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HELEN: Hi, babe.Hey, sweetie, listen.
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I'm sorry,
but I got some bad news.
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The conference is running long.
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[school bell rings]Seriously?
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I was making your favorite
casserole for dinner.
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The kids are going to be bummed.
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I know, I know, and I'm sorry,
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but it's a sales banquet.
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And you know Luther, he thinks
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no one's going to
buy a computer server
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unless you eat a rubber
chicken breast with them.
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[chuckles] It's okay,
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I have a million
linguistics finals to grade.
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But I was really looking
forward to seeing you.
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No, I know, honey,
but it's-it's a big project.
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If I get this commission,
we can get the dishwasher fixed.
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Okay.
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Well, have fun in Cleveland.
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Who doesn't
have fun in Cleveland?
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Look, I got to go.
The banquet's about to start.
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Please don't be mad.
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I'm not mad.
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Try to enjoy
your sales banquet chicken.
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I will. I love you.
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Kisses.More kisses.
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Do you need a hug?
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LUTHER:
Aw, "Kisses.
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Please don't be mad at me"?
Seriously?
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Let's put a hold
on the toxic masculinity.
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We're behind schedule.
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I love my wife.
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Give me a break.
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GIB:
Okay, mission review.
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You go in,
kidnap the weapons dealer,
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and get him out.
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Ambulance arrives
in exactly 22 minutes.
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Any questions?
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HARRY:
If we're unclear
on the mission
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at this point, Gib,
I'm pretty sure we're dead.
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Aw.
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[beeping]
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[electronic trilling]
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HARRY:
We're in place. Initiate.
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GIB:
Luther, buddy, you're up.
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LUTHER:
Man, I love this thing.
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It slices, it dices,
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it cuts
through carbon steel bars,
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and it's still sharp enough
to slice through a tomato.
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Boys and their toys.
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My next op,
I need a smaller gun
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or a bigger suit.
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GIB:
Uh, you're grabbing
one of the biggest
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weapons dealers
in the hemisphere.
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It's not supposed to be easy.
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HARRY:
Easy for you to say, Gib.
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You don't have to carry
a 200-pound bad guy
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halfway across the Caribbean.
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Aw. Field agents
get all the glory
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and all the lower back pain.
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Maybe you'll remember that
the next time
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you make fun of me
for sitting in a van all day.
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Have all you want.
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Your dad's not going to
make it to dinner, so...
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What, he's not?
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Yeah, I thought he was
supposed to be home tonight.
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Uh, I guess he got stuck
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at a sales conference
in Cleveland.
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Poor Dad.
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Seriously, when is he
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not stuck at a sales conference?
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I know it happens a lot,
but you know what your dad says.
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"Computers don't
sell themselves."
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, but he should
still have a life.
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I mean, it's not like
he's saving the world.
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Can't he just tell them no?
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I wish.
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HARRY:
Oh, boy. This is not good.
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Trilby didn't tell us
who's on the guest list.
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It's a who's who
of global bad guys.
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Gib, why didn't
we get a full report
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on what we're walking into?
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This is a nightmare.
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GIB:
Talk to the boss, man.
I just work here.
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What's your approach?HARRY: The catering van
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with the grill at
the backside of the house.
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All right, let's roll.
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["Icky Thump" by
The White Stripes playing]
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♪ Ya-hee, icky thump,
who'd have thunk? ♪
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♪ Sitting drunk
on a wagon to Mexico ♪
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♪ Ah, well, what a chump,
and my head ♪
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♪ Got a bump
when I hit it on the radio ♪
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♪ Redhead señorita
looking dead ♪
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♪ Came and said,
"I need a bed" en español ♪
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Okay, guys, once you
clear the catering area,
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you're gonna want to scale
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the second balcony on your...
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left. On your left.
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Rand's office is on the far east
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end of the home.
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Remember,
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once you get inside,
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any sound over
a normal speaking voice
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will set off the alarm.
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So, when you grab him,
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no yelling, no shooting.
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Harry, keep it quiet.
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[door opens]
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Excuse me?
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What are you
doing in here?
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I was getting bored downstairs.
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Just looking
for some fun.
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♪ Icky thump, with a lump
in my throat ♪
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♪ Grabbed my coat, and I was
freaking, I was ready to go ♪
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♪ And I swear beside the hair,
she had one white eye ♪
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♪ One blank stare,
looking up, lying there ♪
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♪ On the stand near her hand
was a candy cane ♪
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♪ Black rum, sugar cane,
dry ice, something strange ♪
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♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la... [thump]
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Harry, what was that?
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I told you, nothing
over a normal speaking voice.
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[whispering]:
It's fine, won't happen again.
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M-Make sure it doesn't.
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We're about one wet fart
away from dead, okay?
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Now, get in your uniforms,
get that stretcher set up,
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and kill the security system.
We got to move.
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Luther, you're gonna
find the keypad
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for the security system
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behind the painting
on the west wall.
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Get that thing decoded
and shut it down.
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[phone dings]Also, Harry,
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