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♪ Who's the improbable duo that you heard about?

♪ Faster than a scooter stronger than metal

♪ Who's the little girl and her domesticated rodent?

♪ Who's still standing when you see the dust settle?

♪ It's Hamster Hamster, Hamster

♪ Hamster and Gretel

♪ If they can't do it then nobody can

♪ Hamster, Hamster, Hamster

♪ Hamster and Gretel

♪ There's also Kevin in the minivan ♪

(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

GRETEL: It's got so much momentum.

Maybe I can slow it down if I...

As far back as I can remember,

I always wanted a lemonade stand.

Lemonade, 50 cents a cup.

Are you sure you want to do that by hand, Bailey?

My grandma says you've got to hand squeeze every lemon

until your fingers are pruny and burning with citric acid.

Well, I trust your grandma's pretty fingers.

I can tell we're going to make a fortune today.

I'll take a glass.

That's really good. Keep the change, kids.

Our first dollar. We're gonna be rich.

We only need to sell 2,000 more cups to get our dream tree house.

BAILEY: No bowling alley?

Couldn't get the permit.

Where's Kevin?

He's over at Fred's playing pool.

Nice. So you want to play a game?

I provide the basement and the pool table, not the competition.

Is there no one here to challenge me?

Rack them up, mop boy.

"Mop boy"?

Because I'm going to mop the floor with you.

And another sale.

Only 1,972 lemonades to go.

I love this business!

Salutations, ladies.

Hey, Nordle. You remember Tobor.

Oh, right. Hey, Tobor.

Greetings. Calm down, Tobor.

So selling lemonade, huh?

Yep, it's my grandma's recipe.

Here, try a cup.

(SNIFFS)

That's pretty good.

Thanks. I said pretty good, not paradigm shifting.

If you really want this business to take off,

you're gonna have to kick things up a notch.

We are?

Fortunately for you, I'm prepared to make

a sizable investment in your stand. Tobor.

All I ask for is a third of the company.

No, thanks. Bailey and I have it covered.

I make the lemonade,

Gretel handles the business.

And our friendship takes care of the rest.

Oh, yeah? How will your friendship work

without a vertically integrated business model?

Our friendship doesn't need vertical anything.

(SCOFFS) Here's my card.

Call me when you're ready to make some real money.

Let's go, Tobor.

Farewell, ladies.

NORDLE: Take it down a notch, Tobor.

Don't listen to him, Gretel.

As long as we have lemonade and each other,

we don't need anything else.

Except customers.

Oh, that, too.

I have an idea.

What if we take some of our money

and use it to print up some posters

to get the word out? That's using your sour power.

Gretel, thank goodness you're back.

We're slammed!

Guess those posters did the trick.

One tiny problem.

All we have left is one lemon.

Oh, no!

Well, well, well.

Looks like someone's friendship

is having a supply chain crisis.

If you just sign this contract,

I'll have you pumping out lemonade again like that!

We don't need your help.

Wait, Bailey, I think we should take the deal.

But Gretel...

The dream tree house. It's the only way.

Okay. If it's the only way.

You two grab a power lunch.

We'll get things set up.

Okay. Come on, Bailey.

We can make sandwiches at my place.

I like sandwiches.

Tobor, you have no mouth.

Your turn, mop boy.

One ball, side pocket.

Are you trying to hustle me?

Well, I did go to pool camp two summers in a row.

It's all about the angles, baby.

Oh, it's on.

I know you weren't wild about Nordle,

but maybe now we can spread some of the work around.

But the stand was supposed to be our thing, and now...

It still is. Well, most of it.

How much could Nordle possibly...

change it?

Hi.

Welcome to Grandma Exclamation's Old-timey Lemonade.

Can I get you anything?

I want Nordle's head.

Um, I don't see that on the menu.

Partners, how was your power lunch?

Don't you "how was your power lunch" us.

What happened to our stand?

And why is your grandma on the sign?

NORDLE: Oh, no, that's not my grandma.

Grandma Exclamation was created by an ad agency

to rope in the 45 to 80 demo.

As for what happened, it's simple.

I turned your rinky-dink stand

into the number one juice spot in town.

But how? When we left, you just had one lemon.

There's a great saying,

when life gives you a lemon,

make it huge!

BAILEY: That's not how that saying goes.

You see, my father recently patented fruitonium,

a radioactive compound which causes rapid growth in fruits.

So...

