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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Downloaded from RARBG 2 00:02:46,638 --> 00:02:49,182 I've got your final tests here. 3 00:02:49,266 --> 00:02:52,018 Everybody did pretty well. Uh, I'm gonna call your — 4 00:02:52,102 --> 00:02:54,062 - I'm headed this way. - Oh. 5 00:02:55,856 --> 00:02:57,983 - Later. - So, what did we decide? 6 00:02:58,066 --> 00:03:00,652 - About what? - About tonight. 7 00:03:00,735 --> 00:03:05,699 Oh, uh, look, I'll probably get, you know, hung up with the guys maybe, you know, later. 8 00:03:05,782 --> 00:03:07,782 - Why don't we just meet at the party? - All right. 9 00:03:07,868 --> 00:03:11,413 - Wouldn't want you waitin' around for me all night anyway. - All right. Whatever. 10 00:03:11,496 --> 00:03:13,456 - Cool. I'll see ya later? - Bye. 11 00:03:13,540 --> 00:03:15,458 Bye. 12 00:03:27,095 --> 00:03:29,181 - Slater-San. - Hey, man. 13 00:03:32,017 --> 00:03:35,604 - How's it goin'? - Fixin' to be a lot better, man. 14 00:03:36,688 --> 00:03:39,482 - What time is your party tonight, man? - 9:30, man. 15 00:03:39,566 --> 00:03:41,484 9:30. Hmm. 16 00:03:41,568 --> 00:03:45,655 Okay. Um, I'll be there, man. 17 00:03:45,739 --> 00:03:47,657 Slater, alligator. 18 00:03:47,741 --> 00:03:50,911 Wait, wait. I gotta cruise by this afternoon... 19 00:03:50,994 --> 00:03:53,872 On a little business, if you know what I'm talkin' about, so... 20 00:03:53,955 --> 00:03:57,834 - That's what you're talkin' about. - That's what I'm talkin' about, man. 21 00:03:57,918 --> 00:04:00,295 Oh, man, I'm fuckin' wasted. 22 00:04:03,590 --> 00:04:06,885 Walkin' down the hall by myself. 23 00:04:06,968 --> 00:04:09,095 Smokin' a "j" with 50 elves. 24 00:04:09,179 --> 00:04:11,681 - Later. - Woodward. Bernstein. 25 00:04:13,016 --> 00:04:15,644 Guess that makes you deep throat. 26 00:04:15,727 --> 00:04:18,146 - So, is this a smoked or a liquid lunch? - Hey. 27 00:04:18,230 --> 00:04:20,148 Smoked, right? 28 00:04:20,232 --> 00:04:23,193 - So, guys, are we gonna play poker tonight? - Count me out. 29 00:04:23,276 --> 00:04:26,738 - Sure. - Uh, I'll probably be going to pickford's party later, okay? So... 30 00:04:26,821 --> 00:04:28,782 - No. We should do somethin' like that. - Yeah. 31 00:04:28,865 --> 00:04:31,636 - Goodwin's on his senior trip. We can play poker anytime. - Go to a party? 32 00:04:31,660 --> 00:04:33,286 - "Go to a p —"? Come on. - Come on. 33 00:04:33,370 --> 00:04:34,871 - Mike. Cynthia. - It's under control. 34 00:04:34,955 --> 00:04:37,808 - I don't feel comfortable at those kinds of things. - Pick us up at 8:00. 35 00:04:37,832 --> 00:04:39,751 - Okay. All right. - It's gonna be all right. 36 00:04:39,834 --> 00:04:43,129 - Guess we're going to the party. Okay. - All right. 37 00:04:43,213 --> 00:04:47,592 Oh, Mike. I gotta tell you about this dream I had last night. 38 00:04:47,676 --> 00:04:49,594 - Oh, yeah? Why's that? - But, um... 39 00:04:49,678 --> 00:04:51,763 - You gotta promise not to tell anyone. - Yeah, sure. 40 00:04:51,846 --> 00:04:53,848 - No. Say, "I promise." - Jesus. 41 00:04:53,932 --> 00:04:56,393 - I promise not to tell anyone. - Okay, thank you. 42 00:04:56,476 --> 00:04:58,395 Um, well... 43 00:04:58,478 --> 00:05:01,648 Okay, there I am, and I'm gettin' it on... 44 00:05:01,731 --> 00:05:04,109 You know, with what had this perfect female body. 45 00:05:04,192 --> 00:05:06,111 Uh-huh. 46 00:05:06,194 --> 00:05:08,280 But... 47 00:05:08,363 --> 00:05:10,657 - What? What? What? - Um, I can't say. 48 00:05:10,740 --> 00:05:13,785 Come on, man. You can't give a buildup like that and not deliver. 49 00:05:13,868 --> 00:05:16,705 I mean, come on. A perfect female body. It's not a bad start. 50 00:05:18,164 --> 00:05:20,166 But the head of Abraham Lincoln. 51 00:05:20,250 --> 00:05:23,461 - Ah. - I mean, the hat and the beard. 52 00:05:24,629 --> 00:05:27,340 Oh, well. Best not think too deeply on this one, right? 53 00:05:27,424 --> 00:05:30,593 - Best not. - Um, I gotta get some stuff from Mr. Birchfield. 54 00:05:30,677 --> 00:05:34,806 - Uh, see you in a few minutes. - I understand. Right. I'm sorry. 55 00:05:34,889 --> 00:05:37,892 Gilligan's transistor radio mouth. Yeah. That was a good one. 56 00:05:39,728 --> 00:05:44,941 Hey. What about that one where that sexy surfer guy catches that huge wave and lands on the island? 57 00:05:45,025 --> 00:05:47,694 - Oh, yeah! - Do you remember that? - "Sexy surfer guy." 58 00:05:47,777 --> 00:05:50,337 - The mosquitoes. Do you remember that? - Pink, let's go. 59 00:05:50,447 --> 00:05:53,301 - Come on. - They were a rock group. Ginger and Mary Ann formed their own group — 60 00:05:53,325 --> 00:05:55,410 Look, man. I can't go yet until miss wilk gets here. 61 00:05:55,535 --> 00:05:59,289 - So why don't you go get Benny and check me out on the way back, okay? - All right. 62 00:06:00,415 --> 00:06:03,043 - What? - Coach gave me something to give to you. 63 00:06:06,963 --> 00:06:08,882 - They're really doing this. - Yeah. 64 00:06:08,965 --> 00:06:12,052 He wants them all back by the end of the day too. Can you believe that one? 65 00:06:12,135 --> 00:06:14,535 - And everybody's signing it? - Just to get him off our back. 66 00:06:14,596 --> 00:06:17,349 The coaches are just being fucking assholes. Know what I'm saying? 67 00:06:17,432 --> 00:06:21,144 I mean, you sign it, you never think about it again. Just let it go. 68 00:06:21,227 --> 00:06:25,065 You're gonna make a big deal out of this, aren't you? 69 00:06:26,983 --> 00:06:30,528 You — you're gettin' air from there, man. It's no good. You see this? 70 00:06:30,612 --> 00:06:32,489 It's gotta be tight. 71 00:06:32,614 --> 00:06:36,659 You're gonna have to put some gum around the base of that to get a good hit. 72 00:06:39,537 --> 00:06:41,623 Slate. 73 00:06:44,125 --> 00:06:46,628 Benny. Psst. 74 00:06:46,711 --> 00:06:49,422 - Man, I ain't believin' that shit — - Two minutes. 75 00:06:49,506 --> 00:06:52,092 About bonham's one-hour drum solo. 76 00:06:52,175 --> 00:06:55,095 One hour of drums? You couldn't handle that shit on strong acid, man. 77 00:06:58,098 --> 00:07:00,100 Okay. 78 00:07:01,434 --> 00:07:04,062 Okay. We're gonna go to the bathroom. 79 00:07:04,145 --> 00:07:06,147 Could you guys let miss wilks know? 80 00:07:07,982 --> 00:07:10,318 All right. This is totally amazing. 81 00:07:10,402 --> 00:07:13,988 "I voluntarily agree to not indulge in any alcohol, drugs... 82 00:07:14,072 --> 00:07:16,074 "Or engage in any other illegal activity... 83 00:07:16,157 --> 00:07:19,369 "That may in any way jeopardize the years of hard work... 84 00:07:19,452 --> 00:07:24,833 We as a team have committed to our goal of a championship season in '76." 85 00:07:24,916 --> 00:07:27,752 - What bullshit. - The guys are actually signing this crap? 86 00:07:27,836 --> 00:07:29,756 - Apparently. - God, what are they gonna do next? 87 00:07:29,838 --> 00:07:33,192 - Like, give you guys urine tests or something? - I didn't know that drugs and alcohol... 88 00:07:33,216 --> 00:07:35,927 Were such a big problem that they had to resort to Neo-mccarthyism. 89 00:07:36,010 --> 00:07:39,097 I think they're just afraid some of us might be having too good a time. 90 00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:41,266 It's the old age suppressing youth thing, you know. 91 00:07:41,349 --> 00:07:44,519 - "Neo-mccarthyism." I like that. - Oh, that's good, Tony. 92 00:07:44,602 --> 00:07:48,356 And there you guys were in class trying to list all the gilligan's island episodes... 93 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:50,358 Without even a hint of irony. 94 00:07:51,526 --> 00:07:53,778 What in the hell are you talking about, girl? 95 00:07:53,862 --> 00:07:56,865 - You weren't thinking about it, were you? - Gilligan's island? 96 00:07:56,948 --> 00:07:59,909 It's what's called a male pornographic fantasy. 97 00:07:59,993 --> 00:08:02,579 - Oh, my — - think about it. 98 00:08:02,662 --> 00:08:06,124 You're basically alone on a deserted island with two readily available women. 99 00:08:06,207 --> 00:08:08,960 One, a seductive sex goddess type. 100 00:08:09,043 --> 00:08:12,839 The other, a healthy girl-next-door type with a nice butt. 101 00:08:12,922 --> 00:08:15,675 So guys have it all. The Madonna and the whore. 102 00:08:15,758 --> 00:08:17,886 Women get nothing. 103 00:08:17,969 --> 00:08:21,347 We get a geek, an overweight middle-age guy... 104 00:08:21,431 --> 00:08:23,391 Some nerdy scientific type. 105 00:08:23,475 --> 00:08:26,478 - I mean — - The professor is sexy. 106 00:08:26,561 --> 00:08:28,980 Pink, come on, man. 107 00:08:29,063 --> 00:08:31,691 We're off to raise some hell. Look at that. Look at that! 108 00:08:31,774 --> 00:08:33,860 - Guys. - Look at — 109 00:08:33,943 --> 00:08:36,654 - All right. Let's go kick some ass. - Hey, you guys. 110 00:08:36,738 --> 00:08:38,656 - You guys, wait up. - What? 111 00:08:38,740 --> 00:08:40,408 - Benny. - What? 112 00:08:40,492 --> 00:08:42,577 - I have a favor to ask ya. - What do you need? 113 00:08:42,660 --> 00:08:44,621 Take it easy on my brother this summer, okay? 114 00:08:44,704 --> 00:08:46,623 - All of you. - Mitch Kramer? 115 00:08:46,706 --> 00:08:48,208 - Yeah. Mitch Kramer. - Yeah. 116 00:08:48,291 --> 00:08:51,503 - I'm gonna give him a beating he'll never forget. - Ow! 117 00:08:51,586 --> 00:08:54,464 Well, just don't get him more than the other guys. Any of you. 118 00:08:54,547 --> 00:08:56,925 - Kind of little. All right? - Got our word, sis. 119 00:08:57,008 --> 00:08:59,719 - Little brother'll be okay. - Thanks. See you guys. 120 00:08:59,802 --> 00:09:01,721 Ow! 121 00:09:01,804 --> 00:09:03,848 Benny! 122 00:09:03,932 --> 00:09:06,601 - These guys. I don't know. - Oh, you love it. 123 00:09:06,684 --> 00:09:09,604 Oh, there's just a little bit of bullshit in all that, right? 124 00:09:09,687 --> 00:09:11,856 Major bullshit. He's a dead man. He's fuckin' dead. 125 00:09:11,940 --> 00:09:13,441 - Shotgun! - Shotgun! 126 00:09:16,945 --> 00:09:20,281 Check it out, boys, huh? I've been waitin' three long years for this one. 127 00:09:20,406 --> 00:09:24,494 - Oh, yeah. - Those junior high kids are dead meat. I promise you. 128 00:09:24,577 --> 00:09:27,705 - Beat 'em! - Oh, man. Oh, yeah. 129 00:09:35,797 --> 00:09:39,676 Okay, all you freshman fucks. Listen up. 130 00:09:39,759 --> 00:09:44,556 It's your lucky day. Usually you'd be spending your freshman summer getting your asses busted... 131 00:09:44,639 --> 00:09:46,891 And running for your worthless little lives... 132 00:09:46,975 --> 00:09:49,352 But this year, because we feel so sorry for you... 133 00:09:49,435 --> 00:09:51,938 We're gonna take it easy on you... 134 00:09:52,021 --> 00:09:54,107 And save us all a lot of time. 135 00:09:54,190 --> 00:09:57,235 So, if you meet here — right here... 136 00:09:57,318 --> 00:09:59,237 After school today... 137 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:01,739 You only get one lick from each of us. 138 00:10:01,823 --> 00:10:03,741 But you run like cowards... 139 00:10:03,825 --> 00:10:08,454 Well, it's open season all summer long, boys. 140 00:10:08,538 --> 00:10:11,124 Oh, yeah. Mitch Kramer? 141 00:10:11,207 --> 00:10:14,002 Mitchy. Mitchy, mitchy, mitchy. 142 00:10:15,211 --> 00:10:17,213 We're looking for you, pal. 143 00:10:17,297 --> 00:10:19,841 Your ass will be purple before the day is over. 144 00:10:21,009 --> 00:10:22,969 Have a nice afternoon. 145 00:10:25,471 --> 00:10:27,390 You better get out of town. 146 00:10:27,473 --> 00:10:30,018 Go spend the summer with your grandparents or somethin'. 147 00:10:31,978 --> 00:10:35,148 Hey, man. You are gonna show up to our game tonight, aren't you? 148 00:10:35,231 --> 00:10:37,859 Yeah. I'm pitching. I kind of have to. 149 00:10:37,942 --> 00:10:40,445 How should we inscribe your tombstone? 150 00:10:41,696 --> 00:10:44,115 How about "Ben over"? 151 00:10:44,198 --> 00:10:47,785 Yeah, right, pissant. Why aren't they after anybody else? 152 00:10:47,869 --> 00:10:49,829 They are, man. Believe me. 153 00:10:49,912 --> 00:10:51,831 I know, man. 154 00:10:51,914 --> 00:10:55,376 - Come on, Mel. Hop on. - Let's go, boy. 155 00:11:04,510 --> 00:11:06,512 Oh, shit. 156 00:11:08,598 --> 00:11:10,600 Hey, coach. 157 00:11:11,768 --> 00:11:13,811 So, tell me. 158 00:11:13,895 --> 00:11:16,814 Any of you girls gonna be ready to play some football this fall? 159 00:11:16,898 --> 00:11:18,816 - Oh, yeah. - I don't know, coach. 160 00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:21,653 You know, uh, I been doing so good in English classes, you know... 161 00:11:21,736 --> 00:11:23,905 I figured I'd take next fall off and become a writer. 162 00:11:23,988 --> 00:11:25,990 What do you think about that, huh? 163 00:11:26,074 --> 00:11:30,161 Boy, you wouldn't know how to write your name if it wasn't stenciled on your locker. 164 00:11:30,244 --> 00:11:33,706 No, seriously. Everybody. Now, don't go getting soft on me this summer. 165 00:11:33,790 --> 00:11:38,378 You know, you're sitting around the pool all day, chasing the muff around. 166 00:11:38,461 --> 00:11:40,630 Break down! 167 00:11:40,713 --> 00:11:44,175 Hell, man. My grandmother's quicker and tougher than you pansies. 168 00:11:44,258 --> 00:11:46,177 Of course, she's 6'3", 250. 169 00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:48,513 Runs a 4.540. 170 00:11:48,596 --> 00:11:50,723 What's the matter with you, Floyd? 171 00:11:50,807 --> 00:11:54,185 What, quarterbacks don't have to do what their coaches say? Is that it? 172 00:11:54,268 --> 00:11:56,562 - Dawson, did you give him that pledge sheet? - Huh? 173 00:11:56,646 --> 00:11:59,649 - The pledge sheet. You give it to him? - Yeah, coach. It's right here. 174 00:11:59,732 --> 00:12:03,986 Randy, if you could get that back to us by the end of the day, we'd feel a lot better about it. 175 00:12:04,070 --> 00:12:06,406 - You guys see that he does this, okay? - All right, coach. 