All language subtitles for Bunkd s06e18 The Wicked Switch of the West.eng

Hey, Jake, you're just
in time for s'mores.

I am never eating
s'mores again.

Ever since I found out
marshmallows are alive.

You monsters.

Wait. You think
marshmallows are living creatures?

Yes. Look,
I found their babies.

I know you're
wrong, but...

You've still
ruined this for me.

Hey, great news.
The Kikiwaka Ranch website

is just about ready
to launch.

So you finally fixed
our Wi-Fi issues?

If by fixed,
you mean

paid a guy named
Shady Joe

to patch us
into the town's Internet,

then, yeah.
Mama's a fixer.

Whatever. Will be
nice to have some actual bars

on my phone instead
of just a string of question marks.

And to promote
the new website,

I'm gonna do a live
stream from camp tomorrow night.

And you want
me to host it? I'm flattered, but...

[CHUCKLES]
I'm not surprised.

[CHUCKLES]
You're also wrong.

I'll host it,
right after I get back

and get my hair
and makeup done in town.

Wait, Dusty Tush
has a beauty parlor.

It's called
the Pretty Horsy Salon.

They specialize
in ponytails, or ponies tails.

Either way,
they're cheap.

I got you, boss.

I'll plan a fun, camp
wide activity to get everyone in the spirit

before we go live
on the Internet for the world to see.

I'm just hoping you
don't burn the place

to the ground
while I'm gone.

If we're being honest,
I am too.

Hey, if it's ideas
for activities, that Parker wants,

I have a ton
of great ones.

Let me guess.
They all involve

an unreasonable
amount of danger

and an equally
unreasonable lack of safety.

What can I say?

I have a brand.

Look, as your counselor,

I am responsible
for your safety,

and there's a ton
of fun things we can do here

without potentially
losing a limb.

Big deal.
They grow back.

No, they don't.

For the last time.
Humans are not starfish.

You have got
to stop hanging around Jake.

Now's your
chance. Fly! Be free.

See what I mean.

ALL:
♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

All right. Time for some
morning announcements.

Who's ready
for some sick

camp-fo-tainment?

Wha-what?

All right.
Check this out.

[EXHALES]

[ALL CHEERING]

Don't worry, Parker.
Someday,

they'll appreciate you
for your mind.

Okay. First ups.

Few things Lou wants us
to get through.

Uh, blah, blah, blah.
Not safe to eat.

Blah, blah, blah,
wolverines in the boathouse.

You know what? Let's skip
to my great idea.

[CLIPBOARD CLATTERING]

It is my pleasure
to announce the camp's first ever

Switcheroo Day.

What's
a Switcheroo Day?

Ooh, I know.

We have to wear
shirts as pants,

and pants as shirts.

Not even close. Not sure
why you went there.

It's where the counselors
and the campers switch places.

It's the campers
turn to be in charge.

It's gonna be
a ton of fun.

Or a vehicle for revenge.

Guess we'll find
out together.

But our cabin
has two campers.

How do we decide
who's gonna be counselor.

I got it.
We'll flip a coin.

Okay. Call in the...Heads!

Belly button.

Bill wins.

So, who am I gonna
switcheroo with?

Hey, why don't you
switch with me

and be activities
director?

I'll supervise,
of course, because...

Well, you think a coin
has a belly button?

Awesome. Can we...

We will not wear pants
as shirts. Let it go.

So I get to be
your counselor.

Huh? And we have
to do anything I want.

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
That is what Parker said

without consulting
me first.

Perfect.

Luckily, I have
a whole list of ideas

ready to go.

No crimes.

Then I have a half list
of ideas ready to go.

Hey, Destiny.
How's Switcheroo Day treating you?

Well, I'm meeting
Winnie here to play

something called,
"Dueling Fire Extinguishers."

So what do you think?

I think now
is a bad time to tell you

that I also switcherooed
the nurse with the chef.

