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[upbeat saxophone music]
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Okay, don't tell Quinten
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we're celebrating
his new promotion
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by taking him out
to a fancy steak dinner.
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At Panda Express.
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He's only part-time
assistant manager.
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So he's
lord of the dorks now.
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[laughter]
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Excuse me, do you know
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where I can find your
part-time assistant manager?
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I'm looking for him too.
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I already forgot the code
to the bathroom.
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For the last time,
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it's 420-69.
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You're the one who changed it.
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You work here now?
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Yeah, we had an opening
for a greeter,
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and George wanted it,
so I gave it to him.
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I'm a nepo baby.
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I just thought the family
could use a little extra money
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to cover the expenses.
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You people
with your fancy brown eggs,
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green lettuce,
and white milk.
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He's not qualified.
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He thought an iPad was
one of my feminine products.
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And how does he greet people?
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"What? So you think
you're better than me now?"
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No.
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I say the proper hello.
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And then I say, "What? So you
think you're better than me?"
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George has
a very impressive résumé.
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The guy has had
hundreds of jobs.
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Plus, he's a diversity hire.
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Why? Because I'm Latino?
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No, it's 'cause you're old.
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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♪ ♪
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{\an8}Say what you will
about Panda Express,
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{\an8}but it is the best steak
served by an ice cream scoop
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{\an8}money can buy.
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{\an8}I'll remember that.
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{\an8}How was your day at work?
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{\an8}Well, I had to clean up
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{\an8}after a turtle
with explosive diarrhea.
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{\an8}Yep.
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{\an8}You'd think after all this time
living with a vet tech,
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{\an8}I'd learn not to ask
about her day while I'm eating.
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{\an8}It's been
a little unsatisfying lately.
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{\an8}I want to deliver puppies,
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{\an8}not Dr. Pocha's Cobb salad
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{\an8}with vegan bacon
and dressing on the side.
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{\an8}Maybe it's time
to start talking again
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{\an8}about getting
that veterinary degree.
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{\an8}I can't go
to vet school full-time.
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{\an8}I'm a mom
already working long hours.
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{\an8}At this rate, I think Chance
will graduate from college
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{\an8}before I do.
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{\an8}[chuckles]
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{\an8}We can't afford
to send him to college.
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{\an8}Excuse me.
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{\an8}Momo, what are you doing?
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{\an8}Delicates.
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{\an8}No, you don't live here,
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{\an8}so why are you doing
your laundry in our house?
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{\an8}My laundry?
That makes no sense.
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{\an8}This is George's.
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{\an8}I do it every Tuesday, and then
we grab a beer together.
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{\an8}It's the most meaningful
90 seconds of my week.
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{\an8}Yeah, but George isn't here.
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{\an8}He took off after his shift
at the Apple Store
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{\an8}to do something with Oscar.
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{\an8}With Oscar?
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{\an8}On our special night?
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{\an8}Now I know
how Rosie felt all these years.
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{\an8}You okay, Momo?
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{\an8}I'm sorry
for getting emotional.
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{\an8}It's just that
George never invites me along
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{\an8}when he's with Oscar,
because Oscar hates me.
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Oh, that's not true.
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Oscar is always so high, he
doesn't even know who you are.
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He probably thinks
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you're, like,
a giant talking pineapple.
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Oh, he knows.
Oscar's been jealous of me
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ever since I became George's
hotter, younger best friend.
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You know what, Momo?
I'm free tonight
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if you want to crack open
a couple of Yoo-hoos,
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play some "D&D."
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Ding! The laundry's done!
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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2:00 a.m.?
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I can't believe we binged a
whole season of "Yellowstone."
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That is 9 murders,
40 fistfights,
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and 200 times Rip Wheeler made
me feel like less of a man.
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Oh, Quinten.
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I forgot you were here.
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Where's Dad?
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Last time
he wasn't home by 2:00 a.m.,
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we didn't see him
for ten years.
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You guys want
some leftover chili fat fries?
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Ha,
if you drop them on the floor,
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they let you take them home.
