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HELEN: Hi, babe.Hey, sweetie, listen.
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I'm sorry,
but I got some bad news.
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The conference is running long.
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[school bell rings]Seriously?
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I was making your favorite
casserole for dinner.
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The kids are going to be bummed.
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I know, I know, and I'm sorry,
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but it's a sales banquet.
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And you know Luther, he thinks
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no one's going to
buy a computer server
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unless you eat a rubber
chicken breast with them.
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[chuckles] It's okay,
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I have a million
linguistics finals to grade.
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But I was really looking
forward to seeing you.
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No, I know, honey,
but it's-it's a big project.
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If I get this commission,
we can get the dishwasher fixed.
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Okay.
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Well, have fun in Cleveland.
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Who doesn't
have fun in Cleveland?
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Look, I got to go.
The banquet's about to start.
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Please don't be mad.
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I'm not mad.
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Try to enjoy
your sales banquet chicken.
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I will. I love you.
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Kisses.More kisses.
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Do you need a hug?
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LUTHER:
Aw, "Kisses.
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Please don't be mad at me"?
Seriously?
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Let's put a hold
on the toxic masculinity.
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We're behind schedule.
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I love my wife.
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Give me a break.
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GIB:
Okay, mission review.
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You go in,
kidnap the weapons dealer,
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and get him out.
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Ambulance arrives
in exactly 22 minutes.
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Any questions?
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HARRY:
If we're unclear
on the mission
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at this point, Gib,
I'm pretty sure we're dead.
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Aw.
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[beeping]
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[electronic trilling]
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HARRY:
We're in place. Initiate.
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GIB:
Luther, buddy, you're up.
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LUTHER:
Man, I love this thing.
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It slices, it dices,
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it cuts
through carbon steel bars,
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and it's still sharp enough
to slice through a tomato.
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Boys and their toys.
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My next op,
I need a smaller gun
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or a bigger suit.
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GIB:
Uh, you're grabbing
one of the biggest
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weapons dealers
in the hemisphere.
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It's not supposed to be easy.
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HARRY:
Easy for you to say, Gib.
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You don't have to carry
a 200-pound bad guy
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halfway across the Caribbean.
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Aw. Field agents
get all the glory
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and all the lower back pain.
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Maybe you'll remember that
the next time
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you make fun of me
for sitting in a van all day.
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Have all you want.
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Your dad's not going to
make it to dinner, so...
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What, he's not?
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Yeah, I thought he was
supposed to be home tonight.
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Uh, I guess he got stuck
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at a sales conference
in Cleveland.
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Poor Dad.
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Seriously, when is he
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not stuck at a sales conference?
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I know it happens a lot,
but you know what your dad says.
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"Computers don't
sell themselves."
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, but he should
still have a life.
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I mean, it's not like
he's saving the world.
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Can't he just tell them no?
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I wish.
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HARRY:
Oh, boy. This is not good.
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Trilby didn't tell us
who's on the guest list.
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It's a who's who
of global bad guys.
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Gib, why didn't
we get a full report
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on what we're walking into?
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This is a nightmare.
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GIB:
Talk to the boss, man.
I just work here.
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What's your approach?HARRY: The catering van
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with the grill at
the backside of the house.
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All right, let's roll.
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["Icky Thump" by
The White Stripes playing]
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♪ Ya-hee, icky thump,
who'd have thunk? ♪
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♪ Sitting drunk
on a wagon to Mexico ♪
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♪ Ah, well, what a chump,
and my head ♪
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♪ Got a bump
when I hit it on the radio ♪
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♪ Redhead señorita
looking dead ♪
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♪ Came and said,
"I need a bed" en español ♪
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Okay, guys, once you
clear the catering area,
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you're gonna want to scale
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the second balcony on your...
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left. On your left.
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Rand's office is on the far east
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end of the home.
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Remember,
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once you get inside,
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any sound over
a normal speaking voice
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will set off the alarm.
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So, when you grab him,
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no yelling, no shooting.
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Harry, keep it quiet.
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[door opens]
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Excuse me?
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What are you
doing in here?
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I was getting bored downstairs.
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Just looking
for some fun.
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♪ Icky thump, with a lump
in my throat ♪
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♪ Grabbed my coat, and I was
freaking, I was ready to go ♪
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♪ And I swear beside the hair,
she had one white eye ♪
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♪ One blank stare,
looking up, lying there ♪
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♪ On the stand near her hand
was a candy cane ♪
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♪ Black rum, sugar cane,
dry ice, something strange ♪
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♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... [thump]
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Harry, what was that?
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I told you, nothing
over a normal speaking voice.
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[whispering]:
It's fine, won't happen again.
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M-Make sure it doesn't.
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We're about one wet fart
away from dead, okay?
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Now, get in your uniforms,
get that stretcher set up,
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and kill the security system.
We got to move.
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Luther, you're gonna
find the keypad
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for the security system
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behind the painting
on the west wall.
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Get that thing decoded
and shut it down.
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[phone dings]Also, Harry,
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Helen just texted
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to remind you
about her work barbecue.
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Respond: "I didn't forget.
I'm all over it."
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Heart emoji.
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Kissy heart emoji.
Send pic three.
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Pic four is way cuter.
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Pic three.
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[phone whooshes]
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What a goofball.
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MAN: Mr. Rand?[knock on door]
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Are you all right?
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Guys, what's going on?
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Psst.
[grunts]
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Harry.
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[grunting]
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[stammers] What's happening?
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Luther?He's having a pillow fight
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with this guy
in front of my face.
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There's nothing I can do.
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HARRY [whispering]:
Maria.
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[muffled grunting]
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Guys, you're peaking out here.
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[whispering]:
It's fine, Harry's
got it under control.
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[muffled grunting]
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[alarm beeping]
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Go, go, go. Get out of there.
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[alarm blares]New plan. Corner of the house,
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the catering van with the grill.
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Go. Go.Get out. Get out.
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HELEN:Dana.Mom.
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Can you knock
next time, please?
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I'm just checking
on your homework.
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I already did it.
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I was just
looking at my snow globes.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Love you.I love you.
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Good night.
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No, no, no, no. Maria,
you've got to drive faster.
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I got three guards
on motorcycles coming in hot.
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It's a catering van.
It can't go faster.
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[gunshots]
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GIB:
Harry, can you take them out?
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HARRY:
I'm trying.
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I got a giant grill full
of T-bones in the way.
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[gunshots]
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Harry, they're gaining on you.
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HARRY:
Yeah, Gib, I see that.
I can't get a shot.
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I got an idea.
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The laser cutter, give it to me.
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[muffled shouting]
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Hey, sweetie.
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Hey. I'm about to go to bed.
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Just playing a video game.
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Okay, nothing too violent,
I hope.
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I know.
No violence.
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GIB:
Oh, shame to waste
all those T-bones.
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All right, everybody,
let's go home.
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Okay, cover story review.
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Where'd you stay?
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Cleveland Ramada,
room 713.
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How'd you get the bruise
on your arm?
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Luther's bag fell out of
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the overhead compartment
on the plane.
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Good, good.
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Your plane was United 238.
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Breakfast was a Denver omelet.
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Here are your presents.
Where'd you get them?
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Airport gift shop
next to the Starbucks
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where I got my muffin.
Receipts are in my wallet.
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I got it, okay?
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Hey, don't get
mad at me.
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I don't need a cover story.
You're the genius
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who decided to get married
and have a family.
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Yeah, well...
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what's the point
of saving the world
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if you're not doing it
for the people you love?
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That's really touching, Harry.
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Maybe if the spy thing
doesn't work out,
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you could write greeting cards.
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I know a guy.
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I'll see you later.
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Good luck.
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Jakey, isn't this your textbook?
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Yeah, I was looking
for that. Thanks.
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Okay. Dana.
No breakfast?
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DANA:
I had a protein bar.
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HELEN:
That's not breakfast.
