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NO MISSING MONEY

Industrial Bank of Groditzkirchen

Constr. Anno domini 1867

By negotiations with the government,

closed until further notice. Prompt reopening.

THE DIRECTION AND THE COUNCIL OF ADMINISTRATION

DIVISES - VALUTE

CLOSED

INCOME CLOSED

Please do not insist

PAYMENTS CLOSED

SAVINGS BOOKS CLOSED

INDUSTRIAL BANK OF GRODITZKIRCHEN

S ...?

Sr. Managing Director!

Yes, one moment.

Mr. Director General can absolutely trust me!

I am very cautious ...

PLACE YOUR MONEY IN THE BANK INDUSTRIAL DE GRODITZKIRCHEN

We watch!

If you want to sleep peacefully,

PLACE YOUR MONEY IN THE BANK INDUSTRIAL DE GRODITZKIRCHEN

We watch!

BOX II

If the mr. Prosecutor, an official totally alien to civil life ...

... formulates against me a similar charge ...

... I ask you then ...

... respectable gentlemen of the jury,

... who know from their own experience

The economic miseries of our time ...

Would you have acted in my place in another way?

Secure!

For the rest, I admit ...

... that respectable members of our board of directors ...

... in his noblest duty, supervise ...

... they would have made use of He rarely ...

... and you, my most respectable President of the Court ...

Come here!

Something to expose, mr. Director...

You have to tell your defender!

It is often said that, the more the defender is talking,

More time is going to happen the defendant in prison.

Do you want to sign the email?

INDUSTRIAL BANK OF GRODITZKIRCHEN

Mr. Joseph Schulze, president of the Savings Bank

Very dear, yesterday, day 13, at 5pm,

You were seen at the entrance of our bank, reading the exposed publication,

Soon after, you issued a thunderous laughter.

We want to warn you, through of the present, that,

In case it was repeated, we would give instructions to our legal advisor

To proceed against you by damage our reliability.

Very kindly,

Have you called the Brandts yet?

- Three times already. - Call back.

It will not be very unpleasant for those people?

Did you find it unpleasant to ruin me?

These people have also lost their money in the oil wells.

If they lose their money ...

The people who invest their money in useless companies ...

... That they lose their money!

Ud. I also put your money in there!

I? But that's another thing...

... I wanted to win!

Other time the Industrial Bank!

Just a quarter of an hour!

S , say?

Yes, but it's already the fourth time What do you call this morning ...

Do you know? My husband ... Hermann!

How many times have you called today?

Do you see? My husband says also four times ...

Then, do the favor.

No, I already told you. As soon as I got a telegram from t o ...

...we will let you know.

Within 10 minutes, come back Call the Brandts.

It does not make any sense, Mr. Managing Director!

At any time you can get a cable from Chicago ...

The wires from America have a very peculiar characteristic!

Yes. Only the cables arrive that have really been sent.

Go! You do not believe in that cable, do you?

On the cable itself ...

Then!

But not in rich guys!

I already told you, no you can do business

with a bank that is ruined.

But Hedwig, if it's us those who owe money to the bank!

It seems that the debts were a shame!

DeThe debts are the only thing that keeps to humanity united today!

But you have to pay for them!

Then they would stop being debts!

I am an honest old merchant!

IentrasWhile you are my employee ...

... you have to believe in the guy!

The rich guy is our Last resort, understood?

It's fine, I think so, but only of service, in private, no.

Why?

Why? The rich guys they only appear in comedies.

But our ruin is a tragedy!

Let's see when you're going to leave that superstition that you are a merchant.

For me, today there is no more merchant that the one that fits.

But if that's what I've done!

Yes, my last money I put in oil drilling ...

What you advised me!

S , and it was good!

But that was crazy!

The lands did not give Oil and we went to the bottom!

"Well ... the merchant!

Dear child, if I were not the merchant of the family,

we would walk all naked!

Have you lived in Chicago for a long time?

How?

What if he has lived Long time in Chicago!

Yes, yes. Thirty years!

It's true that there is Chicago so many criminals?

I do not know ...

I do not deal with politics.

He did not talk about politics. I'm talking about criminals!

I do not know what he means ...

What do I mean ... Understand me ...

I read in the newspaper that there are bands that shoot with revolvers.

One band against another!

Yes ... I see that you talk about politics.

We can not receive an American millionaire

without having a cime in the house!

You could not at least lend us 500 marks?

Good...

It's in our interest for the two parties!

What time does the train arrive?

This afternoon, at sixteen thirty.

Come on!

Well, I'll do something!

Pay attention, Schmidt!

The bank needs in this moment 500 marks.

Do you think you can get them?

Well, it depends on which bank it is.

Our bank.

Where are you going?

I do not have time for ni er as.

Go back immediately here, s !

Where will we get this afternoon ...

... 500 frames?

For our safe

we can get 2,000 frames at any time.

Schmidt, that's a great idea on your part.

But the disassembly and the transportation will cost 3,000.

Do me the favor of leaving me alone!

"Schmidt, esc cheme, be reasonable!

I need 500 marks this late, have you understood?

I have to give the Brandt family 500 frames!

If America's uncle ... ... if they do not receive it well ...

Uncle, Schmidt, is ours older ... feel it at once!

Do not you know who ... 500 marks?

Yes ... yes, I would know about someone ...

- Who? - I.

You have become megalomonic, have not you?

So, please, take you. seat, dear sr. Schmidt

You want to leave us the money, Mr. Schmidt, is not it?

- Yes. - Do you have confidence?

No, value!

Why?

I do the same as others Investors do in other banks.

They believe they have confidence and they do not know what is value.

Fant stico!

Yes ...

Here is the receipt ...

I do not need a receipt!

Ah ...

Come on, get up.

Well, mr. Schmidt ...

I confess to you now ...

1, 2, 3, 4,

... 500 marks.

Carry this money to the Brandt family ...

and take care of my money.

Where is my new coat?

Your new coat?

- Yes. - Yes.

Do not you remember we had guests?

Yes.

Do you remember what we ate?

S , turkey!

- Did you like it? - Yes.

That was your new coat.

