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Previously onYoung Sheldon...
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So, once this is up and running,
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anyone with a computer
and a modem
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can have access to every grant
offered worldwide.
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As the kids like to say,
ka-ching!
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That's the sound of
a cash register,
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in case the onomatopoeia
was unclear.
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Brenda has a secret man
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that she is hiding
from everybody. Really?
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And he might be married.
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[chuckling]:
Really?
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Look, it's not easy
seeing you talk to guys.
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You want to know
what's not easy?
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Hearing from Billy Sparks
about you and his mother
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hanging out
in their chicken coop.
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What?
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So you know, me and
Brenda are just friends.
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Okay.
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I'm glad we can talk
about these things.
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Me, too. Someday we'll talk
about Mom and Pastor Rob.
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Oh, remember today is
Sheldon's big
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database launch party,
so we're all very excited.
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Yeah, how excited
we talking,
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on a scale of one to ten?
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Uh, I don't know. Six?
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Do we have
any understanding
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of what
this data thing is?
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Not a clue.
Morning, Shelly.
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Hey, there's the big guy.
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That was about a nine.
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Can I get you breakfast?
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I don't know if I can eat.
I'm too excited.
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I know. We all are.What's going on?
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It's your brother's big day.
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When isn't it?
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Meemaw, are you coming
to my party?
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I wouldn't miss it.
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Oh, we're gonna
leave at 4:00
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if you want to ride with us.
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No, I have
to meet you there.
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I got a little business
I have to take care of.
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Oh, if you're getting me a gift,
it's not that kind of party.
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Although I wouldn't say no
to a TI-81 graphing calculator.
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So what all's gonna happen
at this party?
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Well, we're gonna post to UseNet
that the database is live
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and then watch the monitor
as the subscribers roll in.
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And you're calling
that a party? Bold.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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We still haven't settled
on a name.
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Well, I was thinking
maybe Alice.
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Alice Cooper.
That is badass. Sold.
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Wait, who said her last name's
gonna be Cooper?
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Well, that's my last name.
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Yeah, and mine's McAllister.
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Yeah, but I'm the dad.
So?
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I think that's just the rule.
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Not my rule.
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Well, all right.
Let's not fight about it.
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I'm pretty sure
she can hear us.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
[clears throat]
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Please don't have a giant head!
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[chuckles]
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Thanks for doing this.
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Hey, you make a whole
human being in your belly,
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I get the crib and car seat,
we'll call it even.
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That is not even close to even.
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Well, I'm just saying,
my list is pretty long,
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and you only got
the one thing.
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[scoffs]
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Hey.
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Hey. I didn't know
you were working today.
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No, I'm not. Just stopped by
to pick up my check.
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Got it right here.
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Any plans for your day off?
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Nothing special.
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Not seeing your mystery man?
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Just give me my check.
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I don't mean to pry.
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It's just, your friends think
you're keeping him a secret
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'cause he's married.
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There's no mystery man.
And you're prying.
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Sorry.
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[phone rings]
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Hello? Oh, Rob! Uh...
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Pastor Rob.
It's Pastor Rob.
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I gathered.
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Uh, lunch would be...
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...fine. Yes.
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See you soon. Mm-hmm.
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Shall I pry?
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Uh, it's nothing.
He probably just wants
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to gossip
about some church drama.
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So here's your check.
Okay, bye.
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Buh-bye.
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Excuse me, which one of
these car seats is the best?
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That'd be the Evenflo
Discovery right here.
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Top of the line.
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Great.
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Which one's your second best?
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Is it a gift for someone?
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No, it's for me.
I'm having a kid.
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Mm. I tell you,
that first ride home
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from the hospital
with the baby in the back,
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scariest drive of your life.
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Well, I got a station wagon.
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It's like a tank
with a cassette player.
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That's good, good.
'Cause you can't believe
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how fragile and tiny
newborn babies are.
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No, I can, I can believe it.
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So you know about
that spot on their head
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that ain't even solid yet.
