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What shall we do?

What shall we do?

Hey, what shall we do?

You know... he may kill you.

Ouch.

Just see your dentist.

It's too late.

I've used pain killers for too long. The tooth is dead now.

'Dead turd'.

'Dead tooth' I said, not 'dead turd'.

Ouch.

I'm sure he'll kill you.

My boss is so hot-headed.

You don't mind at all?

You'll tell him, right?

You'll tell him you're taking me.

We came all the way.

Dead turd.

WOMAN'S

WOMAN'S WET

- Mind your steps. - Yeah.

You need boots.

It's there.

The Big Star Mary Nakayama's SM Show

Sex Orgy in Spring

What shall we do?

Well, we've come all the way.

We're really going?

We're really going?

Alright.

Darling...

Darling!

It's here?

Hey, we're not backing off.

We said we'd talk to him.

I'm sure he'll understand.

Enough now!

You really think he'll understand? Idiot.

It's too late now. We've come all the way.

Park Hotel

This could be our last time. This could be our last time.

Shimako.

After tonight...

you'll never love me again.

Shimako.

Darling...

You're so big today.

You're so deep inside.

Darling!

Shimako.

Darling!

I love you.

Darling...

Shimako.

Darling...

You're killing me.

Oh darling, you're big! You're so big!

Darling...

Darling...

Dead turd.

It hurts.

Pain Killer One Pill at a Time

Father, what should I do?

You see, Shimak0's husband is a yakuza...

and he killed some people.

You see, he'll probably kill me.

Damn it, I'm so screwed.

Had I known her husband was a yakuza...

Well, I don't know...

I fell in love with her.

What?

Hey, it's up again already.

Just thinking about Shimako, it got up again.

That's probably what pure love is about.

Father.

Welcome! Welcome!

Thank you very much! Thank you very much!

Yes, two persons. Welcome.

Enjoy the show.

Here's your ticket. Thank you.

What did you have in mind?

You touched my wife even though you knew who I was?

I didn't know she was married at first.

Welcome, sir.

Thank you, sir. There you are.

Tell you what, I hate quarrels.

Quarrels are not good for business.

Yuko-chan, could you come replace me for a minute?

Coming.

Come with me.

Alright.

Knowingly or unknowingly...

you two guys made a mistake.

I'm sorry.

I've had this cough for weeks.

You may be sorry...

but still you made a big mistake, you get it?

Yes sir, yes sir.

"Yes sir" you say? I'm not sure you get it.

You have to consider the consequences.

- Hey, Matsu. - Yes.

Take off your shoes and come on up. Hey, Shimako!

- Matsu. - Yes.

- My wife is back. - What?

- This way, this way. - Yes.

Madam, welcome back.

Welcome back.

Massage my shoulders.

- Yes. - Yes.

Listen.

You see, Shimako...

She's the only wife I ever had...

That's why you scoundrel...

Just cutting off one or two fingers won't be enough.

You see, I decided Shimako would be my wife...

and we got officially married. Did you know that?

Sorry sir, I didn't.

Matsu, do you know that?

No sir, I didn't know that.

You had the same problem with that other guy...

I remember you fought and killed him by mistake.

He attacked you first as I recall...

Well, he had a gun that day.

S0 my brother who was terminally ill...

covered for me and surrendered to the police.

But then...

a few months later, he died in jail.

He left his wife behind, see?

He left Shimako.

I took her in for my brother.

That's why I have a duty toward her.

To take care of her all my life.

And you scoundrel...

And you promised him...

that you'd never lay a hand on me.

Not my arm!

I'm sorry, boss!

How many years have you been massaging me.

Yes, I'm sorry.

- Around here? - Lower.

How about here?

Hands off, you useless punk!

- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.

Fucking idiot!

Why were you using drugs?

Do you want me to hate you?

Buzz off! Shimako, please tell me.

Just tell me, Shimako.

Damn.

- Take him. - Pardon?

The guest, you take him.

Yes.

Let's go.

Well?

A little farther.

Darling!

- Run! - Shimako!

- Darling! - Shimako!

They'll kill you!

Darling!

Madam!

What are you doing?

- Madam, don't interfere! - Matsu, don't!

Darling, run!

- Darling! - Shimako!

Hurry!

Just run!

- Shimako! - Darling!

- Stop. - Don't interfere!

No!

- Darling! - Shimako!

Idiot, stop it!

Shimako!

Run quickly!

Shimako!

Hurry. Darling!

_ Let me I _ NO! 9o.

- Shimako! - Darling!

Excuse me...

Where's this bus headed?

Why should I care?

Excuse me...

Would you mind sharing that whiskey?

Well, even just a sip.

It's all yours.

No, I really can't...

It's fine, I won't drink it.

I don't even like alcohol.

Really?

I'm embarrassed now.

Ouch!

