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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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I did not give you
a heart attack.
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You gave me something.
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Well...
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Is my husband your mystery man?
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MISSY: Can't believe this.
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Where you going? Home.
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They clearly forgot about us.
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This sucks.
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What is he doing here?
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MARY: He's a pastor,
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and he wanted to be here.
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I mean, what is he doing here
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with you?
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I'm gonna stay
at my mom's house tonight.
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Fine by me.
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Where's Missy?
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♪ Here we go ♪
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♪ No ♪
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Missy.
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♪ No way... ♪
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Careful, loud music is a sign
of teen angst.
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I'm aware.
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Missy honey, I'm so sorry.
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You okay?
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Come on, let me in.
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[music stops]
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You forgot me.
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[sighs] Mandy went into labor.
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I had to go to the hospital.
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She had the baby,
and no one told me?
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See? Angst.
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Go in your room.
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The baby's cute as a button.
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Can't wait to meet
her Aunt Missy.
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I waited at school for an hour
and had to walk home.
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No one even called.
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There was a lot going on.
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The important thing is,
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you're safe,
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baby's safe,
everything turned out okay.
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Not everything.
My database failed.
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Go.
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Where's Mom?
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She's staying
at your meemaw's tonight.
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Why?
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Help with the baby.
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So, the baby's home?
I can meet her?
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She'll be home tomorrow.
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Then why's Mom there tonight?
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Look, Missy,
I've had a long day. So have I.
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That makes three of us.Sheldon.
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I'm in my room, as directed.
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[sighs]
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[music resumes]
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♪ Save the complaints... ♪
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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How's she doing? She's fine.
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She's quiet.
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She's breathing, right?
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Yes. Hold on.
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Yes.
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Mind slowing down?
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I'm going 15.
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And I said slow down.
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You got it.
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Baby check. Still breathing.
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All right, we got this.
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You remembered to check
the baby's I.D. bracelet
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before we left
the hospital, right?
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Why? To make sure they
gave us the right baby.
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Don't be ridiculous,
I know my baby.
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This is her.
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Yeah, this is her.
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Good. I saw this
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Maury Povich show
where there was a mix-up,
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and one family
got a real clunker.
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Well, if she's a clunker,
she's our clunker.
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[chuckles] Great.
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Morning.
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Hello.
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You're up early.
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Gave myself extra time in
case I had to walk again.
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I'm taking you to school.
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Lots of kids walk, by the way.
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Like Billy?
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His mom didn't show up either.
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It was sad, but I can laugh
about it now.
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Enough.
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[sighs]
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So, is Mom coming home tonight?
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I don't know.
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What's really going on
with you two?
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'Cause Billy said
you and Brenda...
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Drop it.
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Fine.
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Well, since Mom's not here,
I made your lunch.
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That was nice.
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"Try not forgetting
your daughter today.
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XO, Missy."
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That's my name,
in case you forgot.
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[sighs]
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ADULT SHELDON: The next
day, as I walked across campus,
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I could feel
all eyes were on me,
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judging me for my failure.
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Look at them laughing at me.
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It was the closest I ever came
to a walk of shame.
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Well, good morning, Sheldon.
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What's good about it?
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I'm a laughingstock.
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I don't think anybody cares.
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But my database failed.
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Failure only means something
if you quit.
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Well, get ready for
some meaning. I quit.
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Hang on.
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Are you familiar
with the Fred Astaire song.
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"Pick Yourself Up"?
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No.
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From the beloved musical
Swing Time?
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Still no.
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Then prepare to be uplifted.
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♪ Nothing's impossible,
I have found ♪
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♪ For when my chin
is on the ground ♪
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♪ I pick myself up ♪
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♪ Dust myself off ♪
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♪ Start all over again ♪
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I'm not uplifted.
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Well, then buckle up
for the second verse.
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♪ Don't lose your
confidence if you slip ♪
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♪ Be grateful for
a pleasant trip ♪
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♪ And pick yourself up ♪
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♪ Dust yourself off ♪
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♪ Start all over again. ♪
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[Constance crying]
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Maybe it's gas.
Did you burp her?
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What do you think I was doing
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when I was patting her
on the back?
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Did you pat firmly?
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The book says "pat firmly."
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It was firm, Georgie.
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Maybe you need to be burped.
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Okay, you're such an expert,
why don't you try?
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All right. I was a baby
more recently than you were.
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It's okay, CeeCee,
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Daddy's here.
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Shh...[crying continues]
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Good job.
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Well, I just met her yesterday,
give me a minute.
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I remember those days. Me, too.
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Boy, were you a crier.
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Sorry.
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Too little, too late.
