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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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So, once this is up and running,
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anyone with a
computer and a modem
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can have access to every
grant offered worldwide.
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As the kids like
to say, ka-ching!
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That's the sound
of a cash register,
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in case the
onomatopoeia was unclear.
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Brenda has a secret man
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that she is hiding from
everybody. Really?
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And he might be married.
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Really?
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Look, it's not easy
seeing you talk to guys.
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You want to know
what's not easy?
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Hearing from Billy Sparks
about you and his mother
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hanging out in
their chicken coop.
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What?
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So you know, me and
Brenda are just friends.
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Okay.
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I'm glad we can talk
about these things.
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Me, too. Someday we'll talk
about Mom and Pastor Rob.
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Oh, remember
today is Sheldon's big
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database launch party,
so we're all very excited.
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Yeah, how excited we talking,
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on a scale of one to ten?
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Uh, I don't know. Six?
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Do we have any understanding
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of what this data thing is?
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Not a clue. Morning, Shelly.
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Hey, there's the big guy.
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That was about a nine.
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Can I get you breakfast?
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I don't know if I can
eat. I'm too excited.
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I know. We all are.
What's going on?
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It's your brother's big day.
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When isn't it?
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Meemaw, are you
coming to my party?
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I wouldn't miss it.
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Oh, we're gonna leave at 4:00
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if you want to ride with us.
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No, I have to meet you there.
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I got a little business
I have to take care of.
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Oh, if you're getting me a
gift, it's not that kind of party.
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Although I wouldn't say no
to a TI-81 graphing calculator.
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So what all's gonna
happen at this party?
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Well, we're gonna post to
UseNet that the database is live
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and then watch the monitor
as the subscribers roll in.
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And you're calling
that a party? Bold.
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We still haven't
settled on a name.
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Well, I was thinking
maybe Alice.
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Alice Cooper. That
is badass. Sold.
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Wait, who said her last
name's gonna be Cooper?
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Well, that's my last name.
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Yeah, and mine's McAllister.
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Yeah, but I'm the dad. So?
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I think that's just the rule.
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Not my rule.
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Well, all right. Let's
not fight about it.
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I'm pretty sure she can hear us.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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Please don't have a giant head!
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Thanks for doing this.
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Hey, you make a whole
human being in your belly,
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I get the crib and car
seat, we'll call it even.
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That is not even close to even.
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Well, I'm just saying,
my list is pretty long,
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and you only got the one thing.
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Hey.
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Hey. I didn't know you
were working today.
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No, I'm not. Just stopped
by to pick up my check.
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Got it right here.
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Any plans for your day off?
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Nothing special.
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Not seeing your mystery man?
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Just give me my check.
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I don't mean to pry.
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It's just, your friends think
you're keeping him a secret
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'cause he's married.
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There's no mystery
man. And you're prying.
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Sorry.
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Hello? Oh, Rob! Uh...
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Pastor Rob. It's Pastor Rob.
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I gathered.
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Uh, lunch would be...
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fine. Yes.
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See you soon. Mm-hmm.
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Shall I pry?
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Uh, it's nothing. He
probably just wants
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to gossip about
some church drama.
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So here's your check. Okay, bye.
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Buh-bye.
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Excuse me, which one of
these car seats is the best?
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That'd be the Evenflo
Discovery right here.
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Top of the line.
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Great.
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Which one's your second best?
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Is it a gift for someone?
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No, it's for me.
I'm having a kid.
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Mm. I tell you,
that first ride home
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from the hospital with
the baby in the back,
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scariest drive of your life.
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Well, I got a station wagon.
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It's like a tank with
a cassette player.
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That's good, good.
'Cause you can't believe
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how fragile and tiny
newborn babies are.
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No, I can, I can believe it.
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So you know about
that spot on their head
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that ain't even solid yet.
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Sure.
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Anyway, uh, you were
interested in the basic model.
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Okay, pal, I'm in sales. I
know what you're doing.
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So...
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Just give me the expensive one.
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Good choice.
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Hello?
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Sheldon, is Georgie there?
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No.Is your mom there?
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No.Are there any adults there?
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No. But I have an IQ of 187.
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I'm sure I can figure out
whatever's troubling you.
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My water broke. I'm in labor.
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Oh, dear.
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Come in.
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All right, let's do this.
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Why are you wearing dish gloves?
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To deliver the baby.
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That is not happening.
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Good.