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Sure.
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Anyway, uh, you were interested
in the basic model.
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Okay, pal, I'm in sales.
I know what you're doing.
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So...
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Just give me the expensive one.
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Good choice.
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[phone rings]
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Hello?
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Sheldon, is Georgie there?
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No.Is your mom there?
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No.Are there any adults there?
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No. But I have an IQ of 187.
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I'm sure I can figure out
whatever's troubling you.
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My water broke.
I'm in labor.
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Oh, dear.
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[knock on door]
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Come in.[door opens, shuts]
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All right, let's do this.
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Why are you wearing dish gloves?
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To deliver the baby.
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That is not happening.
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Good.
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Whew. Can I get
a glass of water?
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Sheldon, I need to go
to the hospital.
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Well, I can't drive.
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I do have a bike, but you'll
never fit in the wagon.
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I don't know how much longer
I can wait.
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I can call an ambulance.
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It's okay, I'll drive.
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Just come with me, okay?
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Okay.
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Oh...
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Does it hurt bad?Yes!
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That's unfortunate.
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It's my understanding
it's only gonna get worse.
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[groans]
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I'll be right back. [knock on door]
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Mrs. Sparks, I need your help.
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What's with the gloves?
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So I don't get placenta
on my hands.
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What?
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ROB:
Thank you.
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Thanks.
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So, I haven't seen you
around in a while.
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Yeah, I've been pretty busy
trying to help Pastor Jeff
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hold things together
at the church.
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Oh. Things okay?
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[high-pitched]:
You know.[snorts]
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Not as good as they were
when you were there.
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Well, that's nice
of you to say.
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No, I mean that it's chaos.
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[chuckles] I'm sure you'll
pull through. [chuckles]
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Yeah, actually, I got
another job offer.
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Oh.
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First Baptist in Little Rock
is looking for a youth pastor.
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Arkansas.
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That's a big move.
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Well, I'm not sure
I'm gonna take it yet,
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but, um, kind of wanted
to get your advice.
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So you might stay?
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Well, it's a good opportunity,
bigger congregation,
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but I'd miss the kids...
Mm.
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and, you know,
the friends I've made.
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Sure. Are you still
seeing that girl?
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The one you babysat?
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Yeah, that one.
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Uh, no, no.
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We, um, we broke up.
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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
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So, what do you think?
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[exhales]
Well, um...
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I would miss
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having you around,
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but I think you need
to follow your heart.
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What if my heart doesn't
know what it wants?
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I don't know.
Pick a different organ.
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Mary Cooper.
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Oh, grow up.
[laughs]
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That's not what I meant.
[snickers]
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Shouldn't you be laying down?
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No, it's good to be
on my feet.
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The doctor said
this could take a while.
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Could you be more specific?
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I have a thing at 5:00.
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Is there anyone else
I can call for you?
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Maybe your mom?No, I can't deal
with her right now.
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Maybe after they
give me drugs.
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Okay, I'll just keep
trying the Coopers.
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[pained groan]
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[exhales sharply]
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You know, in a way,
you and I are having
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a very similar day.
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Really? How might that be?
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I'm also bringing something
new into the world.
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Although mine does not
involve my privates
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being inspected my strangers.
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[breathes deeply]
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[chuckles aggressively]
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[phone ringing]
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[phone ringing]
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Okay. "Tighten strap
until car seat moves
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no more than
half an inch."
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Okay.
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Well, that's more
than half an inch.
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[grunts]
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Aw, come on.
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["Tighten Up" by Archie Bell
& the Drells playing]
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♪ Come on, now, drummer ♪
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♪ I want you to tighten it up
for me now ♪
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♪ Tighten up on that bass, now ♪
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♪ Tighten it up ♪
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♪ You can get it ♪
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♪ Move to your left ♪[phone ringing]
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♪ Move to your right ♪
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♪ Tighten it up now ♪
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♪ Everything will be
out of sight ♪
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♪ Tighten it up ♪
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♪ You can get it ♪
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♪ Tighten it up now. ♪
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You've been through this before.