I made eggs.
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Eggs are cruel, mom.
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I watched this video,
and these chickens were just...
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Hey, everyone.
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Dad's home.DANA: Hey, Dad.
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Hi, welcome home, honey.Hi.
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Uh, I'm sorry I can't stay,
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I've got to bring
the kids to school,
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and I have yoga.
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Okay, no problem,
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but before you go,
I come bearing gifts.
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Jake, Cleveland Browns cap.
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Huh, buddy?Awesome.
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Dana,
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this is a very special
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Cleveland snow globe.
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It's from the James Garfield
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monument gift shop.
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This is so great.
Thank you, Dad.
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I don't have this one yet.
It's awesome.
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He was assassinated,
never got to finish his term.
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And for my lovely wife...
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Another travel book.
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Yeah.Thank you so much.
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You're welcome.There's a shopping list
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on the counter
for the barbecue,
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and love you.
Okay, bye.
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Come on, let's go.
Everybody.
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DANA:
Bye, Dad. Thanks again
for the snow globe.
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JAKE:
Yeah, Dad. See you later.
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[door closes]
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♪
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DANA: It's so sweet of Dad to
bring us presents all the time,
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but this has to be the most
boring object in the universe.
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Weren't you playing with
your snow globes last night?
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Yeah, but I'm into
other stuff, too.
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Sometimes it's like
he doesn't even know me.
257
00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:22,883
Seriously.
258
00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:24,667
It's cool that
he thinks of us.
259
00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:26,277
I don't even wear baseball caps.
260
00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:27,975
Yeah, 'cause
you like to show off
261
00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:29,411
your cute little
haircut we got you.
262
00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:31,456
[chuckles] All right,
have fun at school.
263
00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,110
Learn all the... I love...
264
00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:35,591
I love you both.
265
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,114
[school bell rings]
266
00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:51,694
A hundred places
we'll never see,
267
00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:53,304
a hundred things we'll never do.
268
00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:00,747
["Beat On the Brat"
by Ramones playing]
269
00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:02,313
[tires squeal]
270
00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:07,188
♪ Beat on the brat,
beat on the brat ♪
271
00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:09,277
♪ With a baseball bat,
oh, yeah ♪
272
00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:10,974
HELEN: Whoo!
273
00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:12,846
♪ Oh, yeah, oh-oh
274
00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:18,373
♪ Beat on the brat,
beat on the brat ♪
275
00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:23,291
[tires screech]
276
00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:25,162
[panting]
277
00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:33,649
WOMAN:
That is insane.
278
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,478
How do they
do that with their legs?
279
00:11:36,521 --> 00:11:37,740
It's not that hard,
280
00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:40,438
you just have to
breathe into it.
281
00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:42,440
Okay, is something wrong?
282
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:45,139
No, I'm good. I'm fine.
283
00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:46,357
Tell me.
284
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:47,794
Do you promise
not to say anything?
285
00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:51,275
On the way here, I drove
a hundred miles an hour.
286
00:11:51,319 --> 00:11:52,407
What?Yeah.
287
00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:53,451
Maybe more. I don't know.
288
00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:54,714
Are you insane?Yeah.
289
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:55,845
I don't know,
I think maybe I am.
290
00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:57,194
I think I was just
trying to feel,
291
00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:58,413
like, a little bit
of excitement
292
00:11:58,456 --> 00:11:59,588
because I look
at my life,
293
00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:00,763
and it's the kids,
and class
294
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,112
and a peck on the cheek
from Harry, so...
295
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:03,374
Okay.
296
00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:04,811
This is about Harry.
297
00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:06,116
Hmm, I don't know.
298
00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:08,292
I love Harry.
299
00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,947
He's an amazing husband,
he's a great father...
300
00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:13,689
But you're not satisfied?
301
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:15,778
It wasn't always like this.
302
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,258
In the beginning,
303
00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:19,782
he was very exciting.Mm-hmm.
304
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:22,785
He is still
this amazing, sexy man,
305
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:26,223
but sometimes
he can be a little...
306
00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:28,660
I feel a little bad
saying this: He can be boring.
307
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,882
He's a computer salesman
whose idea of fun and adventure
308
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:34,797
is ordering coffee from Hawaii.
309
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:37,495
Oh. [chuckles]
310
00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:40,368
I want to hold his hand,
311
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:43,458
and I want
to look into his eyes,
312
00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:46,591
and I want to feel...
313
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,550
passion.
314
00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:52,119
All right, listen.
315
00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:53,816
You say he's
gone a lot.
316
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,165
Tell me this.
317
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:58,081
Is he canceling plans a lot,
last minute?
318
00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,519
Take phone calls and texts
in the other room?
319
00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:05,045
When he does that,
it's mostly just for work stuff.
320
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:08,483
Helen, I know you don't
want to hear this,
321
00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:10,267
but you might not be
322
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:12,269
the only one
keeping a secret here.
323
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:30,374
HARRY:
Hey, Tony.
324
00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:31,680
Good morning, Donna.
325
00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:33,682
Hey, how was the
sales conference?
326
00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:35,031
Pretty good, pretty good.
327
00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:37,164
We might make our June
sales numbers after all.
328
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,385
[elevator dings]
329
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:50,046
FEMALE VOICE:
Please identify.
330
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,440
[electronic trilling]
331
00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:01,710
Access granted.
Welcome to Omega Sector.
332
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:04,800
Trilby, you want to tell me
what the hell is going on?
333
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,758
What? You had
a successful mission.
334
00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:08,586
We're questioning Rand
right now...
335
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,284
What arms dealer gets
every major rogue state
336
00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:12,764
and terror group to come
to him for an event like that?
337
00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:16,551
All right. Sit.
338
00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:17,726
And try
to remember
339
00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:19,249
you're talking
to your boss.
340
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:21,295
Take a look at this.
341
00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:22,905
Iraq, last May.
342
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:25,995
This is a military base
on the Turkish border.
343
00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:30,826
It was attacked using
some kind of device.
344
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,744
All the defenses,
the concrete, the steel,
345
00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:38,225
crumbled in seconds.
346
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:43,143
That event last night?
347
00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:45,928
Everyone there was shopping
for one of their very own.
348
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:46,973
Where'd it come from?
349
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:48,104
We don't know.
350
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:49,671
We hoped Rand
would know,
351
00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:52,021
but it looks like he's just
a well-paid middleman.
352
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:53,762
Are those things
still out there?
353
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,372
I wish I could
say no, Harry,
354
00:14:55,415 --> 00:14:57,766
but there's one we
can't account for yet.
355
00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,942
Stay ready.
356
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:02,902
We'll get in touch when
we know our next move.
357
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,947
You do that,
and next time,
358
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,818
tell me what
I'm walking in to.
359
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,001
Jake, where's
the barbecue sauce?
360
00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:16,611
It's behind
the cereal.
361
00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:17,655
What's it doing
behind the cereal?
362
00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:19,831
I like it on my sandwiches.
363
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,616
Buddy, you can't
hoard barbecue sauce.
364
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:22,834
I was looking for this.
365
00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:24,880
DANA:
Okay, Dad,
I don't get this.
366
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,664
Why do we have to
have a barbecue anyway?
367
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:29,145
Because we're a family and
we're supporting your mother.
368
00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:30,668
And if you really want to
go to the beach tomorrow
369
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,888
with Riley,
you'll stop complaining.
370
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:37,023
HELEN:
Don't forget to
talk to Lawrence.
371
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,025
My department chair?
372
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:40,548
Right, yes.We talked about this.
373
00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:41,679
Okay.I got it.
374
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:42,593
You'll be fine.Lawrence, yup.
375
00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:44,247
I'm on it.
376
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,816
LAWRENCE:
You know, they say
the more you flip it,
377
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:49,687
it dries it out.
378
00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:50,819
Is that what they say?Uh-huh.
379
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:52,125
I'll keep that in mind.