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Whew. Can I get
a glass of water?
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Sheldon, I need to
go to the hospital.
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Well, I can't drive.
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I do have a bike, but
you'll never fit in the wagon.
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I don't know how
much longer I can wait.
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I can call an ambulance.
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It's okay, I'll drive.
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Just come with me, okay?
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Okay.
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Oh...
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Does it hurt bad? Yes!
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That's unfortunate.
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It's my understanding
it's only gonna get worse.
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I'll be right back.
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Mrs. Sparks, I need your help.
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What's with the gloves?
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So I don't get
placenta on my hands.
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What?
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Thank you.
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Thanks.
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So, I haven't seen
you around in a while.
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Yeah, I've been pretty
busy trying to help Pastor Jeff
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hold things together
at the church.
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Oh. Things okay?
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You know.
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Not as good as they
were when you were there.
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Well, that's nice of you to say.
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No, I mean that it's chaos.
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I'm sure you'll pull through.
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Yeah, actually, I
got another job offer.
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Oh.
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First Baptist in Little Rock
is looking for a youth pastor.
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Arkansas.
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That's a big move.
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Well, I'm not sure
I'm gonna take it yet,
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but, um, kind of wanted
to get your advice.
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So you might stay?
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Well, it's a good opportunity,
bigger congregation,
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but I'd miss the kids... Mm.
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And, you know, the
friends I've made.
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Sure. Are you still
seeing that girl?
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The one you babysat?
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Yeah, that one.
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Uh, no, no.
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We, um, we broke up.
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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
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So, what do you think?
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Well, um...
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I would miss
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having you around,
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but I think you need
to follow your heart.
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What if my heart doesn't
know what it wants?
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I don't know. Pick
a different organ.
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Mary Cooper.
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Oh, grow up.
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That's not what I meant.
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Shouldn't you be laying down?
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No, it's good to be on my feet.
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The doctor said this
could take a while.
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Could you be more specific?
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I have a thing at 5:00.
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Is there anyone else
I can call for you?
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Maybe your mom? No, I
can't deal with her right now.
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Maybe after they give me drugs.
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Okay, I'll just keep
trying the Coopers.
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You know, in a way,
you and I are having
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a very similar day.
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Really? How might that be?
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I'm also bringing something
new into the world.
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Although mine does
not involve my privates
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being inspected my strangers.
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Okay. "Tighten strap
until car seat moves
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no more than half an inch."
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Okay.
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Well, that's more
than half an inch.
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Aw, come on.
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You've been through this
before. How long does it take?
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Depends. With
Billy, it was days.
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Well, he always
has been a tad slow.
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I just got your message.
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Am I late? Did I miss it?
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Actually, you're
the first one here.
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Actually, I was
the first one here
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and I'd like to be
the first one to leave.
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So who's back there with Mandy?
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She's with the doctor.
We gave her some privacy.
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Where the hell's
Georgie? We can't find him.
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What about Mary? Ain't
she at the bowling alley?
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No. Sh-She went out to lunch.
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And speaking of lunch,
we should get to my launch.
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Sheldon, my granddaughter's
about to be born.
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I-I'm not going anywhere.
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Oh, I'm sure Georgie will
get more women pregnant.
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You'll have another chance.
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Walk away.
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Well, I, I guess I'm gonna go.
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Come on, stay. Keep me company.
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Fine.
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Remember the last
time we were here?
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You mean the night you
gave me a heart attack?
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Stop it.
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I did not give
you a heart attack.
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You gave me something.Well...
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Oh, hey, Mary.
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What's going on?
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Nothing. What's
going on with you?
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Who's with Mandy? The doctor.
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What are you two doing out here?
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Waiting on you.
Where have you been?
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I was at lunch.
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Hey.
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I hear we're having a baby.
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What? Did I miss it?
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Where is my dad?
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I ask that question a lot.
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He's not usually late.
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My mom's picking me
up, but she's always late.
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Hey. Maybe they're together.
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Why would they be together?
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They could be having
another secret meeting
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in the chicken coop.
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He's probably
running late at practice.
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Okay.
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I'm sure they're
not together.Okay.
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I mean it. Okay.
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Shut up, Billy.
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Okay.
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What is he doing
here? He's a pastor,
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and he wanted to be here.
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I mean what is he
doing here with you?
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He asked me for some
advice, so we had lunch.
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So that's why no one
could find you for hours.
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Are you accusing
me of something?