How long does it take?
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Depends. With Billy,
it was days.
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Well, he always has
been a tad slow.
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I just got your message.
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Am I late?
Did I miss it?
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Actually, you're
the first one here.
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Actually, I was
the first one here
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and I'd like to be
the first one to leave.
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So who's back there
with Mandy?
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She's with the doctor.
We gave her some privacy.
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Where the hell's Georgie?We can't find him.
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What about Mary?
Ain't she at the bowling alley?
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No. Sh-She went out to lunch.
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And speaking of lunch,
we should get to my launch.
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Sheldon, my granddaughter's
about to be born.
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I-I'm not going anywhere.
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Oh, I'm sure Georgie will
get more women pregnant.
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You'll have another chance.
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Walk away.
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[sighs]
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Well, I, I guess I'm gonna go.
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Come on, stay.
Keep me company.
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Fine.
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Remember the last time
we were here?
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You mean the night
you gave me a heart attack?
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Stop it.
261
00:10:54,340 --> 00:10:56,570
I did not give you
a heart attack.
262
00:10:56,770 --> 00:11:00,350
You gave me something.Well...
263
00:11:02,220 --> 00:11:03,670
Oh, hey, Mary.
264
00:11:03,870 --> 00:11:04,970
What's going on?
265
00:11:05,170 --> 00:11:06,450
Nothing. What's going on
with you?
266
00:11:06,650 --> 00:11:08,540
Who's with Mandy?
The doctor.
267
00:11:08,740 --> 00:11:11,200
What are you two
doing out here?
268
00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:14,330
Waiting on you.
Where have you been?
269
00:11:14,530 --> 00:11:16,330
I was at lunch.
270
00:11:16,530 --> 00:11:18,200
Hey.
271
00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,200
I hear we're having a baby.
272
00:11:21,410 --> 00:11:23,370
What? Did I miss it?
273
00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:32,700
Where is my dad?
274
00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:34,650
I ask that question a lot.
275
00:11:34,850 --> 00:11:36,130
He's not usually late.
276
00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:38,780
My mom's picking me up,
but she's always late.
277
00:11:40,390 --> 00:11:41,880
Hey. Maybe they're together.
278
00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,230
Why would they be together?
279
00:11:43,430 --> 00:11:44,620
They could be having
another secret meeting
280
00:11:44,820 --> 00:11:46,100
in the chicken coop.
281
00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:48,710
He's probably running
late at practice.
282
00:11:48,910 --> 00:11:49,930
Okay.
283
00:11:50,130 --> 00:11:53,630
I'm sure they're not together.Okay.
284
00:11:53,830 --> 00:11:55,460
I mean it.
Okay.
285
00:11:55,660 --> 00:11:56,810
Shut up, Billy.
286
00:11:57,010 --> 00:11:58,850
Okay.
287
00:11:59,050 --> 00:12:01,330
What is he doing here?He's a pastor,
288
00:12:01,530 --> 00:12:02,940
and he wanted to be here.
289
00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:04,990
I mean what is he
doing here with you?
290
00:12:05,190 --> 00:12:07,820
He asked me for some advice,
so we had lunch.
291
00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:09,690
So that's why no one
could find you for hours.
292
00:12:09,890 --> 00:12:11,260
Are you accusing me
of something?
293
00:12:11,460 --> 00:12:12,650
Is there something
to accuse you of?
294
00:12:12,850 --> 00:12:15,040
Hey, today's the
day of miracles.
295
00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:16,300
Do you really want
to be fighting?
296
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,260
Stay out of this.
297
00:12:18,460 --> 00:12:20,000
We didn't do anything wrong.
298
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,180
I think I'm gonna
head out.
299
00:12:21,380 --> 00:12:23,090
No, he's staying,
you're staying.
300
00:12:23,290 --> 00:12:24,100
What does that mean?
301
00:12:24,290 --> 00:12:25,440
Nothing, just...
