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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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So, once this is up and running,
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anyone with a computer
and a modem
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can have access to every grant
offered worldwide.
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As the kids like to say,
ka-ching!
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That's the sound of
a cash register,
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in case the onomatopoeia
was unclear.
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Brenda has a secret man
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that she is hiding
from everybody.
Really?
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And he might be married.
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Really?
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Look, it's not easy
seeing you talk to guys.
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You want to know
what's not easy?
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Hearing from Billy Sparks
about you and his mother
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hanging out
in their chicken coop.
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What?
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So you know, me and
Brenda are just friends.
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Okay.
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I'm glad we can talk
about these things.
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Me, too. Someday we'll talk
about Mom and Pastor Rob.
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Oh, remember today is
Sheldon's big
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database launch party,
so we're all very excited.
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Yeah, how excited
we talking,
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on a scale of one to ten?
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Uh, I don't know. Six?
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Do we have
any understanding
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of what
this data thing is?
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Not a clue.
Morning, Shelly.
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Hey, there's the big guy.
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That was about a nine.
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Can I get you breakfast?
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I don't know if I can eat.
I'm too excited.
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I know. We all are.
What's going on?
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It's your brother's big day.
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When isn't it?
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Meemaw, are you coming
to my party?
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I wouldn't miss it.
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Oh, we're gonna
leave at 4:00
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if you want to ride with us.
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No, I have
to meet you there.
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I got a little business
I have to take care of.
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Oh, if you're getting me a gift,
it's not that kind of party.
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Although I wouldn't say no
to a TI-81 graphing calculator.
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So what all's gonna happen
at this party?
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Well, we're gonna post to UseNet
that the database is live
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and then watch the monitor
as the subscribers roll in.
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And you're calling
that a party? Bold.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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We still haven't settled
on a name.
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Well, I was thinking
maybe Alice.
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Alice Cooper.
That is badass. Sold.
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Wait, who said her last name's
gonna be Cooper?
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Well, that's my last name.
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Yeah, and mine's McAllister.
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Yeah, but I'm the dad.
So?
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I think that's just the rule.
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Not my rule.
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Well, all right.
Let's not fight about it.
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I'm pretty sure
she can hear us.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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Please don't have a giant head!
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Thanks for doing this.
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Hey, you make a whole
human being in your belly,
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I get the crib and car seat,
we'll call it even.
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That is not even close to even.
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Well, I'm just saying,
my list is pretty long,
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and you only got
the one thing.
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Hey. I didn't know
you were working today.
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No, I'm not. Just stopped by
to pick up my check.
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Got it right here.
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Any plans for your day off?
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Nothing special.
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Not seeing your mystery man?
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Just give me my check.
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I don't mean to pry.
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It's just, your friends think
you're keeping him a secret
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'cause he's married.
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There's no mystery man.
And you're prying.
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Sorry.
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Hello? Oh, Rob! Uh...
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Pastor Rob.
It's Pastor Rob.
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I gathered.
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Uh, lunch would be...
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...fine. Yes.
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See you soon. Mm-hmm.
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Shall I pry?
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Uh, it's nothing.
He probably just wants
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to gossip
about some church drama.
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So here's your check.
Okay, bye.
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Buh-bye.
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Excuse me, which one of
these car seats is the best?
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That'd be the Evenflo
Discovery right here.
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Top of the line.
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Great.
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Which one's your second best?
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Is it a gift for someone?
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No, it's for me.
I'm having a kid.
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Mm. I tell you,
that first ride home
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from the hospital
with the baby in the back,
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scariest drive of your life.
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Well, I got a station wagon.
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It's like a tank
with a cassette player.
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That's good, good.
'Cause you can't believe
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how fragile and tiny
newborn babies are.
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No, I can, I can believe it.
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So you know about
that spot on their head
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that ain't even solid yet.
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Sure.
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Anyway, uh, you were interested
in the basic model.
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Okay, pal, I'm in sales.