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Wait, you work at
the Apple Store and Fatburger?
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Fatty-B's
is Oscar's second job.
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They had an opening
thanks to a little accident
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with a cheese slicer.
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Poor Freddy.
He was always clumsy.
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Now he really is all thumbs.
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Oh.
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I don't think you should
be working three jobs.
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Me neither.
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That's why I got four.
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I started an OnlyFans
for sexy movers.
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I gotta tell Momo
he has to wax everything.
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You're having Momo do that
and not me?
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But I only have two jobs, and
I'd really be good at this one.
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Sorry, Oscar,
but big boys are in season.
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Mom, tell Dad it's unhealthy
to work so many jobs.
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Only if he keeps eating
those dusty fries.
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I've always had multiple jobs.
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I'm an insurance agent,
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but I'm also a travel agent,
an Avon sales agent,
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and Momo's talent agent.
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Waxing the drapes is fine,
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but if you want
hardwood floors,
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it's gonna cost you.
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Why do you want so many jobs?
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I have one,
and I'm not even enjoying it.
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I just check in,
I check temperatures up butts,
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I check out.
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Oh, cool.
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Are you guys hiring
over there or...
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Mayan, the reason
you're not enjoying your job
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is because you have too much
free time to think about it.
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A second job would fix
all of your issues.
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What issue are you trying
to fix with a fourth job?
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I got stress, man!
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Having three jobs
is a lot of pressure,
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but it works, you know?
That's why Latinos,
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we wrote
a traditional song about it.
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- Here, let's show them.
- [clears throat]
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[upbeat music]
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* If you're sad
and you know it, get a job ♪
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♪ If you want to end it all ♪
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♪ Salt some pretzels
at the mall ♪
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* If you're sad
and you know it, get a job ♪
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♪ ♪
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Okay, but that's--
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* If you're sad
and you know it, get a job ♪
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all: * If you're sad
and you know it, get a job ♪
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♪ Before you rest in peace ♪
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♪ Pop your trunk,
hawk a fleece ♪
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* Feeling down
in the dumps? ♪
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♪ Go to Arco
and work the pumps ♪
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* If you're dealing
with your demons ♪
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♪ Sell your blood ♪
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♪ Sell your semens ♪
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♪ ♪
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all: * If you're sad
and you know it ♪
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♪ Get a job ♪
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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[grunts]
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[sighs]
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[both scream]
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What the hell, Momo?
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I thought
you were a duffel bag.
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My place is being fumigated,
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so George said I could stay
in the truck for the weekend.
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But this is my apartment.
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Don't you live
in your mom's garage?
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That is my summer home.
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Whatever, dude.
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My best friend said
I could stay here,
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so I'm not leaving.
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He's not your best friend.
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He's my best friend.
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We're talking about George, right?
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Well, he said
I could stay here too,
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- so I'm not leaving either.
- Fine.
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Sleep well.
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But be warned,
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I had lentils for dinner.
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Well, you should be warned
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that I don't even know
what a lentil is.
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Oh, now I do.
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Oh, wow.
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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Well, as the old saying goes,
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another day,
another bucket of gerbil vomit.
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Hey, George, can you pass me
my jade face roller...
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without sticking it
down your pants first?
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George?
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[snoring]
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Dad?
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Oh, Dad, wake up.
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Oh!
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I was dreaming
I was a penguin in "Happy Feet.
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Look, Dad, you're exhausted
from all those jobs.
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I don't want you working
yourself into an early grave.
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You know, when was the
last time you took a day off?
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Either of you?
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The day you were born.
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I went into work late.
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Does that count?
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Mayan, if I was God,
I would've worked
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on the seventh day
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creating something fun
like chorizo potpourri.
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Work is important,
but so is self-care.
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Yeah, it's important to have
a good work-life balance.
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You barely work,
and you have no life.
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You guys aren't Gen Z.
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You guys are Gen Lazy. Ha!
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[chuckles] Facts!
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[laughter]
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You know, what? That's it.
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I insist you take tomorrow off
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from all your jobs.
