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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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I did not give you
a heart attack.
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You gave me something.
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Well...
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Is my husband your mystery man?
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Can't believe this.
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Where you going?
Home.
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They clearly forgot about us.
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This sucks.
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What is he doing here?
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He's a pastor,
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and he wanted to be here.
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I mean, what is he doing here
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with you?
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I'm gonna stay
at my mom's house tonight.
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Fine by me.
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Where's Missy?
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♪ Here we go ♪
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♪ No ♪
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Missy.
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♪ No way... ♪
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Careful, loud music is a sign
of teen angst.
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I'm aware.
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Missy honey, I'm so sorry.
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You okay?
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Come on, let me in.
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You forgot me.
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Mandy went into labor.
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I had to go to the hospital.
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She had the baby,
and no one told me?
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See? Angst.
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Go in your room.
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The baby's cute as a button.
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Can't wait to meet
her Aunt Missy.
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I waited at school for an hour
and had to walk home.
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No one even called.
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There was a lot going on.
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The important thing is,
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you're safe,
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baby's safe,
everything turned out okay.
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Not everything.
My database failed.
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Go.
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Where's Mom?
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She's staying
at your meemaw's tonight.
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Why?
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Help with the baby.
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So, the baby's home?
I can meet her?
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She'll be home tomorrow.
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Then why's Mom there tonight?
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Look, Missy,
I've had a long day. So have I.
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That makes three of us.Sheldon.
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I'm in my room, as directed.
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♪ Save the complaints... ♪
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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How's she doing?
She's fine.
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She's quiet.
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She's breathing, right?
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Yes. Hold on.
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Yes.
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Mind slowing down?
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I'm going 15.
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And I said slow down.
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You got it.
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Baby check.
Still breathing.
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All right, we got this.
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You remembered to check
the baby's I.D. bracelet
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before we left
the hospital, right?
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- Why? - To make sure they gave us
the right baby.
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Don't be ridiculous,
I know my baby.
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This is her.
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Yeah, this is her.
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Good. I saw this
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Maury Povich show
where there was a mix-up,
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and one family
got a real clunker.
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Well, if she's a clunker,
she's our clunker.
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Great.
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Morning.
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Hello.
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You're up early.
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Gave myself extra time in
case I had to walk again.
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I'm taking you to school.
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Lots of kids walk, by the way.
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Like Billy?
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His mom didn't show up either.
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It was sad, but I can laugh
about it now.
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Enough.
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So, is Mom coming home tonight?
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I don't know.
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What's really going on
with you two?
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'Cause Billy said
you and Brenda...
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Drop it.
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Fine.
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Well, since Mom's not here,
I made your lunch.
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That was nice.
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"Try not forgetting
your daughter today.
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XO, Missy."
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That's my name,
in case you forgot.
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The next day,
as I walked across campus,
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I could feel
all eyes were on me,
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judging me for my failure.
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Look at them laughing at me.
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It was the closest I ever came
to a walk of shame.
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Well, good morning, Sheldon.
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What's good about it?
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I'm a laughingstock.
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I don't think anybody cares.
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But my database failed.
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Failure only means something
if you quit.
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Well, get ready for
some meaning. I quit.
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Hang on.
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Are you familiar
with the Fred Astaire song
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"Pick Yourself Up"?
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No.
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From the beloved musical
Swing Time?
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Still no.
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Then prepare to be uplifted.
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♪ Nothing's impossible,
I have found ♪
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♪ For when my chin
is on the ground ♪
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♪ I pick myself up ♪
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♪ Dust myself off ♪
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♪ Start all over again ♪
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I'm not uplifted.
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Well, then buckle up
for the second verse.
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♪ Don't lose your
confidence if you slip ♪
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♪ Be grateful for
a pleasant trip ♪
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♪ And pick
yourself up ♪
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♪ Dust yourself off ♪
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♪ Start all
over again. ♪
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Maybe it's gas.
Did you burp her?
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What do you think I was doing
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when I was patting her
on the back?
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Did you pat firmly?
