Original subtitles

So it's going well with you two, you and Alex?

I'm gonna tell him.

I've got another client now.

I can't let him down.

What the fuck is going on?

Hannah's a prostitute, a whore.

Did you fucking know that?

Whatever you think she is, that's not her.

You're in love with her.

( drum theme playing )

You get knocked down you get back in the ring.

I'm not upset about Alex.

I'm just not.

Work.

That's all I need.

( upbeat horn theme playing )

( clears throat )

Oh, the prodigal daughter has returned.

What do you want? A job.

And you think you can just waltz back in, hm?

I'm not a life support machine.

I need a job, Stephanie, not oxygen.

Well, if you want something you have to be sweet.

Didn't anyone ever tell you that?

Thanks.

I heard you've been off the circuit.

You were misinformed.

You fell for someone.

What?

I thought nothing could shock me.

Hope he was worth it.

Can't have been loaded

or you wouldn't be here.

You're a real romantic aren't you?

Belle! I thought you said you'd never work for St--

There's a party tonight.

Diplomats, in the country.

They always come to me.

They want high class girls.

It's all very hush-hush.

Okay, count me in.

BAMBI: Can I go too?

Did you not hear the words high class?

Oh, come on.

Oh, let her come, I'll take care of her.

Oh, bugger it, take her.

Money's money.

Thanks.

Do you know what love is, Belle?

A marketing ploy.

Remember that.

( upbeat theme playing )

BAMBI: So what's happening with you and Alex?

HANNAH: Oh, nothing, it's all past tense.

Oh, sorry.

( gasps )

Bloody hell, Belle, look at that.

You might meet someone tonight.

Well, that's a pretty safe bet isn't it?

( Bambi giggles )

( car door closes )

( harpsichord music playing )

Ladies.

This is amazing.

Quick, take my picture.

All right.

( giggles )

Very good. Let me see.

That's good. No problem.

MAN: Gentleman, if-- If you could all, um--

Come together please.

Could we all gather together, please.

People keep telling me that life is not a fairy tale.

I aim to prove them wrong.

Welcome.

( both giggle ) This evening we are all

in one such fairy tale.

Some cards will be handed out to you.

They will tell you which character you are tonight.

The aim is to find

your perfect partner--

Or partners.

--to create-- HANNAH: Sex parties.

They're pretty straight forward.

You replace a bowl of crisps with a bowl of condoms.

Find your target.

Preferably the most attractive man in the room.

Small talk, cash, cab home, done.

But this...

( laughing )

This is a bit different.

( upbeat theme playing )

Thank you.

It's not like you to drink so much.

Well, I don't really feel like me tonight.

So what happens next?

This is the delicate bit.

The transition from small talk to like full on fucking.

Shall I just wait then?

No, you just approach whoever you like the look of.

Okay.

So who are you supposed to be?

Rapunzel.

( laughing )

Obviously.

I need to find a man who can climb walls

and my hair...

So glad I'm not Snow White.

Fucked if I'm doing it with seven dwarfs.

MAN ( eastern European accent ): The name is Bond.

James Bond.

PINOCCHIO: Yuri.

You were supposed to come as a character

from a bloody fairytale.

BAMBI: James?

Didn't he like Pussy Galore?

Ooh. Come with me 007.

I'm going to tell you all my secrets.

Didn't Pinocchio

turn into a donkey?

Yes.

Donkey.

Quite.

( imitating donkey )

So.

How about it?

( giggles ) Yes.

Maybe later.

Huh.

( door shuts )

You're my first Russian. Not Russian.

( speaking Slavic language )

( giggles )

Bond, James Bond. ( giggles )

Wow.

For the Little Red Riding Hood, if you have to shoot a wolf.

Careful, careful.

Shit, is it real?

Of course.

So if the big bad wolf

comes with the big bad teeth...

Boom.

( giggles )

( sexy funk theme playing )

Uh, uh, uh.

Let me just put this over here.

( moaning and groaning )

You've lost your Cinderella.

Did you manage to grab her shoe before she left?

Shit.

I knew there was something.

( giggles )

MAN: Do you like it?

Watching?

Sometimes. You?

