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♪
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Am I shiny?
I don't wanna be shiny.
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PRODUCTION ASSISTANT:
One minute, Miss Alexander.
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Yes. Okay. Thank you.
[cell phone ringing]
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Hi, honey. I'm about to do my TED Talk.
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- Mom?
- Yes?
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FINN:
Don't freak out, please.
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Grandpa got arrested.
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What? No. No, no, no, no, no.
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What do you mean?
Where are you? Are you okay?
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FINN:
I'm fine.
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The cops brought me home,
but they took Grandpa downtown.
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PRODUCTION ASSISTANT:
Miss Alexander?
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Yes.
Okay. Yes.
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I'm sorry. I just have to, um--
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Finn, I'm glad that you're okay.
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And I will call you
as soon as this is done.
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Okay?
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♪
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[exhales]
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♪
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OFFICER:
Next.
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♪
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[audience applauding]
PAIGE: Oh.
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[cheering]
[chuckles] Thank you.
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♪
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Um, welcome to this TED Talk.
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Um, so let's talk about
How To Fix Your Picker.
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[woman giggles]
Okay?
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[scattered laughter]
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This is a woodpecker.
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See? Right there.
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And he's up there because I used to be
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really, really bad at picking peckers.
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[all chuckle]
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Okay.
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Um, but I don't--
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Uh, I'm not--
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[exhales]
I-I don't, um--
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Something just happened.
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And, um--
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Okay.
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I'm just gonna--
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I'm just gonna get
very real with you all.
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Um--
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One minute ago
I got a call that my dad,
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who is on parole,
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and who lives with me and my son,
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after spending 17 years
in a federal prison,
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Is under arrest.
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You know, people always say
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that your parents do the best
that they can.
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What I'm-- What I'm trying to figure out
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in this very moment is
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what do you owe a parent
whose best wasn't good enough?
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♪
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So let's talk about that.
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♪
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EDWIN:
Mockingbird don’t sing ♪
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♪ She's gonna buy me a diamond ring ♪
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Oh, God, no.
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Morning.
[Paige sighs deeply]
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No, stop. Please. Really?
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You gonna come get me out?
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No, not today.
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EDWIN:
You sure now?
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'Cause I think
you kinda like having me here.
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And I think you wanna come get me.
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No.
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Who do you think you are?
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Your subconscious obviously.
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[grunts softly]
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See, this is your psychology shit, mama.
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Live by the couch, die by the couch.
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Of course, I feel guilty.
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A daughter is supposed
to bail her dad out of jail.
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That's like chapter one
in the My Dad's In Jail handbook.
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I did not know you read that book.
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I skimmed it.
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Paigey, Paigey.
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[sighs]
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No. No, no.
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I'm not getting you out of jail.
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I do not owe you that.
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[sighs]
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I am gonna have my Wednesday
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because that is what I owe myself.
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EDWIN:
Well, okay.
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Then don't let me stand in your way.
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You go and you live your Wednesday.
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I will. Thank you.
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You are more than welcome.
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You're very polite for a subconscious.
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EDWIN:
Manners.
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Very important.
I always told you that, Paige.
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Manners.
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♪
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[Paige sighs]
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- Mom.
- Hey.
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We have to go get Grandpa.
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PAIGE:
Oh, God.
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We went over this last night, Finn.
I am not getting him out.
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Why not?
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Because I gave him one chance,
he betrayed me.
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FINN:
But it was my fault.
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No.
FINN: I should have been driving.
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No. Do not blame yourself.
It is not your fault.
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It's the one time I asked him to drive.
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PAIGE:
No, it's not the one time.
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It is every single time
that has led up to this one time.
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Why are you like this?
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Because, Finn, I've seen this movie
and I know how it ends.
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Spoiler alert, somebody dies in the end.
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And that somebody
is the part of you that trusts people.
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- Imma go visit him then.
- No!
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Absolutely not.
You are not going to a jail.
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[scoffs]
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Also, you have to be 18
to go by yourself, so-- Heh.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- You won't even visit?
- Nope.
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I am going to live my Wednesday!
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I'm going to spin.
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What are you doing today?
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- You're going to spin?
- I am.
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FINN:
Well, enjoy your Wednesday.
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Where are you going?
Where are you going?
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Where are you going? Where are you going?
Where are you going?
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[dial tone]
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[indistinct chatter in distance]
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PRISONER:
Yo, man, you going to call someone
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or just stand there?