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The book says
"pat firmly."
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It was firm, Georgie.
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Maybe you need to be burped.
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Okay, you're such an expert,
why don't you try?
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All right. I was a baby
more recently than you were.
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It's okay, CeeCee,
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Daddy's here.
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Shh...
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Good job.
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Well, I just met her yesterday,
give me a minute.
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I remember those days. Me, too.
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Boy, were you a crier.
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Sorry.
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Too little, too late.
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Should I help 'em out?
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I got it.
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Come on, CeeCee, work with me.
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This is your father speaking.
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Did she quiet down?
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'Cause she doesn't sound quiet.
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Step aside.
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Let me show you how it's done.
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Please.
Come here. Okay. Yeah.
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Meemaw's here now, all right.
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Shh...
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Shh, shh.
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Shh. Something's wrong
with this one.
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Can her grandma have a turn?
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Here, take her.Oh...
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She takes after you.Oh.
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It's okay, sweetie, Nana's here.
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Nana? Who picked that?
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I did.
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Why ain't you another meemaw?
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'Cause I'm the only meemaw.
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Oh, you got her to quiet down.
How'd you do that?
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Nana magic.
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Okay, well,
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I'm gonna get some sleep,
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and I may never come back.
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Hmm.
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I don't understand.
The code is perfect.
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It should have worked.
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Well, the problem
isn't that it didn't work,
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the problem is that
nobody wanted to use it.
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So, you're saying we didn't
fail, the public failed us.
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No, we failed.
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And you've also failed
at cheering me up, so good job.
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Here's a thought.
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I've been toying around
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with this new plasma
confinement idea.
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Why don't we work on that
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and, uh, take your mind
off the database?
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What if we fail at that, too?
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Then we'll have
two failures back to back.
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I'll have to leave the country
or grow a mustache,
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or leave the country
until I can grow a mustache.
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Well, we don't know
if we'll fail until we try.
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Counterpoint: if we don't try,
we'll never fail.
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Oh, my little pal,
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do I have to sing again?
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Little?
I'm towering over you.
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♪ Will you remember
the famous men ♪
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♪ Who had to fall
to rise again? ♪
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♪ So, pick yourself up,
dust yourself... ♪
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She's so cute.
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Yeah.
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How long has she been crying?
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Her whole life.
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I got a brother
like that.
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You want to hold her?
No.
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Scared?
Yeah.
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Smart. Okay, shh...
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Sorry I wasn't there
when she was born.
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Oh, you weren't?
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No, they forgot me at school.
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I had to walk home.
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Ooh...
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Oops.
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Then my dad got mad at me,
like I was the one
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who did something wrong.Uh-huh.
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How is it that color?
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She only eats milk.
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And Mom hasn't been home,
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and I know something's going on,
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but no one
will tell me anything.
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Uh, can you hand me the powder?
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Do you know
what's going on with them?
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Huh?
With my mom and dad.
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Missy, it feels like someone
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just drove a truck
through my body,
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I haven't sleptin days.
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I cannot help you right now.
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Sorry.
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Son of a bitch.
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Pigs in a blanket?
Yeah.
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They're burnt.
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Yeah.
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Mom doesn't cook them that long.
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Thank you.
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Would you teach me
how to throw a football?
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What? What? Why?
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I'm trying to get more
comfortable with failure.
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What makes you think
you're gonna fail?
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The word "ball."
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Well, I got to warn you,
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learning to throw
isn't something you get right
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on the first try.
It... it takes practice.
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And does this practice involve
setbacks and frustration?
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Yeah.
Perfect.
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Now, you'll notice that
the shape of this thing
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is more like a missile, right,
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than it is your
typical bouncy ball.
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The term you're looking for
is prolate spheroid.
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Wasn't looking for it,
but thank you.
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Now, what do you think
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is the most efficient way
to get this thing to fly?
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Gyroscopic torque.
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Spiral.
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Bingo.
All right,
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now get your fingers
on the laces here.
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Why is the surface all bumpy?
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Used to be made
out of pig bladder.
