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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:35,018 --> 00:01:37,015 Do you believe her hair? 2 00:01:37,017 --> 00:01:39,012 She says she's entering the contest. 3 00:01:39,014 --> 00:01:42,015 Hell, she says that every year and never has the nerve. 4 00:02:08,008 --> 00:02:12,018 Hey, you! Mason head. Lunch break's 45 minutes. 5 00:02:17,018 --> 00:02:19,013 Hey, I got my eye on you! 6 00:02:32,002 --> 00:02:34,023 Lookin' good, Miss Hot Tamale. 7 00:03:20,015 --> 00:03:22,004 - Ah! - Excuse me. 8 00:03:45,006 --> 00:03:50,002 - Entrez-vous! - Hi, Miss Blue. Mr. Drapper. 9 00:03:52,001 --> 00:03:56,003 Well, look! Carnelle! What a coincidence. 10 00:03:57,015 --> 00:04:00,013 Benjamin was just sittin' here rhapsodizing 11 00:04:00,015 --> 00:04:02,008 about your cousin Elain. 12 00:04:02,010 --> 00:04:04,018 We were delighted she's accepted our invitation 13 00:04:04,020 --> 00:04:07,003 to appear at this year's contest. 14 00:04:07,005 --> 00:04:09,003 She's gonna be delivering a speech, 15 00:04:09,005 --> 00:04:12,019 entitled "My Life as a Beauty". 16 00:04:12,021 --> 00:04:14,022 Yes, I know. Isn't it grand? 17 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,012 But I'd... 18 00:04:16,014 --> 00:04:19,017 Well, I'd like to register as a contestant... 19 00:04:19,019 --> 00:04:22,002 for the... contest. 20 00:04:23,017 --> 00:04:26,015 - You would? - Yes, sir. 21 00:04:27,018 --> 00:04:29,014 But, Carnelle, 22 00:04:29,016 --> 00:04:32,015 this contest requires a great deal of preparation, you know. 23 00:04:32,017 --> 00:04:35,010 It takes an enormous amount 24 00:04:35,012 --> 00:04:38,017 of time and skill just to develop a talent act. 25 00:04:38,019 --> 00:04:40,002 Oh! 26 00:04:40,004 --> 00:04:42,000 Mr. Drapper, that won't be a problem. 27 00:04:42,002 --> 00:04:44,016 I've been working on my talent routine for the last five years. 28 00:04:44,018 --> 00:04:45,019 It's very polished. 29 00:04:47,008 --> 00:04:48,020 I see. 30 00:04:54,021 --> 00:04:57,007 I simply do not have the time. 31 00:04:57,009 --> 00:04:59,020 Well, could you please recommend 32 00:04:59,022 --> 00:05:01,012 someone to me that I can hire? 33 00:05:01,014 --> 00:05:05,000 I really do require some expert assistance. 34 00:05:05,002 --> 00:05:07,006 Well... 35 00:05:07,008 --> 00:05:09,022 I suppose you could try that Popeye girl 36 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,006 I've just employed to help with alterations. 37 00:05:17,019 --> 00:05:21,002 She lives down by the river. 38 00:05:33,004 --> 00:05:35,010 Oh, my! 39 00:05:36,018 --> 00:05:38,009 So, um, you think 40 00:05:38,011 --> 00:05:39,017 you'll be able to make my patriotic suit 41 00:05:39,019 --> 00:05:41,006 for the talent contest? 42 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:43,004 Oh! I 'spect so. 43 00:05:43,006 --> 00:05:48,011 Well, then, the job is yours. 44 00:05:48,013 --> 00:05:51,005 - Thank you! - You're welcome. 45 00:05:51,007 --> 00:05:53,019 Now, um, I, I'm gonna be needing this outfit right away. 46 00:05:53,021 --> 00:05:55,015 I hope you'll be able to work quickly. 47 00:05:55,017 --> 00:05:59,021 Oh, sure. See, I've been making clothes practically all my life. 48 00:05:59,023 --> 00:06:02,003 I started out when I was four years old. 49 00:06:02,005 --> 00:06:03,023 I used to make outfits for the bullfrogs 50 00:06:04,001 --> 00:06:05,013 that lived out 'round our yard. 51 00:06:05,015 --> 00:06:07,015 Bullfrogs! Ugh! 52 00:06:07,017 --> 00:06:10,000 They's funny-lookin' creatures, ain't they? 53 00:06:10,002 --> 00:06:12,016 Hello, Nick! 54 00:06:12,018 --> 00:06:15,003 I'd dress 'em up and sell 'em as pets. 55 00:06:15,005 --> 00:06:16,008 They make nice pets. 56 00:06:17,022 --> 00:06:19,010 Well, I certainly hope you don't think I'm ugly 57 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:22,008 looking like some dumb bullfrog of yours. 58 00:06:22,010 --> 00:06:24,021 - Oh, no, I don't. - Well, of course, you don't. 59 00:06:28,004 --> 00:06:29,011 I was just joking. 60 00:06:35,023 --> 00:06:36,023 So long. 61 00:06:37,001 --> 00:06:39,001 - So long! - Bye. 62 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:47,011 Yeah! Ah- ha! 63 00:08:03,012 --> 00:08:04,016 Hey, Mac Sam. 64 00:08:07,016 --> 00:08:10,002 Well, wonders never do quite cease. 65 00:08:10,004 --> 00:08:12,012 Like now. 66 00:08:12,014 --> 00:08:16,009 Mmmm! You look good. Your hair looks nice. 67 00:08:16,011 --> 00:08:17,014 I like that color. 68 00:08:17,016 --> 00:08:19,006 Uh, it doesn't seem too loud? 69 00:08:19,008 --> 00:08:23,005 Not a bit, sugar. Not a bit. 70 00:08:23,007 --> 00:08:26,015 I had change... I changed it for the contest. 71 00:08:26,017 --> 00:08:28,021 I... I'm registered 72 00:08:28,023 --> 00:08:31,008 to be a contestant for Miss Firecracker Contest. 73 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:34,005 Yeah! Hell, that's great! That's great! 74 00:08:34,007 --> 00:08:36,003 Well, thank you, thank you. 75 00:08:36,005 --> 00:08:38,014 I... I got the three postcards you sent me. 76 00:08:38,016 --> 00:08:39,015 Uh- huh. 77 00:08:39,017 --> 00:08:41,009 One from Milwaukee, 78 00:08:41,011 --> 00:08:43,016 one from Jackson Hall, one from Canoga Park. 79 00:08:45,003 --> 00:08:47,013 You must go all over. 80 00:08:47,015 --> 00:08:50,011 Well, I do work the carnival. 81 00:08:50,013 --> 00:08:53,007 So... you're doing okay? 82 00:08:53,009 --> 00:08:56,007 - Oh, sure. - Yeah? 83 00:08:56,009 --> 00:08:59,010 Well, I don't know, I kinda got fired today. 84 00:08:59,012 --> 00:09:00,015 Oh, yeah? What job? 85 00:09:00,017 --> 00:09:03,004 Catfish farm. 86 00:09:03,006 --> 00:09:05,016 Well, hell... You won't miss it much. 87 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,022 No, I won't. I sure won't. 88 00:09:10,013 --> 00:09:13,017 You still got that cough? Didn't you go see a doctor? 89 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:16,021 Last year you said you'd go see a doctor. 90 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:21,014 Relax, honey, relax. This life of mine's strictly on the house. 91 00:09:21,016 --> 00:09:25,010 Strictly a free roll of the eternal dice. 92 00:09:25,012 --> 00:09:26,022 Hey, listen. 93 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,001 I was almost strangled to death 94 00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:32,005 by my mama's umbilical cord at birth. 95 00:09:32,007 --> 00:09:33,020 It's the truth. 96 00:09:35,010 --> 00:09:42,003 I spent... three days all purple and gasping for breath. 97 00:09:42,005 --> 00:09:43,022 Now I'm tired out of gasping. 98 00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:48,007 No, you're not. Don't say that. Don't say it. 99 00:09:48,009 --> 00:09:50,008 Hell, no. 100 00:09:52,001 --> 00:09:54,014 Well, I still like gasping at you, baby. 101 00:09:54,016 --> 00:09:57,017 - You make me gasp real hard. - I do? 102 00:09:57,019 --> 00:09:59,010 Well, you sure do. 103 00:09:59,012 --> 00:10:02,020 You make me want to throw you around. 104 00:10:02,022 --> 00:10:06,012 Come on, now. Come on. Let's go for a whirl, huh? 105 00:10:06,014 --> 00:10:08,013 Let's go for a whirl! 106 00:10:45,003 --> 00:10:47,006 - Hello? - Carnelle? 107 00:10:47,008 --> 00:10:49,018 Oh! Oh, Elain! 108 00:10:51,002 --> 00:10:52,003 Listen, honey. 109 00:10:52,005 --> 00:10:53,016 I just wanted you to know 110 00:10:53,018 --> 00:10:55,011 that I'll be there sooner than I thought. 111 00:10:55,013 --> 00:10:57,015 Oh, oh, wonderful! Perfect! 112 00:10:57,017 --> 00:10:59,015 I'm in heaven! 113 00:10:59,017 --> 00:11:03,018 And... please... um, don't forget to bring your red dress. 114 00:11:03,020 --> 00:11:05,012 Oh, carnation, 115 00:11:05,014 --> 00:11:07,007 I don't really think that old thing's what you want. 116 00:11:07,009 --> 00:11:10,023 Oh... Please, Elain. Um... 117 00:11:11,001 --> 00:11:14,013 I have to have it. It's exactly perfect. I do! 118 00:11:14,015 --> 00:11:17,000 And I'm gonna make certain to have plenty of Cokes 119 00:11:17,002 --> 00:11:19,019 and cocoa and Red Hots for you, when you come. 120 00:11:19,021 --> 00:11:23,016 No. No, it was, um, Delmount... 121 00:11:23,018 --> 00:11:28,012 ...who always preferred Red Hots. I prefer lemon drops. 122 00:11:28,014 --> 00:11:30,010 Oh, yes, of course, I forgot. 123 00:11:30,012 --> 00:11:32,003 Well... I'll get both 124 00:11:32,005 --> 00:11:34,017 in hopes that Delmount will return home, too? 125 00:11:34,019 --> 00:11:36,019 I wouldn't put much stock in that. 126 00:11:36,021 --> 00:11:39,023 No one's heard a word from him since he was released. 127 00:11:40,001 --> 00:11:43,000 Oh, I sure wish we knew where he was. 128 00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:44,022 I'm concerned about him. 129 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:49,014 Well, I'm sure he's scraping by somehow. 130 00:12:08,006 --> 00:12:10,015 Yeah, that's a pulverized one, all right. 131 00:12:10,017 --> 00:12:12,020 That's a big size dog! 132 00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:15,000 Come on, move your butt, Delmount. 133 00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:16,023 Got a lot more highway to cover. 134 00:12:21,019 --> 00:12:24,005 Let's go! Let's go! 135 00:12:33,009 --> 00:12:37,005 Busy day, busy day... Another big carcass. 136 00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:41,014 Move your butt, jughead! 137 00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:07,023 Hey! Take that shovel an' scrape up that dog! 138 00:13:08,001 --> 00:13:10,020 Hey, come back here and scrape up that goddamned dog! 139 00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:14,007 No! I'm tired of hiding from my philosophical calling! 140 00:13:14,009 --> 00:13:16,020 I have resources! I have direction! 141 00:13:16,022 --> 00:13:18,016 Destiny is mine! 142 00:13:18,018 --> 00:13:23,003 God, you're crap, kid. You got nothin'! 143 00:13:23,005 --> 00:13:25,018 Zero, zip! 144 00:13:30,015 --> 00:13:33,014 Aunt Ronelle would just love all this. 145 00:13:33,016 --> 00:13:35,013 I often told her how I should move myself up... 146 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:37,010 Excuse me! 147 00:13:37,012 --> 00:13:41,003 ...how I just move myself up to Memphis and become a model. 148 00:13:41,005 --> 00:13:42,011 You live here with your auntie? 149 00:13:42,013 --> 00:13:44,009 Oh, no, she died. She had cancer. 150 00:13:44,011 --> 00:13:45,011 Oh, I'm sorry. 