380
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,430
So you're the head of
the department, I hear?
381
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:54,562
Yes.
382
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:57,391
Oop, a little
flare-up there.
383
00:15:57,434 --> 00:16:00,611
So, uh, Helen tells me
you work in computers?
384
00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,962
Yes. Sales to mid-sized
insurance companies.
385
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:04,354
We specialize...
386
00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:06,878
Sometimes I wish I was
in something like sales.
387
00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:08,706
Get away from all
the constant pressure...
388
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,970
Harry? Look who's here.
389
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,059
Hey!Uh, hey!
390
00:16:13,102 --> 00:16:14,190
I guess I caught you
in the middle of
391
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:15,496
some kind of party or something?
392
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:16,932
Yeah, just an event
for my work colleagues.
393
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,629
Sorry to drop in on you.
394
00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:21,458
Just got a quick office
update for the big guy.
395
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:22,938
There's cheese, Gib.
Go have some cheese.
396
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:23,939
Mmm.I'm sorry.
397
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,810
Uh, we'll just
be a second.
398
00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:27,856
We'll get you another
refreshment, Lawrence.
399
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,336
Don't mind if I do.
400
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:30,902
All right.
401
00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:34,036
[laughs]
402
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,733
What are you doing here?
403
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:37,039
You wouldn't
answer the phone,
404
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,258
so Trilby
sent me over.
405
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:39,911
Our worst fears
have come true.
406
00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:42,349
That missing weapon
everybody was worried about?
407
00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,568
Well, it turns out Rand
sold one of those weapons
408
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:45,874
before we picked him up.
409
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,571
We head to Paris tomorrow
to intercept it.
410
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,051
Tomorrow?
411
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:51,314
Mmm. Is that gouda?
412
00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:52,620
She has to send us?
413
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,578
We're the only ones
that are authorized.
414
00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:56,667
Plus, we are the best.
415
00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,539
Two missions in four days?
416
00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:00,932
Gib, I have a cover ID
I need to maintain here.
417
00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:04,719
Mm, technically, it's just
part two of one mission,
418
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,982
and it's a good thing your
cover ID isn't barbecue master,
419
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,810
'cause your
grill game's weak, bro.
420
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:10,420
We all good here?
GIB:
Yes.
421
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,161
Yes, yes. Just finishing
up the update,
422
00:17:12,204 --> 00:17:13,597
uh, on the sales
trip tomorrow.
423
00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:15,859
Yeah. [chuckles]
There's a sales trip tomorrow?
424
00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:17,297
Sure is.
Third biggest
425
00:17:17,339 --> 00:17:18,993
insurance carrier
in the region.
426
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,473
The spread is awesome.
427
00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:21,779
Thank you.
428
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:22,780
Can I talk to you
for a second, Harry?
429
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:23,738
Yeah, but the chicken...
430
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:25,392
Leave the chicken.
431
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:32,094
Another work trip?
Really? Tomorrow?
432
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:33,313
I know, honey,
I am so sorry.
433
00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:35,141
It just came up
last minute.
434
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:36,707
Gib just told me...Yes, and Gib,
that's another thing.
435
00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:37,882
He's eating all of
my hors d'oeuvres
436
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:39,754
that I got for my work party.
437
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:41,060
Harry, sometimes
I don't think
438
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,539
that you're focused
on your family anymore.
439
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,150
What are you talking about?
440
00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:46,108
I'm making chicken for your
work barbecue as we speak.
441
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,110
I'm not talking about
chicken, Harry.
442
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,373
I'm talking about us.
443
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:54,073
What's wrong with us?
444
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,640
I didn't want to
have to say this,
445
00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:58,860
but Cherry showed me
a checklist online.
446
00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:00,383
Cherry?Mm-hmm.
447
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:03,212
"Ten Signs Your Husband
is Having an Affair."
448
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:04,431
Oh...Late-night texts,
449
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:06,215
secret phone calls,
emotionally distant,
450
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:08,304
and seven other things
that I don't remember,
451
00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:09,958
but the point is you've checked
452
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,525
every single one
of the boxes, Harry.Helen,
453
00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:13,875
an affair?
How can you even think that?
454
00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:15,790
What other explanation
could there be?
455
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,183
Explanation? I'm working.
456
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:18,880
I showed you the pictures
from Cleveland.
457
00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:20,360
I don't need to see pictures
from Cleveland, Harry.
458
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:21,796
I'm saying that
our marriage is in crisis.
459
00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,189
Helen, I swear to you
460
00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:25,756
that it's not what you think.
461
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,106
Well, what is it?
462
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,759
I was planning something,
463
00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:30,239
and I wanted it
to be a surprise.
464
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:32,372
Oh, I wanted it to be
a surprise.
465
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:34,504
That's why Gib is here.
He was helping me plan.
466
00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:39,335
What, what's he
helping you plan?
467
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:43,513
We're going to Paris tomorrow.
468
00:18:43,557 --> 00:18:45,646
What?
Yes.
469
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,517
Oh, is that why you
got me the travel book?
470
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:49,824
Yes.
471
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:51,304
Surprise.
472
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,044
[laughs]
473
00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:56,222
Huh?
474
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,662
Dude, this is a joke, right?
475
00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,011
You invited your wife
on a mission?
476
00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:04,055
No, I didn't invite her
on a mission,
477
00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:05,970
I invited her on a vacation.
478
00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:07,711
Helen thought
I was having an affair.
479
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:09,148
I had to tell her something.
480
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,367
So you say you got a secret
fantasy football league.
481
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:12,803
You don't
bring your wife...
482
00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:14,762
There's a reason that
they don't even let us
483
00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:16,720
date people without
Omega clearance.
484
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:19,114
They made an exception for you
because Harry's the best,
485
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,682
but you can't just...You think
I wanted this?
486
00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:24,206
Helen said
our marriage was in crisis.
487
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,165
I thought I had this whole
husband thing handled,
488
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,340
and all of a sudden she thinks
489
00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:28,384
I don't love
her anymore?
490
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,299
So get a marriage counselor.
491
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:32,693
Listen, we can have
an agent in place
492
00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:34,782
tomorrow that can convince Helen
that this whole thing
493
00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:37,437
is in her head,
she's going cra...
494
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,482
Whatever. Just cancel
the Paris thing...
495
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,571
I can't. I already invited her.
496
00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:43,356
Fine, I'll talk to her, then.
497
00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:44,835
I told her you were
helping me plan it.
498
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:46,141
You...
499
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,360
Plus, she's mad at you
500
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,491
'cause you ate
all of our cheese.
501
00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:50,493
This is the woman
I love, Gib.
502
00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,234
She's coming. That's it.
503
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:53,235
All right.
504
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:54,932
But for the record,
505
00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:56,586
this is a bad idea.
506
00:19:57,674 --> 00:19:59,415
And also for the record,
507
00:19:59,459 --> 00:20:01,287
a lot of people
were eating cheese.
508
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:02,810
Okay?
509
00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:06,553
♪
510
00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:23,700
Wow, honey,
that's so impressive.
511
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,311
You sound so French.
512
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:27,182
[laughs] I teach
languages, Harry.
513
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,184
It's my thing.
514
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,838
So, how does it feel
to finally
515
00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:32,666
have a stamp
in your passport?
516
00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:35,843
Uh, you know, it's fun.
Something new.
517
00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:42,284
Welcome to the Grand Hotel
Champs-EÉlysées.
518
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:43,894
Help with your bags?
519
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:52,076
I'm sorry, sir.
520
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,730
What language was that?
521
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:55,776
Malagasy, from Madagascar.
522
00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:57,604
[French accent]:
A former French colony.
523
00:20:57,647 --> 00:20:59,780
Malagasy. Now you're
just showing off.
524
00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:01,825
[laughs]
Maybe just a little.
525
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,481
Harry, this place is amazing.
526
00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:08,310
The bathtub is the size
of a swimming pool.