176 00:12:06,489 --> 00:12:08,408 See ya, coach. 177 00:12:08,491 --> 00:12:10,952 - Randy Floyd. - Aw, shit. 178 00:12:11,035 --> 00:12:15,039 Before next fall, you're in need of a serious attitude adjustment, young man. 179 00:12:15,123 --> 00:12:17,041 You better get your priorities straight. 180 00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:21,087 And watch out with that other crowd you're runnin' with. Don't think I haven't noticed. 181 00:12:21,170 --> 00:12:23,589 - Hey! - Uh-oh, pink. 182 00:12:23,673 --> 00:12:28,302 I want that piece of paper on my desk before you leave here today. Do you hear me? 183 00:12:35,184 --> 00:12:37,895 Get an attitude adjustment. You know what I mean? 184 00:12:37,979 --> 00:12:40,732 - Priorities straight, buddy. - Runs with a bad crowd. 185 00:12:40,815 --> 00:12:42,734 - Bad people. - Watch yourself. 186 00:12:42,817 --> 00:12:48,740 Yeah, well, I've got coach's and everybody else's attitude-adjusted priorities... 187 00:12:48,823 --> 00:12:51,242 Right here. 188 00:12:51,325 --> 00:12:53,327 - Yeah, that's good, pink. - Yeah. 189 00:12:55,246 --> 00:12:58,082 Oh! Did you know o'bannion flunked? 190 00:12:58,166 --> 00:13:00,168 Yeah. What a dumb-shit. 191 00:13:03,337 --> 00:13:07,133 Whoo! Y'all ready to bust some ass? 192 00:13:07,216 --> 00:13:09,302 - What's up, Don? Benny. Melvin. - Hey. 193 00:13:09,385 --> 00:13:11,304 - See ya later. - Good to see ya. 194 00:13:11,387 --> 00:13:13,931 Yeah. 195 00:13:14,015 --> 00:13:16,934 Hey. We gotta take your truck. I'm low on gas. All right? 196 00:13:17,018 --> 00:13:19,604 - We need to take my truck? - Yeah. Okay? 197 00:13:19,687 --> 00:13:21,606 - Yeah. - Good. 198 00:13:21,689 --> 00:13:24,066 - What are you doing? Picking up trash? - What? What? 199 00:13:24,150 --> 00:13:27,779 Man, I was just waiting for one of them idiot coaches to piss me off again. 200 00:13:27,862 --> 00:13:30,114 I think you take the whole thing a little too personal. 201 00:13:30,198 --> 00:13:32,950 I think you just gotta — You gotta shake it off. 202 00:13:33,034 --> 00:13:36,120 Don, have you ever thought about why we play football? 203 00:13:36,204 --> 00:13:40,208 I mean, how many times have you gotten laid strictly because you're a football player, huh? 204 00:13:42,710 --> 00:13:45,129 I don't know. A few probably. 205 00:13:45,213 --> 00:13:48,132 A few? Don, all I'm saying is that... 206 00:13:48,216 --> 00:13:52,178 I bet we could do just as well if we were in a band or somethin'. 207 00:13:52,261 --> 00:13:54,680 Well, I gotta put in a final appearance. So... 208 00:13:54,764 --> 00:13:57,350 Wait a minute. Who you got goin' in there? Shh. 209 00:13:59,060 --> 00:14:00,978 Vicky. Vicky! 210 00:14:01,062 --> 00:14:03,815 Come on. Let's skip out. Let's go get naked right now. Let's go. 211 00:14:03,898 --> 00:14:05,483 Come on. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 212 00:14:05,566 --> 00:14:07,443 - Mr. Dawson. - Yeah. 213 00:14:07,527 --> 00:14:09,445 Why don't you take it somewhere else? 214 00:14:09,529 --> 00:14:12,198 Oh, Mr. Floyd. Are you gracing us with your presence today? 215 00:14:12,281 --> 00:14:14,575 Uh, might as well. 216 00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:18,871 You know, Ginny, I was thinking maybe you and I can get together over the summer. 217 00:14:18,955 --> 00:14:22,291 It'll be legal. We could make things happen. I'll keep it mum's the word. 218 00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:24,377 I promise. I swear to you. 219 00:14:28,923 --> 00:14:32,260 At the party tonight, I heard there's gonna be a girl with knockers this big. 220 00:14:32,343 --> 00:14:34,363 - Bullshit. - Promise. Two handfuls. - Shut up, Carl. 221 00:14:34,387 --> 00:14:36,305 - No way. - Yes. 222 00:14:36,389 --> 00:14:39,600 - Uh-uh. - Hey. Psst. Hey. 223 00:14:39,684 --> 00:14:42,103 Pentico got his brother's car. Let's go. 224 00:14:42,186 --> 00:14:44,105 - Cool, man. - Cool. 225 00:14:44,188 --> 00:14:46,983 - Go talk to him. - I'm not going alone. 226 00:14:47,066 --> 00:14:49,610 Come on. Come on. Ask him. 227 00:14:49,694 --> 00:14:52,655 Uh, Mr. Payne, sir... 228 00:14:52,738 --> 00:14:56,158 You know, every second that you could let us out early... 229 00:14:56,242 --> 00:14:58,953 Would really increase our chances of survival. 230 00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:03,833 It's like our sergeant told us before one trip into the jungle. 231 00:15:05,042 --> 00:15:06,961 "Men! 232 00:15:07,044 --> 00:15:11,173 Fifty of you are leaving on a mission. Twenty-five of ya ain't comin' back." 233 00:15:13,885 --> 00:15:15,887 Okay. 234 00:15:17,722 --> 00:15:19,891 You know, the '68 Democratic convention... 235 00:15:19,974 --> 00:15:22,518 Was probably the most bitchin' time I ever had in my life. 236 00:15:22,602 --> 00:15:25,855 Hey, guys. One more thing. Hey. This summer... 237 00:15:25,938 --> 00:15:29,984 When you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial fourth of July brouhaha... 238 00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:32,427 Don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact... 239 00:15:32,486 --> 00:15:35,114 That a bunch of slave-owning aristocratic white males... 240 00:15:35,197 --> 00:15:37,158 Didn't want to pay their taxes. 241 00:15:37,241 --> 00:15:39,285 - Yeah! - Have a good summer. 242 00:16:36,717 --> 00:16:40,179 Hey. Over there. Let's get 'em. 243 00:16:46,519 --> 00:16:48,521 Hey! No cutting. 244 00:17:03,995 --> 00:17:06,831 Hey. Hey, hey. 245 00:17:06,914 --> 00:17:10,376 Hey! 246 00:17:10,459 --> 00:17:12,378 Run, man! 247 00:17:15,464 --> 00:17:17,508 Jump in. Come on. We gotta go. 248 00:17:17,591 --> 00:17:19,510 Go, go, go, go, go, go! 249 00:17:19,593 --> 00:17:22,179 - Whoo! - Hurry up, hirshfelder. We're gonna leave your ass. 250 00:17:22,263 --> 00:17:24,181 - Sorry, man. - Come on. Let's go. Come on. 251 00:17:24,265 --> 00:17:27,268 - Whoa. Back it up. Back it up. - Oh, shit! 252 00:17:27,351 --> 00:17:30,354 - Whoo-ee! Ducks on the pond. - How you doin', boys? 253 00:17:32,565 --> 00:17:34,650 Whoo! 254 00:17:37,945 --> 00:17:40,656 Wake up, bitch. Wake up. 255 00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:44,035 Open. Open. Hey, hey. Open. 256 00:17:48,497 --> 00:17:51,375 Okay. Open wide. 257 00:17:51,459 --> 00:17:53,461 Open wide. 258 00:17:55,463 --> 00:17:57,548 - Open. Yeah. - What do you think? 259 00:17:57,631 --> 00:18:00,051 All right. We got 'em. 260 00:18:00,134 --> 00:18:02,303 Hey, you. Come here. 261 00:18:04,597 --> 00:18:06,557 You. 262 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:09,810 - Who are you? - Uh, nobody. 263 00:18:09,894 --> 00:18:12,480 I mean, I wasn't in the truck. 264 00:18:12,563 --> 00:18:15,066 - Are you a freshman? - Yeah. 265 00:18:15,149 --> 00:18:17,610 Well, are you in, or are you out? 266 00:18:17,693 --> 00:18:19,945 - In. - Let's go. 267 00:18:23,741 --> 00:18:25,659 Come on! Let's go! 268 00:18:25,743 --> 00:18:27,787 Go! Come on! Hurry up! 269 00:18:27,870 --> 00:18:29,705 Oh, man. We're screwed! 270 00:18:29,789 --> 00:18:32,333 - Pentico, lose them. - I'm tryin', man! 271 00:18:32,416 --> 00:18:34,919 Whoo! 272 00:18:35,002 --> 00:18:38,297 - Let's go! Come on! - Who you fuckin' with? 273 00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:41,592 - Come on! Come on! Go, go, go, go! - Drive! Drive this piece of shit! 274 00:18:41,675 --> 00:18:43,761 Shut up, man. Here they come. 275 00:18:47,807 --> 00:18:49,683 Fucking turn! 276 00:18:53,437 --> 00:18:55,189 Oh, shit! 277 00:18:58,442 --> 00:19:01,779 Come on! Let's go! Whoo! 278 00:19:01,862 --> 00:19:04,365 Oh, shit! Here they come! 279 00:19:04,448 --> 00:19:07,743 I think we really pissed them off, man. Just drop me off at my house. 280 00:19:07,827 --> 00:19:10,162 - Are you still with me? - Yeah. I guess. 281 00:19:10,246 --> 00:19:12,540 - This is my house. - They're slowing down. 282 00:19:12,623 --> 00:19:15,626 You get out and get 'em. You get out. 283 00:19:15,709 --> 00:19:18,045 - Good luck, man. Be there tonight. - All right. 284 00:19:20,089 --> 00:19:23,384 All right. I'll catch up with you guys later. Go, go, go. 285 00:19:26,512 --> 00:19:29,723 - Oh, shit. - Oh, nice try, freshmen. 286 00:19:29,807 --> 00:19:32,393 Tell you what. Just for being such brave little kids... 287 00:19:32,476 --> 00:19:34,854 I'm only gonna give each of ya five licks, okay? 288 00:19:34,937 --> 00:19:38,440 All right. Grab a pole then, kids. Let's get goin'. 289 00:19:38,524 --> 00:19:41,068 I don't think so, creep. 290 00:19:41,152 --> 00:19:43,154 Mom! 291 00:19:43,237 --> 00:19:46,407 Carl, get in the house. Get in the house! 292 00:19:47,783 --> 00:19:51,287 And you — Get the hell off my property. 293 00:19:51,370 --> 00:19:55,958 Oh. Well, I'm sorry, ma'am. I was just escorting your fine young son home from school. 294 00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:58,961 There's — there were some ruffians about, and I — 295 00:19:59,044 --> 00:20:01,922 Oh, and, uh, Mitch, Carl. 296 00:20:02,006 --> 00:20:04,925 We'll be seeing each other again. 297 00:20:08,888 --> 00:20:13,309 Oh, that's it. I fuckin' saw that, you little sack of shit. You two are fuckin' dead! 298 00:20:13,392 --> 00:20:16,437 You hear me? You're fuckin' dead! 299 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:19,148 Excuse me. Thank you. 300 00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:24,236 All right, you little freshman bitches. 301 00:20:25,321 --> 00:20:29,116 Air raid! 302 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,035 That was pathetic! 303 00:20:31,118 --> 00:20:33,037 You guys are crumbs! 304 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:37,041 Let's try it again! That means get up, you lazy little bitches. Get up! 305 00:20:37,124 --> 00:20:39,043 You heard her! 306 00:20:39,126 --> 00:20:42,254 Air raid! 307 00:20:42,338 --> 00:20:46,467 That was horrible, you little slut girls. You little freshman sluts. Get up! 308 00:20:46,550 --> 00:20:50,304 Get up! Up! Up! Up! 309 00:20:50,387 --> 00:20:53,182 Air raid! 310 00:20:53,265 --> 00:20:55,285 What's fascinating is the way not only the school... 311 00:20:55,309 --> 00:20:58,455 But the entire community seems to be supporting this — or at least turn their heads. 312 00:20:58,479 --> 00:21:00,874 - They apparently have permission to use the parking lot. - Right. 313 00:21:00,898 --> 00:21:03,400 No parents seem to mind. You know. They're selling concessions. 314 00:21:03,484 --> 00:21:04,944 - I mean — - I know. 315 00:21:05,027 --> 00:21:08,447 The seniors, we tried. We — we gave you all a chance. 316 00:21:08,530 --> 00:21:13,577 But since you little prick-teases can't follow instructions... 317 00:21:13,661 --> 00:21:16,664 We're just gonna have to try something else, won't we? 318 00:21:16,747 --> 00:21:18,916 Seniors... 319 00:21:18,999 --> 00:21:21,794 You love us. Smile. You love us. 320 00:21:28,467 --> 00:21:31,512 Turn over. 321 00:21:33,013 --> 00:21:35,474 Suffer, sisters! 322 00:21:35,557 --> 00:21:37,685 Suffer! 323 00:21:37,768 --> 00:21:39,687 Whoo! 324 00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:48,070 Eat it! Open wide! 325 00:21:48,153 --> 00:21:52,032 Open wide! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! 326 00:21:52,116 --> 00:21:54,368 Yes! Whoo! 327 00:21:54,451 --> 00:21:56,787 Love it, girls. Love it! 328 00:21:56,870 --> 00:21:59,498 Gorgeous babies. 329 00:22:00,916 --> 00:22:03,085 Welcome to high school, honey. 330 00:22:03,168 --> 00:22:06,672 - You love it, honey. - You little bitch! 331 00:22:11,260 --> 00:22:13,679 Go! 332 00:22:14,763 --> 00:22:16,807 Propose to Mr. Dawson. 333 00:22:16,890 --> 00:22:18,851 You idiot. 334 00:22:19,852 --> 00:22:22,438 - Will you marry me? - Don't know. What's in it for me? 335 00:22:22,521 --> 00:22:25,024 - Suck on it harder. - Anything you want. 336 00:22:25,107 --> 00:22:27,026 - Anything? - Anything. 337 00:22:27,109 --> 00:22:29,194 Go like this. 338 00:22:30,237 --> 00:22:33,324 - Do you spit or swallow? - Oh... 339 00:22:33,407 --> 00:22:36,118 Whatever you i-like. 340 00:22:36,201 --> 00:22:38,495 Whatever I like? I would definitely marry you. 341 00:22:38,579 --> 00:22:40,539 - That is so degrading. - Let's go. 342 00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:44,626 - You're an asshole. - Yes, I am. 343 00:22:44,710 --> 00:22:47,671 That's terrible, man. It's horrible. 344 00:22:47,755 --> 00:22:50,382 Aha! 345 00:22:50,466 --> 00:22:52,968 I just want you guys to know I feel for you, man. 346 00:22:53,052 --> 00:22:56,263 I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it when you're a senior. 347 00:22:56,347 --> 00:23:00,059 But you're doing great. Now fry like bacon, you little freshman piggies! 348 00:23:00,142 --> 00:23:02,394 Fry! Fry! 349 00:23:02,478 --> 00:23:04,521 - Hi. - Hi. 350 00:23:04,605 --> 00:23:08,442 - Hello there. - I would like for you to propose to Tony. 351 00:23:08,525 --> 00:23:10,361 Oh, god. 352 00:23:10,444 --> 00:23:12,446 On your knees. 353 00:23:18,285 --> 00:23:20,120 Will you marry me? 354 00:23:20,204 --> 00:23:22,498 - What am I supposed to say here? - I — I don't know. 355 00:23:22,581 --> 00:23:25,000 Um, what'll you do for me, huh? 356 00:23:25,084 --> 00:23:27,211 Um, anything you want. 357 00:23:27,294 --> 00:23:30,297 - Imagine the possibilities. - Oh, Jesus. 358 00:23:30,381 --> 00:23:32,299 No, seriously, you can stand up. 359 00:23:32,383 --> 00:23:34,468 - Um, what's your name? - Sabrina. 360 00:23:34,551 --> 00:23:35,969 - I'm Tony. - Hi. 361 00:23:36,053 --> 00:23:38,722 - Anthony actually. - Sorry. 362 00:23:38,806 --> 00:23:40,724 - This is Mike. - Hey. 363 00:23:40,808 --> 00:23:43,936 We were just discussing the utter stupidity of these initiation rituals... 