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I’ll call who I want
and I’ll stand where I want.
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You understand, youngblood?
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Sorry, man. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Go-go ahead.
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♪
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This is your life, people.
You're unstoppable!
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Yes, I'm unstoppable!
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- You are?
- Yes!
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I'm definitely stoppable.
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Like I'm gonna stop right now.
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No!
[panting]
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Let's go, bitches. No stopping!
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I'm right there with you, baby girl!
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Can’t stop, won’t stop!
Never gonna leave you, girl!
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Come on, baby. Whoo!
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[screams]
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Whoo!
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[screaming]
Yeah, girl, you got this!
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Whoo!
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No, no, no, no, no!
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[indistinct announcement over PA]
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[woman sighs]
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Oh, now you're just flirting.
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Thank you.
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You alright?
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I guess.
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I'm surprised your mom let you come.
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She hated this growing up.
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Yeah, well, two different people.
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You go first, sweetie.
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I'll be right here.
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[indistinct announcement over PA]
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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[sighs]
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♪
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PAIGE:
I'm just having a really bad day.
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How can that be?
You are a TED Talker now.
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- Oh.
- How'd it go?
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Uh, it went, you know,
I said some things,
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not what I planned to say,
but I said them.
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People liked them, I guess.
I don't know. How would I know?
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Because they either booed or clapped.
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Real simple.
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EDWIN:
Mm! Mm!
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[Paige gasps]
Now that is a jammy cab.
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I saw your TED Talk.
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You were so good.
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But I have one question, Paige.
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I mean, girl,
you were so honest up there, baby girl.
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Then why you keep lying to my boy Mal?
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Why you can't be that honest with Mal?
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Uh... fuck.
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Okay. Um--
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Esti, can I tell you something
without you judging me?
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- Of course.
- Okay.
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I slept with Bill.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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What? You said you would not judge me.
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Did I? I don't recall.
PAIGE: Yes.
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Oh. Also, I think
I have to break up with Mal.
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Okay. Paige, slow down.
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I-I think you span too hard. "Span"?
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- Spin?
- Spun?
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The point is, exercise is dangerous,
and we're never doing it again.
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And you cannot break up with Mal.
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He is too fine to break up with.
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You haven't even heard the worst thing.
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My dad got arrested,
and he's still in jail.
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Ohh! I know.
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Paige, and you're just,
you're sitting here
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spanning, spinning, spunning
and drinking wine?
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Okay, what-what the fuck are you thinking?
Do you see this?
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This is my "what the fuck
are you thinking" face.
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I'm thinking that he obviously did
something he promised he wouldn't do.
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So I have to do what I promised
I would do when he did that thing.
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Like let him rot in jail?
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Um, yeah. Is that so bad?
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Uh, yeah?
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Ugh.
[cell door buzzes]
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Hi, Grandpa.
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Hey, Finneas.
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You know, I'm not sure
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your grandma should have
brought you out here, man.
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I don't want you seein' me like this,
you know, locked up.
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Not good for you, son.
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Oh, do you mean like adult content?
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That doesn't bother me.
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Yeah.
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How's your mama doing?
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She's doing alright?
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Oh, man, man, man.
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I have gone and done exactly
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what she was most afraid of, Finn.
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Driving without a license is, like,
not even that big of a deal.
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EDWIN:
I should have known better.
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I made a mess.
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I hurt your mama.
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And I hurt you.
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No. We need to get you outta here.
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I am not your problem.
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Do not worry about me.
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I'm not worried.
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It's actually more of a strategy question.
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Because, you know, I'm a gamer.
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♪
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Yeah, you are.
FINN: So--
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How do we defeat jail?
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♪
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So what did he do?
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I don't know. He got arrested.
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That's what he did.
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It matters what for.
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Oh, really? Does it, though?
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Yeah, of course, it does.
What if he's not guilty of anything?
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WOMAN:
Oh, my gosh.
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Are you the one with the TED Talk?
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About your bad dad?
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Oh.
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Uh-- Wow.
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- Were you there?
- On Twitter?
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Girl, I was so moved.
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PAIGE:
Oh. Oh, thank-- Thank you. What are you--
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What is she talking about?
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Bitch?
PAIGE: What?
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You're going viral.
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Huh? What? Are you kidding?
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What is-- What is happening?
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You have over 71,000 views.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What do I do?
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Get your shit together
'cause you're blowin' up, girl.
