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(ominous music)
(fire crackling)
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(wolf howling)
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(suspenseful music)
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(Kung Fu Virgin screams)
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(foot thuds)
(Monk groans)
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(foot thuds)
(Monk groans)
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(Monk grunting)
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(Monk screaming)
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(foot thuds)
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(Kung Fu Virgin groans)
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(Kung Fu Virgin speaking
in foreign language)
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(unicorn grunting)
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(woman speaking in foreign language)
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(unicorn neighs)
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(unicorn neighs)
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(Kung Fu Virgin groans)
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(unicorn scoffing)
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(ominous rock music)
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(fire crackling)
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? One, two, three, four ?
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(rock music)
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? Gotta tell me when
you're ready to rumble ?
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? Gotta tell me when
you're ready to roll ?
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? Find another way get into the cycle ?
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? Find another way to get out of control ?
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Find a, I'm sorry who wrote these lyrics?
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Because it's just, it's
complete and utter ballsack.
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I quite like the bit, the
bit I liked quite a lot
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was when the music, it went up,
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(Stoner snoring)
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and then it went down, and then faster,
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that piece, I liked it.
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Does anyone in the actual
band like this song?
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Yeah.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Well, no what if, what
if you guys dressed up
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as instruments and then you dressed up
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the instruments like people?
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And then you could be
the first ever instrument
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playing human, instrument
playing human band,
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that's pretty sick.
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(bong bubbling)
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Where did you even come from?
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(Stoner coughs)
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Does, do we have anything else?
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All right, we've been
working on a new one.
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Oh, thank fuck.
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BAND MEMBER: It's only rough,
it's just, just an idea.
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Let's hear it.
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Okay.
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(ominous guitar music)
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? Everyone thing around
me turned to stone ?
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? Left to my heart broken all alone ?
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? I need to get out of here ?
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? Clear up my mind ?
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? Leave what's been hurting me ?
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? Before I go blind ?
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STONER: That was amazing man.
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It was like a fucking bag of AIDS.
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I could, I could play it again.
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No, please don't, otherwise
I'll have to strangle you
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with your guitar strings.
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Oscar, can I have a word in my office.
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? Three, four ?
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Take a seat.
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Do you know how many
different kinds of putter
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there are in the game of golf?
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I've never felt like
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that's something I might need to know.
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There's blade putters,
center-shafted, mallet putters,
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the list goes on.
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Yes, it does rather.
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Why do you think
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there's so many different
types to choose from?
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Umm.
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Because it's important to
find the right kind of putter
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to suit your individual style.
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The correct tool to get the job done.
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I'm sure you see where
I'm going with all this.
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I wouldn't be too sure.
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He's telling you that you're fired.
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Got it, bravo!
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I'm afraid you simple don't fit in, Oscar.
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What?
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Consider this an opportunity
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to take the time to branch out.
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Now my cousin Ramsey's place.
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Don't ask for a discount, he's,
he's not my favorite cousin.
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Too-da-loo, too-da-lo.
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(rock music)
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(ominous music)
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(birds chirping)
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(car horn honking)
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(Oscar gasps)
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(mellow rock music)
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Must be Thursday.
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(gentle rock music)
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? Here comes another Monday ?
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? Just lying here in bed ?
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? Think I'll call in sick today ?
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? Sit out on the front porch ?
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? With my old guitar ?
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? Just passing the time today ?
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Stupid band, I don't need
those fuckers anyway.
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Who the fuck needs to be in a band?
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Just be a lead singer, fuck 'em.
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Oh hey, Oz.
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How was band practice?
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OSCAR: Yeah, it was fucking brilliant.
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I got kicked out, so that's great.
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Ooh, steak knives.
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OSCAR: Where's Tim, his car's not outside?
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Yeah, he left just after you did.
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OSCAR: Do you know where Misty is?
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He took her with him.
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Where's the sofa?
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He took that too.
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I thought it was odd at the time,
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but you know Tim, he's
always rearranging things.
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Balls.
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Oh, Oz, he's run off on you hasn't he?
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Fucking cockwomble.
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Yeah, look don't worry about him.
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He's a loser.
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Look, you're free now.
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You get to concentrate on your music.
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You know be that awesome rock star
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that you always wanted to be.
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The band kicked me out.
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Oh, right.
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Wait here.
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There is a silver lining.
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What we have here is
an A-grade, cast iron,
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and rock solid excuse to get
shitfaced on a school night.
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(upbeat rock music)
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? Gettin' called in the office ?
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? Boss gotta talk to me ?
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? He said times are tough ?
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? And I'm gonna have to let you be ?
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? I know that you were a good one ?
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? And this really isn't very much fun ?
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? But here's your pink slip ?
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? And a little luck wish from me. ?
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(suspenseful music)
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(group speaking in foreign language)
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I, I think I had too many martinis.
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Martuni, martinis, what's a martuni?
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Silence slum.
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Let the summoning commence.
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(thunder rumbling)
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Uh, this is making me a
little bit uncomfortable.
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Do you think we could have
like a safe word or something?
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It's just-
It's about the blood, Oz.
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(group speaking in foreign language)
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Your blood, yes.
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(chains rattling)
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Hello, could somebody help me please?
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Hello!
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(unicorn grunting)
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(group speaking in foreign language)
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(Oscar groans)
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You're up early?
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It's 4:30.
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In that case I'm going back to bed.
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RAIN: No, you don't.
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No, please. (groans)
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Here, come on.
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What, no.
Drink it.
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It looks like mucus.
Drink.
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Ah, it's smells like feet.
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(Oscar groaning)
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Drink it, it'll make you feel better.
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See.
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(Oscar coughs)
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Yuck.
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That is disgusting.
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Are you going somewhere?
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Oh, yeah, Bo and I, we're
doing a dirty weekend.
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Who's Bo?
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My fiance.
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(laughs) Okay.
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How much did we drink last night exactly?
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Ah!
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You should come with us.
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Yeah.
No way.
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Sounds like a terrible idea.
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Besides I'd just be third wheeling anyway.
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Oh, well I just might get
Bo to bring his hot cousin.
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No, no, and no.
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Self-pity and ice cream for me.
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Besides where are you going anyway?
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Uh, the place that you recommended.
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I don't recommend places.
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Recommending's like not my thing.
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RAIN: Are you still drunk?
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No.
On the fridge,
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you put it there.
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What's he look like anyway?
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Huh.
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Yeah.
Maybe I will come.
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Oh.
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Besides it's not exactly
like a weekend away
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in a cabin in the woods is
gonna kill anyone is it?
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? Please won't ya show me some jobs ?
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? With a choice a human can have ?
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? Without joining the mob ?
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Uh, guys, seriously.
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Driving here.
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? Won't ya give me a job,
won't ya give me a job ?
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Do you want me to drive for you?
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Let's just get there as fast as we can.
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(engine roars)
(metal pops)
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? Kids at home and I'm about ?
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Oh, balls.
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? Think I'm gonna rob
a bank or something ?
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(birds chirping)
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WHEELS: Hold, hold, hold hold it.
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Where?
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What's, what's that?
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Shoot it, shoot it!
Where?
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Right there!
Where?
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Oh, fuckin' follow my fingers, just shoot!
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Oh yeah.
(arrow thuds)
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Oh, you fuckin' missed.
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What is wrong with you?
Fuck!
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Ah, shut up.
I never fuckin' miss.
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Shut up, you fuckin' did.
228
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No, I fuckin' nicked it.
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You didn't fuckin' nick it.
I did.
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CAMERON: Where is it then?
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If I didn't nick it why
did it take off like that?
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Because it could hear the fuckin' arrow-
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Stop!
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What the fuck?
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What in tarnation?
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That is something you don't
fuckin' see every day.
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Uh, no.
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(suspenseful music)
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(Wheels screams)
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Holy shit, holy shit!
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I got you.
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Holy shit!
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(Wheels screaming)
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Fuck me.
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(suspenseful music)
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(eerie rock music)
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? In the dark where no one goes ?
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? She looked at him ?
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? He's dead straight over here ?
250
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? The lights went dark
and he left her for dead ?
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Guys, stop.
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It feels like we're exercising
and I don't do exercising.
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BO: What are we supposed
to do get an Uber?
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There is no reception here remember?
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Oh, hey, there's a car.
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Hey, hey, hey, I'll get it.
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(car horn honking)
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You fuckin' twat!
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Fuckers!
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(Driver laughing)
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(car thuds)
Whoa!
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Fuck!
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? Her purse and got herself gone ?
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Fuck me.
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Better not of scratching
the fucking detail.
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(Cameron groaning)
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Just, just move you over
here, you'll be good.
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(Driver humming)
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(car door thuds)
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(car engine roaring)
271
00:19:44,145 --> 00:19:47,145
(suspenseful music)
272
00:19:59,251 --> 00:20:02,168
(unicorn neighing)
273
00:20:05,526 --> 00:20:07,943
(rock music)
274
00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:28,859
Nice ride.
275
00:20:45,955 --> 00:20:47,743
Need a ride.
276
00:20:47,743 --> 00:20:49,603
Yeah, man, that' be great.
277
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,713
I've been hunting unicorns.