Hey, you hurt me.

You know how you hurt me.

Look at that poor thing.

Just until yesterday...

it was happily among its family.

Could you lend me a bill?

Just 1,000 yen for the fare.

Eh?

- There. - Thank you.

Stop!

Please stop!

I'm getting off.

I'm getting off.

Driver!

- What's wrong? - Please stop.

- What's wrong? - There's no bus stop.

Come on, let me get off!

Thank you.

Ah, thank you.

Is that woman about to kill herself?

She came to the cliffs to kill herself. That's why...

she had the bottle of whiskey.

She used up all her money.

Father, tell me what to do.

Ah?

What?

Ah, she killed herself.

Father.

N0 way, she just went like that.

Dead turd.

Stewed Meat Oden

May I use your phone?

Sure.

Ah.

I could get a bottle...

Maybe some oden to go with it.

I'm so hungry.

- We don't serve food... - I'm so cold.

Neither oden nor any other food.

You can have sake though.

This is a bar, you see.

Codfish sushi, tuna sushi...

We don't do that now.

- You just hang it on the walls? - Right.

So sly, you're baiting the customers.

Here you are.

We have pickles if you want, pickled radish.

- Let me have that. - Coming.

Right, Yuraku Music.

Hello? Are you Yuraku Music?

Yes, sir.

Shimako, I mean Hizuru.

May I talk to Hizuru Harukawa?

Who is asking?

I'm a fan of Miss Hizuru Harukawa.

Just a quick talk with her...

Madam doesn't work here anymore.

Scoundrel, if you come again I'll crush you.

Really, this is hopeless.

I'm so hungry.

Let's eat.

What did you just eat?

It's gonna stay in your stomach.

But it's wasted otherwise.

- What's wrong? - I swallowed it.

I just told you it was bad.

It's an important tooth, a woman's tooth.

Not even a gold plated tooth.

I was kidding, of course I didn't eat it.

I'm so hungry.

HeY-

HeY-

S0meone's calling.

Give him this.

"L'm hungry, I'm hungry"... Enough with the whining!

Catch.

There.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you, sir.

They're at it again.

They've been doing this for 3 hours.

Those two.

Those crazed perverts should see a doctor.

Please, come here. Please, come here.

More.

You're teasing me.

No!

Please.

Please.

More... Please... Come here... Please...

That hurts! That hurts!

No!

Please, hold on longer.

Hold on.

Stop it.

It smells like a Crematorium.

It's like...

you're cremating me.

Bite harder.

Bite harder!

Bite harder.

Bite harder!

HeY-

S0 cold...

Thanks for last night.

It's OK.

Lady, a menu set please.

- Coming. - The bus is late.

I was watching you as you came here.

I thought, "ls he gonna enter or walk by?"

As I was watching you.

I see you're busy.

Well, I'm waiting for the bus.

Are you going to Miyako?

My man is embarking on a boat in Miyako tonight.

You mean last night's man?

Is he a fisherman?

How is it there? In Miyako?

The usual...

It's a port, they unload salmon, they have bars.

Wherever I go, the ocean is waiting.

Its color is totally different from Tokyo.

That boat you see out there is Mr. Hira's.

The ocean looks rough today.

I wish it capsized...

I want it to capsize and sink to the bottom.

I'd be so relieved if he was dead.

Everything solved.

You're terrible.

Women are extreme.

As soon as something doesn't go their way...

they're like "l wish you died."

It's awful.

She told you that?

Not exactly...

But I bet deep down that's what she thinks.

Hey, Hizuru-chan.

She's using drugs again.

What a shame, it's bad for business.

One Man Bus Get On And Off From the From'

Splendid view.

What a beautiful landscape.

Don't look, OK?

You had to go too?

I'm glad you asked him to stop.

A lady can't ask for such things.

It's so big.

Eh?

I mean the ocean.

Would you have a tissue for me as well?

- It's so cute. - What?

The wiener of a small kid.

It's all shrunk up from the cold.

That bus ain't coming.

Miyako Salmon Festival, January 3, 4, 5

Mr. Hira has a wife and kids in Kyushu.

In Kyushu?

A port called Misumi in Kumamoto.

- You know it? - No.

T0 visit me up North...

he tells them he needs to come here to fish.

But that's an obvious lie...

because from Misumi he'd have more luck sailing East.

It would be more profitable.

Mr. Hira...

probably went back to Kyushu.

I've become a burden to him.

I can feel that.

Why is that?

Last night, Mr. Hira was insane.

He kept me awake all night long.

Of course it was great...

You speak fondly of him.

What a nasty addiction.

It's called a behavioral addiction.

You're right.

I'm obsessing about him...

to the point that I'm becoming crazy myself.

That's why I make mistakes.

Mistakes?

Ouch!

You think Mr. Hira will come back?