Luckily, I happen
to have a very clever plan

to teach Winnie
the consequences

of her dangerous
behavior.Hmm.

Well, if anyone
does get hurt,

I hope it can be
fixed with some oatmeal and a cleaver.

Sorry, it took me
a long time

to find two
fire extinguishers that weren't empty.

Most of them just say,
"For decoration only."

I love this camp.

So how exactly
do we play

Dueling Fire
Extinguishers?

She said, terrified
of the answer.

All right, we stand
back-to-back and on the count of three,

we turn and bless
each other with these bad boys.

First person to beg
for mercy is the loser.

Oh, so just like
how we decide who showers first.

On the count of three.

One...

Two...

[SHOUTS] Ow!

I dropped this
very heavy fire extinguisher

on my sweet
innocent foot.

Curse us.

Oh, no. Destiny,
I'm so sorry.

Do you think
it's broken?

Now that
you say that,

I do think
it's broken.

Heck, for all I know,
it's double broken.

That's a thing, right?

Oh, my gosh. Okay.

Don't move. I'm gonna
fix you right up.

I have a lot of experience
making my own casts.

I just hope this camp
has enough chewing gum.

Wait. Did you say chewing gum?
I have follow-up questions.

So what are you thinking
we should do today,

Mr. Activities Director.

Glad you asked.

Butterfly races.
I'll go get the saddles.

That was my fault
for asking an open-ended question.

What about a sport?

I'm not very good
at sports.

On my basketball team,
they made me sideline inspector.

Why not benchwarmer?

I tried that.
I kept falling off the bench.

So no sports.

Keeping thinking
while I put away these plates.

Oh, I got it, bro.

Come on. We've gotta
think of something amazing I can do.

Gee, that was amazing.

You think so?
I can do lots of stuff like that.

I just thought
it was a way to do my chores

without having to get up
from playing video games.

Whatever. It's incredible.

Dude, this can be
your activity.

You can teach campers
to do trick shots.

Okay, and after
we saddle up some butterflies

and take to the skies!

Or maybe just
trick shots.

Hey, Noah. You ready
for the switcheroo, my buckaroo?

Oh, I'm ready,
all right.

Hmm. What exactly
am I looking at?

I'm throwing myself
into my new role as camper.

I even have
a sympathetic backstory. Wanna hear it?

Don't know why I ask,
'cause I'll tell you anyway.

It all started
with a shipwreck.

[NOTIFICATION BELL DINGS]

Ooh, saved by the bell.

Oh, no.

You okay?
What's wrong?

My mom says,
my first acting teacher,

Mrs. Jenkins,
just passed away.

I can't believe
she's gone.

I'm really sorry,
Noah.

Thanks.

Uh, I think I'm gonna
go get changed.

I don't really feel
like wearing a costume, right now.

Noah, I'm really
impressed.

Even after
your bad news, you still wanna

take part
in the switcheroo.

Of course,
campers always come first.

Although, in this case

you're a counselor
and I'm a camper, so...

I think we're stuck
in a loop.

Well, I know
staying busy

will help you keep
your mind off your teacher passing away.

When my first
horse buddy died,

I buried myself
in ranch chores.

And it really helped.

To this day,
whenever I watch a sad movie,

I gotta go
milk something.

Well, it's definitely
worth a try.

And hey,
I've already been super productive.

I collected these eggs
from all the chickens.

Um, how?
Those are roosters.

Then what's
in my bag?

I don't know
but do not eat them.

Sorry, I guess
I'm a little out of it right now.

But I'm committed
to my role as camper.

And as Mrs. Jenkins
always used to say, "The show must go on."

She also used to say,
"Noah, the show is over, get off the stage."

I'm gonna miss
that cranky lady.

Hey, I know.

Uh, let's feed
the pigs.

Can you hand me
that bag?

Mrs. Jenkins
loved bags.

She always used
to hit me with one,

when I wouldn't
get off the stage.

And to be clear,
we miss her?

I'm so sorry
I got you hurt.

