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I'm sure your girlfriend would like you just as much in blue, she said.

Oh my God, look how handsome Craig looks in blue.

She isn't that funny, man.

She's in nasty stuff.

Yes, she is.

OK, OK, have a seat, guys.

Here's the deal if you're not wearing blue.

You're not playing.

I suffer from colour blindness,

so I don't really know what I'm wearing.

Well, luckily, Marlon, you're wearing Blues.

You're fine.

Holding.

Where's Benny?

He couldn't make it.

He had to walk.

Good work on game day.

Yes, Boss is A is a a real asshole.

OK, no, Benny, this will have to make do with what we have.

Here we go.

Right back down, right back down, right back down.

Hand up bread.

And has no Showtime, no.

All right.

Like that, Johnny.

That.

All right, this is yours.

Rotate.

Get in there.

Let's get in there.

Right.

Thanks for the ride.

Marcus mirkovich.

Hi, I'm Zoe Galvin.

I write further declines beacon.

I'm wondering if I could talk to you about your new coaching assign.

I knew coaching is this is the first time hearing you this is it, Philly.

I'm talking about your community service.

Touching the friends.

And our age.

And no comment.

This will only take a moment.

No, no.

OK, everybody, hold the ball.

Hold the ball.

Everybody get over there.

Get over there.

Aye.

Guys, today I'm going to teach you the most beautiful play in basketball.

It's called the pick and roll.

I love this play and when it is done right it gives me a hard on.

What the hell, I'm sorry code is it's just the truth.

Well, you're lucky, man.

OK.

Now, Claire, you come defend me, Johnny.

You're on my team, Benny.

You're defending Johnny.

OK, now what happens is I start to come to the right toward you, Johnny.

You step up and set a pick on Blair.

When I said it, you said it right here in his home.

Good, good, good.

Oh

my God, you have got to take a shower.

Everyone says that everyone's right.

I mean, I'm tearing.

OK, you setting the pic?

OK, do you have a pic?

No, you are the pig.

Be like a statue.

Good.

Now I start to come this way.

They both have to come out.

And that gives you a chance to roll.

Johnny.

Whoa.

Yeah.

You you move toward the basket.

Move toward the basket.

I'm a Scott.

You scratches.

Don't move.

Forget I said statue.

I can't.

OK.

There you have it.

Pick and roll.

They keep you.

Pardon, coach.

No, Marlon.

In fact, I think my Dick just evaporated.

That's not serious.

It is.

Did you tell your boss we got that road game in Ames?

Have a dial.

What down?

I think you'll say yes, but I have this doubt.

Went down this down.

OK, OK, fine.

If you have any more doubts, come talk to me, alright?

Hey, Johnny.

Jump in the shower.

I don't believe in shower.

What does that mean?

I'm not.

OK, relax.

OK, let's cheque it out.

Focus on why.

Ohh, yeah around there's a little mouth.

There we go.

Gonna go save it.

I relax.

Not going to ground.

No.

We gotta do something.

Let it go down very strongly.

Drawn down there for real, caring,

drowning your lungs fill with water

and you can't

get proper oxygen.

And then not now, Wikipedia doesn't coach.

All right.

Oh, no.

You know what, Johnny?

You gotta say, you're the animal expert and he will sit, stand

and he will come to you.

That's it, John.

Johnny, Johnny, you gotta get in there and you got locked down.

You gotta be able to come down and get out of there.

Beauty

counter.

You know what?

Here, you got to wash off.

If you don't wash off, the mouse can smell it.

Then you guys know good.

You'll smell that you're clean.

And then I'll come to you, you know,

under the Peters, under the Peters.

That's good, great.

Take a run at that undercarriage.

There you go.

Yeah.

And things like that.

Don't overdo it.

All right.

That's good.

Yeah.

Great.

John.

Beauty the clean.

Come on.

There it is.

There it is.

Yeah.

How's that?

Yeah, give me a high count.

Yeah, yeah.

Come on.

Well, first Rd game, huh?

This is exciting.

Look, the bus stop is right over there

to get you right into the heart of Ames.

Hold on, wait, public bus would expect in a limo.

Are you coming with me?

No, I can't look after these guys all by myself.

Marcus, relax.

You'll be just fine.

Ohh good news.

I forgot something.

You're getting a player off the injured list

to replace the areas.

Costantino.

Hell of a ball player.

Costantino.

Alright, happy look.

So Johnny, look at you all fresh and clean.

I play baby pad, all my armpits and feet.

Crazy.

OK.

Alright.

Where's Benny?

He had to work.

He texted me.

Again, Yep.

OK, so I guess we're just waiting on this Constantino.

Constantino had a Grade 2 ankle sprain,

just came back off from the injured reserve

from

kicking ass.

Yes, I like that.

No, no.

They kicked some guy in the ass.

There's, yeah.

Who the hell are you?

Coach,

welcome to the team, Costantina.