527
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:09,529
This is really sweet.
528
00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:11,226
Thank you.You're welcome.
529
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:14,055
I'll be right back, I got to
go pick up the opera tickets.
530
00:21:14,098 --> 00:21:16,231
You didn't tell me
we were going to the opera.
531
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,842
I know, I'm full of surprises.
532
00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:20,931
Relax, enjoy this.
533
00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:22,106
Take a bath.
534
00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:23,325
I'll be back to
pick you up for dinner.
535
00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:25,545
Okay, love you.Love you.
536
00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:32,682
HARRY:
What's our status?
537
00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:34,162
GIB:
Oh, our status is time is tight
538
00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:36,425
because you couldn't
stay at the Ramada.
539
00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:38,297
Look, a courier's
delivering the weapon
540
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,950
to an office
building downtown.
541
00:21:39,994 --> 00:21:42,039
But he has to meet
the buyer alone, okay?
542
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:43,171
That's our window.
543
00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:44,520
We get in,
we take out the guy,
544
00:21:44,564 --> 00:21:46,914
we snatch the weapon.
We have one hour.
545
00:21:46,957 --> 00:21:48,568
Let's make it
in 45 minutes.
546
00:21:48,611 --> 00:21:50,396
I got to buy flowers
on the way back.
547
00:21:50,439 --> 00:21:53,747
MARIA:
Wearing that to the op?
548
00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:55,531
What? What is wrong
with what I'm wearing?
549
00:21:55,575 --> 00:21:57,490
Nothing. If you're happy...
550
00:21:57,533 --> 00:21:58,969
Well, you can't
just say... Oh.
551
00:21:59,013 --> 00:22:00,841
Uh-huh. You're trying
to mess with my head.
552
00:22:00,884 --> 00:22:02,364
Trying? Looks
like I'm succeeding.
553
00:22:02,408 --> 00:22:03,626
You're not gonna
get in there.
554
00:22:03,670 --> 00:22:05,062
My head is fine,
and so are my clothes.
555
00:22:05,106 --> 00:22:06,890
Thank you.We got to toughen
you up, dude.
556
00:22:06,934 --> 00:22:09,371
["Une femme doit faire"
by Jill Barber plays in French]
557
00:22:17,901 --> 00:22:19,773
[mouthing along with music]
558
00:22:21,252 --> 00:22:24,081
GIB:
Courier approaching.
He has the weapon.
559
00:22:33,961 --> 00:22:36,311
GIB:
Courier is entering
the elevator now.
560
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,879
HARRY:
Copy that. In place.
561
00:22:40,141 --> 00:22:41,708
[elevator stops]
562
00:22:46,452 --> 00:22:47,627
[both grunting]
563
00:22:50,194 --> 00:22:52,371
MARIA:
Carrying courier on
the roof of the elevator.
564
00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:54,460
♪
565
00:22:54,503 --> 00:22:57,767
LUTHER:
Tell the interrogation guys
they can pick him up any time.
566
00:22:58,638 --> 00:23:00,117
[elevator dings]
567
00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:03,207
HARRY:
Weapon secured,
mission accomplished.
568
00:23:03,251 --> 00:23:05,645
GIB:
Nice work.
Go get your flowers, Harry.
569
00:23:05,688 --> 00:23:06,994
CONSIERGE:
Yes, madam, no problem.
570
00:23:07,037 --> 00:23:08,648
At what time
would you like to reserve?
571
00:23:08,691 --> 00:23:13,000
WOMAN:
Okay, so for tonight,
we want 8:30, and then
572
00:23:13,043 --> 00:23:14,349
for tomorrownight...
573
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,395
[continues
indistinctly]
574
00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:19,180
Uh, monsieur? Monsieur?
I can help you here.
575
00:23:19,223 --> 00:23:21,661
Thank you.
576
00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:26,448
Ah. I need a dinner
reservation for 6:00 p.m.,
577
00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:27,623
someplace romantic.
578
00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:29,146
And two tickets
to the opera.
579
00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:30,147
Can you do that?
580
00:23:30,191 --> 00:23:31,235
Of course, of course.
581
00:23:31,279 --> 00:23:32,454
Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.
582
00:23:32,498 --> 00:23:34,761
Ah, I can
recommend Bistro Adeline.
583
00:23:34,804 --> 00:23:37,459
Yeah.Excellent,
très romantique.
584
00:23:37,503 --> 00:23:39,461
And, uh, which opera?
585
00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:42,595
Oh, uh, I don't know.
Any opera.
586
00:23:43,509 --> 00:23:44,814
Of course.
Of course, monsieur...
587
00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:46,816
Tasker, Harry Tasker. Room 515.
588
00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:48,296
Merci, monsieur Tasker.Thank you.
589
00:23:48,339 --> 00:23:49,297
[speaks French]
590
00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:51,647
[woman singing in French]
591
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,652
Thank you. Or merci.Oh.
592
00:23:56,696 --> 00:23:58,393
[laughs]
Cheers.
593
00:23:58,437 --> 00:23:59,873
Cheers.
594
00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:07,054
Helen, I want to apologize.
595
00:24:07,097 --> 00:24:08,490
For everything.
596
00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:09,970
I've been
a terrible husband...
597
00:24:10,013 --> 00:24:12,363
No. No, Harry, you haven't
been a terrible husband.
598
00:24:12,407 --> 00:24:14,975
I-I, you know,
599
00:24:15,018 --> 00:24:17,151
I just miss how...
600
00:24:17,194 --> 00:24:18,457
we used to be.
601
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:21,285
You remember when
we first met?
602
00:24:21,329 --> 00:24:22,852
Of course, every minute.
603
00:24:22,896 --> 00:24:25,376
Well, you remember how
we stayed up all night
604
00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:27,117
at that bar
near Puerta del Sol?
605
00:24:27,161 --> 00:24:29,642
Puerta del Sol.[laughs]
606
00:24:29,685 --> 00:24:30,773
Talking about
607
00:24:30,817 --> 00:24:33,559
dreams and adventures.
608
00:24:33,602 --> 00:24:35,256
It's just...
609
00:24:35,299 --> 00:24:37,084
where did that Harry Tasker go?
610
00:24:37,127 --> 00:24:40,261
He's still here, I'm still
the same Harry Tasker.
611
00:24:40,304 --> 00:24:42,089
I love Madrid,
612
00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:43,612
but I wanted to do
something more stable
613
00:24:43,656 --> 00:24:44,744
for you and the kids.
614
00:24:44,787 --> 00:24:46,441
And you
have to admit,
615
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,312
Telonyx has been
amazing to us.
616
00:24:48,356 --> 00:24:50,489
The 401[k],
the medical flex account...
617
00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:52,795
I married you, Harry,
I didn't marry
618
00:24:52,839 --> 00:24:56,930
America's number three
supplier of computer systems
619
00:24:56,973 --> 00:24:58,322
to the insurance
industry.
620
00:24:58,366 --> 00:25:00,847
Well, number two.[laughs]
621
00:25:00,890 --> 00:25:04,154
The number two. I'm just saying,
622
00:25:04,198 --> 00:25:05,721
maybe...
623
00:25:05,765 --> 00:25:09,072
there's more to
life than just,
624
00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:10,944
[fading]:
you know, car payments
625
00:25:10,987 --> 00:25:12,467
and getting the kids
to school on time
626
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,513
and re-seeding
our lawn, you know?
627
00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:16,645
Don't you ever
628
00:25:16,689 --> 00:25:19,256
want passion?
629
00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:22,216
Or just...
630
00:25:22,259 --> 00:25:23,739
adventure?
631
00:25:24,827 --> 00:25:26,394
Harry?
632
00:25:26,437 --> 00:25:27,700
Am I boring you?
633
00:25:27,743 --> 00:25:29,005
Helen, we need
to get out of here now.
634
00:25:29,049 --> 00:25:30,572
Unbelievable.
