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I know. I was like, "Mm!" You
don't have to make a decision.
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Well?
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Well, what?
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What's with the hat?
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Oh, this? It's nothing.
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It's the loudest
nothing I ever saw.
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Boy, you just can't mosey
in here with a brand-new hat
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and act like you're not
wearing a brand-new hat.
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Mm-hmm. Look, I'm trying
something new, okay?
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Just take it easy.
He's right, guys.
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Come on, let's not
go down this path.
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It's ugly.
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Kind of like that
hat. [ Laughter ]
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I got this from a nice
store. Melissa: What store?
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The one before you exit
the Al Capone Museum?
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[ Laughter ]
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What's up, Gregory?
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Did you just finish Bling
Ring-ing Bruno Mars' closet?
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[ Laughter ]
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I'm being brave, okay?
You guys are sheep.
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You may want to take a long,
hard look in the mirror.
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Better us than you.
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You look like a park ranger
from a cartoon, Booboo.
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[ Laughter ]
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Do you think the hat looks bad?
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Oh, uh, me?
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Um, I... I wouldn't
say it was bad.
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Like, I think it's
just different,
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like something you'd
wear in "Indiana...
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Jones and the
Temple of Bad Hats."
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[ Laughter ]
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Fine.
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I didn't like it
that much, anyway.
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There's only one place
this hat belongs.
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On my head.
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Wow. Okay.
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Ava: Now, that's fashion.
Barbara: That's right.
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That's the way it's
supposed to look.
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That's hattitude.
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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]
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♪♪
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Thank you.
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Aww, I always needed a pencil.
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Thank you.
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Thank you so much.
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So, it's Teacher Appreciation
Week, which is fun.
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It's a scam.
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It's merely a way for
the school district
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to placate the teachers.
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This Teacher Appreciation
thing, it's a bit of a show.
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I mean, every year,
I receive so many
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of the perfume/lotion gift
boxes from the students,
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but I have never
received so much
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as a $50 Buffalo Wild Wing
gift card from the district.
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I got this. [ Chuckles ]
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Funny. Yeah.
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Well, I got this very
cool, handmade thing.
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Well, it's really
about the kids, so...
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Yeah, if it was about
us, we might actually
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get something from the district.
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Teacher Appreciation
Week was actually created
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so that less teachers
would quit. Hm.
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That's why Mother's
Day was invented,
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so less moms would leave
their families. Gosh.
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Ava: ♪ You better watch out ♪
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♪ You better not cry ♪
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♪ You better get ready to
say, "Thank you, Ava," ♪
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♪ And I'm 'bout
to tell you why ♪
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So shush. [ Teachers groan ]
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I got you a gift from
the school district.
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Melissa: Can't wait to hear.
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It's court-side seats to
your Philadelphia 76ers!
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Oh, my God. What?
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Are you freaking kidding me?!
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Oh, my God!
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It's a Teacher
Appreciation Week miracle.
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Thank you.
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You came through again.
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Ava: Who you pointing
at? I'm right here.
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Don't give Jesus my credit.
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He didn't enter you into
the district-wide lottery.
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I did that.
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I did that.
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Well, thank you, Ava.
This is so exciting.
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I can't believe all the
teachers get to go see
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the Sixers together.
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[ Teachers cheer ]
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All my jerseys... Yeah!
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It's only two tickets, though.
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You know what?
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I buried the lede.
That's on me.
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I just wanted to see some
energy in this place.
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Anyway, yeah.
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Only two tickets.
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Bye.
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Janine: Oh, hey, boys.
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So, I'm throwing a game
night for my sister tomorrow.
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Please be in because I just
bought a new SodaStream.
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Oh, sick.
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I have a surplus
of CO2 cartridges.
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Is... Not what you think.
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I'm in. Yeah.
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I doubt Gregory is gonna
want to, like... Yeah.
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Oh, no, I'm in. What we doing?
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Talking Risk, Rummikub, Taboo?
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Oh, I love board games.
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I'll play almost anything.
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But I don't [bleep]
with Settlers of Catan.
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My sister and I are so
excited to hang out,
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and it's gonna be different now
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because we're mature
adults, you know?
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But as far as my mom knows,
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Ayesha is lost in the
Rockies somewhere, okay?
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You guys ever seen that
movie "Into the Wild"?
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For the eighth time, Janine, no.
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[ Intercom beeps ] Ava:
Janine, that movie's nuts.
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I need all teachers in the
library in two minutes.
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We're gonna decide who's
going to get those tickets.
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And can somebody bring me
a Sprite? From McDonald's.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Order! Order!
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Look, there's only two
tickets, and there's at least
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three of you, so we
got to figure this out.
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Well, do we know if everybody
even wants the tickets?
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It's not like we're all
native Philadelphians.
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Ooh.
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Well, the Sixers are
playing Washington,
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my favorite team, which I
never get a chance to see.
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So some of us may want
to go more than anyone.
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Aw. Mm.
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Alright, well, who
does want to go?
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Ooh. Okay. I got it.
