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-Hello. No, no, no.
-Please, please, please.
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How is this fair? I got up early.
I switched on the geyser, I made coffee.
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-I even woke you up. You remember?
-I know,
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but I have a weekly meeting at 9:00.
Manoj Sir will kill me if I'm late,
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and you can go at 1:00.
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I have to leave on time as well.
What's this?
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You need to be more disciplined, Kavya.
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Okay, Daddy. Next time.
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I really wish I was.
If you were my daughter--
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-If I were your daughter?
-Yes, if you were--
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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Isn't it weird for you to say that
considering the things we did at 3 a.m.--
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Yeah, okay. Fine.
I know where you're going.
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It sounded fine in my head.
But when I said it--
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Why am I explaining myself?
Like, seriously, I'm getting late.
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Fun fact! Fun fact, fun fact.
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"Daddy" is the most searched keyword
on Pornhub.
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You know what it is in India?
Quick, quick.
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Guess, guess, guess.
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I don't know. Boob?
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-Dhruv!
-"Bhabhi"!
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-What?
-"Bhabhi" is the most searched keyword.
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Thanks for telling me that.
Now come out fast. I need to go.
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And will you eat scrambled eggs?
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Can you make French toast, please?
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No, they take a lot of time,
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-and I need to iron my clothes.
-I'll iron your clothes.
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Please make it,
it'll take two extra minutes.
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-It's Monday morning. I need some boost.
-Yeah, fine.
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Glutton.
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Stop singing that song!
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It's stuck in my head also, dude!
I need to get it out.
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These are really, really nice, dude.
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What is this, Dhruv?
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-What happened?
-This. Can't you see? Are you blind?
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How did this happen, man?
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You should have checked the iron
before using it.
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Now I have to wear this crumpled shirt
and go.
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And how many times have I told you
not to leave these here?
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Wear something else, Kavya.
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I don't have anything else to wear.
Nothing else is ironed.
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And I am running super late, anyway.
So selfish, Dhruv.
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Just finish your stupid toasts.
Have a nice day!
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The doors are about to close.Please come in.
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Seventh floor.
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I think that's a good idea.
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Kavya, you're late again.
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Have a seat.
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Like I was saying, let's have the clients
to sign off the order size first.
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Otherwise, we'll start processing,
and they'll have some last-minute changes.
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You know how the clients are.
Sana, you can make a note of it.
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How many times
should I send identification?
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I've already sent it thrice.
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No, dude.
The permanent address is in Delhi!
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I've already told you this.
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Look, sort it out quickly. It shouldn't
take so much time to renew a passport.
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Thank you.
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What's up?
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What's wrong? Why are you making
that face? Did Uber have surge pricing on?
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Don't start with me, man.
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Fine.
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Anyway, my RAM isn't working. Okay?
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I'm very busy.
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It's just been a shitty morning.
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First, I had a fight with Kavya
over something stupid,
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and then this passport renewal mess.
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That's the thing about girls, right?
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Saloni is also very weird in the morning.
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Will you stop comparing
your one-night stands
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to my two-year-long relationship?
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I have something for you.
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Where is it? Yeah.
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Here. Isn't this yours?
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Funny, dude. Very mature.
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Very mature.
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Listen.
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Hey, Aakash, listen, man.
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What is it?
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-Did you get any e-mail from Stockholm?
-Not yet. And you?
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No, man.
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Kavya! Did you find out
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why the Eternity Mall guys
haven't replied to us on the pricing?
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I'm just following up on that, sir!
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Why can't I find the stupid e-mail, man?
I swear I sent it.
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When did you send it?
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Sometime last week. I cc'd you on it, no?
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Kavya.
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Why are you wearing just one earring?
Did you drop the other one somewhere?
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Shit, shit, shit. I can't lose these.
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These are the ones Dhruv gifted me
on my birthday.
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These are the VelvetCase ones?
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-Yeah.
-Oh, shit.
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-Hey, the Stockholm e-mail is here!
-What are you saying?
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Yes!
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White chicks, white chicksWhat you gonna do?
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What you gonna do when I come for you?
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What's up?
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-I didn't get through, dude.
-Yeah, right. Don't bullshit me.
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"I regret to inform you that your paper,
'The Injectivity of Isometric Numbers'
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has not been accepted for presentation
at 27th Nordic Congress--"
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Enough, dude.
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My paper's not getting accepted, dude.
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Dude, I'm sure
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we'll figure something out.
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If my papers are not getting cleared,
how will I get a degree?
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That doesn't matter. How could you
send them our internal costing?
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You were supposed to send the quotes.
No wonder they haven't replied.
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They'll come back with some shitty pricing
now that they know our costs.
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I know, sir.
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I must have forwarded them
the wrong attachment.
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This is some seriously shoddy work,
Kavya. Seriously.
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This is the second time this month
that such a thing has happened.
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It's such a huge order for the company.
Why couldn't you be more careful?
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What's happened to you?
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I'm sorry, sir.
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I mean, Dhruv,
there are many options, man.
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Illinois, Ohio, Toronto.
There are so many other options.
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Those are all the difficult ones, man.
This was an easy backup.
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Let me get you something.
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-Aakash, don't joke now.
-Wait.
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Please don't do it, man.
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What the fuck?
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Exactly. Look at this beauty.