262
00:11:59,094 --> 00:11:59,974
Um--
263
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:03,562
Esti, I love you very much.
264
00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:05,766
But I have to go talk to Mal.
265
00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:08,690
- Bye. You can--
- Uh, yeah, I got it.
266
00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:10,523
PAIGE: Thank you.
ESTI: Thank you.
267
00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:11,772
- PAIGE: Bye.
- Bye.
268
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:20,121
♪
269
00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:23,446
I'm so sorry to drop in
on you like this.
270
00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:26,542
I know. I got the notification
your dad was picked up.
271
00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:29,958
Technically I can’t tell you that,
but I just did, so--
272
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:31,879
How are you?
273
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,879
Uh, I'm alright, I guess.
274
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:35,960
So how's your dad?
275
00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:38,755
I'm not actually sure how he is.
276
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,839
Uh, I haven't spoken to him.
277
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,312
Huh.
278
00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:46,135
So you haven't gotten him out yet?
279
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,770
No. And I'm not planning to.
280
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,400
But also, I need to tell you something.
281
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,150
Uh--
282
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:55,438
Um--
283
00:12:57,653 --> 00:12:59,453
I had sex with Bill.
284
00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:01,699
Oh.
285
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:02,908
Wow. Um--
286
00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:07,871
Okay. I was not expecting that.
287
00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:09,211
Me neither.
288
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:10,206
Um--
289
00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:13,036
And I didn't do it
because I wanna be with him.
290
00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:16,463
You know, I did it because
I'm just really trying to figure out
291
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,473
who I am and what I need.
292
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:22,847
And this is how you go about it?
293
00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:23,845
Um--
294
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:28,729
[sighs]
295
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,385
So we're done.
296
00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:32,564
I wanna be in love with you.
297
00:13:32,563 --> 00:13:36,983
I feel like I should be in love with you
because you're so good.
298
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,904
You're so wonderful.
299
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:39,862
I hope that you know that.
300
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:44,492
That-that there is literally nothing wrong
with you whatsoever at all ever.
301
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,201
But I'm, uh--
302
00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:48,831
♪
303
00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:51,119
Hmm. I'm-I'm just not there.
304
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,424
Paige, this is about your dad.
305
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,167
Okay? He got arrested.
306
00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:58,841
And now you're reacting.
307
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:02,299
No, no, it's not about my dad.
308
00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:06,927
I mean, yes, him getting out
and coming to live with me
309
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:10,350
and now getting arrested
has made it super-duper clear
310
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,980
that every choice I've ever made
in every relationship
311
00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:14,308
is really because I've never dealt--
312
00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:16,150
Oh, my God. Yeah.
313
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:20,685
Yeah, you're right. It's maybe
a little bit about my dad, but--
314
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:24,624
Yeah, yeah, I don't know
if you believe this or not,
315
00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:27,992
but you deserve to be with somebody great.
316
00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:29,243
You really do.
317
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:31,124
But no one great
is gonna put up with any of this.
318
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:33,371
So, whatever you have going on,
319
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:35,883
I hope you figure it out.
320
00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:47,757
♪
321
00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:55,098
[doorknob rattles]
322
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,105
PAIGE:
Where have you been?
323
00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,526
Oh, I'm going to my room.
324
00:14:59,525 --> 00:15:01,605
What's happening? Why are you here?
325
00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,070
He asked me to take him.
326
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,030
Take him where?
327
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,450
NADINE: Ugh.
328
00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:07,818
Did you take my son to jail?
329
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:10,374
Paige.
I thought it was okay with you.
330
00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:12,039
What would make you think that?
331
00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:14,867
All of our happy memories
visiting Leavenworth?
332
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,003
Finn!
333
00:15:17,835 --> 00:15:19,545
Finn, get down here!
334
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:24,931
You went to jail without my permission?
335
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:26,795
Yeah. And I'm glad I did.
336
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:29,756
Hope you enjoyed your Wednesday.
337
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,436
How could you?
338
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:43,938
This is the one thing
I never wanted my child to experience.
339
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:45,954
The one thing!
340
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:48,526
Oh, I know it was hard for you.
341
00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:50,372
Oh, God.
NADINE: I was there, Paige.
342
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:52,998
And it was hard for me, too.
343
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,497
I think that you should go.
344
00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:58,463
Bye, Finn.