278
00:20:56,900 --> 00:20:59,310
She's been hunting unicorns.
279
00:20:59,310 --> 00:21:00,860
CAMERON: Where are ya going?
280
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:06,360
(laughs) Plenty of room, hop in.
281
00:21:11,827 --> 00:21:14,328
? She looked at him the dead ?
282
00:21:14,328 --> 00:21:17,161
(muffled signing)
283
00:21:19,943 --> 00:21:24,943
? His lights went dark
and left her for dead ?
284
00:21:34,462 --> 00:21:37,910
So are you from around these parts or?
285
00:21:37,910 --> 00:21:39,513
Just passin' through?
286
00:21:46,645 --> 00:21:49,069
(suspenseful music)
287
00:21:49,069 --> 00:21:51,569
(Oscar gasps)
288
00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:54,029
You okay?
289
00:21:56,390 --> 00:21:57,223
Yeah.
290
00:21:58,770 --> 00:21:59,603
I'm fine.
291
00:22:03,670 --> 00:22:04,633
Is it far to go?
292
00:22:06,244 --> 00:22:07,636
(eerie rock music)
293
00:22:07,636 --> 00:22:12,636
? Won't ya tell me what you wanna do ?
294
00:22:15,644 --> 00:22:20,644
? I can hardly find you ?
295
00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:28,943
? Tell me where you're gonna be ?
296
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,067
? I can not see ?
297
00:22:41,354 --> 00:22:44,670
BO: (indistinct).
298
00:22:44,670 --> 00:22:47,337
(ominous music)
299
00:22:50,130 --> 00:22:51,860
It's definitely not as advertised.
300
00:22:51,860 --> 00:22:54,380
BO: All right people, keep
it moving, keep it moving.
301
00:22:54,380 --> 00:22:56,339
Don't we need to check in first?
302
00:22:56,339 --> 00:22:58,709
BO: Oh, no, there's a key under the mat.
303
00:22:58,709 --> 00:22:59,542
Somewhere.
304
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,193
Wait, where'd she go?
305
00:23:09,396 --> 00:23:10,646
WILMER: Who?
306
00:23:19,132 --> 00:23:20,799
This is the place.
307
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:23,277
Perfect.
308
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,920
Oh, man, look at this rug.
309
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:33,120
Come check this rug out.
310
00:23:36,488 --> 00:23:38,488
This thing's incredible.
311
00:23:40,709 --> 00:23:42,370
(indistinct).
312
00:23:42,370 --> 00:23:45,240
I assure you that's not necessary.
313
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,540
BO: Come get on this fur.
314
00:23:47,540 --> 00:23:48,693
I'm just gonna watch.
315
00:23:57,091 --> 00:24:00,091
(suspenseful music)
316
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,813
Thomas Dather, 15th century masterpiece,
317
00:24:15,340 --> 00:24:17,083
summoning the unicorn.
318
00:24:18,010 --> 00:24:18,913
It's classic.
319
00:24:20,030 --> 00:24:21,560
OSCAR: It's ugly.
320
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,760
Ugly is in the eye of the beholder, Oscar.
321
00:24:26,060 --> 00:24:28,307
You know it's said that this paining
322
00:24:29,170 --> 00:24:31,253
is under a demon's curse.
323
00:24:36,110 --> 00:24:39,003
Did they have wheelchairs
in the 15th century?
324
00:24:41,630 --> 00:24:44,460
Uh, yeah, yeah, of course.
325
00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:46,960
You know that's about the
time they were invented.
326
00:24:48,670 --> 00:24:50,830
Come on, bar's open.
327
00:24:52,580 --> 00:24:54,633
Come on boys, let's
get this party started.
328
00:25:06,437 --> 00:25:09,354
(Cameron laughing)
329
00:25:17,957 --> 00:25:21,119
(lips smacking)
330
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:23,952
(Wilmer coughing)
331
00:25:33,110 --> 00:25:35,670
I've successfully set
the whole place on fire.
332
00:25:35,670 --> 00:25:37,051
What else needs doing?
333
00:25:37,051 --> 00:25:38,853
(laughs) everything.
334
00:25:41,180 --> 00:25:42,780
WILMER: There's room for two.
335
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:48,013
Uh, I usually bathe solo.
336
00:25:52,070 --> 00:25:53,833
Most things are better with a friend.
337
00:25:54,990 --> 00:25:55,823
Bathing doubly so.
338
00:25:55,823 --> 00:25:58,680
Look nothing personal, I
mean you seem like a nice guy
339
00:25:58,680 --> 00:25:59,680
and everything, and-
340
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:00,513
It's cool.
341
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:03,600
Let's just go hang with Bo and Rain.
342
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,637
Okay, (laughs) safety in numbers, right.
343
00:26:16,930 --> 00:26:18,363
This is much less awkward.
344
00:26:19,270 --> 00:26:20,804
Spa actually, yeah.
345
00:26:20,804 --> 00:26:21,640
(suspenseful music)
346
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:22,473
Yeah.
347
00:26:24,854 --> 00:26:27,771
(Cameron laughing)
348
00:26:32,876 --> 00:26:35,793
(unicorn neighing)
349
00:26:41,491 --> 00:26:45,200
(unicorn snorting)
350
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,617
(rock music)
351
00:27:06,430 --> 00:27:09,430
BO: Oh this rug feels like Satan.
352
00:27:16,564 --> 00:27:19,564
(suspenseful music)
353
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,750
(water bubbling)
354
00:27:32,001 --> 00:27:34,483
Well, that looks inviting.
355
00:27:39,773 --> 00:27:42,606
(water splashing)
356
00:27:43,999 --> 00:27:46,582
(Wilmer sighs)
357
00:27:56,924 --> 00:27:59,924
(suspenseful music)
358
00:28:05,923 --> 00:28:08,210
(Rain gasps)
359
00:28:08,210 --> 00:28:10,023
What's wrong, what's wrong?
360
00:28:10,023 --> 00:28:12,640
Baby, baby, talk to me, talk to me.
361
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:13,928
What's wrong?
362
00:28:13,928 --> 00:28:15,570
Baby, baby.
363
00:28:15,570 --> 00:28:18,320
(dramatic music)
364
00:28:36,132 --> 00:28:38,882
(water bubbling)
365
00:28:45,399 --> 00:28:48,066
(Wilmer groans)
366
00:28:53,812 --> 00:28:54,645
Oh, God.
367
00:28:58,211 --> 00:29:00,878
(Wilmer groans)
368
00:29:04,556 --> 00:29:07,139
Whoa, steady on there sailor.
369
00:29:08,368 --> 00:29:10,465
(Wilmer groaning)
370
00:29:10,465 --> 00:29:12,430
(Oscar gasps)
371
00:29:12,430 --> 00:29:14,189
(Wilmer groaning)
372
00:29:14,189 --> 00:29:16,109
(Wilmer screams)
373
00:29:16,109 --> 00:29:18,739
(Oscar gasps)
374
00:29:18,739 --> 00:29:21,406
(Rain laughing)
375
00:29:28,416 --> 00:29:31,083
(ominous music)
376
00:29:34,165 --> 00:29:35,514
You good?
377
00:29:35,514 --> 00:29:37,050
A centipede just crawled out of my dick,
378
00:29:37,050 --> 00:29:38,790
I'm about as far from good as possible.
379
00:29:38,790 --> 00:29:41,320
We should probably get you to a doctor.
380
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,102
Do you think?
381
00:29:43,102 --> 00:29:44,713
We don't have a car though, do we?
382
00:29:45,990 --> 00:29:47,823
How did we get here?
383
00:29:52,093 --> 00:29:52,926
I don't know.
384
00:29:55,690 --> 00:29:57,190
We need to get going, come on.
385
00:29:58,850 --> 00:30:00,523
Also someone needs to check your penis.
386
00:30:03,529 --> 00:30:04,611
Whoa.
387
00:30:04,611 --> 00:30:06,273
Is that blood?
388
00:30:06,273 --> 00:30:07,511
OSCAR: Rain.
389
00:30:07,511 --> 00:30:08,344
Bo.
390
00:30:11,352 --> 00:30:14,352
(painting creaking)
391
00:30:35,892 --> 00:30:38,892
(suspenseful music)
392
00:30:43,004 --> 00:30:46,154
(Rain grunting)
393
00:30:46,154 --> 00:30:46,987
(Rain laughing)
394
00:30:46,987 --> 00:30:50,070
(playful jazz music)
395
00:31:14,586 --> 00:31:19,586
? Old street lights off the boulevard ?
396
00:31:19,995 --> 00:31:24,995
? Seem to find a way for me ?
397
00:31:26,258 --> 00:31:31,258
? Well, there's candles
at those joints outside ?
398
00:31:32,308 --> 00:31:36,141
? Oh, that answers to my need ?
399
00:31:43,196 --> 00:31:45,863
(Rain grunting)
400
00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:50,364
(indistinct).
401
00:31:54,546 --> 00:31:57,296
(Oscar groaning)
402
00:31:59,015 --> 00:31:59,848
(Rain yells)
403
00:31:59,848 --> 00:32:02,681
(bookshelf thuds)
404
00:32:04,752 --> 00:32:07,585
(bookshelf thuds)
405
00:32:11,192 --> 00:32:13,859
(Oscar screams)
406
00:32:21,110 --> 00:32:24,008
I told you this getaway was a bad idea.
