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Dunder Mifflin is about to be sold but
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first an investment banker has to drop
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by and sign off on our branch and
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I'm pretty nervous about it and I'm
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making some cosmetic tweaks the
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principles that I'm applying to the
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office are the same ones that have made
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Lady Gaga a star
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hi hello
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computron your answer to everything
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hello hello I see you've made computron
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our virtual helper I'm Michael Scott
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welcome welcome computron is just one of
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the many modern devices that I have
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incorporated into the office
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watch this computron yes what is the
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world's largest ocean
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calculating
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Pacific Pacific Ocean pretty cool huh
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would you like to hang up your coat yes
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there is a rack behind you Mr Ward
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thank you computron feel free to use any
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of the hooks that's enough computron
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okay I thought it was a pretty good idea
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we have Dwight's voice pass through all
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the speaker phones in the office buyer
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walks in thinks that we have a friendly
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super computer who runs the place
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had I actually had a supercomputer
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he might have told me that that was a
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terrible idea
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any messages yes the governor called he
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said thank you
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well tell him I told you so what's the
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second message the treasury called
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Dunder Mifflin paper is being used for
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counterfeit currency that's how good it
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is well that's the price you pay for
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being the best hello Stanley
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hi
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Michael offer me the day off with pay
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said I deserved it for working so hard
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all these years
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I'm gonna have me some nice Cynthia if
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you don't come get these dogs from
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jumping on me I swear I'll go home to my
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wife for the record not on board with
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fake Stanley
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although I get it
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ah this is our creative think space
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Google has one of these what if we ran
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the whole thing
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backwards
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total Paradigm Shift look at that see
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what the little one's doing she's making
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some sweaters for the kittens sometimes
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they get cold at night so
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we try to help them out that's what's
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great about this place got something for
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everyone whether you're into Cutting
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Edge thinking or Pilgrim values would
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you like a kitten he cannot have a
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kitten give him a kitten no plenty of
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kids Angela dated computronk Wild Thing
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I'm allergic to kittens listen I just
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need to check out your warehouse and
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then talk to your HR guy that is pretty
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much the only reason that I came here
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today okay well I thought I'd show you
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around a little bit since you made the
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trip out and I got us reservations at
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Cooper's Seafood you like lobster you've
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had Lobster before right hey they make
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the best Maine Lobster in the world
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they'll love it mulyam and Tel Aviv is
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better no computron actually I think
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Cooper's is the best You're Gonna Love
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It I
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computron computron is truth bow down
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before computron
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once again Dwight has just taken it too
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far who is this Dwight
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