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Let's just give the
tickets to Janine.
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Why? Melissa: What? Really?
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Why?! Yeah, it's
an obvious choice.
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You don't have any friends,
and you can take me,
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and we can just hope to
end up on one of those
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"Pretend I Don't Know You" cams.
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Okay, as flattering as
that proposition is,
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my sister's actually in
town, so I'd be taking her.
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Ugh, I forgot
there's two of you.
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Why don't we just pick
names out of a hat?
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Do you think it's wise to be
bringing up hats, Gregory?
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No, not the hat thing,
'cause whenever we do it,
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it always goes to the
person who wants it least
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and then they wind
up selling it.
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Yeah, like that time Daryl
got the eyelash extensions.
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So, it's my fault I already
have naturally long,
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luxurious lashes?
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Okay, what about a
good, old-fashioned...
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Bare-knuckle fist fight.
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Janine: Why do you
have that? Relax.
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I was gonna say vote.
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I agree with Jacob
because I want to leave
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and I regret getting
myself wrapped up in this.
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Vote it is!
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That's not gonna
work. It could work.
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It's not gonna
work. It could work.
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Anybody who doesn't want them,
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vote for me.
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Welcome! Hi.
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Hello. Good af...
Oh, good afternoon.
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So, this is it!
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It's awesome.
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It's really...
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Um, it's cozy.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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But cute cozy.
Alright, so, tonight.
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I was thinking maybe you and I
could have some natural wine.
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It's like real wine,
but it's natural.
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And, um, after that, I made us
a reservation for Bone Town.
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It's a really good place.
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And then I was thinking we could
watch that "Sex and the City"
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spin-off, "The
Carrie Diaries."
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Heard it's really good.
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Um, that all sounds
awesome. Yeah.
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But, um, I-I do have some
plans with some people later.
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Tonight? Yeah.
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I mean, is that a problem?
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Uh, no.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Not... Not a problem.
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Uh, I just thought maybe since
it was gonna be us here today,
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I thought maybe we'd be hanging
out, maybe doing fun stuff.
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And we will together. Yeah.
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Just not tonight, right?
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'Cause I have plans
with other people.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Yeah. It just feels like,
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you know, since
you're staying here,
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it feels like you would tell me
if you were gonna be leaving.
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You should, uh,
okay. Sorry, Mom.
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I'll make sure to check
in next time. [ Chuckles ]
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[ Chuckles ] Please.
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Like Mom ever cared about
where we were going.
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[ Laughs ] Yeah, we really
took advantage of that.
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Yeah, you did.
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Yeah, but that's
cool about tonight.
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Have fun with your friends.
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But tomorrow night?
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Tomorrow night is game night,
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and you don't want
to miss game night.
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Feels like I couldn't,
even if I wanted to.
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Which I don't. I'm totally
amped to play games.
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Um, just not now,
'cause I'm gonna go.
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Okay, you're going now. Okay.
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Have fun.
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[ Sighs ] Okay.
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Okay, here is a ballot with
each of your names on it,
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so that you can't cheat.
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Here you go. This says Jason.
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My name is Ja... I can't believe
I got wrangled into this.
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It's making me feel bad for
those professional vote counters
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for, like, mayor elections,
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who have to do this
every 10 years.
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What? [ Groans ]
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And she doesn't even
know my freaking name.
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Just let it go,
Jacob. Come on.
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Just drop it.
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Hey, how was night
one with the sister?
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Was it all sharing clothes
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and fighting over
the bathroom and...
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Um, no.
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She already had
plans, it turned out,
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which is okay
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because I technically
didn't ever tell her
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we were hanging out.
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I just assumed,
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and you know what they
say about assumptions.
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Yeah, they make a...
They're not reliable.
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Not at all.
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So, she is still
coming to game night.
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So, you guys are still
in, right? Oh, absolutely.
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I've been scouring the boards
for all the new strategies.
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Oh! Oh, see?
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This is why we are best friends.
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Jacob. Yes!
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You okay?
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Barb, look at those two.
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Look at them scheming.
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Nothing good has ever come
from nerds whispering.
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Us second-floor teachers
need to stick together.
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Those first-floor people?
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They don't truly understand us.
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Well, I know you're just
trying to get my vote,
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but I do think people
overlook our struggle.
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Not only do we labor
more physically
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to get to our classes,
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we have to endure the
quick-witted teens.
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We deserve those tickets.
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Oh, you can't be serious.
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If anyone deserves
the tickets, it's me.
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I'm teaching two classes
at once. Barbara: Hold on.
253
00:08:39,445 --> 00:08:42,030
If we're talking about
who deserves the tickets,
254
00:08:42,031 --> 00:08:44,700
the answer is obvious...
The most tenured teacher.
255
00:08:44,701 --> 00:08:45,742
So, you mean you?
256
00:08:45,743 --> 00:08:47,327
Janine: With all due respect,
257
00:08:47,328 --> 00:08:49,246
I think the tickets
should go to the MVP.