Look, don't flirt with me, OK?

Let's keep this professional.

I miss Cosentino to you.

Constantine, you know we're going to play basketball.

We're not surfing.

I know.

Well, what's with the boogie boy?

Sometimes these things come in handy.

OK, a boogie boy.

Yes, you do you.

I do me.

OK, where do you got this guy?

You just showed up one day.

Anyway welcome.

Of.

Out in the rain.

No, I didn't.

That health food, I always sit up front by the driver.

Seeing the road ahead comes me.

So is chalking.

Talking is coming you by talking to me?

Coming driver.

OK.

Yeah, making love that midnight.

Doom Jonathan cake.

Hey, can you keep it down please?

Man is gay.

Get it?

Had a mean my old man.

What does that even mean?

They flutter foot?

Is there any way you could smooth this thing out?

And I suffer from motion sickness.

Hey by the way, where do you keep your farts bags?

Come on, let's go, friend.

Out the window.

To help you.

I'm glad to see you here.

This driver here isn't much of a conversationalist.

By the way, do you know much about the history of public transit?

It's fascinating.

It started in Paris in 1662.

Johnny, I'm done here in the US.

He can't hear you.

Got his headphones on.

Did you heal Johnny's gonna move in with us?

Yeah, I heard something about that, Blair.

Our guys attention.

Oh, no, no.

That projectile?

No.

Wow, that was not your smoothest job.

Who is in charge of these guys?

Oh, that'd be me.

I'm their coach.

Are being disruptive.

Hit in the head with something.

I got one guy took my ear off,

got a Dell over there to sing the top of his lungs.

Look, I don't see any signs around here that says no singing.

They can't be throwing things.

OK, look, we're just trying to get to a basketball game.

Fine.

Lower the volume on the scene.

If you like.

Yeah.

What happens if you miss the game?

According to the rules, it's a forfeit.

We lose.

That is not happening.

Maybe we could hitchhike.

We'd have to flag down an RV.

Who called?

What did you say your sister does for a living?

I told you, she's an actress.

She does 6 field.

All right.

Let's go.

Welcome, we are.

How cool is this van?

What do you say?

Guys on the bus, right?

Yeah, that bus smell like you.

Hey.

Thank you.

For picking yourself, don't thank me.

Thank my brother.

I'm doing it for him.

He seems to think you're a really terrific guy.

Exactly track for me but.

Well, I think he's a terrific guy.

I do feel you got to take a shower.

Very much appreciated.

What?

What's going on with that?

I never heard of anyone afraid of a shower.

He's afraid of water.

He almost drowned in a swimming pool when we were kids.

One story.

10 How we got?

You know.

Got the.

How?

He got Down syndrome.

No, you don't catch it from water.

It's genetic.

Sorry, I just.

I'm.

I'm just.

I'm new to all this.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I hear you hoodlums got kicked off the bus.

Really.

The driver was an asshole, right?

Big time.

It was one of your people.

I'm surprised you guys couldn't work something out.

Or something that we worked ourselves right out of the bus

and into a field in the middle

of Iowa.

So nice work.

Defence.

Somebody's been this guy.

Between Peter and the basket.

I know.

2.

Ohh money you need is a long way from your heart.

Suck it up, go back in the game.

Nice.

That's it.

Yeah.

Now you're crying at the team.

Defend him.

Box him out.

Kick your arms up.

Now you're talking guys.

Move that ball.

Johnny.

Johnny.

Yes.

What you doing out here?

You're supposed to stay in the kitchen.

People might see you.

What's wrong with you?

But my team one oh really?

They did.

I don't give a damn.

Stop busting my balls with this basketball nonsense, all right?

I pay your work, not run around, little shorts.

Go, go.

Get to work.

Triple the dishes flat.

Coach, how are we going to get to our next away game?

Because I don't think the bus is a good option, agreed.

If we don't play the away games, it's a forfeit.

A forfeit is considered a loss.

That's half our season we won't qualify for.

North American Regional Regionals are in Winnipeg this year

and this other pivotal.

That was well outplayed.

Ohh, Charles would like pants.

When it Peg is the exact longitudinal centre of Canada.

How do you know that?

I know things.

We also have curling up there.

They have killing me.

We have to go.

We have to play all the game.

No fault that.

Yeah.

OK.

OK.

Take it easy.

We haven't forfeited anything.

Yeah, man.

Yeah, we're literally your says programmes broke

and even if it wasn't I can't ohh you

can't drive.

Yeah on account of them.

Yeah, I remember.

Yeah.

What about you?

You strike me as someone whose weekends or free?

Alex doesn't work on Saturdays.

Then work on Saturday well

and you have this tremendous cheery

then your disposal and

come on, what do you say?

Come on.

No.

OK.

Fine, I'll do it.

Hey, watch your step.

I see tonight.

Careful, buddy.

There we go.

All right.

You got a chance, Johnny boy.