407
00:32:24,008 --> 00:32:27,375
(fist thuds)
(Rain groans)
408
00:32:27,375 --> 00:32:30,226
(Rain laughing)
409
00:32:30,226 --> 00:32:32,643
(foot thuds)
410
00:32:36,694 --> 00:32:39,694
(suspenseful music)
411
00:32:46,455 --> 00:32:47,955
RAIN: I'm back.
412
00:32:50,816 --> 00:32:53,337
(Rain laughs)
413
00:32:53,337 --> 00:32:54,339
Oh, no you don't.
414
00:32:54,339 --> 00:32:56,605
(Rain growling)
415
00:32:56,605 --> 00:32:59,272
(Rain grunting)
416
00:33:06,765 --> 00:33:07,598
Good.
417
00:33:08,887 --> 00:33:12,137
(gentle country music)
418
00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:27,540
? Wilderness, in the
wilderness, in the wilderness ?
419
00:33:27,540 --> 00:33:29,582
? We'll lay down ?
420
00:33:29,582 --> 00:33:33,078
? Far from death, not far from death ?
421
00:33:33,078 --> 00:33:37,828
? Take me down up in your devil's thread ?
422
00:33:43,955 --> 00:33:46,872
(insects chirping)
423
00:33:50,343 --> 00:33:53,768
? Hellish wind, of a hellish wind ?
424
00:33:53,768 --> 00:33:57,291
? A hellish wind gotta blow on me ?
425
00:33:57,291 --> 00:34:01,044
? Take my land, take my land ?
426
00:34:01,044 --> 00:34:04,194
? Fade to fade, oh fade back ?
427
00:34:04,194 --> 00:34:07,944
? Send me back, send me back ?
428
00:34:12,657 --> 00:34:13,817
(Oscar gasps)
(shovel thuds)
429
00:34:13,817 --> 00:34:15,655
Oh, fuck, sorry.
430
00:34:15,655 --> 00:34:18,094
Uh, are you okay?
431
00:34:18,094 --> 00:34:21,393
No, you keep asking me, not really.
432
00:34:25,260 --> 00:34:27,160
Where's Bo and Rain?
433
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:27,993
Where are they?
I'm gonna need
434
00:34:27,993 --> 00:34:30,080
a lot more time to explain.
435
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:31,210
BO: Yo, what up cunts?
436
00:34:31,210 --> 00:34:32,043
Dude, dudette
437
00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:34,770
Ah, dude, pants.
438
00:34:34,770 --> 00:34:35,880
BO: Ah, come on baby, give me a hug
439
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:36,900
you big hairy gay bird.
440
00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:37,820
Don't come any closer
441
00:34:37,820 --> 00:34:39,590
otherwise I'll knock your head clean off.
442
00:34:39,590 --> 00:34:41,899
WILMER: Whoa, what the hell?
443
00:34:41,899 --> 00:34:43,870
He's not human, trust me.
444
00:34:43,870 --> 00:34:46,463
He's as human as you and me, Oscar.
445
00:34:47,610 --> 00:34:49,240
You tried to killed me.
446
00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:50,073
Well, that's not true.
447
00:34:50,073 --> 00:34:52,558
I'd never try and kill you.
448
00:34:52,558 --> 00:34:55,300
Did every one take the
brown acid while I was gone?
449
00:34:55,300 --> 00:34:57,160
Let's just calm down.
450
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,410
And put some fucking clothes on.
451
00:34:59,410 --> 00:35:01,060
Come on Oz, stop fuckin' around.
452
00:35:01,060 --> 00:35:02,672
Let's go toast some marshmallows.
453
00:35:02,672 --> 00:35:05,639
Do I look like I'm fucking around!
454
00:35:05,639 --> 00:35:08,440
(shovel thuds)
455
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:09,830
Really?
456
00:35:09,830 --> 00:35:10,783
This is how you treat-
457
00:35:10,783 --> 00:35:11,961
(shovel thuds)
458
00:35:11,961 --> 00:35:12,830
Enough!
459
00:35:12,830 --> 00:35:15,696
What the hell is wrong with you?
460
00:35:15,696 --> 00:35:17,890
Nothing's wrong with me,
something's wrong with them,
461
00:35:17,890 --> 00:35:19,430
you just don't see it.
462
00:35:19,430 --> 00:35:21,450
Listen, whatever's going on with you
463
00:35:21,450 --> 00:35:24,309
we'll figure it out, okay.
464
00:35:24,309 --> 00:35:25,627
We'll make it all right.
465
00:35:26,510 --> 00:35:27,343
Look at me.
466
00:35:29,215 --> 00:35:30,765
I'm not a threat, I'm a friend.
467
00:35:33,363 --> 00:35:35,446
Give me the shovel, okay.
468
00:35:39,124 --> 00:35:42,037
(hand thuds)
(Oscar screams)
469
00:35:42,037 --> 00:35:42,870
I'm sorry I had to do that,
470
00:35:42,870 --> 00:35:45,387
but you're acting lie a crazy bitch.
471
00:35:45,387 --> 00:35:46,420
(suspenseful music)
472
00:35:46,420 --> 00:35:47,433
OSCAR: Where'd they go?
473
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:50,680
Seriously, take the paranoia back a bit.
474
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,830
Let's just calm down
and try and find them.
475
00:35:54,706 --> 00:35:57,206
(Oscar yells)
476
00:35:59,620 --> 00:36:00,587
What did you do?
477
00:36:02,655 --> 00:36:04,440
You're one of them aren't you?
478
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:05,360
Them?
479
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,423
There's no them, you're delusional.
480
00:36:07,423 --> 00:36:09,923
I might be wrong but I'm
not taking any chances.
481
00:36:13,270 --> 00:36:18,270
Please, please for pity's sake.
482
00:36:19,632 --> 00:36:20,465
Please.
483
00:36:26,915 --> 00:36:28,623
I know what I saw.
484
00:36:28,623 --> 00:36:30,263
I'm not crazy.
485
00:36:32,089 --> 00:36:34,256
I know you're not crazy.
486
00:36:35,247 --> 00:36:36,914
But you are a bitch!
487
00:36:37,787 --> 00:36:39,561
(Wilmer grunts)
488
00:36:39,561 --> 00:36:42,865
(Oscar groaning)
489
00:36:42,865 --> 00:36:45,782
(insects chirping)
490
00:36:47,270 --> 00:36:50,513
You know you should really
learn to trust your instincts.
491
00:36:51,919 --> 00:36:56,192
You were right, you're not crazy.
492
00:36:56,192 --> 00:36:58,025
You're the chosen one.
493
00:37:03,727 --> 00:37:05,477
And I'm sorry to say,
494
00:37:07,220 --> 00:37:11,283
but being the chosen one really sucks.
495
00:37:13,035 --> 00:37:18,035
(fist thuds)
(Oscar groans)
496
00:37:18,793 --> 00:37:23,793
(eerie rock music)
(Oscar gasps)
497
00:37:27,442 --> 00:37:28,692
OSCAR: What?
498
00:37:29,583 --> 00:37:34,583
? Everything around me turned to stone ?
499
00:37:34,900 --> 00:37:37,619
? Left with my heart broken ?
500
00:37:37,619 --> 00:37:40,067
? I'm all alone ?
501
00:37:40,067 --> 00:37:42,873
? Need to get outta here ?
502
00:37:42,873 --> 00:37:45,466
? Clear up my mind ?
503
00:37:45,466 --> 00:37:49,536
? Leave what's been hurting me ?
504
00:37:49,536 --> 00:37:52,536
? Before I go blind ?
505
00:38:01,537 --> 00:38:06,537
? Staring at the picture that
he's painted on the wall ?
506
00:38:06,887 --> 00:38:09,822
? Watching these demons as ?
507
00:38:09,822 --> 00:38:12,384
You don't belong here
508
00:38:12,384 --> 00:38:17,384
? Everyone around me
underneath his wicked spell ?
509
00:38:17,397 --> 00:38:19,620
? I'm drowning in blood ?
510
00:38:19,620 --> 00:38:24,620
? As they drag me to hell ?
511
00:38:25,820 --> 00:38:30,820
? Suddenly a spider is calling for me ?
512
00:38:31,078 --> 00:38:33,423
? Scratching from the fangs ?
513
00:38:33,423 --> 00:38:36,394
? And watching carefully ?
514
00:38:36,394 --> 00:38:41,394
? Demonic horse flying
with a horn upon its head ?
515
00:38:41,676 --> 00:38:46,676
? And far into the dark woods
I can see the living dead ?
516
00:38:46,909 --> 00:38:50,076
(Evil Oscar laughing)
517
00:38:50,955 --> 00:38:52,788
? The living dead ?
518
00:38:52,788 --> 00:38:55,320
? Take me cabin ?
519
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,605
? Take me to the woods ?
520
00:38:57,605 --> 00:39:00,539
? I'll chain you in the darkness ?
521
00:39:00,539 --> 00:39:02,950
? Rot there for good ?