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Is there something
to accuse you of?
262
00:12:12,850 --> 00:12:15,039
Hey, today's the
day of miracles.
263
00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:16,475
Do you really
want to be fighting?
264
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,259
Stay out of this.
265
00:12:18,460 --> 00:12:20,000
We didn't do anything wrong.
266
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,279
I think I'm gonna head out.
267
00:12:21,379 --> 00:12:23,090
No, he's staying,
you're staying.
268
00:12:23,289 --> 00:12:24,100
What does that mean?
269
00:12:24,289 --> 00:12:25,440
Nothing, just...
270
00:12:25,909 --> 00:12:26,909
Nothing.
271
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:30,360
What's going on with you two?
272
00:12:30,559 --> 00:12:33,059
What's going on with you two?
273
00:12:33,259 --> 00:12:36,049
Last chance. Who wants
to witness science history?
274
00:12:38,539 --> 00:12:40,149
Don't be shy, folks.
275
00:12:46,980 --> 00:12:49,250
You have nine new messages.
276
00:13:07,039 --> 00:13:09,620
Connie? What are you doing here?
277
00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:12,139
I'm having a baby.
278
00:13:12,340 --> 00:13:13,450
Oh. It's happening?
279
00:13:13,649 --> 00:13:16,409
Kinda. Why are you here?
280
00:13:16,610 --> 00:13:21,019
Uh, I-I had a medical
thing. It-It's been handled.
281
00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:22,456
Here, let me help
you to your room.
282
00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,370
What kind of
thing? Just a thing.
283
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:25,679
It's been tended to.
284
00:13:25,879 --> 00:13:27,460
How-how far apart
are your contractions?
285
00:13:27,659 --> 00:13:29,549
Connie, what's going on?
286
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:30,809
It's hemorrhoids, okay?
287
00:13:31,009 --> 00:13:32,950
It's embarrassing,
but here we are.
288
00:13:33,149 --> 00:13:35,990
Hemorrhoids,
hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids!
289
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,549
Happy?
290
00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:42,039
Well, I'm about four
centimeters dilated,
291
00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,519
and the doctors
think it could be
292
00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:44,220
another few hours.
293
00:13:44,419 --> 00:13:45,909
Well...
294
00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:49,879
Good.
295
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,360
Walk slow. Oh, okay.
296
00:13:52,559 --> 00:13:54,929
So, how often are you
taking my wife out to lunch?
297
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:58,279
It was just lunch.
He didn't take me out.
298
00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:01,059
So, who's going to drive
me? 'Cause time's a-tickin'.
299
00:14:01,259 --> 00:14:03,539
Sheldon, not now.
G-Go check on Mandy.
300
00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:06,549
But... Sheldon, go!
301
00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:08,370
You are being ridiculous.
302
00:14:08,570 --> 00:14:10,200
Am I? I got eyes, Mary.
303
00:14:10,399 --> 00:14:12,860
So do I. And when I walked in,
304
00:14:13,059 --> 00:14:14,730
you and Brenda
were acting weird.
305
00:14:14,929 --> 00:14:15,639
What is that about?
306
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,120
Nothing. It's about nothing.
307
00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:18,990
Yeah, it's nothing.
308
00:14:19,190 --> 00:14:22,000
Is my husband your mystery man?
309
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:25,129
No.She's dating someone else.
310
00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:27,039
How do you know
that? She told me.
311
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,960
Why are you talking
to my husband
312
00:14:30,159 --> 00:14:31,440
about your love life?
313
00:14:31,639 --> 00:14:33,529
You know, Mary, you
might want to be careful
314
00:14:33,730 --> 00:14:34,970
about throwing stones,
315
00:14:35,159 --> 00:14:36,840
'cause I've seen
your glass house.
316
00:14:37,039 --> 00:14:38,399
What does that mean?
317
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,830
I saw how upset you were
when this one was on a date.
318
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:44,840
Really? What the hell
do you mean, "really"?
319
00:14:45,039 --> 00:14:46,759
What's going on? Where's Mandy?
320
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:49,110
Uh, she's fine.
She's in her room.
321
00:14:49,309 --> 00:14:51,629
So she's having
a baby by herself
322
00:14:51,830 --> 00:14:52,870
while you're all out here?
323
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,679
No, Sheldon's with her.
324
00:14:54,879 --> 00:14:57,149
Unbelievable.
325
00:14:59,629 --> 00:15:00,899
George, Mary.