364 00:23:44,019 --> 00:23:46,730 And we were — we're kind of wondering why someone like you... 365 00:23:46,814 --> 00:23:49,191 Would subject yourself to the losing end of it all. 366 00:23:49,274 --> 00:23:51,235 What are we having? Social hour over here? 367 00:23:51,318 --> 00:23:54,113 I'm supposed to be being a bitch. Back to the pit. 368 00:23:54,196 --> 00:23:55,989 All right, kiddo. 369 00:23:56,073 --> 00:23:58,909 - It's almost over. Don't worry about it. - So, uh, am I mistaken... 370 00:23:58,992 --> 00:24:01,829 Or was there a little unspoken thing going on with that young Vixen? 371 00:24:01,912 --> 00:24:03,789 - You stud. - You know how it is. 372 00:24:03,914 --> 00:24:07,126 - I bet she's pretty cute once you clean all the shit off her. - I bet she is. 373 00:24:07,209 --> 00:24:11,880 Okay, girlies! It's hot out here, and I'm really sick of looking at all of you. 374 00:24:11,964 --> 00:24:14,341 So let's just — let's get out of here. 375 00:24:14,425 --> 00:24:18,429 What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, bitch. 376 00:24:18,512 --> 00:24:20,889 Let's go! Get in the truck! 377 00:24:20,973 --> 00:24:22,933 Get in the truck! Come on! 378 00:24:23,016 --> 00:24:25,310 You know, maybe if you ever left the poker table... 379 00:24:25,394 --> 00:24:27,604 Maybe if I ever left the poker table? What about you? 380 00:24:27,688 --> 00:24:30,899 Whatever. I mean, the point is, that's why we're going out tonight. You know? 381 00:24:30,983 --> 00:24:35,070 Who knows? You might experience something a little more tangible than an Abraham Lincoln dream. 382 00:24:36,071 --> 00:24:38,174 - That's, like, a hairline fracture right there. - Shit. 383 00:24:38,198 --> 00:24:40,492 - What's that about? What'd you do? - I wouldn't doubt it. 384 00:24:40,576 --> 00:24:42,786 My boy Benny was wearing their asses out, boy! 385 00:24:42,870 --> 00:24:46,999 - Shit. - I just gave him a little beating he'll never forget. 386 00:24:47,082 --> 00:24:49,084 Here's to ya, ma. 387 00:24:50,085 --> 00:24:52,296 That's your fucking mother. 388 00:24:52,379 --> 00:24:55,716 Say, man. Fuck the coaches, man. Just do it for us, man. 389 00:24:55,799 --> 00:24:57,801 - You picked this thing up? - Yeah. You know. 390 00:24:57,885 --> 00:24:59,970 Hey. What are you doin'? 391 00:25:00,053 --> 00:25:01,972 - He ain't doin' shit now. - What? 392 00:25:02,055 --> 00:25:05,642 Got any more details of my life you got figured out you can let me in on, Ben? 393 00:25:05,726 --> 00:25:08,228 Lots of details. 394 00:25:08,312 --> 00:25:11,231 - Hey, o'bannion, what are you doing? - What's happening? 395 00:25:11,315 --> 00:25:13,317 Oh, you didn't hear, did you? 396 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,652 - What? - Didn't hear I got a shotgun pulled on my ass? 397 00:25:15,736 --> 00:25:17,654 - No way! - Swear to god. 398 00:25:25,621 --> 00:25:27,873 Oh, my god! 399 00:25:44,932 --> 00:25:46,934 Ow. Freezing! 400 00:25:48,352 --> 00:25:50,312 Hey, Mrs. Pickford. 401 00:25:50,395 --> 00:25:52,606 Hi, guys. You here to see Kevin? 402 00:25:52,689 --> 00:25:54,942 - No. Actually, we came here to see you. - Oh. 403 00:25:55,025 --> 00:25:58,445 - Bet you're glad school's out, aren't you? - Yeah. We got our report cards today. 404 00:25:58,529 --> 00:26:00,864 - How did you do? - Straight a's. 405 00:26:00,948 --> 00:26:03,075 - Both of you? - Yeah. 406 00:26:03,158 --> 00:26:05,452 - Big trip, huh? - We're going away for the weekend. 407 00:26:05,536 --> 00:26:08,288 - Oh, you're taking kev with ya, huh? - No. He's staying here. 408 00:26:08,372 --> 00:26:10,290 Oh. Oh, he is. Oh. 409 00:26:10,374 --> 00:26:13,001 - Thanks. - Go on in. He's up there somewhere. 410 00:26:19,466 --> 00:26:22,928 - Let's get together sometime. All right? - Yeah. That'd be fun. 411 00:26:23,011 --> 00:26:24,930 - All right. - Be lots of fun. 412 00:26:25,013 --> 00:26:27,057 - Yeah. - What do you do? I mean, for fun. 413 00:26:27,140 --> 00:26:30,727 Usually just hang out with the girls. You know, drive around. That kind of stuff. 414 00:26:30,811 --> 00:26:33,230 There's a big party tonight. It should be really great. 415 00:26:33,313 --> 00:26:35,315 - Oh. - So... 416 00:26:36,316 --> 00:26:38,235 - Do you want to come? - Yeah. 417 00:26:38,318 --> 00:26:40,237 - Yeah? - Yeah. That'd be fun. 418 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,280 - Cool. Think it'll be all right? - It'll be fine. 419 00:26:42,322 --> 00:26:44,575 - Great. We'll pick you up at about 8:30. - Okay. Cool. 420 00:26:44,658 --> 00:26:46,577 - See you then. - Okay. Bye-bye. 421 00:26:46,660 --> 00:26:48,704 Bye. 422 00:26:48,787 --> 00:26:51,415 All right. Let's go. We gotta get ready. 423 00:27:00,841 --> 00:27:02,843 Sample of the goods. 424 00:27:04,886 --> 00:27:06,888 Fifteen bucks. 425 00:27:10,017 --> 00:27:12,436 - Can you spot me 10? - Hmm? 426 00:27:12,519 --> 00:27:15,188 I'll pay you, like, Tuesday and shit. 427 00:27:19,693 --> 00:27:21,612 Thank you. 428 00:27:21,695 --> 00:27:23,822 "Shebanga." who is it? 429 00:27:23,947 --> 00:27:27,534 - Kevin, I think you need to come out here a minute. - Hide the shit. 430 00:27:27,618 --> 00:27:30,412 - Oh, man. It reeks in here. - Shit. 431 00:27:30,495 --> 00:27:32,706 Slater, get up. 432 00:27:32,789 --> 00:27:36,335 Kevin, there's someone out here who says he needs to talk to you. 433 00:27:36,418 --> 00:27:38,337 Here. What about? 434 00:27:38,420 --> 00:27:40,964 Go get the door man. Here. 435 00:27:41,048 --> 00:27:43,258 - Slater, lose it. - Kevin, open the door. 436 00:27:43,342 --> 00:27:45,719 - Quick! - Lose it, man. Damn. 437 00:27:48,013 --> 00:27:50,307 Hey, dad, ma. What's up? 438 00:27:50,390 --> 00:27:53,185 - Did you order some kegs of beer? - No. 439 00:27:53,268 --> 00:27:56,563 Well, there's a fella in a beer truck out on the street that says you did. 440 00:27:56,647 --> 00:27:58,398 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 441 00:27:58,482 --> 00:28:00,901 Just a sec. 442 00:28:03,904 --> 00:28:05,906 Shit. 443 00:28:08,575 --> 00:28:11,119 - That guy said I ordered a keg of beer? - Yeah. 444 00:28:11,203 --> 00:28:13,997 He said it was to be delivered to the pickford residence. 445 00:28:14,081 --> 00:28:16,166 - This address? - This address. 446 00:28:16,249 --> 00:28:20,045 That's kind of funny. Why don't I go out there and see what's goin' on? 447 00:28:20,128 --> 00:28:22,130 Yeah. I think you better. 448 00:28:22,214 --> 00:28:24,675 I'll be right back. 449 00:28:24,758 --> 00:28:26,927 You guys know anything about a party here tonight? 450 00:28:29,221 --> 00:28:31,473 - No, sir. - No. 451 00:28:35,977 --> 00:28:38,605 Hey, hey. Hey, hey. 452 00:28:38,689 --> 00:28:40,816 Hey, man. 453 00:28:40,899 --> 00:28:42,984 - Aren't you a little bit early? - Uh... 454 00:28:43,985 --> 00:28:45,904 Yeah. About an hour and a half. 455 00:28:45,987 --> 00:28:48,448 But, see, I wanted to get here early, see if anyone's here. 456 00:28:48,573 --> 00:28:53,954 - I got this little action happening tonight, man, if you know what I mean. - So I guess you got the wrong house. 457 00:28:55,622 --> 00:28:57,541 Oh. 458 00:28:57,624 --> 00:29:02,129 Yeah. Inconvenience for you. I'm sorry. Uh, wrong Mr. Pickford all together. 459 00:29:02,212 --> 00:29:04,840 Hey. These things happen. Don't worry about it, Ben. 460 00:29:04,923 --> 00:29:06,925 Yeah. 461 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:12,055 Were you going to have a party here tonight, son? 462 00:29:12,139 --> 00:29:14,516 I don't know what that was all about. 463 00:29:14,599 --> 00:29:17,769 Start unpacking. We're not goin' anywhere. 464 00:29:17,853 --> 00:29:19,980 Frank... 465 00:29:20,063 --> 00:29:22,065 - Fucker! - Frank — 466 00:31:19,057 --> 00:31:21,268 Oh, look out! Look out! Look out! Aaah! 467 00:31:21,351 --> 00:31:23,937 Hey, batter, batter, batter, swing! 468 00:31:29,568 --> 00:31:31,111 Strike two! 469 00:31:31,194 --> 00:31:33,113 Time. 470 00:31:34,114 --> 00:31:38,159 Kramer, one more pitch. You better get this kid out or we're really gonna beat your ass. 471 00:31:38,243 --> 00:31:42,622 We're gonna beat you like a running mule. 472 00:31:42,706 --> 00:31:47,085 Hey, man. Forget about those guys. Let's just get this last guy out, okay? 473 00:31:47,168 --> 00:31:49,087 Easy for your ass to say. 474 00:31:49,170 --> 00:31:52,257 - Hey, man. There's nothing you can do about it. - I'll beat you too. 475 00:31:52,340 --> 00:31:54,718 - How'd they all know I was gonna be here? - Hey, Kramer! 476 00:31:54,801 --> 00:31:56,887 Quit stallin'! Let's go, baby! We're waiting for you! 477 00:31:56,970 --> 00:31:59,598 I hope you got more than a jockstrap under there, you little rat! 478 00:31:59,723 --> 00:32:03,995 Just because you're not gonna be able to sit down for the rest of the summer, don't let it affect your concentration. 479 00:32:04,019 --> 00:32:05,937 - Up yours. - Hey, Mitch. 480 00:32:06,021 --> 00:32:09,524 Could you do the rest of us a favor and leave through the gate in right field? 481 00:32:09,608 --> 00:32:11,526 That'll draw them all out of here. 482 00:32:11,610 --> 00:32:13,695 I mean, they're gonna get you anyway. 483 00:32:15,322 --> 00:32:17,240 Yeah. Get out of here. 484 00:32:17,365 --> 00:32:21,328 - Who are you, buddy? - What are you looking at? Keep your head in the game. Concentrate! 485 00:32:38,011 --> 00:32:42,098 Strike three! Ball game! 486 00:32:58,573 --> 00:33:02,327 Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. Good game. 487 00:33:02,410 --> 00:33:06,539 - Yeah, right. Right. Yeah. Right. - Good game. Good game. 488 00:33:07,540 --> 00:33:11,044 Yeah, right. Good game. Good game, man. Good game. 489 00:33:11,127 --> 00:33:13,672 Oh, yeah. Good game. Good game. 490 00:33:13,755 --> 00:33:17,300 Way to go, buddy. Way to go. 491 00:33:17,384 --> 00:33:19,344 Way to go. 492 00:33:19,427 --> 00:33:21,471 Come here, man! 493 00:33:21,554 --> 00:33:23,473 Mitchy. 494 00:33:23,556 --> 00:33:27,894 - Oh, what happened to your buds? - Aw, you're all alone. 495 00:33:27,978 --> 00:33:30,271 - Hey, mi — oh. - Oh. 496 00:33:30,355 --> 00:33:33,900 - Hey, Mitch. Mitch! Hey! - Kramer. 497 00:33:35,694 --> 00:33:38,571 - How's your dad doing? - Uh, he's doing great. 498 00:33:39,906 --> 00:33:43,702 This arm ready to throw about 2,000 yards next fall? 499 00:33:43,785 --> 00:33:46,037 Oh. I don't know. We'll see. 500 00:33:46,121 --> 00:33:48,707 We're depending on you boys. 501 00:33:48,790 --> 00:33:51,960 And let me tell you what. You're looking good. 502 00:33:52,043 --> 00:33:55,130 Thirteen starters coming back. Twenty-two lettermen. 503 00:33:55,213 --> 00:33:58,800 - Lookin' tough. - Yeah. 504 00:33:58,883 --> 00:34:03,179 - Well, uh, you folks take care. - Okay. Good to see you, Randy. 505 00:35:17,337 --> 00:35:19,255 Whoa! 506 00:35:19,339 --> 00:35:22,425 Oh, god! You know that hurt! You know that hurt him, man. 507 00:35:22,509 --> 00:35:25,261 - What's goin' on here? - Oh, pink, man. You missed it. Whoo! 508 00:35:25,345 --> 00:35:27,597 - What's up, buddy? - Where you guys headed off to now? 509 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:31,017 - We're going up to the emporium. Gonna join us? - Yeah. See you up there. 510 00:35:32,143 --> 00:35:34,604 You should sign my paddle later. 511 00:35:34,687 --> 00:35:36,815 - I gotta get seconds with him. - Wait, wait, wait. 512 00:35:36,898 --> 00:35:39,025 - This is just too slick. - You next, pink? 513 00:35:39,109 --> 00:35:42,445 - Sure. - All right. Say, you already got the kid. 514 00:35:42,529 --> 00:35:46,366 All right. Fuck it. You know what? I'm gonna go find your little skinny partner Carl... 515 00:35:46,449 --> 00:35:49,536 And his mom, and let me tell you something, I took it easy on you. 516 00:35:49,619 --> 00:35:53,206 All right? Yeah. You're not smiling now, are you? You little sack of shit. 517 00:35:53,289 --> 00:35:55,250 Huh? Huh? 518 00:35:56,251 --> 00:35:58,419 - Benny, Don. - Say, man. 519 00:35:58,503 --> 00:36:01,131 - Bummer about pickford's party, huh? - Yeah. 520 00:36:01,214 --> 00:36:06,010 Yeah. His old man found out. Total rip-off, man. 521 00:36:11,766 --> 00:36:15,061 Hey, man. You know, us — We got a few sixers. You with us? 522 00:36:15,145 --> 00:36:18,189 Uh, yeah. I gotta go home and change. I'll catch up with you, okay? 523 00:36:18,273 --> 00:36:21,151 All right. See you later. Hey, kid. Take care of that butt. 524 00:36:21,234 --> 00:36:23,403 Say, guys. Hold up. 525 00:36:28,074 --> 00:36:30,285 You need a ride? 526 00:36:30,368 --> 00:36:33,496 Yeah. Uh... 527 00:36:33,580 --> 00:36:35,915 I think they left me. 528 00:36:38,376 --> 00:36:40,378 Here you go, man. 529 00:36:56,060 --> 00:36:59,355 Yeah, there's always one senior who has to be the badass. 530 00:37:00,607 --> 00:37:05,862 I think o'bannion's gonna be the first senior in history to take that honor two years in a row. 531 00:37:05,945 --> 00:37:08,781 Guy's a dick. Right? 532 00:37:10,033 --> 00:37:13,411 Yeah. He's, uh, kind of a joke. 533 00:37:13,494 --> 00:37:16,789 He's not a bad guy to have on your side, though, blocking for ya. 534 00:37:16,873 --> 00:37:19,542 Yeah. 535 00:37:19,626 --> 00:37:22,337 Did you get it bad when you were a freshman? 536 00:37:22,420 --> 00:37:25,048 Shit, man. Aw. 537 00:37:25,131 --> 00:37:28,551 They waited for my ass after baseball practice and got me. 538 00:37:28,635 --> 00:37:31,471 God, it was vicious. 539 00:37:31,554 --> 00:37:34,390 I mean, actually, it is best to get a lot at once, you know... 540 00:37:34,474 --> 00:37:38,686 'Cause after about 10 licks, your ass gets so numb, you might as well get it over with. 541 00:37:40,813 --> 00:37:43,024 I had some pretty cool seniors though, you know. 542 00:37:43,107 --> 00:37:46,069 They'd take you out and bust the hell out of you and then... 543 00:37:46,152 --> 00:37:48,071 Go get you drunk. 544 00:37:48,154 --> 00:37:51,115 - You know, stuff like that. - Cool. 545 00:37:56,955 --> 00:37:59,249 - Thanks, man. - Yeah. Take care, man. 546 00:38:02,919 --> 00:38:06,047 Uh, hey, man. Uh, look. Since the party's not goin' on... 547 00:38:06,130 --> 00:38:10,468 Me and some of the other guys will probably end up just riding around. 