Ouch!

It still hurts from last night.

You're OK with this? ls that a mistake?

- A mistake? - Yes.

We're fine.

Take it easy.

Ouch...

Well, it's really painful.

Mr. Hira was really rough last night.

S0 take it easy.

Be gentle.

Maybe I should stop.

It's fine.

Keep going.

It hurts here too?

Softly.

It hurts! It hurts!

I'm sorry.

You're so kind. It's hard to say no.

I'm sorry.

Ouch!

Gently.

Ouch!

I think I should stop.

Better stop right there at the gate.

If I push any further...

I'll be poking my nose into other people's business again.

Yeah, I'd better stop.

It doesn't feel right.

Oh, fuck it.

Ouch.

Be gentle!

Please... Please...

Father.

I made another mistake.

Why did I have to do that with Kayako?

Sure, I know. I was born a pervert...

but I'm in love with another woman.

Isn't that a form of adultery.

What would 'dead turd' say to that?

I can't even reach Shimako anymore.

I'm not sure I want to, anymore.

Father.

Dead turd.

Where are you hiding the damn drugs?

Shimako, it's intolerable!

You're loaded every day, even on stage!

You can't perform or dance properly.

You're ruining my business!

Ouch!

Hot!

Shimako!

You bitch!

You're just a source of trouble, you stupid cow!

Do you know how much that hurts me?

Alright, I'll teach you a lesson.

Shimako.

- You see... - What?

Raping a drugged woman...

Where's the fun in that?

Huh?

I'm stoned...

and down there...

I'm lose down there.

When you take me...

I pee myself.

Where's the fun in that?

Shimako! Shimako!

Shimako...

Forgive me. D0 you hate me?

That fat, inflated pimp of yours...

Do you still love him?

Shimako! Shimako! Shimako!

You bitch!

I'm miserable.

You see 'dead turd', to me...

sound like St Peter, the first pope.

I pray to him, and he keeps me pure...

so that I don't commit adultery.

You mean you're a Christian?

My late father was a priest.

A priest? Wow.

A priest, I see.

You see, I loved my father.

I loved him even more than St Peter.

But I'm no good.

I keep failing St Peter.

I keep taking other people's wives.

My faith in St Peter turned into a 'dead turd'

Dead turd.

Dead turd?

It sounds so sad.

It's even sadder than sadness itself.

Right.

Look at that sad noodle.

I guess it is.

And here comes a sad kiss.

And here's a sad boob.

And here's a sad wiener.

S0 sad.

S0 sad.

Sad.

- S0 sad. - S0 sad.

- S0 sad. - Sad.

Are you having fun?

I was just visiting.

You see he's just...

I get it. It's OK. I get it.

I sure get it.

Please, have the cover.

Alright.

Want a drink?

Thanks, I don't.

I'll drink!

Thank you for the herring, last week.

Ah, you're so kind.

You're back now?

How long do I have to wait for you?

Why aren't you mad?

You see me with another man and you're not mad?

Why do you keep silent? Say something!

Please, say something!

Why should I be mad?

I wish I was mad, but I'm not.

Idiot!

Excuse me.

Stay with me.

You'll stay with me tonight.

Alright.

The seagull coming from the North will tell you...

How tall the waves were standing

I wanted to go back to Kyushu.

I was supposedto embark in Shiogama.

S0 I took the train to Sendai...

with the intention of sailing back to Kyushu.

But instead of that...

Please.

Isn't your wife waiting for you there?

Wouldn't you be better off with your family?

I know it's not my place to say that.

I can't go.

You go there.

You can have her if you want.

Come on, you shouldn't joke about such matters.

Take her, she's all yours.

It's cold.

We have a deal?

Huh?

My ex...

You want her?

I can't do that.

I can't do that!

Easy now! I knew it! You're mad!

Where are you going?

You need to piss? Use this.

We use it on the boat.

It's too dangerous for drunk sailors to piss from the deck.

Go ahead.

It sounds like a mountain stream.

That's because you're young.

You're full of vigor.

Obviously, mine is getting old.

Even the color ain't right.

It's the color of mud.

Come on, don't say that.

Looks like good piss to me.

Oh, I nearly spilled it.

Hello.

Hello?

Shimako?

It's... me.

Darling.

Darling.

Why did you run away?

Eh? But...

You told me to run.

You ran, and then you ran for days.

That's a nasty thing to say.

You ran and left me behind.

Now I'm stranded here. Who cares?

Hello?

You made your woman miserable.

You ran and forgot all about me.

Is that how you are?

Hey... darling.

OK, I'm coming.

I'll take the first bus at dawn.

I'll face your boss again.

Is that what you want?

No.

Why?

Obviously, I'm not on good terms with him.

He keeps flying into fits of rage.

I don't think you'll be welcome.

This time he'll kill you for sure.

