to Chief of Police.
369
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:52,968
Oh, wow!
370
00:15:53,067 --> 00:15:55,033
Emma, I-I-I don't
know what to say.
371
00:15:55,133 --> 00:15:58,234
Say she's crazy and you
can't accept the position.
372
00:15:58,334 --> 00:16:00,400
Stand down, Constable.
373
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:03,234
You should work out just fine.
374
00:16:03,334 --> 00:16:05,634
Well, what's gonna
happen to me?
375
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,167
She's so beautiful.
Aww.
376
00:16:09,267 --> 00:16:10,667
Thank you, Emma.
377
00:16:10,767 --> 00:16:12,901
You're welcome.
378
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,534
No, not that.
379
00:16:16,501 --> 00:16:19,300
So, you're from
Dog River, huh?
380
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,801
Dog River!
381
00:16:21,901 --> 00:16:24,334
What did ya do that for?
382
00:16:28,234 --> 00:16:30,133
I guess I'm retired now.
383
00:16:30,234 --> 00:16:33,734
I finally get a chance to sit
back and read some comic books.
384
00:16:34,234 --> 00:16:36,434
Yeah. Take a few years off,
385
00:16:36,534 --> 00:16:39,667
then get yourself a
green hat and start
being cranky to people.
386
00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:41,801
I have no choice.
It's genetic.
387
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,400
I'm kinda worried
about Wanda, though.
388
00:16:43,501 --> 00:16:46,133
I don't know what she'll do
without the gas station.
389
00:16:46,234 --> 00:16:48,601
And filling in for the
vacationing Beverly Thomson
390
00:16:48,701 --> 00:16:50,334
is Wanda Dollard. Hi, Wanda.
391
00:16:50,434 --> 00:16:52,000
Thanks, Shamey.
392
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:54,934
Wow, that tie really
brings out your eyes.
393
00:16:58,467 --> 00:17:00,634
Today, my exclusive interview
394
00:17:00,734 --> 00:17:02,267
with Former President
Bill Clinton.
395
00:17:02,367 --> 00:17:04,734
Uh, I'm not on vacation.
396
00:17:04,834 --> 00:17:06,868
Security.
397
00:17:07,868 --> 00:17:12,033
Well, I guess this is as good
a time as any to tell you.
398
00:17:12,934 --> 00:17:14,400
I'm selling too.
399
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:15,901
What?
400
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,534
Pump 'N Go gave me
a really big cheque.
401
00:17:18,634 --> 00:17:20,667
Oh, I knew they had those.
402
00:17:20,767 --> 00:17:22,601
So you're loaded too.
This is great.
403
00:17:22,701 --> 00:17:24,801
Grab a green hat,
we'll hang out together.
404
00:17:24,901 --> 00:17:26,400
I can't.
405
00:17:26,501 --> 00:17:29,501
I'm going back to Toronto.
406
00:17:29,601 --> 00:17:31,767
I'm going to open up
a restaurant there.
407
00:17:31,868 --> 00:17:33,300
What? When?
408
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,801
Today.
409
00:17:34,901 --> 00:17:36,400
You're opening a
restaurant today?
410
00:17:36,501 --> 00:17:38,534
No, I'm leaving today.
411
00:17:38,634 --> 00:17:42,367
Well, and you were
gonna tell me...?
412
00:17:42,467 --> 00:17:43,501
Now.
413
00:17:43,601 --> 00:17:46,701
Remember, I just said now
is as good a time as any?
414
00:17:46,801 --> 00:17:48,601
Oh, yeah, right.
415
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:51,667
I- I have a hard time
with chronology.
416
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:55,200
*
417
00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:56,734
This is all my fault.
418
00:17:56,834 --> 00:17:59,100
If I hadn't had this
prairie dog idea,
419
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,601
none of this woulda happened.
420
00:18:00,701 --> 00:18:02,234
Aw, don't say that, Hank.
421
00:18:02,334 --> 00:18:04,467
We're all thinkin' it,
but don't say it.
422
00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:06,934
* Hey, it's me
What a big surprise *
423
00:18:07,033 --> 00:18:08,567
I'm gonna miss you, Hank.
424
00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:12,200
* Calling you up from a
restaurant around the bend *
425
00:18:15,868 --> 00:18:17,267
Bye, Lacey.
426
00:18:17,367 --> 00:18:20,400
* Just got in from
way up North... *
427
00:18:20,501 --> 00:18:26,067
Goodbye, you jackass.
428
00:18:27,434 --> 00:18:28,834
Goodbye, Lacey.
429
00:18:28,934 --> 00:18:32,267
* Might be a fool
Bye, Mayor Leroy.
430
00:18:32,367 --> 00:18:36,567
* To think that you do
want to see me again *
431
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:38,501
I guess this is it.
432
00:18:38,601 --> 00:18:39,834
Yeah.