548 00:38:10,551 --> 00:38:13,096 You want us to stop by and pick you up? 549 00:38:13,179 --> 00:38:16,641 - Well, do you think that's a good idea? - Oh, yeah. Sure, man. No problem. 550 00:38:16,724 --> 00:38:21,145 Even after you've gotten it bad, the guys who haven't got you yet will give you a few days to rest. 551 00:38:21,229 --> 00:38:25,733 It, uh — it'd be a pretty cool move to show up and let 'em know it doesn't bother you that much. 552 00:38:25,817 --> 00:38:28,194 Yeah, okay. Cool. 553 00:38:28,278 --> 00:38:30,822 - See you later? - Yeah. Sure. Thanks for the ride, man. 554 00:38:31,823 --> 00:38:34,617 Hey, man. Uh, put some ice on it for a while. 555 00:38:34,701 --> 00:38:37,495 After that it won't be anything a few beers can't take care of. 556 00:39:23,082 --> 00:39:25,084 Like, what did she say? I'm just interested. 557 00:39:25,168 --> 00:39:27,295 I think it's funny. What did she call me? 558 00:39:27,378 --> 00:39:31,049 You hang out with her. You know it. We know they talk about us. Just tell us. 559 00:39:31,132 --> 00:39:33,051 - Nothing. - We don't care. 560 00:39:33,134 --> 00:39:37,221 Oh, come on. Nothing. That's a lie when you do that. I know you're lying, you bitch. 561 00:39:37,305 --> 00:39:39,349 - I know you're lying. - You're not gonna get mad? 562 00:39:39,432 --> 00:39:42,518 I'm not gonna get mad. I think it's a riot. I don't care what she thinks. 563 00:39:42,602 --> 00:39:45,521 All right. She called you a bitch and you a slut. 564 00:39:45,605 --> 00:39:48,816 A slut? She called me a slut? That bitch. I can't... 565 00:39:48,900 --> 00:39:51,027 - Everybody calls you a slut. - Shavonne! 566 00:39:51,110 --> 00:39:53,863 - Oh, shit! - Oh, that bitch. I'm gonna kick her ass. 567 00:39:53,946 --> 00:39:55,948 I can't believe that. What a bitch. 568 00:39:56,032 --> 00:39:58,868 - I thought you said you weren't gonna get mad. - I'm not mad. 569 00:40:06,667 --> 00:40:09,545 - Look. I got a confession to make. - What do you mean a confession? 570 00:40:09,629 --> 00:40:12,715 For the, like, last year or so I've been talking about going to law school... 571 00:40:12,799 --> 00:40:16,636 So I can be an a.C.L.U. Lawyer and be in a position to help people who are getting fucked over. 572 00:40:16,761 --> 00:40:19,972 - Uh-huh. - Well, I was standing in line at the post office yesterday, you know. 573 00:40:20,056 --> 00:40:22,683 And I'm looking around. And everybody's looking really pathetic. 574 00:40:22,767 --> 00:40:26,229 You know what I mean? I mean, like, people had — like, got drool just sort of... 575 00:40:26,312 --> 00:40:28,898 Then this guy's bending over. You could see the crack of his... 576 00:40:28,981 --> 00:40:31,651 - Aw! - It was, like, wife beaters. It was — anyway, it was... 577 00:40:31,734 --> 00:40:34,862 And I realized I just don't want to do it. You know what I mean? 578 00:40:34,987 --> 00:40:39,492 It sounds good, but I have to confront the fact that I don't like the people I've been talking about helping out. 579 00:40:39,575 --> 00:40:42,745 You know what I'm — I don't think I like people, period. You guys are okay. 580 00:40:42,829 --> 00:40:44,973 I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope. 581 00:40:44,997 --> 00:40:46,999 So you're not gonna go to law school? 582 00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:49,836 What do you want to do then? 583 00:40:49,919 --> 00:40:51,838 I want to dance. 584 00:40:58,010 --> 00:41:00,388 All right. Let's rock and roll. 585 00:41:02,849 --> 00:41:05,268 Hey. Hop in, man. 586 00:41:05,351 --> 00:41:07,478 Hey, man. Whose car? 587 00:41:07,562 --> 00:41:09,772 - You know wooderson? - How's it goin', man? 588 00:41:09,856 --> 00:41:13,025 Hey. Pretty good. How's it goin' with you? 589 00:41:14,694 --> 00:41:18,406 Say, man. You got a joint? 590 00:41:18,489 --> 00:41:20,575 Uh, no. Not on me, man. 591 00:41:23,619 --> 00:41:26,205 It'd be a lot cooler if you did. 592 00:41:34,005 --> 00:41:36,174 All right, all right, all right. 593 00:41:36,257 --> 00:41:40,178 Hey, man. You still driving in to Houston in the morning to get those aerosmith tickets? 594 00:41:40,261 --> 00:41:42,180 Ooh, you're damn right. 595 00:41:42,263 --> 00:41:44,807 - Evenin', ladies. Ow! - Nice. 596 00:41:44,891 --> 00:41:47,652 - Need me to pick you up a couple? - Yeah. Two. 597 00:41:47,727 --> 00:41:49,687 Cool. 598 00:41:50,688 --> 00:41:54,317 - Hey, man. You sure I'm okay in here? - Yeah, man. You'll be okay. 599 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:57,153 Look. If anyone starts messing with you, just play it cool. 600 00:42:30,019 --> 00:42:32,104 One to go. 601 00:42:32,188 --> 00:42:34,106 "Prickford." 602 00:42:34,190 --> 00:42:35,650 "Wood-a-been." happening? 603 00:42:35,733 --> 00:42:37,818 It's a bummer about your party, man. 604 00:42:37,902 --> 00:42:41,280 What can I say? It's beyond me. The delivery guy bricked. 605 00:42:41,364 --> 00:42:43,658 And it's a — Keep your eye on the ball... 606 00:42:43,741 --> 00:42:45,034 Dead issue! 607 00:42:45,117 --> 00:42:47,137 - Hey, man. How's it going? - Good. What's goin' on? 608 00:42:47,161 --> 00:42:48,287 - Nothin'. - Not much? 609 00:42:48,371 --> 00:42:49,789 - Nothing at all. - Hey. 610 00:42:49,872 --> 00:42:52,124 - Hey. - Hey, uh, you know Mitch? 611 00:42:52,208 --> 00:42:55,253 - Oh, yeah. I think I just heard about you. - Really? What'd you hear? 612 00:42:55,336 --> 00:42:58,798 - I don't know, man. Are you okay? - Oh. Yeah. 613 00:43:00,633 --> 00:43:03,052 Oh. I guess I'll see you guys a little later. 614 00:43:03,135 --> 00:43:05,805 - Okay. Talk to you later. - Okay. See you. 615 00:43:14,605 --> 00:43:17,858 Hey, man. What grade's she in? 616 00:43:17,942 --> 00:43:19,986 Sophomore. 617 00:43:20,069 --> 00:43:21,988 - Come on. Come on. - All right. 618 00:43:22,071 --> 00:43:24,699 Hurry up. Go. We gotta hurry though. 619 00:43:24,824 --> 00:43:27,952 - Check this out. Double-barreled purple coming in on Sunday. - Donny. 620 00:43:28,035 --> 00:43:31,038 - I got a big surprise for you. - After I make this shot. 621 00:43:31,122 --> 00:43:34,667 Oh, god. Hold onto this. Tight. Lookin' good. 622 00:43:37,044 --> 00:43:38,963 Yeah. Yeah. 623 00:43:39,046 --> 00:43:41,882 Whoa! Gene! 624 00:43:41,966 --> 00:43:43,884 Nice tongue! 625 00:43:43,968 --> 00:43:45,970 - Who painted 'em? - Mostly Michelle. 626 00:43:46,053 --> 00:43:48,598 Ah! 627 00:43:48,681 --> 00:43:50,766 - Hey. I got an idea. - What? 628 00:43:50,850 --> 00:43:53,352 - A beer bust later on. - Hey, man. 629 00:43:53,436 --> 00:43:56,272 Pickford's got a doob we're about to burn. Are you with us? 630 00:43:56,355 --> 00:43:58,858 Think about it. Yeah. 631 00:43:58,941 --> 00:44:00,901 Are you cool, man? 632 00:44:02,528 --> 00:44:04,488 Like how? 633 00:44:07,366 --> 00:44:09,535 Okay. 634 00:44:09,619 --> 00:44:12,288 Hey, man. Wait up. 635 00:44:12,371 --> 00:44:14,624 He was just asking if you get high. 636 00:44:14,707 --> 00:44:17,084 - Yeah. Like, smoke pot? - Yeah. 637 00:44:17,168 --> 00:44:19,879 Oh. I never have before, but, you know. 638 00:44:29,138 --> 00:44:31,182 - Where you goin'? Mike. Mike. - Where you goin'? 639 00:44:31,265 --> 00:44:33,184 - Where you goin'? - I — you knock. 640 00:44:33,267 --> 00:44:35,269 Just... 641 00:44:38,689 --> 00:44:40,983 I — no. 642 00:44:41,067 --> 00:44:44,236 Crank it up! 643 00:44:47,365 --> 00:44:49,825 Look out! 644 00:44:51,911 --> 00:44:53,829 Later. 645 00:44:53,913 --> 00:44:57,500 Hi there. 646 00:44:57,583 --> 00:44:59,835 Great. 647 00:44:59,919 --> 00:45:05,424 Here you go. 648 00:45:09,553 --> 00:45:11,913 Hey. It's the chicks. Shavonne still thinks she's mad at me. 649 00:45:11,972 --> 00:45:15,226 Watch me get a little something going right here. Hey. What's going on? 650 00:45:15,309 --> 00:45:18,070 - What are you guys up to? - Oh, a little weed. You know. 651 00:45:18,145 --> 00:45:20,940 - There may be a beer bust later on. - Oh, really? 652 00:45:21,023 --> 00:45:22,942 - Yeah. - Cool. 653 00:45:23,025 --> 00:45:25,736 - Guess we'll see you around. - All right. Check you later. 654 00:45:25,820 --> 00:45:27,196 - Bye. - Later. 655 00:45:27,279 --> 00:45:30,199 Slater, man, why are you always such a dork, man? 656 00:45:30,282 --> 00:45:33,411 - What are you talkin' about? - "Check you later." "Check you later." 657 00:45:33,494 --> 00:45:35,496 Hey, man. Get off my case, man. 658 00:45:35,579 --> 00:45:38,457 Oh, man. Chicks don't want to hear that shit. 659 00:45:38,541 --> 00:45:40,543 Well, they don't want to hear anything, man. 660 00:45:40,626 --> 00:45:44,422 The g — the girls, man, in our classes — They're all prudes, man. 661 00:45:44,505 --> 00:45:46,705 - They're worthless little bitches, man. - Oh, my god... 662 00:45:46,757 --> 00:45:49,885 It's the girls ahead of us. They were wild. Our class is just worthless. 663 00:45:49,969 --> 00:45:53,889 Maybe you've just never gotten past the sniffing butt stage. That's what that sounds like to me. 664 00:45:53,973 --> 00:45:57,226 Hey, man. It's — it's quality, not quantity. All right, man? 665 00:45:57,309 --> 00:46:01,105 And — and wait till I get to college, man. I can't wait to get to college, man. 666 00:46:01,188 --> 00:46:04,275 Yeah. When I get to college, all I'm gonna do is bang, bang, bang, bang. 667 00:46:29,341 --> 00:46:31,343 Hey, hirshfelder. Let's go. Come on. 668 00:46:31,427 --> 00:46:34,472 Yeah. Let's go. Let's get out of here. 669 00:46:34,555 --> 00:46:36,724 - Let's go. - Come on, man! 670 00:46:36,807 --> 00:46:39,518 - What? - It's time to leave. 671 00:46:39,602 --> 00:46:42,021 I'll be right back. 672 00:46:50,154 --> 00:46:54,158 Hey. You boys leave, you can't come back. 673 00:46:54,241 --> 00:46:56,827 Aw, gee. You hear that? 674 00:46:56,911 --> 00:46:59,038 If we leave, we can't come back. 675 00:46:59,121 --> 00:47:01,040 Oh, no! 676 00:47:01,123 --> 00:47:03,167 What should we do? 677 00:47:05,252 --> 00:47:08,464 What the hell are we doing? I was gettin' there. 678 00:47:08,547 --> 00:47:10,466 Man, I had my hand up her shirt. 679 00:47:10,549 --> 00:47:13,302 - Oh, yeah. - You were gettin' there? 680 00:47:13,385 --> 00:47:15,554 You hear that? He was gettin' there. 681 00:47:16,555 --> 00:47:21,018 Son, you wouldn't know what to do with it even if you had gotten there. So don't worry about it. 682 00:47:21,101 --> 00:47:23,562 - Just 'cause you guys are striking out. - Grow up, boy. 683 00:47:23,646 --> 00:47:26,023 - That was our last junior high party. - That's right. 684 00:47:26,106 --> 00:47:29,944 We're in the big time now. We're freshmen, where all the girls will be putting out. 685 00:47:30,027 --> 00:47:32,947 Your days of lying around and pulling tongue all night are over. 686 00:47:33,030 --> 00:47:34,949 Yeah, right. 687 00:47:52,091 --> 00:47:54,677 - You didn't know she stuffs her bra? - Terry stuffs her bra? 688 00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,555 - You didn't know those were socks? Shit. - Yeah. 689 00:47:57,638 --> 00:47:59,640 They looked real to me. 690 00:48:03,060 --> 00:48:05,980 - Oh, shit. - Scatter! 691 00:48:11,110 --> 00:48:14,029 This one right here! Come here, baby! We got you, baby! 692 00:48:14,113 --> 00:48:16,073 Whoo! 693 00:48:16,156 --> 00:48:18,242 All right. Get out there. Go, baby. Go. 694 00:48:20,494 --> 00:48:22,872 Come here. Come here, you little fag. Come here. 695 00:48:22,955 --> 00:48:24,874 Come on. 696 00:48:24,957 --> 00:48:28,210 Get over here. Where you running to, boy, huh? 697 00:48:28,294 --> 00:48:30,462 We ain't gonna hurt you — much. 698 00:48:31,463 --> 00:48:34,550 Just hold onto that fence there, all right, and just squeal like a pig. 699 00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:38,721 - You ready to switch-hit? - Oh, yeah. 700 00:48:38,804 --> 00:48:41,557 I'm first. 701 00:48:47,813 --> 00:48:51,150 Geez. Bastards. 702 00:48:51,233 --> 00:48:53,652 Whoo! 703 00:48:58,032 --> 00:49:00,117 Hey, you guys. 704 00:49:01,285 --> 00:49:03,245 Take it easy on the kid, would you? 705 00:49:03,329 --> 00:49:05,581 Here comes another one, freshman. You ready? 706 00:49:05,664 --> 00:49:07,583 - Ladies. - You like that? 707 00:49:07,666 --> 00:49:10,669 One more for my mother. 708 00:49:11,879 --> 00:49:14,465 Hey. Who is that kid? 709 00:49:14,548 --> 00:49:18,844 What? That kid there? Just some kid we saw running around that shouldn't have been, by the rec center. 710 00:49:18,928 --> 00:49:21,180 Hey. Can we have some of those beers? 711 00:49:21,263 --> 00:49:24,099 - One of these? - Yeah. 712 00:49:24,183 --> 00:49:26,685 - Why? - Just give me a beer. 713 00:49:26,769 --> 00:49:29,063 - Get out of here, I said! - Yeah? 714 00:49:29,146 --> 00:49:31,065 Catch. Huh? Hmm? 715 00:49:31,148 --> 00:49:34,068 Tubbs, catch. Good. Get out of here. 716 00:49:34,151 --> 00:49:36,987 - What are you wasting a beer on him for? - What? 717 00:49:37,988 --> 00:49:40,616 - It's not a big deal. It's not a big deal. - Give 'em a beer. 718 00:49:40,699 --> 00:49:42,701 Man, this fuckin' sucks. All right? 719 00:49:42,785 --> 00:49:46,121 Last fuckin' day of school. No fuckin' party. No fuckin'... 720 00:49:48,207 --> 00:49:50,417 - You just wasted another fuckin' beer. - Oh, shut up. 721 00:49:50,501 --> 00:49:52,419 Thanks. 722 00:49:52,503 --> 00:49:54,838 - Hmm. - Hey. 723 00:49:58,258 --> 00:50:00,618 So, which one of your friends bought you the beer this time? 724 00:50:00,678 --> 00:50:02,596 - Right. - Hey! Fuck her! I did! 725 00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:05,808 - Yeah, bite me! - You wish, asshole! 726 00:50:05,891 --> 00:50:07,810 Fuck you! 727 00:50:07,893 --> 00:50:10,646 Why are guys such pigs? 728 00:50:10,729 --> 00:50:12,648 - What? - Let's get out of here. 729 00:50:12,731 --> 00:50:15,317 Mmm. We're out of here. 730 00:50:15,401 --> 00:50:18,404 Let me tell you what melba toast is packin' right here. 731 00:50:18,487 --> 00:50:22,616 We got 411 positrack out back, 750 double pumper, edelbrock intakes... 