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Standard!

Standard!

Come and get your Standard! Standard, sir?

Standard! Biggest gold heist of the century!

Oh, thank you very much, sir.

Standard! Come and get your Standard!

Biggest gold heist of the century!

"The Metropolitan Police are this morning investigating"

"what is believed to be one of the biggest armed robberies of all time."

"They are searching for a blue van which was seen in the area at the time"

"and is believed to be connected..."

"Police say there's no real evidence to go on."

"The robbery was not captured on camera"

"and is believed to have been meticulously planned by a professional gang."

"Believed to be one of the biggest armed robberies..."

"Among items stolen from the east London storage facility..."

A professional job, and we suspect ex-military.

Reported to be 7,000 gold bars.

"The robbery has been described..." It was surreal.

Like watching ourselves in a movie.

The whole world talking about us,

painting pictures of dangerous criminals specialising in armed robbery.'

"We will very much be ensuring that these criminals are brought to justice."

"We will bring the full force of the law down on

upon them for the crimes they have carried out."

All right, boys.

First things first, couple of loose ends to tie up. Yeah.

Phil, you're in charge of the getaway vehicle. What, lick of paint, change the reg?

Destroy it. Destroy it, obviously, as well. I was about to say that, Clive.

Mick, are you... Do you wanna do that with me? Yeah, consider me there, mate.

Alberto, me old mucker!

Your job... Yeah?

Is to make sure your brother-in-law keeps his mouth shut.

The filth are gonna be right up his arse. You need to make sure it's clean.

Yeah. Def...

I-In sort of, in what way clean?

It means make sure Sidney doesn't rat.

Right. Sorry. Got ya. It was all the arse stuff, it threw me off!

Yeah. Got ya.

You boys have done very well.

Very well indeed! Thank you! Thank you.

But there's a lot of work left to do.

It's just the beginning. Yeah, it's just the beginning.

Really? Cos I felt like it was more like the end,

just because we've already got everything we needed, I thought.

I can see how you're feeling, Alberto.

If you wanna take the money and run, there's no shame in that.

No shame in that whatsoever.

Leave us to deal with the gold. There's a good few grand in there.

You can take it, leave the dirty work to us.

Easier for ya. Yeah, I mean... Could I? Cos that'd be...

Absolutely. Yeah? Yeah.

We can do an even split.

You take the money, we take the gold.

If I'm honest, that's a huge relief because I'm not really built for all this,

so thank you very much. Absolutely. We can do an even split. A-A-A-Aye!

I'm gonna have to tell you to hold your horse here, pal.

We need to talk about this decision amongst us, as friends.

How much is that gold worth?

That's a piece of gold. That's a ring.

How much is the ring worth? 200 quid?

- So you go one... - Two, three, four, five...

That's a grand. Joey... All right!

Do you know what? We can make a decision on who takes the gold...

after the evidence is destroyed. Sleep on it.

Tomorrow night we meet back here. Back here tomorrow night.

What sort of time you thinking? Seven.

Of course. In the meantime,

keep your heads down. Yep. No talking to each other.

In the case of Mick and Phil, are we allowed

to talk while we're in the van together?

Is that permitted? Obviously because it'll

be quite complicated if we can't have a chat.

He was joking.

I'm not joking. What have I told you about asking stupid questions?

Looks like they came in and exited through the main door.

The CCTV was turned off,

it may be just bad luck, but it got me thinking

about the possibility of an inside job.

There's a few things that don't really add up here, Guv.

Well, that's only ifs and maybes, innit, Thread?

This is what's happening. Me and the boys are

gonna go round and do a synchronised smashdown

on everyone in the area who's got armed robbery on their records.

Well, just before we do that, I think it might

be worth doing a recreation with the guards.

Go through everything that happened,

where everyone was.

A reconstruction. What do you mean?

Like a school play?

It can be quite useful to see everyone's movements.

For example, how the robbers were able to get in

through the main door without having to force it.

OK, fine.

But if that doesn't work, I want every armed

robber on my desk first thing Monday morning.

Are we clear? Yeah.

Fuck!

"Our main story is still the biggest gold heist in history last night,

"where a number of gold bars, thought to be worth £30 million

"were stolen from a storage compound in east

"London." 30 million? Did you hear that? 30 million.

That's a lot more than what Clive said it was worth.

He must not have realised. That, or he's pulling down our pants.