- You sold it? - No, pledged.

But if it was not paid yet ...

And what?

Hermann, ad ptate!

I beg you, as an old man and honored merchant ...

I will never accept ...

Everything with the old and honest merchant!

I have no more than 50 pfennige in the purse,

How am I going to prepare the morning meal for the uncle?

There is a lord outside ...

And what is the name of the Lord?

Schmidt!

What ... do you want?

Schmidt, from Banco Industrial.

Mr. Director Binder He sent me here.

- Oh, will not you bring ...? - Yes, I also bring the money.

Oh, this is fantastic!

Give me, but what do you look like?

Do not you want to change?

White apron, cap ...

What did you believe?

As a millionaire is not received!

- But... - Street, I do not want to hear a word.

Come on!

And who did you believe? what is it, mr. Schmidt?

Wait a minute, sir. Go back!

Go back!

Yes, it's fine. It can stay like that.

Se ora, give the return!

- Sr. Schmidt! - Will you please...

Well, seen, you can stay like that.

Ah, the daughter!

Does it allow?

Schmidt, from Banco Industrial.

Excuse me, how did you come up with it?

They are not for you. They are for your uncle.

- You have to give them to the station. - Go!

Thank you!

No, a moment, dear. You have to get ready.

How does it say?

As you are dressed, you receives an uncle from Leipzig ...

But not a Chicago guy!

A puritan of strict customs!

Miss ...!

- Do they want to get the money? - Is...

Let...

The Lord is absolutely right!

Come, my daughter.

As is not going to the Season to receive a guy!

Here is the wine and there the cookies.

Here there is chewing gum.

- Do you know what it is? - Do not.

They have to know.

A piece for you ... a piece for you ...

And one more piece for your little daughter.

They have to learn, they will teach how it is done

The guy has to feel here at home!

Ah, just to chew!

Refreshing and digestive!

This is something for you, Hermann

Where is the portrait?

What portrait?

The portrait of the uncle!

We do not have any pictures of the guy.

And so they pretend to get money?

Who is that?

Guillermo Tell!

Will not he be a relative of you?

No, William Tell is not a relative!

Sire, that's no laughing matter.

It is even very sad that reserve so much space

at home for a complete stranger.

And that for an uncle from Chicago, a millionaire, have no place.

I have to think about everything!

Actually, he's right.

Go to that Tell from there!

Piss it out.

Who is se?

This is the guy!

Is he uncle?

Madam, at that age, all Uncles are the same.

The train is already here ...

Go straight away with the T o and give him the flowers!

And chew, chew, chew ...

I will carry the luggage out to the taxis.

- It's se. - I recognize the suitcases.

It's American suitcases!

It's se!

I'm so happy!

Come here ...

Wait a moment, let the old man pass.

- Dear Mr. Hoffmann! - They are very kind, but ...

I'm completely embarrassed!

No, you do not have to be puzzled, Mr. Hoffmann!

Why does Hoffmann always call me? My name is not Hoffmann!

Are not you called Hoffmann?

On the contrary, my name is Schr der!

And he tells us now?

I have not had occasion before ...

And he lets himself be kissed by the ladies?

- That was great! - I did not think so!

Bring the roses here! Make yourself ...!

- Sr. Schr der ...! - What insolence!

Where did he go?

Nobody else is coming?

Hermann ...

For the love of God, I think he has not come.

Coach!

Are you free?

I'm busy!

Busy ...!

Please...

Wait a minute, tell me how please?

Why do you please?

We have ... to go home!

Yes, we have, but walking!

But for God's sake, what guilt we have that uncle has not come!

You have to save!

It's fine, come on son, let's walk.

Well, just a trip.

It's more than a ruin, it's a bastard!

When we had money, We did not worry about the guy.

Now, that we need it, It has to appear suddenly!

- K the! - T do not be so cool!

You have the whole reason! Why did not they write to you before?

I have not asked for your opinion, leave right away from our house!

Yes, sir, I'm leaving. Give me...

I'll send for the portrait!

Good morning, children!

Who are you looking for?

My name is Hoffmann.

Hoff ...

No ...!

T o!

The t ... o!

The t o!

The flowers! The flowers!

The ti to!

You're here!

Children, I'm so excited!

- We were at the station ... - I'm happy!

Do not tell me!

We did not see you at the station!

Stay here!

Are you hungry?

No, hungry, hungry, Guys, 30 years in America!

You're Hedwig's husband!

I would not have recognized you!

To sta, yes!

A Hedwig!

I knew her when I was little.

Very young!

Before going to America.

And sa?

sa is our daughter. K the.

K the!

A beautiful girl

Congratulations!

Good morning!

Good morning

And this ...?

Schmidt, from Banco Industrial.

Bravo Bravo.

A bank is always a sure thing.

It can be said!

Another relative?

Pentient? Not at all.

I see...

He is not a relative, but ...

... it will be soon!

It is not ruled out of the everything, mr. Hoffmann!

What's up? Eh?

Angry?

No, not angry, but these Last few days we have had ...

To be reconciled, that If he does not get angry, t o!

For my part, t o, I I would reconcile right away ...

but K the is always so weird.

K the ... K the, give him a kiss.

How?

- Give him a kiss. - A kiss?

Give her a kiss! Come on, give him a kiss!

- Sr. Schmidt! - Come!

Good! Bravo!

My God, these guys ...

First they fight and then ...

Now it's fine!

- Sr. Schmidt? - S ?

- To the phone! - Do not bother now.

The Industrial Bank!

Oh, the Industrial Bank! I beg you to forgive me.

Excuse me!

Boys do not have to be pushed, They already know!

Yes, mr. Managing Director, just arrived.

Yes, here everything goes very well.

- Sr. Schmidt! - Yes, say ...

One moment, please.

- Say, miss. Brandt. - You just kissed me!

Only for commercial interest!

We'll keep talking after!

Shall we talk later?

After, why not now?

He has gone crazy, how do you Do you speak to your Director General?

Well, well ... now we have here another ... situation.

It's not that simple, dear, There are many differences.

It seems that you have not been never hit a slap!