732 00:50:22,700 --> 00:50:27,621 Ford over-30, 11-to-1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. 733 00:50:27,705 --> 00:50:29,915 We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle. 734 00:50:29,999 --> 00:50:32,793 Hey, man, I know you got this thing out of a comic book. 735 00:50:32,876 --> 00:50:35,796 I saw the ad — 2.95. It was right next to the sea monkeys. 736 00:50:35,879 --> 00:50:37,798 You see that over there? That's white lightning. 737 00:50:37,881 --> 00:50:41,161 You see the shoes on that thing? You gotta get some tires. These are pizza cutters. 738 00:50:43,012 --> 00:50:45,514 Yeah. 739 00:50:45,597 --> 00:50:47,975 - Ow. - You're such an expert. 740 00:50:48,058 --> 00:50:50,769 This is sad. Shouldn't we be doing something else? 741 00:50:50,853 --> 00:50:52,771 Yeah. Like what? 742 00:50:52,855 --> 00:50:54,773 - I'm bored. - You're always bored. 743 00:50:54,857 --> 00:50:56,608 - Let's split. - Where you wanna go? 744 00:50:56,692 --> 00:50:58,235 Then you're boring. 745 00:50:58,318 --> 00:51:00,237 - Pink! - Hey. 746 00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:02,865 Hey. You hear anything more about a beer bust? 747 00:51:02,948 --> 00:51:06,535 - Talk to this man right here. - Patience, darlin', Patience. 748 00:51:06,618 --> 00:51:08,537 - Hey. - Hey. 749 00:51:08,620 --> 00:51:13,125 - What are you doing here? - I was just about to ask you the same question. 750 00:51:13,208 --> 00:51:15,377 - I heard you got busted. - Oh, yeah. 751 00:51:15,461 --> 00:51:17,379 They just got hirshfelder too. 752 00:51:17,463 --> 00:51:19,006 - Really? - Yeah. 753 00:51:19,089 --> 00:51:21,091 - Like, how bad? - Bad. 754 00:51:22,384 --> 00:51:24,803 - Was it o'bannion? - Yeah. 755 00:51:24,887 --> 00:51:27,306 God, I hate that jerk. 756 00:51:27,389 --> 00:51:29,475 I know. 757 00:51:29,558 --> 00:51:32,144 So, um... 758 00:51:32,227 --> 00:51:34,438 What have you guys been doin'? Just... 759 00:51:34,521 --> 00:51:37,649 I don't know. Driving around, mostly. 760 00:51:37,733 --> 00:51:39,985 I didn't know that Jodi was your big sister. 761 00:51:40,069 --> 00:51:42,488 - Oop. - Hey, did I hear my name over here? 762 00:51:42,571 --> 00:51:45,365 You guys talkin' about me? Hey, kiddo. 763 00:51:46,492 --> 00:51:49,036 Heard they got you pretty bad. 764 00:51:49,119 --> 00:51:52,748 And I asked them to take it easy on you. I can't believe they did that. 765 00:51:52,831 --> 00:51:55,334 Man! God! No wonder! 766 00:51:55,417 --> 00:52:00,005 Pink, what happened? 767 00:52:00,089 --> 00:52:02,007 So, where'd they find hirsh? 768 00:52:02,091 --> 00:52:05,010 I don't know. Walking out of the rec center, I think. 769 00:52:05,094 --> 00:52:07,012 Hey. 770 00:52:07,096 --> 00:52:10,641 - What have you guys been doin'? - Pink, right? 771 00:52:12,101 --> 00:52:14,019 Hi! 772 00:52:14,103 --> 00:52:16,021 Ohh! 773 00:52:16,105 --> 00:52:18,107 Hi. 774 00:52:21,235 --> 00:52:23,237 Whew. 775 00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:26,782 Face it. You got busted because you couldn't get away. 776 00:52:26,865 --> 00:52:28,826 You try and outrun o'bannion and those guys. 777 00:52:28,909 --> 00:52:32,496 I'm gonna be laughin' my ass off when it's your turn, when they're busting your ass. 778 00:52:32,579 --> 00:52:34,957 Hey, man, I heard last year... 779 00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:37,209 They caught about 10 freshmen at once. 780 00:52:37,292 --> 00:52:40,212 O'bannion backed his truck over some pizzas and made 'em eat it, man. 781 00:52:40,295 --> 00:52:42,214 I mean, that's bullshit. Right? 782 00:52:42,297 --> 00:52:45,217 Idiot flunks his senior year so he can be a dick two years in a row? 783 00:52:45,300 --> 00:52:47,219 Is that legal? 784 00:52:47,302 --> 00:52:49,304 Damn you, Carl! 785 00:52:55,310 --> 00:52:58,230 Ohh! Okay. Let me out. 786 00:52:58,313 --> 00:53:01,650 Hey, slater, you fuckin' hippie! Give me drugs, man! 787 00:53:01,733 --> 00:53:04,236 Get some from your mother, man. 788 00:53:04,319 --> 00:53:07,239 - Yeah, we just banged your mother. - Okay. Fuck you, dickhead. 789 00:53:09,324 --> 00:53:13,745 Those guys, man. Man of the woods. What's goin' on? God, I haven't seen you in so long. 790 00:53:13,829 --> 00:53:15,747 My man, what is happenin'? 791 00:53:15,831 --> 00:53:18,208 Long time no see. 792 00:53:18,292 --> 00:53:21,253 - What have you been up to? - Same old shit, man. 793 00:53:21,336 --> 00:53:23,672 - Workin' for the city. - Workin' man, huh? 794 00:53:23,755 --> 00:53:26,633 Been thinkin' about gettin' back in school though, man. 795 00:53:26,717 --> 00:53:29,052 - Back in j.C., somethin' like that? - Yeah, man. 796 00:53:29,136 --> 00:53:32,556 I mean, that's where all the girls are, right? 797 00:53:32,639 --> 00:53:35,559 But on the other hand, man, I'd just as soon keep workin'. 798 00:53:35,642 --> 00:53:38,562 - Keep a little change in my pocket. - Yeah? Wait. 799 00:53:38,645 --> 00:53:42,605 Rather than spend my time listenin' to some dipshit who doesn't know what he's talkin' about anyway. 800 00:53:42,649 --> 00:53:44,651 I know what you're talkin' about. 801 00:53:46,403 --> 00:53:48,822 - Say, you're a freshman, right? - Yeah. 802 00:53:48,906 --> 00:53:51,986 All right, so tell me, man. How's this year's crop of freshman chicks lookin'? 803 00:53:53,911 --> 00:53:57,331 Wood, you're gonna end up in jail sometime really soon. I know that for a fact. 804 00:53:57,414 --> 00:53:59,833 No, man. No, let me tell you. 805 00:53:59,917 --> 00:54:04,213 That's what I love about these high school girls, man. 806 00:54:04,296 --> 00:54:07,090 I get older, they stay the same age. 807 00:54:07,174 --> 00:54:09,092 Yes, they do. 808 00:54:09,176 --> 00:54:11,094 Yes, they do. 809 00:54:11,178 --> 00:54:14,556 - You guys wanna go for a spin? - Shotgun! 810 00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,642 Aw. 811 00:54:16,725 --> 00:54:19,519 - Woods. - I'm here, man. 812 00:54:19,603 --> 00:54:21,521 You wanna come along? 813 00:54:21,605 --> 00:54:23,523 Yeah. Why not? 814 00:54:23,607 --> 00:54:26,735 - Take care, bro. - You boys have fun now. 815 00:54:26,818 --> 00:54:29,571 Listen, I'm gonna give you shotgun. 816 00:54:29,655 --> 00:54:33,408 But I want you to know it's because — Only 'cause I'm goin' inside. 817 00:54:33,492 --> 00:54:36,828 - Keep that in mind. All right? - Okay. Got it. 818 00:54:40,457 --> 00:54:43,001 - Hey, man, whose bowling ball is this? - It's yours, man. 819 00:54:43,085 --> 00:54:45,504 - Slater. - Hey, man. What's happening? 820 00:54:45,587 --> 00:54:47,756 - Play a little foosball? - Yeah! 821 00:55:08,110 --> 00:55:09,987 Junior. 822 00:55:13,615 --> 00:55:16,660 Pull over to the trash can. 823 00:55:16,743 --> 00:55:19,663 Pull over to the trash can! Pull over to the trash can! 824 00:55:19,746 --> 00:55:21,290 Lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme... 825 00:55:30,382 --> 00:55:33,802 Okay. Okay. Oh! 826 00:55:33,885 --> 00:55:35,637 Shit, yeah! 827 00:55:39,850 --> 00:55:42,185 - Yeah! - Yeah! 828 00:55:42,269 --> 00:55:44,438 Hey, you guys, pull over to that one over there. 829 00:55:44,521 --> 00:55:46,606 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Here, hold this. Hold this. 830 00:55:51,528 --> 00:55:54,239 - I got it! Go! Go! - Guess what. 831 00:55:54,323 --> 00:55:56,742 It's garbage day! 832 00:55:57,743 --> 00:56:00,537 Yeah! 833 00:56:00,620 --> 00:56:03,623 Whoo! We're fuckin' runnin'! 834 00:56:04,875 --> 00:56:07,169 Yeah! Whoo! 835 00:56:07,252 --> 00:56:11,131 - Whoo! - Oh, my — 836 00:56:12,215 --> 00:56:14,134 Bowling ball. 837 00:56:14,217 --> 00:56:16,178 - Yeah! - Throw the bowling ball. 838 00:56:16,261 --> 00:56:18,263 Think I should? 839 00:56:18,347 --> 00:56:20,640 - Yeah! Throw it! - Throw it! Throw it! 840 00:56:20,724 --> 00:56:23,268 Come on. You're playin' with the big boys now. 841 00:56:23,352 --> 00:56:26,563 Do it! Throw it! Faggot-sissy-pussy freshman! Throw it! 842 00:56:26,646 --> 00:56:28,565 - Throw it! - Heave it! 843 00:56:34,571 --> 00:56:36,531 Fuck 'em! 844 00:56:36,615 --> 00:56:41,286 That bowling ball said "oof!" To that damn windshield! 845 00:56:41,370 --> 00:56:44,414 - Yeah! - Ha-ha! You're nuts, junior! 846 00:56:44,498 --> 00:56:46,416 You're nuts! 847 00:56:46,500 --> 00:56:48,418 Hey, man, we're out of beer. 848 00:56:48,502 --> 00:56:51,546 - We gotta make a grab-'n'-go stop. - Fuck that. 849 00:56:51,630 --> 00:56:54,216 - I don't have any money. Who's got money? - I gave mine to him. 850 00:56:54,299 --> 00:56:56,218 Where's your money? Nah, doesn't matter. 851 00:56:56,301 --> 00:56:58,470 Pull in heading out that way. 852 00:57:03,433 --> 00:57:06,073 - What are you gonna do, man? Hoist it? - Yeah. That all I ever do. 853 00:57:06,103 --> 00:57:09,582 - I just need the freshman as a lookout. - I don't wanna get in trouble. Do you, Randall pink? 854 00:57:09,606 --> 00:57:12,109 - I don't know about this, Don. - Come on. 855 00:57:15,404 --> 00:57:17,322 I don't wanna see you. 856 00:57:17,406 --> 00:57:19,699 Better be careful, junior. 857 00:57:20,742 --> 00:57:23,412 - Sunflower seeds. - Zigzags! 858 00:57:23,495 --> 00:57:26,456 - Zigzags. - Hey, man, I'm not too sure about this. 859 00:57:26,540 --> 00:57:29,918 Shh. I'm really gonna pay for it. I'm just messin' around with them. Okay? 860 00:57:31,002 --> 00:57:33,004 Good. 861 00:57:48,854 --> 00:57:50,772 Run! Go, go, go, go, go! 862 00:57:50,856 --> 00:57:54,484 Come on, guys! We gotta get out of here, man! Let's go! 863 00:57:54,568 --> 00:57:56,820 - Let's go! - Oh, my god! 864 00:57:56,903 --> 00:57:59,906 All right, now don't try anything, or I'll shoot the shit out of ya. 865 00:57:59,990 --> 00:58:03,827 - Don, give the beer back, man. - I paid for the beer, man. 866 00:58:05,036 --> 00:58:07,372 Busted my mailbox, didn't you? 867 00:58:08,498 --> 00:58:10,417 Look me in the eye, punk! 868 00:58:10,500 --> 00:58:13,062 I don't know what you're talking about, sir, but I suggest that you... 869 00:58:13,086 --> 00:58:14,880 You busted it, didn't ya? 870 00:58:19,259 --> 00:58:22,262 Tamperin' with mailboxes is a felony offense. 871 00:58:23,555 --> 00:58:26,766 I done called the police. 872 00:58:26,850 --> 00:58:29,561 I think you boys oughta get out of the car. 873 00:58:29,644 --> 00:58:32,689 - Just go, man. - Nice and slow. 874 00:58:33,106 --> 00:58:34,733 Go, go, go! 875 00:58:35,984 --> 00:58:37,903 Whoo! 876 00:58:40,864 --> 00:58:42,532 Get down! 877 00:58:42,616 --> 00:58:44,910 He's shooting at us! Holy — 878 00:58:49,414 --> 00:58:51,583 Fairly uneventful, huh? 879 00:58:53,502 --> 00:58:55,420 Which one of you had the theory... 880 00:58:55,504 --> 00:58:58,423 About how president Ford's old football head injuries... 881 00:58:58,507 --> 00:59:00,425 Is affecting the economy? 882 00:59:00,509 --> 00:59:03,988 - Did you know Ford was on the Warren commission? - Who cares? He's out of there this fall. 883 00:59:04,012 --> 00:59:05,931 Look, we need some alcohol. 884 00:59:06,014 --> 00:59:08,517 That's a thought. 885 00:59:34,793 --> 00:59:36,711 Say, man. 886 00:59:36,795 --> 00:59:40,048 Why don't you run over to the centennial and pick me up a sixer of this stuff. 887 00:59:40,131 --> 00:59:42,676 - Think you can do that? - Uh... 888 00:59:43,969 --> 00:59:45,887 - Thanks, man. - Good luck! 889 00:59:47,764 --> 00:59:51,560 I'm just saying, if we're gonna drive around, we should just do something — ohh! 890 00:59:51,643 --> 00:59:53,562 Yeah. You know, you're right, man. 891 00:59:53,645 --> 00:59:58,567 I'm just gonna, you know, get drunk, maybe get laid, or get in a fight. 892 00:59:58,650 --> 01:00:01,111 No, I'm serious, man! We should be up for anything! 893 01:00:01,194 --> 01:00:03,113 I know. We are. But what? 894 01:00:03,196 --> 01:00:07,659 I mean, god, don't you ever feel like everything we do and everything we've been taught... 895 01:00:07,742 --> 01:00:09,661 Is just to service the future? 896 01:00:09,744 --> 01:00:12,038 Yeah, I know. It's like it's all preparation. 897 01:00:12,122 --> 01:00:14,916 Right. But what are we preparing ourselves for? 898 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,168 - Death. - Life of the party. 899 01:00:17,252 --> 01:00:19,170 It's true. 900 01:00:19,254 --> 01:00:21,172 You know, but that's valid. 901 01:00:21,256 --> 01:00:25,176 Because if we're all gonna die anyway, shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? 902 01:00:25,260 --> 01:00:28,263 You know? I'd like to quit thinking of the present — like, right now... 903 01:00:28,346 --> 01:00:32,017 As some minor, insignificant preamble to somethin' else. 904 01:00:32,100 --> 01:00:37,689 Exactly! That's what everybody in this car needs — some good old, worthwhile visceral experience. 905 01:00:38,773 --> 01:00:41,860 Remember to eat a green thing every day. 906 01:00:41,943 --> 01:00:43,862 And have lots of calcium. 907 01:00:43,945 --> 01:00:47,365 It's very important for young mothers to have lots of calcium. 908 01:00:47,449 --> 01:00:50,535 - There you are. See you tomorrow night. - Bye. 909 01:00:50,619 --> 01:00:54,247 - How are you this evening? - Pretty good. How's it goin'? 910 01:00:54,331 --> 01:00:57,250 Be goin' a lot better when I get off in a couple of hours. 911 01:00:57,334 --> 01:00:59,336 Yeah, I hear that. 912 01:01:03,381 --> 01:01:05,967 - You're 18, right? - Oh, yeah. 913 01:01:06,051 --> 01:01:09,596 - Just graduated. - Graduated. Congratulations. 914 01:01:09,679 --> 01:01:13,975 - So, you off to college in the fall? - Uh, you know, I'm still not sure. 915 01:01:14,059 --> 01:01:16,478 I'm workin' right now for the city. 916 01:01:17,604 --> 01:01:21,983 Thinkin' of holding on to the job for a while. You know, it's money in my pocket. 917 01:01:22,067 --> 01:01:24,861 I hear that. Here's some more money for your pocket. 