302
00:12:25,910 --> 00:12:26,830
Nothing.
303
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:30,360
What's going on
with you two?
304
00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:33,060
[scoffs] What's going
on with youtwo?
305
00:12:33,260 --> 00:12:36,050
Last chance. Who wants
to witness science history?
306
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:40,150
Don't be shy, folks.
307
00:12:46,980 --> 00:12:49,250
AUTOMATED VOICE:
You have nine new messages.
308
00:12:49,450 --> 00:12:53,470
♪ ♪
309
00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:55,810
[tires screeching]
310
00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,620
Connie?What are you doing here?
311
00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:12,140
I'm having a baby.
312
00:13:12,340 --> 00:13:13,450
Oh. It's happening?
313
00:13:13,650 --> 00:13:16,410
Kinda. Why are you here?
314
00:13:16,610 --> 00:13:21,020
Uh, I-I had a medical thing.
It-It's been handled.
315
00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:22,280
Here, let me help you
to your room.
316
00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,370
What kind of thing?[stammers]
Just a thing.
317
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:25,680
It's been tended to.
318
00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:27,460
How-how far apart are
your contractions?
319
00:13:27,660 --> 00:13:29,550
Connie, what's going on?
320
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:30,810
It's hemorrhoids, okay?
321
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,950
It's embarrassing,
but here we are.
322
00:13:33,150 --> 00:13:35,990
Hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids,
hemorrhoids!
323
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,550
Happy?
324
00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:42,040
Well, I'm about four
centimeters dilated,
325
00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,520
and the doctors
think it could be
326
00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:44,220
another few hours.
327
00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:45,910
Well...
328
00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:49,880
Good.
329
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,360
Walk slow.
Oh, okay.
330
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:54,930
So, how often are you taking
my wife out to lunch?
331
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:58,280
It was just lunch.
He didn't take me out.
332
00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:01,060
So, who's going to drive me?
'Cause time's a-tickin'.
333
00:14:01,260 --> 00:14:03,540
Sheldon, not now.G-Go check on Mandy.
334
00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:06,550
But...Sheldon, go!
335
00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:08,370
You are being ridiculous.
336
00:14:08,570 --> 00:14:10,200
Am I? I got eyes, Mary.
337
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,860
So do I.
And when I walked in,
338
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,730
you and Brenda were
acting weird.
339
00:14:14,930 --> 00:14:15,640
What is that about?
340
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,120
Nothing. It's about nothing.
341
00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:18,990
Yeah, it's nothing.
342
00:14:19,190 --> 00:14:22,000
Is my husband your mystery man?
343
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:25,130
No.She's dating someone else.
344
00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:27,040
How do you know that?She told me.
345
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,960
Why are you talking
to my husband
346
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,440
about your love life?
347
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,530
You know, Mary, you
might want to be careful
348
00:14:33,730 --> 00:14:34,970
about throwing stones,
349
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:36,840
'cause I've seen
your glass house.
350
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,400
What does that mean?
351
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,830
I saw how upset you were
when this one was on a date.
352
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:44,840
Really?What the hell
do you mean, "really"?
353
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,760
What's going on?
Where's Mandy?
354
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:49,110
Uh, she's fine.
She's in her room.
355
00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:51,630
So she's having
a baby by herself
356
00:14:51,830 --> 00:14:52,770
while you're all out here?
357
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,680
No, Sheldon's with her.
358
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:57,150
Unbelievable.
359
00:14:59,630 --> 00:15:00,900
George, Mary.
360
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,950
Jim.It's nice to see you.
361
00:15:03,150 --> 00:15:04,080
Hey, how are you? My name's...
362
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,990
AUDREY:
Jim! Gotta go.
363
00:15:13,730 --> 00:15:15,650
Can't believe this.
364
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,360
Where you going?Home.
365
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:21,270
They clearly forgot
about us.
366
00:15:21,470 --> 00:15:23,880
This sucks.