What does it say, that I never have they given a slap?

In my life they have already given me some slaps.

For business!

They have been very good!

- Yes ... - I will not tolerate it!

What are you doing, guys?

We're chewing gum, dude!

Ah! Where in Europe is it also chewed?

Only in the best circles!

But guys, if we have what to understand ...

leave it ...

All does not do it the most ordinary people!

Excuse me, mr. Hoffmann, I do not want to be indiscreet ...

... but I ask him only for professional interest

How have you invested? your money in America?

That little money ...

Well, after all, it's money.

Is that K the? S ?

- Are you, K the? Are you t ? - I?

No ... you do not know that picture, mr. Hoffmann?

- T o, if you're t ! - I? Do not.

I can not see it anymore!

What's wrong with him? Why are you leaving?

Let it go, it's not more than an old merchant.

This is me!

And was it like that?

How does one change?

I remember now.

In the dining room ... there was this picture!

In the dining room, on the sof !

Above the sof , sr. Hoffmann!

Do you see? And you had that Tell there.

Oh, daughter, I have to recognize I'm excited.

Really! I do not know how to thank them!

But, man, there's nothing to be thankful for.

Mr. Hoffmann, were you going to tell us ...

... how you had invested its capital there, is not it?

Well, easy ... go ahead, mr. Hoffmann

First, I bought a boat ticket ...

- A ticket... - It says 'action'.

- Action ... - Acci n!

Now is it said ...?

I bought an action ...

Then I was two days touring Hamburg ...

Two days in Hamburg ...

... taking a look.

But, why do you ask me? What is it that ...?

No, no, you do not understand mr. Schmidt, t o.

It means, you say how you invested the rest of the money.

Inverted?

Oh, well, with the rest I I bought a train ticket.

Slowly, slowly, a moment, I have to clarify this ...

Hey, tell me ... it's do not you have a capital?

Yes, of course I have a capital.

I have it.

Ten dollars!

- What? - I have ten dollars.

In gold!

Is this all?

Does this call it a capital?

You called it capital.

Does ten dollars call it a capital?

I said money and you said capital.

He said ... he said capital ...

But sweetie, for God's sake, What did you do with your many millions?

Say ... say ... dilapid You cheerfully your millions, right?

Say ... what did you do those two days in Hamburg?

Yes, what did you do?

I ... I've never had millions!

I have never had millions! Never!

And with the rest, I took the train.

I have always been a poor man.

A poor man

Ten dollars and not one more pfennig.

You see it.

This is terrible, terrible!

Why do they cry?

I can understand, mr. Hoffmann!

The Brandt family had a Once a guy in Chicago.

But he died.

How? Dead? I'm still alive!

But not for the family.

Do not take it the wrong way, mr. Hoffmann.

You were thirty years in America.

- And what have you brought? - Traduced?

I thought ... feelings, you know?

Family feelings ...

No no no...

The family feelings of that class they no longer exist in Europe.

Will go back to work

Work ... won find work here?

Of what he lives then the people in Europe?

That is not asked in the best circles!

Sorry.

I'm sorry for the family, so good, right?

So nice to me ...

How did they receive me!

- The picture of my childhood! - Yes ...

The photo of my childhood ...!

Please, the food is served.

- Go eat, mr. Hoffmann! - No no.

I prefer to go.

I would not want to cause more expenses to my relatives.

His relatives will not cost anything.

I invite you.

I have to tell you frankly, Mr. Schmidt ...

... you disappoint me pleasantly.

And I have to tell you with the same frankness, mr. Hoffmann ...

... that you to me, too.

"Hello, Schmidt, you're here!

Pass...

Well, dear Schmidt ...

- He's here now. - Yes, here it is.

- You can congratulate me, Schmidt. - Insurance.

What does it look like?

- Oh, very good, but we ... - What does it mean?

- Yes, we do too. - Can not you see him?

Yes, you can see it. Please...

Ten miles away I would say: a millionaire!

You have always had good view, mr. Director.

Schmidt, listen. Morning, after closing ...

... I have to go for a walk, arm in arm, down the main street, understood?

for people to trust again in our bank, and bring money.

Well, dear, prepare it ...

after closing ... walk!

Yes, it is possible, you can go for a walk.

- But what? - Mr. Director, it happens that ...

The situation is not so simple ...

I have to tell you, what ...

that man ...

... he has not brought money from America.

And what? Who needs money?

The main thing is that it's here! I'll pay later.

- Then? - Then.

You will learn something from me ...

It does not have to be people see the money!

The important thing is that they smell it!

Snow money, Schmidt! That's enough!

Yes ... yes.

You are right!

Well, Schmidt, you go

- Why? - Do you have anything to do here?

I think I'm staying here.

- What's the matter? Contradice my orders? - Yes.

- Do you know what it is? - Say!

My old employee!

Excuse me, excuse me, and my 500 marks?

Here it has its 500 frames and now go away. Come on!

Where do you get 500 frames from now?

- This morning ... - I already had them!

And why did the saber hit me?

Really believe that I am so unconscious of investing

my own money in business So unsafe?

What would have happened if the Did not he come?

Yes, yes ... he's right.

Go, go now.

What happens if some day everything is discovered?

But while I do not know discover, mrs. Brandt,

is and will continue to be a millionaire ...

and with a millionaire makes money is not it true?

- And our debts to the Bank! - Let me take care of that!

Are you in agreement? From today we are officially committed. S ?

Yes, but sorry, mam ...

Dear child, do not put more nervous to your afflicted mother ...

... we play everything.

You already start talking like a old and honest merchant.

But that's why I do not have What a compromise!

Do not worry about that.

It is not a commitment real, with kisses and slaps ...

I just want to have your consent, mrs. Brandt.

Then I can, like family member,

represent our interests financial resources before the Bank.

Right, mr. Schmidt, yes.

The director will not believe it, He is not so stupid.

Get in, miss. fiancee, that a bank director

it's just as smart as money has in the safe.

And your safe is empty!

Mr. Director General ... Can you introduce me to my fiancee?

How? So ... have they suddenly ...?

Yes, against love one is impotent, No, K the?

Yes.