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You need a mental health day.
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All right, fine,
we'll take a day off,
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but only if you do
what you know
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is gonna make you feel good
and get a second job.
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Okay, well,
where am I supposed to do that?
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Well, it feels like
my new hire is gonna call in
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- pretending to be sick tomorrow.
- [coughs]
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So I have an opening.
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Okay.
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I'll work the morning shift
at the Apple Store
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and spend the rest of the day
at the vet.
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I should call HR.
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As your boss,
I have to disclose
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our sexual relationship.
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I-I don't think
you need to do that.
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No, I do.
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Everyone at work
thinks I'm a virgin.
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I started that rumor.
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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Aha.
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I had the best morning.
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Did you know
that at the farmers' market,
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you can collect
enough free samples
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to make your own fruit salad
in your purse?
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Well, did you know
if you take a shower
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longer than three minutes,
the water gets hot?
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I got so excited,
I had to take a cold shower.
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[laughter]
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I'm bored out of my mind!
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I want to jump off a bridge!
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It's not fair
Mayan got to work today.
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I don't know.
In a minute. I'm sorry.
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Okay, you animals
need to back off!
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Lucky bitch.
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:54,339
George doesn't like
his shirts pressed.
254
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:56,174
He likes 'em rumpled,
because sometimes
255
00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:58,927
passersbys give him a dollar.
256
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,470
A real best friend
would know that.
257
00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:04,015
Well, maybe a former
best friend would think that,
258
00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:05,392
but his current best friend
259
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,352
knows he likes
his fabrics crisp,
260
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,562
because it feels good when
it rubs against his nipples.
261
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:15,735
I have known those nipples
longer than you.
262
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,362
I know how they perk up
263
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:20,365
at the sound
of a beer can cracking open.
264
00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:22,367
I even make the sound
for him sometimes
265
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:23,993
when he needs
a little excitement.
266
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:26,287
Ka-chhhh!
267
00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,498
Why not just get a real beer?
268
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:31,292
'Cause I can't afford it.
269
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,503
George hasn't paid me
in three months,
270
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:36,339
because he says
he sees me more as a friend
271
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:38,550
than as an employee.
272
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:41,011
Well, he hasn't paid me
in four months
273
00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:44,097
for the same reason,
so suck it.
274
00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:47,559
Wait.
275
00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:50,562
Did he tell both of us
that we were his best friends
276
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,731
just so he could
get his laundry done,
277
00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:56,151
his nipples titillated,
and save a few bucks?
278
00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:57,777
I feel so used.
279
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,865
I waxed my huevos
for that fool.
280
00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:04,492
[upbeat saxophone music]
281
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:07,287
Ugh, will this day ever end?
282
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,124
I'd do anything
to kill the time.
283
00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:24,804
You wanna have sex?
284
00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:29,559
I'm not supposed
to do any work today.
285
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:38,526
So how was
your mental health day?
286
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:41,654
Long!
287
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:45,492
Time goes by so slowly
when you're a drain on society.
288
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:50,330
How was having two jobs, Mayan?
Was it the best day ever?
289
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:55,418
Well, I thought at the end
of the day I would hate it,
290
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,337
but I hated it
well before that.
291
00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:01,383
Having two jobs just
made me twice as miserable,
292
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:02,842
so I quit the Apple Store.
293
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,303
Well, it's not
really called quitting
294
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,514
when you've been escorted
out of the building.
295
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,767
Wait a minute.
296
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,812
You quit that job,
but we need that extra income.
297
00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:17,190
Guess I better start
looking for job number five.
298
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,900
No.
299
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,652
Work is an addiction for you.
300
00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:23,113
You're constantly chasing
the high of making more money,
301
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:25,323
but no matter how much
you make, it's never enough.
302
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,325
- You need to slow down.
- I did, okay?
303
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,910
I took a whole day off,
all right?
304
00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:31,538
Look at all this dirt.
305
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,915
I am impressed
you went the whole day
306
00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:36,626
without judgmentally
cleaning our house.
307
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:40,130
Wait.