He's not gonna pull down the pants of someone that he respects, his right-hand man,

someone that's part of the Firm.

What, Joey? No, me! Everyone knows I'm part of the Firm, Mick!

Let me be clear here, mate. I don't need no help pulling my pants down.

I can pull my pants down on my own.

You tell Clive, he's coming for my pants, have a big breakfast, son!

And bring an army with ya, cos you'll need em!

Mick, breathe for a bit.

Where the fuck are we? It's a little place Big Mick likes to call...

the middle of nowhere.

This thing is gonna go up like a dragon's arsehole.

So, what, is this gonna blow up or just burn out?

Phil, Phil, please, mate. What?

Just show a little patience, please.

Ah, I love em.

I get some of my best thinking done looking into the flames of a fire.

How long is this gonna take? Hours, mate. I ain't got a time.

Hours? Hours, mate! It takes as long as it takes.

That was really loud.

Don't worry, mate. There's no prying ears here. We're in the middle of nowhere.

We might as well be on the moon.

Right, where have you stashed the car?

Pardon me? Why is that my responsibility? You're in charge of transport, boy.

You didn't think about stashing a car to get home? It's not my job to think!

I really worry about what's going on in your head.

That's not fair! You're grouchy, you're being out of order.

I'm not listening to you when you're like this! We're in the fucking moors!

I know we're in the... And also, our A to Z's in

there, so now we don't know where we're going.

Great! That's from the library, so that's a fine!

Well, do you wanna get it? No, it's on fire now, you plum!

If we just take the cash, we can be out of here. We don't need the gold.

Well, you've stolen it now, darling. You've done the hard part.

But I didn't know what I was stealing, did I?

It could be from the Royal Treasury for all we know. That's like killing a swan.

People get hung for that sort of thing. No-one gets hung for killing a swan.

I wish I'd never got involved in this. We were happy enough before all this.

Were we? Well...

30 million pound that gold's worth.

30! Sidney, shut up! "Biggest Gold Heist of the Century!" Great!

There's a cafe full of people! They think we're

ex-military because it was so well organised.

Maybe I should be in the military. Or MI5.

I could get one of those James Bond exploding pens that blows yer hand off.

Sidney, stop running your mouth. Just shut up, Sidney.

You two need to calm down. Look, they haven't got anything on us.

"Highly organised."

"Highly organised" they call us. Well, me

technically, because it was my job, wasn't it?

Fuck, it's Saunders! It's Saunders!

Saunders! Don't! Put it in the bin!

What are you doing?

Albert!

Albert, get up! Why do I have to be out?

You have to be up here running a cafe like normal! Great

Why does he get to hide? Tash, I'm gonna stay down here.

Ssh! Don't tell him I'm here.

Morning, Natasha, love. You all right? Yeah!

Good. Yeah.

I'm noticing you had a bit of salmon on the menu today.

Me and Albert just, erm, love it. Oh, I love a bit of salmon.

Where's Albert? Here I am.

Running my cafe, as usual! How you doing, Albert?

Yeah, good. Classic day at the cafe, really! Good, good, good.

What can we get ya, Inspector? Just the usual, please, Tash. Soft egg, Alb.

Yep. Got ya. Yeah. I'll just go and do that now, then!

So, how's it going? Not bad, Tash.

Got me work cut out, as you can see, today.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I heard about that one.

Any leads? Fuck all at the moment, girl.

But mark my words, Tash,

we'll get em.

Good.

You had any suspicious-looking characters in here over the past few weeks?

Actually, yeah.

Erm... A couple of days ago, actually.

There was some really suspicious-looking people.

Suspicious how, Tash?

Oh, erm...

talking quietly.

Some of them were wearing sunglasses.

Sunglasses? Yeah.

Anything else, Tash? Accents. Some of em had accents.

Funny accents? Yeah. There you go. Softest egg in the East End for ya!

Even tucked in an extra sausage for you there.

Oh, did you want a sauce? Brown sauce. Brown sauce!

Absolutely incredible choice.

You always have brown sauce. I actually always

have brown sauce, as well. I love the stuff.

Er, yeah, I have it with, like,

even just, obviously fry-ups and that,

but even fish and chips some...

Well, not with the fish. That wouldn't really

work, would it? Not for me. Nah, same here.

There we go.

Brown sauce? Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry!

What's wrong with me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ah, God!

Here we go. I-Is that enough for ya? That's lovely. Yeah. Here we go.