In addition, commissioned by the Brandt family and of Mr. Hoffmann, I want to tell you

that we will continue with the oil drilling.

And what about my money, huh?

Mr. Hoffmann will pay you in cash.

Go ... go!

That is, what do you want to throw me of the oil business, right?

- Excuse me, you'll have your money in cash. - I do not need the money!

Until today it's been pretty good, is not it?

But I will tell you one thing ...

I will not let him kick me out, sir!

Does it allow? Binder

Director General Binder, of the Industrial Bank.

Enchanted, enchanted.

Hoffmann, my name is Thomas Hoffmann.

I'm very happy ... that you have decided keep drilling with us.

- What do I want? - Pierce!

- Why drill? - For the oil.

Mr. Schmidt ... I do not know what this man ...

Just a moment.

What have you decided? keep drilling!

Why does he scream?

T o, come out. Come. Director he does not want your money

He just wants to continue the oil business.

So give your consent.

- S ! - Many thanks!

His word for me is the same than a written approval.

I say goodbye to you, mr. Hoffmann.

I say goodbye to you!

- More low! I hear you! - Thanks!

Schmidt, I wanted to tell you ...

What to throw him, before ... no I would have taken it seriously!

It's quiet, dear Binder, I never took him seriously!

Please!

- I do not get it. - I know.

Mr. Hoffmann, I congratulate you. From today you are a millionaire.

But if I do not have money ...

Well, with money he does not have Grace to be a millionaire!

- How many bags do you have? - Between 7 and 8.

From 7 to 8 are enough. Sr. Hoffmann!

You will move to the hotel "Golden Goose" ...

morning at noon ... at one o'clock.

2. 3. 4. 5,

6, 7 ... 8.

- These things to ... - 9, 10, 11.

Perm tame, mr. President, that I, like Owner of this hotel, receive him.

Give it to him, tell him, to mr. President He does not like speeches.

- Are the apartments in order? - Of course, of course.

Pata the mr. President personally, the room "Napoleon"

Please, a conference urgent to London,

Paddington 0073.

- What? How did he say? - Oh, yes. Zero, zero, three, seven.

Please, mr. President.

- It allows... - No no. This portfolio does not touch it.

I apologize!

- Please... - Adi s!

What's wrong with him?

The pipe ...

Leave the tassels outside!

No! The tassels on the outside!

I give you my word of honor that this is not in America!

You will not tell me, mr. Hoffmann, what it takes in America.

Remove the hat!

If by ... if at least let me loose this pipe!

It has such an unpleasant odor!

You do not have to smell it, but suck. Please sit down.

Do you have the gold coin?

- Naturally! - Press it!

- I'm carrying it. - Press it!

- I tell him that the ... - Desenvu lvala!

Many thanks!

Soon a London conference.

Somebody will call me on the phone ...

... and you will give him ten tip dollars.

What? Ten dollars? My ten dollars? Of tip?

- Yes. - He will not.

- Yes, I will give them to you. - Not in any way.

- No, I do not want to. - Yes, I will

No, I do not want to!

- Yes, I will - Please, sir ...

Everything I do for you. All!

I walk with these pants bloomers ... with tassels ...

... I smoke this pipe ... which is disgusting!

In addition, I lie for you Adem s!

But give my money ...

My ten dollars, all my money ...

You will give it. You, mr. Hoffmann!

- I tell him... - Mr. Hoffmann, I'm telling you I'll give it.

- I will not give it! - I'm telling you, I'll give it!

And I tell him I will never give it!

- And I tell him he has! - I tell him ... I tell him ... I tell him

And I tell him I do not have!

Absolutely, no!

He will not, absolutely, no!

Hello, here Groditzkirchen! Ah, connection with London ...

I'm running! Up!

Do you know English?

- Do not. - Then, they will not understand you in London.

Not in London, but I know Groditzkirchen. And that's what matters.

Go ahead!

- He has London! - Come in, son.

Come in, son.

What do you want me to do with this?

A tip for you, son.

Mr. Hoffmann ...

It was necessary ... and very important!

You will give yourself some day!

Do not be discouraged!

Soon we will go to lunch together.

Hands!

Do you know how much this is worth?

This is ... approximately, 40 or 42 frames!

- No! - Sure!

What luck have you had ...!

Ten dollars!

Connection with London.

Hear ...?

S ?

Say!

Yes ... it's the Oil Company Anglo-French?

Pay me with the Director General James Jonasson!

This is Schmidt, private secretary

from mr. President Hoffmann, Groditzkirchen, Germany.

The president of Germany?

- The president of Germany! - What does he want?

Shut up!

Here is Mrs. Nils Conlan ...

Sr. Managing Director?

President Hoffmann lets you know ...

Que?

Quien?

... that the five electric drills who are on the way to the Caucasus ...

... that you deviate them immediately to Groditzkirchen.

Gro-ditz-kirchen ...

- What did you say? - Let me speak to him!

Why ...? Hello? Que?

Where ...? Quien?

Do not you speak English?

No, thanks, it's not worth it It's a pity to bother ...

Yes, the president personally ...

Hello? He's always saying, president!

Hello!

Yes, thank you, I'll let you know. Good bye!

- He's gone! - Why did not you ask him?

The president is gone!

- Oh, you did not understand! - You did not either.

- That's my business! - It was German ...

Groditzkirchen Savings Bank

I would like to change this.

Where did you get this from?

It was given to me by a tipped guest.

Of tip ...?

Ten dollars ... tip!

Who gave it to you? What is that man called?

An American, Mr. Hoffmann.

- Hoffmann? - Hoffmann.

- Hoffmann? - Yes.

Say, that's not the guy of the Brandt family?

Go ...

So ... did he arrive?

You can change it immediately ...

Ten dollars

Mr. Schmidt ...

- Do you know what you're doing is not right? - No!

I'm afraid the prosecutor be of another opinion.

It will be one opinion against another!

But I think the prosecutor will be right!

Do not know, you're wrong.

Look, in what I've done There is nothing illegal.

I am creating credit for Groditzkirchen!

"Uncle is my gold coverage!