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Well... not anymore. It's...
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Helps with the grip. Okay?
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Now, fingers back on it,
and get your thumb
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wrapped around...
There you go.
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All right,
bring your other hand up.
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That helps keep her steady.
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Bring the ball back to your ear.
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And when you're ready to throw,
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bring your arm down
like a tomahawk.
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Get that ball spinning.
All right?
270
00:09:51,913 --> 00:09:54,365
And am I correct in assuming
that more revolutions
271
00:09:54,567 --> 00:09:57,500
will create a parabolic arc
that resists external forces?
272
00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:59,201
Sure.
273
00:09:59,402 --> 00:10:00,984
All right,
whenever you're ready,
274
00:10:01,182 --> 00:10:02,384
let's see if you can reach me.
275
00:10:02,533 --> 00:10:04,988
Let the setbacks
and frustration begin.
276
00:10:07,548 --> 00:10:10,523
Good Lord.
That was incredible.
277
00:10:10,724 --> 00:10:13,004
Yeah, I saw it.
278
00:10:13,206 --> 00:10:15,057
Where you going?
279
00:10:15,258 --> 00:10:17,879
To hit the showers.
Apparently I'm a jock now.
280
00:10:21,365 --> 00:10:23,456
I got the baby to
settle down. Easy peasy.
281
00:10:24,355 --> 00:10:26,379
Take it down a notch, Nana.
282
00:10:26,577 --> 00:10:28,730
I will try,
but I don't know if I can.
283
00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:30,523
Georgie on the couch?
284
00:10:30,721 --> 00:10:31,825
Mm-hmm.
285
00:10:33,725 --> 00:10:36,447
And what exactly is it
that's wrong with your bed?
286
00:10:36,649 --> 00:10:38,149
My husband's in it.
287
00:10:38,341 --> 00:10:40,503
So, you're just gonna
keep sleeping here
288
00:10:40,692 --> 00:10:41,845
instead of dealingwith it?
289
00:10:42,043 --> 00:10:43,855
I'm helping with the baby.
290
00:10:44,057 --> 00:10:46,820
She'll still be crying
tomorrow. Go home.
291
00:10:47,019 --> 00:10:48,431
I will.
292
00:10:48,629 --> 00:10:50,913
I just need my space right now.
293
00:10:51,114 --> 00:10:52,946
I know the feeling.
294
00:10:55,346 --> 00:10:56,437
You're cranky.
295
00:10:56,639 --> 00:10:58,620
You want me
to rock you to sleep?
296
00:10:58,822 --> 00:10:59,822
I'm pretty good at it.
297
00:10:59,863 --> 00:11:01,965
Don't touch me.
298
00:11:07,408 --> 00:11:08,769
Did you ever find out
299
00:11:08,971 --> 00:11:10,293
where your mom was
the other day?
300
00:11:10,493 --> 00:11:12,043
She was at the hospital
301
00:11:12,235 --> 00:11:13,605
for your brother's baby.
302
00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,177
What?
303
00:11:15,378 --> 00:11:17,220
Did you not know he had one?
304
00:11:17,418 --> 00:11:19,142
- It's a girl.
- Shh.
305
00:11:19,341 --> 00:11:21,312
No talking during the test.
306
00:11:25,148 --> 00:11:27,200
Your mom was there?
Yeah.
307
00:11:27,399 --> 00:11:30,773
So I was the only person in the
whole world who wasn't there.
308
00:11:30,974 --> 00:11:32,514
Keep your eyes
on your own papers.
309
00:11:32,715 --> 00:11:33,865
I'm not cheating.
310
00:11:34,067 --> 00:11:35,606
Well, that's not
what it looks like.
311
00:11:35,807 --> 00:11:38,441
I guess you would know
what cheating looks like.
312
00:11:38,639 --> 00:11:40,221
Ask your husband.
313
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:43,466
What has gotten into you?
314
00:11:43,667 --> 00:11:45,427
Well?
Answer your mother.