345
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:02,422
[door opens, closes]
346
00:16:02,838 --> 00:16:04,718
YOUNG PAIGE:
Can you believe this bitch?
347
00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:06,755
She's trying to tell you
she knows how you feel?
348
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:10,047
But, sorry, her dad wasn't in jail.
349
00:16:10,596 --> 00:16:12,306
Her boyfriend was.
350
00:16:12,306 --> 00:16:14,846
And you can leave a boyfriend
anytime you want.
351
00:16:15,601 --> 00:16:16,851
But a dad?
352
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,060
You're stuck with him forever.
353
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:21,774
Wait, wait. Stop.
354
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,863
You stop. I'm ranting.
355
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:29,493
No, no, I'm just getting something
that I wasn't getting before.
356
00:16:30,574 --> 00:16:32,034
I think that I need to talk to you.
357
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:34,704
I think that there are things
that you need me to say
358
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,543
in order for you to feel safe.
359
00:16:37,748 --> 00:16:39,418
I'm listening.
360
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:40,326
PAIGE:
Oh, man.
361
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:44,958
I'm so sorry for everything
that you've been through.
362
00:16:45,631 --> 00:16:47,511
That your mama left you
363
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,840
and you had to stay
in all those foster homes.
364
00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:53,055
That your dad went to prison.
365
00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:59,021
And I am double, triple sorry
that I have not been there for you
366
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,809
in the way that I should have.
367
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:01,732
Come here.
368
00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:07,530
♪
369
00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:09,488
People are going to leave you.
370
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:11,108
♪
371
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:11,994
But...
372
00:17:13,617 --> 00:17:18,327
I will never ever leave you again.
373
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,501
So you can relax.
374
00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:24,377
Okay?
375
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:28,215
You can go play. Go be a kid.
376
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:30,125
You don't-- You don't have to
take care of me anymore
377
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:33,103
because I'm gonna take care of you.
378
00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:35,465
♪
379
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:36,522
YOUNG PAIGE: [chuckling]
Okay.
380
00:17:36,515 --> 00:17:39,515
♪
381
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:41,520
[Paige laughs]
382
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,610
♪
383
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:45,065
[sighs deeply]
384
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:51,025
♪
385
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,038
[sighs]
386
00:17:57,035 --> 00:18:02,995
♪
387
00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:10,879
♪
388
00:18:10,883 --> 00:18:11,803
FINN:
So what changed?
389
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:14,724
Um, I just decided
I wanted to be the kind of person
390
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:15,890
who got my dad out of jail
391
00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:18,178
more than I wanted to be
the kind of person who didn't.
392
00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:20,231
Hi.
393
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:24,270
We're here to post bail
for Edwin Alexander.
394
00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:26,015
[keyboard keys clack]
395
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:29,110
Says here he was discharged at 4:36 p.m.
396
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,569
Can they just do that?
397
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:33,783
They can if someone who
knows someone makes a call.
398
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,236
Okay, he's out. He's out.
399
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:40,834
So we'll find him. Thank you.
400
00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:43,577
[buzzing]
401
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,053
How about a refill?
402
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:50,626
I'd love one.
403
00:18:52,883 --> 00:18:53,723
[knock on door]
404
00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:56,927
I wanna thank you, man.
405
00:18:56,929 --> 00:18:57,889
MAL:
No need to thank me.
406
00:18:57,888 --> 00:19:01,728
It was a bullshit charge
and I'm just not down with bullshit.
407
00:19:02,893 --> 00:19:03,893
Can I come in for a second?
408
00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:10,318
Uh--
409
00:19:15,072 --> 00:19:17,412
I was hoping you might
let me stay for a couple days.
410
00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:18,657
You know, just till I get--
411
00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:24,541
No. I just didn't wanna be
a burden on Paige, you know.
412
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:29,294
I get it. I'm sorry, but no.
413
00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:31,424
Edwin, I'm your caseworker,
I'm not your friend.
414
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,722
You know, I was thinking
we were almost kinfolk.
415
00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:36,891
MAL:
We were.
416
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:39,469
But not anymore.
417
00:19:40,556 --> 00:19:41,636
You okay, man?
418
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:43,234
[Mal inhales shakily]
419
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:45,354
No.
420
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,520
No, I'm not okay,
421
00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:51,362
because I broke
the number one rule of my job.
422
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,608
I got personally involved with a client,
423
00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:55,070
and my clients
are not the kind of people
424
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,700
that you wanna be personally involved with
425
00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:58,567
because hurt people
426
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:00,826
hurt people.