Well, yes ... and when it's discovered that uncle is insolvent, then what?

Then it will be inflation!

A cigarette?

Well, yes!

And when they lock up people what caused the inflation?

- Do not. - Do not.

But, sabe?

I prefer to do business in a more moral way.

They have nothing to do with it.

Or you live morally, or money is made.

... morally, or money is made, yes.

By the way, mr. Schmidt, Why have you come?

For purely commercial reasons.

Do you know? as promised by his daughter,

by the public opinion of the people ...

I have to pass here some time, if you allow it.

But please... Do you want to talk to K the?

No thanks, thanks ... it's not important.

I'm only here for the people!

I entertain myself a little here ...

As you wish ... I have to do.

Thank you.

So he told you that he does not want to talk to me!

Yes, yes ... it says that only it's because of the people ...

Well ... that's what I put on the street!

No, daughter. Do not do it.

Oh, I put this on the street!

- You will not get it! - Well, let's see it!

Good morning, mr. Schmidt

Good morning

My mother told me that You wanted to talk to me.

- Yes, I told you. - You're lying!

On the contrary, you told him that he did not want to talk to me!

It's true, that's what I told him.

Do not read when you're talking to me!

Is that I want to read, s ?

Mr. Schmidt, take note: Come whenever you want!

Go whenever you want!

And if he does not want to, he does not have why talk to me!

But as long as you intend to appear like my fiance ...

... compértese also as such!

"Forgive me, miss!

No, I do not forgive you. Do the favor of getting up!

How is this jacket?

And the pants ... cu ndo I plan them for the last time?

And if he does not have a vest, Put on a belt ...!

And not these braces!

And the neck...

from when you use a Young a neck like that?

- I thought ... this neck ... - No!

For an arranged person It's not nice to see ...

- I do not think so ... - Encourage insolent!

If I as a fiance can not ...

Adi s!

Tell me, should you have even more of those ...

Well, of the history that of the bankruptcy of oil ...

Yes, unfortunately, Unfortunately...

Tell me, could you buy some of that?

How much you want! Just a moment...

Boss...

... the idiot that hotel wants buy oil shares.

- What idiot? - The owner of the hotel.

He is not an idiot! The idiot is you!

Understanding?

- I? - Wait a moment.

- Good morning, mr. Matuschewski! - How is it going?

Tell me, mr. Matuschewski, What do you need these actions for?

Well, I do not really need them ...

but I thought ...

You are staying with you. Hoffmann?

You know, the Brandt's uncle.

- Yes, it could be ... - Can be...

Yes, yes ...

Listen, mr. Matuschewski ...

If in this city you want actions oil, you come to me, do you understand?

I am a buyer

Oh, yes. Is that so?

Excuse me, I want to go to Hoffmann secretariat.

- First floor, room # 11. - No. 11, thank you.

- Please, the Hoffmann secretariat. - First floor, room # 11.

Secretary Hoffmann

Please, let me speak a moment with the secretary.

I can not let it happen.

I have to talk to Mr. Schmidt!

- Impossible today. - Then when?

The next fifteen days is the Mr. Schmidt totally busy ...

But wait, today is ...

... Wednesday 8 ...

... it would be possible on Monday, 20 from 16.05 to 16.12.

The next one, please!

The 413, please.

- Where can I serve it? - I want to talk to Mr. Hoffmann.

- What business? - For a bar affair.

- How? - Yes, we have opened a bar.

- Who? - I...

...and my sister.

An American bar. -Autistically American!

Yes. We have been to Berlin, employed in Aschinger.

And now we wanted to ask mr. Hoffmann who honored us with his visit.

Mr. Hoffmann has a lot what to do at the moment ...

... but I will inform you of your own.

He will be very interested in it.

Adi s!

- C ... how? - Adi s!

My sister is even more beautiful than me!

It is impossible.

Please, give him memories.

- The next, please! - The 414, please.

- Adi s! - Good morning!

You would not need a new suit, mr. Sawotka?

It's been a long time since you ordered me one!

If you were like me, dear Borsig, in the wood industry ...

... would not be responsible either You a new suit.

But how does it come out in there?

... then I'll take care of it a new suit!

Let's hope for the best!

Tell me ...

You think you can be offered a commission to Schmidt?

Who can not be offered a commission today?

The next one, please!

- The 415, please. - Here!

For God's sake, do not go in there! We would see Schmidt!

S ?

- Who is it? - It's me!

Hermann ... your nephew Hermann.

Who?

- Good morning, Hermann. - Good morning, dear t o.

I present here to Mr. Schirrmer

- This man would like ... - Let him be.

I'm so attached to the Mayor ...

Now you could buy the land

next to the fields oil very cheap!

I'm so attached to the Mayor ...

Yes, but ... I can not buy anything! I do not have money!

Your uncle has to have money when it is allowed to say ...

I do not have money!

No, really, I'm telling you ...

I really do not have ...!

The Lord wanted me ...

Good. Adi s ... dear uncle.

Adi ...

Sr. Hoffmann ...!

Room price per day 3.50

Be reasonable!

- Can you bring me a coffee? - What?

- Of course you can have a coffee. - With cream.

With cream. Naturally, even with cream.

- It is not necessary. - Yes, they will bring you their cream.

Mr. Hoffmann, they will bring you their cream. But do not do business behind my back.

And at noon, the two together, We will take a walk.

Everyone brings their money

al GRODITZKIRCHEN INDUSTRIAL BANK

Please, do not push

Listen ...

I think it would be more reasonable bring our money from Switzerland.

Why?

To put it in my bank. What's out of Switzerland? Nothing.

In my bank I can give myself 12% interest.

And if the Bank goes bankrupt?

Precisely now, when everything the world comes to our bank?

When the customers of the Savings Banks of Savings will come with us ...?

- Switzerland is Switzerland! - Yes, Switzerland is Switzerland ...

And the conjuncture is the conjuncture.

And I, as a banker, have an obligation to follow the conjuncture.

Did you understand?

Look ... look what a jerk!

I always tell you that this child can not come to the table!

Friend!

Frieda, please, come on to the child and pick him out.