522
00:39:02,950 --> 00:39:07,950
? You'll never have me
as your pure sacrifice ?
523
00:39:11,258 --> 00:39:12,475
(Evil Oscar pops)
524
00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:15,037
(Evil Oscar laughing)
525
00:39:15,037 --> 00:39:18,639
? Staring at the picture
that he's painted ?
526
00:39:18,639 --> 00:39:20,237
Come with me.
527
00:39:20,237 --> 00:39:25,237
? Laughing as demons
try to tear up my soul ?
528
00:39:26,125 --> 00:39:30,784
(rope creaking)
(ominous music)
529
00:39:30,784 --> 00:39:33,367
(Oscar crying)
530
00:39:38,965 --> 00:39:43,965
WILMER: (indistinct), I
brought the chosen one.
531
00:39:45,272 --> 00:39:50,272
Hello, hello.
532
00:39:59,786 --> 00:40:02,536
(water bubbling)
533
00:40:05,463 --> 00:40:09,300
Aren't you one hell of a beautiful beast.
534
00:40:09,300 --> 00:40:12,223
I bet you poop rainbows,
soft serve and all.
535
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,753
Wait a minute, this
isn't part of the plan.
536
00:40:25,753 --> 00:40:27,036
(unicorn scoffing)
537
00:40:27,036 --> 00:40:29,869
(Wilmer groaning)
538
00:40:34,425 --> 00:40:35,258
(arrow thuds)
539
00:40:35,258 --> 00:40:37,925
(Oscar screams)
540
00:40:46,892 --> 00:40:49,309
(rock music)
541
00:40:50,206 --> 00:40:53,123
(unicorn neighing)
542
00:41:03,559 --> 00:41:08,559
? I see you watching every
little step or move I make ?
543
00:41:11,557 --> 00:41:14,792
? Them big blue eyes, you shuffle size ?
544
00:41:14,792 --> 00:41:18,746
? Taking stock of every
little rule you break ?
545
00:41:18,746 --> 00:41:22,571
? If it's not tough enough ?
546
00:41:22,571 --> 00:41:27,242
? To shake things up ?
547
00:41:27,242 --> 00:41:28,929
? The why is all I'm thinking ?
548
00:41:28,929 --> 00:41:33,929
? And my mind is sinking to
a whole new stinking level ?
549
00:41:35,066 --> 00:41:37,740
? And you ?
550
00:41:37,740 --> 00:41:42,740
? You start to scream ?
551
00:41:43,660 --> 00:41:48,660
? Baby, stop playing baby ?
552
00:41:49,499 --> 00:41:54,087
? Yeah, you drive me crazy ?
553
00:41:54,087 --> 00:41:58,101
? Yeah, come on save me ?
554
00:41:58,101 --> 00:42:01,601
? And I'll blow your mind ?
555
00:42:11,181 --> 00:42:14,181
(suspenseful music)
556
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:22,103
Fine let's play it your way.
557
00:42:32,613 --> 00:42:35,196
(Oscar grunts)
558
00:42:43,682 --> 00:42:47,104
(painting scratching)
559
00:42:47,104 --> 00:42:49,021
You, you're going down.
560
00:42:55,462 --> 00:42:58,212
(fire crackling)
561
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,663
That's right, burn you little bastard.
562
00:43:13,681 --> 00:43:17,680
Oh, you think, (laughs) you think do you.
563
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:21,720
Well, we'll just see about that.
564
00:43:30,637 --> 00:43:32,686
(Oscar laughs)
565
00:43:32,686 --> 00:43:37,019
Well, well, well, look what
we have here my friends.
566
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,183
Oh, this is sharp.
567
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:43,993
Very sharp.
568
00:43:45,870 --> 00:43:48,820
Think we could probably have
a little bit of fun with this.
569
00:43:50,580 --> 00:43:52,667
When I cut the fuck out of you.
570
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:13,383
Seriously?
571
00:44:15,142 --> 00:44:18,098
Oscar, I know you can hear us.
572
00:44:18,098 --> 00:44:21,107
(Rain screaming)
573
00:44:21,107 --> 00:44:21,940
Oscar.
574
00:44:23,769 --> 00:44:24,602
Oscar.
575
00:44:25,770 --> 00:44:27,816
Come out, come out!
576
00:44:27,816 --> 00:44:28,924
(rock music)
577
00:44:28,924 --> 00:44:32,716
Bloody hell.
(door rattling)
578
00:44:32,716 --> 00:44:33,549
Oscar.
579
00:44:43,391 --> 00:44:45,891
(Bo growling)
580
00:44:48,857 --> 00:44:51,007
(Bo laughing)
581
00:44:51,007 --> 00:44:52,090
BO: Oscar.
582
00:44:53,198 --> 00:44:56,767
? On and on the prophecy ?
583
00:44:56,767 --> 00:44:57,600
Oscar.
584
00:44:58,434 --> 00:45:01,684
(Bo and Rain growling)
585
00:45:17,595 --> 00:45:20,845
? I think the time is now ?
586
00:45:20,845 --> 00:45:24,345
? I think the time is now ?
587
00:45:25,991 --> 00:45:28,991
(suspenseful music)
588
00:45:31,996 --> 00:45:34,663
Come on then if you're coming.
589
00:45:38,845 --> 00:45:41,512
(hand pounding)
590
00:45:43,544 --> 00:45:44,377
Anybody!
591
00:45:45,573 --> 00:45:46,406
Let me in!
592
00:45:51,063 --> 00:45:51,896
Let me in!
593
00:45:53,367 --> 00:45:54,200
Let me in!
594
00:45:57,342 --> 00:45:58,509
Anybody there?
595
00:46:16,953 --> 00:46:20,310
Now you've got five seconds, make it good.
596
00:46:21,348 --> 00:46:22,625
I don't want no trouble.
597
00:46:22,625 --> 00:46:24,713
I'm just looking for somewhere safe.
598
00:46:24,713 --> 00:46:26,947
You gotta understand there's
somethin' bad out there.
599
00:46:26,947 --> 00:46:30,810
Yeah, got that, something
real bad right out there
600
00:46:30,810 --> 00:46:32,290
where you came from.
601
00:46:32,290 --> 00:46:34,840
Now give me one good reason
why I shouldn't pin your head
602
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:36,580
up against this wall.
603
00:46:36,580 --> 00:46:38,737
Three seconds, two seconds!
604
00:46:39,580 --> 00:46:40,413
Don't kill me!
605
00:46:45,100 --> 00:46:46,394
Give me your hands.
606
00:46:46,394 --> 00:46:47,227
Huh?
607
00:46:48,650 --> 00:46:50,023
Give me our hands!
608
00:46:54,740 --> 00:46:59,230
Now you're gonna convince
me you're not one of them.
609
00:46:59,230 --> 00:47:00,680
WHEELS: Who's one of them?
610
00:47:02,742 --> 00:47:05,395
(arrow thuds)
611
00:47:05,395 --> 00:47:06,823
Hell'd you do that for?
612
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:15,417
See a real person might of
screamed when that happened.
613
00:47:15,417 --> 00:47:18,850
I can't feel anything in
me legs you fuckin' retard.
614
00:47:18,850 --> 00:47:20,363
Why you think I'm in this chair?
615
00:47:21,512 --> 00:47:23,100
Oh.
616
00:47:23,100 --> 00:47:24,787
Well, I'll shoot you somewhere else then.
617
00:47:24,787 --> 00:47:26,230
Are you crazy?
618
00:47:26,230 --> 00:47:27,750
It's been suggested.
619
00:47:27,750 --> 00:47:28,583
Where do you want it?
620
00:47:28,583 --> 00:47:30,050
I don't want it anywhere.
621
00:47:30,050 --> 00:47:32,380
I just wanna get out
of these fuckin' woods.
622
00:47:32,380 --> 00:47:34,010
Bicep.
623
00:47:34,010 --> 00:47:36,510
(arrow thuds)
624
00:47:37,688 --> 00:47:39,882
(Wheels screams)
625
00:47:39,882 --> 00:47:40,882
Holy shit!
626
00:47:42,710 --> 00:47:44,400
You cunting fucktard!
627
00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:50,300
I'm gonna kick your teeth down your throat
628
00:47:50,300 --> 00:47:52,503
you motherfucking shit stain!
629
00:47:53,820 --> 00:47:54,653
Goddamn!
630
00:47:57,556 --> 00:47:58,923
Oh.
631
00:47:58,923 --> 00:48:01,590
(ominous music)
632
00:48:03,428 --> 00:48:04,768
She called you fat.
633
00:48:04,768 --> 00:48:06,257
What?
She called you fat.
634
00:48:06,257 --> 00:48:08,007
Did not.
She did.
635
00:48:11,526 --> 00:48:14,564
I'm gonna get that bitch.
636
00:48:14,564 --> 00:48:15,397
Come here.
In the chimney,
637
00:48:15,397 --> 00:48:18,356
in the chimney, put it
right in the chimney.
638
00:48:18,356 --> 00:48:19,506
In the chimney.
639
00:48:19,506 --> 00:48:22,960
Yes, I know the chimney,
I said the chimney.
640
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:23,793
Come here.