Let him kill me already.

Anything is better than this desperate defeat.

Am I right?

Hey, Shimako.

- Hey. - You can't.

I just have to go now.

I just have to go. No choice.

Mr. Hira...

Mr. Hira! More!

Come.

Please.

Please... More...

Harder, please!

They're enjoyiflg it-

That's her.

"Body of a woman found on the shore."

Do they mention a suicide?

"Third suicide in Numanohama this year."

She really died that day.

I saw her with my own eyes.

Thank you for stopping.

- Please take a ticket. - OK.

I'm so glad.

- Ah? - What?

We met last time.

So you're alive after all.

- Sit down. - Sure.

Didn't you try to kill yourself?

A woman jumped from that cliff.

That woman killed herself before that.

There are so many fishermen and rescue teams on the coast.

- So you didn't manage? - Right.

I stayed at a fisherman's place until today.

Where are you going?

Why are you following me?

I enjoy your company.

There is something I need to take care of.

I also have something to take care of.

What is it?

I would like to thank you.

- What? - I owe you 1,000 yen.

- Forget about that. - No.

And there's also this.

Had I not spoken with you...

I would've jumped into the ocean.

What did I say?

I'm just saying, if I'm alive today...

it's all your fault.

" My fault? _ Yup.

You must be joking.

It hurts.

Please be gentle.

What the heck am I doing?

I always end up is these situations.

Am I normal?

Something ain't right.

D0 you think I'm normal, Father?

What are you mumbling?

Dead turd.

Thank you.

Thank you for all the tadpoles.

Tadpoles? What tadpoles?

Your sperm.

The tadpoles that make babies.

What?

I plan to have a baby.

Whose baby?

Your baby.

My baby?

Right.

I can feel all your tadpoles swarming in my belly.

They're all vying for my egg.

Give them back! Give me back my tadpoles!

Don't be silly.

They're in my womb already! They won't come back out.

Ah, this is terrible.

I have a terrible feeling now.

I'm ovulating today, so your tadpoles are most welcome.

But why? Of all people, why did you choose my tadpoles?

In fact, anybody would've been fine.

You see...

in the next few months I'll be going blind.

It's a corneal degeneration.

I'm irreversibly losing my eyesight.

The doctor said even modern medicine can't help.

You drop this like a bomb.

That's why I had lost hope.

But if I have a baby in my tummy...

If it's going to pop out...

I'm sure I'll regain hope.

I need to be strong for the baby, right?

Please, I'm begging you.

Please don't use my tadpoles.

I bear only weaklings, they can't carry such a burden.

Please don't! I'm begging you!

What did I do to deserve this?

Father, I'm desperate.

In less than a year I'll have a kid.

An offspring as useless as I am.

An unwelcome new life.

A good-for-nothing father...

begetting a good-for-nothing child.

I'm desperate now.

I'm a dead turd.

Welcome! Welcome!

Thank you for your visit.

Welcome! One person.

Welcome! Welcome!

Welcome! Welcome!

- Welcome. - Welcome!

Shimako.

Let me take you.

Let me take you.

I want a refund!

We want our money back!

Calm down! Please calm down.

How have you been?

Why did you come back here?

Shimako...

Madam Shimako...

P... P... Please...

let me have her.

We are sorry for the inconvenience.

Next we will show you a new talent.

We are proud to present our young star, Lily.

Please, welcome her with a big applause.

That bastard.

That's the right word.

Let me have Shimako.

Shimako is my wife.

Out of so many women in this world...

there's only one I chose to marry.

I'm sorry.

You have some balls to come back here.

Here they are.

If you touch one hair on his head...

I'll take them all.

Shimako!

Darling, let's go!

Boss!

Let me kill the asshole!

- Enough! - But boss...

If we hurt that asshole, I'll lose Shimako forever!

Huh? Do you get that?

Shimako is my wife.

I deal with this the way I want to.

I'm so glad, darling!

Darling!

What's wrong?

You got so scared that it's all shrunk up.

I'm so glad you came.

A coward like you, doing this for me.

I'm so glad you came.

This is yours.

Oh, my tooth.

That dead tooth of mine.

I'm haPPY-

When I was a kid, grandma would tell me...

to throw my teeth on top of the roof for good luck.

Let's do that tomorrow, OK?

OK.

Alright.

You cheated on me, didn't you.

Yes.

I need all your love back now.

Yes.

Darling!

Shimako.

Please, darling.

Shimako! Shimako!

Darling! More!

Suck them! Suck them!

Darling!

More!

Yes!

Darling! Darling!

I'm so screwed.

If I don't let her have that asshole...

I'll lose Shimako to drugs for good.

I'm in a bind.

I'll lose her to drugs if I kill the asshole.

What a bother.

Are you OK?

We'll have to buy you boots.

THE END