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[sighs] Should I help 'em out?
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I got it.
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Come on, CeeCee, work with me.
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This is your father speaking.
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Did she quiet down?
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'Cause she doesn't sound quiet.
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MEEMAW: Step aside.
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Let me show you how it's done.
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Please. Come here. Okay. Yeah.
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Meemaw's here now, all right.
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Shh...
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Shh, shh.[crying continues]
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Shh. Something's wrong
with this one.
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Can her grandma have a turn?
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Here, take her.Oh...
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She takes after you.Oh.
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It's okay, sweetie, Nana's here.
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Nana? Who picked that?
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I did.
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Why ain't you another meemaw?
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'Cause I'm the only meemaw.
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[Constance coos]
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Oh, you got her to quiet down.
How'd you do that?
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Nana magic.
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MANDY [sighs]: Okay, well,
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I'm gonna get some sleep,
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and I may never come back.
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Hmm.
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I don't understand.
The code is perfect.
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It should have worked.
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Well, the problem
isn't that it didn't work,
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the problem is that
nobody wanted to use it.
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So, you're saying we didn't
fail, the public failed us.
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No, we failed.
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And you've also failed
at cheering me up, so good job.
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Here's a thought.
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I've been toying around
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with this new plasma
confinement idea.
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Why don't we work on that
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and, uh, take your mind
off the database?
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What if we fail at that, too?
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Then we'll have
two failures back to back.
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I'll have to leave the country
or grow a mustache,
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or leave the country
until I can grow a mustache.
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Well, we don't know
if we'll fail until we try.
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Counterpoint: If we don't try,
we'll never fail.
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Oh, my little pal,
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do I have to sing again?
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Little? I'm towering over you.
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♪ Will you remember
the famous men ♪
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♪ Who had to fall
to rise again? ♪
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♪ So, pick yourself up,
dust yourself... ♪
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She's so cute.
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Yeah.
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How long has she been crying?
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Her whole life.
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[scoffs] I got a brother
like that.
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You want to hold her? No.
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Scared? Yeah.
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Smart. Okay, shh...
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Sorry I wasn't there
when she was born.
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Oh, you weren't?
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No, they forgot me at school.
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I had to walk home.
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Ooh...
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Oops.
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Then my dad got mad at me,
like I was the one
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who did something wrong.Uh-huh.
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How is it that color?
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She only eats milk.
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And Mom hasn't been home,
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and I know something's going on,
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but no one
will tell me anything.
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Uh, can you hand me the powder?
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Do you know
what's going on with them?
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Huh? With my mom and dad.
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[sighs]
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Missy, it feels like someone
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just drove a truck
through my body,
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I haven't sleptin days.
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I cannot help you right now.
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[scoffs] Sorry.
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[Constance crying]
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Son of a bitch.
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Pigs in a blanket? Yeah.
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They're burnt.
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Yeah.
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Mom doesn't cook them that long.
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Thank you.
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Would you teach me
how to throw a football?
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What? What? Why?
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I'm trying to get more
comfortable with failure.
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What makes you think
you're gonna fail?
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The word "ball."
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Well, I got to warn you,
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learning to throw
isn't something you get right
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on the first try.
It... it takes practice.
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And does this practice involve
setbacks and frustration?
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Yeah. Perfect.
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Now, you'll notice that
the shape of this thing
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is more like a missile, right,
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than it is your
typical bouncy ball.
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The term you're looking for
is prolate spheroid.
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Wasn't looking for it,
but thank you.
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Now, what do you think
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is the most efficient way
to get this thing to fly?
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Gyroscopic torque.
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Spiral.
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Bingo. [Chuckles] All right,
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now get your fingers
on the laces here.
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Why is the surface all bumpy?
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Used to be made
out of pig bladder.
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Well... not anymore. It's...
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Helps with the grip. Okay?
272
00:09:35,820 --> 00:09:38,100
Now, fingers back on it,
and get your thumb
273
00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:39,670
wrapped around... There you go.
274
00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:41,280
All right,
bring your other hand up.
275
00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,280
That helps keep her steady.
276
00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:44,720
Bring the ball back to your ear.
277
00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:47,200
And when you're ready to throw,
278
00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,240
bring your arm down
like a tomahawk. [Exhales]
279
00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:51,640
Get that ball spinning.
[exhales] All right?
280
00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:53,240
[exhales]
281
00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:57,170
And am I correct in assuming
that more revolutions
282
00:09:57,370 --> 00:10:00,300
will create a parabolic arc
that resists external forces?
283
00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,000
Sure.
284
00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,780
All right,
whenever you're ready,
285
00:10:03,980 --> 00:10:05,130
let's see if you can reach me.