258
00:08:49,247 --> 00:08:51,248
You know, the young star
who gives everyone faith
259
00:08:51,249 --> 00:08:52,916
in the franchise again.
260
00:08:52,917 --> 00:08:55,752
Or the tickets could go to
the most improved player...
261
00:08:55,753 --> 00:08:58,589
Someone who sacrificed other
goals to focus on this one.
262
00:08:58,590 --> 00:09:01,049
Someone young, someone
driven, someone...
263
00:09:01,050 --> 00:09:02,759
Handsome. You know what?
264
00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:04,386
Yeah! Yeah, okay, bub.
265
00:09:04,387 --> 00:09:06,555
You haven't been a real
teacher for even a year yet.
266
00:09:06,556 --> 00:09:07,890
No, he has not.
267
00:09:07,891 --> 00:09:09,600
If I may interject,
268
00:09:09,601 --> 00:09:11,935
I would say that teaching
second grade is no picnic.
269
00:09:11,936 --> 00:09:15,147
Didn't I see your class having
a literal picnic the other day?
270
00:09:15,148 --> 00:09:17,816
Didn't I see your class
watching "Lego Batman"?
271
00:09:17,817 --> 00:09:19,151
Teachers: Ooh. Ms. Pinkney: I
don't know what y'all smoking,
272
00:09:19,152 --> 00:09:20,736
but if you was to
take my health class,
273
00:09:20,737 --> 00:09:22,029
you wouldn't be
smoking anything.
274
00:09:22,030 --> 00:09:23,530
I'll have you drug-, tobacco-,
275
00:09:23,531 --> 00:09:25,407
and vape-free, like
all of our students,
276
00:09:25,408 --> 00:09:27,284
which is why I
deserve the tickets.
277
00:09:27,285 --> 00:09:29,995
I have the most important
job in this school.
278
00:09:29,996 --> 00:09:33,373
I set the tone for the rest
of their academic careers.
279
00:09:33,374 --> 00:09:34,833
Okay, I think that
"most important"
280
00:09:34,834 --> 00:09:36,209
is a little bit
extreme. Thank you.
281
00:09:36,210 --> 00:09:37,419
Gregory: Okay, let's
take a deep breath
282
00:09:37,420 --> 00:09:38,629
before we say something
we don't mean.
283
00:09:38,630 --> 00:09:40,422
Oh, shut up, haircut. Ana: Oh!
284
00:09:40,423 --> 00:09:43,050
I mean, teaching kindergarten...
The most important, Barb?
285
00:09:43,051 --> 00:09:44,301
All youse do is
teach five-year-olds
286
00:09:44,302 --> 00:09:45,636
how to use safety scissors.
287
00:09:45,637 --> 00:09:47,346
And maybe if your
kindergarten teacher
288
00:09:47,347 --> 00:09:49,056
had done a better job,
289
00:09:49,057 --> 00:09:52,726
you would know that "youse"
is not plural for "you."
290
00:09:52,727 --> 00:09:56,229
Oh, somebody swing!
291
00:09:56,230 --> 00:09:58,815
Alright, looks like
all the votes are in,
292
00:09:58,816 --> 00:10:00,859
and somehow no one
got molly-whopped.
293
00:10:00,860 --> 00:10:02,361
Hey, did you vote for me?
294
00:10:02,362 --> 00:10:03,862
What matters is that I voted.
295
00:10:03,863 --> 00:10:05,405
Jacob, you know I want
to take my sister,
296
00:10:05,406 --> 00:10:07,699
and Tyrese Maxey
is my hall pass.
297
00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:09,993
Janine, it's not called a
hall pass when you're single.
298
00:10:09,994 --> 00:10:12,162
Hey, everybody, shh.
299
00:10:12,163 --> 00:10:13,413
I'm about to
announce the winner.
300
00:10:13,414 --> 00:10:14,414
Drum roll, please.
301
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,459
And the winner is...
302
00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:18,752
Mr. Johnson.
303
00:10:18,753 --> 00:10:21,588
Put some respect on my name!
304
00:10:21,589 --> 00:10:24,424
Ha! Ha-ha! I demand a recount.
305
00:10:24,425 --> 00:10:26,343
Ranked-choice voting would have
been inherently much fairer.
306
00:10:26,344 --> 00:10:27,844
He's not even a real teacher.
307
00:10:27,845 --> 00:10:29,846
You know how many
classes I subbed?
308
00:10:29,847 --> 00:10:31,515
Why y'all mad? You
all voted for him.
309
00:10:31,516 --> 00:10:33,600
I didn't think he'd win.
310
00:10:33,601 --> 00:10:36,186
I just voted for him 'cause I
was annoyed with everyone else.
311
00:10:36,187 --> 00:10:38,438
[ Indistinct murmuring ]
312
00:10:38,439 --> 00:10:40,023
Well, you know what?
313
00:10:40,024 --> 00:10:42,818
You two might not have
tickets to the NBA,
314
00:10:42,819 --> 00:10:46,863
but you do have floor
seats to the JGA.