635
00:25:30,616 --> 00:25:32,095
The second I talk about
something a little more serious
636
00:25:32,139 --> 00:25:33,793
than an electric bill,
you completely check out.
637
00:25:33,836 --> 00:25:35,229
Helen.What?
638
00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:36,491
There are men here.
They're coming for us.
639
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,580
Oh, okay. Are they single?
640
00:25:38,624 --> 00:25:40,321
Can they talk about
their emotions?
641
00:25:40,364 --> 00:25:41,365
Is this a joke?
642
00:25:41,409 --> 00:25:42,584
Honey, if that's a joke,
643
00:25:42,628 --> 00:25:44,543
it doesn't work.
I have a lot of...
644
00:25:46,283 --> 00:25:47,807
[crowd exclaims]
645
00:25:58,774 --> 00:26:00,559
Harry, what's going on?
646
00:26:16,009 --> 00:26:17,706
[gunshots]
647
00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:19,099
HELEN:
Oh, Harry, no, no, no, no!
648
00:26:19,142 --> 00:26:20,709
[people shouting]
649
00:26:26,846 --> 00:26:28,761
Harry, what is going on?[gunshots]
650
00:26:28,804 --> 00:26:30,676
Where did you learn
to fight like that?
651
00:26:30,719 --> 00:26:33,026
Remember the tae kwon do
class I took with Dana?
652
00:26:33,069 --> 00:26:34,418
You learned all that
653
00:26:34,462 --> 00:26:35,637
from getting a yellow
belt at a strip mall?
654
00:26:35,681 --> 00:26:37,552
How do you know
how to shoot guns?
655
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,032
I don't know, I just
pull the trigger thing.
656
00:26:39,075 --> 00:26:40,642
What about you, when did
you learn to fight like that?
657
00:26:40,686 --> 00:26:42,601
I learned everything
from an exercise video.
658
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:43,863
Why are you punching
in an exercise video?
659
00:26:43,906 --> 00:26:45,778
It relieves stress.[gun clicks]
660
00:26:46,953 --> 00:26:49,172
[man speaks French]
Don't move.
661
00:26:50,347 --> 00:26:51,348
What do we do now?
662
00:26:51,392 --> 00:26:53,046
[speaks French]
663
00:26:53,089 --> 00:26:55,048
We move slowly.
664
00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:06,581
♪
665
00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:10,585
The distress signal from
Harry's watch is still live.
666
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:13,588
I've pulled together
the van, the driver,
667
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:14,937
but trying to get
a fix on his position is...
668
00:27:14,981 --> 00:27:15,938
LUTHER:
Gib, what happened?
669
00:27:15,982 --> 00:27:17,157
You remember Harry's
670
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:18,375
little errand
to get flowers?
671
00:27:18,419 --> 00:27:20,726
Mm-hmm.Well, he got followed.
672
00:27:20,769 --> 00:27:22,510
Guy snuck into the hotel,
673
00:27:22,553 --> 00:27:24,425
disguised himself
as a concierge,
674
00:27:24,468 --> 00:27:26,296
got Harry's plans,
got a whole team in place.
675
00:27:26,340 --> 00:27:27,733
MARIA:
Well, they captured them both,
676
00:27:27,776 --> 00:27:29,038
so they wanted them alive.
677
00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:30,736
Well, that's worse.
678
00:27:31,562 --> 00:27:33,521
I just-I just mean that
if they want Harry to talk,
679
00:27:33,564 --> 00:27:35,392
now they've got his wife,
and that's leverage.
680
00:27:35,436 --> 00:27:37,481
GIB:
Can you guys
please focus?
681
00:27:37,525 --> 00:27:38,744
We've got to save
Harry and Helen.
682
00:27:38,787 --> 00:27:40,484
[machinery whirring outside]
683
00:27:40,528 --> 00:27:42,356
JAKE:
Bunch of street workers
out back.
684
00:27:44,010 --> 00:27:46,055
It's kind of weird.
685
00:27:46,099 --> 00:27:47,970
They just fixed that street.
686
00:27:48,014 --> 00:27:50,103
[phone dings]
687
00:27:51,713 --> 00:27:52,975
All right, listen.
688
00:27:53,019 --> 00:27:54,977
I have to go meet up
with Riley in an hour.
689
00:27:55,021 --> 00:27:56,326
My boyfriend's
going to come over
690
00:27:56,370 --> 00:27:57,327
to help out
with the beer, and then...
691
00:27:57,371 --> 00:27:58,764
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
692
00:27:58,807 --> 00:28:00,722
I didn't know
you had a boyfriend. And beer?
693
00:28:00,766 --> 00:28:01,854
Where do you
have beer?
694
00:28:01,897 --> 00:28:03,072
Behind my snow globes.
695
00:28:03,116 --> 00:28:04,639
All right? At least
the stupid things
696
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,728
are good for something.[knock on door]
697
00:28:10,993 --> 00:28:11,951
Hey, Mrs. Myers.
698
00:28:11,994 --> 00:28:14,344
Hi. I'm just checking in,
699
00:28:14,388 --> 00:28:15,955
thought I'd fix
you two some dinner.
700
00:28:15,998 --> 00:28:17,521
No, we...
701
00:28:17,565 --> 00:28:19,741
We were gonna order pizza,
so we're-we're good.
702
00:28:19,785 --> 00:28:21,264
Don't be silly.
703
00:28:21,308 --> 00:28:23,092
Your father wanted you
to have a home-cooked meal.
704
00:28:23,136 --> 00:28:24,485
I brought lasagna.
705
00:28:24,528 --> 00:28:25,660
[laughs]
706
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:30,752
HARRY:
Helen, please,
don't say anything.
707
00:28:30,796 --> 00:28:32,232
HELEN:Harry, I know that
you're scared,
708
00:28:32,275 --> 00:28:33,929
but I've read
about this, okay?
709
00:28:33,973 --> 00:28:35,278
We have to
engage with them.
710
00:28:35,322 --> 00:28:36,453
We have to
humanize ourselves...
711
00:28:36,497 --> 00:28:37,759
What?
...so I'll
give a name,
712
00:28:37,803 --> 00:28:39,239
find a common interest.
It's very...
713
00:28:39,282 --> 00:28:40,849
Excuse me, sir.
714
00:28:40,893 --> 00:28:42,459
There's been a mistake.
715
00:28:42,503 --> 00:28:45,462
My husband Harry
is a computer salesman,
716
00:28:45,506 --> 00:28:46,986
and my name
is Helen,
717
00:28:47,029 --> 00:28:49,162
and I teach at
a junior college.
718
00:28:49,205 --> 00:28:50,729
What are you doing?A funny thing
about me, I love...
719
00:28:50,772 --> 00:28:51,904
Honey, let me
handle it.
720
00:28:51,947 --> 00:28:53,514
Harry, you're very
good with computers,
721
00:28:53,557 --> 00:28:55,385
and, apparently,
tae kwon do...
722
00:28:55,429 --> 00:28:57,474
Helen. Helen, I'm in sales.
723
00:28:57,518 --> 00:28:59,215
Negotiating is what I do.
724
00:28:59,259 --> 00:29:00,913
Honey, okay, but...[door closes]
725
00:29:00,956 --> 00:29:02,784
Monsieur Tasker.
726
00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:04,264
You know him?
727
00:29:05,265 --> 00:29:08,268
Yeah, he's
the hotel concierge.
728
00:29:08,311 --> 00:29:10,052
Too bad you won't
make the opera.
729
00:29:10,096 --> 00:29:11,227
They were excellent seats.
730
00:29:11,271 --> 00:29:12,446
What do you want?
731
00:29:12,489 --> 00:29:14,013
You know exactly
what I want.
732
00:29:14,056 --> 00:29:16,058
And your friends
at Omega Sector
733
00:29:16,102 --> 00:29:17,320
are going to
give it to me.