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This is Rao Sir's
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special stash.
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I refill it from time to time
with Coke and water.
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Come, let's have a few drinks.
We'll fix your mood.
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Let's have biryani.
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Will you have some?
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Yeah.
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-Keema or Afghani? Tell me.
-Anything. You're paying, either way.
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Fine, it's my treat.
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Let me just check.
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Little App has 30 percent off on Keema.
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-Keema it is.
-Wait, wait.
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We aren't going out to eat, are we?
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-I need to work on these applications.
-No. It's not a dine-in offer.
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It's a delivery.
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Listen... make it three, man.
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-Three biryanis?
-Yeah, make it three.
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Sure?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Madam,
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there's a parcel from Dhruv.
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I know I don't deservea gold medal in ironing.
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But I have a decent track recordin gluttony.
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Sending you some of me, packed in a box.
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Ate too much, right?
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Drank a lot too, man.
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That's fine.
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Whiskey, biryani, kebab.
Perfect afternoon.
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I know.
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Just needed some Jagjit Singh, right?
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And babes.
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Once upon a time, there was a boycalled Dhruv who was very nervous
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{\an8}because he was racingthe fastest boy in town.
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{\an8}The winner of the race would win100 Twix bars, 50 shawarmas,
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40 French toasts and 50 momos.
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Given that these wereall of his favorite things,
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Dhruv was in no mood to lose.
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But how do you defeatthe fastest boy in town?
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The race started, and at the halfway mark,Dhruv started to feel very tired.
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He couldn't run any longer.
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But then Dhruv suddenly heardsomebody cheering his name loudly
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from the sidelines. "Dhruv! Dhruv! Dhruv!"
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Amidst the huge crowd,his eyes locked in on his best friend,
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the Biryani Monster,who with all her might
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was cheering for him.
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Something happened to Dhruvand he started to believe in himself
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{\an8}and he ran and ranlike he'd never run before.
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{\an8}Before he knew it,he had defeated the fastest boy in town
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and was celebrating his victorywith his best friend, the Biryani Monster.
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As the two of them hugged, his best friendwhispered into his ear,
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"You will never walk alone."
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-What the hell are you doing?
-What the fuck! You scared me!
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Biryani Monster! Come here.
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-Are you wearing my jewelry?
-I'm Bappi Da, bro.
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Shit, is that my earring?
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Yeah, you left it here this morning.
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Shit, I thought I'd lost it.
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Stop talking so much.
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Dance, bro. And this is how you get a song
out of your head.
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Your shirt is looking really good.
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I'm sorry, dude.
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But how did this happen?
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-Don't laugh. You know I didn't--
-It's funny.
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You have no idea
how boring it gets at work.
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And anyway, I was distracted.
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I told myself that I'll not be
on Facebook more than 15 minutes
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-then I saw this really cool--
-Of course.
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Shut up. I saw this really cool article
about 10 places to visit under 5000 bucks.
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And I started reading the article
and planning a holiday.
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And then I got distracted.
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My concentration said,
"Bye-bye, Kavya. I'll see you later."
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But you can't be on Facebook
when you're working.
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-It's as simple as that. Wait.
-Thanks.
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Even I'm always on Facebook.
You know what?
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Download this app called SelfControl.
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Aakash uses it all the time.
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You just have to feed in your work hours,
and it just blocks Facebook.
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Even if you delete the app
you still can't access it.
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Jugaad.
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That'll make my day
a million times more boring.
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But then you won't screw up like this.
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That's true. Thanks... Daddy.
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You know,
that thing really turns me on, dude.
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-It really, really, really turns me on.
-Shut up.
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-You know what I did after lunch today?
-What?
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I gifted my boss Fifty Shades of Grey
as an anonymous person.
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What? Are you mad or what?
Like, seriously?
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As you know, madness is like gravity.
All you need is a little push.
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-Batman.
-What Batman? Say Dark Knight.
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Yeah, same thing.
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By the way,
your boss can figure out it's you.
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You know, he just has to register
one complaint
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and he'll know.
Ms. Kavya Kulkarni, you are so screwed.
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-Are you serious?
-Yes.
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So, do something.
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Put your PhD to some use.
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Overrule the command.
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-What?
-Cancel the order.
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Oh, yeah! That was easy, man.
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Shit.
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For a moment I was shit scared.
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But don't worry! Your maths program...
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Ganit, ganit, ganit.
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Yeah. In your ganit program
keep using jugaad.
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-Cartoon, it's not jugaad!
-Of course it is jugaad.
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Not jugaad. There's a word for it.
Wait, I'll tell you.
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-What is it?
-What is it?
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Say.
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I don't know.
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So, what's for dinner?
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-I'm not that hungry.
-Don't say that.
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I'll just reheat the French toast
and eat it.
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Those are... gone.
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Where?
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Dhruv.
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They were tasty. I was really hungry,
so I was like, "Fuck it,
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I'll eat it."
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-What do I eat now?
-Oh, do you want pasta?
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-Are you making it?
-Yeah, I'll make it.
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-You want?
-Okay, cool. Fine.
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I'll come and chop the vegetables.
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Actually, no. No. I'm not gonna do that.
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Thought so.
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You go. You do everything.
I'll just talk to you and distract you.
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-Of course. Sorted.
-Sorted.
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