151 00:13:45,013 --> 00:13:46,021 Well, see, what she had was 152 00:13:46,023 --> 00:13:48,009 this cancer of the pituitary gland, 153 00:13:48,011 --> 00:13:50,001 I believe it was. 154 00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:53,002 So what they did was, they replaced her gland 155 00:13:53,004 --> 00:13:56,012 with the gland of a monkey to see if they could save her life. 156 00:13:56,014 --> 00:13:57,020 And they did, in fact, 157 00:13:57,022 --> 00:13:59,018 keep her alive for a month or so longer 158 00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:01,008 than she was expected to live. 159 00:14:01,010 --> 00:14:03,013 Well, that's good. 160 00:14:03,015 --> 00:14:06,002 Of course, there were such dreadful side- effects. 161 00:14:06,004 --> 00:14:07,018 Mmm. 162 00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:10,023 She, well, she started growing long, black hairs 163 00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:15,010 all over her body just, well... just like an ape. 164 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,004 Gracious Lord! 165 00:14:18,006 --> 00:14:21,009 - Are you about done? - Mostly. 166 00:14:23,002 --> 00:14:24,016 There! 167 00:14:25,005 --> 00:14:26,008 Done. 168 00:14:27,013 --> 00:14:30,002 Uh-uh! 169 00:14:30,004 --> 00:14:33,004 And kick and kick and kick and... 170 00:14:59,005 --> 00:15:03,001 Dead. 171 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,001 Both dead. 172 00:15:05,003 --> 00:15:06,010 Funny, it seems like 173 00:15:06,012 --> 00:15:08,014 people been dying practically all my life. 174 00:15:08,016 --> 00:15:11,018 First, my mama passed, when I was barely a year. 175 00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:15,001 Then after a time, my daddy couldn't stand me any longer, 176 00:15:15,003 --> 00:15:16,021 so he dropped dead. 177 00:15:16,023 --> 00:15:20,004 And then I got sent here, to live with my Aunt Ronelle, 178 00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:22,001 Uncle George, 179 00:15:22,003 --> 00:15:26,020 and their own two children, Elain and Delmount. 180 00:15:26,022 --> 00:15:30,020 My cousin Delmount is wild! 181 00:15:30,022 --> 00:15:34,002 Anyhow, we're happy up until the time 182 00:15:34,004 --> 00:15:35,021 when my Uncle George is running out 183 00:15:35,023 --> 00:15:37,017 to the tropical ice-cream truck 184 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:41,005 in the summer's heat, and suddenly he drops dead. 185 00:15:42,015 --> 00:15:45,001 I had a brother was bit by a water moccasin 186 00:15:45,003 --> 00:15:47,015 down the Pearl River, and he died. 187 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,022 Well, you know, they say we all gonna be dyin' someday. 188 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,018 I believe it, too. 189 00:16:00,016 --> 00:16:03,020 Carnelle! Carnelle, honey! 190 00:16:03,022 --> 00:16:07,005 Elain! It's Elain! 191 00:16:16,002 --> 00:16:17,014 Elain! 192 00:16:20,008 --> 00:16:22,016 Why, hello, my little carnation. 193 00:16:22,018 --> 00:16:26,011 Oh, you really did dye your hair, didn't you? 194 00:16:26,013 --> 00:16:28,010 Don't you like it? 195 00:16:28,012 --> 00:16:31,011 Well, it's just as red as it can be. 196 00:16:32,021 --> 00:16:34,007 Would you help me with these bags here? 197 00:16:34,009 --> 00:16:35,020 - My arms are just falling off. - Oh. 198 00:16:35,022 --> 00:16:37,008 Of course, of course. 199 00:16:39,015 --> 00:16:41,004 Oh, Elain. 200 00:16:41,006 --> 00:16:42,019 Did you bring the red dress? 201 00:16:42,021 --> 00:16:44,014 I can't wait to try it on. 202 00:16:44,016 --> 00:16:47,002 Oh... So, then, you actually did enter the contest? 203 00:16:47,004 --> 00:16:48,015 - Yes, I did. - Ah. 204 00:16:48,017 --> 00:16:50,012 It's the last year of my eligibility. 205 00:16:50,014 --> 00:16:51,021 Next year I'll be over the age limit. 206 00:16:53,019 --> 00:16:56,000 'Course... 'Course, I don't expect to win like you did. 207 00:16:56,002 --> 00:16:57,012 That's crazy. 208 00:16:57,014 --> 00:16:59,022 I mean, the main thing for me is gonna be 209 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,018 paradin' in that red dress you wore 210 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,010 when you were crowned. 211 00:17:03,012 --> 00:17:05,019 Oh, Elain. Mm... You know, I forgot to tell you... 212 00:17:05,021 --> 00:17:07,017 when I was... 213 00:17:07,019 --> 00:17:11,005 You know what, Carnelle, it really is good to be home... 214 00:17:14,014 --> 00:17:16,019 Elain, this is my friend, Popeye Jackson. 215 00:17:16,021 --> 00:17:21,002 Popeye, this is my cousin Elain Rutledge. 216 00:17:22,011 --> 00:17:24,012 So nice to meet you. 217 00:17:24,014 --> 00:17:26,022 Popeye's going to be sewing my costume 218 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,015 for the talent section. 219 00:17:28,017 --> 00:17:31,013 Um, Elain's lending me the beautiful red dress 220 00:17:31,015 --> 00:17:32,018 for the opening parade. 221 00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:34,002 Ah. 222 00:17:34,004 --> 00:17:36,008 Oh, listen, Carnelle. I'm sorry. 223 00:17:36,010 --> 00:17:39,004 I thought you weren't gonna be needing a formal dress, 224 00:17:39,006 --> 00:17:40,016 for the preliminary audition. 225 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:43,020 Oh. Yeah. Yes, that's true. 226 00:17:43,022 --> 00:17:46,008 We'll just need them for the actual contest. 227 00:17:46,010 --> 00:17:48,007 Oh! 228 00:17:48,009 --> 00:17:52,000 Well, then, I thought we'd just wait until after the audition, 229 00:17:52,002 --> 00:17:53,017 see if you make it to the contest, 230 00:17:53,019 --> 00:17:56,001 and then we'd send for the dress. 231 00:18:02,005 --> 00:18:03,021 Excuse me. 232 00:18:24,016 --> 00:18:26,005 Enter, please. 233 00:18:30,002 --> 00:18:31,016 Hi. 234 00:18:31,018 --> 00:18:33,023 I brought you up some hot cocoa and lemon drops. 235 00:18:34,001 --> 00:18:35,014 Your favorite. 236 00:18:35,016 --> 00:18:37,009 How dear! 237 00:18:41,008 --> 00:18:44,005 Oh, Carnelle, go look over there on that dresser. 238 00:18:44,007 --> 00:18:47,008 I have a little remembrance I brought for you. 239 00:18:47,010 --> 00:18:49,009 What? 240 00:18:50,013 --> 00:18:52,003 Really? 241 00:18:53,018 --> 00:18:55,019 You shouldn't have. 242 00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:59,018 I just thought of you when I saw it. 243 00:19:07,008 --> 00:19:09,004 How elegant! 244 00:19:10,011 --> 00:19:12,014 Aren't I elegant? 245 00:19:12,016 --> 00:19:16,014 Oh, Elain, you're such a dear. You're just perfectly perfect. 246 00:19:16,016 --> 00:19:20,008 Now, I know you're a little worried 247 00:19:20,010 --> 00:19:23,002 about me being in the contest. 248 00:19:23,004 --> 00:19:24,022 I'm not worried. 249 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,010 Well, you could be thinking that I've ruined my chances, 250 00:19:27,012 --> 00:19:30,000 'cause... 'cause of my reputation. 251 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,009 Oh, I don't know what you mean. 252 00:19:32,011 --> 00:19:34,004 You're perfectly sweet. 253 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:38,010 It's just that everything's different now. 254 00:19:38,012 --> 00:19:40,002 I go to church now. 255 00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:41,014 And I'm signed up to where I take 256 00:19:41,016 --> 00:19:43,000 an orphan home to dinner once a week, 257 00:19:43,002 --> 00:19:44,018 or to a movie. 258 00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:47,001 People aren't calling me Miss Hot Tamale anymore. 259 00:19:47,003 --> 00:19:49,000 Everything's changed. 260 00:19:49,002 --> 00:19:51,009 Listen, Carnelle... 261 00:19:52,019 --> 00:19:55,020 I have some important information to impart. 262 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,011 - I'm not just here on a visit. - You're not? 263 00:20:02,013 --> 00:20:04,000 No. 264 00:20:05,014 --> 00:20:06,018 I've left Franklin. 265 00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:08,012 What? 266 00:20:08,014 --> 00:20:09,021 I can't believe it! 267 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,014 This is a sworn secret. 268 00:20:11,016 --> 00:20:13,023 Not a single solitary soul is to find it out. 269 00:20:14,001 --> 00:20:18,000 I won't breathe a word to anyone, I swear. 270 00:20:18,002 --> 00:20:21,007 You see, I haven't told Franklin yet and... 271 00:20:21,009 --> 00:20:26,003 He still actually believes things are bearable between us. 272 00:20:26,005 --> 00:20:28,000 Gosh! 273 00:20:30,002 --> 00:20:32,016 Aunt Ronelle said you had it all up there in Atlanta. 274 00:20:32,018 --> 00:20:36,010 Everything. Just like a queen in a castle. 275 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,007 I know. I did. 276 00:20:44,002 --> 00:20:47,018 I only hope I can stand to give it all up. 277 00:20:49,005 --> 00:20:52,015 We have such beautiful clocks. 278 00:21:04,010 --> 00:21:06,014 Lemon drops first. 279 00:21:52,022 --> 00:21:55,017 Excuse me, just a moment. 280 00:21:55,019 --> 00:22:00,010 What a pleasure to see you! 281 00:22:00,012 --> 00:22:02,010 So nice to see you, Benjamin. 282 00:22:02,012 --> 00:22:06,018 Um, I must... I don't know how... 283 00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:09,007 Oh, my tongue is tied! 284 00:22:09,009 --> 00:22:11,000 That happens to me, sometimes. 285 00:22:11,002 --> 00:22:13,017 Let me introduce you to Reverend Mann and his wife. 286 00:22:13,019 --> 00:22:16,013 Leticia, Preacher Mann, This is Elain Rutledge. 287 00:22:16,015 --> 00:22:19,009 I'm just so very happy to make your acquaintance. 288 00:22:19,011 --> 00:22:22,014 I'm so happy to meet you, Reverend. 289 00:22:22,016 --> 00:22:24,009 And this is my assistant, Tommy Turner... 290 00:22:24,011 --> 00:22:26,006 He's going to be helping us at the pageant. 291 00:22:26,008 --> 00:22:27,021 It's an honor. 292 00:22:27,023 --> 00:22:29,023 Bless your heart. 293 00:22:30,001 --> 00:22:31,019 Oh, y'all know my cousin Carnelle. 294 00:22:31,021 --> 00:22:33,018 Oh, sure. We all know Carnelle. 295 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:36,005 Elain, if you just come with me, we've got a lovely pew 296 00:22:36,007 --> 00:22:38,003 waiting for you in here... 297 00:23:46,012 --> 00:23:48,014 Carnelle! 298 00:23:48,016 --> 00:23:52,002 Woo-hoo! Carnelle! It's me! 299 00:24:04,009 --> 00:24:07,017 - Hi. Is Carnelle home? - No, she's not. 300 00:24:07,019 --> 00:24:09,021 - I'm Popeye Jackson. - Yeah? 301 00:24:09,023 --> 00:24:13,015 This not my original name. I wasn't born with it. 302 00:24:13,017 --> 00:24:15,018 Actually, see, what happened was, 303 00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:19,020 my brother, Lucky, he threw a handful of gravel in my eyes, 304 00:24:19,022 --> 00:24:21,017 and it was stinging, 305 00:24:21,019 --> 00:24:23,019 and then he give me this little brown bottle of drops 306 00:24:23,021 --> 00:24:25,010 to put inside my eyes, 307 00:24:25,012 --> 00:24:27,014 telling me it was drops for the eyes, 308 00:24:27,016 --> 00:24:30,014 but, in fact, it was drops for the ears... 309 00:24:30,016 --> 00:24:32,006 causing this burning sensation 310 00:24:32,008 --> 00:24:35,011 that made me scream out and cry like the devil. 