918 01:01:24,944 --> 01:01:27,739 - You have a nice night tonight. - Okay. Thanks. 919 01:01:27,822 --> 01:01:30,325 Hey, take it easy. 920 01:01:32,494 --> 01:01:34,537 Psst! Hey, Mitch. 921 01:01:36,623 --> 01:01:38,583 Hey. There you guys are. 922 01:01:38,667 --> 01:01:41,711 - Hey, man, what's in the bag? - Ah, a sixer. 923 01:01:41,795 --> 01:01:43,755 - You owe me one, man. - Yeah. 924 01:01:43,838 --> 01:01:45,840 They busted the hell out of hirshfelder too. 925 01:01:45,924 --> 01:01:48,802 - Yeah, I heard. - Hey, man, you're over at the emporium? 926 01:01:48,885 --> 01:01:52,681 - Oh, yeah. - Hey, is that bastard o'bannion over there? 927 01:01:52,764 --> 01:01:55,934 Yes. I hate that jerk. 928 01:01:57,602 --> 01:01:59,771 Do you guys wanna get him back? 929 01:01:59,854 --> 01:02:01,523 - Hell yes. - Yeah! 930 01:02:10,281 --> 01:02:12,409 They really sold it to you? 931 01:02:12,492 --> 01:02:14,494 - Of course. - Cool. 932 01:02:18,373 --> 01:02:21,251 There you go, buddy. 933 01:02:21,334 --> 01:02:24,129 Whoo! Paycheck. Oh, yeah. 934 01:02:24,212 --> 01:02:26,631 - Way to shoot, man. - Thanks, bud. 935 01:02:26,715 --> 01:02:29,634 Oh, yeah. He got it. 936 01:02:29,718 --> 01:02:32,637 - I got your change. - Oh, don't worry about it, man. 937 01:02:32,721 --> 01:02:35,140 - Got a beer for my partner. - Yes, sir. 938 01:02:35,223 --> 01:02:37,142 - Want a beer? - Yeah. 939 01:02:37,225 --> 01:02:39,144 - All right. - Guys. 940 01:02:39,227 --> 01:02:41,646 - Party at the moon tower. - Oh, I'm there. 941 01:02:41,730 --> 01:02:44,816 You and Benny pick up the first keg. I'm goin' to collect for the rest. 942 01:02:44,899 --> 01:02:46,818 Spread the word, man. 943 01:02:46,901 --> 01:02:48,820 Max, Phil, party at the moon tower. 944 01:02:48,903 --> 01:02:51,573 Hey, good game, man. You too. 945 01:02:51,656 --> 01:02:54,075 Y'all are an embarrassment to the sport of pool... 946 01:02:54,159 --> 01:02:57,287 And you should be proud that I even let you play at my table. 947 01:02:57,370 --> 01:03:00,290 You are the worst pool player I've ever seen in my life... 948 01:03:00,373 --> 01:03:03,626 But if you keep watchin' me you might learn somethin'. 949 01:03:03,710 --> 01:03:06,939 Shit, you got so many balls on the table, I'm gonna have to start knockin' your balls in... 950 01:03:06,963 --> 01:03:08,882 Just to get 'em out of my way. 951 01:03:08,965 --> 01:03:10,884 - Okay. - Corner pocket. 952 01:03:10,967 --> 01:03:12,886 - Hey, check this out. - Easy money. 953 01:03:12,969 --> 01:03:14,888 God, you are terrible! 954 01:03:14,971 --> 01:03:19,684 Okay, homo, I hope you are ready to taste the agonizing, bitter humiliation of defeat. 955 01:03:19,768 --> 01:03:21,686 You ready? 956 01:03:21,770 --> 01:03:24,689 So, did you hear they're busting Carl Burnett out back? 957 01:03:24,773 --> 01:03:26,691 - Whoa-whoa. What did you say? - About what? 958 01:03:26,775 --> 01:03:30,278 - Carl Burnett. What about him? - I just heard he's gettin' busted. I don't know. 959 01:03:30,361 --> 01:03:32,280 Benny, they got Burnett in the back. Let's go. 960 01:03:32,363 --> 01:03:34,163 - Carl Burnett? Outside? - Yeah. They got him. 961 01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:36,159 - Let's go. - Let me finish this game. 962 01:03:36,242 --> 01:03:38,161 - Fine. I'm gettin' out. - Hold him for me! 963 01:03:38,244 --> 01:03:40,163 All right, all right! 964 01:03:41,790 --> 01:03:44,793 Hey, man. That Julie chick? Loves you. 965 01:03:44,876 --> 01:03:46,795 Oh, yeah. You want her? 966 01:03:46,878 --> 01:03:49,798 Gotta play it cool, you know. Can't let her know how much you like her. 967 01:03:49,881 --> 01:03:52,801 'Cause if she knows, she'll dump you like that. Believe me. 968 01:03:52,884 --> 01:03:57,639 If she asks you to ride out there with her, you don't do it. Say, "nah. Got my own ride. 969 01:03:57,722 --> 01:03:59,641 But maybe I'll see you later." 970 01:03:59,724 --> 01:04:01,976 Sounds stupid, doesn't it? It works. 971 01:04:02,060 --> 01:04:04,813 Whoo-ee! Whee! We got another one, huh, fellas? 972 01:04:04,896 --> 01:04:08,817 Whoa-whoa-whoa. Guys, guys. You wouldn't mind if I went first, would ya? 973 01:04:08,900 --> 01:04:10,819 Is that all right? 974 01:04:10,902 --> 01:04:14,781 It's kind of a personal thing between me and this little piece of shit here. 975 01:04:14,864 --> 01:04:17,784 So... we meet again, huh? 976 01:04:17,867 --> 01:04:22,997 Did y'all hear this little motherfucker's mom pulled a shotgun on me this afternoon? 977 01:04:23,081 --> 01:04:24,999 Fuckin' bitch. 978 01:04:25,083 --> 01:04:27,460 Y-You haven't had any licks yet, have you? 979 01:04:27,544 --> 01:04:29,462 - Hmm? - No. 980 01:04:29,546 --> 01:04:32,423 Whoo! Another cherry, boys. 981 01:04:32,507 --> 01:04:34,676 Man, get the fuck up against the wall! 982 01:04:34,759 --> 01:04:38,680 You have to be the dumbest freshman, skinny little cocksucking son of a bitch... 983 01:04:38,763 --> 01:04:41,224 To be out here tonight. 984 01:04:41,307 --> 01:04:43,226 You knew I was gonna find you. 985 01:04:43,309 --> 01:04:46,229 I would like to dedicate this first lick... 986 01:04:46,312 --> 01:04:48,439 To your mother... 987 01:04:48,523 --> 01:04:50,525 Fucker. 988 01:04:53,403 --> 01:04:55,321 Not yet. 989 01:04:55,405 --> 01:04:57,323 Oh! It's gettin' warmer. 990 01:04:57,407 --> 01:04:59,409 What the fuck? 991 01:05:03,955 --> 01:05:06,875 Remember me, you pig? 992 01:05:06,958 --> 01:05:09,669 Ohh! 993 01:05:13,464 --> 01:05:15,383 Let's go, man! Come on! 994 01:05:15,466 --> 01:05:18,553 What the fuck is the matter with you? How 'bout some fucking backup? 995 01:05:18,636 --> 01:05:20,555 - Let's go! - I'm hurryin'! 996 01:05:20,638 --> 01:05:22,557 Fuckin' scumbags! 997 01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:25,852 It was beautiful! You should have seen the look on that fuck's face! 998 01:05:25,935 --> 01:05:27,854 - Get in! - We got that bastard! 999 01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:35,069 Jesus! You let that little fuck get away! 1000 01:05:35,153 --> 01:05:37,864 What is the matter with you? It's fuckin' pitiful! 1001 01:05:37,947 --> 01:05:40,033 Fuck! 1002 01:05:40,116 --> 01:05:42,493 Freshman shitheads. 1003 01:05:42,577 --> 01:05:45,246 What the fuck are you lookin' at? Huh? 1004 01:05:45,330 --> 01:05:47,832 I'll kick your fuckin' ass right now! 1005 01:05:49,083 --> 01:05:51,002 Pussy. 1006 01:05:56,215 --> 01:05:59,552 What are you smilin' at, you little freshman faggot? Huh? 1007 01:06:01,304 --> 01:06:03,473 Fuck you. 1008 01:06:03,556 --> 01:06:05,892 Fuck all of you! Fuck you! 1009 01:06:08,102 --> 01:06:10,104 Goddamn it! 1010 01:06:16,486 --> 01:06:18,404 Oh, man! 1011 01:06:18,488 --> 01:06:22,116 O'bannion finally got his paint job — whoa! 1012 01:06:33,378 --> 01:06:35,296 I can't believe I'm doing this. 1013 01:06:35,380 --> 01:06:37,799 I swore to god I'd never come to a top notch... 1014 01:06:37,882 --> 01:06:41,344 And here I am sorting through jalapeño burgers and soggy fries. 1015 01:06:41,427 --> 01:06:43,346 Here, take 'em. 1016 01:06:43,429 --> 01:06:47,225 - All right, all right! - Oh, Christ. 1017 01:06:47,308 --> 01:06:50,478 How ya doin'? 1018 01:06:50,561 --> 01:06:53,106 - Pretty good. - Cool. 1019 01:06:53,189 --> 01:06:55,650 You heard about the party bein' busted, right? 1020 01:06:55,733 --> 01:06:58,653 - Oh, yeah. Yeah. - Not to worry. 1021 01:06:58,736 --> 01:07:01,656 There's a new fiesta in the making as we speak. 1022 01:07:01,739 --> 01:07:03,658 It's out at the moon tower. 1023 01:07:03,741 --> 01:07:07,328 Full kegs. Everybody's gonna be there. You oughta go. 1024 01:07:07,412 --> 01:07:09,330 Okay. 1025 01:07:09,414 --> 01:07:11,290 - Okay, we'll be there. - Okay. 1026 01:07:11,374 --> 01:07:14,043 - Say, you need a ride? - Uh, no, I got my own car. 1027 01:07:14,127 --> 01:07:16,045 - Thanks. - Yeah, well, listen. 1028 01:07:16,129 --> 01:07:19,108 You oughta ditch the two geeks you're in the car with now and get in with us. 1029 01:07:19,132 --> 01:07:22,051 But that's all right. We'll worry about that later. 1030 01:07:22,135 --> 01:07:25,805 - I will see you there. All right? - Bye. 1031 01:07:25,888 --> 01:07:28,224 I love those redheads, man. 1032 01:07:28,307 --> 01:07:30,727 I know you! 1033 01:07:30,810 --> 01:07:33,479 We had geography together. Remember? 1034 01:07:33,563 --> 01:07:36,774 - Oh, great. - Oh, god. 1035 01:07:36,858 --> 01:07:38,776 What a dick! 1036 01:07:38,860 --> 01:07:41,279 That was so creepy. 1037 01:07:41,362 --> 01:07:44,282 - Why are you smiling? - I thought he was cute. 1038 01:07:44,365 --> 01:07:46,784 - Oh, that's disgusting! - You thought he was cute? 1039 01:07:46,868 --> 01:07:49,787 Do you realize when he graduated we were, like, three years old? 1040 01:07:49,871 --> 01:07:53,041 Oh, Cynthia, what are you thinking? 1041 01:07:53,124 --> 01:07:55,043 I don't know. 1042 01:07:55,126 --> 01:07:58,046 So, are we gonna still go? 1043 01:07:58,129 --> 01:08:00,214 - Yeah, what the hell. - I guess. 1044 01:08:10,808 --> 01:08:13,644 Ohh! Get back! 1045 01:08:24,322 --> 01:08:26,240 Hey, wood is here for the quarter race, baby! 1046 01:08:26,324 --> 01:08:29,202 - Hey, Benny. You better have your wood screws — - fuck you! 1047 01:08:29,285 --> 01:08:31,913 'Cause I'm gonna blow your doors completely off! 1048 01:09:06,489 --> 01:09:08,699 Yeah! 1049 01:09:45,403 --> 01:09:48,823 Well, someone's tokin' some reefer. 1050 01:09:51,033 --> 01:09:52,952 Take care of this. 1051 01:09:53,035 --> 01:09:55,163 Hey, man. Hey. Slow down. What's up? 1052 01:09:55,246 --> 01:09:57,748 - Hey, how's it goin'? - What'd you just say? 1053 01:09:57,832 --> 01:09:59,417 When? 1054 01:09:59,500 --> 01:10:03,004 Just now, man, when you walked past. What'd you say? 1055 01:10:03,087 --> 01:10:04,630 A-About what? 1056 01:10:05,715 --> 01:10:08,259 You said, "someone's tokin' some reefer." 1057 01:10:08,342 --> 01:10:11,345 No, I may have said something about smelling some pot. 1058 01:10:11,429 --> 01:10:14,182 - You know, it was just an observation. - Oh, an observation, huh? 1059 01:10:14,265 --> 01:10:17,310 Well, who the hell are you, man? Isaac fuckin' Newton? 1060 01:10:17,393 --> 01:10:20,271 Well, guess what, genius. I'm the one smoking marijuana, motherfucker. 1061 01:10:20,354 --> 01:10:22,648 - You got a problem with that? - No. Of course not. 1062 01:10:22,732 --> 01:10:27,528 Then why'd you say that, chief? Don't let your mouth write a check your butt can't cash. 1063 01:10:27,612 --> 01:10:30,072 So I'm blazin' with my friends. So I'm a fuckin' pothead, man. 1064 01:10:30,156 --> 01:10:33,576 What's it to you? Huh? What's the matter, pussy? Out of observations? 1065 01:10:33,659 --> 01:10:36,871 Why don't you observe while I punch your teeth down your fuckin' throat! 1066 01:10:36,954 --> 01:10:39,874 Dude, relax! Relax! He's cool, man. Relax. 1067 01:10:39,957 --> 01:10:43,502 Hey, I'll be watching you, Newton. I only came here to do two things, man. 1068 01:10:43,586 --> 01:10:46,047 Kick some ass and drink some beer. 1069 01:10:46,130 --> 01:10:49,592 Looks like we're almost out of beer. 1070 01:10:49,675 --> 01:10:52,970 - You okay, man? - Yeah. 1071 01:10:57,975 --> 01:11:00,478 Why is it called the moon tower, anyway? 1072 01:11:00,561 --> 01:11:05,942 Uh, I guess they decided to put it up out here whenever they were building the power plant. 1073 01:11:06,025 --> 01:11:07,944 Actually, it's a good idea. 1074 01:11:08,027 --> 01:11:11,447 You got a full moon out here every day of the year. You know? 1075 01:11:11,530 --> 01:11:13,449 Yeah, but nothing's ever been repaired... 1076 01:11:13,532 --> 01:11:16,452 So this whole place could fall down at any time. 1077 01:11:16,535 --> 01:11:18,746 So you'd better watch your step, junior. 1078 01:11:18,829 --> 01:11:20,748 Whoa! 1079 01:11:20,831 --> 01:11:25,127 This place used to be off limits, man, 'cause of some drunk freshman who fell off. 1080 01:11:25,211 --> 01:11:28,965 He went right down the middle, smackin' his head on every beam, man. 1081 01:11:29,048 --> 01:11:31,717 I hear it doesn't hurt after the first couple, though. 1082 01:11:31,801 --> 01:11:35,054 Autopsy said he had one beer, man. How many did you have? 1083 01:11:35,137 --> 01:11:37,056 Four. 1084 01:11:37,139 --> 01:11:39,058 You're dead, man. You're so dead. 1085 01:11:39,141 --> 01:11:42,311 Look at the bloodstains right there. 1086 01:11:42,395 --> 01:11:44,397 Shut up. 1087 01:11:45,398 --> 01:11:48,276 I'm gonna get that guy. 1088 01:11:48,359 --> 01:11:51,696 - What guy? - That asshole on the way in — Clint. 1089 01:11:51,779 --> 01:11:55,199 Super-dominant male in a '50s greaser uniform. 1090 01:11:55,283 --> 01:11:57,201 I wouldn't suggest that, Mike. 1091 01:11:57,285 --> 01:11:59,203 Look, man, I got it all planned out. 1092 01:11:59,287 --> 01:12:02,266 Most fights in places like this never get past a punch or two before they're broken up. 1093 01:12:02,290 --> 01:12:05,209 There's almost a natural instinct not to upset the herd. 1094 01:12:05,293 --> 01:12:08,212 So all I gotta do is get in one good punch, play defense and wait. 1095 01:12:08,296 --> 01:12:11,215 - What? - What are you talking about? 1096 01:12:11,299 --> 01:12:14,218 I-I-I guess at first I was relieved to get out of the situation... 1097 01:12:14,302 --> 01:12:16,721 But now there's this level of humiliation setting in... 1098 01:12:16,804 --> 01:12:19,223 That I can tell is gonna be with me for-fucking-ever! 1099 01:12:19,307 --> 01:12:21,726 I'm just not gonna let this be yet another situation... 1100 01:12:21,809 --> 01:12:24,969 Which contributes to me being a little, ineffectual nothing the rest of my life. 1101 01:12:28,190 --> 01:12:31,110 Would you look at this fucking town, man. 1102 01:12:31,193 --> 01:12:33,404 It's dead. 1103 01:12:35,948 --> 01:12:39,327 Imagine how many people out there right now are fucking, man. 1104 01:12:41,412 --> 01:12:43,331 Step inside my head... 1105 01:12:43,414 --> 01:12:45,916 Just goin' at it. 1106 01:12:49,211 --> 01:12:51,380 - Hey. - Hey. 1107 01:12:51,464 --> 01:12:53,883 - Remember me? - Sure. You're Sabrina, right? 