641
00:48:29,609 --> 00:48:30,620
(Wheels crying)
642
00:48:30,620 --> 00:48:32,276
Oscar.
643
00:48:32,276 --> 00:48:34,359
Coming to get you, Oscar.
644
00:48:46,225 --> 00:48:48,225
What the hell is that?
645
00:48:49,746 --> 00:48:51,496
That's one of them.
646
00:48:52,690 --> 00:48:55,357
(Rain laughing)
647
00:48:58,149 --> 00:49:00,649
WHEELS: What's one of them?
648
00:49:02,420 --> 00:49:04,520
Them's part of the really bad out there.
649
00:49:07,636 --> 00:49:10,219
(Rain humming)
650
00:49:25,125 --> 00:49:26,125
Off we go!
651
00:49:26,994 --> 00:49:29,411
(head thuds)
652
00:49:31,202 --> 00:49:33,106
(head growling)
653
00:49:33,106 --> 00:49:34,606
HEAD: Yum, yum.
654
00:49:45,909 --> 00:49:48,576
(head laughing)
655
00:49:51,687 --> 00:49:54,354
(fire sizzling)
656
00:50:01,981 --> 00:50:04,372
What are, no, what are you doing?
657
00:50:04,372 --> 00:50:05,205
Uh, uh.
658
00:50:07,750 --> 00:50:08,860
That's not a good idea.
659
00:50:08,860 --> 00:50:10,150
You don't get a vote.
660
00:50:19,749 --> 00:50:22,332
Although, you may have a point.
661
00:50:24,259 --> 00:50:27,008
(head growling)
662
00:50:27,008 --> 00:50:28,258
What is that?
663
00:50:31,202 --> 00:50:34,035
(Oscar screaming)
664
00:50:38,027 --> 00:50:39,194
Where'd it go?
665
00:50:40,806 --> 00:50:41,914
Cut me loose.
666
00:50:41,914 --> 00:50:43,580
OSCAR: You're not going anywhere.
667
00:50:43,580 --> 00:50:44,413
I can help.
668
00:50:44,413 --> 00:50:46,703
You can't help, you're crippled.
669
00:50:49,893 --> 00:50:52,560
(head growling)
670
00:51:01,593 --> 00:51:04,360
(arrow thuds)
671
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:07,368
Well, at least I can
fuckin' shoot straight.
672
00:51:07,368 --> 00:51:08,318
Shh, I'm hunting.
673
00:51:14,110 --> 00:51:16,693
(Oscar grunts)
674
00:51:19,180 --> 00:51:22,013
(head chattering)
675
00:51:39,780 --> 00:51:40,613
Don't move.
676
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:43,380
What?
677
00:51:43,380 --> 00:51:44,213
Just trust me.
678
00:51:46,250 --> 00:51:51,250
(head grunting)
(wheels crying)
679
00:51:55,100 --> 00:51:56,630
What are you doing?
680
00:51:56,630 --> 00:51:57,670
It'll be fine.
681
00:51:57,670 --> 00:52:01,609
I mean, I've seen this
done before on YouTube.
682
00:52:01,609 --> 00:52:03,144
It's worked, it's, it's probably fine.
683
00:52:03,144 --> 00:52:04,593
No.
684
00:52:04,593 --> 00:52:06,147
Fuck off.
685
00:52:06,147 --> 00:52:07,970
I'm smart, it's gonna be-
686
00:52:07,970 --> 00:52:08,960
No.
It's not even
687
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:10,057
that sharp really.
688
00:52:10,057 --> 00:52:11,495
No, stop!
689
00:52:11,495 --> 00:52:13,090
Okay, close your eyes, ready okay.
690
00:52:13,090 --> 00:52:14,072
No, no!
Three, two.
691
00:52:14,072 --> 00:52:15,626
No!
One.
692
00:52:15,626 --> 00:52:16,959
Oh my God, okay.
693
00:52:17,817 --> 00:52:20,675
It's really, really freaking me out!
694
00:52:20,675 --> 00:52:24,237
(Wheels screaming)
695
00:52:24,237 --> 00:52:26,904
(head groaning)
696
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:33,077
WHEELS: The thing ain't dead.
697
00:52:33,077 --> 00:52:35,522
Uh, we'll see about that.
698
00:52:35,522 --> 00:52:38,189
(head groaning)
699
00:52:48,562 --> 00:52:50,310
(microwave whirring)
700
00:52:50,310 --> 00:52:52,180
(head explodes)
701
00:52:52,180 --> 00:52:56,310
You explode, you evil demon
spider head piece of shit.
702
00:52:56,310 --> 00:52:58,740
You don't mess with me people.
703
00:52:58,740 --> 00:53:01,500
Are you seeing this it
totally just exploded?
704
00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:02,960
It just went like phew.
705
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:04,940
That's right you little bastard.
706
00:53:04,940 --> 00:53:07,090
You hear me I'll put your fucking head
707
00:53:07,090 --> 00:53:08,980
in a bloody microwave.
708
00:53:08,980 --> 00:53:10,140
Hello.
709
00:53:10,140 --> 00:53:11,533
WHEELS: The painting.
710
00:53:13,860 --> 00:53:16,970
I've seen it before
out by a pool of blood.
711
00:53:16,970 --> 00:53:17,803
It's changed.
712
00:53:18,910 --> 00:53:19,960
Yeah, it does that.
713
00:53:24,607 --> 00:53:26,950
Earlier it was a picture
of you being dragged
714
00:53:26,950 --> 00:53:28,153
into a pool of blood.
715
00:53:29,427 --> 00:53:31,070
Did that happen for real?
716
00:53:31,070 --> 00:53:33,433
Yeah, out there.
717
00:53:36,490 --> 00:53:38,070
Same thing happened to my friends
718
00:53:38,070 --> 00:53:39,513
and now they're demons.
719
00:53:41,860 --> 00:53:44,683
So what's special about you?
720
00:53:48,249 --> 00:53:51,416
(painting scratching)
721
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:56,793
Damn evil painting.
722
00:54:03,470 --> 00:54:05,230
Maybe I could try burning it again.
723
00:54:05,230 --> 00:54:07,130
Don't be stupid you know
724
00:54:07,130 --> 00:54:08,980
that won't work you've already tried.
725
00:54:10,780 --> 00:54:13,700
Maybe I could drop it in
that magic pool of blood.
726
00:54:13,700 --> 00:54:16,970
Yes, but every time you try
to leave the stupid cabin
727
00:54:16,970 --> 00:54:19,539
you just end up right
back where you started.
728
00:54:19,539 --> 00:54:22,113
Well, you can't get away.
729
00:54:23,020 --> 00:54:25,840
Maybe we could get the cripple to lead us.
730
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:26,673
The cripple.
731
00:54:27,623 --> 00:54:29,630
We don't have another choice.
732
00:54:29,630 --> 00:54:31,630
We're really going to trust the cripple.
733
00:54:33,011 --> 00:54:34,928
That's our only option.
734
00:54:43,311 --> 00:54:45,540
Okay, you're going to lead us
to that magic pool of blood
735
00:54:45,540 --> 00:54:47,403
and then I'm gonna cut you loose, deal?
736
00:54:50,890 --> 00:54:53,146
Yeah, no, put that away.
737
00:54:53,146 --> 00:54:55,813
(ominous music)
738
00:55:04,276 --> 00:55:05,109
Which way?
739
00:55:07,023 --> 00:55:09,397
Through the forest here.
740
00:55:09,397 --> 00:55:11,230
All right, let's go.
741
00:55:16,336 --> 00:55:17,336
Bloody hell.
742
00:55:19,134 --> 00:55:21,605
Goddamn, this would be
so much fucking easier
743
00:55:21,605 --> 00:55:23,189
if you could walk you know.
744
00:55:23,189 --> 00:55:25,280
Well, you can untie me.
745
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:26,535
OSCAR: Do you know how hard it is?
746
00:55:26,535 --> 00:55:28,697
Grow a pair of legs for fuck's sake.
747
00:55:28,697 --> 00:55:29,830
You could untie me you know.
748
00:55:29,830 --> 00:55:32,180
It's not like I can run anywhere.
749
00:55:32,180 --> 00:55:33,297
Fat chance.
750
00:55:33,297 --> 00:55:34,267
Well, one of them things attacks us
751
00:55:34,267 --> 00:55:36,489
I won't be able to defend myself.
752
00:55:36,489 --> 00:55:38,780
You're not going to be able
to defend yourself anyway,
753
00:55:38,780 --> 00:55:40,420
you're a cripple.
754
00:55:40,420 --> 00:55:41,430
I can look after myself.
755
00:55:41,430 --> 00:55:42,460
Well, then you haven't got anything
756
00:55:42,460 --> 00:55:43,503
to worry about have you.
757
00:55:43,503 --> 00:55:46,460
(animal growling)
758
00:55:46,460 --> 00:55:47,473
What was that?
759
00:55:49,190 --> 00:55:51,243
Come on, man, we're in this together.
760
00:55:53,183 --> 00:55:55,420
There's no we here.
761
00:55:55,420 --> 00:55:57,970
Besides I don't even know
if you're actually human.