315
00:10:46,864 --> 00:10:49,241
Janine Game-Night Association.
316
00:10:49,242 --> 00:10:50,867
And... And there'll
be floor seats
317
00:10:50,868 --> 00:10:52,035
because you'll probably
be sitting on the floor.
318
00:10:52,036 --> 00:10:54,163
It's gonna be fun,
and it's BYOBG.
319
00:10:55,456 --> 00:10:56,790
Bring your own... beer garden?
320
00:10:56,791 --> 00:10:58,458
Bubble gum? Baby giraffe?
321
00:10:58,459 --> 00:10:59,835
Jacob: Big Gulp.
Brittney Griner!
322
00:10:59,836 --> 00:11:01,837
Black Gregory? What? No.
323
00:11:01,838 --> 00:11:03,338
Bring Your Own Board Game.
324
00:11:03,339 --> 00:11:05,132
Real simple.
325
00:11:05,133 --> 00:11:06,718
Yeah. Look, see
you both there.
326
00:11:09,846 --> 00:11:11,221
Ayesha: Okay, okay.
327
00:11:11,222 --> 00:11:13,265
But then, after the
concert was over,
328
00:11:13,266 --> 00:11:16,727
we snuck back into Red Rocks,
waited for everybody to leave,
329
00:11:16,728 --> 00:11:19,021
stayed till the next morning,
and watched the eclipse.
330
00:11:19,022 --> 00:11:20,397
Erika: Ooh.
331
00:11:20,398 --> 00:11:22,232
That sounds so firggin awesome.
332
00:11:22,233 --> 00:11:23,275
Yeah.
333
00:11:23,276 --> 00:11:25,068
Which makes this a lot harder.
334
00:11:25,069 --> 00:11:27,112
I totally own all
your water rights now.
335
00:11:27,113 --> 00:11:28,488
Ba-boom!
336
00:11:28,489 --> 00:11:30,032
Oh, it's me.
337
00:11:30,033 --> 00:11:31,450
Ooh! It's okay,
I have a vacuum.
338
00:11:31,451 --> 00:11:33,618
Um...
339
00:11:33,619 --> 00:11:35,829
I'm sorry, am...
Am I the only one
340
00:11:35,830 --> 00:11:37,914
who doesn't understand
how this game works?
341
00:11:37,915 --> 00:11:39,499
No, Jacob is the
only one who does.
342
00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:40,834
Okay. Come on.
343
00:11:40,835 --> 00:11:42,669
Nobody plays Drought?
344
00:11:42,670 --> 00:11:44,713
It's the most award-winning
independent board game out.
345
00:11:44,714 --> 00:11:45,797
We ain't got no other games?
346
00:11:45,798 --> 00:11:46,840
Uh, no.
347
00:11:46,841 --> 00:11:48,550
Yeah, I'm gonna need a drink.
348
00:11:48,551 --> 00:11:50,135
You want one of those hard
ciders you liked at my party?
349
00:11:50,136 --> 00:11:52,888
Actually, I made a pre-mixed
signature cocktail.
350
00:11:52,889 --> 00:11:54,681
It's called a short
island iced tea.
351
00:11:54,682 --> 00:11:56,475
Yeah, I was short on
ingredients when I made it,
352
00:11:56,476 --> 00:11:58,636
so it's mostly just Coke and
ice, but it's pretty good.
353
00:11:59,812 --> 00:12:01,730
I also have a
signature cocktail.
354
00:12:01,731 --> 00:12:02,690
I actually learned it in Denver.
355
00:12:02,691 --> 00:12:05,233
Oh. It's called beer.
356
00:12:05,234 --> 00:12:06,777
Okay.
357
00:12:06,778 --> 00:12:08,653
I'll take one of those.
358
00:12:08,654 --> 00:12:10,822
[ Chuckles ]
359
00:12:10,823 --> 00:12:12,324
Your sister is so cool.
360
00:12:12,325 --> 00:12:14,201
Yeah, she's pretty chill.
361
00:12:14,202 --> 00:12:16,995
Yeah. She is cool and chill.
362
00:12:16,996 --> 00:12:18,413
I think it runs in the family.
363
00:12:18,414 --> 00:12:20,582
Like, that's what
people used to tell us.
364
00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:22,167
Okay, ta-da.
365
00:12:22,168 --> 00:12:23,419
Thank you. Ready.
366
00:12:24,587 --> 00:12:25,963
Alright, it's your turn, Ayesha.
367
00:12:27,131 --> 00:12:29,841
Oh, okay. This one means
368
00:12:29,842 --> 00:12:32,886
I either stay and provide
water to the land I'm at,
369
00:12:32,887 --> 00:12:34,763
or I get to take all the water
370
00:12:34,764 --> 00:12:36,306
I have and bounce,
right? Mm-hmm.
371
00:12:36,307 --> 00:12:38,725
Okay, cool. I am bouncing.
