Original subtitles

Dunder Mifflin is about to be sold but

first an investment banker has to drop

by and sign off on our branch and

I'm pretty nervous about it and I'm

making some cosmetic tweaks the

principles that I'm applying to the

office are the same ones that have made

Lady Gaga a star

hi hello

computron your answer to everything

hello hello I see you've made computron

our virtual helper I'm Michael Scott

welcome welcome computron is just one of

the many modern devices that I have

incorporated into the office

watch this computron yes what is the

world's largest ocean

calculating

Pacific Pacific Ocean pretty cool huh

would you like to hang up your coat yes

there is a rack behind you Mr Ward

thank you computron feel free to use any

of the hooks that's enough computron

okay I thought it was a pretty good idea

we have Dwight's voice pass through all

the speaker phones in the office buyer

walks in thinks that we have a friendly

super computer who runs the place

had I actually had a supercomputer

he might have told me that that was a

terrible idea

any messages yes the governor called he

said thank you

well tell him I told you so what's the

second message the treasury called

Dunder Mifflin paper is being used for

counterfeit currency that's how good it

is well that's the price you pay for

being the best hello Stanley

hi

Michael offer me the day off with pay

said I deserved it for working so hard

all these years

I'm gonna have me some nice Cynthia if

you don't come get these dogs from

jumping on me I swear I'll go home to my

wife for the record not on board with

fake Stanley

although I get it

ah this is our creative think space

Google has one of these what if we ran

the whole thing

backwards

total Paradigm Shift look at that see

what the little one's doing she's making

some sweaters for the kittens sometimes

they get cold at night so

we try to help them out that's what's

great about this place got something for

everyone whether you're into Cutting

Edge thinking or Pilgrim values would

you like a kitten he cannot have a

kitten give him a kitten no plenty of

kids Angela dated computronk Wild Thing

I'm allergic to kittens listen I just

need to check out your warehouse and

then talk to your HR guy that is pretty

much the only reason that I came here

today okay well I thought I'd show you

around a little bit since you made the

trip out and I got us reservations at

Cooper's Seafood you like lobster you've

had Lobster before right hey they make

the best Maine Lobster in the world

they'll love it mulyam and Tel Aviv is

better no computron actually I think

Cooper's is the best You're Gonna Love

It I

computron computron is truth bow down

before computron

once again Dwight has just taken it too

far who is this Dwight

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