311 00:24:35,013 --> 00:24:37,000 And I got me some glasses, 312 00:24:37,002 --> 00:24:39,003 and my eyes bulged out a little bit. 313 00:24:39,005 --> 00:24:41,017 Folks were just calling me Popeye. 314 00:24:41,019 --> 00:24:43,015 And the name kinda stuck with me. Popeye. 315 00:24:43,017 --> 00:24:45,005 That's how I got the name. 316 00:24:46,014 --> 00:24:48,007 It's a very tragic tale. 317 00:24:48,009 --> 00:24:50,013 Oh, no. 318 00:24:50,015 --> 00:24:53,002 Actually, the fortunate part of it is, 319 00:24:53,004 --> 00:24:56,001 I can now hear voices through my eyes. 320 00:24:58,019 --> 00:25:02,001 Through your eyes? 321 00:25:02,003 --> 00:25:05,001 Every now and then, I hear 'em laughing and carrying on. 322 00:25:11,016 --> 00:25:13,023 I'm very busy here, so please excuse me. 323 00:25:14,001 --> 00:25:15,017 Oh... Okay. 324 00:25:35,015 --> 00:25:37,013 What I'll do is I'll call Franklin 325 00:25:37,015 --> 00:25:39,010 and have him send the red dress. 326 00:25:39,012 --> 00:25:42,016 That way, I'll have it, in case it needs alterations. 327 00:25:42,018 --> 00:25:46,004 Why, Elain Rutledge! 328 00:25:46,006 --> 00:25:47,022 What are you doin' back in town? 329 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,002 Why, Clara Archer! 330 00:25:51,006 --> 00:25:53,018 What a surprise. I'll go talk to her. 331 00:25:53,020 --> 00:25:56,017 Come over here and kiss my new baby. 332 00:25:56,019 --> 00:25:59,001 This is Willy. This is Elain. 333 00:25:59,003 --> 00:26:00,013 Mwah! 334 00:26:00,015 --> 00:26:02,010 - How many does that make? - Seven. 335 00:26:05,013 --> 00:26:08,003 It is so good to see you! 336 00:26:47,009 --> 00:26:48,020 Delmount! 337 00:26:50,009 --> 00:26:52,022 Oh, child. 338 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,005 Look at you! What, are you trying to look like 339 00:26:55,007 --> 00:26:58,006 a bareback ride at the Schuler Traveling Carnival Show? 340 00:26:58,008 --> 00:27:00,020 - You don't like it? - Hardly, honey! Hardly! 341 00:27:00,022 --> 00:27:03,017 Carnelle! 342 00:27:03,019 --> 00:27:07,012 Clara Archer wants an autograph, so I guess I better... 343 00:27:07,014 --> 00:27:08,020 Bitch! 344 00:27:12,015 --> 00:27:14,007 Delmount? 345 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,022 What's the matter with you? Are you still insane? 346 00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:21,022 I'm not speaking to you. I'm not... 347 00:27:23,019 --> 00:27:27,016 - What is going on? What is it? - Don't ask me. 348 00:27:27,018 --> 00:27:29,008 Oh, no, no, no. Don't ask her. 349 00:27:29,010 --> 00:27:31,007 She would never tell. 350 00:27:31,009 --> 00:27:33,018 The beautiful, the sweet, the perfect Elain Rutledge 351 00:27:33,020 --> 00:27:35,008 refused to help her own brother 352 00:27:35,010 --> 00:27:38,004 get out of a dirty lunatic asylum! 353 00:27:39,006 --> 00:27:40,022 Delmount, wait! 354 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,015 It was cheerful, it was the most expensive money could buy. 355 00:27:44,017 --> 00:27:46,018 Oh, what's wrong? Tell me, please. 356 00:27:46,020 --> 00:27:48,018 It's all quite simple, child of mine. 357 00:27:48,020 --> 00:27:50,019 They would have released me after two months' time, 358 00:27:50,021 --> 00:27:52,021 into Mrs. Rutledge's loving custody 359 00:27:52,023 --> 00:27:54,005 as she is my next of kin. 360 00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:55,011 But she wouldn't have me. 361 00:27:56,012 --> 00:27:58,018 She wouldn't sign the papers. 362 00:27:58,020 --> 00:28:02,002 Please, Delmount, we thought you needed professional help. 363 00:28:02,004 --> 00:28:03,022 And Franklin thought... 364 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:08,010 Franklin! That troglodyte with his Antediluvian brain! 365 00:28:08,012 --> 00:28:11,001 I'd like to paste that doughball! 366 00:28:11,003 --> 00:28:13,009 Honestly, Delmount! 367 00:28:13,011 --> 00:28:14,020 If it wasn't for Franklin, 368 00:28:14,022 --> 00:28:16,023 you'd be rotting away in a jail cell 369 00:28:17,001 --> 00:28:19,011 instead of that cheerful hospital. 370 00:28:19,013 --> 00:28:21,007 You did commit a violent act. 371 00:28:21,009 --> 00:28:23,007 You hit the poor man in the face with a bottle. 372 00:28:23,009 --> 00:28:25,004 I challenged that man to a duel. 373 00:28:25,006 --> 00:28:27,022 I can't help it if the weapons he chose was broken bottles. 374 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:32,007 See? See? That is not reasonable behavior! 375 00:28:32,009 --> 00:28:35,019 It is not! Just listen to you... 376 00:28:35,021 --> 00:28:37,014 It's no wonder you've had bad dreams. 377 00:28:37,016 --> 00:28:39,000 It's no wonder. 378 00:28:45,008 --> 00:28:48,020 Rub my face in it, why don't you? Go ahead. 379 00:28:48,022 --> 00:28:50,023 Just rub my face right in it. 380 00:28:54,019 --> 00:28:57,022 Damn you, Delmount. 381 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,009 You always bring out the worst in me. 382 00:29:04,020 --> 00:29:07,017 You always have! 383 00:29:21,016 --> 00:29:23,013 Have you got a dime? 384 00:29:23,015 --> 00:29:26,000 Here. 385 00:29:26,002 --> 00:29:28,014 Blow on it. Blow on it! 386 00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:32,012 ♪ When we kiss, my heart's on fire ♪ 387 00:29:32,014 --> 00:29:34,013 Delmount! 388 00:29:34,015 --> 00:29:39,013 ♪ Burning with a strange desire ♪ 389 00:29:44,013 --> 00:29:45,019 Hi, Delmount. 390 00:29:45,021 --> 00:29:47,020 When did you get back? 391 00:29:47,022 --> 00:29:49,010 Recently. 392 00:29:49,012 --> 00:29:52,000 Well, Tessy sure has missed you a whole lot. 393 00:29:52,002 --> 00:29:53,022 I have not! 394 00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:56,007 You never shut up talking about how cute his hair is. 395 00:29:56,009 --> 00:29:57,021 She just loves how it sticks up. 396 00:29:57,023 --> 00:30:01,006 She's a liar! Liar! 397 00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:04,011 So... we heard you were waiting tables over in Tallahassee. 398 00:30:04,013 --> 00:30:06,001 Was it terribly exciting? 399 00:30:06,003 --> 00:30:09,004 Oh, yes, tell us all about it. Everything! 400 00:30:12,005 --> 00:30:17,020 Please, don't make me treat you like dogs. 401 00:30:17,022 --> 00:30:20,009 I don't wanna treat you like common dogs. 402 00:30:33,003 --> 00:30:34,016 Why'd you bring us over here? 403 00:30:34,018 --> 00:30:37,011 I've never been so... 404 00:30:47,002 --> 00:30:50,002 I feel sorry for ugly girls. I really do. 405 00:30:50,004 --> 00:30:51,009 Yeah? 406 00:30:52,021 --> 00:30:55,016 Listen, little child of mine... 407 00:30:58,018 --> 00:31:00,003 About the house you're living in... 408 00:31:00,005 --> 00:31:01,023 Yep? 409 00:31:02,001 --> 00:31:06,005 Well, Mr. J.R. Biggs has wanted the place 410 00:31:06,007 --> 00:31:09,020 since the death of my mama, the monkey. 411 00:31:09,022 --> 00:31:13,021 See, his grandfather built the atrocity, 412 00:31:13,023 --> 00:31:16,013 and he wants it back in the family. 413 00:31:16,015 --> 00:31:18,016 But you wouldn't sell that house. 414 00:31:18,018 --> 00:31:20,014 You swore it on my heart. 415 00:31:20,016 --> 00:31:22,011 I need the money. 416 00:31:22,013 --> 00:31:26,001 But me... I live there! I live in that house! 417 00:31:26,003 --> 00:31:28,006 Where would I go? What would I do? 418 00:31:28,008 --> 00:31:30,008 - I've never been on my own... - Shh. 419 00:31:30,010 --> 00:31:31,016 - I got no job. - Shut up. 420 00:31:31,018 --> 00:31:32,019 - They fired me. - Shut up... 421 00:31:32,021 --> 00:31:34,007 before I break your neck! 422 00:31:40,007 --> 00:31:44,001 I'm gonna give you half of whatever I make. 423 00:31:44,003 --> 00:31:46,010 That way, you can go wherever you want to go. 424 00:31:46,012 --> 00:31:48,011 Get out of this town for good. 425 00:31:48,013 --> 00:31:51,005 I don't want... I never thought about leaving Yazoo City. 426 00:31:51,007 --> 00:31:53,019 Well, think about it. 427 00:31:53,021 --> 00:31:56,015 Never been anything here for you but misery and sorrow. 428 00:31:56,017 --> 00:32:00,002 Yes, that's true, but still, I don't know. 429 00:32:00,004 --> 00:32:02,014 Maybe if I could... I don't know. 430 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,011 If I could just win first prize, 431 00:32:15,013 --> 00:32:19,008 then I could leave this town in a blaze of glory. 432 00:32:21,013 --> 00:32:23,017 Yeah. 433 00:33:10,011 --> 00:33:13,002 Shh... Wake up, you're havin' a bad dream. 434 00:33:13,004 --> 00:33:17,008 Oh, Dely! Come on, it's only a dream. 435 00:33:17,010 --> 00:33:21,011 It's okay. It's okay, Dely, it's just a dream. 436 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,017 Oh, God... 437 00:33:33,015 --> 00:33:35,000 Shh... 438 00:33:36,021 --> 00:33:41,015 It was just a dream. It's only a dream, Dely... 439 00:33:41,017 --> 00:33:44,017 Poor Dely... Shh... 440 00:33:52,010 --> 00:33:55,019 But it doesn't matter if I win or lose. 441 00:33:55,021 --> 00:33:57,012 I still have God. 442 00:33:57,014 --> 00:34:00,014 Caroline Jefferson sure is pretty. 443 00:34:00,016 --> 00:34:05,000 Yeah, except for them yellow teeth! 444 00:34:05,002 --> 00:34:06,017 Stop! 445 00:34:08,018 --> 00:34:09,021 Hi. 446 00:34:11,003 --> 00:34:14,008 Delmount, his hair is wild. 447 00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:16,000 Wild. 448 00:34:16,002 --> 00:34:18,009 - Don't you think it's wild? - What? 449 00:34:18,011 --> 00:34:21,022 And his eyes, they're like a blue lightning bolt! 450 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,010 Gather round! Girls! 451 00:34:26,012 --> 00:34:28,000 Miss Blue. 452 00:34:28,002 --> 00:34:30,005 Good luck, honey. Come on. 453 00:34:48,010 --> 00:34:50,007 Remember, contestants... 454 00:34:50,009 --> 00:34:54,023 Projection, poise, moral values, 455 00:34:55,001 --> 00:34:59,021 and beauty... are equally as important as talents. 456 00:35:01,003 --> 00:35:04,007 I see a lot of pretty girls here today. 457 00:35:04,009 --> 00:35:07,006 A lot of hopeful faces. 458 00:35:07,008 --> 00:35:13,000 But remember, five of you, and only five of you, 459 00:35:13,002 --> 00:35:15,015 will make it to the final pageant. 460 00:35:15,017 --> 00:35:20,020 And only one of those five will be crowned "Miss Firecracker". 