So this dirt is coming from...
308
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,381
[boot scrapes]
309
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,383
Dad's work boots?
310
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:48,096
I did a little gardening.
311
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:49,347
Oh, did you finally plant
312
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:50,432
those hedges
I've been asking you about?
313
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:52,058
- Yes.
- Oh, great.
314
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:55,395
In the neighbor's yard
for money.
315
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,313
You took a job?
316
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,606
So you didn't even try to learn
317
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,567
the value
of time off and self-care.
318
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,193
I tried.
And you know what I learned?
319
00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:04,863
That there is no value.
320
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,573
There is.
321
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,783
But you would rather numb
yourself with a million jobs
322
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,410
than confront
any negative feelings.
323
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,703
You want to work?
324
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:13,371
Why don't you try
working on yourself?
325
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:15,040
Hey, that's enough.
326
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,334
Do you know what it's like
to be broke, Mayan?
327
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,461
Do you know what it's like
to be living in your moving van
328
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:21,713
and looking through
people's trash for food?
329
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:24,924
You do that now.
You like trash food.
330
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,887
When it's on my terms.
331
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:34,225
Your moving business
is back on its feet.
332
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:35,727
You can afford
to take a day off.
333
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,979
You're just too stubborn
to do it.
334
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,481
No, I can't.
335
00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:41,691
Because my business
is failing, okay?
336
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:47,030
So I'm sorry
I didn't take a damn day off,
337
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,448
but I'm trying to survive.
338
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,624
Dad, what's going on?
339
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,376
You said
your business is picking up.
340
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:00,585
That was just a slogan,
you know,
341
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:01,878
because we're movers.
342
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:06,633
I mean, it worked
for a little while,
343
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,344
but business is dropping off.
344
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:12,430
Oh, that works
as a slogan too.
345
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,810
Because you're... movers.
346
00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:21,106
When did this
start happening?
347
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:22,565
A few months ago.
348
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:25,360
You know, interest rates
are up, and no one's moving.
349
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,611
After all these years,
I might have
350
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:29,406
to shut down Lop-EZ Movers.
351
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:34,285
{\an8}And I had such high hopes
when I started the business.
352
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:35,912
{\an8}Keep your eyes closed.
353
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:39,290
- One more step.
- [chuckles]
354
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,001
Wow.
355
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:44,462
This new truck,
it's beautiful.
356
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:45,839
Thanks.
357
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:52,012
I am so proud of you.
358
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:55,598
I can't believe
I'm starting my own business.
359
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:59,602
Whoa, you can get high
in this truck.
360
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:02,313
Excuse me, Mayan?
361
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:04,899
See?
I'm as high as a kite.
362
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,901
[laughter]
363
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,361
And one truck
is just the beginning.
364
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,739
I'll always do what it takes
to provide for my family.
365
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:12,449
We know you will.
366
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:14,242
[chuckles]
367
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,369
I'd hoped to have
a whole fleet of trucks
368
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,079
and a full staff by now.
369
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:21,291
Lop-EZ Movers
could've gone global.
370
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:25,211
In France, I could've
been Movér de Lop-Uh-Zed!
371
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,798
But all that's gone.
372
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,216
Le sigh.
373
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:34,220
I think you've been
using those other jobs
374
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,639
as a way to avoid dealing with
your feelings about all this.
375
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:40,101
Yes, Mayan. Do I have
to sing the song again?
376
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,187
You know, George,
all these years,
377
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:44,939
even if you weren't there,
you kept your promise
378
00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:47,108
about providing
for this family.
379
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:49,569
I think it's time
we did the same for you.
380
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,280
My businesses
are doing great right now,
381
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,282
especially being Momo's agent.
382
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:58,078
Ha, that big boy books.
383
00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,245
Well, I'm glad
384
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,081
your businesses
are doing so well, Rosie.
385
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:02,916
I'm not saying it
to rub it in,
386
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,335
although
I don't hate that part.
387
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:08,797
I'm saying it because
I'm ready to take on another.