I'd like watching with you, yeah.

Let's spend the night together.

The whole night?

There's so many women here.

Not interested.

I just want you. Well.

( laughing )

Why?

Give me one good reason why not?

Rapunzel.

Rapunzel.

Let down your hair.

Come and be in my story.

( moaning )

Imagine how hard the prince wanted to fuck Rapunzel,

after he'd waited so long for her.

Talk to me.

Tell me what you like.

I want you to do what I say.

Okay.

Will you be a good girl? Yes.

Promise? Promise.

Close your eyes.

( romantic theme playing )

Is that nice? Yes.

What are you doing?

Shh.

It's okay, close your eyes.

Close your eyes.

You're tied up.

In the tower.

And I'm gonna rescue you.

I don't...

I don't want to be tied up.

Shh.

Don't spoil it.

It's only a fantasy.

Don't make it real.

I really don't want to be tied. Shut up.

I've waited a long time to do this.

Fuck a real life whore.

Untie me now.

No.

I've paid for you. I'll do what I want.

( lock clicking )

This isn't funny. Unlock it or I'll scream.

You said we'd spend the night together.

And we will.

( ominous theme playing )

Whether you scream or not.

( Hannah screaming )

What was that?

It's, uh, nothing.

No, no, it sounded like Belle.

( dramatic theme playing )

Bambi, it's a sex party.

People make noises.

BAMBI: Not like that they don't.

Give me a break.

Belle?

Belle?

Belle?

( man speaking indistinctly ) Sorry.

Belle.

Belle?

( knocking )

Belle?

Belle?

( muffled screaming )

This room's busy.

Belle, are you in there? ( muffled screams )

Belle!

Give me the gun. Help me.

( cocks gun )

( gunshot )

Belle. Belle.

You sick bastard.

Untie her now.

Piss off, this is none of your business.

Untie her or I'll shoot.

I don't like bullies.

Now, you say you're sorry.

Say you're sorry.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

Come on, Belle, we're leaving.

( dramatic theme playing )

What the hell is going on?

I caught that Rapunzel slag

trying to nick cards out of my wallet.

And her mate's a fucking psycho.

And she has my gun.

Stop those girls.

Would someone stop them?

BAMBI: Shit, Belle, he's got a gun!

( rock theme playing )

We're like Thelma and fucking Louise.

Stop!

Quick, quick.

Ow.

( panting )

Are you all right?

We could have died back there.

Yeah, well, comes with the job.

No, no, it shouldn't.

Oh, phone.

Quick, let's call someone to get us out of here.

Give it here.

Ben?

Ben, can you hear me?

Be-Ben?

Bugger, there's no signal.

( phone ringing )

It's Ben.

It's Ben, sh--

Hello?

Hello, B-Ben, can you--?

Hi.

How are you?

Yeah, yeah, good.

Um, do you know the Upper Hinton, Chobhurst Hill area?

Chobhurst Hill?

Yeah, um-- Oh, no reason.

It's just, you know, beautiful at this time of year.

Mm-hm.

Yeah, okay, well, I was just, uh, maybe thinking...

( dramatic theme playing )

Why do people turn like that

from, like, normal

to completely psychotic?

Oh, I dunno.

Win some, you lose some.

I thought it would help.

What would help?

Sex with strangers.

Help what?

Nothing.

The Alex thing?

No.

Maybe.

I don't know.

What was his problem anyway?

Was he possessive?

Depressive?

Uh, you don't want one of them.

End up killing himself and make you feel guilty about it.

He found out that I'm a prostitute.

Oh.

Shit. Yeah.

So, what you gonna do?

There's nothing I can do.

Ow.

Fucking heels.

( grunts )

I need to sit down. Come on.

Do you love Alex?

Ever been in love before?

You?

One time.

I was 16.

Beautiful, he was.

Really kind.

Once he put a pillow in the bath for me.

Ha-ha, what a lunatic.

A pillow.

I think you should just tell him how you feel.

I already have.

Well, tell him again.

And what if he still doesn't want to know?

Well, then you give up.

You don't want to look like a complete cock do you?

( vehicle approaching )

It's Ben.