734
00:29:17,364 --> 00:29:18,844
What are you talking about?
735
00:29:18,887 --> 00:29:20,323
HELEN:
No!
736
00:29:20,367 --> 00:29:21,629
Harry...[Harry moans]
737
00:29:23,587 --> 00:29:24,632
[grunts]
738
00:29:25,894 --> 00:29:27,026
Where's the weapon?
739
00:29:27,069 --> 00:29:28,636
HARRY:
What weapon?
This is crazy.
740
00:29:28,679 --> 00:29:29,985
I don't know who
you think we are,
741
00:29:30,029 --> 00:29:31,770
but I've never heard
of Omega Sector.
742
00:29:31,813 --> 00:29:33,946
Harry sells computers.
743
00:29:33,989 --> 00:29:35,295
He's not even
a manager.
744
00:29:35,338 --> 00:29:38,080
He makes
$63,000 a year,
745
00:29:38,124 --> 00:29:40,517
he drives
a 2004 Subaru
746
00:29:40,561 --> 00:29:42,084
when we're not
switching out the vans.
747
00:29:42,128 --> 00:29:44,304
He is the
fourth best player
748
00:29:44,347 --> 00:29:45,696
in his
bowling league.
749
00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:47,176
Shut up.
750
00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:48,569
Kill the woman.
She's useless to me.
751
00:29:48,612 --> 00:29:50,484
[guns cock]HARRY:
Wait, wait, wait.
752
00:29:50,527 --> 00:29:52,007
Yes, you're right,
you're right.
753
00:29:52,051 --> 00:29:53,748
I'm an operative
for Omega Sector,
754
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,315
and she's my supervisor.
755
00:29:56,359 --> 00:29:57,621
TERRORIST:
You're saying...
756
00:29:58,666 --> 00:30:00,015
...she is a spy?
757
00:30:00,059 --> 00:30:02,017
Oh, of course she is.
758
00:30:02,061 --> 00:30:03,714
What idiot brings a useless
759
00:30:03,758 --> 00:30:06,413
junior college teacher
on a mission?
760
00:30:06,456 --> 00:30:08,763
[laughs]
761
00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:09,938
[men laughing]
762
00:30:09,982 --> 00:30:11,897
Right? I mean, come on.
763
00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:12,941
I think...
764
00:30:12,985 --> 00:30:15,204
I think you're lying to me,
765
00:30:15,248 --> 00:30:16,945
and maybe
766
00:30:16,989 --> 00:30:18,729
you'll change your story
767
00:30:18,773 --> 00:30:20,731
if-if I take an eye,
768
00:30:20,775 --> 00:30:22,646
if I cut it out.
769
00:30:23,473 --> 00:30:26,520
I want the truth. Now.
770
00:30:26,563 --> 00:30:29,871
Uh, it's true,
what he's saying.
771
00:30:29,915 --> 00:30:31,960
I am...
772
00:30:32,004 --> 00:30:34,528
an Omega supervisor.
773
00:30:34,571 --> 00:30:36,660
And if you cut out
my employee's eye,
774
00:30:36,704 --> 00:30:38,358
there's gonna be
hell to pay, buddy.
775
00:30:38,401 --> 00:30:40,360
You, a supervisor?
776
00:30:40,403 --> 00:30:41,622
I'm sorry that
I'm a woman
777
00:30:41,665 --> 00:30:42,971
and that
surprises you.
778
00:30:43,015 --> 00:30:44,320
What year is it?
779
00:30:44,364 --> 00:30:45,365
HARRY:How do you think
she helped me
780
00:30:45,408 --> 00:30:46,670
fight off
your team
781
00:30:46,714 --> 00:30:48,411
in the bistro?Uh-huh.
782
00:30:48,455 --> 00:30:50,718
Yeah. Mm-hmm.She's trained.
783
00:30:50,761 --> 00:30:53,373
And currently,
I supervise...
784
00:30:53,416 --> 00:30:55,375
all the others.
785
00:30:56,245 --> 00:30:57,377
[groans]
786
00:30:57,420 --> 00:30:59,248
We've got to move.
Take them both.
787
00:30:59,292 --> 00:31:00,902
We'll sort this out at the base.
788
00:31:00,946 --> 00:31:02,861
Get the helicopter ready.
789
00:31:02,904 --> 00:31:06,386
[door opens, closes]
790
00:31:06,429 --> 00:31:07,648
Harry, I think
it's time you tell
791
00:31:07,691 --> 00:31:09,084
this useless
junior college teacher
792
00:31:09,128 --> 00:31:10,259
what the hell is going on.
793
00:31:10,303 --> 00:31:11,782
These people
obviously have us
794
00:31:11,826 --> 00:31:13,132
mixed up with
someone else,
795
00:31:13,175 --> 00:31:14,568
and you're playing
along with them?
796
00:31:15,743 --> 00:31:17,571
Are you trying
to get us killed?
797
00:31:18,528 --> 00:31:19,616
Please don't be mad.
798
00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:21,096
Well, it's too
late, Harry.
799
00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:22,097
I'm mad.
800
00:31:22,141 --> 00:31:23,446
I'm a spy.
801
00:31:23,490 --> 00:31:25,666
I work for an organization
called Omega Sector.
802
00:31:25,709 --> 00:31:27,146
That is insane.
You were just
803
00:31:27,189 --> 00:31:28,451
in a sales conference
in Cleveland.
804
00:31:28,495 --> 00:31:29,670
Helen, I was in the Caribbean,
805
00:31:29,713 --> 00:31:31,280
capturing a black market
arms dealer.
806
00:31:31,324 --> 00:31:32,847
We intercepted a weapon
earlier today.
807
00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:35,763
Toda... You... When you were
getting opera tickets?
808
00:31:35,806 --> 00:31:36,807
Eh...
809
00:31:36,851 --> 00:31:38,722
So...
810
00:31:40,028 --> 00:31:41,203
You don't...
811
00:31:41,247 --> 00:31:42,944
you don't sell computers?
812
00:31:42,988 --> 00:31:45,164
No, I do. That's true.
I do sell computers.
813
00:31:45,207 --> 00:31:49,255
But, uh, Telonyx is a front
for a spy organization.
814
00:31:51,474 --> 00:31:53,433
For how long is...
815
00:31:54,956 --> 00:31:56,088
I got recruited in '98.
816
00:31:56,131 --> 00:31:57,567
In 1998?
817
00:31:57,611 --> 00:32:00,048
Harry, you looked
me in the eye.
818
00:32:00,092 --> 00:32:01,528
You told me you weren't lying.
819
00:32:01,571 --> 00:32:03,138
I wasn't lying.Yes, you were.
820
00:32:03,182 --> 00:32:05,184
No, I wasn't.
I did not have an affair.
821
00:32:05,227 --> 00:32:06,228
I didn't have an affair.
822
00:32:06,272 --> 00:32:07,751
But you've just been lying about
823
00:32:07,795 --> 00:32:09,188
everything since we met.
824
00:32:09,231 --> 00:32:11,755
Harry, you put the
children in danger.
825
00:32:11,799 --> 00:32:12,756
No, the kids are fine.
826
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,280
Omega Sector
kept them safe.
827
00:32:14,323 --> 00:32:15,585
Mrs. Myers,
from next door,
828
00:32:15,629 --> 00:32:17,631
she's a trained
countersurveillance officer.
829
00:32:17,674 --> 00:32:20,068
The cat lady from next door?
830
00:32:20,112 --> 00:32:22,157
She's a trained assassin.
831
00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:29,991
Mm.
832
00:32:30,035 --> 00:32:31,862
This is Socks Two.
833
00:32:33,908 --> 00:32:35,910
His mommy was Socks One.
834
00:32:36,998 --> 00:32:38,173
I'm not sure who his daddy was.
835
00:32:38,217 --> 00:32:40,349
It's complicated.Mm.