762
00:56:00,090 --> 00:56:01,690
Do you remember that old saying,
763
00:56:02,873 --> 00:56:06,410
fool me once shame on you, fool me twice
764
00:56:07,290 --> 00:56:09,423
I cut your fuckin' lips off.
765
00:56:11,879 --> 00:56:14,796
(Wheels screaming)
766
00:56:16,093 --> 00:56:17,510
Shh, I'm hunting.
767
00:56:20,750 --> 00:56:21,673
Now which way.
768
00:56:30,787 --> 00:56:33,454
(Bo chattering)
769
00:56:58,748 --> 00:57:01,415
(indistinct).
770
00:57:03,396 --> 00:57:05,813
Come get some of this ladies.
771
00:57:11,183 --> 00:57:13,516
(Bo laughs)
772
00:57:23,507 --> 00:57:24,340
Oz.
773
00:57:28,295 --> 00:57:30,430
What was it like getting
sucked under all that blood?
774
00:57:30,430 --> 00:57:31,860
Not a lot of fun.
775
00:57:31,860 --> 00:57:32,720
Well, how'd you get out?
776
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:34,991
It just spat me out.
777
00:57:34,991 --> 00:57:37,440
Right, but like what was under there?
778
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:38,590
You don't wanna know.
779
00:57:39,950 --> 00:57:41,980
Actually I do.
780
00:57:41,980 --> 00:57:44,262
Well, untie me, maybe I'll tell
781
00:57:44,262 --> 00:57:45,345
(Oscar and Wheels screaming)
782
00:57:45,345 --> 00:57:47,269
? Boing, boing, boing, boing ?
783
00:57:47,269 --> 00:57:49,769
Oh my God, oh my God!
784
00:57:49,769 --> 00:57:51,443
? I'm a kangaroo ?
785
00:57:51,443 --> 00:57:53,882
? With a joey in me pouch ?
786
00:57:53,882 --> 00:57:55,710
? You'll never find me sitting ?
787
00:57:55,710 --> 00:57:59,293
? Or relaxing on the couch ?
788
00:58:01,333 --> 00:58:03,333
What the fuck is that?
789
00:58:07,929 --> 00:58:10,679
(Oscar groaning)
790
00:58:18,871 --> 00:58:19,924
(Kangaroo growling)
791
00:58:19,924 --> 00:58:21,642
(foot thuds)
792
00:58:21,642 --> 00:58:22,853
(Oscar groans)
793
00:58:22,853 --> 00:58:23,686
Holy shit!
794
00:58:24,639 --> 00:58:27,056
(rock music)
795
00:58:31,276 --> 00:58:32,203
(foot thuds)
796
00:58:32,203 --> 00:58:34,036
Hit the fucking thing!
797
00:58:35,744 --> 00:58:38,096
(fist thudding)
798
00:58:38,096 --> 00:58:42,294
? I'm picking you up
just to throw you away ?
799
00:58:42,294 --> 00:58:46,362
? I'll do what I have
to just to get my way ?
800
00:58:46,362 --> 00:58:51,080
? At the end of the night
you're leaving with me ?
801
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:52,446
? Just how it is ?
802
00:58:52,446 --> 00:58:55,354
? And how it always will be ?
803
00:58:55,354 --> 00:58:57,771
(fist thuds)
804
00:59:02,149 --> 00:59:02,982
Bad boy.
805
00:59:04,944 --> 00:59:07,611
(fist thudding)
806
00:59:09,664 --> 00:59:11,914
In the nuts, in the nuts!
807
00:59:20,140 --> 00:59:22,557
? Raising me ?
808
00:59:30,670 --> 00:59:32,868
Skippy-ki-ya motherfucker.
809
00:59:32,868 --> 00:59:35,868
(suspenseful music)
810
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:54,483
That's cheating.
811
00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:59,690
Rules are for chumps.
812
00:59:59,690 --> 01:00:01,583
Do I look like a chump to you?
813
01:00:03,263 --> 01:00:05,763
(arrow thuds)
814
01:00:13,060 --> 01:00:13,960
WHEELS: Thanks.
815
01:00:15,980 --> 01:00:19,496
How much fucking further to
this magic pool of blood?
816
01:00:19,496 --> 01:00:21,033
It's just through there.
817
01:00:23,302 --> 01:00:26,135
(forest creaking)
818
01:00:28,517 --> 01:00:31,267
(water bubbling)
819
01:00:33,940 --> 01:00:35,040
We actually made it.
820
01:00:36,749 --> 01:00:37,582
Move.
821
01:00:44,780 --> 01:00:48,320
So I guess I just chuck it in.
822
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:51,570
Well, what about the magic words first?
823
01:00:51,570 --> 01:00:53,563
There's always magic fuckin' words.
824
01:00:53,563 --> 01:00:58,178
There's no magic words.
825
01:00:58,178 --> 01:01:00,978
She's right you know there's
always fuckin' magic words.
826
01:01:02,510 --> 01:01:05,010
How am I meant to know
what the magic words are?
827
01:01:05,010 --> 01:01:07,550
Well, won't you work that out?
828
01:01:07,550 --> 01:01:09,120
OSCAR: We work out the magic words first
829
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:10,300
then I untie you.
830
01:01:10,300 --> 01:01:11,460
We had a deal.
831
01:01:11,460 --> 01:01:13,155
Well the deal's changed.
832
01:01:13,155 --> 01:01:14,250
Ah, come on!
833
01:01:14,250 --> 01:01:15,833
Them's the rules.
834
01:01:19,377 --> 01:01:21,210
Fuckin' abracadabra.
835
01:01:22,439 --> 01:01:24,132
OSCAR: You dipshit.
836
01:01:24,132 --> 01:01:26,832
(Rain yelling)
837
01:01:26,832 --> 01:01:28,470
(Rain laughing)
838
01:01:28,470 --> 01:01:30,680
How's it hanging, Oz?
839
01:01:30,680 --> 01:01:33,350
Ah.
Oh, I'm so glad
840
01:01:33,350 --> 01:01:34,660
you came with us this weekend.
841
01:01:34,660 --> 01:01:39,660
I always wanted to be a
minion of evil. (laughs)
842
01:01:41,150 --> 01:01:46,037
Oh, and thank you, thank you
so much for shooting my fiance.
843
01:01:46,950 --> 01:01:48,860
You know I really appreciate that.
844
01:01:49,968 --> 01:01:52,080
(Rain laughs)
845
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:54,103
Oh, what's the matter, Oz?
846
01:01:55,680 --> 01:02:00,110
No smart comments, no
sarcastic observations handy?
847
01:02:00,110 --> 01:02:03,530
How's that superior attitude
working out for ya now?
848
01:02:03,530 --> 01:02:04,967
Huh, huh, huh?
849
01:02:06,881 --> 01:02:07,714
Hey!
850
01:02:09,323 --> 01:02:14,080
(arrow whooshes)
(Oscar and Rain screaming)
851
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:15,433
Talk a lot don't ya.
852
01:02:24,957 --> 01:02:27,140
Oscar, Oscar, what's happening?
853
01:02:27,140 --> 01:02:29,306
Fool me once.
Oscar, Oscar!
854
01:02:29,306 --> 01:02:32,105
(fist thuds)
855
01:02:32,105 --> 01:02:34,772
(ominous music)
856
01:02:41,387 --> 01:02:42,833
Oscar, why can't I move?
857
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:45,320
Oscar, help me.
858
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:47,693
Save it, I ain't falling for that again.
859
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:52,700
Oscar, Oscar, help please, please.
860
01:02:52,700 --> 01:02:53,533
No, Oscar.
861
01:02:53,533 --> 01:02:56,510
Spare me the crocodile tears, sweetheart.
862
01:02:56,510 --> 01:02:57,604
RAIN: Oscar, what are you doing?
863
01:02:57,604 --> 01:02:58,845
(Rain gasps)
864
01:02:58,845 --> 01:03:01,428
(Oscar laughs)
865
01:03:03,667 --> 01:03:05,333
Oh, yeah.
866
01:03:05,333 --> 01:03:07,000
I know what you are.
867
01:03:11,679 --> 01:03:14,335
RAIN: Please, please, why?
868
01:03:14,335 --> 01:03:17,147
Yeah, yeah, cry, cry.
I didn't do anything.
869
01:03:17,147 --> 01:03:18,230
Blah, blah.
870
01:03:21,850 --> 01:03:23,350
Please, help me.
871
01:03:38,334 --> 01:03:39,251
Uh, Rain.
872
01:03:44,922 --> 01:03:49,017
Uh, she's faking it.
873
01:03:51,087 --> 01:03:54,643
I mean you saw her just now, right?
874
01:03:57,774 --> 01:04:02,774
She, she's, she's totally
faking it, I mean.
875
01:04:06,170 --> 01:04:07,807
Come on, wakey-wakey.
876
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:16,737
Okay, well now I feel
like a totally asshole.
877
01:04:16,737 --> 01:04:19,404
(Oscar screams)
878
01:04:20,677 --> 01:04:22,781
(Rain laughing)
879
01:04:22,781 --> 01:04:25,531
(Oscar groaning)
880
01:04:26,436 --> 01:04:29,400
That's it no more mister nice guy.