326
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,950
Jim. It's nice to see you.
327
00:15:03,149 --> 00:15:04,255
Hey, how are you? My name's...
328
00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:05,990
- Jim!
- Gotta go.
329
00:15:13,730 --> 00:15:15,649
Can't believe this.
330
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,360
Where you going? Home.
331
00:15:18,559 --> 00:15:21,269
They clearly forgot about us.
332
00:15:21,470 --> 00:15:23,879
This sucks.
333
00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:25,360
Do you think my mom and your dad
334
00:15:25,519 --> 00:15:27,149
are going to be
boyfriend and girlfriend?
335
00:15:27,350 --> 00:15:28,759
No.
336
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,196
If they got married, would
that make us brother and sister?
337
00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:32,669
It's not gonna happen.
338
00:15:32,870 --> 00:15:35,629
Luke Skywalker and Princess
Leia were brother and sister,
339
00:15:35,830 --> 00:15:36,970
and they still kissed.
340
00:15:38,450 --> 00:15:40,019
I didn't write it.
341
00:15:41,809 --> 00:15:44,340
Excuse me, does that
computer have a modem?
342
00:15:44,539 --> 00:15:47,519
A what? A modem. It's how
you access the World Wide Web.
343
00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:48,820
The what?
344
00:15:49,019 --> 00:15:50,649
It's when your computer wants
345
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:51,970
to talk to another computer,
346
00:15:52,149 --> 00:15:54,990
and it goes...
347
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:02,049
You mean a fax machine.
348
00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:04,350
It's like I'm from the future.
349
00:16:11,659 --> 00:16:13,149
What are you doing out here?
350
00:16:13,350 --> 00:16:15,500
I heard Mandy was
having the baby.
351
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:18,500
Yes, but that happens inside.
352
00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:20,799
I know.
353
00:16:21,929 --> 00:16:22,990
Aren't you going in?
354
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:24,940
I can't.
355
00:16:25,139 --> 00:16:27,080
Oh, these doors are automated.
356
00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:28,879
You just walk towards
them and they open.
357
00:16:28,970 --> 00:16:30,470
I can't be a dad.
358
00:16:30,669 --> 00:16:32,519
I couldn't even
install a car seat.
359
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:36,029
Great. You can drive
me to my launch party.
360
00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:40,450
You're doing great, sweetie.
361
00:16:40,639 --> 00:16:42,610
Didn't work 30 years
ago, doesn't work now.
362
00:16:42,809 --> 00:16:44,926
I think I'll just let y'all
have a little family time.
363
00:16:44,950 --> 00:16:46,009
Please stay.
364
00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:48,139
Hey.
365
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,399
Oh, how we doing? I'm all right.
366
00:16:52,039 --> 00:16:52,840
Are you all right?
367
00:16:53,039 --> 00:16:55,190
I'm fine. Just fine.
368
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,019
Fine? Looked like your
husband was gonna
369
00:16:57,220 --> 00:16:59,940
punch out that guy in the
waiting room. What happened?
370
00:17:00,139 --> 00:17:01,460
When did you get here?
371
00:17:01,659 --> 00:17:02,980
Earlier.
372
00:17:03,179 --> 00:17:05,900
So, who did George almost punch?
373
00:17:06,099 --> 00:17:07,940
Some little fella
with a mustache.
374
00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:11,950
Okay, hang in there,
baby, you're doing great.
375
00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:13,210
What did I just tell you?
376
00:17:13,410 --> 00:17:14,990
I don't know what else to say.
377
00:17:15,190 --> 00:17:17,069
Thank you for doing this.
378
00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:19,740
Mm-hmm.
379
00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:21,700
You know, you wait and
you wait and you wait,
380
00:17:21,849 --> 00:17:23,450
and you think the
day's never gonna come,
381
00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:25,960
and then pow, it's here. I know.
382
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:27,700
Everyone thought
I was too young,
383
00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:31,309
that I wouldn't see it
through, but here I am.
384
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,670
To think I almost missed it.
385
00:17:34,869 --> 00:17:38,099
I would have regretted
that for the rest of my life.
386
00:17:43,670 --> 00:17:44,710
Why are we turning around?
387
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,329
Hey.
388
00:17:50,529 --> 00:17:51,859
What's going on with you two?
389
00:17:52,059 --> 00:17:53,250
Nothing. We're fine.