Is the bubble gum cast
I made helping?

Oh, so much.

Man, I really
messed up today.

It's okay. I just hope
now you understand

the consequences
of your actions.

I do.

And why you have
all that gray hair?

What?

But, don't worry.
I found a fun and safe activity

that won't give you
any more wrinkles.

Again, what?

Ooh, my activity

is relaxing in bed
with a book and some lemonade.

Well... [CLICKS TONGUE]
If you insist.

Anything for my campers.

I do insist.
Because of me, you're injured.

I won't let that
ever happen again.

Ah! Nice and cool.

Wait, is it too cold?

Do you have
a brain freeze? What was I thinking?

Ooh, I'll warm it up
for you in my armpit.

Uh, when you warmed up
my pizza for me,

it wasn't this, right?

Just sit back, relax
and enjoy your book.

Your book with
razor sharp pages

that could give you
paper cuts.

Do I have a death
wish for you?

I'll run the book
under the faucet to soften the edges.

And that was my diary.

Goodbye, irreplaceable
memories.

Okay, campers.

Today we are going
to be learning trick shots.

Take it away,
Mr. Activities Director.

Welcome to
Jake Jacobs Shoot shots.

Yeah, should have
workshopped that.

You two look
a little thirsty.

Thirsty for
this sweet bottle flip.

[EXCLAIMING]

[CHUCKLES]

Uh-oh, Jake.
Did someone spill something earlier?

Parker, we did.
To set up this next trick shot.

No, I know.
I was just... Proceed.

And now
to throw away the trash,

or make that
kick away the trash.

[PARKER LAUGHS]

I can't believe
that just happened.

Seriously, I did it
for you earlier.

What is wrong
with you today?

No, I know.
I was just... Proceed.

[CELLPHONE RINGING]

Parker Preston,
nailing it per yoozh.

Hey, Parker,
I'm running behind

at what most certainly
is a horse groomers

and not a beauty salon.

This Palomino ahead of me
is getting a blowout,

and she is taking forever.

[HORSE NEIGHS]

Yeah. You heard me,
Jelly Bean.

You're going
to a petting zoo, not the Oscars.

Parker, you're gonna
have to kick off the live stream without me.

I won't let you down.

I realize I say
that a lot,

but this time I'm hoping
it plays out differently.

Just think of something
great to kick it off.

I'll be there
as quick as I can.

If I apologize to Jelly Bean,
maybe she'll give me a lift.

[HORSE NEIGHING]

Ooh, never mind.
She's still angry. I'll get a taxi.

Yo, Jake.

Do you think you can
come up with, like,

a truly epic trick shot
by the end of the day?

Does this awesome
grape catch answer your question?

[TEETH CRACKING]

Oops, that was
a marble.

My tooth hurts.

Come on, Destiny.
Let's ride like the wind.

[YELLS] Yee-haw!

Sure.

[UNENTHUSIASTICALLY]
Yee-haw.

You know,
when you suggested horseback riding,

I thought there'd be
more horses and riding and less...

Whatever this is.

You can't ride
real horses.

You could fall off
and get hurt.

But, we're sitting
here on unfinished wood. I mean...

What if we get
splinters?

Oh, my gosh,
you're totally right. What was I thinking?

No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.

Immediately
regretting that splinter comment.

Winnie, I think
you're being a little too careful.

If you're this safe,
it's gonna be a pretty boring summer.

Not true,
I'm gonna spend it

making us
bubble wrap jumpsuits.

Functionally safe,
but fashionably dangerous.

Winnie, I didn't
even get hurt, okay?

I faked my injury.

Wait, you did? Why?

To teach you
a lesson about safety,

but it blew up in
my face worse than that time you put

dynamite in our toilet.

Well, it doesn't matter.

You still could
have gotten hurt.

Now I understand
how scared I made you feel

when I did all those
dangerous things.

I'm never gonna
make you feel that way again.

Winnie, don't say that.

I don't want you
to change.