372
00:12:38,726 --> 00:12:40,352
[ Scattered chuckles ]
373
00:12:40,353 --> 00:12:42,270
Well, now that means I
have to provide water
374
00:12:42,271 --> 00:12:43,688
for all of Asia, so...
375
00:12:43,689 --> 00:12:45,148
Sucks to be you, Janine.
376
00:12:45,149 --> 00:12:47,400
But the point of this
game is to survive,
377
00:12:47,401 --> 00:12:48,985
and you can't do that
if you're taking care
378
00:12:48,986 --> 00:12:51,071
of everybody else, so...
379
00:12:51,072 --> 00:12:52,989
Shocking.
380
00:12:52,990 --> 00:12:54,783
What's that supposed to mean?
381
00:12:54,784 --> 00:12:56,118
Nothing. Just...
382
00:12:56,119 --> 00:12:57,786
Didn't sound like nothing, so...
383
00:12:57,787 --> 00:12:58,995
Then maybe it was something.
384
00:12:58,996 --> 00:13:00,831
Uh, I think it's
my turn, actually.
385
00:13:00,832 --> 00:13:03,333
No, I think my sister has
something she wants to say.
386
00:13:03,334 --> 00:13:05,418
I'm just saying that
it's not surprising to me
387
00:13:05,419 --> 00:13:07,129
that when things got
tough for you in Asia,
388
00:13:07,130 --> 00:13:08,380
you just took your
water and bounced,
389
00:13:08,381 --> 00:13:10,132
and now I'm left to
ration everything.
390
00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:12,467
Oh, no, actually, you have used
up all your rationing chips.
391
00:13:12,468 --> 00:13:15,637
Okay, well, I didn't choose to
start in an arid, doomed biome.
392
00:13:15,638 --> 00:13:19,015
And yet, other people
accepted the responsibility
393
00:13:19,016 --> 00:13:21,017
of making do in a dry climate.
394
00:13:21,018 --> 00:13:22,644
They didn't just leave.
395
00:13:22,645 --> 00:13:24,855
Yeah, well, I know a lost
cause when I see one,
396
00:13:24,856 --> 00:13:26,690
and I didn't want
to waste my time.
397
00:13:26,691 --> 00:13:28,400
That's because you
abandon people,
398
00:13:28,401 --> 00:13:30,360
and it's nice to finally
hear you say it out loud.
399
00:13:30,361 --> 00:13:32,737
♪♪
400
00:13:32,738 --> 00:13:34,197
Excuse me.
401
00:13:34,198 --> 00:13:36,158
Where are you
going? I don't know.
402
00:13:36,159 --> 00:13:37,617
♪♪
403
00:13:37,618 --> 00:13:39,452
Ayesha! [ Door slams ]
404
00:13:39,453 --> 00:13:41,079
[ Door opens, slams ]
405
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,914
Now, this is the
game that I came for.
406
00:13:42,915 --> 00:13:45,792
I think Janine may be holding
on to a little tension from...
407
00:13:45,793 --> 00:13:47,210
Childhood? Absolutely.
408
00:13:47,211 --> 00:13:48,628
This about stuff
from her childhood?
409
00:13:48,629 --> 00:13:50,171
♪♪
410
00:13:50,172 --> 00:13:51,172
[ Sighs ]
411
00:13:54,343 --> 00:13:56,136
Ayesha.
412
00:13:56,137 --> 00:13:57,220
Ayesha!
413
00:13:57,221 --> 00:13:58,847
What the hell is your problem?
414
00:13:58,848 --> 00:14:01,725
You are staying at my house,
415
00:14:01,726 --> 00:14:05,353
but you just drop your
stuff off and leave,
416
00:14:05,354 --> 00:14:07,314
'cause you do whatever
you want to do,
417
00:14:07,315 --> 00:14:09,774
Ayesha, and leave the
good people of Asia
418
00:14:09,775 --> 00:14:12,569
to fend for themselves. Can you
please quit it with the metaphor?
419
00:14:12,570 --> 00:14:14,404
It is so childish.
420
00:14:14,405 --> 00:14:16,031
Oh, oh, okay.
421
00:14:16,032 --> 00:14:17,032
I'm childish.
422
00:14:17,033 --> 00:14:18,658
Really?
423
00:14:18,659 --> 00:14:20,285
Who ran and hid?
424
00:14:20,286 --> 00:14:22,120
You just left. [ Scoffs ]
425
00:14:22,121 --> 00:14:23,538
You leave when things get hard.
426
00:14:23,539 --> 00:14:25,916
You always have.
427
00:14:25,917 --> 00:14:27,500
Oh, my God.
428
00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:30,795
People move from their
hometowns all the time.
429
00:14:30,796 --> 00:14:32,088
It's not about that.
But you know what?
430
00:14:32,089 --> 00:14:33,798
My fault.
431
00:14:33,799 --> 00:14:36,134
My fault for not staying
like good, perfect Janine.
432
00:14:36,135 --> 00:14:37,218
That's on me.
433
00:14:37,219 --> 00:14:38,261
You're right. Wow.
