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Tight game here have we do the fourth quarter.

Two points in a defensive staff.

Carlson cuts the middle pick and roll out of you.

Slam dunk.

Wow, what a play that was.

Easy.

Beautiful fan.

Fourth quarter.

Two points.

Need a defensive stop.

Carlson customisable.

Pick and roll out of you.

Slam dunk.

Wow, what a play that was.

Easy.

Beautiful fan from Carlson to Carrier.

You know that you don't have any soap.

In your bathroom?

Yeah, I gotta pick some up.

No name.

Call your Uber.

No, I'm good.

Left.

No, I drove myself.

I'm on my way out.

Sure.

And you need something.

To space.

Do you like basketball?

That's my job, coach.

Ohh, really.

What high school?

Professional.

In the Moines, Iowa Stallions, Jamie Jaylee.

Wow.

It's only like 4 or five big promotions

and you're all the way up in the B league.

It's good.

Truth be told, I should be coaching in the NBA.

Why aren't you?

Because there's a lot of politics involved and well,

don't worry darling,

I will be soon

enough, darling.

OK.

Hey.

That was fun.

I.

It's your great cow.

Right.

Nothing.

You just you seem to think that I need some hand holding here

and I'm good.

This is not my first time swiping right.

Apparently.

Ohh no.

Did I hurt your feelings?

I'm.

I'm trying to be a nice guy.

Here you are.

Why are you being such an asshole?

You're focused on sports centre calling me darling

and yet I'm the Astronaut Sports Centre.

I have a big game tonight.

I should have known I was in for a real meeting of the minds

when I saw you only had

one book in your apartment.

I actually have many books.

They're in storage.

I I tend to travel light

and it's called visualise success.

Powerful stuff.

Hey, don't knock visualisation, that stuff works, yeah.

Did you visualise this?

No, I I visualised you leaving a lot earlier.

Do you hear that?

Wow, what a zinger.

All right, guys, keep it moving.

Let's go down down there.

Cross, rotate, rotate.

You remind me why our leading scores on the bench?

Just America.

Come on, ohh the ball.

Alright.

Give me a moment.

True.

How many times you going to clean the bottle

before we sit his ass down?

They put Derek in for Marin.

You don't listen to me.

Are we trying to lose this game?

I don't believe so.

Why are we doubling on the perimeter?

They're passing out of it, killing us.

Three on two.

I want them to figure out how to defend the three on two.

Yeah, well, they're not.

Rotate, damn it.

Marcus.

Protein.

Go.

Come on.

OK, guys, bring it in.

Bringing in.

We're running sign out down inbound and mic can be sets the screen.

Jared going for the slim down.

OK no, not OK.

Wait.

That's a terrible call.

Phil.

Marcus, it's my team.

You're my assistant.

I can get us a better shot.

I know how they defend this situation.

I watched it this morning.

We still inbound the MIC there.

We're going to run the split action with you.

And that you blow this possession.

Hell no.

We didn't

get off the court.

Yeah.

OK.

You got a game?

Right.

You know, Jalen, we don't show a lot of J.

League highlights on this show.

Maybe we should.

It's a gateway to the NBA.

It's full of freak athletes making great plays.

Yes, Sir.

They got some springy dudes down there.

Remember Marcus markovich?

Great young coach, took Abilene Christian to the elite Eight.

I remember.

Then it got to Ohio State job, right?

And then he lost the Ohio State job

for losing it on one of his players.

He bounced around there

and actually for a while now

he's an assistant coach

for the

Iowa Stallions.

Now, he didn't like what the head coach drew up.

And look, he goes all.

WWE on this boss

no.

Ohh let me turn off.

Ohh turned up after all that nonsense.

There's still 6 seconds of basketball to be played

and this is where you want to see

the team.

Rally around a coach.

Execute the play buzzer beater instead.

And get that shot out of here.

You had me going, SVP.

I thought this story had a nice ending.

That wasn't nice.

Now the block was nice.

But right now, no.

Nothing but bad news for the Iowa Stallions

and Marcus Markovich.

Turn off.

He.

I called that play was horseshit.

Yo, Marcus, that you made sports centre, that's pretty cool.

What an idiot.

You're an idiot.

Legs.

Chicken chill pill, I saw you.

Poor master too.

Yeah.

Let's go you post it.

You were the last person I expected to see, Phil.

We go back to farm markets.

You know what I mean is?

For me now.

My granddaughter sent this to me.

She's been sharing with all her little friends.