I know what you're doing.
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So...
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Just give me the expensive one.
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Good choice.
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Hello?
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Sheldon, is Georgie there?
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No.
Is your mom there?
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No.
Are there any adults there?
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No. But I have an IQ of 187.
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I'm sure I can figure out
whatever's troubling you.
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My water broke.
I'm in labor.
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Oh, dear.
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Come in.
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All right, let's do this.
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Why are you wearing dish gloves?
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To deliver the baby.
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That is not happening.
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Good.
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Whew. Can I get
a glass of water?
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Sheldon, I need to go
to the hospital.
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Well, I can't drive.
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I do have a bike, but you'll
never fit in the wagon.
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I don't know how much longer
I can wait.
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I can call an ambulance.
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It's okay, I'll drive.
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Just come with me, okay?
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Okay.
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Oh...
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Does it hurt bad?
Yes!
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That's unfortunate.
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It's my understanding
it's only gonna get worse.
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I'll be right back.
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Mrs. Sparks, I need your help.
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What's with the gloves?
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So I don't get placenta
on my hands.
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What?
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Thank you.
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Thanks.
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So, I haven't seen you
around in a while.
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Yeah, I've been pretty busy
trying to help Pastor Jeff
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hold things together
at the church.
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Oh. Things okay?
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You know.
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Not as good as they were
when you were there.
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Well, that's nice
of you to say.
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No, I mean that it's chaos.
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I'm sure you'll
pull through.
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Yeah, actually, I got
another job offer.
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Oh.
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First Baptist in Little Rock
is looking for a youth pastor.
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Arkansas.
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That's a big move.
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Well, I'm not sure
I'm gonna take it yet,
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but, um, kind of wanted
to get your advice.
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So you might stay?
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Well, it's a good opportunity,
bigger congregation,
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but I'd miss the kids... Mm.
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and, you know,
the friends I've made.
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Sure. Are you still
seeing that girl?
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The one you babysat?
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Yeah, that one.
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Uh, no, no.
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We, um, we broke up.
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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
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So, what do you think?
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Well, um...
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I would miss
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having you around,
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but I think you need
to follow your heart.
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What if my heart doesn't
know what it wants?
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I don't know.
Pick a different organ.
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Mary Cooper.
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Oh, grow up.
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That's not what I meant.
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Shouldn't you be laying down?
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No, it's good to be
on my feet.
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The doctor said
this could take a while.
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Could you be more specific?
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I have a thing at 5:00.
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Is there anyone else
I can call for you?
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Maybe your mom?
No, I can't deal
with her right now.
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Maybe after they
give me drugs.
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Okay, I'll just keep
trying the Coopers.
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You know, in a way,
you and I are having
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a very similar day.
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Really? How might that be?
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I'm also bringing something
new into the world.
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Although mine does not
involve my privates
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being inspected my strangers.
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Okay. "Tighten strap
until car seat moves
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no more than
half an inch."
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Okay.
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Well, that's more
than half an inch.
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Aw, come on.
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♪ Come on, now, drummer ♪
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♪ I want you to tighten it up
for me now ♪
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♪ Tighten up on that bass, now ♪
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♪ Tighten it up ♪
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♪ You can get it ♪
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♪ Move to your left ♪
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♪ Move to your right ♪
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♪ Tighten it up now ♪
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♪ Everything will be
out of sight ♪
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♪ Tighten it up ♪
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♪ You can get it ♪
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♪ Tighten it up now. ♪
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You've been through this before.
How long does it take?
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Depends. With Billy,
it was days.
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Well, he always has
been a tad slow.
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I just got your message.
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Am I late?
Did I miss it?
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Actually, you're
the first one here.
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Actually, I was
the first one here
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and I'd like to be
the first one to leave.
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So who's back there
with Mandy?
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She's with the doctor.
We gave her some privacy.
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Where the hell's Georgie?
We can't find him.
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What about Mary?
Ain't she at the bowling alley?