434
00:14:38,262 --> 00:14:39,387
Yeah. Wow.
435
00:14:39,388 --> 00:14:41,348
[ Janine and Ayesha
arguing in distance ]
436
00:14:41,349 --> 00:14:43,058
Jacob: If the sea
levels are rising,
437
00:14:43,059 --> 00:14:45,769
should I... [
Inhales sharply ]
438
00:14:45,770 --> 00:14:47,103
I know there's a solution afoot.
439
00:14:47,104 --> 00:14:48,939
I just gotta nab it.
440
00:14:48,940 --> 00:14:51,149
So...
441
00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:52,984
I heard the teachers'
conference was fun.
442
00:14:52,985 --> 00:14:54,486
[ Scoffs ] That is
an understatement.
443
00:14:54,487 --> 00:14:56,363
Did Janine tell you about
all the swag we got?
444
00:14:56,364 --> 00:14:57,781
Oh, how are you on pens?
445
00:14:57,782 --> 00:14:59,240
Oh, I'm good on pens.
446
00:14:59,241 --> 00:15:00,992
♪♪
447
00:15:00,993 --> 00:15:03,787
You know how much
dealing with Mom is,
448
00:15:03,788 --> 00:15:06,998
but you got to leave
and go to Colorado
449
00:15:06,999 --> 00:15:08,166
and be cool and interesting.
450
00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:10,126
[ Scoffs ] Meanwhile,
451
00:15:10,127 --> 00:15:12,212
I am still here, dealing
with her by myself.
452
00:15:12,213 --> 00:15:14,297
Do you know how hard
it was for me here?
453
00:15:14,298 --> 00:15:18,009
Yes, I know how hard it is
here, because I'm still here.
454
00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:20,804
But you aren't me.
455
00:15:20,805 --> 00:15:22,806
You went to Penn,
Janine. Oh, my God.
456
00:15:22,807 --> 00:15:25,725
You went to Penn,
and I am... am st...
457
00:15:25,726 --> 00:15:28,061
To date, the only
person who's been fired
458
00:15:28,062 --> 00:15:30,605
from the Eastern State
Penitentiary's haunted house.
459
00:15:30,606 --> 00:15:32,273
That's bad. That's not good.
Ayesha, what does that...
460
00:15:32,274 --> 00:15:34,401
What does that have to do
with anything? Everything!
461
00:15:34,402 --> 00:15:37,529
People had hopes for you,
and they gave up on me.
462
00:15:37,530 --> 00:15:39,364
Ayesha.
463
00:15:39,365 --> 00:15:41,032
You had it together.
464
00:15:41,033 --> 00:15:44,662
I didn't, and I couldn't
get it together when Mom...
465
00:15:47,665 --> 00:15:49,958
When the person who
needed me the most
466
00:15:49,959 --> 00:15:53,294
was the most disappointed in me.
467
00:15:53,295 --> 00:15:56,047
Yeah, fine, then.
I couldn't take it.
468
00:15:56,048 --> 00:15:58,258
I couldn't handle it, so I ran.
469
00:15:58,259 --> 00:15:59,343
I left.
470
00:16:02,346 --> 00:16:04,889
Janine...
471
00:16:04,890 --> 00:16:06,850
I am sorry.
472
00:16:06,851 --> 00:16:09,186
[ Vehicles passing,
horns honking ]
473
00:16:19,572 --> 00:16:22,032
I get why you...
474
00:16:22,033 --> 00:16:23,283
left Mom.
475
00:16:23,284 --> 00:16:25,952
I do.
476
00:16:25,953 --> 00:16:28,289
It just kind of felt
like you left me, too.
477
00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:32,250
I don't want to
rush you, Janine,
478
00:16:32,251 --> 00:16:33,835
but if you don't
make a move soon,
479
00:16:33,836 --> 00:16:36,880
all your water's gonna
become non-potable.
480
00:16:36,881 --> 00:16:38,923
That basically means, like...
481
00:16:38,924 --> 00:16:39,924
Yeah, no, we know what it means,
Jacob. No, we know what it means.
482
00:16:39,925 --> 00:16:41,427
We know what it
means. Thank you.
483
00:16:44,096 --> 00:16:45,376
Why don't we go
back to the game?
484
00:16:46,557 --> 00:16:48,850
Yeah, okay.
485
00:16:48,851 --> 00:16:50,810
Come on.
486
00:16:50,811 --> 00:16:52,855
[ Breathes deeply ]
487
00:16:58,194 --> 00:17:00,487
Ooh, it feels like
a reunion show
488
00:17:00,488 --> 00:17:03,406
for an absolute mess of a
"Housewives" season in here.
489
00:17:03,407 --> 00:17:06,409
Ladies and Gentleladies,
your courtside ticket winner,
490
00:17:06,410 --> 00:17:07,995
Mr. Johnson.
491
00:17:08,662 --> 00:17:10,581
[ Laughs ]
492
00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:15,085
So, um, who you thinking
about taking with you
493
00:17:15,086 --> 00:17:16,211
to the game tonight?