461 00:35:23,007 --> 00:35:28,011 Now, whoever wins that very coveted crown, 462 00:35:28,013 --> 00:35:32,011 must somehow stand out above all the rest. 463 00:35:32,013 --> 00:35:37,008 She must have that... special "Firecracker" spark 464 00:35:37,010 --> 00:35:40,000 the judges will be looking for. 465 00:35:40,002 --> 00:35:46,023 Then, and only then, will victory be hers. 466 00:36:07,020 --> 00:36:11,018 Oh, Delmount, did Miss Blue call about the contest? 467 00:36:11,020 --> 00:36:16,003 Carnelle, I told you 20 times in the car, 468 00:36:16,005 --> 00:36:19,015 they will not be calling until later this evening. 469 00:36:19,017 --> 00:36:21,000 Their calculator's broke, 470 00:36:21,002 --> 00:36:22,023 they're adding it all up in their heads. 471 00:36:23,001 --> 00:36:25,012 I know, but I'm just so fired up! 472 00:36:25,014 --> 00:36:27,014 Oh, Delmount, I did good. 473 00:36:27,016 --> 00:36:29,002 I'm gonna call Franklin again 474 00:36:29,004 --> 00:36:30,008 and see if he found Elain's red dress... 475 00:36:30,010 --> 00:36:32,000 Carnelle! 476 00:36:32,002 --> 00:36:34,015 Franklin told you he would call you 477 00:36:34,017 --> 00:36:36,004 when he found the dress. 478 00:36:36,006 --> 00:36:38,008 There is no need to disturb him. 479 00:36:38,010 --> 00:36:40,022 Okay! 480 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,015 But I can see I'm gonna be needing it 481 00:36:42,017 --> 00:36:44,009 for the opening parade of Firecrackers. 482 00:36:44,011 --> 00:36:47,003 I can see I'm gonna be needing it. 483 00:36:50,010 --> 00:36:52,004 She really do well? 484 00:36:52,006 --> 00:36:54,013 I don't know! 485 00:36:54,015 --> 00:36:56,023 I went out to get some air, and I missed her act. 486 00:36:57,001 --> 00:36:59,004 That girl has been torturing my nerves 487 00:36:59,006 --> 00:37:01,022 with all that hyper- energy! 488 00:37:05,019 --> 00:37:06,023 Could you please get her out of here 489 00:37:07,001 --> 00:37:08,018 so I could get some peace? 490 00:37:31,010 --> 00:37:36,000 Wow! Man, oh, man, oh, man, the Biggs are rich! 491 00:37:36,002 --> 00:37:39,004 I sure hope she gives us a lot of money for our house. 492 00:37:39,006 --> 00:37:40,010 We need that money. 493 00:37:40,012 --> 00:37:42,003 Uh, listen, um... 494 00:37:42,005 --> 00:37:44,020 I'll handle the rest of this transaction. 495 00:37:44,022 --> 00:37:46,012 You wait here. 496 00:37:46,014 --> 00:37:48,018 Well... all right. 497 00:37:48,020 --> 00:37:51,010 I just hope him bein' dead's not gonna screw things up. 498 00:37:51,012 --> 00:37:53,008 Not in the least, I assure you. 499 00:38:01,014 --> 00:38:05,000 Uh, excuse me, I'm here to see Mrs. J.R. Biggs. 500 00:38:21,010 --> 00:38:25,009 Excuse me, I'm here to speak with Mrs. J.R. Biggs. 501 00:38:25,011 --> 00:38:27,004 It's a matter of some importance. 502 00:38:27,006 --> 00:38:28,016 - I'm Mrs. Biggs. - Ah! 503 00:38:28,018 --> 00:38:30,010 What is this intrusion? 504 00:38:30,012 --> 00:38:32,019 Mrs. Biggs, I am Delmount Williams. 505 00:38:32,021 --> 00:38:34,010 We spoke on the phone regarding the house 506 00:38:34,012 --> 00:38:35,022 on West Chippewa, 507 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,017 that your husband's grandfather erected. 508 00:38:37,019 --> 00:38:39,012 Oh, yes, of course! 509 00:38:39,014 --> 00:38:42,010 Oh, ladies, please welcome Mr. Williams. 510 00:38:45,008 --> 00:38:47,012 He has graciously offered to donate 511 00:38:47,014 --> 00:38:50,007 his quaint little house to our chapter 512 00:38:50,009 --> 00:38:52,004 of the Women's Historical Society. 513 00:38:52,006 --> 00:38:54,014 Excuse me, did you say, "donate"? 514 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,014 Wow! 515 00:39:02,016 --> 00:39:04,007 Carnelle Scott! 516 00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:05,023 Ronnie Wayne, hi. 517 00:39:07,023 --> 00:39:09,007 What a coinkydink! 518 00:39:09,009 --> 00:39:10,023 What the hell are you doin' here? 519 00:39:11,001 --> 00:39:14,016 Oh, me and my cousin are conducting some business affairs 520 00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:16,000 with Mrs. J.R. Biggs. 521 00:39:16,002 --> 00:39:18,009 It's concerning our property. 522 00:39:20,014 --> 00:39:21,020 Yeah? 523 00:39:23,005 --> 00:39:24,006 Uh-huh. 524 00:39:24,008 --> 00:39:25,018 Mm-hmm. 525 00:39:25,020 --> 00:39:28,010 So, uh... you look different. 526 00:39:28,012 --> 00:39:32,004 It's my hair. Duh. I colored it red. 527 00:39:33,016 --> 00:39:37,012 Yeah... yeah. I see. 528 00:39:37,014 --> 00:39:40,004 Get him out of here! Out! Out! 529 00:39:42,018 --> 00:39:44,015 Carnelle! 530 00:39:44,017 --> 00:39:47,013 Carnelle, let's get outta here! These people are crazy! 531 00:39:49,017 --> 00:39:53,006 Did you actually believe I would buy that rat-ridden shack 532 00:39:53,008 --> 00:39:55,001 - you call a house? - Shut up. 533 00:39:55,003 --> 00:39:57,021 Why, my husband's as crazy as you were 534 00:39:57,023 --> 00:40:02,008 for even suggesting such a... a twisted preposition! 535 00:40:02,010 --> 00:40:04,009 Inside! Back! Out! 536 00:40:08,010 --> 00:40:11,002 I'll get it, I'll get it! I know it's for me! 537 00:40:13,018 --> 00:40:17,005 Hello? Oh, Franklin... 538 00:40:17,007 --> 00:40:19,021 Did you... did you find the red dress? 539 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,018 Oh, no, how awful! 540 00:40:21,020 --> 00:40:24,002 Well, have you searched for it everywhere? 541 00:40:24,004 --> 00:40:26,003 But every, everywhere? 542 00:40:26,005 --> 00:40:28,023 - Psst! Carnelle... - Oh. 543 00:40:29,001 --> 00:40:31,014 Tell Franklin I thank him for the roses. 544 00:40:31,016 --> 00:40:34,002 He's really outdone himself this time. 545 00:40:34,004 --> 00:40:37,014 Oh... okay. 546 00:40:37,016 --> 00:40:41,000 Franklin, Elain thanks you for all the roses. 547 00:40:41,002 --> 00:40:43,010 Okay, I will, bye-bye. 548 00:40:46,023 --> 00:40:51,005 So... did anybody call? 549 00:40:52,001 --> 00:40:54,010 Not a soul, I'm afraid. 550 00:40:54,012 --> 00:40:56,021 Okay. 551 00:40:56,023 --> 00:40:59,015 Franklin told me to tell you that he adores you 552 00:40:59,017 --> 00:41:01,008 and begs you to come home. 553 00:41:01,010 --> 00:41:04,020 Swine! Puss-head! Him and his worm-like torso! 554 00:41:04,022 --> 00:41:08,023 Oh, really, Delmount, you're insufferable. 555 00:41:09,001 --> 00:41:12,015 Oh, my God... you look beautiful. 556 00:41:14,004 --> 00:41:16,004 Just like a corpse. 557 00:41:16,006 --> 00:41:17,023 Why don't you crawl back to your coffin? 558 00:41:18,001 --> 00:41:19,015 - You vile toad! - I knew it! 559 00:41:19,017 --> 00:41:20,020 I knew it! You're not leaving him! 560 00:41:20,022 --> 00:41:22,000 You didn't mean it! 561 00:41:22,002 --> 00:41:24,003 I meant it! I said it! 562 00:41:24,005 --> 00:41:25,018 You know, all you want is 563 00:41:25,020 --> 00:41:27,004 for everyone to think you're perfect! 564 00:41:27,006 --> 00:41:29,008 Perfectly dull! 565 00:41:29,010 --> 00:41:32,014 Well, at least, I'm not being destructive. 566 00:41:32,016 --> 00:41:34,022 What did you do over at Mrs. J.R. Biggs? 567 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,014 Her attorney's been calling to try and have you arrested! 568 00:41:37,016 --> 00:41:40,016 I didn't do a thing to that emaciated crow! 569 00:41:40,018 --> 00:41:42,005 Let her caw all she wants. 570 00:41:44,006 --> 00:41:46,009 Ha! 571 00:41:46,011 --> 00:41:48,012 Mama always loved you ten times better than me. 572 00:41:48,014 --> 00:41:50,015 Oh, God! Here we go! 573 00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:05,006 Well, everybody always thought she was. 574 00:42:05,008 --> 00:42:08,021 Till the day she died, people were saying she... 575 00:42:08,023 --> 00:42:10,008 Hello? 576 00:42:10,010 --> 00:42:12,002 Oh... Yes, he is. 577 00:42:12,004 --> 00:42:13,012 Would you like to talk to him? 578 00:42:13,014 --> 00:42:15,006 - Just a minute... - You shut up! 579 00:42:15,008 --> 00:42:17,002 - You shut up! - You shut up! 580 00:42:17,004 --> 00:42:19,000 Delmount, it's for you. 581 00:42:20,019 --> 00:42:22,021 Yeah, this is Delmount Williams. 582 00:42:24,015 --> 00:42:26,010 I beg your pardon? 583 00:42:27,007 --> 00:42:29,011 Don't you threaten me! 584 00:42:29,013 --> 00:42:31,014 I'll pulverize your entire bein'! 585 00:42:31,016 --> 00:42:33,016 I'll throw your eyeballs to the hounds, 586 00:42:33,018 --> 00:42:35,006 you stupid warthog! 587 00:42:36,010 --> 00:42:38,002 That was them, wasn't it? 588 00:42:38,004 --> 00:42:40,020 Mrs. J.R. Biggs' attorney. Imagine, castigating me! 589 00:42:40,022 --> 00:42:43,002 Goddamn, those imbeciles! 590 00:42:43,004 --> 00:42:45,006 I'm selling this wretched house if I have to give it away! 591 00:42:45,008 --> 00:42:48,000 That's right, just give it away! 592 00:42:48,002 --> 00:42:50,014 After all, Mama left it to you and only you. 593 00:42:50,016 --> 00:42:52,014 - She left nothin' to me. - Aw! 594 00:42:52,016 --> 00:42:53,018 I don't understand it, 595 00:42:53,020 --> 00:42:55,010 I tried so hard to please Mama... 596 00:42:55,012 --> 00:42:57,022 You tried too hard! 597 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:02,020 Oh, I despise you, you irresponsible dolt! 598 00:43:05,020 --> 00:43:07,007 - Hello? - It's the doorbell! 599 00:43:07,009 --> 00:43:10,004 - Oh. It's the orphan! - What orphan? 600 00:43:10,006 --> 00:43:13,004 Oh, Carnelle feeds orphans. 601 00:43:13,006 --> 00:43:15,012 Well, here it is. 602 00:43:15,014 --> 00:43:19,016 Look, I gotta run, fix up that tuna noodle casserole... 603 00:43:27,007 --> 00:43:28,007 Damn... 604 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,006 What time were they supposed to have called by? 605 00:43:32,008 --> 00:43:35,007 Six o'clock. It's after seven now. 606 00:43:49,007 --> 00:43:51,008 - Good meal. - Excellent! 607 00:43:51,010 --> 00:43:53,004 Marvelous. 608 00:43:53,006 --> 00:43:55,009 Well, I guess I better go and start up the dishes, then. 609 00:43:55,011 --> 00:43:57,019 Tuna noodle really sticks to your plates. 610 00:44:02,016 --> 00:44:04,007 Hello? 611 00:44:04,009 --> 00:44:07,011 Oh, Ronnie... just fine. 612 00:44:08,018 --> 00:44:10,015 No, I wouldn't... 613 00:44:10,017 --> 00:44:14,008 'Cause I don't go driving around like that anymore. 614 00:44:14,010 --> 00:44:16,008 I'm a respectable person. 615 00:44:18,014 --> 00:44:20,017 Don't you call me that. 616 00:44:20,019 --> 00:44:23,001 Don't say that! I would not! 617 00:44:23,003 --> 00:44:27,007 Why... Why, I'd rather... I'd rather eat poison 618 00:44:27,009 --> 00:44:29,022 than even spit on a low-life scum such as you. 619 00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:32,019 I hate all your guts, and don't forget it! 620 00:44:32,021 --> 00:44:33,021 Good-bye! 621 00:44:37,018 --> 00:44:40,020 Wasn't Carnelle's casserole just delicious? 