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No. Sh-She went out to lunch.
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And speaking of lunch,
we should get to my launch.
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Sheldon, my granddaughter's
about to be born.
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I-I'm not going anywhere.
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Oh, I'm sure Georgie will
get more women pregnant.
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You'll have another chance.
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Walk away.
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Well, I, I guess I'm gonna go.
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Come on, stay.
Keep me company.
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Fine.
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Remember the last time
we were here?
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You mean the night
you gave me a heart attack?
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Stop it.
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I did not give you
a heart attack.
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You gave me something. Well...
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Oh, hey, Mary.
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What's going on?
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Nothing. What's going on
with you?
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Who's with Mandy?
The doctor.
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What are you two
doing out here?
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Waiting on you.
Where have you been?
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I was at lunch.
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Hey.
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I hear we're having a baby.
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What? Did I miss it?
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Where is my dad?
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I ask that question a lot.
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He's not usually late.
260
00:11:31,082 --> 00:11:33,710
My mom's picking me up,
but she's always late.
261
00:11:35,003 --> 00:11:36,879
Hey. Maybe they're together.
262
00:11:36,879 --> 00:11:38,172
Why would they be together?
263
00:11:38,172 --> 00:11:39,632
They could be having
another secret meeting
264
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,092
in the chicken coop.
265
00:11:41,092 --> 00:11:43,511
He's probably running
late at practice.
266
00:11:43,511 --> 00:11:44,846
Okay.
267
00:11:44,846 --> 00:11:48,349
I'm sure they're not together. Okay.
268
00:11:48,349 --> 00:11:50,476
I mean it. Okay.
269
00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:51,603
Shut up, Billy.
270
00:11:51,603 --> 00:11:53,563
Okay.
271
00:11:53,563 --> 00:11:56,107
What is he doing here?
He's a pastor,
272
00:11:56,107 --> 00:11:57,650
and he wanted to be here.
273
00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,694
I mean what is he
doing here with you?
274
00:11:59,694 --> 00:12:02,530
He asked me for some advice,
so we had lunch.
275
00:12:02,530 --> 00:12:04,699
So that's why no one
could find you for hours.
276
00:12:04,699 --> 00:12:06,200
Are you accusing me
of something?
277
00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,368
Is there something
to accuse you of?
278
00:12:07,368 --> 00:12:10,038
Hey, today's the
day of miracles.
279
00:12:10,038 --> 00:12:11,331
Do you really want
to be fighting?
280
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,041
Stay out of this.
281
00:12:13,041 --> 00:12:14,709
We didn't do anything wrong.
282
00:12:14,709 --> 00:12:16,127
I think I'm gonna
head out.
283
00:12:16,127 --> 00:12:17,879
No, he's staying,
you're staying.
284
00:12:17,879 --> 00:12:18,880
What does that mean?
285
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,131
Nothing, just...
286
00:12:20,548 --> 00:12:21,758
Nothing.
287
00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:25,303
What's going on
with you two?
288
00:12:25,303 --> 00:12:27,764
What's going
on with you two?
289
00:12:27,764 --> 00:12:30,975
Last chance. Who wants
to witness science history?
290
00:12:33,144 --> 00:12:35,063
Don't be shy, folks.
291
00:12:41,527 --> 00:12:44,280
You have nine new messages.
292
00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:04,634
Connie?
What are you doing here?
293
00:13:04,634 --> 00:13:06,928
I'm having a baby.
294
00:13:06,928 --> 00:13:08,471
Oh. It's happening?
295
00:13:08,471 --> 00:13:11,349
Kinda. Why are you here?
296
00:13:11,349 --> 00:13:15,728
Uh, I-I had a medical thing.
It-It's been handled.
297
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:17,230
Here, let me help you
to your room.
298
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,148
What kind of thing?
Just a thing.
299
00:13:19,148 --> 00:13:20,400
It's been tended to.
300
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,485
How-how far apart are
your contractions?