836
00:32:40,393 --> 00:32:44,397
[gasps] This, this is Domino.
837
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,574
Because her spots
look like dominos.
838
00:32:47,617 --> 00:32:49,706
Well, as much as I would
love to see more,
839
00:32:49,750 --> 00:32:51,186
I have homework
that I have to do.
840
00:32:51,230 --> 00:32:53,188
But I bet that Jake
would love to see
841
00:32:53,232 --> 00:32:54,363
more pics of
the cats in sweaters.
842
00:32:54,407 --> 00:32:56,104
Actually,
I should, um,
843
00:32:56,148 --> 00:32:57,584
probably hit
the books, too.
844
00:32:57,627 --> 00:32:59,760
So, um, maybe
a little later?
845
00:32:59,803 --> 00:33:01,849
Any time, dear.
846
00:33:01,892 --> 00:33:03,024
DANA:
Thanks for dinner.
847
00:33:03,068 --> 00:33:04,721
Enjoy your studying.
848
00:33:05,722 --> 00:33:07,289
All right.
849
00:33:16,777 --> 00:33:19,301
Security team,
this is team leader.
850
00:33:19,345 --> 00:33:22,087
MEYERS:
Fox cub one, fox cub two secure.
851
00:33:22,130 --> 00:33:23,827
Copy, team leader.
852
00:33:28,615 --> 00:33:30,312
[helicopter blades whirring]
853
00:33:30,356 --> 00:33:32,793
Looks like they're in there.
854
00:33:38,364 --> 00:33:39,408
What do we got?
855
00:33:39,452 --> 00:33:40,801
Two guards posted outside.
856
00:33:40,844 --> 00:33:42,281
Sounds like there's
a chopper out back.
857
00:33:42,324 --> 00:33:44,022
Probably preparing
to move them.
858
00:33:44,065 --> 00:33:45,458
This is for you.
Hey.
859
00:33:45,501 --> 00:33:47,199
Oh, I'll be
in the van.
860
00:33:47,242 --> 00:33:48,200
LUTHER:
Gib,
861
00:33:48,243 --> 00:33:49,201
Harry's in trouble.
862
00:33:49,244 --> 00:33:51,333
Let's go.
863
00:33:54,423 --> 00:33:56,077
Harry, if we live
through this,
864
00:33:56,121 --> 00:33:57,557
you're sleeping
on the couch.
865
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,254
Yeah, yeah, I figured.
866
00:34:02,301 --> 00:34:03,563
The guy on the left,
867
00:34:03,606 --> 00:34:04,303
there's something
wrong with his knee.
868
00:34:04,346 --> 00:34:05,565
How do you know?
869
00:34:05,608 --> 00:34:06,870
Because they're from
northern Spain,
870
00:34:06,914 --> 00:34:10,264
and your useless wife
speaks Basque.
871
00:34:26,150 --> 00:34:27,282
[man groans]
872
00:34:27,326 --> 00:34:28,630
Nice job.
873
00:34:28,675 --> 00:34:30,242
Is that from
your exercise video?
874
00:34:30,284 --> 00:34:32,853
That's from yoga class.
What's next?
875
00:34:33,723 --> 00:34:34,985
Come here.
876
00:34:35,029 --> 00:34:36,335
Okay.
877
00:34:36,378 --> 00:34:38,337
Our best bet is to
steal that helicopter.
878
00:34:38,380 --> 00:34:40,469
You can fly a helicopter?
879
00:34:40,513 --> 00:34:42,775
Harry, what about that
time when we were in Maui,
880
00:34:42,819 --> 00:34:44,255
and I wanted to go
on the volcano tour,
881
00:34:44,299 --> 00:34:45,866
and you said it
made you airsick?
882
00:34:45,909 --> 00:34:47,998
Uh, honey, please,
can this wait?
883
00:34:48,042 --> 00:34:50,304
Fine, but this can't.
884
00:34:52,655 --> 00:34:54,222
[sighs]
885
00:34:54,266 --> 00:34:55,745
Okay.
886
00:34:55,789 --> 00:34:57,269
Okay.
887
00:35:03,579 --> 00:35:05,190
Ah, so I get to ruin
my favorite dress
888
00:35:05,233 --> 00:35:07,105
to tie up a terrorist.
889
00:35:07,148 --> 00:35:08,497
HARRY:
I'll have Omega get you
a new one, all right?
890
00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:10,238
Just make sure he's secure.
891
00:35:12,327 --> 00:35:13,807
All right, take this.
We got to shoot our way
892
00:35:13,850 --> 00:35:15,156
to the helicopter.What? No.
893
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,592
It'll be fine.
I'll talk you through it.
894
00:35:16,636 --> 00:35:18,159
Harry, that's
the worst idea ever.
895
00:35:18,203 --> 00:35:19,421
There's like eight
guys out there.
896
00:35:19,465 --> 00:35:20,466
Helen, we have one chance.
897
00:35:20,509 --> 00:35:21,771
I'm trying to save our lives.
898
00:35:21,815 --> 00:35:24,383
You're not doing
a very good job, Harry.
899
00:35:25,384 --> 00:35:27,212
Just take the guard's uniform
900
00:35:27,255 --> 00:35:28,778
and walk me outside.
901
00:35:28,822 --> 00:35:30,040
They're expecting two prisoners.
902
00:35:30,084 --> 00:35:31,303
So get on the radio
and tell them
903
00:35:31,346 --> 00:35:32,391
that you're
bringing me out first.
904
00:35:32,434 --> 00:35:33,740
I don't know how
to speak Basque.
905
00:35:33,783 --> 00:35:36,656
It'll be fine.
I'll talk you through it.
906
00:35:51,671 --> 00:35:54,108
HELEN:
So explain to me where
you were when you were
907
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,718
fly fishing last month?Helen, please.
908
00:36:01,333 --> 00:36:02,334
Can we do this later?
909
00:36:02,377 --> 00:36:03,726
I just wanted to know
910
00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:05,293
where you were when you
missed our anniversary.
911
00:36:05,337 --> 00:36:06,903
I was in Argentina,
saving the president.
912
00:36:06,947 --> 00:36:08,209
Hmm, of course you were.
913
00:36:09,906 --> 00:36:11,517
HARRY:
Now.
914
00:36:18,785 --> 00:36:20,482
[men shouting]
915
00:36:21,570 --> 00:36:23,181
Hey!
916
00:36:27,881 --> 00:36:30,188
We have to take off. Hold on.
917
00:36:33,408 --> 00:36:35,280
Ah!
918
00:36:41,286 --> 00:36:42,548
HARRY:
Helen!
919
00:36:43,853 --> 00:36:45,551
HELEN:
Harry!
920
00:36:48,075 --> 00:36:50,208
Helen, I can't control it.
You got to get him off.
921
00:36:50,251 --> 00:36:51,731
I'm trying!
922
00:36:56,736 --> 00:36:58,128
[shouts]
923
00:36:59,129 --> 00:37:00,392
[shouts]
924
00:37:00,435 --> 00:37:02,655
Helen!Harry, get us down!
925
00:37:02,698 --> 00:37:04,744
[gunshots]HARRY:
I can't land.
926
00:37:04,787 --> 00:37:06,485
There's too much gunfire.
927
00:37:06,528 --> 00:37:07,616
Harry!
928
00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:09,270
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Autopilot engaged.
929
00:37:11,359 --> 00:37:12,926
HARRY:
Give me your hand!
930
00:37:12,969 --> 00:37:15,755
[gunshots]
931
00:37:15,798 --> 00:37:18,410
Come on, baby.
Give me your hand.
932
00:37:24,067 --> 00:37:25,504
[panting]
933
00:37:36,732 --> 00:37:38,343
You okay?
934
00:37:41,607 --> 00:37:43,783
That's one way to see Paris.
935
00:37:46,742 --> 00:37:48,309
[Helen chuckles]
936
00:37:54,837 --> 00:37:56,230
How was the sales trip?