622 00:44:40,022 --> 00:44:42,002 Mmm. 623 00:44:48,013 --> 00:44:52,006 Listen, I guess it doesn't matter about not finding... 624 00:44:53,015 --> 00:44:55,023 ...not finding that red dress. 625 00:44:58,003 --> 00:44:59,021 You should consider yourself lucky. 626 00:44:59,023 --> 00:45:02,020 That type of false pageantry is way beneath you. 627 00:45:02,022 --> 00:45:04,022 Yes, it is... 628 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,021 Since it's been integrated, 629 00:45:06,023 --> 00:45:11,017 the quality of the contest has really gone down, down, down. 630 00:45:14,006 --> 00:45:16,011 Why it's nothing but a garish display 631 00:45:16,013 --> 00:45:19,017 of painted-up prancing pigs. That's all there is to it. 632 00:45:22,018 --> 00:45:24,002 Well... 633 00:45:28,012 --> 00:45:31,005 the main thing is it was gonna be, 634 00:45:31,007 --> 00:45:34,023 I don't know, visible proof... 635 00:45:35,001 --> 00:45:37,012 And I would have liked to ride on a float 636 00:45:37,014 --> 00:45:40,006 and wave out to people. 637 00:45:44,006 --> 00:45:46,000 Carnelle! 638 00:45:46,002 --> 00:45:50,002 All this is just gonna help build up your character! 639 00:45:50,004 --> 00:45:53,005 Remember, the more Mama suffered, 640 00:45:53,007 --> 00:45:55,013 the more divine she became! 641 00:45:59,020 --> 00:46:01,020 Good Lord in heavenly butter! 642 00:46:10,003 --> 00:46:11,016 Oh, God, 643 00:46:11,018 --> 00:46:13,009 remember how Uncle Willie dropped Carnelle off here 644 00:46:13,011 --> 00:46:15,022 with nothing but a pillowcase full of dirty rags? 645 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,022 I've never seen anything quite so pathetic. 646 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,000 Ringworms in her head. 647 00:46:21,002 --> 00:46:24,008 And remember that little yellow cap 648 00:46:24,010 --> 00:46:27,000 she wore pulled down over her head 649 00:46:27,002 --> 00:46:30,006 even in the summer's heat? 650 00:46:30,008 --> 00:46:34,002 Mama told the people that she just had short, yellow hair. 651 00:46:34,004 --> 00:46:37,020 Oh, Mama was such a brilliant woman. 652 00:46:37,022 --> 00:46:41,020 Well, from a distance, it did kinda look like that. 653 00:46:41,022 --> 00:46:43,017 I do doubt it. 654 00:46:43,019 --> 00:46:45,011 Oh. 655 00:46:45,013 --> 00:46:48,008 Anyway, she never did attain any self- esteem. 656 00:46:48,010 --> 00:46:51,007 Had to sleep with every worthless soul in Yazoo City 657 00:46:51,009 --> 00:46:52,023 just to prove she was attractive. 658 00:46:53,001 --> 00:46:54,019 - Shut up. - Oh, come on, swing. 659 00:47:02,015 --> 00:47:08,000 I hate my hair! I hate it! 660 00:47:08,002 --> 00:47:10,011 They didn't even want me. 661 00:47:11,015 --> 00:47:14,023 I'm a failure! I'm ugly! 662 00:47:15,001 --> 00:47:17,019 My thighs are fat! 663 00:47:17,021 --> 00:47:20,007 No one loves me! 664 00:47:28,011 --> 00:47:30,011 Oh, oh, oh! 665 00:47:33,022 --> 00:47:35,017 I'll get it! 666 00:47:37,007 --> 00:47:39,002 - I'll get it! - One moment, please... 667 00:47:39,004 --> 00:47:41,002 I'll get it! 668 00:47:43,008 --> 00:47:47,004 Hello? Uh, yes, this is she. 669 00:47:48,009 --> 00:47:49,015 What? 670 00:47:50,015 --> 00:47:53,010 Oh, so sorry. 671 00:47:53,012 --> 00:47:56,007 Oh, no, how sad, how tragic! 672 00:47:57,016 --> 00:48:03,015 What? Oh, yes, all right. Thank you. Bye-bye. 673 00:48:03,017 --> 00:48:05,016 That was... that was Miss Blue, and well... 674 00:48:05,018 --> 00:48:08,005 Do you remember her dog, Spider? 675 00:48:08,007 --> 00:48:11,009 - Uh... the brown and white one? - Yes, yes. 676 00:48:11,011 --> 00:48:13,005 Well, Spider was hit by a van and he died. 677 00:48:13,007 --> 00:48:14,018 So Miss Blue was late 678 00:48:14,020 --> 00:48:17,005 in notifying the five finalists, but... 679 00:48:30,017 --> 00:48:32,019 Oh... my God! 680 00:48:32,021 --> 00:48:34,003 Oh, my God! 681 00:48:34,005 --> 00:48:35,022 - What? 682 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,001 I made the pageant! 683 00:48:40,016 --> 00:48:44,003 Oh, by God! I made the pageant. 684 00:48:44,005 --> 00:48:46,019 I did, I did. I made it! 685 00:48:50,007 --> 00:48:51,015 Line up! 686 00:48:51,017 --> 00:48:53,003 The photo session's about to begin. 687 00:48:53,005 --> 00:48:54,017 Stand tall, everyone. 688 00:48:54,019 --> 00:48:58,006 Let's see that Firecracker sparkle. 689 00:48:58,008 --> 00:49:00,015 Remain still, please. 690 00:49:00,017 --> 00:49:04,020 Everyone, keep your necks long and proud. 691 00:49:04,022 --> 00:49:07,008 Now look beautiful. 692 00:49:07,010 --> 00:49:10,000 Stand up straight, Missy. 693 00:49:10,002 --> 00:49:13,001 Remember, when it counts, suck and tuck! 694 00:49:23,005 --> 00:49:25,014 We're so glad we could come to terms, Delmount. 695 00:49:25,016 --> 00:49:28,011 You know, Susan set our last house on fire. 696 00:49:28,013 --> 00:49:30,006 I forgot to turn the butter beans off. 697 00:49:30,008 --> 00:49:33,008 Well, the house I've sold you is completely fireproof. 698 00:49:33,010 --> 00:49:36,007 Every inch of it has been drenched with fire repellent. 699 00:49:36,009 --> 00:49:38,017 It's a virtual atom bomb shelter. 700 00:49:38,019 --> 00:49:41,005 Let's see, I know I'll beat Sally Chin, 701 00:49:41,007 --> 00:49:42,016 just 'cause she's token Negro- Chinese... 702 00:49:42,018 --> 00:49:44,002 Ah! 703 00:49:44,004 --> 00:49:45,005 I'm not trying to be mean about it, 704 00:49:45,007 --> 00:49:46,013 but it's the truth! 705 00:49:46,015 --> 00:49:49,013 I am sweltering in all this heat. 706 00:49:49,015 --> 00:49:51,015 Where in the world is Delmount? 707 00:49:53,006 --> 00:49:55,006 Delmount! 708 00:49:55,008 --> 00:49:59,017 I have to go. I have to get back to Miss Lily's dress shop. 709 00:49:59,019 --> 00:50:01,008 Oh, well, we'll just drop you off. 710 00:50:01,010 --> 00:50:03,012 No... I can't get in that ride. 711 00:50:04,011 --> 00:50:06,006 Because... 712 00:50:06,008 --> 00:50:08,000 Well, see, Delmount... 713 00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:11,016 Delmount makes my heart hot. 714 00:50:11,018 --> 00:50:13,006 Look at it now, it's just burning! 715 00:50:13,008 --> 00:50:15,004 I have to go! I'll see you later! 716 00:50:27,018 --> 00:50:29,022 Breaks my heart to give this place up. 717 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,008 By the way, any article you see is for sale 718 00:50:32,010 --> 00:50:34,007 at the Firecracker contest tomorrow. 719 00:50:34,009 --> 00:50:36,023 I'll give you 10 percent off because you're a nice couple... 720 00:50:37,001 --> 00:50:38,012 and, uh... 721 00:50:38,014 --> 00:50:39,020 Like I say, 722 00:50:39,022 --> 00:50:41,009 there's hardwood floors... 723 00:50:41,011 --> 00:50:42,023 Keys, keys, keys, keys! 724 00:50:43,001 --> 00:50:45,008 Would you excuse me for a minute? 725 00:50:45,010 --> 00:50:46,019 What the hell are you doing? 726 00:50:46,021 --> 00:50:48,021 Remember the red Antebellum dress 727 00:50:48,023 --> 00:50:50,017 she wore to the Natchez pilgrimage? 728 00:50:50,019 --> 00:50:52,022 You are not going into that monkey's room! 729 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,013 You are not going to clothe yourself 730 00:50:54,015 --> 00:50:56,010 in any garment that has clung to her 731 00:50:56,012 --> 00:50:59,009 - grotesquely hairy loins! - Oh! 732 00:50:59,011 --> 00:51:01,023 You are not going into that monkey's room! 733 00:51:02,001 --> 00:51:03,015 For Heaven's sakes, she wasn't a real monkey. 734 00:51:03,017 --> 00:51:06,008 She was just excessively furry for a human bein'. 735 00:51:07,019 --> 00:51:09,007 Carnelle! 736 00:51:10,014 --> 00:51:11,013 Carnelle! 737 00:51:12,018 --> 00:51:13,021 No... 738 00:51:13,023 --> 00:51:16,004 No, no, this just might work. 739 00:51:16,006 --> 00:51:18,006 - I need a red dress! - No! 740 00:51:24,012 --> 00:51:26,021 This won't do. This will not do. 741 00:51:38,005 --> 00:51:39,022 - Popeye. - Hi. 742 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,017 Hi. I need a dress for the contest tomorrow. 743 00:51:41,019 --> 00:51:43,002 A crimson dress! 744 00:51:43,004 --> 00:51:44,011 - For Carnelle? - "For Car... "? 745 00:51:44,013 --> 00:51:45,018 Obviously for Carnelle, obviously. 746 00:51:45,020 --> 00:51:48,010 Oh! Here, let me help you. 747 00:51:48,012 --> 00:51:49,021 I'll show you around. 748 00:51:49,023 --> 00:51:52,001 We have some lovely things over here. 749 00:51:56,012 --> 00:51:58,007 Well, now, actually, 750 00:51:58,009 --> 00:52:00,017 this one is a burgundy beet, rather than a true red... 751 00:52:00,019 --> 00:52:02,015 We call it "eggplant." 752 00:52:07,004 --> 00:52:09,014 No, that's pink. 753 00:52:11,011 --> 00:52:13,023 No, no, no, no. 754 00:52:15,003 --> 00:52:16,020 Oh! Mmm, no. 755 00:52:16,022 --> 00:52:20,021 That one is a rose salmon. And anyway, it don't move. 756 00:52:20,023 --> 00:52:25,016 An evenin' gown has to flow. It's gotta breathe, Delmount. 757 00:52:28,006 --> 00:52:29,006 Oh... 758 00:52:30,008 --> 00:52:32,022 Well, does this breathe? 759 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,007 Do you think it's breathing? 760 00:52:35,009 --> 00:52:37,004 I don't think it's breathin'. 761 00:52:37,006 --> 00:52:40,014 Besides, it's fuchsia... hot pink. 762 00:52:43,005 --> 00:52:44,012 - This breathes... - Yes. 763 00:52:44,014 --> 00:52:45,020 - And it's red. - Yes. 764 00:52:45,022 --> 00:52:47,016 And it moves! 765 00:52:47,018 --> 00:52:50,007 Yes, but it's not a dress, it's a fabric bolt, Delmount! 766 00:52:50,009 --> 00:52:52,012 Of course... 767 00:52:52,014 --> 00:52:54,022 Of course it's a fabric bolt! 768 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,018 - This one won't do. - Won't do... won't do. 769 00:53:00,014 --> 00:53:02,011 Delmount, there's a bunch over here 770 00:53:02,013 --> 00:53:03,021 - that won't do... - Aha! 771 00:53:09,016 --> 00:53:12,002 Oh, Popeye... Popeye... 772 00:53:13,014 --> 00:53:15,014 It's all hopeless. 773 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:20,022 My word. 774 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,013 What's goin' on in here? 775 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,009 It's Delmount! 776 00:53:25,011 --> 00:53:27,006 What's he doin' here? 777 00:53:27,008 --> 00:53:30,015 My God, it's those horrible two! 778 00:53:34,021 --> 00:53:37,005 Delmount! 779 00:53:39,021 --> 00:53:42,019 Oh, what has happened? 780 00:53:42,021 --> 00:53:44,019 Popeye's gonna get in trouble. 781 00:53:44,021 --> 00:53:47,016 I bet Miss Lilly's gonna fire her! 782 00:53:49,001 --> 00:53:53,021 Well, it's red all right, it's red. 783 00:53:57,017 --> 00:54:03,004 Oh... I'm gonna need Popeye to do some sewing on this. 784 00:54:16,017 --> 00:54:20,018 - Hey! Hey! - Hey. Can I help ya? 785 00:54:20,020 --> 00:54:22,014 I'd like to look at the moon. 786 00:54:22,016 --> 00:54:26,012 Sorry, kid we ain't open for customers. 