286
00:10:05,330 --> 00:10:07,780
Let the setbacks
and frustration begin.
287
00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:13,310
[chuckles] Good Lord.
That was incredible.
288
00:10:13,510 --> 00:10:15,790
Yeah, I saw it.
289
00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,840
Where you going?
290
00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:20,660
To hit the showers.
Apparently I'm a jock now.
291
00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:26,930
I got the baby to
settle down. Easy peasy.
292
00:10:27,130 --> 00:10:29,150
Take it down a notch, Nana.
293
00:10:29,350 --> 00:10:31,500
I will try,
but I don't know if I can.
294
00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:33,290
Georgie on the couch?
295
00:10:33,490 --> 00:10:34,590
Mm-hmm.
296
00:10:34,790 --> 00:10:36,290
[sighs]
297
00:10:36,490 --> 00:10:39,210
And what exactly is it
that's wrong with your bed?
298
00:10:39,410 --> 00:10:40,910
My husband's in it.
299
00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:43,260
So, you're just gonna
keep sleeping here
300
00:10:43,450 --> 00:10:44,600
instead of dealingwith it?
301
00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,610
I'm helping with the baby.
302
00:10:46,810 --> 00:10:49,570
She'll still be crying
tomorrow. Go home.
303
00:10:49,770 --> 00:10:51,180
I will.
304
00:10:51,380 --> 00:10:53,660
I just need my space right now.
305
00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:55,690
I know the feeling.
306
00:10:58,090 --> 00:10:59,180
You're cranky.
307
00:10:59,380 --> 00:11:01,360
You want me
to rock you to sleep?
308
00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,560
I'm pretty good at it.
309
00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:04,700
Don't touch me.
310
00:11:10,140 --> 00:11:11,500
[whispering]:
Did you ever find out
311
00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:13,020
where your mom was
the other day?
312
00:11:13,220 --> 00:11:14,770
[whispering]:
She was at the hospital
313
00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:16,330
for your brother's baby.
314
00:11:16,530 --> 00:11:17,900
What?
315
00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:19,940
Did you not know he had one?
316
00:11:20,140 --> 00:11:21,860
It's a girl. DARLENE: Shh.
317
00:11:22,060 --> 00:11:24,030
No talking during the test.
318
00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:26,550
[sighs]
319
00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:29,910
Your mom was there? Yeah.
320
00:11:30,110 --> 00:11:33,480
So I was the only person in the
whole world who wasn't there.
321
00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:35,220
Keep your eyes
on your own papers.
322
00:11:35,420 --> 00:11:36,570
I'm not cheating.
323
00:11:36,770 --> 00:11:38,310
Well, that's not
what it looks like.
324
00:11:38,510 --> 00:11:41,140
I guess you would know
what cheating looks like.
325
00:11:41,340 --> 00:11:42,920
Ask your husband.
326
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:46,360
What has gotten into you?
327
00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:48,320
Well? Answer your mother.
328
00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:50,450
So the only time you two talk
to each other is to yell at me?
329
00:11:50,650 --> 00:11:52,590
That is not true. Oh, really?
330
00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,410
Where have you been sleeping
the last couple nights?
331
00:11:54,610 --> 00:11:56,940
Whoa, you do not talk
to us that way.
332
00:11:57,140 --> 00:12:00,110
And you do not talk
to your teacher that way either.
333
00:12:00,310 --> 00:12:02,030
Sheldon says obnoxious
things all the time,
334
00:12:02,230 --> 00:12:03,600
but it's fine
'cause he's special.
335
00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,470
This is not about Sheldon.
336
00:12:05,670 --> 00:12:07,120
For once.[laughs]: Oh.
337
00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:09,950
We forgot to pick you up
one time. Cut the drama.
338
00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:13,260
One time? You've been
forgetting me my entire life.
339
00:12:13,460 --> 00:12:15,610
Everything is Sheldon,
and now Georgie has a baby,
340
00:12:15,810 --> 00:12:17,350
and you two are fighting.
[scoffs]
341
00:12:17,550 --> 00:12:18,610
Might as well be invisible.
342
00:12:18,810 --> 00:12:21,140
Not today you're not.[chuckles]
343
00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:24,620
[radio turns on]♪ We are family. ♪
344
00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:25,920
[radio turns off]
345
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,580
Not an appropriate song
for this moment.
346
00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:30,800
[Constance crying]
347
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,580
Hello, Niblingo. Little nibling.
348
00:12:32,780 --> 00:12:34,370
What is it, Sheldon?
349
00:12:34,570 --> 00:12:36,370
I was hoping I could try
to calm your baby down.