315
00:11:45,629 --> 00:11:47,735
So the only time you two talk
to each other is to yell at me?
316
00:11:47,759 --> 00:11:49,701
That is not true.
Oh, really?
317
00:11:49,893 --> 00:11:51,701
Where have you been sleeping
the last couple nights?
318
00:11:51,725 --> 00:11:54,057
Whoa, you do not talk
to us that way.
319
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:57,230
And you do not talk
to your teacher that way either.
320
00:11:57,428 --> 00:11:59,152
Sheldon says obnoxious
things all the time,
321
00:11:59,350 --> 00:12:00,724
but it's fine
'cause he's special.
322
00:12:00,923 --> 00:12:02,595
This is not about Sheldon.
323
00:12:02,796 --> 00:12:04,245
For once.
Oh.
324
00:12:04,447 --> 00:12:07,080
We forgot to pick you up
one time. Cut the drama.
325
00:12:07,278 --> 00:12:10,393
One time? You've been
forgetting me my entire life.
326
00:12:10,591 --> 00:12:12,745
Everything is Sheldon,
and now Georgie has a baby,
327
00:12:12,946 --> 00:12:14,485
and you two are fighting.
328
00:12:14,687 --> 00:12:15,768
Might as well be invisible.
329
00:12:15,947 --> 00:12:18,279
Not today you're not.
330
00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:21,764
♪ We are family. ♪
331
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:25,729
Not an appropriate song
for this moment.
332
00:12:28,149 --> 00:12:29,731
Hello, Niblingo.
Little nibling.
333
00:12:29,932 --> 00:12:31,524
What is it, Sheldon?
334
00:12:31,725 --> 00:12:33,605
I was hoping I could try
to calm your baby down.
335
00:12:33,725 --> 00:12:36,788
Why?
- I'm trying new things to build up a tolerance
336
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,711
for setbacks and frustration.
337
00:12:38,912 --> 00:12:41,584
So you want to use my child
for some kind of experiment?
338
00:12:41,783 --> 00:12:42,783
Yes.
339
00:12:42,826 --> 00:12:44,456
Okay, here you go.
340
00:12:44,657 --> 00:12:47,811
♪ Soft kitty, warm kitty ♪
341
00:12:48,009 --> 00:12:49,993
♪ Little ball of fur ♪
342
00:12:50,192 --> 00:12:53,566
♪ Happy kitty, sleepy kitty ♪
343
00:12:53,767 --> 00:12:57,048
♪ Purr, purr, purr. ♪
344
00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:59,312
Are you freaking kidding me?
345
00:12:59,510 --> 00:13:00,832
I'm not happy about it either.
346
00:13:05,528 --> 00:13:07,509
No, no, no, no, no, no.
347
00:13:07,701 --> 00:13:10,033
♪ Soft kitty, kitty, kitty. ♪
348
00:13:10,231 --> 00:13:11,764
Sheldon, come back.
349
00:13:13,970 --> 00:13:15,250
Dr. Linkletter,
I need your help.
350
00:13:15,572 --> 00:13:17,072
Of course.
351
00:13:17,273 --> 00:13:19,341
Let me just drop everything
so I can be of assistance.
352
00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:20,365
Thank you.
353
00:13:23,109 --> 00:13:24,870
I'm trying to embrace failure,
354
00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:26,701
and I realized that
social subtleties
355
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,394
like sarcasm
can sometimes evade me.
356
00:13:28,595 --> 00:13:29,394
You don't say.
357
00:13:29,596 --> 00:13:30,875
No, it's true.
358
00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:32,759
And I was hoping
you could pepper
359
00:13:32,947 --> 00:13:35,269
our conversation with sarcasm,
so I can try to identify it.
360
00:13:35,389 --> 00:13:36,802
Oh, boy, when do we start?
361
00:13:37,003 --> 00:13:38,543
Now would be great.
362
00:13:38,745 --> 00:13:40,557
Sheldon, that was sarcasm.
363
00:13:40,745 --> 00:13:42,118
Oh, let me try again.