787 00:54:26,014 --> 00:54:28,009 I wouldn't be a customer. 788 00:54:29,023 --> 00:54:34,006 Um... okay. 789 00:55:04,018 --> 00:55:07,020 Nothin's hopeless. 790 00:55:28,006 --> 00:55:33,006 One of my most memorable experiences 791 00:55:33,008 --> 00:55:36,015 was being crowned your Miss Firecracker, 792 00:55:36,017 --> 00:55:39,016 an Ambassadress of Beauty. 793 00:55:43,022 --> 00:55:47,003 It was a thrilling episode in our history, 794 00:55:47,005 --> 00:55:50,014 as the coveted crown was placed upon my head... 795 00:56:29,019 --> 00:56:31,019 ♪ Are you from Dixie? ♪ 796 00:56:31,021 --> 00:56:33,016 ♪ I said from Dixie ♪ 797 00:56:33,018 --> 00:56:37,011 ♪ Where the fields of cotton beckon to me ♪ 798 00:56:37,013 --> 00:56:39,002 ♪ I'm glad to see you ♪ 799 00:56:39,004 --> 00:56:41,008 ♪ Tell me how be you ♪ 800 00:56:41,010 --> 00:56:44,010 We gotta, we gotta, we gotta, come on, come on... 801 00:56:44,012 --> 00:56:47,017 Yeah! I got a winner! Gotta winner. Right here! 802 00:56:47,019 --> 00:56:51,009 I want that bunny thing. That bunny thing, up there. 803 00:56:51,011 --> 00:56:55,000 Gracious Lord, if I have another drop of lemonade, 804 00:56:55,002 --> 00:56:57,007 I'll probably turn right into a lemon! 805 00:57:04,016 --> 00:57:07,020 Hey, Tamale, what's that falling off your head? 806 00:57:09,010 --> 00:57:13,015 Oh, look. Now my hairpiece is falling off. 807 00:57:13,017 --> 00:57:16,002 I worked all morning on that. 808 00:57:16,004 --> 00:57:18,000 So, um, is your sister nervous? 809 00:57:18,002 --> 00:57:20,009 Not really. I guess she knows she doesn't have a chance. 810 00:57:20,011 --> 00:57:22,005 Oh, what makes you say that? 811 00:57:22,007 --> 00:57:24,011 'Cause she's humped- shouldered from practicing that 812 00:57:24,013 --> 00:57:27,004 Johann Sebastian Bach opus on the piano all day long. 813 00:57:27,006 --> 00:57:28,000 What a shame. 814 00:57:28,002 --> 00:57:29,017 Of course... 815 00:57:29,019 --> 00:57:31,021 Of course, Caroline Jefferson is really a lovely girl. 816 00:57:31,023 --> 00:57:34,021 Yeah. Yeah, except for those yellow teeth. 817 00:57:34,023 --> 00:57:36,021 Well, I hear that she took medicine for seizures 818 00:57:36,023 --> 00:57:38,007 that she had as a child, 819 00:57:38,009 --> 00:57:40,008 and it scraped off most of her tooth enamel. 820 00:57:40,010 --> 00:57:42,012 Yeah, but I don't think the judges are interested 821 00:57:42,014 --> 00:57:44,001 in sentimentality. 822 00:57:44,003 --> 00:57:46,005 - Uh-huh. - Just the teeth themselves. 823 00:57:46,007 --> 00:57:48,016 Come on! We don't have much time! 824 00:57:56,002 --> 00:57:57,022 Ladies and gentlemen. 825 00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,015 Ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention 826 00:57:59,017 --> 00:58:02,001 for a minute, please. 827 00:58:02,003 --> 00:58:05,007 Lizard Man. 828 00:58:05,009 --> 00:58:08,008 I dare you to see this reptilian creature 829 00:58:08,010 --> 00:58:10,001 that time has forgot. 830 00:58:11,014 --> 00:58:14,016 You hold the Mardi Gras mask up over your face, 831 00:58:14,018 --> 00:58:17,004 and you keep the side of the dress covered 832 00:58:17,006 --> 00:58:19,014 where... under your arm, where the extra material is. 833 00:58:19,016 --> 00:58:20,023 With your arm and your elbow... 834 00:58:21,001 --> 00:58:24,007 And... scoop. 835 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:26,011 And scoop. 836 00:58:27,002 --> 00:58:28,016 And scoop. 837 00:58:29,006 --> 00:58:30,016 Oh. 838 00:58:31,023 --> 00:58:33,015 Okay. 839 00:58:37,020 --> 00:58:39,017 And scoop... 840 00:58:39,019 --> 00:58:41,018 And scoop. 841 00:58:41,020 --> 00:58:43,015 Flip out your wrist. Make it crisp. 842 00:58:43,017 --> 00:58:45,004 And scoop. 843 00:58:45,006 --> 00:58:49,023 Oh, you are getting it! 844 00:58:50,001 --> 00:58:53,018 It's been more than an honor, and so much of a privilege... 845 00:58:53,020 --> 00:58:55,002 Mahoney girl! 846 00:58:55,004 --> 00:58:56,021 to have served as your Miss Firecracker. 847 00:58:56,023 --> 00:59:00,004 I wish many blessings on all of you... 848 00:59:00,006 --> 00:59:02,003 Have you seen Miss Rutledge? 849 00:59:02,005 --> 00:59:03,016 Yes, she's fine. 850 00:59:03,018 --> 00:59:05,006 Where is she? 851 00:59:05,008 --> 00:59:07,022 Oh. She's in Carnelle's dressing room. 852 00:59:10,004 --> 00:59:11,017 Thank you. 853 00:59:13,001 --> 00:59:15,011 - Popeye? - Oh, hello. 854 00:59:15,013 --> 00:59:17,018 Hi... Carnelle, she, uh, needed... 855 00:59:17,020 --> 00:59:19,007 she was searching for you earlier. 856 00:59:19,009 --> 00:59:20,023 She was? 857 00:59:21,001 --> 00:59:22,014 Yeah, she needed your help to help sew on this 858 00:59:22,016 --> 00:59:24,021 torn up red dress she found for the contest. 859 00:59:24,023 --> 00:59:27,003 She's been looking for you since last night. 860 00:59:27,005 --> 00:59:31,006 Ah! Well, last night I was up at the old observatory. 861 00:59:31,008 --> 00:59:33,021 That man pointed up right at the moon 862 00:59:33,023 --> 00:59:35,014 so I could take me a look at it. 863 00:59:35,016 --> 00:59:36,020 Yeah? 864 00:59:36,022 --> 00:59:39,001 - Mm-hmm. - How did it look? 865 00:59:41,022 --> 00:59:45,014 Big... Orange... 866 00:59:45,016 --> 00:59:49,004 It was kinda shiny and sparkly. 867 00:59:50,012 --> 00:59:52,014 - Sounds nice. - What? 868 00:59:52,016 --> 00:59:53,017 Sounds nice. 869 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,016 It was! 870 01:00:00,023 --> 01:00:03,007 You better... go. 871 01:00:03,009 --> 01:00:05,017 Okay, I can work on her dress. 872 01:00:05,019 --> 01:00:09,004 The dress... Look, Popeye, I heard you lost your job. 873 01:00:09,006 --> 01:00:11,019 Now, actually, I was fired from it. 874 01:00:11,021 --> 01:00:13,012 I know, I'm very, very sorry. 875 01:00:13,014 --> 01:00:17,022 And now, ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, 876 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:22,011 The Lady of the Magnolia, Miss Elain Rutledge. 877 01:00:30,001 --> 01:00:31,020 Thank y'all. 878 01:00:38,007 --> 01:00:41,003 Thanks... too much. 879 01:00:44,007 --> 01:00:49,000 "A thing of beauty is a joy forever. 880 01:00:49,002 --> 01:00:51,017 It will never, ever pass into nothingness." 881 01:00:51,019 --> 01:00:57,005 Ah, how aptly put by Mr. John Keats back in 1818. 882 01:01:02,020 --> 01:01:06,012 One of my most memorable experiences 883 01:01:06,014 --> 01:01:09,019 was being crowned your Miss Firecracker, 884 01:01:09,021 --> 01:01:15,020 an ambassadress of beauty to represent our fair city. 885 01:01:15,022 --> 01:01:19,004 It was a thrilling episode in our history, 886 01:01:19,006 --> 01:01:21,020 as the coveted crown was placed upon my head, 887 01:01:21,022 --> 01:01:25,019 and I proudly led the parade as your queen. 888 01:01:27,015 --> 01:01:29,007 Thank you! 889 01:01:32,008 --> 01:01:33,021 Oh, please! 890 01:01:34,019 --> 01:01:36,007 As you know... 891 01:01:37,021 --> 01:01:39,012 It's all dreadful. 892 01:01:41,005 --> 01:01:46,002 Did you see Carnelle dressed up in that big red thing? 893 01:01:46,004 --> 01:01:51,002 Yeah! She's a knockout, ain't she? 894 01:01:53,005 --> 01:01:59,011 In conclusion, wherever I have roamed, 895 01:01:59,013 --> 01:02:02,007 New Orleans, Atlanta, 896 01:02:02,009 --> 01:02:05,000 Baton Rouge, Jackson, 897 01:02:05,020 --> 01:02:07,003 or Yazoo City... 898 01:02:11,002 --> 01:02:16,000 ...I have deeply enjoyed my life as a beauty. 899 01:02:16,002 --> 01:02:20,002 Hey! 900 01:02:25,017 --> 01:02:29,014 And now I'd like to present the wonderful man 901 01:02:29,016 --> 01:02:33,000 who presented me, Mr. Benjamin Drapper! 902 01:02:39,012 --> 01:02:40,015 Hit it, boys! 903 01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:47,017 Now, here they are, the parade of Firecrackers! 904 01:02:47,019 --> 01:02:49,005 How she can put herself through this, 905 01:02:49,007 --> 01:02:51,003 I'll never understand. 906 01:02:51,005 --> 01:02:54,012 Yeah, women are funny about their looks. 907 01:02:54,014 --> 01:02:56,006 My grandpapa used to say to me, 908 01:02:56,008 --> 01:03:01,000 "Sam, all you have to do is tell a woman you love her 909 01:03:01,002 --> 01:03:04,013 and she goes just like that." 910 01:03:07,017 --> 01:03:10,015 - How pithy. - Yeah. 911 01:03:10,017 --> 01:03:15,001 ♪ Hey, hey, good- lookin' ♪ 912 01:03:15,003 --> 01:03:18,016 ♪ What you got cookin'?♪ 913 01:03:18,018 --> 01:03:24,007 ♪ How's about cookin' something up with me? ♪ 914 01:03:24,009 --> 01:03:28,006 Hey, Hot Tam! Nice dress! 915 01:03:28,008 --> 01:03:32,007 Oh, yeah! Let's wiggle that little light thing! 916 01:03:32,009 --> 01:03:33,016 Whoo! 917 01:03:33,018 --> 01:03:35,021 ♪ We can find a brand new... ♪ 918 01:03:35,023 --> 01:03:39,008 Fortunately, I have yet to make advances 919 01:03:39,010 --> 01:03:41,006 to any woman who did not possess 920 01:03:41,008 --> 01:03:44,016 at least one classically beautiful characteristic. 921 01:03:44,018 --> 01:03:48,016 It's sort of a romantic notion I have. 922 01:03:51,007 --> 01:03:52,016 Well... 923 01:03:53,023 --> 01:03:56,023 What I like is a woman who can take it 924 01:03:57,001 --> 01:03:58,018 right slap on the chin. 925 01:03:58,020 --> 01:04:00,008 Put your hands together, 926 01:04:00,010 --> 01:04:02,007 we want to hear it for these girls. 927 01:04:02,009 --> 01:04:04,021 Oh, yeah. That's better. That's it. 928 01:04:04,023 --> 01:04:07,009 Let's hear it. Come on now. 929 01:04:07,011 --> 01:04:10,002 All right! 930 01:04:10,004 --> 01:04:14,004 ♪ I got a hot rod Ford and a two dollar bill ♪ 931 01:04:14,006 --> 01:04:18,002 ♪ And I know a spot right over the hill ♪ 932 01:04:18,004 --> 01:04:21,000 ♪ There's soda pop and the dance is free ♪ 933 01:04:21,002 --> 01:04:26,015 ♪ So if you wanna have fun come along with me ♪ 934 01:04:26,017 --> 01:04:28,017 - Give that dog a bone! - Hey, boys, - stop that! 935 01:04:28,019 --> 01:04:32,023 Oh! Oh, no! 936 01:04:34,023 --> 01:04:36,007 Uh-oh! 937 01:04:38,008 --> 01:04:39,014 Oh! 938 01:04:39,016 --> 01:04:41,011 That's all right, folks. 939 01:04:43,019 --> 01:04:46,016 - Oh, God! - Oh! 940 01:04:46,018 --> 01:04:47,023 Carnelle! 941 01:04:49,002 --> 01:04:52,009 Okay, I'm okay. We're okay... 942 01:04:52,011 --> 01:04:56,011 Oh, my! Oh, my! 943 01:04:58,011 --> 01:05:00,008 Honey, I'll clean you up. 944 01:05:00,010 --> 01:05:02,019 - It's a disgrace! - Delmount, it's a humiliation! 945 01:05:02,021 --> 01:05:05,001 What? 946 01:05:05,003 --> 01:05:07,021 That horrible Ronnie Wayne is actually throwing peanuts, 947 01:05:07,023 --> 01:05:09,021 trash, and ice right there on the stage 948 01:05:09,023 --> 01:05:11,006 in front of everyone. 