What do I owe you, son? Oh, no, don't...

Yeah, no. Don't offend me! It's on the house!

Yeah, your money's no good here.

Be lucky. Cheers, Chief! All right.

You can do it, mate.

Out the way! Fucking ridiculous! It's a dance, mate!

You gotta smile, you gotta own it! Own it!

Are you going to London, mate?

So degrading! We should just steal a car, get home.

Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Hey, hey!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Don't shout at me! You don't shout at me!

Don't shout at me! I'm sick of your shoutin'!

I'm done with this! We are not stealing a car. We just destroyed one stolen car!

We steal another car, we've got to destroy that!

Then we're in a vicious circle of destroying car after car, mate!

Phil! Philip!

Philip Grant Pocket, you come back here!

Alberto!

The man himself. Joey!

Also the man himself, as well.

Well, the better man, if anything!

My better half! No, that's... Not like that.

I saw the filth were in here earlier, sniffing about. Ah, God, yeah.

No, that's just Saunders. He's always in here, just, er...

He was just asking if we've heard anything. Bloody pig!

Too right! Too right!

What did you tell him? Well, nothing. You know me,

the old, er, slaving away, chained to the hobs, pots and pans. Yeah.

Tasha done really well, so, yeah.

What, you told your missus?

No, yeah, no, Sidney told her.

Sidney? Yeah. Where is he?

Have you seen him?

No.

Are you sure?

Erm, no, yeah, no.

"Yeah, no" what? Why do you keep saying "yeah, no"?

I don't know! It's really out of character.

I never say that usually. Erm, I'm trying to think.

Yesterday I saw him...

No, you're right. I saw him today, as well. Yeah. No.

God, I... Yeah, yesterday... I think I saw him both days

and that's where the confusion was, I think.

Er, so, yeah. No, he's all great.

Nothing to worry about. Right. Not that

you'd worry about it. You probably never worry.

So I can tell Clive you're on top of it all, yeah? Yeah, well, not just me, but...

But, yes, completely.

Just looking forward to it all being over, i-if I'm honest.

In a good way, though. I-In a really good way.

30 million they think it's worth.

Well, it won't be worth that much, Tash.

You know what the press are like. Yeah, Tash!

You know what the press are like, man. They're always yapping about and exaggera

Look after yourself, yeah? Yeah.

Alberto!

Joey!

See you tomorrow, man. Mate.

Nice. Really well handled.

I thought so.

I can't wait to put a bullet in that cunt's head.

Sidney first,

then the rest.

Sidney Wilson?

If you'd like to come with us. W-What...

What's this about?

OK, so the entry point was via the shutters.

So, who opened the shutters?

Oh, yeah, that was me.

What's your name, sunshine?

Wilson. Sidney Wilson.

Did you get a good look at em, Sidney?

No. D-Didn't see any of them at all. Erm, no.

Well, what did they sound like, Sidney?

I didn't hear... I didn't hear them, either. I didn't...

You mean they didn't say anything, Sidney?

No funny accents or nothing like that?

Accents? They did have accents.

Yes. They was northern.

Cos they came in and they...

sort of said, erm,

"Get on the floor and open the shutters!"

They told you to get on the floor and open the shutters? The shutters were closed?

Yeah, yeah, no, cos they, erm...

Cos the shutters are always closed,

so, erm, at that point, they would've been closed,

cos there's no reason why I would've opened them for them

cos I didn't know they were even gonna come.

You must've got a good look at the others,

so how many were there in total, Sidney?

No, cos, erm, cos I wasn't near the window

when they... When the van came in, I wasn't near the window.

Where were you? I was, where I was, actually, was just,

I was standing over here,

so I was... Where the window is, I didn't really...

Can you demonstrate?

Yeah, I was just... I was just here, like,

erm, just leaning here, I think. OK.

Would you mind pressing the button, Sidney? Press... Press the button?

So I just, erm,

just stand like that and then just pressed it,

and then press that.

Is that how you would normally press the button?

Yeah. Yeah. What, you would stand like that in the corner, facing that way?

It's... It's just how I stand.

That's not how you stand. Stay out of this, Jonathan!

Are you lying to us, Sidney? No.

No-one in the history of standing and pressing buttons

has ever stood like that and pressed a button that way, Sidney.

Well, maybe I was sitting down.

Maybe I was... I could've maybe been like that.

Well, you're all free to go. Thanks for coming.