494
00:17:16,212 --> 00:17:18,213
I'm bringing Dr. J.
495
00:17:18,214 --> 00:17:20,340
You know Julius Erving? Who?
496
00:17:20,341 --> 00:17:22,967
No, Dr. Jamar Cameron,
my podiatrist.
497
00:17:22,968 --> 00:17:25,386
Oh, come on. Oh, I get it.
498
00:17:25,387 --> 00:17:27,598
Now I'm the bad guy,
just because I'm rich.
499
00:17:30,142 --> 00:17:32,102
Look what happens when
the district offers us
500
00:17:32,103 --> 00:17:33,270
less than what we need.
501
00:17:34,980 --> 00:17:36,189
Melissa, I'm sorry.
502
00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:37,941
No, I'm sorry, Barb.
503
00:17:37,942 --> 00:17:40,777
See, we usually help each
other out, and this time,
504
00:17:40,778 --> 00:17:42,821
we went after each other
like a bunch of peasants
505
00:17:42,822 --> 00:17:45,532
being tossed a single
ham from a wagon.
506
00:17:45,533 --> 00:17:47,200
Yeah, I-I was gonna say that
we forgot we were a team,
507
00:17:47,201 --> 00:17:49,327
but that was beautiful,
too, I guess.
508
00:17:49,328 --> 00:17:50,954
Remember when the district said
they would get us a projector
509
00:17:50,955 --> 00:17:52,997
for every room, and
they sent one? Mm-hmm.
510
00:17:52,998 --> 00:17:54,707
We're pretty good at
sharing it, though. Yeah.
511
00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:55,750
Which reminds me,
Janine, I need it back.
512
00:17:55,751 --> 00:17:57,001
Okay.
513
00:17:57,002 --> 00:17:59,212
You know, I should
apologize, too.
514
00:17:59,213 --> 00:18:00,964
I know keeping those
kids off the pipe
515
00:18:00,965 --> 00:18:03,091
is only a small
piece of what we do.
516
00:18:03,092 --> 00:18:04,884
Mr. Morton, I
accept your apology.
517
00:18:04,885 --> 00:18:05,927
I have nothing to apologize for.
518
00:18:05,928 --> 00:18:07,262
I said I accept.
519
00:18:07,263 --> 00:18:09,014
Melissa: [ Clears throat ]
520
00:18:21,652 --> 00:18:25,155
Janine: Have a good day, girls.
521
00:18:25,156 --> 00:18:27,240
Damn, she looks like the
grown-up version of you,
522
00:18:27,241 --> 00:18:28,908
like if your proportions
were stretched out
523
00:18:28,909 --> 00:18:31,494
to a normal length. Haha,
we get it, Ava. I'm short.
524
00:18:31,495 --> 00:18:32,579
It's just science, girl.
525
00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:33,873
Don't be mad about facts.
526
00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:37,625
Wh...
527
00:18:37,626 --> 00:18:38,461
Hey. Hi.
528
00:18:38,462 --> 00:18:39,878
What's up?
529
00:18:39,879 --> 00:18:41,671
Uh, yeah. I came through.
530
00:18:41,672 --> 00:18:43,631
I didn't even realize
you knew where I worked.
531
00:18:43,632 --> 00:18:46,009
I mean, yeah, it's, like, the
biggest part of your life.
532
00:18:46,010 --> 00:18:47,010
I do listen, you know?
533
00:18:49,054 --> 00:18:50,221
Cool.
534
00:18:50,222 --> 00:18:51,890
It's very Janine in here.
535
00:18:51,891 --> 00:18:54,225
Yeah. I mean that
in a good way.
536
00:18:54,226 --> 00:18:56,603
Didn't know there was
a bad way to mean it.
537
00:18:56,604 --> 00:18:58,647
[ Chuckles ] Ahh.
538
00:18:59,857 --> 00:19:01,525
Has Mom ever been here?
539
00:19:02,943 --> 00:19:05,069
[ Both laugh ]
540
00:19:05,070 --> 00:19:06,321
That's crazy. Do
you hear yourself?
541
00:19:06,322 --> 00:19:08,198
Yeah.
542
00:19:08,199 --> 00:19:10,241
I guess things have
always been a little rocky
543
00:19:10,242 --> 00:19:12,744
in our family, so...
544
00:19:12,745 --> 00:19:14,537
Hey, you think that's why
you moved to the Rockies?
545
00:19:14,538 --> 00:19:15,955
[ Laughs ]
546
00:19:15,956 --> 00:19:17,541
'Cause of the...
547
00:19:21,378 --> 00:19:23,129
Hey, could you help
me out with something?
548
00:19:23,130 --> 00:19:24,672
I don't think
comedy is something
549
00:19:24,673 --> 00:19:26,299
you can teach, you know?
550
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:28,092
I feel like it's more
something innate.
551
00:19:28,093 --> 00:19:30,178
You know what? I was talking
about that projector.