Trust me. It's for
your own good.

Now I'm going
to get us some helmets.

Caution accepted.

Can't believe
I'm saying this,

but I gotta
make Winnie wild again.

Mustang cabin is going
through something.

Okay, let's move it
along, people.

In sooth,
good morrow, fellow.

That's not
how I sound, is it?

Since ranch tours
didn't take your mind off being sad,

I thought we should
do something you like to do.

Like...

A Shakespearean
puppet show.

Mrs. Jenkins
gave me this puppet.

[SNIFFS]

Yes, It still smells
like old lady perfume.

Hey, I know.

Why don't we switch
gears and pretend we're in a sci-fi movie?

Uh, this can be
my laser blade,

and, uh,
this can be your blaster.

You mean improv?

Mrs. Jenkins was
the most naturally gifted improviser ever

next to Wayne Brady.

Never mind,
no improv.

That's what everyone said
to Mrs. Jenkins and me

when we performed
together at the mall.

I got it. Why don't you,
uh, play me a song on your trombone?

Mrs. Jenkins'
maiden name was Horn. [CRYING]

[BLOWS NOSE]

Well, that
couldn't have gone worse.

I guess I should just
change out of this.

Although, pantaloons
are surprisingly comfy.

Mmm, yeah.

Hey, I'm almost done
danger-proofing our cabin.

Do you think our
toilet needs one seatbelt or two?

I guess it depends
on what's for dinner.

Look, I know
you've sworn off anything dangerous,

so I came up
with the perfect activity for us.

I bet we're thinking
the same thing.

Dodge Pillow.

Winnie,
that's ridiculous.

Ugh, you're right.
Too dangerous.

Memory foam
runs hot.

Actually, what
I'm thinking of involves helmets,

flotation devices
and sunscreen.

[GASPS] Whoa!

That's the trifecta
of safety.

Trust me.
You are going to love this.

I hate this!

What if something
happens?

Yes, what if something
does happen.

Well, that's
a terrifying way to answer a question.

Are those rapids
up ahead?

[SARCASTICALLY]
Oh, no! I didn't plan for this.

She said,
having planned for this.

You took us here
on purpose?

What is wrong
with you?I had to do it.

You've gone way overboard
with the safety precautions.

Don't say overboard.

Uh-oh.

Are those
jagged rocks?

Were those a part
of your plan too?

No. But to be fair,
I didn't think this through.

Plus the part where you
thank me for getting your groove back.

[BOTH SCREAMING]

[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

You are turning out
to be

a very
difficult camper.

Look, I just thought
that if I got you out

on the rapids,
you'd remember who you really are.

Wild Winnie Webber
and not some safety freak

who carpeted
our shower.

All I know is that
I am more scared than I've ever been

in my entire life.

[WINNIE GRUNTS AND GASPS]

And you
know what?

I love it.

Woo-hoo!

Wild Winnie Webber's
back, baby.

It worked.

I'd celebrate
if I wasn't afraid for my life!

I'll get us
through this. Hold on!

Uh, Winnie?

You're aiming us towards
the very sharp rocks.

Sure am.

Come and get us,
you pointy jerks.

I definitely didn't
think this through.

Hey! Have you
seen Jake?

He's supposed
to walk me through his big trick shot.

Nope.
Can't help you.

Seems like
I can't help anyone today.

Hey, who peed
in your cereal?

I mean, other than
the family of muskrats

that moved
into the kitchen.

It's about Noah.

His first acting teacher
just passed away.

And I've been
trying all day to distract him

with activities
so he doesn't feel sad.

But it's not working.

I'm sure
he appreciates you trying to help.

But maybe
distracting him from his feelings

isn't the best way
to help him through this.

Why not? It worked
for me in the past when I feel sad.

Well, everyone grieves
in different ways.

For you, it was
keeping busy, but for Noah,

maybe it's
talking it out.

I never thought
about that.

I'll leave
you guys to it,

but seriously,
do not eat the cereal.