Ben! ( tires screeching )

( engine revving )

( grunting )

Ben.

Don't ask. Ben, Bambi, Bambi, Ben.

Hi, Ben!

Hey, Bambi.

Okay, first stop.

Little Red Riding Hood's gaff.

( gentle guitar theme playing )

( engine starts )

BEN: So are you gonna tell me what happened?

I mean, you don't have to explain the dress, but...

Thanks.

Do you want a cup of tea?

No, Vanessa will worry.

Okay.

I'm-I'm sorry for, um,

being such a liability recently.

I've just been a bit--

One cup of tea.

Just a minute.

I guess I'll make it.

( answering machine beeps ) You have one message.

Message one. ( answering machine beeps )

STEPHANIE (over machine ): Belle, I heard about the royal cock up.

You're meant to fuck them, not shoot them.

You owe me commission plus damages.

( answering machine beeps )

BEN: You're out of jam.

End of messages.

You might be in shock, you know.

I'm fine.

You probably won't sleep.

Adrenaline.

We'll go clubbing if you like? What? No.

Joke.

Oh.

Sorry, I'm not, uh--

I'm not very funny tonight.

You're never funny.

Yes, I am. All right.

Tell me a joke.

Okay.

A man goes into the doctor's

and he says, "Hey, Doc.

"I've, um, I've got a real problem.

I think I'm obsessed with sex."

And the doctor goes,

"All right, I'm just going to show you some pictures."

So he goes and gets these,

um, these images out.

Images?

Images, pictures, whatever, my joke.

Sorry.

And, uh, the first picture is of a cardboard box.

And he says, "What does this make you think about?"

And the guy says, "Two people making love."

( both chuckle )

And the doctor says, "Hm."

And then he goes and gets the second picture

and it's of an elephant.

And he says, "What does this make you think of?"

And the man says, "Two people making love."

( both chuckle )

And then the doctor says,

"I hate to tell you this, sir,

"you-- You really do have a problem.

You're completely obsessed with sex."

( chuckles )

Is that it?

Yeah.

Isn't it?

I don't know.

( exhales deeply )

Would you stay the night?

You can sleep on the couch.

Please.

Okay. Yeah.

Good night, Ben.

Good night.

( Emiliana Torrini's "Summer Breeze" playing )

♪ Might have been a while Since you've been loved ♪

♪ Like you should be loved ♪

♪ Might have been a while ♪ ( coughs )

♪ Since you've been kissed... ♪

Hm, what are you doing?

I told it wrong.

What? The joke.

After the doctor shows him the second picture,

he says, "I'm terribly sorry to tell you this sir,

"but yes, you do have a problem.

You're completely obsessed with sex."

And the man goes, "Me?

You're the one showing me all the dirty pictures."

( chuckles )

( chuckles )

Hm.

Is that light in your eyes?

( sighs )

♪ Summer breeze... ♪

I was, um-- I was just thinking about

what you were saying about adrenaline and how it

runs through your body and you can't really control it.

Do you think it's in there now?

I reckon you'd feel it. Yeah.

I don't know what I feel anymore.

Sometimes I think I can't feel anything.

Now, that's stupid.

Well, I am stupid.

No, you're not.

A bit. I am a bit.

Stupid.

Cold.

You're not cold, why are you saying this?

You don't think I'm cold?

Of course not.

( chuckles )

Can I have a cuddle for a minute?

Yes, you can. Get in.

♪ Might have been a while Since you could trust ♪

♪ That some one really cared ♪

Hannah.

♪ When people like us Meant to go 'round in pairs ♪

♪ And summer breeze is blowin' Through your window ♪

♪ And summer breeze Is blowin' through your hair ♪

♪ And something in your eyes That took me by surprise ♪

♪ Don't tell me That it ain't there ♪

Sorry.

Me and you are over. ( clattering )

If I wasn't an escort, would we still be together?

I've packed in escorting. What?

I'm gonna get a job.

We are going to have to give you

a special task only you can do.

I've never felt so disgusted in my life.

I'm going to keep on making mistakes until I do

the one thing that makes you love me again.

( upbeat horn theme playing )