367
00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:25,320
Do you think my mom
and your dad
368
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:27,150
are going to be
boyfriend and girlfriend?
369
00:15:27,350 --> 00:15:28,760
No.
370
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,020
If they got married, would
that make us brother and sister?
371
00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:32,670
It's not gonna happen.
372
00:15:32,870 --> 00:15:35,630
Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia
were brother and sister,
373
00:15:35,830 --> 00:15:36,970
and they still kissed.
374
00:15:38,450 --> 00:15:40,020
I didn't write it.
375
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,340
Excuse me, does that computer
have a modem?
376
00:15:44,540 --> 00:15:47,520
A what?A modem. It's how you access
the World Wide Web.
377
00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:48,820
The what?
378
00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:50,650
It's when your computer wants
379
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:51,960
to talk to another computer,
380
00:15:52,150 --> 00:15:54,990
and it goes...
[imitating modem dialing]
381
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,050
You mean a fax machine.
382
00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:04,350
It's like I'm from
the future.
383
00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:13,150
What are you doing out here?
384
00:16:13,350 --> 00:16:15,500
I heard Mandy was
having the baby.
385
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:18,500
Yes, but that happens inside.
386
00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:20,800
I know.
387
00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:22,990
Aren't you going in?
388
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:24,940
I can't.
389
00:16:25,140 --> 00:16:27,080
Oh, these doors are automated.
390
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:28,770
You just walk towards them
and they open.
391
00:16:28,970 --> 00:16:30,470
I can't be a dad.
392
00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:32,520
I couldn't even install
a car seat.
393
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:36,030
Great. You can drive me
to my launch party.
394
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:39,130
[Mandy exhales]
395
00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:40,440
you're doing great, sweetie.
396
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,610
Didn't work 30 years ago,
doesn't work now.
397
00:16:42,810 --> 00:16:44,750
I think I'll just let y'all
have a little family time.
398
00:16:44,950 --> 00:16:46,010
Please stay.
399
00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:48,140
Hey.
400
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,400
Oh, how we doing?I'm all right.
401
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:51,840
[sighs]
402
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:52,840
Are you all right?
403
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,190
I'm fine. Just fine.
404
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,020
Fine? Looked like
your husband was gonna
405
00:16:57,220 --> 00:16:59,940
punch out that guy
in the waiting room.What happened?
406
00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:01,460
When did you get here?
407
00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:02,980
Earlier.
408
00:17:03,180 --> 00:17:05,900
So, who did George almost punch?
409
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,940
Some little fella
with a mustache.
410
00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:09,470
[Mandy groans]
411
00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:11,950
Okay, hang in there,
baby, you're doing great.
412
00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:13,210
What did I just tell you?
413
00:17:13,410 --> 00:17:14,990
I don't know what else to say.
414
00:17:15,190 --> 00:17:17,070
Thank you for doing this.
415
00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:19,740
Mm-hmm.
416
00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:21,650
You know, you wait and you wait
and you wait,
417
00:17:21,850 --> 00:17:23,310
and you think the day's
never gonna come,
418
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,960
and then pow, it's here.I know.
419
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:27,700
Everyone thought
I was too young,
420
00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:31,310
that I wouldn't see it through,
but here I am.
421
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,670
To think I almost missed it.
422
00:17:34,870 --> 00:17:38,100
I would have regretted that
for the rest of my life.
423
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,320
[turn signal ticking]
424
00:17:43,670 --> 00:17:44,500
Why are we turning around?
425
00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:46,280
[door opens]
426
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,330
Hey.
427
00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:51,860
What's going on with you two?
428
00:17:52,060 --> 00:17:53,250
Nothing.
We're fine.
429
00:17:53,450 --> 00:17:54,950
You know what,
if you're gonna fight,
430
00:17:55,150 --> 00:17:56,300
can you do it out loud?
431
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:57,210
'Cause I could really use
the distraction.
432
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,460
No one's fighting.[pained groan]
433
00:18:00,810 --> 00:18:03,300
Where is that big needle?