881
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:30,653
Girl.
882
01:04:30,653 --> 01:04:33,327
Girl, no more mister nice girl.
883
01:04:33,327 --> 01:04:38,327
Oh no, a knife, oh me, oh
my, what will I do? (laughs)
884
01:04:38,953 --> 01:04:42,230
Whatcha gonna do stab me? (laughs)
885
01:04:42,230 --> 01:04:43,798
Go ahead.
886
01:04:43,798 --> 01:04:44,803
I like it.
887
01:04:45,750 --> 01:04:48,483
It tickles. (laughing)
888
01:04:51,964 --> 01:04:55,223
Oh, Oscie, what's the matter?
889
01:04:56,270 --> 01:04:59,223
You don't have the guts
to get a little bloody?
890
01:05:00,130 --> 01:05:02,180
We'll see who's got the guts all right.
891
01:05:06,780 --> 01:05:08,820
Oh, that's, ow, what are you doing?
892
01:05:08,820 --> 01:05:11,333
Cut that out, cut it out.
893
01:05:11,333 --> 01:05:13,357
No, that's wrong.
894
01:05:13,357 --> 01:05:16,920
Oh, that's not natural, that's uncool.
895
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:20,128
Wait, wait, wait, that
should not be outside me.
896
01:05:20,128 --> 01:05:21,510
Oh, no.
897
01:05:21,510 --> 01:05:22,810
Wanna give me the words?
898
01:05:24,525 --> 01:05:25,358
Oh, no.
899
01:05:26,498 --> 01:05:27,831
Ow, that stings.
900
01:05:28,979 --> 01:05:29,812
That stings.
901
01:05:29,812 --> 01:05:31,600
Lay the magic words on me, bitch.
902
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:34,520
Oh, okay, okay, okay,
just quit it, you psycho.
903
01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:36,823
Lay some magic words on me.
904
01:05:36,823 --> 01:05:39,080
All right, all right, stop, I'll tell you.
905
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:40,003
Okay.
Okay.
906
01:05:42,576 --> 01:05:45,027
The magic word, the magic word is,
907
01:05:53,151 --> 01:05:54,151
abracadabra.
908
01:05:56,901 --> 01:05:59,107
(Rain laughs)
909
01:05:59,107 --> 01:06:01,163
Oh, you want some more do you?
910
01:06:03,122 --> 01:06:04,872
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
911
01:06:11,570 --> 01:06:13,241
What we got here?
912
01:06:13,241 --> 01:06:16,820
Uh whoa, that should, that
should not be outside me.
913
01:06:16,820 --> 01:06:20,680
That should, that should
definitely be inside me I think.
914
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:21,561
Hey, hey.
Do you know what-
915
01:06:21,561 --> 01:06:25,810
Put, put it back.
I'm guessing if I stab
916
01:06:25,810 --> 01:06:28,773
your beating heart it'll end you.
917
01:06:29,659 --> 01:06:30,730
What do you think, am I right?
918
01:06:30,730 --> 01:06:32,420
Should we, should we give it a go?
919
01:06:32,420 --> 01:06:34,722
No, no, no, why do anything else?
920
01:06:34,722 --> 01:06:36,883
No, no, no, okay.
921
01:06:36,883 --> 01:06:39,295
Give me the magic words.
922
01:06:39,295 --> 01:06:42,050
All right, all right,
923
01:06:42,050 --> 01:06:45,290
I'll tell you just, just put
my heart back, all right.
924
01:06:45,290 --> 01:06:47,273
Give me the words!
925
01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:53,500
Klaatu barada necktie.
926
01:06:56,470 --> 01:06:58,250
Necktie?
927
01:06:58,250 --> 01:06:59,083
Necktie.
928
01:07:01,090 --> 01:07:02,400
Bullshit.
No, no, no,
929
01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:04,550
those are it, I'm tell
the truth, they are.
930
01:07:09,450 --> 01:07:11,543
Klaatu barada.
931
01:07:13,170 --> 01:07:14,003
Necktie.
932
01:07:16,820 --> 01:07:18,270
OSCAR: Okay, we'll give it a shot.
933
01:07:18,270 --> 01:07:21,983
Ah, hey, my heart. (giggles)
934
01:07:21,983 --> 01:07:25,163
You mind popping it back in
the ol' chest area for me.
935
01:07:26,308 --> 01:07:29,880
(suspenseful music)
936
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:31,397
Oh, you want this, do you?
937
01:07:34,003 --> 01:07:34,836
(heart whooshes)
938
01:07:34,836 --> 01:07:37,336
(arrow thuds)
939
01:07:43,061 --> 01:07:45,728
(Rain gurgling)
940
01:07:50,900 --> 01:07:53,260
Eat your heart out bitch.
941
01:07:53,260 --> 01:07:57,160
All right, you got your
magic words, we had a deal.
942
01:07:57,160 --> 01:07:58,010
Fine, whatever.
943
01:08:15,620 --> 01:08:16,863
It's changed again.
944
01:08:18,060 --> 01:08:19,543
Probably means something.
945
01:08:22,226 --> 01:08:23,893
All right, whatever.
946
01:08:24,938 --> 01:08:26,105
Klaatu barada.
947
01:08:27,626 --> 01:08:30,043
(fist thuds)
948
01:08:31,900 --> 01:08:35,523
For someone so smart
you're pretty fuckin' dumb.
949
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:43,400
Klaatu barada necktie,
who falls for that shit?
950
01:08:43,790 --> 01:08:45,443
You moron.
951
01:08:47,240 --> 01:08:49,157
Magic words, what are you 12?
952
01:08:50,180 --> 01:08:53,530
Aside from that you did pretty
good I'll have to admit.
953
01:08:53,530 --> 01:08:55,533
I mean you're the most promising yet.
954
01:08:56,370 --> 01:08:59,070
That shit you just did with the intestine,
955
01:08:59,070 --> 01:09:01,893
holy cow you are fully psycho.
956
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:06,950
Anyway, let's get on with it.
957
01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:15,490
No magic words required, Oz.
958
01:09:15,490 --> 01:09:16,763
It's about the blood.
959
01:09:18,630 --> 01:09:20,907
It's always about the blood.
960
01:09:25,700 --> 01:09:26,723
Your blood.
961
01:09:30,077 --> 01:09:30,953
Bye bye.
962
01:09:34,560 --> 01:09:37,560
(suspenseful music)
963
01:09:48,362 --> 01:09:50,862
(Oscar gasps)
964
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:03,897
Hello, there.
965
01:10:05,630 --> 01:10:08,543
I'm sure I don't have to
explain what's going on here.
966
01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:13,473
He's telling you that
you didn't get the job,
967
01:10:14,430 --> 01:10:16,073
but the job is yours.
968
01:10:17,597 --> 01:10:20,820
What?
969
01:10:20,820 --> 01:10:23,343
Are you the right sort of putter?
970
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:28,923
I don't know, am I?
971
01:10:31,010 --> 01:10:33,710
Well, that's really not the question.
972
01:10:33,710 --> 01:10:38,390
I mean there's only so much
we can tell from an interview.
973
01:10:38,390 --> 01:10:41,590
Ultimately only you know if
you're the right man for the job
974
01:10:41,590 --> 01:10:43,433
or if she is?
975
01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:53,253
Who's she?
976
01:10:53,253 --> 01:10:54,353
Who the fuck is she?
977
01:10:56,620 --> 01:10:59,513
Oscar, meet Oscar.
978
01:11:01,101 --> 01:11:03,850
(Evil Oscar laughs)
979
01:11:03,850 --> 01:11:06,160
One of you is the right kind of putter
980
01:11:07,091 --> 01:11:11,060
and one of you is surplus to requirements.
981
01:11:11,060 --> 01:11:13,490
She's not me, I'm me.
982
01:11:13,490 --> 01:11:18,490
Oh, she certainly is you
or part of you at least.
983
01:11:19,510 --> 01:11:22,027
We all got a dark side
kiddo, and you (laughs).
984
01:11:24,470 --> 01:11:27,190
Push the right buttons and
you go into the stratosphere.
985
01:11:27,190 --> 01:11:29,107
No, I don't, I don't!
986
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:33,963
Oh, it's bit existential I know.
987
01:11:35,110 --> 01:11:39,057
As quoted in the (speaks
in foreign language)
988
01:11:39,057 --> 01:11:41,337
there can be only one.
989
01:11:42,660 --> 01:11:47,563
So who gets the job and
who gets to die you or her?
990
01:11:52,213 --> 01:11:53,130
You or her?
991
01:11:55,767 --> 01:11:57,184
You fight, fight.
992
01:11:59,900 --> 01:12:04,900
GROUP: Fight, fight,
fight, fight, fight, fight,
993
01:12:04,936 --> 01:12:08,936
fight, fight, fight,
fight, fight, fight, fight,
994
01:12:10,093 --> 01:12:13,640
fight, fight, fight, fight, fight,
995
01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:16,473
fight, fight, fight, fight, fight.
996
01:12:34,652 --> 01:12:37,569
(eerie rock music)
997
01:12:45,270 --> 01:12:50,270
? Staring at the picture that
he's painting on the wall ?