364
00:13:42,317 --> 00:13:43,600
Is this about your database?
365
00:13:43,798 --> 00:13:45,431
Yes.
366
00:13:45,630 --> 00:13:47,481
You know, I was also working
on a database
367
00:13:47,673 --> 00:13:49,836
that I thought would be
more successful than yours.
368
00:13:50,036 --> 00:13:51,447
Sarcasm?
369
00:13:51,648 --> 00:13:52,648
No.
370
00:13:52,778 --> 00:13:53,840
Oh, darn it.
371
00:13:54,038 --> 00:13:54,801
Wait, was the "no" sarcasm?
372
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,581
No.
Are you sure?
373
00:13:56,783 --> 00:13:58,283
Yes.
Ugh,
374
00:13:58,484 --> 00:14:00,375
I'll never be comfortable
with failure.
375
00:14:00,576 --> 00:14:02,677
My point is, I was experiencing
something similar,
376
00:14:02,879 --> 00:14:04,691
and there's no shortcut
through grief.
377
00:14:04,889 --> 00:14:06,432
Those are wise words.
378
00:14:06,633 --> 00:14:07,783
Thank you.
379
00:14:07,984 --> 00:14:09,475
It was smart I came to you.
380
00:14:09,676 --> 00:14:11,697
You're clearly an expert
on humiliation and defeat.
381
00:14:11,898 --> 00:14:13,437
Sarcasm?
382
00:14:13,639 --> 00:14:14,750
No.
Leave.
383
00:14:14,951 --> 00:14:16,663
Sarcasm?
No.
384
00:14:16,863 --> 00:14:19,183
Bye.
385
00:14:20,365 --> 00:14:22,067
Go to your room.
Fine.
386
00:14:22,268 --> 00:14:24,120
And you're gonna apologize
to Mrs. Wilkins.
387
00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,422
That's not her name anymore.
388
00:14:28,683 --> 00:14:30,216
Can you believe her?
389
00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:31,702
Well, maybe this wouldn't have
happened if you were around.
390
00:14:31,726 --> 00:14:34,570
Are you really trying
to blame this on me?
391
00:14:34,769 --> 00:14:36,701
I'm not the one
sleeping across the street.
392
00:14:36,903 --> 00:14:38,663
I'm here with our kids.
393
00:14:41,878 --> 00:14:44,941
So you want to get into this?
Let's get into this.
394
00:14:45,139 --> 00:14:47,123
What is going on
with you and Brenda?
395
00:14:47,322 --> 00:14:49,543
Nothing. It doesn't seem like it.
396
00:14:50,855 --> 00:14:52,897
What, you're honestly saying
that you don't light up
397
00:14:53,067 --> 00:14:55,039
every time Pastor Rob's around?
398
00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:00,576
Maybe I do.
399
00:15:00,777 --> 00:15:03,499
Nothing ever happened.
400
00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:04,759
I wouldn't do that.
401
00:15:04,961 --> 00:15:06,279
What,
you saying I would?
402
00:15:06,402 --> 00:15:08,815
You tell me.
I wouldn't.
403
00:15:09,014 --> 00:15:10,897
But you like being around her.
404
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,158
What happens now?
405
00:15:34,340 --> 00:15:36,260
I don't know.
406
00:15:44,879 --> 00:15:45,879
Hey.
407
00:15:46,042 --> 00:15:47,581
Hi.
408
00:15:47,783 --> 00:15:50,206
What are you doing here?
Where's the baby?
409
00:15:50,404 --> 00:15:52,378
She's fine. She's with Connie.
410
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:54,951
I just needed a couple minutes.
411
00:15:55,149 --> 00:15:57,003
Which was...
412
00:15:57,192 --> 00:15:59,355
a couple hours ago.
413
00:15:59,553 --> 00:16:01,836
I'll go check on her,
unless you want to.
414
00:16:02,038 --> 00:16:04,100
Actually...
415
00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:05,750
I don't know what I want.
416
00:16:05,951 --> 00:16:06,971
What does that mean?