I was promised a big needle.
434
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,960
I think we're getting close.
Since the father's not here,
435
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,470
I'll go in the delivery room
with you.
436
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:11,360
Or I'm happy to go,
if you want.
437
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:13,710
I'm not gonna be sitting down
anytime soon.
438
00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:15,190
Georgie will be here.
439
00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:17,450
If he were gonna be here,
he'd be here.
440
00:18:17,650 --> 00:18:19,100
But honestly,
who's surprised?
441
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:21,280
Well, I'm a little surprised.
442
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:22,630
Jim, not now.
443
00:18:22,830 --> 00:18:25,460
All right, well,
I can have my own opinion.
444
00:18:25,660 --> 00:18:26,930
I think he's a good kid.
445
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:28,940
You never take my side.
446
00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:30,590
Are you kidding me?!
447
00:18:30,790 --> 00:18:33,730
I missed her whole pregnancy
'cause I took your side.
448
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:36,160
So you're just, you're just
okay with all of this?
449
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:39,080
My daughter is having a baby.
I'm thrilled.
450
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:41,470
Aw, Dad.
[pained breath]
451
00:18:41,670 --> 00:18:42,860
[groans]
452
00:18:43,060 --> 00:18:45,390
Sorry I'm late.
453
00:18:45,590 --> 00:18:46,560
Oh, no, no, no.
You're right on time.
454
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:47,990
Told you.
455
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:50,390
You are completely late, but
I'm really glad you're here.
456
00:18:50,590 --> 00:18:52,530
Do you want all
these people around?
457
00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:53,830
No!
458
00:18:54,030 --> 00:18:54,880
All right, everybody out.
459
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,660
But...
Out.
460
00:18:56,860 --> 00:18:58,620
Uh, we'll be in the
waiting room if you need us.
461
00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:00,840
My advice, take all
the drugs they offer.
462
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,010
I plan to.
463
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:06,450
How you doing?Where were you?
464
00:19:06,650 --> 00:19:08,850
I'm sorry. I was trying
to install the car seat,
465
00:19:09,050 --> 00:19:09,940
and I didn't hear the phone.
466
00:19:10,130 --> 00:19:12,200
It's okay, you made it.
467
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:15,160
Did you get it installed?Sheldon did.
468
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:16,940
Turns out, it takes a genius.
469
00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:18,330
[laughs, winces]
470
00:19:27,810 --> 00:19:28,740
Mom, sit.
471
00:19:28,940 --> 00:19:31,820
No, no, I'm, I'm good.
472
00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:33,990
She's here.
473
00:19:34,860 --> 00:19:38,000
She's tiny and perfect,
and Mandy's doing great.
474
00:19:42,830 --> 00:19:43,830
Oh, what's her name?
475
00:19:45,270 --> 00:19:46,150
Constance.
476
00:19:46,350 --> 00:19:48,150
Oh...
477
00:19:48,350 --> 00:19:52,500
Yes. Thank you.
478
00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:54,110
Is there a middle name?
479
00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:55,980
We're still working on it.
480
00:19:56,180 --> 00:19:57,500
Can we see her?
481
00:19:57,700 --> 00:19:58,900
Well, they're sleeping
right now,
482
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:00,120
but I'll let y'all know
when they're up.
483
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,860
Well, we're gonna be
right here.
484
00:20:03,060 --> 00:20:05,730
So you're a grandma.
485
00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:08,040
I know.
486
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:11,680
[laughs]
Let's get you some tissue.
487
00:20:14,690 --> 00:20:16,610
I'm gonna stay
at my mom's house tonight.
488
00:20:16,810 --> 00:20:19,050
Fine by me.
489
00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:20,790
I just talked to Dr. Sturgis.
490
00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:23,010
We didn't get
a single subscriber.
491
00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:26,920
My database is
a complete failure.
492
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,360
I know, I'm upset, too.
493
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,630
Where's Missy?
494
00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:33,800
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