- Cerdo! - Come, Rolf.

Friend? Pap has all his money in Switzerland

Well, now I know.

The tailcoat is not pretty, like I already said, mr. Hoffmann,

but with the rush, no you can do something else.

Always stay well right!

Well, I took a couple of steps back ...

Thank you. Turn around...

Half turn!

Well, you have to serve him, what are we going to do to him!

By the way, tell me, before I forget...

I found out that it's not the Americans,

but the English, those who they usually smoke in pipes ...

Aj ! Do not remember ... of what I told him?

And you did not give ...

And at the beginning I did not want to!

- And now ... I like it! - Great

But unfortunately, mr. Hoffmann, the pipe is over.

Yes, yes, yes ... tell me.

Come on come on...

D mela, mr. Hoffmann!

Be reasonable

Please, Mr. Schmidt!

Please, I'm used to it!

Let's rehearse the speech of the ceremony, that's more important

Come, give me that.

- Please! - I can not ... I want it!

I have always been a correct person ...

Unfortunately, mr. Hoffmann, in Europe can not be a person

correct without being a millionaire. So, do the favor.

- Gentlemen ... - Gentlemen ...

- ... with joy ... - ... with joy I take advantage ...

... I take the chance ... From the beginning, please.

As I said, a little more cheerful, s ?

- Come on... - Se ores!

- ... with joy ... - ... joy, I take advantage of the occasion ...

... to declare, humbly before you

... that I am willing ...

... to invest with pleasure in this company

... everything I've gained there

for years of hard work ...

... for the good of my hometown ...

... from its rich soil ...

... and the beautiful city ... Groditzkirchen!

I declare that the Company is constituted of Petr leos of Groditzkirchen!

Vivat! Crescat! Floreat!

I give the floor to Mr. Mayor.

On behalf of the Administration Municipal Groditzkirchen ...

I declare that the city ...

... driven by the example from mr. President,

participate in this great company with 500,000 marks,

from the Emergency Fund,

to give to the neighbors of this city ​​work and benefits.

I give the floor to Mr. Schmidt

Se ores!

We all know today what gold means

The whole world is fighting for gold today.

What are they, for example, the dollar bills?

The dollar bills they are the gold there,

in the boxes of the Federal Reserve Bank, in New York.

Where, sirs, is our gold!

The signature of our respected Mr. President Hoffmann!

And with this, I keep our gold in this safe!

And under the blinding rays of this divine metal ...

... we can undertake, reinforced, our work!

And now ... let's start!

GROWING COMPANY OF GRODITZKIRCHEN

BOOKS

Life and career of Th. E. Hoffmann New Rhythm, Groditzkirchen

Olympia Bar

ADMINISTRATION PETROL FERA COMPANY OF GRODITZKIRCHEN

The above can already be kill ruling!

You see, there's a American with pasta ...

and pum !, we have work.

That is the whole problem.

Where there is money, there is no unemployment.

Yes, but in America there are also unemployed.

S , but they charge unemployment in dollars!

So, you do not think we will find oil.

I'm sorry to say, mr. Director, who hope is getting smaller.

- Do you have enough machinery? - Yes, mr. Director.

- Do you have enough workers? - Yes, mr. Director.

- Do you have enough money? - Yes, mr. Director.

- What else do you want? - The scientific results ...

I'm not interested in science. The main thing is that it is working.

I'll be out one hour! I'll be out one hour!

I'll be out one hour!

I'll be out one hour!

I've already left!

Please, hold my arm with a little more strength, does not it seem happiness!

- As ! - You forgive me!

I can not screw it in the middle of the street!

You know, Miss. K the? I find that These representative daily walks ...

... they are stealing me too much time.

Ah! What do you mean by that?

I mean, that I I would be delighted.

But we can not do without them!

You can do without them, because

in business matters it is more indifferent than me, is not it?

- Good morning! - Good morning!

This guy has made his fortune!

- A pretty girl! - S , yes ...!

What do I have to do?

I can think of more fun things that walk around here with you!

Please, take my arm again!

I think we would save a lot time and discussions if we ...

... we married. Good morning!

How did he say?

Yes, get married, huh? I think that's what I said.

Well, consider the matter.

I think it's the best for the commercial interest.

I, naturally, would renounce all ...

- Good morning! - Good morning!

... to all the advantages of marriage.

- Angry? - No!

What good ... I just want to save time!

I have so much to do!

My dear Mr. Schmidt, by principle I do not want to mix in your affairs ...

... but I'm still the Director General of this Bank, no?

I do not want to say that I am in debt with the shareholders of my Bank ...

On the contrary, people He has given his money, has not he?

and I already ...

Yes ... yes.

But I have to tell you ...

You have to take advantage ...

You may ask me from time to time!

And I do not understand at all, how He has been able to make a refinery as well.

Dear Binder, you're a big boy!

With the refinery I can get all derivative products

Petroleum, gasoline, paraffin, tar

Yes, excuse me, but there a small one but in that.

Ud. Drills and drills, but not Take out a single drop of oil!

And while it has no oil, you do not need a refinery!

But good man, you have no idea!

- Oil I bring from Russia! - Lost?

Fifteen days ago the refinery work with Russian oil!

What a fool!

For once!

- Thank God! - You do not understand piano,

... you make me nervous! You are nothing musical.

I can not understand how Schmidt treats our uncle!

Everyone has money, you have money, I have money,

Schmidt has money, only Uncle does not have a cent.

How do you understand?

First he has taken out his millions ... and now he does not give him a cent.

Well, yes, but for what Does money need money?

If you do not need money, do not You have to ask me for money.

- Have you asked for money? - Yes ...

- Have you given it? - Yes, 100 frames

- When? - Now.

For the love of God! When does the next train leave?

For the love of God!

S ? Where?

Good morning, ma'am.

How? Money?

How much? How, 100 marks?

For the love of God!

Miss ... who was it?

Give me the 100 frames!

Come on! do please give me the 100 frames!

3 frames are missing! What have you done with them?

I bought a book!

A book? What?

Oh, what good.

Life and career of Th. E. Hoffmann

Did you like it?