301
00:13:22,485 --> 00:13:24,570
Connie, what's going on?
302
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:25,822
It's hemorrhoids, okay?
303
00:13:25,822 --> 00:13:27,657
It's embarrassing,
but here we are.
304
00:13:27,657 --> 00:13:30,785
Hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids,
hemorrhoids!
305
00:13:30,785 --> 00:13:32,203
Happy?
306
00:13:34,872 --> 00:13:37,041
Well, I'm about four
centimeters dilated,
307
00:13:37,041 --> 00:13:38,251
and the doctors
think it could be
308
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,252
another few hours.
309
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:40,837
Well...
310
00:13:42,964 --> 00:13:44,882
Good.
311
00:13:44,882 --> 00:13:47,301
Walk slow.
Oh, okay.
312
00:13:47,301 --> 00:13:49,929
So, how often are you taking
my wife out to lunch?
313
00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:53,224
It was just lunch.
He didn't take me out.
314
00:13:53,224 --> 00:13:55,768
So, who's going to drive me?
'Cause time's a-tickin'.
315
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:58,271
Sheldon, not now.
G-Go check on Mandy.
316
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:01,274
But...
Sheldon, go!
317
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,151
You are being ridiculous.
318
00:14:03,151 --> 00:14:05,194
Am I? I got eyes, Mary.
319
00:14:05,194 --> 00:14:07,572
So do I.
And when I walked in,
320
00:14:07,572 --> 00:14:09,449
you and Brenda were
acting weird.
321
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:10,658
What is that about?
322
00:14:10,658 --> 00:14:11,909
Nothing. It's about nothing.
323
00:14:11,909 --> 00:14:13,703
Yeah, it's nothing.
324
00:14:13,703 --> 00:14:16,998
Is my husband your mystery man?
325
00:14:16,998 --> 00:14:20,126
No.
She's dating someone else.
326
00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:22,044
How do you know that?
She told me.
327
00:14:22,044 --> 00:14:24,964
Why are you talking
to my husband
328
00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:26,382
about your love life?
329
00:14:26,382 --> 00:14:28,259
You know, Mary, you
might want to be careful
330
00:14:28,259 --> 00:14:29,969
about throwing stones,
331
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,846
'cause I've seen
your glass house.
332
00:14:31,846 --> 00:14:33,347
What does that mean?
333
00:14:33,347 --> 00:14:35,683
I saw how upset you were
when this one was on a date.
334
00:14:36,517 --> 00:14:39,562
Really?
What the hell
do you mean, "really"?
335
00:14:39,562 --> 00:14:41,481
What's going on?
Where's Mandy?
336
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,816
Uh, she's fine.
She's in her room.
337
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:46,360
So she's having
a baby by herself
338
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:47,487
while you're all out here?
339
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,697
No, Sheldon's with her.
340
00:14:49,697 --> 00:14:51,782
Unbelievable.
341
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:55,912
George, Mary.
342
00:14:55,912 --> 00:14:57,663
Jim.
It's nice to see you.
343
00:14:57,663 --> 00:14:59,081
Hey, how are you? My name's...
344
00:14:59,081 --> 00:15:00,625
Jim!
Gotta go.
345
00:15:08,299 --> 00:15:10,301
Can't believe this.
346
00:15:11,802 --> 00:15:13,304
Where you going?
Home.
347
00:15:13,304 --> 00:15:16,057
They clearly forgot
about us.
348
00:15:16,057 --> 00:15:18,601
This sucks.
349
00:15:18,601 --> 00:15:20,019
Do you think my mom
and your dad
350
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:21,938
are going to be
boyfriend and girlfriend?
351
00:15:21,938 --> 00:15:23,523
No.
352
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:26,025
If they got married, would
that make us brother and sister?
353
00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:27,610
It's not gonna happen.
354
00:15:27,610 --> 00:15:30,363
Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia
were brother and sister,
355
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:31,614
and they still kissed.