Which is pretty funny.

No.

None.

It's not funny.

All right, OK, I I I messed up, obviously.

And I.

I'm sorry.

You don't sound sorry.

Well, I am sorry, I mean.

I'm not entirely sorry.

When should I apologise for wanting to win a basketball game

by knocking me on my ass?

OK, I'm frustrated because you never listen to me.

I told you that BLOB play was dumb.

If you don't run the split action with Derek,

you know why I didn't run the play with

Derek?

Election, maybe, but at least use them as a decoy.

And his grandmother is in the hospital.

She had a stroke.

OK, well, I mean, she's old, right?

Doesn't matter.

Marcus, the woman, Raisingly,

he was upset his head wasn't in the game,

but you wouldn't

know that because you don't bother to get to know any of the guys.

I mean, I know the guys.

I know.

I know Jackie can't go to his left.

The lane goes strictly catch and shoot people.

Human beings.

Marcus,

you know the game better than anybody I have ever played a coach with.

You got to learn to build relationships, man.

OK, that that is so adorable

and well, what, are we living in Hoosiers now

and I should

go home and work on my inspirational locker room speeches?

You are a prick in college and you haven't changed.

That's why you never stick anywhere.

Ohio State, Greece, Turkey, that Turkey.

That was strictly a language barrier issue.

You literally kicked the player in his behind Bruce, his coxing,

and he spoke English.

The kid was from Detroit.

And get your point, OK, I am going to take the time

and I'm going to cultivate no relationships.

No, no.

Get Marcus.

You're fired.

Yeah.

You came down from the front office.

Marcus Markovich, America coach,

attorney Charlie Mccarrick,

I'm going to be representing

you.

Someone in a lot of trouble?

No mean your corner.

You're not.

OK, you relax.

I do ten of these DUI cases today.

Mr practise.

This is going to be quick and hopefully painless.

OK, you let me do my thing.

We could get out here with a fine and.

Fist me what?

The judge.

We got Mary Menendez hanging.

Mary hanging Mary's toughest judge in the morning.

She's a real stickler, and she does not like drunk drivers.

No.

Son of a bitch.

Whoa, whoa.

No Boo Boo words, OK?

There's no swearing of any kind of Menendez's courtroom.

Just let me do the talking, OK?

Let your address directly by the judge.

Don't say a word.

And try to look pathetic.

Yeah.

There you go.

That's perfect.

Can you fake of them?

I'm not doing that.

OK?

I'm gonna ask you this, and I need you to be honest.

Are you drunk right now?

No, I'm not drunk.

OK, good.

Running at several.

One of us needs to be straight.

Get your game face on.

Driving with a blood alcohol level

three times the legal limit,

damaging a police vehicle.

Resisting arrest.

Just asked for their badge numbers.

I didn't resist.

I told you to let me do the talking.

You smacked me.

I'm just telling the truth.

Mr Mayor Covich,

would you like me to add contempt of court to the list?

Because it seems to me you have enough charges as is.

No judge, that's plenty.

It's your honour.

You're on.

Sorry.

I'm going to make you an offer, Mr Markovich.

Now, I understand you are a professional basketball coach,

is that correct?

Yes, your honour.

OK, in light of that information,

I will offer you community service coaching

at a local

rec centre.

Community service.

I know I can't.

Moment to confirm, your honour.

Shut up, you lucky son of a bitch.

I'm not feeling lucky, she said.

Community service.

Community service.

I need to be in other cities where I'm going to be working.

I can't stand them.

I didn't think community service.

You can't do community service.

OK, so with that in mind then.

You are hereby sentenced to serve 18 months incarceration in prison.

Time to be served at I I do apologise, your honour.

I think there's some kind of misapprehension here

because we're talking about.

I said we both were talking when you said take community service.

I don't.

I don't want to take.

I want to give to the community.

I want to give freely.

I'm all ears.

Who?

What?

What did you have in mind?

Good decision, Mr Markovich, as I was saying.

I will offer you 90 days community service.

Coaching adults with intellectual disabilities

at the Friends Association in Capital

E

Your honour, when you say intellectual disabilities,

what are we talking here?

We can't.

We can't ohh did Americans.

Because you know it seems kind of redundant

that you know in a sense Americans we are

you know we're we're those we're.

I'm talking about myself too.

You know I'm a father.

I just have to stay for the record

I literally just met

what's this pickle here 20 minutes

ago.

OK.

I don't think his word should reflect on me going forward future hearings.