552
00:19:30,179 --> 00:19:31,554
I need help taking it
back to Gregory's room.
553
00:19:31,555 --> 00:19:33,348
It's a little heavy.
Oh, thank God.
554
00:19:33,349 --> 00:19:34,892
Yeah. Thank you.
555
00:19:37,645 --> 00:19:39,896
Mrs. Howard, I forgot
to give you this.
556
00:19:39,897 --> 00:19:41,231
Is it too late?
557
00:19:41,232 --> 00:19:45,151
Oh, sweetheart, perfect timing.
558
00:19:45,152 --> 00:19:46,319
Thank you.
559
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,529
You're welcome.
560
00:19:47,530 --> 00:19:49,572
Bye. Bye.
561
00:19:49,573 --> 00:19:53,618
You know, even after all of
these years as a teacher,
562
00:19:53,619 --> 00:19:57,914
I still have to stop and remind
myself why I'm still here.
563
00:19:57,915 --> 00:19:59,749
It's not my paycheck,
564
00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:02,544
certainly not the perks
from the people who sign it,
565
00:20:02,545 --> 00:20:06,339
it's about the people who show
up here every blessed day...
566
00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:10,051
The dedicated teachers and
the wonderful students.
567
00:20:10,052 --> 00:20:12,762
That's what I love
most about the lotion.
568
00:20:12,763 --> 00:20:18,434
When I put it on, it reminds
me that this school, my peers,
569
00:20:18,435 --> 00:20:22,313
these students...
We're all we have,
570
00:20:22,314 --> 00:20:25,651
and we all appreciate
each other so much.
571
00:20:27,152 --> 00:20:30,530
Although, a $50 Buffalo
Wild Wing gift card
572
00:20:30,531 --> 00:20:32,907
wouldn't hurt anybody.
573
00:20:32,908 --> 00:20:34,909
Ava, you need to see this.
574
00:20:34,910 --> 00:20:36,536
What's this? From
the district?
575
00:20:36,537 --> 00:20:38,580
"Principal Coleman, we
are writing to inform you
576
00:20:38,581 --> 00:20:40,582
that the petition to
change Abbott Elementary
577
00:20:40,583 --> 00:20:42,709
into a Legendary Charter
will be coming in front of
578
00:20:42,710 --> 00:20:44,336
the school board in..."
579
00:20:50,968 --> 00:20:53,970
Christian: Hey, Philly, it's
time for our 30-second quiz,
580
00:20:53,971 --> 00:20:55,847
where one fan has a
chance to win $1,000.
581
00:20:55,848 --> 00:20:57,099
Here we go.
582
00:20:58,350 --> 00:20:59,934
Alright, fans, I'm here with...
583
00:20:59,935 --> 00:21:01,227
What's your name, sir?
584
00:21:01,228 --> 00:21:02,437
Mr. Johnson.
585
00:21:02,438 --> 00:21:03,646
Okay, Mr. Johnson,
586
00:21:03,647 --> 00:21:05,315
do you want to play
our 30-second quiz
587
00:21:05,316 --> 00:21:07,734
for a chance to win $1,000?
588
00:21:07,735 --> 00:21:08,776
Put some time on the
clock, Christian.
589
00:21:08,777 --> 00:21:10,653
[ Chuckles ] Okay.
590
00:21:10,654 --> 00:21:14,325
In 30 seconds, can you
name 10 cleaning products?
591
00:21:17,036 --> 00:21:18,953
They gave you $1,000?
592
00:21:18,954 --> 00:21:21,289
And a $50 gift card
to Buffalo Wild Wings.
593
00:21:21,290 --> 00:21:22,750
Oh.
594
00:21:25,628 --> 00:21:28,339
Captions by VITAC...
595
00:23:35,591 --> 00:23:38,342
Christian: Hey, Philly, it's
time for our 30-second quiz,
596
00:23:38,343 --> 00:23:40,261
where one fan has a
chance to win $1,000.
597
00:23:40,262 --> 00:23:41,513
Here we go.
598
00:23:42,765 --> 00:23:44,348
Alright, fans, I'm here with...
599
00:23:44,349 --> 00:23:45,558
What's your name, sir?
600
00:23:45,559 --> 00:23:46,768
Mr. Johnson.
601
00:23:46,769 --> 00:23:47,977
Okay, Mr. Johnson,
602
00:23:47,978 --> 00:23:49,645
do you want to play
our 30-second quiz
603
00:23:49,646 --> 00:23:52,064
for a chance to win $1,000?
604
00:23:52,065 --> 00:23:53,107
Put some time on the
clock, Christian.
605
00:23:53,108 --> 00:23:54,984
[ Chuckles ] Okay.
606
00:23:54,985 --> 00:23:58,655
In 30 seconds, can you
name 10 cleaning products?
607
00:24:01,450 --> 00:24:03,117
They gave you $1,000?
608
00:24:03,118 --> 00:24:05,703
And a $50 gift card
to Buffalo Wild Wings.
609
00:24:05,704 --> 00:24:06,914
Oh.
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