388
00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:11,049
I want to invest
in Lop-EZ Movers.
389
00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:15,470
- You want to invest?
- Yes.
390
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,055
I believe in you.
391
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:18,932
And your business.
392
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:22,519
We'll get you back on track
so you can do what you love.
393
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,562
Wow. Thanks, Rosie.
394
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,106
Mm-hmm.
395
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:28,692
That's so great, guys.
396
00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:30,527
And hearing you guys talking
about doing what you love
397
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:32,487
got me thinking.
398
00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:33,947
I know what I have to do.
399
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:39,035
Is it draw focus to yourself?
400
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:42,622
No, I just realized that
if I'm unsatisfied at work,
401
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:43,998
I can't wait for it to change
402
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:46,876
or bury it under a job
that I like even less.
403
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:50,213
So that's why
I'm gonna go to vet school.
404
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:51,297
[gasps] That's great.
405
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:52,924
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
406
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:55,135
Will you be able
to write prescriptions?
407
00:18:57,345 --> 00:19:01,516
Well, school costs money
instead of making money,
408
00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:02,892
so technically,
409
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:05,353
you will still be fixing
your problems with work,
410
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,230
so we win.
411
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:09,107
[laughs]
412
00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:10,275
Yeah, we did.
413
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:13,361
Take that, mental health.
414
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:16,406
[upbeat saxophone music]
415
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:17,574
[knock at door]
416
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:21,703
Hey, bestie.
What are you doing here?
417
00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:23,163
It's not laundry day.
418
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:28,126
I am not your bestie.
419
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:30,086
And neither am I.
420
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,466
Wait a minute.
Why are you fools tripping?
421
00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:36,593
You think
you're better than me?
422
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,138
We both figured out
you've been using
423
00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:44,017
the "best friend" excuse
not to pay us.
424
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,436
Listen.
I'm sorry, guys.
425
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,771
My business isn't doing well,
426
00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:50,648
and I didn't have the guts
to tell you.
427
00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,067
But things are starting
to turn around.
428
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,193
I got a new investor,
and I can start
429
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,569
paying you guys
starting tomorrow.
430
00:19:54,569 --> 00:19:55,987
I'm here!
431
00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:57,614
[giggles]
432
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,616
So our salary
will be coming from you?
433
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,620
Uh, how do you like
your shirts ironed?
434
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:08,333
What sounds make you perk up?
435
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,462
You seem like
a champagne woman to me.
436
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:13,755
- [clicks tongue]
- [gasps]
437
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:16,591
{\an8}[upbeat saxophone music]
438
00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:18,176
[watch beeps]
439
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:20,595
Oh, sorry, guys.
I need the office.
440
00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:23,181
I'm interviewing a brilliant
young man who's looking
441
00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:25,016
for a job that will pay his way
through grad school.
442
00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:28,019
- Hi, Mr. Lopez.
- Hi.
443
00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,771
My name is Oscar Rivera.
444
00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:32,941
I am here about
your employment opportunity.
445
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:35,777
He smells like toothpaste.
Hire him.
446
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,278
Good luck.
447
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:38,655
That's a cute kid.
448
00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:39,989
If she ever needs a math tutor,
449
00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:43,451
I just won the Fibonacci Award
at Arithmalympics.
450
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,954
Have a seat.
451
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,956
All right.
Interview time.
452
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:51,668
First question:
are you an undercover cop?
453
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:54,004
Oh, no.
Not me, sir.
454
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:57,090
Second question:
do you know Mari?
455
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,718
{\an8}- Mari-who?
- Marijuana.
456
00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:02,137
{\an8}I've never tried it before,
457
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:06,016
{\an8}but I suppose
once couldn't hurt.
458
00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:10,186
{\an8}Let's see if we can
knock that IQ down a few pegs.
459
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:14,315
{\an8}- Toke it up, man.
- [exhales]
460
00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:24,367
{\an8}[chuckles]
461
00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:27,412
{\an8}When do I start?
462
00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:29,289
{\an8}[laughter]
463
00:21:29,339 --> 00:21:33,889
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