937
00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:57,536
Oh, you know me.
Killed it.
938
00:37:57,579 --> 00:37:59,755
Helen's helping me
hang up my sales award.
939
00:38:00,539 --> 00:38:01,670
Harry, I don't
understand
940
00:38:01,714 --> 00:38:03,281
why we can't just
go home already.
941
00:38:03,324 --> 00:38:04,804
I know it's a pain, but
we have to get debriefed.
942
00:38:05,979 --> 00:38:06,936
Debriefed, yes.
943
00:38:06,980 --> 00:38:08,764
Oh, yes.
Of course.
944
00:38:08,808 --> 00:38:10,157
Good morning.
945
00:38:11,201 --> 00:38:13,682
All of the people
who work here
946
00:38:13,726 --> 00:38:14,988
are part of this...
947
00:38:15,031 --> 00:38:17,469
No, no. Some...
Most sell computers.
948
00:38:17,512 --> 00:38:20,298
Just... some of us
have a side job.
949
00:38:22,387 --> 00:38:24,258
Helen, I know
this is a lot to absorb,
950
00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:25,955
but I just want to tell you,
951
00:38:25,999 --> 00:38:28,262
you were amazing in Paris.
952
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,438
You saved our lives.HELEN: Oh.
953
00:38:30,482 --> 00:38:32,179
And with this
coming out, finally,
954
00:38:32,222 --> 00:38:34,181
this could be
really good for us.
955
00:38:34,224 --> 00:38:35,661
I've wanted to be
honest with you
956
00:38:35,704 --> 00:38:37,402
for so many years.
957
00:38:37,445 --> 00:38:40,143
Yes, but you
weren't, Harry.
958
00:38:40,187 --> 00:38:41,884
Uh, get-get right in the middle.
959
00:38:41,928 --> 00:38:43,843
What?
960
00:38:43,886 --> 00:38:45,410
I've been married to
somebody that I don't know.
961
00:38:45,453 --> 00:38:47,237
I spent 17 years of my life
962
00:38:47,281 --> 00:38:49,370
married to someone who said
that skiing was too dangerous,
963
00:38:49,414 --> 00:38:52,286
and that foreign foods
gave him an upset stomach.
964
00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,070
Well, technically,
some foreign foods do
965
00:38:54,114 --> 00:38:56,508
upset my stomach.
966
00:39:00,512 --> 00:39:02,252
Well...
967
00:39:02,296 --> 00:39:03,863
this was a disaster.
968
00:39:03,906 --> 00:39:06,256
HARRY:Yeah, yeah,
it wasn't ideal.
969
00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:09,390
But the mission was
technically a success.
970
00:39:09,434 --> 00:39:11,436
We'll discuss
the mission later.
971
00:39:11,479 --> 00:39:13,438
Right now, we have a lot to do.
972
00:39:13,481 --> 00:39:15,962
Why did she say "we,"
973
00:39:16,005 --> 00:39:17,267
and then look at me?
974
00:39:17,311 --> 00:39:19,357
I don't think there's a "we,"
975
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:20,836
'cause I'm not part of this.
976
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,403
That's not how it works.
977
00:39:22,447 --> 00:39:23,796
Once you know about Omega,
978
00:39:23,839 --> 00:39:26,059
once you've been a part
of an operation like this,
979
00:39:26,102 --> 00:39:28,017
you're a target.
980
00:39:28,061 --> 00:39:30,498
And you're part of it, whether
any of us like it or not,
981
00:39:30,542 --> 00:39:33,414
for your safety
and ours.
982
00:39:33,458 --> 00:39:35,764
Yes, uh, but I'm a teacher.
983
00:39:35,808 --> 00:39:37,505
I'm not a spy.
984
00:39:37,549 --> 00:39:39,333
You'll still
be a teacher.
985
00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:42,858
We got you a tenured
position at Shoreton.
986
00:39:46,601 --> 00:39:49,735
That is quite interesting.
Tenure?
987
00:39:49,778 --> 00:39:52,607
At Shoreton? Is she serious?
Are you serious?
988
00:39:52,651 --> 00:39:54,174
Yes.
989
00:39:54,217 --> 00:39:56,785
You'll need something
with a more flexible
990
00:39:56,829 --> 00:39:58,831
teaching schedule
during your training.
991
00:40:00,310 --> 00:40:01,921
HARRY:
It's exciting, right?
992
00:40:01,964 --> 00:40:03,488
Going back to
a university.Hang on a sec, Harry.
993
00:40:03,531 --> 00:40:05,664
My training? What's my training?
994
00:40:05,707 --> 00:40:07,317
The basics.
995
00:40:07,361 --> 00:40:09,711
Countersurveillance,weapons,
996
00:40:09,755 --> 00:40:11,670
self-defense,
evasive driving,
997
00:40:11,713 --> 00:40:14,542
threat detection,
data security.
998
00:40:15,543 --> 00:40:18,764
Harry, did you know this
was going to happen?
999
00:40:19,852 --> 00:40:21,157
I guess that's
a "yes," then.
1000
00:40:21,201 --> 00:40:22,463
Honey,
1001
00:40:22,507 --> 00:40:25,379
it's for your protection,
and our family's.
1002
00:40:26,902 --> 00:40:29,209
Looks like the two of you
have plenty to talk about.
1003
00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:31,951
Welcome aboard, Helen.
1004
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,520
[doors whoosh open]
1005
00:40:45,660 --> 00:40:47,836
Okay.
1006
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,882
Here we are.
1007
00:40:49,925 --> 00:40:51,579
Home sweet home.
1008
00:40:52,798 --> 00:40:54,060
Uh, guys,
1009
00:40:54,103 --> 00:40:56,105
I don't want
to overstep,
1010
00:40:56,149 --> 00:40:58,281
but I'm picking up some tension.
1011
00:40:58,325 --> 00:41:00,283
So, security-wise,
it may be best
1012
00:41:00,327 --> 00:41:02,372
if you guys
acted normal.
1013
00:41:02,416 --> 00:41:04,636
All right? All right.
1014
00:41:08,553 --> 00:41:11,643
DANA:
Jake, doesn't this
seem a little weird?
1015
00:41:11,686 --> 00:41:14,080
JAKE:What's so weird?
They're home.
1016
00:41:14,123 --> 00:41:16,169
Okay, tell me this:
1017
00:41:16,212 --> 00:41:18,867
Do they look like they just
got back from vacation?
1018
00:41:18,911 --> 00:41:21,174
No, not really.
1019
00:41:21,217 --> 00:41:23,524
I wonder
what's going on.
1020
00:41:23,568 --> 00:41:26,527
And how, exactly, are we
supposed to act normal?
1021
00:41:26,571 --> 00:41:28,311
After we were
kidnapped,
1022
00:41:28,355 --> 00:41:30,052
almost died in
a helicopter crash,
1023
00:41:30,096 --> 00:41:32,881
and your spy plane lost
the rest of my luggage.
1024
00:41:32,925 --> 00:41:34,230
Look, I know it's a lot,
1025
00:41:34,274 --> 00:41:36,189
but please,
just do it for the kids.
1026
00:41:36,232 --> 00:41:37,495
They need you.
1027
00:41:38,278 --> 00:41:39,845
I need you.
1028
00:41:42,543 --> 00:41:43,849
We're a team, right?
1029
00:41:50,812 --> 00:41:52,118
Hey!
1030
00:41:52,161 --> 00:41:53,162
Hey, we're home!Hey!
1031
00:41:53,206 --> 00:41:55,991
[overlapping greetings]
1032
00:41:56,035 --> 00:41:57,558
We did.
1033
00:41:57,602 --> 00:42:00,300
Yes, you wouldn't believe it.Oh, come here.
1034
00:42:00,343 --> 00:42:02,345
[indistinct chatter]
1035
00:42:20,842 --> 00:42:23,323
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