1108 01:12:53,966 --> 01:12:55,593 Right. 1109 01:12:55,676 --> 01:12:57,595 - How are you doing? - Okay. 1110 01:12:57,678 --> 01:12:59,764 - Hey, let's go. - What brings you here? 1111 01:12:59,847 --> 01:13:02,350 Oh, just hanging out. 1112 01:13:04,518 --> 01:13:06,771 - You having fun? - Yeah. 1113 01:13:06,854 --> 01:13:08,773 Yeah. 1114 01:13:08,856 --> 01:13:12,443 So, uh — does your offer from this afternoon still stand? 1115 01:13:14,528 --> 01:13:17,615 What am I say supposed to say? "Anything you want." 1116 01:13:26,040 --> 01:13:28,959 Why did we even come here? 1117 01:13:29,043 --> 01:13:31,962 I always feel a little out of place at these things, you know. 1118 01:13:32,046 --> 01:13:34,548 You're telling me. I'm being stalked by a Nazi. 1119 01:13:34,632 --> 01:13:37,551 Is that a little bit of reefer I smell on you, boy? 1120 01:13:37,635 --> 01:13:40,096 Coach is right. You're runnin' with that bad crowd again. 1121 01:13:40,179 --> 01:13:43,099 You've got an attitude adjustment you've gotta make right now. 1122 01:13:43,182 --> 01:13:46,519 Like I'm the only athlete at this fuckin' party. Look at you two drunks. 1123 01:13:46,602 --> 01:13:50,106 Coach is right, though. Those guys don't care if we win or lose, bro. 1124 01:13:50,189 --> 01:13:52,566 Just remember that. 1125 01:13:52,650 --> 01:13:54,568 - Check this out. Watch this — - Yeah? 1126 01:13:54,652 --> 01:13:58,114 Watch me get this beer. Watch. 1127 01:13:58,197 --> 01:14:00,116 Oh, no! It's the cops! 1128 01:14:00,199 --> 01:14:02,034 - Look! Look! - Shit! 1129 01:14:02,118 --> 01:14:04,036 Look, look, look! That was so easy. 1130 01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:08,332 Oh, shit. He needs another drink, you know, bad. 1131 01:14:18,676 --> 01:14:21,679 All right! 1132 01:14:47,955 --> 01:14:50,332 Hey! Mitch! 1133 01:14:50,416 --> 01:14:52,334 - Hey! - How's it goin'? 1134 01:14:52,418 --> 01:14:54,336 I was wondering if you were around here. 1135 01:14:56,881 --> 01:14:58,466 Oh, man! 1136 01:14:58,549 --> 01:15:02,678 So, uh, I just wanted to talk, you know... 1137 01:15:02,761 --> 01:15:04,763 About you quittin' football. 1138 01:15:05,931 --> 01:15:07,850 Or is it just this pledge? 1139 01:15:07,933 --> 01:15:10,853 You don't wanna sign the pledge, right? That's what it is. 1140 01:15:10,936 --> 01:15:13,522 I don't know, man. 1141 01:15:14,940 --> 01:15:17,651 Maybe I'm not into any of it anymore. 1142 01:15:19,028 --> 01:15:21,530 - You're not into any of it anymore. - Yeah. 1143 01:15:23,407 --> 01:15:27,828 It'd be the biggest mistake of your life, pink. No one quits senior year, pal. 1144 01:15:27,912 --> 01:15:30,664 Especially if you're starting quarterback. 1145 01:15:30,748 --> 01:15:33,834 I mean, we got a shot at state. 1146 01:15:33,918 --> 01:15:36,420 We'll kick some butt this year. 1147 01:15:37,588 --> 01:15:41,050 It's what we've been working for all of our lives, man. 1148 01:15:41,133 --> 01:15:44,512 Me and you. Benny. We're gonna be champions together. 1149 01:15:44,595 --> 01:15:49,850 Look, man, all I'm saying is that if I do play next year... 1150 01:15:49,934 --> 01:15:52,853 It's gonna be on my terms, not theirs. 1151 01:15:52,937 --> 01:15:55,689 You just remember one thing, pink... 1152 01:15:55,773 --> 01:15:59,652 It ain't just about you, pal, it's about us — me, Donny, Mel. 1153 01:15:59,735 --> 01:16:02,446 You'd be fuckin' us over. 1154 01:16:02,530 --> 01:16:04,615 Or maybe you're just fuckin' scared, huh? 1155 01:16:06,325 --> 01:16:08,327 Have a nice night. 1156 01:16:52,371 --> 01:16:55,291 Do you guys know what that song's about? 1157 01:16:55,374 --> 01:16:57,376 It's about aliens. 1158 01:16:58,961 --> 01:17:02,256 We're the aliens, man. We're the savages. 1159 01:17:02,339 --> 01:17:05,217 - We're the savages. - Wait, man. That song is about that? 1160 01:17:05,301 --> 01:17:08,137 - Yeah, man, that song's about that. - About aliens? 1161 01:17:08,220 --> 01:17:10,139 Yeah, man. You didn't know that? 1162 01:17:10,222 --> 01:17:14,435 This country's founded — it was founded by people who were into aliens, man. 1163 01:17:14,518 --> 01:17:19,189 George Washington, man, he was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man. 1164 01:17:19,273 --> 01:17:21,191 - You didn't know that? - No. 1165 01:17:21,275 --> 01:17:23,819 Oh, man, they were way into that type of stuff, man. 1166 01:17:23,902 --> 01:17:26,572 It's like the every-other-decade theory. You know? 1167 01:17:26,655 --> 01:17:30,242 The '50s were boring, the '60s rocked... 1168 01:17:30,326 --> 01:17:32,953 And the '70s — Oh, my god, they obviously suck. 1169 01:17:33,037 --> 01:17:34,955 Right? Come on. 1170 01:17:35,039 --> 01:17:37,374 Maybe the '80s will be radical. You know? 1171 01:17:37,458 --> 01:17:40,961 I figure we'll be in our 20s and, hey, it can't get any worse. 1172 01:17:58,896 --> 01:18:00,814 Wait a minute. 1173 01:18:00,898 --> 01:18:03,317 Who put the keg way out here in the woods? 1174 01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:06,320 I don't know. This is just where they told me it would be. 1175 01:18:06,403 --> 01:18:08,822 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 1176 01:18:08,906 --> 01:18:11,408 - Huh. - I don't think we need beer anyway. 1177 01:18:14,119 --> 01:18:16,955 - George toked weed, man? - Absolutely, George toked weed. 1178 01:18:17,039 --> 01:18:19,958 Are you kidding me, man? He grew fields of that stuff. 1179 01:18:20,042 --> 01:18:21,960 That's what I'm talking about. Fields! 1180 01:18:22,044 --> 01:18:26,006 - He grew that shit up at mount Vernon, man. - Mount Vernon? He grew it all over the country. 1181 01:18:26,090 --> 01:18:29,009 He had people growin' it all over the country. 1182 01:18:29,093 --> 01:18:32,012 The whole country back then was gettin' high. Let me tell you, man. 1183 01:18:32,096 --> 01:18:34,765 'Cause — 'cause — 'cause he knew. He was onto somethin', man. 1184 01:18:34,848 --> 01:18:39,103 He knew that it would be a good cash crop for the southern states, man... 1185 01:18:39,186 --> 01:18:41,105 So he grew fields of it, man. 1186 01:18:41,188 --> 01:18:45,234 But you know what? Behind every good man there's a woman. 1187 01:18:45,317 --> 01:18:47,236 And that woman was Martha Washington, man. 1188 01:18:47,319 --> 01:18:51,240 And every day, George would come home, she'd have a big, fat bowl waiting for him... 1189 01:18:51,323 --> 01:18:53,242 When he'd come in the door, man. 1190 01:18:53,325 --> 01:18:55,369 She was a hip — a hip, hip lady, man. 1191 01:19:08,465 --> 01:19:11,301 Mm-mmm. Wait a minute. 1192 01:19:11,385 --> 01:19:13,303 - Wait. Wait, wait, wait. - What? 1193 01:19:13,387 --> 01:19:15,639 - What are you doing? - I don't know. 1194 01:19:15,723 --> 01:19:17,725 Don't you have a girlfriend? 1195 01:19:20,269 --> 01:19:23,564 - What girlfriend? - What's-her-name. 1196 01:19:23,647 --> 01:19:27,067 Simone. Hmm? 1197 01:19:31,613 --> 01:19:33,532 And she was real cool too. 1198 01:19:33,615 --> 01:19:36,535 She'd harvest the crops, man. That's what I'm talkin' about. 1199 01:19:36,618 --> 01:19:39,538 She'd put it in the — in the, um, bushels and stuff and sell it, you know. 1200 01:19:39,621 --> 01:19:42,541 Because they had to make ends meet and stuff. 1201 01:19:42,624 --> 01:19:45,043 I mean, did you ever look at a dollar bill, man? 1202 01:19:45,127 --> 01:19:49,256 There's some spooky stuff going on on a dollar bill, man. And it's green too! 1203 01:19:49,339 --> 01:19:51,258 - Later. - See ya. 1204 01:19:51,341 --> 01:19:54,261 - Cool. - Wait, wait, wait. What was that all about? 1205 01:19:54,344 --> 01:19:57,407 - What were you doin' back there, guy? - Exactly what you two clowns wish you were doin'. 1206 01:19:57,431 --> 01:19:59,349 - Look at him. - Look at your boy. 1207 01:19:59,433 --> 01:20:01,351 Kramer! 1208 01:20:01,435 --> 01:20:05,939 Yeah, you, you, you. Freshman. Right here. Come on. Right here, buddy. 1209 01:20:06,023 --> 01:20:09,651 - What is he doing? - I don't know. What is this wave shit? 1210 01:20:09,735 --> 01:20:12,946 - Freshman! Over here right now. - Over here. Now. 1211 01:20:13,030 --> 01:20:14,948 - Come on. - Come on, come on. 1212 01:20:15,032 --> 01:20:17,951 - Come on. Come on. Come on. - Shit. I should go. 1213 01:20:18,035 --> 01:20:21,330 - Yeah, I guess you probably should. - Shit. I'll be back. 1214 01:20:21,413 --> 01:20:23,415 Okay. 1215 01:20:23,499 --> 01:20:25,918 - He's like a little Casanova. - Yeah. 1216 01:20:26,001 --> 01:20:28,420 - It's amazing. - Look at this shit-eating grin on his face. 1217 01:20:28,504 --> 01:20:30,923 - Was I right? - Not bad for a little freshman. 1218 01:20:31,006 --> 01:20:33,425 But you better watch out for them older girls. 1219 01:20:33,509 --> 01:20:35,487 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come here, come here, come here. 1220 01:20:35,511 --> 01:20:38,722 All right, all right. We just wanna know something. Okay? 1221 01:20:38,806 --> 01:20:42,726 Are you gonna be fuckin' that later, or are you gonna be a little wimp? Huh? 1222 01:20:42,810 --> 01:20:45,729 How do you know I haven't already? 1223 01:20:45,813 --> 01:20:48,732 Get outta here! I think it's past your bedtime! 1224 01:20:48,816 --> 01:20:51,735 - Run along. - Come here. Come here, come here. 1225 01:20:51,819 --> 01:20:55,739 Why don't you go get a ride with her. Say we left you. 1226 01:20:55,823 --> 01:20:58,492 It'll work. It'll work. Go. 1227 01:20:58,575 --> 01:21:01,203 - Hey, Kramer. Show it to her. - Yeah. 1228 01:21:01,286 --> 01:21:03,455 - Give it to her. Go! - Go, boy. 1229 01:21:11,421 --> 01:21:13,340 Air raid, freshman. 1230 01:21:13,423 --> 01:21:15,342 What? 1231 01:21:15,425 --> 01:21:17,511 Air raid, freshman. 1232 01:21:17,594 --> 01:21:20,674 - Oh, come on, Darla. Leave her alone. - No, Tony, this is between me and her. 1233 01:21:20,722 --> 01:21:23,976 And she'd better be on the ground i-in five seconds. 1234 01:21:26,103 --> 01:21:29,022 Wait, she doesn't have to air-raid because she's with me. Okay? 1235 01:21:31,275 --> 01:21:33,193 Air-raid, or it's your ass. 1236 01:21:33,277 --> 01:21:35,320 Don't do it, Sabrina. 1237 01:21:35,404 --> 01:21:37,322 Oh, that's it... 1238 01:21:37,406 --> 01:21:39,908 Miss hot stuff. 1239 01:21:42,327 --> 01:21:45,831 I'm gonna make the next year of your life a living hell. 1240 01:21:53,714 --> 01:21:55,966 Lick me! All of you! 1241 01:21:56,049 --> 01:21:58,635 Hey, Darla. 1242 01:21:58,719 --> 01:22:01,471 Good for you. 1243 01:22:01,555 --> 01:22:04,474 Don't air-raid for that bitch. I hate that shit. 1244 01:22:04,558 --> 01:22:07,477 It's like that Clint fucker in front of all his friends. 1245 01:22:07,561 --> 01:22:09,813 - "Huh? Huh, motherfucker?" - All right! Okay, Mike. 1246 01:22:09,897 --> 01:22:11,899 Dominant male monkey motherfucker! 1247 01:22:11,982 --> 01:22:14,651 God! 1248 01:22:15,736 --> 01:22:17,654 T-a-r-a. 1249 01:22:17,738 --> 01:22:21,158 I never met a Tara before. You're my first. 1250 01:22:21,241 --> 01:22:23,368 Hey, what the... 1251 01:22:23,452 --> 01:22:26,204 - Oh! - All right! 1252 01:22:26,288 --> 01:22:29,458 - He did it! I can't believe it! - Fuckin' knew I should have kicked your ass! 1253 01:22:29,541 --> 01:22:32,252 Come on! Come on, man! 1254 01:22:32,336 --> 01:22:34,838 - Come on! Hold still! - Yeah! 1255 01:22:34,922 --> 01:22:38,133 - Stop now! - Oh, yeah! Hold still! 1256 01:22:38,216 --> 01:22:40,536 - You guys, come on. - It's that Clint. That crazy bastard. 1257 01:22:40,594 --> 01:22:43,364 - You like this? You like this, motherfucker? - Come on, Clint! Come on! 1258 01:22:43,388 --> 01:22:46,099 Where you goin'? 1259 01:22:48,685 --> 01:22:52,564 Whoo-hoo! Kick his ass! 1260 01:22:52,648 --> 01:22:54,983 Come on, man! You want some more? You fuckin' bitch! 1261 01:22:55,067 --> 01:22:59,696 Come on, man! Come here! 1262 01:22:59,780 --> 01:23:01,949 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey! - Get off him! 1263 01:23:02,032 --> 01:23:04,701 - Get the fuck off me! - Come on! 1264 01:23:04,785 --> 01:23:09,247 - Come on. Stay down! - Fuckin' dick! You fucking fascist! 1265 01:23:09,331 --> 01:23:12,584 You got fuckin' smoked! Come on, man! You want some more? 1266 01:23:12,668 --> 01:23:15,587 Fuckin' dick! 1267 01:23:43,156 --> 01:23:45,075 Hey. 1268 01:23:45,158 --> 01:23:48,078 Hey, little brother. 1269 01:23:48,161 --> 01:23:50,580 - Is that a beer in your hand? - Why, yes, it is. 1270 01:23:50,664 --> 01:23:53,083 Have you had more than one of those tonight? 1271 01:23:53,166 --> 01:23:55,752 A few, I guess, but nobody's counting. 1272 01:23:55,836 --> 01:23:58,755 - Hey. How you doin'? - Hi. 1273 01:23:58,839 --> 01:24:03,510 Guess I might as well just get used to you being at the same social functions as me, huh? 1274 01:24:03,593 --> 01:24:06,013 And, uh, hanging out with people I know? 1275 01:24:06,096 --> 01:24:09,307 What time are you supposed to be home, anyway? 1276 01:24:09,391 --> 01:24:12,310 Oh, geez, I don't know. Couple hours ago. 1277 01:24:12,394 --> 01:24:14,813 That's bullshit. 1278 01:24:14,896 --> 01:24:17,232 That's major bullshit. 1279 01:24:17,315 --> 01:24:20,235 Mom barely let me out of the house when I was your age. 1280 01:24:20,318 --> 01:24:22,237 - Aww! - "Aww!" 1281 01:24:22,320 --> 01:24:26,116 Don't think she's not gonna be waiting up for you when you get home, because she will be. 1282 01:24:26,199 --> 01:24:29,119 - I've been through it, and she's tough. - Yeah, well... 1283 01:24:29,202 --> 01:24:32,706 Just don't ask her to take it easy on me, please. 1284 01:24:33,999 --> 01:24:38,253 What's that supposed to mean? Take it easy on him? 1285 01:24:38,336 --> 01:24:41,673 - Let's go smoke that joint. - He's in for a surprise. 