417
00:16:07,173 --> 00:16:09,673
My daughter hates me.
418
00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:12,197
What difference does it make
if I'm there or not?
419
00:16:12,398 --> 00:16:14,080
You know that ain't true. Really?
420
00:16:14,278 --> 00:16:16,172
Because all she does is cry,
421
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,254
and I'm tired all the time,
422
00:16:18,452 --> 00:16:21,687
and even your brother is better
at soothing her than I am.
423
00:16:22,908 --> 00:16:25,581
You're just a little
overwhelmed. It's normal.
424
00:16:25,782 --> 00:16:27,754
Why aren't you?
425
00:16:27,952 --> 00:16:29,500
Well, we can't both be
freaked out at the same time.
426
00:16:29,524 --> 00:16:30,975
We got to take turns.
427
00:16:31,177 --> 00:16:32,769
When's your turn?
428
00:16:32,969 --> 00:16:34,288
Already had it.
429
00:16:34,490 --> 00:16:36,162
I was so scared when I got to
430
00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:38,423
the hospital, I...
431
00:16:38,624 --> 00:16:41,086
I got back in my car
and drove away.
432
00:16:41,287 --> 00:16:43,048
While I was in labor?!
433
00:16:43,249 --> 00:16:45,259
Don't hit me.
We're sharing freak-outs.
434
00:16:46,392 --> 00:16:48,442
And I still came back.
435
00:16:49,705 --> 00:16:51,067
What kind of parents are we?
436
00:16:51,267 --> 00:16:52,716
The new kind,
437
00:16:52,918 --> 00:16:55,370
the well-meaning, dumb kind.
438
00:16:55,571 --> 00:16:57,383
We're gonna get better, right?
439
00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:59,725
We ain't got no choice.
440
00:17:02,158 --> 00:17:04,568
I'll let you sleep.
I'm gonna go check on CeeCee.
441
00:17:04,769 --> 00:17:07,133
Thank you.
442
00:17:11,355 --> 00:17:13,057
What are you smiling at?
443
00:17:13,259 --> 00:17:14,720
Just thinking.
444
00:17:14,921 --> 00:17:16,839
We might've conceived CeeCee
in this very garage.
445
00:17:16,923 --> 00:17:18,294
Okay, you're gross. Leave now.
446
00:17:18,492 --> 00:17:20,634
Bye.
447
00:17:28,202 --> 00:17:28,702
What are you doing?
448
00:17:28,903 --> 00:17:31,185
Oh, um...
449
00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:34,750
I'm just gonna be staying
at Meemaw's a little bit longer.
450
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:36,971
Okay.
451
00:17:37,093 --> 00:17:38,943
You all right?
452
00:17:39,144 --> 00:17:41,076
No.
453
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:43,259
What's going on?
454
00:17:43,449 --> 00:17:46,692
My database...
455
00:17:46,893 --> 00:17:49,394
I've-I've never failed
like this before,
456
00:17:49,595 --> 00:17:51,605
and it frightens me.
457
00:17:53,307 --> 00:17:55,319
Oh... sweetie,
458
00:17:55,519 --> 00:17:57,761
I'm sorry. Sometimes,
459
00:17:57,962 --> 00:18:00,026
no matter how much
we want things to work out,
460
00:18:00,226 --> 00:18:02,238
they just don't.
461
00:18:24,272 --> 00:18:26,986
Dealing with failure
is a tricky business.
462
00:18:27,185 --> 00:18:30,068
You can face it head on
and try to overcome it.
463
00:18:33,383 --> 00:18:34,942
Good job, Mama.
464
00:18:36,556 --> 00:18:37,796
You can avoid it.
465
00:18:37,987 --> 00:18:40,180
Thanks for letting me stay.
466
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:43,103
For as long as you need.
467
00:18:43,301 --> 00:18:45,153
You can try to drown it out.
468
00:18:48,626 --> 00:18:50,670
Or you can try to talk
to someone about it.
469
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,364
And some people choose to run.
470
00:19:04,564 --> 00:19:05,755
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