427
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:03,584
She ended it, didn't she?
428
00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:05,615
Yeah.
429
00:20:06,582 --> 00:20:09,882
She ended it, but not because of me.
430
00:20:10,836 --> 00:20:12,296
You know why she ended it?
431
00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:16,297
Because she can't
take in the love of a good man.
432
00:20:17,301 --> 00:20:19,221
She doesn't recognize it
walking down the street.
433
00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,549
And you know why?
434
00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:22,564
Because she’s never
goddamn seen it before.
435
00:20:22,556 --> 00:20:23,846
And you know why?
436
00:20:23,849 --> 00:20:26,189
Because you abandoned her
when she was three years old.
437
00:20:26,185 --> 00:20:28,555
And then you kept on abandoning her.
438
00:20:28,562 --> 00:20:29,812
And then every time you took her back,
439
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:31,863
you taught her that men
are unreliable,
440
00:20:31,857 --> 00:20:33,687
untrustworthy, and selfish.
441
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:37,532
That they will continue to use her
to feel good about themselves
442
00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:39,069
and hurt her and leave her.
443
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,072
That is what you did.
444
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:41,783
And now she is paying the price.
445
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:44,872
And so am I.
446
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:49,035
I ain't got no excuses, man.
447
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:52,538
Um--
448
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:56,840
I don't have anyone to blame but myself.
449
00:20:57,508 --> 00:20:58,718
I should have known better.
450
00:21:00,594 --> 00:21:02,264
I should leave, man.
451
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:03,142
Yep.
452
00:21:06,225 --> 00:21:07,765
If you wanna stay at the halfway house,
453
00:21:07,768 --> 00:21:10,348
legally I'm required to take you in,
454
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,400
- but it's up to you.
- No, no. It's okay.
455
00:21:16,527 --> 00:21:17,737
Thank you for everything.
456
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:19,742
Yeah.
457
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,702
♪
458
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:36,091
Paige, don't worry. Don't worry. I just--
I won't be here but a minute.
459
00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:39,548
I'm just gonna get a few of my things
and then I'll be out.
460
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:42,393
Come in.
461
00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:47,885
You okay?
462
00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:51,190
Yeah, baby.
463
00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:54,232
No. I'm alright.
464
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:57,400
I was just a little bit worried.
465
00:21:58,986 --> 00:21:59,816
Yeah.
466
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:01,485
Paige, look here.
467
00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:07,204
I know how hard
the last 24 hours have been for you.
468
00:22:08,787 --> 00:22:11,667
And the fact that you
went through all that 'cause of me--
469
00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:15,211
But I promise you,
470
00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:17,419
you won't go through that ever again.
471
00:22:18,255 --> 00:22:20,465
I'll just get my things and Imma move out.
472
00:22:20,883 --> 00:22:22,513
Where are you going?
473
00:22:23,010 --> 00:22:24,850
I-I got a spot. For now.
474
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:27,346
Paige, I--
475
00:22:27,806 --> 00:22:32,636
I never should have let you open up
your home to me in the first place.
476
00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:34,234
I shouldn't have put you in that position.
477
00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:36,190
I wasn't ready.
478
00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:39,280
I hadn't proved to myself
that I could stay out of trouble.
479
00:22:39,276 --> 00:22:40,436
FINN:
You didn't do anything.
480
00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:42,744
Well, wait now. That's-that's not true.
481
00:22:43,655 --> 00:22:47,025
Now I'm sitting in that jail cell
and I'm realizing, right,
482
00:22:47,034 --> 00:22:50,254
that everything I have done
up to this point
483
00:22:50,245 --> 00:22:52,745
- leads me right back to that jail cell.
- Not true.
484
00:22:52,748 --> 00:22:54,578
EDWIN:
No, no, Come on. Now, listen to me.
485
00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:56,383
Your grandpop's got work to do.
486
00:22:57,336 --> 00:22:59,296
Please, but you
don’t have to leave here.
487
00:23:00,923 --> 00:23:03,763
- Does he, Mom?
- It's not up to your mother.
488
00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:05,929
I gotta make my own way, son.
489
00:23:05,928 --> 00:23:07,048
I gotta get a job.
490
00:23:07,054 --> 00:23:08,604
I've gotta find a place to live.
491
00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:10,894
And I gotta make my own money.