390
00:17:53,450 --> 00:17:54,950
You know what, if
you're gonna fight,
391
00:17:55,150 --> 00:17:56,299
can you do it out loud?
392
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:57,210
'Cause I could really
use the distraction.
393
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,460
No one's fighting.
394
00:18:00,809 --> 00:18:03,299
Where is that big needle? I
was promised a big needle.
395
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,960
I think we're getting close.
Since the father's not here,
396
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,640
I'll go in the delivery
room with you.
397
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:11,359
Or I'm happy to go, if you want.
398
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:13,710
I'm not gonna be sitting
down anytime soon.
399
00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:15,190
Georgie will be here.
400
00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:17,450
If he were gonna be
here, he'd be here.
401
00:18:17,650 --> 00:18:19,099
But honestly, who's surprised?
402
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:21,279
Well, I'm a little surprised.
403
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:22,630
Jim, not now.
404
00:18:22,829 --> 00:18:25,460
All right, well, I can
have my own opinion.
405
00:18:25,660 --> 00:18:26,930
I think he's a good kid.
406
00:18:28,099 --> 00:18:29,099
You never take my side.
407
00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:30,589
Are you kidding me?!
408
00:18:30,789 --> 00:18:33,730
I missed her whole pregnancy
'cause I took your side.
409
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:36,160
So you're just, you're
just okay with all of this?
410
00:18:36,359 --> 00:18:39,079
My daughter is having
a baby. I'm thrilled.
411
00:18:39,279 --> 00:18:41,470
Aw, Dad.
412
00:18:43,059 --> 00:18:45,390
Sorry I'm late.
413
00:18:45,589 --> 00:18:46,736
Oh, no, no, no.
You're right on time.
414
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:47,990
Told you.
415
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:50,566
You are completely late,
but I'm really glad you're here.
416
00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:52,529
Do you want all
these people around?
417
00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:53,829
No!
418
00:18:54,029 --> 00:18:55,029
All right, everybody out.
419
00:18:55,079 --> 00:18:56,660
But... Out.
420
00:18:56,859 --> 00:18:58,740
Uh, we'll be in the waiting
room if you need us.
421
00:18:58,819 --> 00:19:00,839
My advice, take all
the drugs they offer.
422
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:02,039
I plan to.
423
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:06,450
How you doing? Where were you?
424
00:19:06,650 --> 00:19:08,849
I'm sorry. I was trying
to install the car seat,
425
00:19:09,049 --> 00:19:10,105
and I didn't hear the phone.
426
00:19:10,130 --> 00:19:12,200
It's okay, you made it.
427
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:15,160
Did you get it
installed? Sheldon did.
428
00:19:15,359 --> 00:19:16,940
Turns out, it takes a genius.
429
00:19:27,809 --> 00:19:28,809
Mom, sit.
430
00:19:28,940 --> 00:19:31,819
No, no, I'm, I'm good.
431
00:19:32,819 --> 00:19:33,990
She's here.
432
00:19:34,859 --> 00:19:38,000
She's tiny and perfect,
and Mandy's doing great.
433
00:19:42,829 --> 00:19:43,829
Oh, what's her name?
434
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:46,269
Constance.
435
00:19:46,349 --> 00:19:48,150
Oh...
436
00:19:48,349 --> 00:19:52,500
Yes. Thank you.
437
00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:54,109
Is there a middle name?
438
00:19:54,309 --> 00:19:55,980
We're still working on it.
439
00:19:56,180 --> 00:19:57,500
Can we see her?
440
00:19:57,700 --> 00:19:58,980
Well, they're
sleeping right now,
441
00:19:59,099 --> 00:20:00,296
but I'll let y'all know
when they're up.
442
00:20:00,319 --> 00:20:02,859
Well, we're gonna be right here.
443
00:20:03,059 --> 00:20:05,730
So you're a grandma.
444
00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:08,039
I know.
445
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:11,680
Let's get you some tissue.
446
00:20:14,690 --> 00:20:16,609
I'm gonna stay at my
mom's house tonight.
447
00:20:16,809 --> 00:20:19,049
Fine by me.
448
00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:20,789
I just talked to Dr. Sturgis.
449
00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:23,009
We didn't get a
single subscriber.
450
00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:26,920
My database is
a complete failure.
451
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,359
I know, I'm upset, too.
452
00:20:30,559 --> 00:20:32,630
Where's Missy?
453
00:20:32,829 --> 00:20:33,829
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