356
00:15:33,074 --> 00:15:34,951
I didn't write it.
357
00:15:36,410 --> 00:15:39,038
Excuse me, does that computer
have a modem?
358
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:42,542
A what?
A modem. It's how you access
the World Wide Web.
359
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:43,543
The what?
360
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,378
It's when your computer wants
361
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:46,671
to talk to another computer,
362
00:15:46,671 --> 00:15:49,632
and it goes...
363
00:15:55,096 --> 00:15:57,056
You mean a fax machine.
364
00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:59,267
It's like I'm from
the future.
365
00:16:06,274 --> 00:16:08,150
What are you doing out here?
366
00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:10,278
I heard Mandy was
having the baby.
367
00:16:10,278 --> 00:16:13,281
Yes, but that happens inside.
368
00:16:13,281 --> 00:16:15,449
I know.
369
00:16:16,492 --> 00:16:17,785
Aren't you going in?
370
00:16:17,785 --> 00:16:19,954
I can't.
371
00:16:19,954 --> 00:16:22,081
Oh, these doors are automated.
372
00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:23,499
You just walk towards them
and they open.
373
00:16:23,499 --> 00:16:25,418
I can't be a dad.
374
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,461
I couldn't even install
a car seat.
375
00:16:27,461 --> 00:16:30,965
Great. You can drive me
to my launch party.
376
00:16:34,010 --> 00:16:35,386
you're doing great, sweetie.
377
00:16:35,386 --> 00:16:37,555
Didn't work 30 years ago,
doesn't work now.
378
00:16:37,555 --> 00:16:39,473
I think I'll just let y'all
have a little family time.
379
00:16:39,473 --> 00:16:40,808
Please stay.
380
00:16:40,808 --> 00:16:42,852
Hey.
381
00:16:42,852 --> 00:16:45,438
Oh, how we doing?
I'm all right.
382
00:16:46,856 --> 00:16:47,857
Are you all right?
383
00:16:47,857 --> 00:16:50,192
I'm fine. Just fine.
384
00:16:50,192 --> 00:16:51,944
Fine? Looked like
your husband was gonna
385
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:54,655
punch out that guy
in the waiting room.
What happened?
386
00:16:54,655 --> 00:16:56,490
When did you get here?
387
00:16:56,490 --> 00:16:57,700
Earlier.
388
00:16:57,700 --> 00:17:00,620
So, who did George almost punch?
389
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,955
Some little fella
with a mustache.
390
00:17:04,415 --> 00:17:06,959
Okay, hang in there,
baby, you're doing great.
391
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,210
What did I just tell you?
392
00:17:08,210 --> 00:17:10,004
I don't know what else to say.
393
00:17:10,004 --> 00:17:12,006
Thank you for doing this.
394
00:17:13,007 --> 00:17:14,592
Mm-hmm.
395
00:17:14,592 --> 00:17:16,594
You know, you wait and you wait
and you wait,
396
00:17:16,594 --> 00:17:18,012
and you think the day's
never gonna come,
397
00:17:18,012 --> 00:17:20,681
and then pow, it's here.
I know.
398
00:17:20,681 --> 00:17:22,391
Everyone thought
I was too young,
399
00:17:22,391 --> 00:17:25,937
that I wouldn't see it through,
but here I am.
400
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,607
To think I almost missed it.
401
00:17:29,607 --> 00:17:32,735
I would have regretted that
for the rest of my life.
402
00:17:38,282 --> 00:17:39,283
Why are we turning around?
403
00:17:42,119 --> 00:17:45,331
Hey.
404
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:46,874
What's going on with you two?
405
00:17:46,874 --> 00:17:48,250
Nothing.
We're fine.
406
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:49,669
You know what,
if you're gonna fight,
407
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,003
can you do it out loud?
408
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,213
'Cause I could really use
the distraction.
409
00:17:52,213 --> 00:17:54,090
No one's fighting.
410
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:58,010
Where is that big needle?