I just I I wanted to say the right thing.

And I don't know if I can't say the R word what what do I call them?

May I suggest you call them by their names?

It's a.

It's very stupid runner.

Right.

Gentlemen.

Come this way.

Yeah, come on up.

OK fellas, my name is Marcus Markovich

and I am going to be your basketball coach for

the next three months.

Nope.

Wait, what?

I said.

Nope.

Is this something he normally does?

No.

That's Darius.

He's our best player.

I'm Johnny.

I'm your homie with an extra Cromie.

I love that animal.

My sister, actress, my dog name is Peaches

and that is one funky must you got going there,

brother?

What do you say we in this hug right about now, OK.

OK, my eyes are watering.

Let's let's take a knee coach.

I didn't know he'd be kneeling,

so I didn't wear my knee pads and I'm worried about that.

But tell them.

OK.

Well, you can say thanks.

That's moment.

He speaks Mandarin Chinese.

That's Benny.

It was in the best restaurant in town.

OK, there's plenty of time to get acquainted later, Johnny,

but for now, that's everybody's

partner, a coach.

I don't need a partner.

I think you'll find wonderful.

Actually I got two.

No you don't.

It's the same goal.

She just changes her e-mail and she knows how to get around.

Ohh no no ohh take it easy.

Why can't we have both boyfriends?

I've got two girlfriends.

No you don't.

They're best friends.

They live in a group home.

I'm going to live there too.

OK, Johnny.

I'll tell you what, that's everybody stand up.

And do a little drill,

you guys snap, crackle and pop.

That's not their names.

Yeah.

I'm Greg.

This is Kennedy.

I'm Blair.

OK, Craig.

Cody.

Blair.

We're going to do a simple ball handling exercise.

I'm not girlfriend.

Cross those.

My God.

Can you just forget your girlfriend for a minute?

You can play with her later, right?

We have sex.

I get her face, and we do that.

On 6 news.

OK,

what code?

Apple.

What's that guys do?

Showtime is a specialist.

Specialist.

Yeah, he's the only player in the league

who should backward from half court

and he's

on our team.

Pretty good, Saha, coach.

No, that's a terrible shot.

Now that's a good shot.

Looking good there, Darius.

No, I'm not planning for you.

Ohh.

This possible?

Don't worry about it.

You'll have them all done before you know it.

No, no, I I'm.

I'm talking about the team.

It's impossible to coach these guys.

You know, impossible is not a fact, it's an opinion.

And please don't quote cat posters to me.

Look, Marcus, they're Special Olympics athletes.

You don't have to turn them into the Lakers.

They just need to feel like a team.

You know, it's like a couple of picture today.

Looks like you were doing good.

Good.

I didn't coach any basketball.

I just mostly hearing about Craig's girlfriend.

I hear he has too.

Well, it's not clear.

You know the one guy who can actually play well,

play for me there is.

You know what?

I I don't.

I don't care.

I just.

Wait, what?

What happened to the guy who was coaching before me?

We don't talk about him.

No, no, he couldn't.

Before the season was over, the team was very upset.

Right, but we won't have that problem with you

because we've got you for 90 days, guaranteed.

Yeah.

90 days.

Recite.

Hi, coach.

Johnny right.

Do you have a Guinea pig?

No I do do what do I?

Who's driving?

Not your Guinea pig, I hope.

Anybody can't drive.

Come on.

It's the lift and the chilly out there.

This is my sister, Alex.

See.

My best friend.

Ah.

Well, nice to meet you out, huh?

Oh, what's the matter?

What's the matter?

No, not not nothing.

No, no, I it's she.

She looks a lot like.

Someone I used to know, do I?

It's very nice to meet you for the first time, coach.

Yeah.

Marcus.

Marcus.

It's really nice name, Marcus.

Hey, listen, Marcus.

You coached the friends.

Is that what I'm hearing?

Kind of a funny story, really.

Yeah, tell me.

Yeah, well, I mean, it's we, I.

It's not haha funny.

It's not even.

It's not funny.

It didn't seem like it was going anywhere funny.

I was going to do copper karaoke with us.

No, you know, and I I don't like carpool here.

I don't like.

Up again.

He never got to keep me down.

I get knocked down and I get up again.

You're never gonna keep me down.

Ohh.

Danny Boy, Danny Boy, Danny Boy.

I get back down again.

Yeah, I'm gonna keep me down.

Sorry you got fired, ma'am.

Sucks, but at least we're finally hanging out.