Mrs. Jenkins
loved cereal. [CHUCKLES]

Used to carry
it around loose in all those bags.

Birds and squirrels
loved her.

What kind of cereal
did she like?

Oh, all kinds.
She used to put orange juice in it.

Oh, gross.

Yeah, I know.

Especially because
she poured it right into the bags.

Tell me more
about her.

Really?
Mrs. Jenkins was the best.

She was the first
person to ever cast me in a play.

She also was
the first person

to yell at me
for stealing focus.

Which you
still kind of do sometimes.

Hey, it's not my fault
I'm more interesting than everyone else.

Thanks, Bill.

This is really nice.

Anytime.

Wanna go get some
orange juice cereal in Mrs. J's honor?

I do not.

Okay, for this
next trick shot,

I'm gonna jump
onto the seesaw

which will send
that log flying into the air.

Then I'll use
that candle to light an arrow.

I'll shoot the log,
which will land in the fire pit

and light our
campfire.

How's that
for epic?

Dude, kids shooting
flaming arrows?

This could go viral
in so many ways, some of them good.

This is the perfect
way to kick off our live stream.

Wait. Live stream?

Yeah. Yo,
you can start setting up now.

I better get
into makeup.

I do not need
the Internet seeing

that I haven't
been exfoliating.

I can't be
on the live stream.

My mom sent me
to camp to get away from technology.

I wouldn't feel right
being all over the Internet.

But, Jake,
we have over 10,000 people

in our waiting room
right now.

All because I promised
we're going to start this thing off

with an epic
trick shot.

Sorry. I really wish
I could help,

but I'm not ready
to be famous.

It's too soon in
my spiritual journey.

Jake, we were gonna
throw a party when you nail this thing.

Look, I got
you a cake and everything.

Okay, I found you a cake,
but it's the thought that counts.

Are those teeth marks?Yeah, whatever.
We'll just cut around them.

Look, the live stream's
about to start.

Can you teach
me how to do this trick shot?

Absolutely.Really?

No way. Good luck.

Oh, no. I'm on.

Howdy, and welcome
to the Kikiwaka Ranch, Internet.

Even those of you
that got here by accident.

Looking at you,
Nana737.

No, we don't know
where your glasses are.

Try the top
of your head.

Anyway, I'm Parker
Preston,

and this is how
we kick off campfire around these parts.

[SIGHS]
Ready, set...

Lift-off!

Okay, who wants
to see a back flip?

I got here
as fast as I could.

Did you start
the live stream...Whoa, look at that log.

[ALL GASP]

I'm live right now,
aren't I?

Yes.

By the way
your hair looks delicious.

Lou, I wanna
apologize for ruining the live stream,

and the website launch.

And your hair
and the cake.

Oh, wait.
That last one was you,

and I forgive you.

Thanks. I still have
icing up my nostrils.

I'm gonna be smelling
buttercream all summer,

which I'm not mad about.

Well, you're in
a better mood than I thought you'd be.

I'm actually
in a good mood

because despite
your best efforts,

the website launch
was a huge success.

Turns out your botched
trick shot went viral.

[READING]
"Clueless camp owner takes the cake."

Whoa! Look
how many views.

So I guess
I did a good job, after all.

You completely messed up
everything I asked you to do.

Didn't burn down the camp.
Still calling it a win.

So how did
Switcheroo Day go for you guys?

My counselor
identified a problem, made adjustments,

and helped his camper
through a really tough, emotional struggle.

I'd definitely
give him an "A".

Hmm. What
about you?

Well, as camper,
I lied to my counselor,

made her change
her personality completely,

then tricked her
into going down some deadly rapids.

So, "B-plus"?

I'm just glad everything
worked out. And I got my Wild Winnie Webber back.

And that's
a good thing?

It has its
ups and downs.

Can you guys move?
I'm trying to bungee jump here.

Mostly downs.

Hold on, Winnie.
Let me get the bubble wrap.

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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