Fairly good...

And why did he want to leave?

I could not continue with these tricks.

I am an honest person.

Well, keep being an honest person!

And do not leave in the lurch to your gigantic company!

But how am I going to have a company gigantic if I do not have money!

Sr. Hoffmann, it's not you the only one in Europe!

Tenga!

Excuse me, how do you imagine that?

What will happen if you do not Do you have confidence in your company?

What do I have no confidence? Where do you get that from?

Because you have your money in Switzerland!

What do I have money in Switzerland? Who said that?

- Your mr. son! - My son?

Yes, your little boy goes through the park Telling everyone who wants to know:

My daddy has all his money in Switzerland!

We're going to eat in an hour!

S , say?

Sr. Schmidt, your miss fiancee!

Ah, yes ... K the, dear ...

How are you, my heart?

Please, forgive me, I've only done it for ...

Oh, well, well ...

- You want to sit, miss. Brandt? - Thank you.

Can I ...?

No thanks. Is my uncle?

Yes, it is there inside.

Yes ... I find it outrageous!

That you lock the poor old man, As if I were an inmate.

No, look, senorita ...

Oh ... excuse me ...

Look, miss Brandt, me I think the following:

The gold that is in the Bank of France, he can not run out of there ...

... but nevertheless, it is guarded for a guard, is not it?

And in there, uncle, is our ... our gold!

Unfortunately he has feet! No?

And if his uncle, on top, receives 100 frames of his mr. father...

well, the old man also It's very sad ... but I have ...

I have ... I have ... to watch!

Maybe you're right ...

So ... when will this matter end?

What's the matter?

You yourself said that it requires much of his little time ...

- What? What, please? - Our wedding.

Oh, go Yes ... yes.

- Yes ... Then you are ... - Yes, I'm determined.

We're not going to cheat, mr. Schmidt!

Since I'm not completely alien to that company ...

... I want to do something too for our business.

I will marry you!

Yes, cla ... But unfortunately ... Unfortunately...

When is it good for you?

Yes, I have to ... for now ... I have to see...

... every day of the week, but now ...

What do I have here ...? Oh, yes, the Thursday ... Thursday might be, but ...

I have a meeting at night!

Do not bother about me! Our wedding It has nothing to do with the nights!

Let's leave it for Thursday.

All right, until Thursday ... Ms. Brandt!

- What a pity! - How does it say?

It's not easy with you!

Well, it's precisely my strength!

- Adi s! - Adi s!

Come, Siegfried!

Ministry of Foreign Affairs Consular Affairs Section.

Chicago, February 12, 1931

To the Ministry of Foreign Affairs Consular Affairs Section.

The one who was a resident here, natural of his country, Theodor Hoffmann,

born on August 26, 1886 in Groditzkirchen,

has been treated at the Hospital de Chicago from a bronchial catarrh,

from October 6 to 26, 1930, for an amount of 105 dollars.

Being the aforementioned Hoffmann completely impoverished and not in

situation of paying that amount, its administration should take over.

What kind of business is this?

The Municipal Hospital of Chicago claims us

104 dollars for one of our citizens.

- What's that man's name? - Thomas Hoffmann.

A native of Groditzkirchen.

Groditzkirchen, where the hell is that?

Derive it to the Department of Public Charity.

Above all, dear ... you always have to derive ...

That's the most important thing!

And above all, daughter, the Business is the business.

You have to pretend to the guests be a married couple.

Come on, daughter, come on.

Can you lend me 100 marks again?

Unbeknownst to Schmidt.

Yes, of course.

- Have. - Thank you.

Tired?

Clear!

I will be happy. He's going to bed now, is not he?

Have, your hat.

Adi s, ti to.

- Adi s. - Adi s.

- Adi s, father. - Goodnight.

- Adi s. - Well, everything is fixed.

Well, these two do not honeymoon, I understand.

I understand, Schmidt You have a lot to do...

But you have heard of a young couple

that on your wedding night Take the guy?

It's that the guy did not want stay alone at the hotel.

Of course, the boy wanted stay alone in the hotel,

but your mr. Schmidt, your son-in-law ... He is the one who did not want.

But my son-in-law, mr. Schmidt, You can stay alone!

- What's nice! - What do you like?

Come, you, this is your room.

Fee well!

Well, goodbye. Good evening!

- Good evening! - Sleep tight.

Until tomorrow.

Good night!

- Good evening, ti to. - Good evening!

Adi s.

Careful!

- Heinz? - S !

Wait ... how do I get out of here?

Theodor, you have a button in there. To the left of the door.

- A button inside ... - On the left, look.

You see?

Has something happened to you?

- No no. - How?

- It scared me. - Go to sleep, s ?

- Uncle is ... - S !

Oh, yes, miss. K the, his room would be ... this one.

Very pretty!

No common!

Our marriage either It's too common!

Yes, but ...

- we'll see... - How?

- Good evening, mr. Schmidt - Good evening, miss. Brandt.

Please, I want to go home ...

Theodor ...

- Again Hermann? - Again, Hermann ...

I want to leave!

I can not continue with these tricks!

I have always been an honest person.

A decent person is sleeping at this hour!

Miss!

What ... what are you doing ... with my stuff?

Perd n, mr. Schmidt said to keep his things in my room during the day.

Will it be possible ...?

In Chicago I had so much tranquility and ...!

- Good morning, t o! - Good morning, Hedwig!

- What, having breakfast alone? - Yes ...

- Single... - The boys are not here?

Schmidt has already left.

- And K the? - Sleeping.

He is sleeping.

What do you have, t o? I see you so sad!

I have not slept all night!

No! And why?

- There was so much noise here! - Ruidos?

- A scandal! - A scandal?

Is it that Schmidt ...?

That Schmidt ... is a ... a ...

- ... he's a brutal individual. - No!

- Have you heard anything? - Sure, I was there!

- You were there? - Why are you screaming at me?

You also yell at me?

Everybody screams at me!

Everybody thinks I'm a fool!

I have patience, but ...

... but if everyone ...

Laughter!

In Chicago it was so quiet ... So quiet ... I was in Chicago!