You go inside and get some sleep.

OK, moms, right inside.

We're gonna run coach, and then I'll be back.

OK?

I can grab an Uber.

I'm going to take you home.

You're gonna be late.

No, babe, I'm not going to be late.

I'm just going to run him home, and then I'll be back, OK?

OK.

Thank you.

Hey, great job.

Goodnight.

Sweet dreams.

You too love you.

Yeah.

Are you gonna murder me right now?

Let me break this down for you, coach.

I'm a woman in my 40s.

I don't have time for bullshit, alright?

Do you know what I do during the weekday?

I perform Shakespeare for middle school kids right after lunch.

Do you know what middle school kids want to be doing right after lunch?

It ain't Shakespeare.

It's exhausting, but it's acting.

And I love acting.

So after that I go home

and I do a lot of freelance bookkeeping

because Shakespeare embrace

yourself here.

This might blow your mind.

Doesn't pay so much.

And then I go pick up Johnny from work

and we spend the whole afternoon together.

And I love him very much, but it's exhausting.

And then I make dinner with my mom,

and then I watch Doctor Who with Johnny.

And if I have any energy left at the end of the night.

Sometimes I hop on Tinder, OK,

because the woman's got means.

No doubt, and you might be a big giant pain in my ass,

but as far as I remember, you

were.

Passable in bed.

Possible.

Like passing the bar or passing a kidney stone.

You got the job.

Done it.

You were fine, right?

And sometimes that's all a woman can ask for, OK.

You are singing my praises, so the bottom line is,

are we doing this or what?

Consider me swiped off my feet.

Great.

Buckle up.

All right, now listen up, Showtime.

You see how my shoulders are facing the basket?

My sternum facing the basket?

Yeah, square it up.

And then I shoot.

That's why I didn't do it.

Come on.

OK.

Already.

You're doing great.

You're facing the basket.

That's good.

Not oh, hey, Darius.

No.

OK, Paul.

Big balls, huh?

Hi, Greg.

Great.

Wrong, Johnny.

Good.

Now roll, roll,

roll.

Couldn't do it.

You're supposed to roll.

Start.

You don't.

You don't move.

Right.

And the dead Queen's

best friend shows the king a statue of her mind.

And she says Tis time descend, restone no more.

And that statue comes to life.

Yes, and she starts moving.

And then she steps down from her pedestal.

Johnny.

Thank you.

Johnny roll.

It's time, he said.

That's a big roll, baby.

They give you an erection, coach rock hard Martin.

David Stevens can't wait.

Are you time outing me?

Can I ask you a question?

Right now.

Yes,

I just.

I was wondering, you and I.

Now what are you doing?

Don't make it hard.

I just want to ask.

This is so cute.

What do you want to know about it?

This relationship going.

It's OK, just sex after away games.

Very convenient.

I'm good with that.

Yeah, and you're not planning on sticking around Des Moines

after your 90 days, are you?

Knew well then that's a win win, isn't it?

Are you OK with that?

Hey man, I I can learn to live with it now, OK?

Can we?

Came on.

Definitely.

What am I looking at here?

The pipes burst.

I don't know.

It must be global warming.

Means rain.

It's freezing and snowing and it's freezing again

and all of a sudden it's hot girls

summer in January.

I tried to call everybody to warn them,

but these guys showed up anyways.

Look, you've been running pretty good.

Just take the day off and I'll get this fixed.

No, no.

No days off.

I know the spot, guys.

Follow me.

Shooting.

All right, we're going to practise here today.

This will be good.

Benny never gets playing again because of his asshole balls.

Because of his excellent boss.

Exactly.

But today Benny plays.

And guess what?

Playing with me just bought

and are we invited to play in the game?

No invitation necessary.

There's nobody waiting.

You just say we got next, that means you're playing the next game.

OK, Benny, do the honour.

Say it loud.

We got next.

Nice.

Let's run it back.

Hey, did you hear my man?

We got next.

Yeah, but we're running it back.

Is this some kind of Jedi mind trick you lost.

We got next.

That's how it goes.

Come on, man.

Come on.

What?

You know.

No, I don't know.

Don't make me say it.

And you say what?

They're retards.

That's a good word.

All right.

Let's go, fellas.

We got next.

Yeah.

That's it.

That's it baby.

Come on.

Benny.

OK.

Yeah, that's it.

Hey dear.

Ohh.

Ohh.

I popped the hand again, and then we.

Nope.

Come on, come on.

Get in there, mate.

My ACL's off wobbly and my my shoulder,

my like I got a testicular circulation diet.

Listen, I'm.

I'm not the coach here, all right?

The team needs you.

There's only four of them.

Get in there.

Come on.

Yes.

Go, go.

Yeah, that.

Gary that's fair play.

Play by his great.

Play great there.

Yeah, I know.

Hey, do you think maybe you could?

Nope.

I got to take this.

Hello, sunny.

Any news?