433
00:18:39,934 --> 00:18:42,968
*
434
00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:46,734
* I know it's been a while
since I talked to you *
435
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:51,367
* Nothing wrong, just nothin'
ever goes as planned *
436
00:18:51,467 --> 00:18:55,667
*
437
00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:58,901
* Many times
I've thought I'd call *
438
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,834
* Didn't have your number
in my hand *
439
00:19:07,334 --> 00:19:10,367
* I know it's true
440
00:19:10,467 --> 00:19:16,033
* You'd never do
the same thing to me *
441
00:19:16,133 --> 00:19:19,167
*
442
00:19:19,267 --> 00:19:23,601
* I never meant
to make you cry *
443
00:19:26,334 --> 00:19:31,501
* And though I know
I shouldn't call *
444
00:19:31,601 --> 00:19:34,234
* It just reminds us
of the cost... *
445
00:19:34,334 --> 00:19:36,868
Well, don't just stand
there lookin' like a tool.
446
00:19:39,868 --> 00:19:42,467
Well, don't just stand
there lookin' like a tool.
447
00:19:42,567 --> 00:19:44,100
Huh? What?
448
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:47,567
We wanted you to think about
your idea before you told us.
449
00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:49,567
Not just stand there
staring into space
450
00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:51,868
and then start humming
a Blue Rodeo song.
451
00:19:51,968 --> 00:19:53,968
Oh, wow.
452
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:57,234
So-so does this mean
Lacey hasn't moved away
453
00:19:57,334 --> 00:20:00,300
and-and Wanda, you're not
co-hosting Canada AM?
454
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,834
That's right, Dorothy.
455
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:04,968
Oh, but tonight I am filling
in for Lloyd Robertson.
456
00:20:05,067 --> 00:20:07,334
Why would Wanda
co-host Canada AM?
457
00:20:07,434 --> 00:20:09,667
Well, because your sister's
a producer on it.
458
00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:11,367
Now, that is very interesting,
459
00:20:11,467 --> 00:20:14,000
considering I don't have
a sister.
460
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:16,434
Are you sure? Because Hank
did daydream it.
461
00:20:16,534 --> 00:20:18,434
Or...
462
00:20:18,534 --> 00:20:20,367
is this the dream?
463
00:20:23,133 --> 00:20:25,367
It's real.
464
00:20:29,968 --> 00:20:32,868
I'm just glad my idea didn't
actually tear the town apart.
465
00:20:32,968 --> 00:20:34,467
What was your idea, Hank?
466
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,200
And don't think about
it before you tell us.
467
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:39,067
Oh, okay.
468
00:20:39,167 --> 00:20:42,367
I- I thought maybe we could
put statues of prairie dogs
469
00:20:42,467 --> 00:20:45,100
around Dog River and
paint them like the mooses...
470
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,767
I mean moose... in Toronto
or the cows in Calgary.
471
00:20:48,868 --> 00:20:50,267
That's not a bad idea.
472
00:20:50,367 --> 00:20:52,801
Every home and business
could have their own gopher.
473
00:20:52,901 --> 00:20:55,133
No, he said prairie dogs.
Technically they're different.
474
00:20:55,234 --> 00:20:56,868
Giant prairie dogs
would be cool.
475
00:20:56,968 --> 00:20:58,367
Or giant gophers.
476
00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,567
No, I was thinking
small, actual size.
477
00:21:00,667 --> 00:21:03,801
Are you nuts? Big gophers.
Small prairie dogs.
478
00:21:03,901 --> 00:21:05,300
I'm with Emma.
479
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,067
Oh, man, it's happenin' again.
480
00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:09,534
It's happening again!
481
00:21:10,901 --> 00:21:12,801
Whoa, is he okay?
482
00:21:12,901 --> 00:21:15,100
Do you think we should
go after him?
483
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,100
He seems really worked up.
484
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,801
Hey, is that banana loaf?
Oh, yeah.
485
00:21:19,901 --> 00:21:21,300
You guys want some?
486
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:22,901
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, sure.
487
00:21:24,601 --> 00:21:26,701
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488
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489
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490
00:21:31,467 --> 00:21:34,868
* I don't know the same things
you don't know *
491
00:21:37,868 --> 00:21:42,367
* I don't know
I just don't know *
492
00:21:47,434 --> 00:21:51,200
* It's a great big place
493
00:21:51,300 --> 00:21:54,734
* full of nothin' but space
494
00:21:54,834 --> 00:21:57,133
* and it's my happy place
495
00:21:57,234 --> 00:22:00,467
* I don't know
Yes you do *
496
00:22:00,567 --> 00:22:04,667
* You just won't admit it
497
00:22:04,767 --> 00:22:08,701
Want to have a gas online?
Visit us at cornergas. com
498
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,601
* I don't know
499
00:22:12,701 --> 00:22:16,501
* I just don't know *
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