949 01:05:11,008 --> 01:05:12,023 At her? He's throwing them at her? 950 01:05:13,001 --> 01:05:15,012 Well, a peanut hit her right between the eyes! 951 01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:19,007 He dies. 952 01:05:27,008 --> 01:05:29,017 Ronnie Wayne! 953 01:05:29,019 --> 01:05:31,021 Ronnie Wayne! 954 01:05:32,010 --> 01:05:33,009 Damn. 955 01:05:44,009 --> 01:05:46,014 You want more, Ronnie Wayne? 956 01:05:46,016 --> 01:05:48,005 Man, you're a looney tune! 957 01:05:48,007 --> 01:05:49,020 They should lock you up and throw away the... 958 01:05:51,007 --> 01:05:52,009 You want more? 959 01:05:52,011 --> 01:05:54,000 You want more, Ronnie Wayne? 960 01:06:00,022 --> 01:06:02,015 It's all ruined! I'm destroyed! 961 01:06:02,017 --> 01:06:03,016 No, you're not. 962 01:06:03,018 --> 01:06:05,003 Oh, Carnelle, 963 01:06:05,005 --> 01:06:06,005 I don't think people really noticed 964 01:06:06,007 --> 01:06:07,011 when you tripped. 965 01:06:28,014 --> 01:06:31,004 My teeth are Grey! They look like mule's teeth! 966 01:06:31,006 --> 01:06:32,016 I should not have been born! 967 01:06:32,018 --> 01:06:36,019 Woo-hoo! I showed 'em all! 968 01:06:36,021 --> 01:06:38,019 Cold-blooded swine! 969 01:06:40,004 --> 01:06:42,011 Delmount, my patience is running thin 970 01:06:42,013 --> 01:06:44,016 with this unruly behavior. 971 01:06:46,010 --> 01:06:50,004 I'll go and get you some ice to put on your swelled- up leg. 972 01:06:50,006 --> 01:06:51,023 I hate this! I hate this! I'm about to cry! 973 01:06:52,001 --> 01:06:53,023 Don't worry, child o' mine, nobody's hurt. 974 01:06:54,001 --> 01:06:56,016 We enjoyed it! 975 01:06:56,018 --> 01:06:58,012 You're making me sick here! 976 01:06:58,023 --> 01:07:00,016 Sick! 977 01:07:36,022 --> 01:07:39,013 "With God as my witness... 978 01:07:42,008 --> 01:07:47,006 With God as my witness, they're not going to lick me! 979 01:07:48,012 --> 01:07:55,003 If I have to lie, cheat, steal... kill. 980 01:07:58,001 --> 01:08:00,021 With God as my witness, 981 01:08:00,023 --> 01:08:03,022 I'm going to live through this! 982 01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:05,018 And when it's all over, 983 01:08:07,003 --> 01:08:09,006 I'll never be hungry again." 984 01:08:12,008 --> 01:08:16,009 Enter the infernal jaws of hell. 985 01:08:17,021 --> 01:08:20,013 Oh! He gonna burn up his throat! 986 01:08:23,020 --> 01:08:25,008 Ta-dah! 987 01:08:25,010 --> 01:08:26,023 How'd you like that, beautiful? 988 01:08:27,001 --> 01:08:28,021 That was wonderful. Do you know some more? 989 01:08:28,023 --> 01:08:30,013 I know one. I can do one. 990 01:08:30,015 --> 01:08:32,021 - I can wiggle my ears! - Ooh, let me see it. 991 01:08:32,023 --> 01:08:34,006 All right. 992 01:08:50,011 --> 01:08:52,017 Uh, I don't see 'em wiggling. 993 01:08:52,019 --> 01:08:56,000 Nope. They ain't wiggling. 994 01:08:56,002 --> 01:08:57,006 Hmm-mm. 995 01:08:59,008 --> 01:09:01,007 Sure ain't. 996 01:09:01,009 --> 01:09:05,013 Well, I gotta fly. So long, Popeye. 997 01:09:10,016 --> 01:09:12,006 Take it easy, Dumbo. 998 01:09:18,007 --> 01:09:21,015 Well, I have to go and help Carnelle. 999 01:09:21,017 --> 01:09:23,016 It's almost time for her routine. 1000 01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:39,003 Woah, that was Caroline Jefferson. 1001 01:09:39,005 --> 01:09:42,014 Wasn't she a magnificent Scarlett O'Hara? 1002 01:09:42,016 --> 01:09:44,004 Thank you, Caroline. 1003 01:09:44,006 --> 01:09:47,004 - Now, our next contestant... - Thank you. 1004 01:09:47,006 --> 01:09:53,007 ..will be Miss Sally Chin and her electrifying hula- hoops! 1005 01:09:53,009 --> 01:09:54,023 Come on, Sally! 1006 01:09:56,002 --> 01:09:58,012 Carnelle, you're on next! 1007 01:09:58,014 --> 01:10:01,013 I'm on next. I'm on next. I'm on next! 1008 01:10:02,023 --> 01:10:05,005 Carnelle... 1009 01:10:05,007 --> 01:10:09,008 Oh, Popeye, I should have done a dramatic interpretation piece. 1010 01:10:09,010 --> 01:10:11,001 I like your act! 1011 01:10:11,003 --> 01:10:13,019 The boys got your bang-boom, your shiny jacket, 1012 01:10:13,021 --> 01:10:15,011 I got my outfit. 1013 01:10:15,013 --> 01:10:17,023 You got your sparkle, girl, come on! 1014 01:10:21,014 --> 01:10:23,007 - Whoa! - Whoo! 1015 01:10:43,007 --> 01:10:44,010 Hey. 1016 01:10:44,012 --> 01:10:45,023 Carnelle's on next. 1017 01:10:46,001 --> 01:10:48,008 Yeah, I don't think I can watch it. 1018 01:10:48,010 --> 01:10:50,013 I mean, she actually thinks she's tap dancing... 1019 01:10:50,015 --> 01:10:53,008 She's just clomping her feet around... 1020 01:10:53,010 --> 01:10:54,011 Poor Carnelle. 1021 01:10:54,013 --> 01:10:56,006 She wants to be beautiful 1022 01:10:56,008 --> 01:10:59,011 without understanding the limitations it brings. 1023 01:10:59,013 --> 01:11:00,023 Well, it'll all be over soon. 1024 01:11:01,001 --> 01:11:03,000 Carnelle will go on up to Memphis... 1025 01:11:03,002 --> 01:11:05,000 I'll start my life in New Orleans, 1026 01:11:05,002 --> 01:11:07,012 And you'll go wherever the winds take you. 1027 01:11:11,001 --> 01:11:13,019 - Delmount, I... - Hey, don't worry explaining... 1028 01:11:13,021 --> 01:11:15,008 You're free! 1029 01:11:15,010 --> 01:11:17,023 Finally going to find out why you're alive! 1030 01:11:20,016 --> 01:11:25,000 Yes! Oh... 1031 01:11:25,002 --> 01:11:29,018 Our final contestant, in the talent section 1032 01:11:29,020 --> 01:11:34,009 of our contest, will be Miss Carnelle Scott! 1033 01:11:34,011 --> 01:11:38,020 Miss Scott will be performing a marching tap-dance routine 1034 01:11:38,022 --> 01:11:41,018 to the Star Spangled Banner! 1035 01:11:41,020 --> 01:11:44,004 - Do I look okay? - Just great! 1036 01:11:44,006 --> 01:11:45,017 Let's go. 1037 01:12:26,015 --> 01:12:27,018 Whoo! 1038 01:13:06,009 --> 01:13:08,010 Miss Elain Rutledge? 1039 01:13:08,012 --> 01:13:10,012 Hey, come here. 1040 01:13:15,020 --> 01:13:17,014 I'll take care of this. 1041 01:13:19,016 --> 01:13:21,007 Get out of here. 1042 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:48,014 God Bless America! 1043 01:14:59,017 --> 01:15:01,017 Conclusion, what a finish! 1044 01:15:01,019 --> 01:15:04,018 Oh, God Bless America. God Bless America. 1045 01:15:07,018 --> 01:15:10,011 Didn't I tell you? 1046 01:15:13,017 --> 01:15:15,006 Unbelievable! 1047 01:15:17,003 --> 01:15:18,013 Stupendous! 1048 01:15:20,010 --> 01:15:24,000 Elain, did it really go well, did it, really? 1049 01:15:24,002 --> 01:15:25,013 Wait, now, you ain't got much time, 1050 01:15:25,015 --> 01:15:27,000 you gotta change into your bathing suit. 1051 01:15:27,002 --> 01:15:29,020 Oh, yes. Thank you, Elain, thank you. 1052 01:15:29,022 --> 01:15:32,017 Hey, good luck, we'll be out there cheering you on! 1053 01:15:32,019 --> 01:15:35,010 Oh! 1054 01:15:37,004 --> 01:15:39,002 Carnelle, what a hit! 1055 01:15:41,003 --> 01:15:42,021 You were just like a firecracker. 1056 01:15:42,023 --> 01:15:47,003 Carnelle, you were so gorgeous, it was insane! Whoo-hoo! 1057 01:15:51,014 --> 01:15:55,022 Oh, man, she was so beautiful. She was so fine. 1058 01:15:56,000 --> 01:16:00,020 "Thrilled you'll be driving home to me this evening." 1059 01:16:00,022 --> 01:16:04,019 "Your adoring husband, Franklin." 1060 01:16:07,005 --> 01:16:10,003 You'd think that after you left me in that lunatic asylum, 1061 01:16:10,005 --> 01:16:11,023 I would know not to trust you. 1062 01:16:12,001 --> 01:16:13,018 Ah! 1063 01:16:15,021 --> 01:16:19,005 Delmount, you don't understand. 1064 01:16:20,010 --> 01:16:24,002 I'm used to better things now. 1065 01:16:24,004 --> 01:16:28,004 My face creams. My clocks. 1066 01:16:29,008 --> 01:16:31,006 And he adores me. 1067 01:16:36,021 --> 01:16:39,016 Miss... Miss Blue will be accompanying me 1068 01:16:39,018 --> 01:16:41,013 with a little singing number 1069 01:16:41,015 --> 01:16:45,004 while our beautiful beauty contestants promenade 1070 01:16:45,006 --> 01:16:48,010 in their swimsuits! Hit it, boys! 1071 01:16:51,007 --> 01:16:55,008 ♪ She was afraid to come out of the locker ♪ 1072 01:16:55,010 --> 01:16:59,008 ♪ She was afraid that somebody would see ♪ 1073 01:16:59,010 --> 01:17:01,010 ♪ She was afraid to come out of the locker ♪ 1074 01:17:01,012 --> 01:17:03,004 I think she's going to make a perfect Miss Firecracker 1075 01:17:03,006 --> 01:17:04,023 with her red hair alone! 1076 01:17:05,001 --> 01:17:06,020 ♪ ...nervous as she could be... ♪ 1077 01:17:06,022 --> 01:17:08,011 ♪ Two, three, four ♪ 1078 01:17:08,013 --> 01:17:10,016 ♪ Tell the people what you want ♪ 1079 01:17:10,018 --> 01:17:14,002 ♪ It was an itsy-bitsy teeny-weenie ♪ 1080 01:17:14,004 --> 01:17:16,014 ♪ yellow polka-dot bikini ♪ 1081 01:17:16,016 --> 01:17:20,001 ♪ That she wore for the first time today ♪ 1082 01:17:20,003 --> 01:17:21,012 ♪ An itsy-witsy teeny-weenie ♪ 1083 01:17:21,014 --> 01:17:22,021 You're beautiful, baby! 1084 01:17:22,023 --> 01:17:24,019 ♪ Yellow polka-dot bikini ♪ 1085 01:17:24,021 --> 01:17:27,012 ♪ So in the locker she wanted to stay ♪ 1086 01:17:27,014 --> 01:17:29,008 ♪ Two, three, four ♪ 1087 01:17:29,010 --> 01:17:31,014 ♪ Stick around We'll tell you more ♪ 1088 01:17:33,018 --> 01:17:37,014 Man parading his ridiculous pomposity 1089 01:17:37,016 --> 01:17:39,015 down his pathetic little streets, 1090 01:17:39,017 --> 01:17:42,016 cheering at his own inane self- grandeur. 1091 01:17:56,010 --> 01:18:01,004 ♪ Guess there isn't anymore Cha-cha-cha ♪ 1092 01:18:01,006 --> 01:18:02,022 Oh, thank you, Betsy! 1093 01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:05,003 Oh, all right. 1094 01:18:05,005 --> 01:18:07,013 Okay. 1095 01:18:07,015 --> 01:18:12,020 All right, it's now time for the final crowning. 1096 01:18:12,022 --> 01:18:17,015 We have the winner, right here, in this envelope. 1097 01:18:17,017 --> 01:18:21,002 So sayeth our judges. 1098 01:18:21,004 --> 01:18:23,017 All right! Here we go! 1099 01:18:23,019 --> 01:18:26,002 Everybody ready? You girls ready? 1100 01:18:26,004 --> 01:18:27,014 I don't think they're ready, do you? 1101 01:18:27,016 --> 01:18:28,018 Yeah, they're ready. I think so. 1102 01:18:30,013 --> 01:18:35,001 Our fourth runner up is... 1103 01:18:40,018 --> 01:18:44,003 God, I hope she comes in first. 1104 01:18:44,005 --> 01:18:46,022 I swear, I hope she beats 'em all. 1105 01:18:53,006 --> 01:18:55,009 Come on. 1106 01:18:55,011 --> 01:18:59,001 Put your hands together... 1107 01:19:10,005 --> 01:19:12,004 Come on, baby. 1108 01:19:12,006 --> 01:19:15,007 Put your hands together, everybody... 1109 01:19:15,009 --> 01:19:20,007 Come on, let's hear it! That's right, come on, come on! 1110 01:19:20,009 --> 01:19:23,001 Our first runner-up is... 1111 01:19:23,003 --> 01:19:24,017 Miss Joe Anne Jacobs! 