♪ The lemon's getting bigger the lemon's getting better

♪ We've got citric acid Yes, it's time to invest

♪ The lemon's getting bigger the lemon's getting better

♪ The market's looking bullish

♪ And it's all full of zest

♪ We've got production growth and market share

♪ And tons of synergy

♪ And we're all about our integrated verticality

♪ Our profit margin's living large

♪ And we'll all get ahead

♪ 'Cause we're part of a squeeze and sell cartel

♪ Remember what I said?

♪ The lemon's getting bigger the lemon's getting better

♪ The sky's the limit We've got no bottom line

♪ The lemon's getting bigger the lemon's getting better

♪ I hope you're thirsty 'cause it's lemonade time ♪

That song was fine.

But what about the lemonade?

Here, try it.

Ugh! It's so sweet!

This isn't half as good as my grandma's recipe.

Uh, I'm, like, right here.

It doesn't have to be.

We sell it for 25 cents a cup.

Twenty-five cents?

We sold it for 50! Yes.

But because of my cost savings,

we make twice as much per cup.

We've doubled our profits.

Oh, that's great.

No, it's not!

This is nothing but water, lemon juice and sugar.

There's no love in this.

Maybe not.

But there is a synthetic love substitute.

I vote we go back

to the old business.

Real lemonade made with real love.

And I vote for my innovative

expanding lemon business model.

I know how you feel, Bailey.

But we tried it our way,

and it didn't work.

What? Have you lost your mind?

It's not exactly what we envisioned,

but at least now we can get the tree house, our dream.

My dream was to make real lemonade with my best friend.

I'm opening up my own lemonade stand.

But Bailey...

You know, she signed a non-compete clause,

so you're gonna have to tell her to cease and desist.

I'm not gonna do that.

Well, my attorney's in Barbados,

so it ain't gonna be him, baby.

(ALARM BLARING) Um, sir?

Not now, Tobor.

TOBOR: I hope I'm not programmed to feel pain.

No, I definitely am. Ow, ow, ow!

Whoa!

(SHRIEKS) (ALL SCREAMING)

Runaway lemon!

I hereby disclaim any and all interest

in this juice bar and its subsidiaries.

That's exactly what I was afraid of.

(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

GRETEL: It's got so much momentum.

Maybe I can slow it down if I...

Which brings us to now.

(GRUNTS)

Uh, the ball moved. My turn.

Hey, I didn't touch it. (THUDDING)

Uh, what the heck is that?

Ugh. Please let this be a typo.

It was a typo. It said melon.

I need you guys' help. What happened?

Bailey and I made a lemonade stand,

but we didn't make any money, so we brought Nordle on.

But he used his dad's fruitonium to make the lemon big,

and now there's a big, unstoppable lemon rolling towards the city.

I have no follow-up questions.

How do we stop it? Pool math.

If we hit the lemon with another large round object

at just the right angle, we could send it down

the causeway into the old court.

Yes. Except we'll all be

crushed to death if we miss.

And that's why the two best hustlers

are gonna be playing on the largest table.

Where are we gonna get a giant ball?

Hmm. I have just the one.

(GRUNTING)

Sorry. I'll bring this right back.

Hmm. Not billiard regulation,

but should do the trick.

Okay. You have to hit it at 17 degrees on my signal.

Hold.

Hold.

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

Now!

Wait a sec. Isn't that globe

way more dense than the lemon?

Yeah, that just means that... Oh, no!

Well, the city is out of danger.

Although it's really sticky now.

Oh, come on!

Bailey! Gretel!

Thank goodness you're okay.

I'm so sorry.

You were right about the business.

It was a mistake to let it come between us.

Yeah, it was. But at least nobody got hurt.

TOBOR: Oh, I can't feel my sensors.

(SCOFFS) Tobor,

stop being a drama queen!

(SIGHS) Oh, good. You survived.

That means I can give you

your share of the profits.

Profits? Sure.

After clean-up, insurance

and many legal fees, of course.

Fifty cents? You're welcome.

Well, it looks like the dream tree house stays a dream.

But it's good to have a dream.

And some lemonade.

Bailey Carter, I represent

Grandma Exclamations Old-timey Lemonade.

This is a cease and desist letter to enjoin you from...

Wait, Phil. We worked it out.

(SIGHS) You know I have to bill you for this, right?

Yes, I know how it works.

TOBOR: Please, for the love of alloy, deactivate me.

It's not all about you, Tobor!

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