492
00:23:11,975 --> 00:23:16,305
If I don't do this,
I will never be able to trust myself.
493
00:23:17,356 --> 00:23:18,436
Come on, man.
[Finn sobbing]
494
00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:23,110
Come on. Come on.
495
00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:26,156
Okay, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna go get my stuff.
496
00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:28,374
[exhales]
497
00:23:28,367 --> 00:23:29,867
I go-- I gotta get my stuff.
498
00:23:29,868 --> 00:23:30,988
Imma go get my stuff.
499
00:23:32,162 --> 00:23:33,252
Mom, he's--
500
00:23:33,247 --> 00:23:34,407
PAIGE:
It's okay. It's okay.
501
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:35,544
He's not going forever.
502
00:23:35,541 --> 00:23:36,581
He's just going for now.
503
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:37,883
No!
504
00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:38,836
[sniffles]
505
00:23:38,836 --> 00:23:41,586
♪ Human by rum.gold playing ♪
506
00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:45,838
♪
507
00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:49,353
♪ You can sin however you'd like, baby ♪
508
00:23:49,346 --> 00:23:51,096
♪
509
00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:52,348
PAIGE [on monitor]:
But the thing is,
510
00:23:52,349 --> 00:23:55,939
nobody is a perfect parent or person.
511
00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:59,476
No one means
to hurt the people that they love.
512
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,821
But life is messy.
513
00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:04,404
And being human is hard.
514
00:24:04,778 --> 00:24:09,578
So I think all we can do
is try to make our mistakes sacred.
515
00:24:10,075 --> 00:24:11,865
Make them mean something.
516
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:17,374
And I think that that might start
with radical honesty.
517
00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:20,881
Even if it doesn't make sense
to anyone else but you.
518
00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:22,500
Hey, what are you doing?
519
00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:24,014
♪
520
00:24:24,006 --> 00:24:27,256
I thought maybe you could
teach me your card game.
521
00:24:27,259 --> 00:24:29,139
I feel like I'm ready to learn.
522
00:24:29,136 --> 00:24:30,216
Maybe later.
523
00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:31,510
♪
524
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:33,933
♪ Human ♪
525
00:24:34,391 --> 00:24:37,441
'Cause in the end,
it's not about what you owe someone else.
526
00:24:39,229 --> 00:24:41,439
It's not even about
what you owe yourself.
527
00:24:41,982 --> 00:24:43,942
♪ I want you to be human ♪
528
00:24:43,942 --> 00:24:46,782
It's about who you want to be.
529
00:24:46,778 --> 00:24:48,068
♪
530
00:24:48,071 --> 00:24:51,161
♪ I want you to be free ♪
531
00:24:51,158 --> 00:24:52,988
♪ And while you're here with me ♪
532
00:24:53,744 --> 00:24:54,754
Need a lift?
533
00:24:54,745 --> 00:24:55,745
♪
534
00:24:55,746 --> 00:24:58,116
♪ Human ♪
535
00:24:58,123 --> 00:25:00,043
♪
536
00:25:00,042 --> 00:25:00,922
What's good, y'all?
537
00:25:00,918 --> 00:25:04,208
♪ I want you to be human ♪
538
00:25:04,755 --> 00:25:06,045
♪ vocalizing ♪
539
00:25:06,048 --> 00:25:10,138
♪ I want you to be human ♪
540
00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:12,099
♪ vocalizing ♪
541
00:25:12,095 --> 00:25:16,225
♪ I want you to be human ♪
542
00:25:16,725 --> 00:25:18,015
♪ vocalizing ♪
543
00:25:18,018 --> 00:25:21,098
♪ I want you to be free ♪
544
00:25:21,104 --> 00:25:24,904
♪ And while you're here with me ♪
545
00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:28,282
♪ Human ♪
546
00:25:29,947 --> 00:25:34,117
♪ I want you to be human ♪
547
00:25:34,117 --> 00:25:36,037
♪ vocalizing ♪
548
00:25:36,036 --> 00:25:40,246
♪ I want you to be human ♪
549
00:25:40,249 --> 00:25:42,079
♪ vocalizing ♪
550
00:25:42,084 --> 00:25:45,054
♪ And there's no guarantees ♪
551
00:25:45,045 --> 00:25:48,545
♪ But while you're here with me ♪
552
00:25:51,927 --> 00:25:54,927
WOMAN:
Woo-hoo! [laughs]
553
00:25:54,977 --> 00:25:59,527
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