Not you, Steak and Kidney.

You're coming for a nice ride in the van.

Is this because of the button thing?

Did I tell you about Josie from school? No.

She has been

running about with that Tony. Hello?

What? What, Tony with the small eyes?

I heard from Sally that he is good friends with John.

OK. What, John her ex?

They met at their engagement party two years ago.

Tash, he's obviously had his small eyes on her this whole time!

That's what I heard.

Tash, I'm telling you a story.

Gimme a sec.

It's Sidney. He's at the station.

What? I knew this would happen! Can we just give it all back?

What, you're gonna go to the police station and hand in three tons of gold? No!

Like, maybe just wait till after hours and go to the doorstep

and just leave it there with a letter saying I'm really sorry?

We should've just taken the cash instead of the gold. Doesn't matter now, does it?

Because if he grasses, then we're all fucked.

Literally, up the arse, because they love doing

that in prison. You, as well. It's not just the men.

Women... I mean, I don't know if it's up

the arse or whatever your version is, but...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's OK. Yeah.

It's OK.

Look at me. Yeah.

No-one's getting fucked up the arse. Promise? Mm-hm.

Right.

What's that you got there? I think we need to start taping interviews. Do what?

So you can listen to everything I've said in

there? Well, yeah. You're mad, ain't ya?

Not on my watch, girl.

You don't wanna record this, trust me. It's gonna be a brutal couple of hours.

I think we need to be delicate on how we approach him. We don't want him to clam up.

Look, you go in there being all delicate with your questions

and your lovely little fringe and your plum jacket,

he'll play you like a fool.

You see, men like Steak and Kidney, they're not intimidated by Old Bill.

They're intimidated by brute force.

He seemed pretty intimidated earlier.

When I'm finished with that long streak of piss,

he'll be curled up on the floor in the foetal position,

crying for his mummy.

Watch and learn.

You know what job I did

before I joined the police force, Sidney?

I was in the war, son.

Korea.

1950 to 1953.

And I broke many a man.

Harder than you. Tougher than you.

Maybe not as tall as you.

I'll give you the names.

All of em.

What, really?

But I want total anonymity.

Don't mess me around, son! Do you understand?

I just said I'd give you the information!

When I want shit from you, I will squeeze your fucking head!

Now start talking!

I'm confused because I've just said I'll give you

the names, and this all seems very unnecessary.

Start talking! Write all the names down now!

Well, have you got a pencil or...?

Don't mess with me, Sidney,

cos I'm gonna open you up like a tin of plum tomatoes.

It would be easier if I had a table to write on, so I'm just...

That's all the names.

You've done the right thing there, boy.

We've decided to accept your offer.

We'll take the cash. But... But...

we want protection. Protection.

And we want a guarantee that you and your

boys will leave us alone forever. Forever!

Yeah, I'm still not sold on the repeating thing.

It just throws it off a little bit. You don't

like it? I liked it. I thought it was dramatic.

I thought it was good. One thing, though,

I'm gonna still be working with them,

so that's something that we do need to iron out in the small print. Yeah.

I think it's a no-brainer, though, innit? They're

getting the gold, so they should go for it.

I'm just gonna say it now,

does anyone else here think we're getting the fuzzy end of the lollipop?

Like we could be asking for more cash? Yes.

Not this again. I feel like it's fine how it is.

No, that's a good point. Maybe I could chuck in a promotion.

Let's sort the deal out and then maybe jump in after that.

What are you boys thinking about the pacing? I like it personally.

It's disorientating, like there's a fly in the

room and you're just trying to, "Where is it?"

Right, OK, but apart from that, we're all agreed, OK,

stick to the plan, cut all ties and we'll take the cash. OK?

Deal.

Hello, Clive. Joey.

You're both nicked.

Put your hands up.

"Police have arrested two men in connection with an armed robbery in east London."

"The men are thought to have stolen up to £30 million pounds' worth of gold bullion."

"Forces say these are well-known criminals"

"who police believe are responsible for a number of crimes."

That doesn't sound like Sidney.

It's Clive and Joey.

For the first time in his life, Sidney had come up trumps,

giving Clive and Joey's names to the police,

but in the same breath left us with a three-ton golden albatross around our necks

and no idea how to get rid of it.'

♪ We know

♪ Which way you're going

♪ We know

♪ Which way you're going

♪ Brothers on the slide

♪ We know

♪ Which way you're going. ♪

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