350
00:12:36,570 --> 00:12:39,630
Why? I'm trying new
things to build up a tolerance
351
00:12:39,830 --> 00:12:41,550
for setbacks and frustration.
352
00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:44,420
So you want to use my child
for some kind of experiment?
353
00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:46,620
Yes.
354
00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:47,290
Okay, here you go.
355
00:12:47,490 --> 00:12:50,640
♪ Soft kitty, warm kitty ♪
356
00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:52,820
♪ Little ball of fur ♪
357
00:12:53,020 --> 00:12:56,390
♪ Happy kitty, sleepy kitty ♪
358
00:12:56,590 --> 00:12:59,870
♪ Purr, purr, purr. ♪[Crying stops]
359
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,130
Are you freaking kidding me?
360
00:13:02,330 --> 00:13:03,650
I'm not happy about it either.
361
00:13:05,260 --> 00:13:06,570
[sighs]
362
00:13:06,770 --> 00:13:08,140
[Constance resumes crying]
363
00:13:08,340 --> 00:13:10,320
No, no, no, no, no, no.
364
00:13:10,510 --> 00:13:12,840
♪ Soft kitty, kitty, kitty. ♪
365
00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,570
Sheldon, come back.
366
00:13:20,270 --> 00:13:21,370
Dr. Linkletter,
I need your help.
367
00:13:21,570 --> 00:13:23,070
Of course.
368
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,160
Let me just drop everything
so I can be of assistance.
369
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,360
Thank you.
370
00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:28,900
[sighs]
371
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,860
I'm trying to embrace failure,
372
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,690
and I realized that
social subtleties
373
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,380
like sarcasm
can sometimes evade me.
374
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,580
You don't say.
375
00:13:36,580 --> 00:13:36,860
No, it's true.
376
00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:38,740
And I was hoping
you could pepper
377
00:13:38,930 --> 00:13:41,170
our conversation with sarcasm,
so I can try to identify it.
378
00:13:41,370 --> 00:13:42,780
Oh, boy, when do we start?
379
00:13:42,980 --> 00:13:44,520
Now would be great.
380
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,530
Sheldon, that was sarcasm.
381
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:48,090
Oh, let me try again.
382
00:13:48,290 --> 00:13:49,570
Is this about your database?
383
00:13:49,770 --> 00:13:51,400
Yes.
384
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,450
You know, I was also working
on a database
385
00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:55,800
that I thought would be
more successful than yours.
386
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,410
[chuckles] Sarcasm?
387
00:13:57,610 --> 00:13:59,610
No.
388
00:13:59,610 --> 00:13:59,800
Oh, darn it.
389
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000
Wait, was the "no" sarcasm?
390
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:02,540
No. Are you sure?
391
00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:04,240
Yes. Ugh,
392
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,330
I'll never be comfortable
with failure.
393
00:14:06,530 --> 00:14:08,630
My point is, I was experiencing
something similar,
394
00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:10,640
and there's no shortcut
through grief.
395
00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,380
Those are wise words.
396
00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:13,730
Thank you.
397
00:14:13,930 --> 00:14:15,420
It was smart I came to you.
398
00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:17,640
You're clearly an expert
on humiliation and defeat.
399
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,380
Sarcasm?
400
00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:20,690
No. Leave.
401
00:14:20,890 --> 00:14:22,600
Sarcasm? No.
402
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,120
Bye.
403
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,000
Go to your room. Fine.
404
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,050
And you're gonna apologize
to Mrs. Wilkins.
405
00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:32,350
MISSY:
That's not her name anymore.
406
00:14:32,550 --> 00:14:34,550
[sighs]
407
00:14:34,610 --> 00:14:36,140
Can you believe her?
408
00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:37,450
Well, maybe this wouldn't have
happened if you were around.
409
00:14:37,650 --> 00:14:40,490
Are you really trying
to blame this on me?
410
00:14:40,690 --> 00:14:42,620
I'm not the one
sleeping across the street.
411
00:14:42,820 --> 00:14:44,580
I'm here with our kids.
412
00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:45,790
[bottle cap clatters]
413
00:14:47,790 --> 00:14:50,850
So you want to get into this?
Let's get into this.
414
00:14:51,050 --> 00:14:53,030
What is going on
with you and Brenda?
415
00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:55,450
Nothing. It doesn't seem like it.
416
00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,770
What, you're honestly saying
that you don't light up
417
00:14:58,970 --> 00:15:00,940
every time Pastor Rob's around?
418
00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:06,470
Maybe I do.
419
00:15:06,670 --> 00:15:09,390
Nothing ever happened.
420
00:15:09,590 --> 00:15:10,650
I wouldn't do that.