Oh, this ... this door!

"Way to ...!"

What stupidity!

Mr. Schmidt ... Sr. Schmidt!

- Good morning, mam . - And ... K the?

And ... K the?

- My poor girl! - Why poor, mam?

- Poor no? - Do not.

Well ... If one sees it like that!

Public Charity Service Secc. SAW. B. 3. A.

We attach a letter from the City of Chicago,

U.S.A., referring to Th. Th. Hoffmann,

born in Groditzkirchen, to give it course.

Where do you come from?

From the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

Send it to City Hall of Groditzkirchen ...

... and add the following:

If man has no means,

will have their relatives who pay for hospital expenses.

If they could not either,

will have to pay the City Council of Grodnitzkirchen.

- Do you have it? - Yes.

I'll take care of it right away.

A moment, a moment, gentlemen.

I tell you that the lords They have not found oil.

Mr. Director, as Chief Engineer you I clarify that we have found oil.

And I, as director, clarified to you that

I do not want oil to be found!

- And why not? - Because I do not want to ruin my business!

Headmaster...

The oil that we found here it will cost half as much as the Russian!

That's precisely the misfortune!

If oil comes out, I can not keep drilling ...

... and I have to lay off 1,000 workers

- Why? - Capital does not need oil.

Capital needs high prices.

"The man is a wolf, sir!

Excuse me, mr. Director, but seen Economically, it's stupid.

Please, be assured, that the capital is smart enough,

that, for their own interest, he does not hold back from stupidity.

Groditzkirchen Diary

Hoffmann's celebration at City Hall

The bust of President Hoffmann will be discovered today.

Groditzkirchen honors to his great benefactor.

President Hoffmann will be named honorary citizen.

And a person who can not even pay their

hospital expenses is made go here for a millionaire!

I really believed that it was a real millionaire.

Word of honor!

And that's why I brought everything my money from Switzerland ...

This man is a vulgar con man.

He will have it locked up.

Often ... often ...

And here next to the people wait for His bust is solemnly discovered!

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Good morning!

What's up?

Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ...

Will it be possible?

Ah, you're there ... Come here.

Is this true?

- Huh? - Yes

Yes, I was really sick.

But now I'm back ... completely cured

Well, very good. Are you healed, s ?

Good thanks God.

And you've made yourself look like a millionaire ...

- ... without taking a cue! - But Heinz!

Heinz, I've always told you ...

Theodor ... please, silence.

S ? No apologies.

I go in the photo.

Mr. Mayor, so ... Oh, sure!

Where can this man wait here?

Here ... next.

Come...

Come come come...

- Well, I would like ... - Do not start with difficulties.

There's nothing going to happen to you! Come on, come out.

- Heinz! - S , what's wrong?

- In Chicago it was so quiet ... - Yes, very good. Salt.

Well, gentlemen ...

What has happened?

- Well, what? - Listen!

What do you say there ...?

I have lent to this man 200 frames ...

Mr. Mayor ...

... I ask him ...

The city has flourished of Groditzkirchen?

- Yes. - Thank you.

Mr. Binder, I ask you. Does your bank do well?

- S ! - Thank you.

Who has been harmed?

Who? My 200 frames.

That is, nobody.

What do you think is going to pass, mr. Mayor,

If you let this man be arrested?

You would be Mayor for the last time!

Your city would be the laughingstock of all the world!

Your bank, mr. Binder, it would be ruined and you would no longer have money.

Thousands of people they would be without work!

But if this man does not have money!

You do not need money!

The main thing is that This man is here!

Yes, yes, that's true.

If you deliver to this man to the police ...

... Everything is coming down!

Has anyone spoken ... of the police?

Gentlemen, I believe ...

... for the general interest ...

... that the best thing is that Mr. Hoffman ...

... continue to be for us the man he was.

Millionaire, of course ...

Well then...

I see that the men have caught ... the modern national economy.

Yes.

Ti to ...! T o!

Where is it? It's gone!

For the love of God, it's gone!

We have to find it!

Sr. Schmidt, I do not allow it!

I have not given you a single pfennig!

To the central station

The guy has escaped!

The mayor also knows everything!

Actually there is no reason ... so that we can continue together.

Mr. Schmidt, we can divorce immediately.

- Immediately? - Yes.

Yes.

So, sir, I have to direct you to you kind words.

Tell me, mrs. Schmidt ...

Why did I put the city ​​upside down,

Why did I set up this whole shed, He does not know, right?

And why have I set up this house, so nice, tampoco knows it, right?

Well, let's not talk more about that.

"Se ora, ma'am, the police are here!

Do you see it, see it? What he has achieved with your ... with your ... nonsense?

I have not done any nonsense!

What if not? And now comes and ... esc ndase!

Hurry!

Why would he do it? You talked about divorce ...

What a divorce!

He wants me to take the blame, or are you going to do it?

Between! Where?

Set in bed!

- But get under the blankets! - S !

And be quiet, do you hear me?

You are the mrs. Schmidt?

Yes, but my husband is not home.

No matter.

The board of directors of the bank has sent us a man ...

Yes ... t o!

What were you doing ...? Account!

Nothing good. Nothing!

This man was arrested in the Hamburg train without ticket.

I just want to make sure that your Personal data is correct.

We will solve this matter tomorrow.

- Good evening! - Good evening!

Ti to, I'm so happy that you're back!

Daughter, I hope nothing happens to me!

I mean ... about the hospital expenses ...

I was really sick!

But if nothing is going to happen to you!

Now you stay here ...

You do not run out again ...

And you go to sleep ...

... and tomorrow your bust will be inaugurated ...

But if I have always been an honest person!

And why are you going to make me a monument?

- The two policemen ... - Chst!

- The two policemen ... - Are they gone?

S ! Oh ... no, no!

I'm still here!

- What did you really want? - Chst!

Why are you circling for the room?

Stay here!

Be quiet.

Let's turn the light on!

Turn off the light!

That you turn off the light!

That you turn off the light!

Is it that you do not hear?

Well, I submit to violence.

TH. TH. HOFFMANN

EL SALVADOR DE GRODITZKIRCHEN

End