You got a great place here.

Yeah.

Hey, by the way, let me ask you something.

I cannot stay out the entire season

and I've been working my Connexions,

but it occurs

to me that your uncle is one of the most respected GM's

in basketball

and is it possible

you could talk to him and help me out?

Absolutely.

Yeah, you know,

ohh, but I don't want to be, you know, minor league.

I I want it to be the NBA,

you know, 5th Assistant player development,

whatever it is

in NBA.

Gotcha.

I'm on it.

Yeah.

I knew it.

I knew it.

You're the man.

You're the man.

No, you're the man.

No, Sir, you are the man.

All right.

I am the man.

Hey, you know what?

After I talked to my uncle, we should go out, hit the club,

get crunk, get crazy and

I'll give you the update.

I got an idea.

Text me.

Lunch then?

OK, guys.

Today we're going to work on the fundamentals of passing.

Arthur, come over here, help me out.

All right, now we're going to start with the Bounce Pass.

You ready?

OK, see that?

Thumbs behind the ball, flicking the wrist.

Bounce fast.

Right.

Got it.

OK, throw back to me, Arthur.

Good.

Good.

Now we're going to do the chest pass.

Same thing.

No bounce.

Got it.

Nice.

Touch.

Your shoes outside.

Made you look well, that's very funny.

Arthur, what the hell?

Yeah, sorry wasn't supposed to come back to you,

but yeah, but the guy has to be ready.

That's a crucial part of this.

And.

Ohh alright hang on you guys shoot around a little bit,

I'll be right back.

How you doing, buddy?

How's everything going in Seattle?

Yeah.

Hey, what the hell?

No, I'm OK.

I'll call you right back guys.

What are you doing soon as around?

Good ball.

What am I looking at here?

Big balls.

Celebration like Gwen and NBA player hits the big shot.

Big balls.

But you got to hit the shot, right?

And, you know, celebrate a mess.

Showtime does.

He knows all the celebrations.

He's a student of the game.

Watch this do shimmy Steph Curry.

Look at that.

That is outstanding, yeah.

Does he ever actually hit one of those backward shots?

In the five years I've played with him,

he's never even hit the rim, but he's do.

Pretty impressive.

Sounded like you guys were having fun out there today.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, Arthur gave me a concussion,

but yeah, then that pretty fun.

We don't have any insurance, so I never heard that.

Finally, I'll see you Thursday code.

OK Benny, be good.

Please tell me he's not going to ride that thing.

I'm sure.

I mean, he lives all the way across town,

so he comes back and forth on that scooter

everyday.

I mean, he's going to kill himself all that ice.

Well, as far as I know, he's never had a single accident.

Can you say the same?

Touché.

These guys are capable of a lot more than you think.

You'd be surprised.

Like Benny, for instance, he lives on his own.

He went up to 5:00 AM every morning and went to the restaurant in the kitchen.

Now, Blair is not his so sufficient.

I mean, he lives in a supervised group home

with some of the other guys,

and every morning

he goes to a gardening workshop.

I mean, they all look pretty full life.

Now, some have serious disabilities and others, well, not so much.

Sometimes it's genetic,

or something went sideways during childbirth and infection.

We all have something, right?

Bye bye bye good tonight.

Now Johnny, I work at an animal shelter and he loves animals,

all animals.

I guess I explained that zoo like aroma.

Yeah.

He also refuses to shower, so there's that.

Oh.

Good evening, coach.

Thank you so much for everything.

Why not Snow Chase senior Julio at Safranko banana?

Sanara does.

He actually speaks Spanish.

Just.

We don't know what we want.

Oh dear.

The 2:45 flights from O'Hare to Portland is late.

How does he know that that that's not normal?

There must be some pairs off there.

And can't figure out these guys that, that, that, that.

That doesn't mean that.

That's the musical basketball right there.

We will.

It's his story, Greg.

He was in a vocational school.

He's a welder.

He's such a good welder that these students

just hang out and watch him work.

He calls them his groupies.

And Cody, he works in the dye factory,

that's where he colours his hair.

And he's in the band as well.

Is the guitar.

He says he gets all the chicks.

OK.

Hey, nice shot.

Nice shot.

That's it.

Well, I can feel it today, red.

OK guys.

Game day.

Everybody listen up.

First thing.

Guys, I thought I told you wear blue

red,

but it is a home game and home games we wear blue.

Doctor Afriend is here and she likes me in red.

I'm sure your girlfriend would like you just.