1286 01:25:00,192 --> 01:25:04,863 All right! Good. 1287 01:25:04,946 --> 01:25:07,407 - Thanks a lot, man. - Hey, man, no worries. 1288 01:25:07,491 --> 01:25:09,409 - Take care. - All right. 1289 01:25:09,493 --> 01:25:11,411 - Pick you up tomorrow, 4:00? - Okay. 1290 01:25:11,495 --> 01:25:13,413 Hey. 1291 01:25:13,497 --> 01:25:16,249 Aerosmith. Three weeks. Front row seats, babe. 1292 01:25:16,333 --> 01:25:18,251 All right. I won't forget. 1293 01:25:20,337 --> 01:25:23,256 So, uh, who's buying breakfast? 1294 01:25:23,340 --> 01:25:25,260 - Not me. - I will, I guess. 1295 01:25:25,342 --> 01:25:27,260 - You coming along? - Sure. 1296 01:25:27,344 --> 01:25:29,262 - Night, John boy. Ali. - Good night. 1297 01:25:31,848 --> 01:25:33,767 "Wood-a-been." what's going on? 1298 01:25:33,850 --> 01:25:35,769 Pink, my man. What's happenin'? 1299 01:25:35,852 --> 01:25:38,230 - Not a lot. - Cynthia, man? 1300 01:25:38,313 --> 01:25:40,607 - I like her, man. Very nice. - Yeah? 1301 01:25:40,690 --> 01:25:43,318 - Red's a good color for you. - My favorite color. 1302 01:25:43,401 --> 01:25:46,530 - Have you seen Jodi around? - Man, she left your ass. 1303 01:25:46,613 --> 01:25:50,117 Really? Well, you win some, you lose some. 1304 01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:52,119 What about Peter frampton? 1305 01:25:52,202 --> 01:25:54,121 - I like him. - Hey! 1306 01:25:54,204 --> 01:25:57,290 - Slater, what's happenin', man? - What's goin' on, man? 1307 01:25:57,374 --> 01:25:59,626 - Guys, what's goin' on? - Nothing! 1308 01:25:59,709 --> 01:26:03,004 - Pickford, what do you know? - What time is it? God. 1309 01:26:03,088 --> 01:26:05,006 Let's go smoke a joint, man! 1310 01:26:05,090 --> 01:26:09,803 On the 50-fuckin'-yard line, in honor of your daddy, coach Conrad. 1311 01:26:09,886 --> 01:26:12,556 We're there! Great idea! 1312 01:26:12,639 --> 01:26:15,142 - The man with the plan. - Wanna come with me? 1313 01:26:15,225 --> 01:26:17,144 Okay. 1314 01:26:17,227 --> 01:26:19,146 Hey. 1315 01:26:19,229 --> 01:26:22,691 Joint subcommittee meeting on the 50 yard line in 15. You there? 1316 01:26:22,774 --> 01:26:24,854 - Okay. - Don, y'all ride with me, man. 1317 01:26:24,901 --> 01:26:26,820 Let's hit it. 1318 01:26:26,903 --> 01:26:29,072 - This is cashed, man. - It's in there, man. 1319 01:26:29,156 --> 01:26:32,284 You can ride with us, man, but you're ridin' in the back, 'cause I got shotgun. 1320 01:26:32,367 --> 01:26:34,494 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - H-Hey! 1321 01:26:34,578 --> 01:26:37,998 Hey, hey, hey! Watch the leather, man! 1322 01:26:40,125 --> 01:26:42,043 Oh, fuck it! 1323 01:26:44,212 --> 01:26:48,133 - Don't you quit! Do you wanna hit him? - He was wide open! 1324 01:26:48,216 --> 01:26:51,720 - Do you want to hit him? - Jesus, son! You're wearing rebel gray! 1325 01:26:51,803 --> 01:26:54,222 - Now, break down! Break down! - I'm sorry, coach. 1326 01:26:54,306 --> 01:26:56,892 I want you on him like stink on shit! I say, stink on shit! 1327 01:26:56,975 --> 01:27:00,061 Break down! You don't deserve to wear that rebel gray, boy! 1328 01:27:00,145 --> 01:27:03,773 You don't deserve to wear it! You won't hit him? You won't hit him? 1329 01:27:03,857 --> 01:27:06,443 O.t.s.s.! Only the strong survive! 1330 01:27:06,526 --> 01:27:08,504 - Only the strong survive! - Only the strong survive, boy! 1331 01:27:08,528 --> 01:27:10,780 - Only the strong survive! - That's it! 1332 01:27:10,864 --> 01:27:13,783 Now, where's your pitch man? Hit your goddamn pitch man! 1333 01:27:18,038 --> 01:27:20,123 He fumbles! 1334 01:27:20,207 --> 01:27:23,126 Hey, man! 1335 01:27:23,210 --> 01:27:26,129 Hell, my grandmother can hit harder than that! 1336 01:27:26,213 --> 01:27:28,632 What the fuck, man? 1337 01:27:28,715 --> 01:27:31,635 Course, she's an 8 foot 4, 652-pound, hairy-ass gorilla... 1338 01:27:31,718 --> 01:27:33,845 Drives a mack truck and runs the 40 in 10.2. 1339 01:27:33,929 --> 01:27:38,558 Hell, she's gotten bigger lately, man. She was only 6'2", 195 in my day. 1340 01:27:38,642 --> 01:27:40,644 Still drives that mack truck though. 1341 01:27:40,727 --> 01:27:42,771 Hey, pink, you got my papers, man? 1342 01:27:42,854 --> 01:27:45,232 Uh, yeah, there's some in my glove compartment. 1343 01:27:45,315 --> 01:27:49,027 I got 'em. Hit me on a slant. Give me the keys to an inside. 1344 01:27:49,110 --> 01:27:51,029 Hut. Down! 1345 01:27:51,112 --> 01:27:53,907 Marijuana on one! 1346 01:27:53,990 --> 01:27:55,909 Reefer on two! 1347 01:27:55,992 --> 01:27:58,912 Hut! Hut! 1348 01:27:58,995 --> 01:28:01,790 Wide open! 1349 01:28:01,873 --> 01:28:03,541 I got it! Sweet! 1350 01:28:03,625 --> 01:28:07,003 Oh! 1351 01:28:07,087 --> 01:28:09,005 That's pretty good. 1352 01:28:09,089 --> 01:28:11,007 - Don't you think? - Yeah. 1353 01:28:11,091 --> 01:28:14,678 Could be, like, a little — I don't know. Maybe perhaps a little more symmetrical. 1354 01:28:14,761 --> 01:28:16,680 - Does that hurt? - Oww! 1355 01:28:16,763 --> 01:28:18,682 - Yes! Pl — it — - sorry. Sorry. 1356 01:28:18,765 --> 01:28:20,684 - It's a bruise. - Okay. 1357 01:28:20,767 --> 01:28:23,186 I don't know. Let me ask you something, though. 1358 01:28:23,270 --> 01:28:25,855 I mean, I got some pretty good ones in there. 1359 01:28:25,939 --> 01:28:28,984 I mean, it's not like I — you wouldn't say I got my ass kicked, right? 1360 01:28:29,067 --> 01:28:30,986 Oh, no. You know — I don't know. 1361 01:28:31,069 --> 01:28:34,656 After a couple years, people won't even remember, really, who won or lost. 1362 01:28:34,739 --> 01:28:36,658 Yeah — no, you're right. 1363 01:28:36,741 --> 01:28:39,661 You read about, like, Jackson pollock or Ernest Hemingway... 1364 01:28:39,744 --> 01:28:42,223 You never read about who won or lost, just, they got into a brawl. 1365 01:28:42,247 --> 01:28:44,165 Right. Exactly. 1366 01:28:44,249 --> 01:28:47,168 Well, uh, thanks for the ride and breakfast and everything. 1367 01:28:47,252 --> 01:28:49,170 No problem. 1368 01:28:49,254 --> 01:28:53,633 Sure is nice to pile on some pancakes and syrup after a night of beer drinking, isn't it? 1369 01:28:56,928 --> 01:28:58,596 Um... 1370 01:29:07,939 --> 01:29:10,275 Good night. 1371 01:29:22,912 --> 01:29:24,914 Good night. 1372 01:29:28,793 --> 01:29:31,504 - Hope you're not grounded or anything. - Thanks. 1373 01:29:33,840 --> 01:29:38,845 "Not to indulge in any alcohol, drugs, sex after 12:00... 1374 01:29:38,928 --> 01:29:40,847 Or any other illegal activity —" 1375 01:29:40,930 --> 01:29:44,184 - oh, not my shadow. - Slater, pay me for that. 1376 01:29:44,267 --> 01:29:48,188 - Found that in your glove compartment, man. - You're the third person who's given me this today. 1377 01:29:48,271 --> 01:29:50,190 God. 1378 01:29:50,273 --> 01:29:52,692 What do you reckon you're gonna do? 1379 01:29:52,776 --> 01:29:56,112 I don't know. I'll probably end up signing it. I just don't wanna give in so easy. 1380 01:29:56,196 --> 01:29:59,115 Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. 1381 01:29:59,199 --> 01:30:03,286 If it ain't that piece of paper, it's some other choice they're gonna try and make for ya. 1382 01:30:03,370 --> 01:30:07,874 You gotta do what Randall "pink" Floyd wants to do, man. 1383 01:30:07,957 --> 01:30:13,713 And let me tell you this — the older you do get, the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. 1384 01:30:13,797 --> 01:30:17,425 You just gotta keep livin', man. L-i-v-i-n. 1385 01:30:19,594 --> 01:30:22,514 Man, if you're gonna sign that paper, man... 1386 01:30:22,597 --> 01:30:26,643 You should throw a little grass right in the middle, roll it up, sign the joint, man. 1387 01:30:26,726 --> 01:30:31,147 - That's gonna tell 'em something. - That's what I'll do. Assholes. 1388 01:30:31,231 --> 01:30:35,527 Yeah, they're all assholes. But think about it. We've had a lot of good times right here, pink. 1389 01:30:35,610 --> 01:30:38,530 Yeah, I mean, come on, pink. I can't believe this. 1390 01:30:38,613 --> 01:30:42,033 You act like you're so oppressed. Man, you guys are kings of the school. 1391 01:30:42,117 --> 01:30:45,161 You get away with whatever you want. What are you bitching about? 1392 01:30:45,245 --> 01:30:49,541 Look, all I'm saying is, if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life... 1393 01:30:49,624 --> 01:30:52,752 Remind me to kill myself. 1394 01:30:52,836 --> 01:30:57,006 All I'm saying is, I just wanna look back and say... 1395 01:30:57,090 --> 01:31:01,553 That I did it the best I could while I was stuck in this place... 1396 01:31:01,636 --> 01:31:05,348 Had as much fun as I could when I was stuck in this place... 1397 01:31:05,432 --> 01:31:08,768 Played as hard as I could when I was stuck in this place... 1398 01:31:08,852 --> 01:31:11,771 Dogged as many chicks as I could when I was stuck in this place. 1399 01:31:14,607 --> 01:31:17,527 Yeah, right, Mr. Premature ejaculation. 1400 01:31:17,610 --> 01:31:20,029 Ooh! 1401 01:31:20,113 --> 01:31:22,407 Oh, that's good. That's good. 1402 01:31:22,490 --> 01:31:24,409 - That's good, baby. - You know it's true. 1403 01:31:24,492 --> 01:31:27,328 - Is that the cops? - What the hell? 1404 01:31:27,412 --> 01:31:29,873 - Oh, shit. - Hey! All of you! 1405 01:31:29,956 --> 01:31:31,875 Get over here! 1406 01:31:31,958 --> 01:31:33,877 - Now! - Hey, man, ditch that pot. 1407 01:31:33,960 --> 01:31:36,379 Is it illegal to be on the football field? 1408 01:31:36,463 --> 01:31:39,382 - I got some more in this fuckin' bag. - Dump it, dump it, dump it. 1409 01:31:39,466 --> 01:31:41,384 Come on, slater. 1410 01:31:41,468 --> 01:31:43,386 What'd we do? 1411 01:31:43,470 --> 01:31:45,472 You got any visine? 1412 01:31:46,764 --> 01:31:49,100 Man, I can't believe this. 1413 01:31:49,184 --> 01:31:53,688 If it ain't ol' Richard wrath. How you doin', dick? 1414 01:31:53,771 --> 01:31:58,902 Well, well, well. Couple of football players. 1415 01:31:59,986 --> 01:32:02,655 Wonder what coach is gonna think of all this. 1416 01:32:02,739 --> 01:32:05,074 Line up. 1417 01:32:06,743 --> 01:32:08,661 - Wooderson. - Slavey. 1418 01:32:08,745 --> 01:32:12,499 Relivin' old glories on the football field? 1419 01:32:12,582 --> 01:32:14,501 Get through there! 1420 01:32:14,584 --> 01:32:18,213 You shouldn't still be mad 'cause I got all-district and you didn't. 1421 01:32:49,285 --> 01:32:51,287 What? 1422 01:32:51,371 --> 01:32:54,624 Floyd! Dawson! Get your scrawny butts over here. 1423 01:32:57,752 --> 01:32:59,754 Mornin', coach. 1424 01:33:01,631 --> 01:33:05,885 So what the hell's goin' on? Why am I gettin' wake-up calls from the cops? 1425 01:33:05,969 --> 01:33:08,888 - That was nothin'. They just left just now. - False alarm, coach. 1426 01:33:08,972 --> 01:33:10,974 Come here, Randy. Come here. 1427 01:33:12,684 --> 01:33:15,520 You been out with those losers all night? 1428 01:33:15,603 --> 01:33:17,605 Hey, coach Conrad. 1429 01:33:17,689 --> 01:33:20,191 Remember me? Second period gym class? 1430 01:33:21,901 --> 01:33:24,320 That's the kind of people I was telling you about. 1431 01:33:24,404 --> 01:33:28,164 Trouble like this means nothing to that bunch of clowns. You're the one with something to lose. 1432 01:33:28,241 --> 01:33:31,160 - Coach, you don't even know them. - Randy... 1433 01:33:31,244 --> 01:33:34,205 How can you even pretend to talk that way? Huh? 1434 01:33:34,289 --> 01:33:38,543 Okay, Randy, I shouldn't do this, but I'm willing to wipe the slate clean and forget about all this. 1435 01:33:38,626 --> 01:33:43,089 I want you to get your priorities straightened out, quit hanging out with that bunch of hoodlums... 1436 01:33:43,172 --> 01:33:45,633 And sign your commitment to your team. 1437 01:33:45,717 --> 01:33:48,970 - Have you done that yet? - I'm still thinkin' about it. 1438 01:33:49,053 --> 01:33:52,181 No one's paying you to think about it. Just do it, son! 1439 01:33:53,850 --> 01:33:56,644 You know, coach... 1440 01:33:56,728 --> 01:33:58,646 I gotta get going. 1441 01:33:58,730 --> 01:34:01,941 Me and my loser friends, we gotta go get aerosmith tickets. 1442 01:34:02,025 --> 01:34:04,027 Top priority of the summer. 1443 01:34:08,072 --> 01:34:11,868 Oh, uh, coach, uh, I forgot. 1444 01:34:14,621 --> 01:34:17,165 I might play ball... 1445 01:34:17,248 --> 01:34:19,250 But I will never sign that. 1446 01:34:29,802 --> 01:34:31,721 Let's rock and roll. 1447 01:34:31,804 --> 01:34:35,892 All right, man! Livin'! 1448 01:34:35,975 --> 01:34:39,312 Shit, I'm gettin' my third wind. Let's get on the road. 1449 01:34:39,395 --> 01:34:42,315 - Let's go. You gonna come, man? - Shotgun! 1450 01:34:42,398 --> 01:34:44,317 Talk to you later, then. 1451 01:34:44,400 --> 01:34:47,528 - You guys not goin'? - Can I use your keys? 1452 01:34:47,612 --> 01:34:49,906 - Yeah. - Time to boogie on outta here. 1453 01:34:49,989 --> 01:34:51,908 - Hey. - Let's do it. 1454 01:34:51,991 --> 01:34:53,993 So that's that, huh? 1455 01:34:56,162 --> 01:34:58,081 All right. 1456 01:34:58,164 --> 01:35:00,541 Slate. Aah! 1457 01:35:00,625 --> 01:35:02,627 I never get shotgun. 1458 01:35:17,600 --> 01:35:19,977 Uh, hi, mom. 1459 01:35:20,061 --> 01:35:22,855 Mmm, okay, Mitchell. 1460 01:35:24,023 --> 01:35:26,943 This is your one get-out-of-jail-free card... 1461 01:35:27,026 --> 01:35:28,945 So I hope you enjoyed it. 1462 01:35:29,028 --> 01:35:30,947 No. 1463 01:35:31,030 --> 01:35:34,575 Your sister told me everything, so I've decided to make this deal with you. 1464 01:35:34,659 --> 01:35:38,496 I'm — I'm gonna be open-minded about it this time. 1465 01:35:38,579 --> 01:35:42,667 But... next time you come in at sunrise... 1466 01:35:42,750 --> 01:35:44,752 We've got problems. 1467 01:35:53,010 --> 01:35:56,848 And, uh, who is this older girl who gave you a ride? 1468 01:35:56,931 --> 01:35:59,016 She's just, like... 1469 01:35:59,100 --> 01:36:01,436 Have you been drinking? 1470 01:36:01,519 --> 01:36:03,479 No! 1471 01:36:03,563 --> 01:36:05,314 Are you drunk? 121137