998
01:12:50,438 --> 01:12:55,438
? Laughing as demons
try to tear up my soul ?
999
01:12:55,772 --> 01:12:58,247
? He had everyone around me ?
1000
01:12:58,247 --> 01:13:01,093
? He thinks he's got me ?
1001
01:13:01,093 --> 01:13:03,972
? You won't beat me Lucifer ?
1002
01:13:03,972 --> 01:13:05,703
(Oscar gasps)
1003
01:13:05,703 --> 01:13:07,071
(suspenseful music)
1004
01:13:07,071 --> 01:13:10,238
(Evil Oscar laughing)
1005
01:13:12,178 --> 01:13:13,649
I'm not evil.
1006
01:13:13,649 --> 01:13:14,899
I'm not evil.
1007
01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:17,603
I'm not fighting you.
1008
01:13:18,590 --> 01:13:20,113
I'm not fighting you.
1009
01:13:21,081 --> 01:13:22,780
Are you really just going
to repeat everything
1010
01:13:22,780 --> 01:13:24,815
I say in a silly voice?
1011
01:13:24,815 --> 01:13:26,545
Are you just going to repeat everything
1012
01:13:26,545 --> 01:13:30,775
I say in a silly voice? (laughs)
1013
01:13:30,775 --> 01:13:33,905
That's not evil, it's just retarded.
1014
01:13:33,905 --> 01:13:36,322
(foot thuds)
1015
01:13:40,066 --> 01:13:43,066
(Evil Oscar laughs)
1016
01:13:46,135 --> 01:13:48,552
(fist thuds)
1017
01:14:05,154 --> 01:14:07,904
(glass shatters)
1018
01:14:14,845 --> 01:14:17,512
(fist thudding)
1019
01:14:19,004 --> 01:14:20,122
(foot thuds)
(Oscar groans)
1020
01:14:20,122 --> 01:14:23,289
(Evil Oscar laughing)
1021
01:14:31,583 --> 01:14:36,550
Buh-bye. (laughing)
1022
01:14:40,041 --> 01:14:42,393
(light rock music)
1023
01:14:42,393 --> 01:14:45,445
? Using abusing ?
1024
01:14:45,445 --> 01:14:50,445
? Serpent in the grass ?
1025
01:14:50,532 --> 01:14:53,590
? Behind her crying eyes ?
1026
01:14:53,590 --> 01:14:58,590
? A dark and evil laugh ?
1027
01:14:58,970 --> 01:15:01,748
? Cold and cruel ?
1028
01:15:01,748 --> 01:15:04,070
We have a winner.
1029
01:15:04,070 --> 01:15:05,794
Let the summons commence.
1030
01:15:05,794 --> 01:15:10,009
? She's a evil an one ?
1031
01:15:10,009 --> 01:15:13,759
? And your heart gonna break ?
1032
01:15:24,203 --> 01:15:25,219
(group speaking in foreign language)
1033
01:15:25,219 --> 01:15:27,659
How does it feel Oz,
1034
01:15:27,659 --> 01:15:30,826
to know your evil side's the stronger?
1035
01:15:31,681 --> 01:15:34,152
All your life thinking
1036
01:15:34,152 --> 01:15:36,569
your someone that you're not.
1037
01:15:38,398 --> 01:15:41,148
(Evil Oz laughs)
1038
01:15:42,024 --> 01:15:46,024
You've never been anything,
anything but chosen.
1039
01:16:01,266 --> 01:16:04,433
(Evil Oscar laughing)
1040
01:16:16,424 --> 01:16:19,174
(unicorn neighs)
1041
01:16:26,693 --> 01:16:29,610
(unicorn snorting)
1042
01:16:31,793 --> 01:16:34,793
(unicorn whinnying)
1043
01:17:03,935 --> 01:17:06,935
(suspenseful music)
1044
01:17:12,891 --> 01:17:14,474
What's up, bitch?
1045
01:17:15,599 --> 01:17:18,432
(eerie rap music)
1046
01:17:32,228 --> 01:17:33,684
? Bitch ?
1047
01:17:33,684 --> 01:17:34,893
? You can call me Satan ?
1048
01:17:34,893 --> 01:17:36,196
? Bitch, what ?
1049
01:17:36,196 --> 01:17:37,834
? You've been fucking with my unicorn ?
1050
01:17:37,834 --> 01:17:40,523
? Traumatize, paralyze,
weepin' out your fuckin' eyes ?
1051
01:17:40,523 --> 01:17:43,350
? Say goodbye, maggot surprise,
and wrote your goodbye's ?
1052
01:17:43,350 --> 01:17:44,832
? Exorcizing demons from me ?
1053
01:17:44,832 --> 01:17:46,182
? You're the one, now I applaud ?
1054
01:17:46,182 --> 01:17:48,914
? Killing all these people with
out a cause, are you bored ?
1055
01:17:48,914 --> 01:17:50,368
? Make it rain with headless bodies ?
1056
01:17:50,368 --> 01:17:51,941
? Eat a brain and entertain ?
1057
01:17:51,941 --> 01:17:53,457
? Hurricane of pain's your fate ?
1058
01:17:53,457 --> 01:17:54,465
? You're gonna break ?
1059
01:17:54,465 --> 01:17:55,502
? He's talking full and hot ?
1060
01:17:55,502 --> 01:17:57,072
? And everybody's gonna die ?
1061
01:17:57,072 --> 01:17:58,190
? I love the sound of screaming ?
1062
01:17:58,190 --> 01:17:59,828
? And when everybody cries ?
1063
01:17:59,828 --> 01:18:01,680
? You raise hell, doing well ?
1064
01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:02,636
? Ring the bell ?
1065
01:18:02,636 --> 01:18:03,861
? Your time is up ?
1066
01:18:03,861 --> 01:18:06,479
? The time is now go tell ?
1067
01:18:06,479 --> 01:18:08,896
? What, what ?
1068
01:18:23,936 --> 01:18:26,686
(Oscar laughing)
1069
01:18:29,253 --> 01:18:30,086
Hey.
1070
01:18:31,054 --> 01:18:33,820
? First up your rap is crap ?
1071
01:18:33,820 --> 01:18:36,130
? Clap, clap, and a handicap ?
1072
01:18:36,130 --> 01:18:38,794
? I tell you what I want,
what I really, really want ?
1073
01:18:38,794 --> 01:18:41,884
? So tell me what you want,
what you really, really want ?
1074
01:18:41,884 --> 01:18:44,729
? You'd like my head to
be dead in the basement ?
1075
01:18:44,729 --> 01:18:47,735
? Fuck with me and
you're gonna get wasted ?
1076
01:18:47,735 --> 01:18:50,392
? I'm insane, now I go crazy ?
1077
01:18:50,392 --> 01:18:52,893
? Get your fists up, don't get lazy ?
1078
01:18:52,893 --> 01:18:54,156
? Bitch, I'm gonna get you ?
1079
01:18:54,156 --> 01:18:55,622
? Wish I never met you ?
1080
01:18:55,622 --> 01:18:57,034
? Wish I never met you ?
1081
01:18:57,034 --> 01:18:59,637
? Now I'm gonna wreck you ?
1082
01:18:59,637 --> 01:19:01,669
I got just one more question.
1083
01:19:01,669 --> 01:19:04,397
What's that?
Can you eat a chainsaw?
1084
01:19:04,397 --> 01:19:07,314
(chainsaw buzzing)
1085
01:19:11,496 --> 01:19:14,329
(Oscar screaming)
1086
01:20:18,095 --> 01:20:20,845
(birds chirping)
1087
01:20:25,517 --> 01:20:26,993
I told you I'd make it.
1088
01:20:31,194 --> 01:20:33,689
(unicorn neighing)
1089
01:20:33,689 --> 01:20:36,439
(dramatic music)
1090
01:20:49,686 --> 01:20:52,936
(dramatic piano music)
1091
01:20:55,850 --> 01:20:58,600
(fire crackling)
1092
01:21:25,877 --> 01:21:28,460
(Oscar groans)
1093
01:21:48,044 --> 01:21:53,044
? Worry dies and less endeavors ?
1094
01:21:54,708 --> 01:21:57,815
? Forgotten advice ?
1095
01:21:57,815 --> 01:22:01,179
? Integrity weathers ?
1096
01:22:01,179 --> 01:22:04,475
? In comes the rain ?
1097
01:22:04,475 --> 01:22:07,680
? Out goes the tide ?
1098
01:22:07,680 --> 01:22:10,926
? In comes my pain ?
1099
01:22:10,926 --> 01:22:14,078
? There goes my pride ?
1100
01:22:14,078 --> 01:22:16,853
? You will walk alone ?
1101
01:22:16,853 --> 01:22:18,515
(bright ethereal music)
1102
01:22:18,515 --> 01:22:23,515
? Jesus ?
1103
01:22:23,531 --> 01:22:25,531
? Jesus ?
1104
01:22:26,921 --> 01:22:30,254
(bright ethereal music)
1105
01:22:46,783 --> 01:22:48,184
(woman vocalizing)
1106
01:22:48,184 --> 01:22:53,184
? Walk alone ?
1107
01:22:54,304 --> 01:22:57,887
? We all will soon go home ?
72651
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