I was promised a big needle.
411
00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,680
I think we're getting close.
Since the father's not here,
412
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,390
I'll go in the delivery room
with you.
413
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,352
Or I'm happy to go,
if you want.
414
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:08,479
I'm not gonna be sitting down
anytime soon.
415
00:18:08,479 --> 00:18:09,897
Georgie will be here.
416
00:18:09,897 --> 00:18:12,441
If he were gonna be here,
he'd be here.
417
00:18:12,441 --> 00:18:14,110
But honestly,
who's surprised?
418
00:18:14,110 --> 00:18:16,070
Well, I'm a little surprised.
419
00:18:16,070 --> 00:18:17,446
Jim, not now.
420
00:18:17,446 --> 00:18:20,241
All right, well,
I can have my own opinion.
421
00:18:20,241 --> 00:18:21,575
I think he's a good kid.
422
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:23,953
You never take my side.
423
00:18:23,953 --> 00:18:25,538
Are you kidding me?!
424
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:28,416
I missed her whole pregnancy
'cause I took your side.
425
00:18:28,416 --> 00:18:30,876
So you're just, you're just
okay with all of this?
426
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:34,088
My daughter is having a baby.
I'm thrilled.
427
00:18:34,088 --> 00:18:36,257
Aw, Dad.
428
00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:40,094
Sorry I'm late.
429
00:18:40,094 --> 00:18:41,595
Oh, no, no, no.
You're right on time.
430
00:18:41,595 --> 00:18:42,555
Told you.
431
00:18:43,431 --> 00:18:45,391
You are completely late, but
I'm really glad you're here.
432
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:47,560
Do you want all
these people around?
433
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,561
No!
434
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:49,895
All right, everybody out.
435
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:51,355
But...
Out.
436
00:18:51,355 --> 00:18:53,566
Uh, we'll be in the
waiting room if you need us.
437
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,568
My advice, take all
the drugs they offer.
438
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:56,652
I plan to.
439
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:01,157
How you doing?
Where were you?
440
00:19:01,157 --> 00:19:03,576
I'm sorry. I was trying
to install the car seat,
441
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:04,952
and I didn't hear the phone.
442
00:19:04,952 --> 00:19:06,912
It's okay, you made it.
443
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:09,874
Did you get it installed?
Sheldon did.
444
00:19:09,874 --> 00:19:11,959
Turns out, it takes a genius.
445
00:19:20,651 --> 00:19:21,736
Mom, sit.
446
00:19:21,736 --> 00:19:24,739
No, no, I'm, I'm good.
447
00:19:25,656 --> 00:19:26,908
She's here.
448
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,912
She's tiny and perfect,
and Mandy's doing great.
449
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,751
Oh, what's her name?
450
00:19:38,169 --> 00:19:39,212
Constance.
451
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,214
Oh...
452
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:45,510
Yes. Thank you.
453
00:19:45,510 --> 00:19:47,094
Is there a middle name?
454
00:19:47,094 --> 00:19:49,055
We're still working on it.
455
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,515
Can we see her?
456
00:19:50,515 --> 00:19:51,891
Well, they're sleeping
right now,
457
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,100
but I'll let y'all know
when they're up.
458
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:55,853
Well, we're gonna be
right here.
459
00:19:55,853 --> 00:19:58,731
So you're a grandma.
460
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:01,025
I know.
461
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:04,612
Let's get you some tissue.
462
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:09,332
I'm gonna stay
at my mom's house tonight.
463
00:20:09,332 --> 00:20:11,751
Fine by me.
464
00:20:11,751 --> 00:20:13,503
I just talked to Dr. Sturgis.
465
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,713
We didn't get
a single subscriber.
466
00:20:15,713 --> 00:20:19,550
My database is
a complete failure.
467
00:20:21,052 --> 00:20:23,096
I know, I'm upset, too.
468
00:20:23,955 --> 00:20:24,955
Where's Missy?
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