1112 01:19:24,019 --> 01:19:27,016 Our new Miss Firecracker is Caroline Jefferson! 1113 01:19:27,018 --> 01:19:30,016 Congratulations, Caroline! 1114 01:19:33,007 --> 01:19:38,007 ♪ She's Miss Firecracker ♪ 1115 01:19:38,009 --> 01:19:44,005 ♪ Oh, let me tell you why ♪ 1116 01:19:44,007 --> 01:19:49,020 ♪ She's Miss Firecracker ♪ 1117 01:19:49,022 --> 01:19:55,004 ♪ Reigning queen of July ♪ 1118 01:19:55,006 --> 01:19:59,020 ♪ Well, she's young, she can't lose ♪ 1119 01:19:59,022 --> 01:20:02,017 ♪ She chases away the blues ♪ 1120 01:20:02,019 --> 01:20:05,009 ♪ She's Miss Firecracker ♪ 1121 01:20:05,011 --> 01:20:09,004 ♪ She really lights my fuse ♪ 1122 01:20:09,006 --> 01:20:14,009 ♪ I said, she's young, she can't lose ♪ 1123 01:20:14,011 --> 01:20:17,006 ♪ She chases away the blues ♪ 1124 01:20:17,008 --> 01:20:19,022 ♪ She's Miss Firecracker ♪ 1125 01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:25,008 ♪ She really lights my fuse ♪ 1126 01:20:42,010 --> 01:20:44,012 I don't even know what you're worried about. 1127 01:20:44,014 --> 01:20:47,003 It was a stupid, meaningless contest. 1128 01:20:47,005 --> 01:20:49,016 If there was an ounce of justice in this world, 1129 01:20:49,018 --> 01:20:51,013 you wouldn't have come in fifth place, 1130 01:20:51,015 --> 01:20:54,006 you'd be up on that float in third place. 1131 01:20:55,020 --> 01:20:58,020 Well... anyway... 1132 01:20:58,022 --> 01:21:00,006 It's the quality that matters. 1133 01:21:00,008 --> 01:21:05,014 I... I... don't want to hear it. 1134 01:21:05,016 --> 01:21:09,008 I wanted to win that contest. I cared about it. 1135 01:21:09,010 --> 01:21:11,007 It was important to me. 1136 01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:16,011 Carnelle, you... 1137 01:21:16,013 --> 01:21:18,013 Carnelle, you don't have to follow that float. 1138 01:21:18,015 --> 01:21:20,007 Hey! 1139 01:21:20,009 --> 01:21:22,017 You come in last, you follow the float. 1140 01:21:22,019 --> 01:21:24,019 I took a chance, I came in last... 1141 01:21:24,021 --> 01:21:28,018 So, by God, I'm going to follow that float! 1142 01:22:43,017 --> 01:22:45,006 Hey, Red. 1143 01:22:45,008 --> 01:22:48,006 Mac Sam, dammit. I don't want to be with anybody. 1144 01:22:48,008 --> 01:22:52,011 Well, I'm with you. Come on, beautiful. 1145 01:22:52,013 --> 01:22:54,011 I'm lonely, too. 1146 01:22:58,010 --> 01:23:00,021 Delmount... 1147 01:23:00,023 --> 01:23:04,010 I wanted to say good- bye before I departed this evening. 1148 01:23:08,014 --> 01:23:11,001 I don't understand you. 1149 01:23:11,003 --> 01:23:14,006 I look at you, and I see you have this... 1150 01:23:14,008 --> 01:23:18,010 need to be excited by life. And... 1151 01:23:18,012 --> 01:23:20,021 So why do you always go running back 1152 01:23:20,023 --> 01:23:22,022 to what Mama wanted you to do? 1153 01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:24,017 You know she was mean. 1154 01:23:24,019 --> 01:23:27,015 Yes, I know she was mean. 1155 01:23:27,017 --> 01:23:31,005 Just like you know your dreams are bad and horrible. 1156 01:23:31,007 --> 01:23:35,014 Still, you can't change them. You can't stop having them. 1157 01:23:35,016 --> 01:23:38,015 Yeah. I can. 1158 01:23:38,017 --> 01:23:41,022 Last night, I stopped having them. 1159 01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:43,016 Really, darling? 1160 01:23:44,014 --> 01:23:45,020 Yeah. 1161 01:23:46,020 --> 01:23:52,003 I, uh, I dreamed I was on a lake, 1162 01:23:52,005 --> 01:23:56,012 and, uh, it was, uh, snowing. 1163 01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:02,005 The stars turned all different colors. 1164 01:24:03,013 --> 01:24:06,002 You did. You dreamed that. 1165 01:24:06,004 --> 01:24:07,014 Yeah. 1166 01:24:08,009 --> 01:24:09,019 It was nice. 1167 01:24:12,020 --> 01:24:15,010 Well, good. That's good, then. 1168 01:24:22,006 --> 01:24:25,000 You're incredible, Miss Elain. 1169 01:24:25,002 --> 01:24:29,020 Yeah, well, you always forgive me. 1170 01:24:46,023 --> 01:24:49,000 Be seeing ya! 1171 01:24:57,005 --> 01:24:59,001 You know, I went looking for you 1172 01:24:59,003 --> 01:25:00,017 right after the parade. 1173 01:25:00,019 --> 01:25:03,004 Where'd you get off to? 1174 01:25:03,006 --> 01:25:09,004 Nowhere. Just out walking by the railroad tracks. 1175 01:25:09,006 --> 01:25:11,007 What was you doing down there? 1176 01:25:11,009 --> 01:25:13,013 Kicking rocks, thinking. 1177 01:25:15,022 --> 01:25:21,005 I thought maybe I was a victim of broken dreams... but then... 1178 01:25:21,007 --> 01:25:23,009 I thought maybe I wasn't. 1179 01:25:25,002 --> 01:25:29,020 I was trying so hard to belong all my life, and... 1180 01:25:32,007 --> 01:25:34,000 I don't know. 1181 01:25:39,004 --> 01:25:46,002 I just don't know what you can reasonably hope for in life. 1182 01:25:50,002 --> 01:25:52,000 Not too damn much. 1183 01:25:53,004 --> 01:25:54,009 But something. 1184 01:25:57,005 --> 01:25:59,017 Yeah, sure. 1185 01:26:05,001 --> 01:26:07,017 There's always eternal grace. 1186 01:26:11,021 --> 01:26:13,018 It'd be nice. 1187 01:26:15,016 --> 01:26:17,002 Yeah. 1188 01:26:23,011 --> 01:26:25,003 Popeye. 1189 01:26:25,005 --> 01:26:27,007 - Hi! - Hi. 1190 01:26:28,001 --> 01:26:29,005 Ah... 1191 01:26:30,002 --> 01:26:31,014 Here, hold this. 1192 01:26:38,016 --> 01:26:40,018 So I hear you're going to be leaving Yazoo City. 1193 01:26:40,020 --> 01:26:42,013 I reckon so. 1194 01:26:42,015 --> 01:26:44,015 It's funny, 'cause I'll be leaving here, too. 1195 01:26:44,017 --> 01:26:46,006 Where was you planning to go? 1196 01:26:46,008 --> 01:26:48,005 Well, I thought I'd be going to New Orleans, 1197 01:26:48,007 --> 01:26:51,015 and go to the university there, and learn to be a philosopher. 1198 01:26:51,017 --> 01:26:53,003 That way, after I have some time to study 1199 01:26:53,005 --> 01:26:54,023 and think it all through, 1200 01:26:55,001 --> 01:26:58,010 I'll be able to let everyone know why we're living. 1201 01:26:58,012 --> 01:27:00,019 It would be a great relief, I believe. 1202 01:27:00,021 --> 01:27:02,006 Where are you going to go? 1203 01:27:02,008 --> 01:27:04,001 Well, I don't know the particulars, 1204 01:27:04,003 --> 01:27:07,000 but I heard tell of this place named Elysian Fields. 1205 01:27:07,002 --> 01:27:09,004 - Elysian Fields. - Right. 1206 01:27:09,006 --> 01:27:10,020 They got this ambrosia... 1207 01:27:10,022 --> 01:27:13,018 all you can eat... and wine and honey to drink, 1208 01:27:13,020 --> 01:27:16,002 and all kinda people just carryin' on. 1209 01:27:16,004 --> 01:27:19,004 Do you know what state it's located in? 1210 01:27:19,006 --> 01:27:22,001 - It isn't in a state. - It ain't? 1211 01:27:23,003 --> 01:27:25,010 No, it isn't even in the world. 1212 01:27:25,012 --> 01:27:28,005 It's fictional. It's a made-up place. 1213 01:27:28,007 --> 01:27:30,005 It's only in books and stories. 1214 01:27:31,003 --> 01:27:33,018 Oh, well... Jeez. 1215 01:27:33,020 --> 01:27:35,011 I guess I won't be going there! 1216 01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:44,008 Popeye, would you like...? 1217 01:27:44,010 --> 01:27:47,020 Ah... you probably weren't planning... uh... 1218 01:27:47,022 --> 01:27:50,020 I... oh, never mind. Bye. 1219 01:27:52,010 --> 01:27:53,017 Popeye, would you like 1220 01:27:53,019 --> 01:27:55,015 to go watch the fireworks with me tonight? 1221 01:27:55,017 --> 01:27:56,021 - Yes! - Good, good, then! 1222 01:27:56,023 --> 01:27:59,020 - Great, sure! - Let's go. 1223 01:28:20,009 --> 01:28:22,023 God, you're beautiful. 1224 01:28:28,001 --> 01:28:32,017 I wouldn't trade them times we had, not for nothing. 1225 01:28:36,002 --> 01:28:37,013 Really? 1226 01:28:38,017 --> 01:28:41,022 Not for a golden monkey. 1227 01:28:47,020 --> 01:28:49,018 Are you all right? 1228 01:28:49,020 --> 01:28:53,011 Hell, no. I've got T.B., 1229 01:28:53,013 --> 01:28:58,003 alcoholic's disease, rotten gut. 1230 01:28:58,005 --> 01:29:00,019 I'm having fun taking bets on which part of me 1231 01:29:00,021 --> 01:29:02,012 is going to cave in first. 1232 01:29:02,014 --> 01:29:07,000 The liver, the lungs, the stomach, or the brain. 1233 01:29:14,015 --> 01:29:17,016 Hey, listen. 1234 01:29:17,018 --> 01:29:21,005 You sure you don't want to go out pukin' with old Mac Sam? 1235 01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:25,011 Nah... 1236 01:29:27,001 --> 01:29:29,003 I just need some rest. 1237 01:29:30,011 --> 01:29:34,021 You'd be... tiring me out awful fast. 1238 01:29:46,020 --> 01:29:48,013 Good-bye, baby. 1239 01:29:49,017 --> 01:29:51,009 I'll always remember you as the one 1240 01:29:51,011 --> 01:29:53,015 that could take it on the chin. 1241 01:29:57,016 --> 01:29:59,015 Good-bye, Mac Sam. 1242 01:30:10,009 --> 01:30:11,010 Good night. 1243 01:32:29,012 --> 01:32:33,012 ♪ And the rockets' red glare ♪ 1244 01:32:33,014 --> 01:32:37,002 ♪ The bombs bursting in air ♪ 1245 01:32:37,004 --> 01:32:41,004 ♪ Gave proof through the night ♪ 1246 01:32:41,006 --> 01:32:44,015 ♪ That our flag was still there ♪ 1247 01:32:46,016 --> 01:32:51,011 Pow... pow... pow... 1248 01:34:54,013 --> 01:34:56,006 Carnelle! 1249 01:35:00,022 --> 01:35:02,023 Carnelle, honey, are you home? 1250 01:35:03,001 --> 01:35:04,018 We were worried about... 1251 01:35:21,007 --> 01:35:25,018 I... just knew it wouldn't do. 1252 01:35:34,014 --> 01:35:37,006 But, Elain, you carried it here. 1253 01:35:37,008 --> 01:35:39,005 Why couldn't I use it? 1254 01:35:46,001 --> 01:35:48,013 Because it's mine. 1255 01:35:52,013 --> 01:35:54,003 Yeah. 1256 01:35:57,013 --> 01:35:59,009 Then I guess this is mine. 1257 01:36:01,004 --> 01:36:04,004 But I'm not wearing it for the rest of my life. 1258 01:36:07,001 --> 01:36:08,016 Or this, either. 1259 01:36:27,016 --> 01:36:30,018 Here you go. Here's your dress. 1260 01:36:44,023 --> 01:36:46,011 Carnelle. 1261 01:36:47,016 --> 01:36:49,004 Carnelle! 1262 01:36:49,006 --> 01:36:51,006 Where are you going? 1263 01:36:51,008 --> 01:36:53,009 To find some grace. 1264 01:36:53,011 --> 01:36:55,022 Some eternal grace. 1265 01:37:47,002 --> 01:37:48,004 Wow! 1266 01:37:53,017 --> 01:37:55,007 It's snowing! 1267 01:37:56,020 --> 01:37:58,001 What did you say? 1268 01:37:59,019 --> 01:38:01,016 I said, it's snowing. 1269 01:38:40,003 --> 01:38:43,008 Feel like my teeth are going to fall out of my head. 1270 01:38:58,009 --> 01:39:02,014 Hey, you, up there! You all right? 1271 01:39:02,016 --> 01:39:05,013 Yes, I am. I'm fine! 1272 01:39:05,015 --> 01:39:07,008 Nice night, isn't it? 1273 01:39:07,010 --> 01:39:09,005 Yeah. 1274 01:39:09,020 --> 01:39:11,006 Oh, yeah. 1275 01:39:11,008 --> 01:39:13,004 As nice as they come.92748