421
00:15:10,850 --> 00:15:12,090
[scoffs] What,
you saying I would?
422
00:15:12,290 --> 00:15:14,700
You tell me. I wouldn't.
423
00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:16,780
But you like being around her.
424
00:15:22,570 --> 00:15:23,960
[sighs]
425
00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:31,140
[sighs]
426
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:33,970
[sighs]
427
00:15:35,710 --> 00:15:38,020
What happens now?
428
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,120
I don't know.
429
00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,200
[sighs]
430
00:15:46,850 --> 00:15:48,160
[door opens]
431
00:15:50,730 --> 00:15:52,730
Hey.
432
00:15:52,730 --> 00:15:53,430
Hi.
433
00:15:53,630 --> 00:15:56,050
What are you doing here?
Where's the baby?
434
00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:58,220
She's fine. She's with Connie.
435
00:15:58,420 --> 00:16:00,790
I just needed a couple minutes.
436
00:16:00,990 --> 00:16:02,840
Which was...
437
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:05,190
a couple hours ago.
438
00:16:05,390 --> 00:16:07,670
I'll go check on her,
unless you want to.
439
00:16:07,870 --> 00:16:09,930
Actually... [scoffs]
440
00:16:10,130 --> 00:16:11,580
I don't know what I want.
441
00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:12,800
What does that mean?
442
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,500
My daughter hates me.
443
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:18,020
What difference does it make
if I'm there or not?
444
00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:19,900
You know that ain't true. Really?
445
00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:21,990
Because all she does is cry,
446
00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:24,070
and I'm tired all the time,
447
00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:27,500
and even your brother is better
at soothing her than I am.
448
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:31,390
You're just a little
overwhelmed. It's normal.
449
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:33,560
Why aren't you?
450
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,130
Well, we can't both be
freaked out at the same time.
451
00:16:35,330 --> 00:16:36,780
We got to take turns.
452
00:16:36,980 --> 00:16:38,570
When's your turn?
453
00:16:38,770 --> 00:16:40,090
Already had it.
454
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,960
I was so scared when I got to
455
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,220
the hospital, I...
456
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,880
I got back in my car
and drove away.
457
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,840
While I was in labor?!
458
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:51,050
Don't hit me.
We're sharing freak-outs.
459
00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:54,230
And I still came back. [Sighs]
460
00:16:55,490 --> 00:16:56,850
What kind of parents are we?
461
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,500
The new kind,
462
00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:01,150
the well-meaning, dumb kind.
463
00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:03,160
We're gonna get better, right?
464
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,500
We ain't got no choice.
[chuckles]
465
00:17:07,930 --> 00:17:10,340
I'll let you sleep.
I'm gonna go check on CeeCee.
466
00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:12,900
Thank you.
467
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,820
What are you smiling at?
468
00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:20,480
Just thinking.
469
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,480
We might've conceived CeeCee
in this very garage.
470
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,050
Okay, you're gross. Leave now.
471
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:26,390
Bye. [Sighs]
472
00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:33,750
[sighs]
473
00:17:33,950 --> 00:17:35,950
What are you doing?
474
00:17:35,950 --> 00:17:36,930
Oh, um...
475
00:17:37,130 --> 00:17:40,490
I'm just gonna be staying
at Meemaw's a little bit longer.
476
00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:43,710
Okay.
477
00:17:43,710 --> 00:17:44,680
You all right?
478
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,810
No.
479
00:17:47,010 --> 00:17:48,990
What's going on?
480
00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:52,420
My database...
481
00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:55,120
I've-I've never failed
like this before,
482
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,330
and it frightens me.
483
00:17:59,030 --> 00:18:01,040
Oh... sweetie,
484
00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:03,480
I'm sorry. Sometimes,
485
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:05,740
no matter how much
we want things to work out,
486
00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:07,950
they just don't.
487
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:36,470
ADULT SHELDON: Dealing
with failure is a tricky business.
488
00:18:36,670 --> 00:18:39,550
You can face it head on
and try to overcome it.
489
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,420
Good job, Mama.
490
00:18:46,030 --> 00:18:47,260
ADULT SHELDON: You can avoid it.
491
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,650
Thanks for letting me stay.
492
00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:52,570
For as long as you need.
493
00:18:52,770 --> 00:18:54,620
ADULT SHELDON:
You can try to drown it out.
494
00:18:54,820 --> 00:18:56,780
[crowd cheers,
whistle blows on TV]
495
00:18:58,090 --> 00:19:00,130
Or you can try to talk
to someone about it.
496
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,810
And some people choose to run.
497
00:19:14,010 --> 00:19:15,200
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